Despite not being on last week’s card Matthew Kennedy and Marty McFarge certainly made their presence felt by joining the commentary booth for the match between Casey Williams and his recently departed opponent, however after the match Jason announced to world that he had kidnapped Laura and would harm her baby if Matthew didn’t have the title back in his hands, something Matthew claims he has no part off.
That was last week and this week Matthew was in tag team action teaming up with “Wrestling’s Bad Boy” Matt Barnes to take on two of his old enemies, Lucian Frost who he faced in his first ever SCW match a few months ago and Aleksei Koji, a man Matthew blames for costing him the Roulette Championship in the first place, this is bound to be an action packed match and……wait, Matthew’s hosting a party?!
The home of Matthew Kennedy, Las Vegas Nevada
July 6th 2012, 11:00pm
Why yes I am, you ignorant twat.
Honestly this party isn’t my idea, instead it’s Marty’s idea as he wants me to mingle with some of his friends, and as for Jason Burnside, I’ve severed all ties with the man, he’s clearly gone off the deep end and I can’t afford to associate myself with him anymore.
At the moment I am sitting at the mini bar in my home taking a sip of my drink, there is a live band playing, a cover band mind you but they are a good cover band I’ll give them that, whilst Marty is chatting away with some posh idiots, I swear to god I couldn’t look more out of place if I tried!
MM: Matthew, why aren’t you mingling?
I shake my head as I turn to my manager.
MK: Do you always ask the stupid questions McFarge? Honestly how can you insist that I host a party like this when our lawyers are losing their minds over the legal ramifications of Jason’s actions and how they can possibly charge me as an accessory to kidnapping because I brought him into the country in the first place and let’s not even get into the possibility that he makes good on his threat and does something to harm Laura’s baby if I don’t win the Roulette Championship.
MM: You think I’m not worried about that Matthew? Don’t worry I have some of the best legal representation in the country, if there’s a way to get those charges dismissed if they do charge you with it then believe me, they’d find it!
MK: And then there’s the fact that in two days I am teaming up with that American Matt Barnes to take on Lucian Frost and Aleksei Koji but instead of training for that match, you know, like I should be; I’m stuck here wasting my time with this bloody party!
MM: You’ve had all week to train for the match, hell that’s why you’re having SCW’S cameracrew tape your promo now rather than earlier in the week like you normally do, but can’t you rest just this once.
MK: McFarge, I hired you because your one of the best managers in the business today, don’t make me regret my decision much like I have with Burnside!
Marty winces at that.
MM: Okay, I get your point, but at least try to enjoy yourself Matthew; you’re the guest of honor after all.
MK: A wrestler the guest of honor at a high society party, you want to bring in a clown whilst you’re at it?
Marty pays no attention and walks off, I turn to the camera as my current spot is pretty much the only place in the building where I’ll get anything resembling peace and quiet.
MK: Once again the brain trust that runs this company has seen fit to team me up with an American, in this case it’s Wrestling’s Bad Boy Matt Barnes, back when I faced James Huntington Hawkes a month or so ago I stated that I hate people like him, Matt Barnes is exactly that, he’s a spoiled brat like Hawkes and the only difference is that he brutalized his first opponent in SCW, Matt I’m only going to say this once and I say the exact same thing to everyone I team with if they are American, stay out of my way.
And now that that’s out of the way I can move onto my opponents.
MK: My opponents on the other hand I couldn’t be happier to face, Aleksei Koji and Lucian Frost, two of my oldest enemies teaming up to face me again, this is practically a dream come true for me because now I can take out my frustration regarding recent events out on the two of them, and since I have the most history with him I shall start with Lucian…..
: Oh look, the fake fighter McFarge is holding this party for.
I groaned; I didn’t even need to turn around to know that it was one of the snobs at the party and sure enough when I did turn around there he was talking to a pair of attractive but scantily clad women who I’m pretty sure he’s not in a relationship with, they start to walk off but I decide to put him in his place.
MK: Fake fighter am I? Humph, I suppose I’m no more fake than the breasts of your escorts.
The two women gasp as they hear that and the man spins around.
Man: What did you just say?!
MK: Are you deaf as well as ignorant and spoiled? Snobs like you never change; you always surround yourself with the best things money can buy, including those two women, but me? At least I’m bloody honest about myself, now leave me alone, screw those prostitutes, pay them, burn the mattress and leave my bloody property first thing in the morning!
The snob is clearly rendered speechless by this and storms off with the two women that was easily the most satisfying thing I’ve done all week.
MK: Now where was I? Oh yes! Lucian and trust me, I have a lot to say about Aleksei Koji’s promo but I will get to that momentarily, this a rivalry that goes back to my earliest days in this bloody company and it is getting started anew but this time the SCW Roulette Championship is nowhere near our sites, whilst I will soon correct that I will first focus on beating you and Aleksei and trust me, I intend to keep my promise of defeating you.
I shake my head as I move onto Koji.
MK: How the bloody hell did a promo where the wrestler spent the entire thing drunk make it on to TV?! I was half expecting him to start hitting on the interviewer and make an arse of himself! Then again it’s Aleksei Koji, making an arse of himself is practically in his job description.
I sighed as I shook my head.
MK: I realize that, by the time you’re likely to watch this promo, you’ll be hung-over Koji but that’s no bloody excuse, this is supposed to be a respectable business, but nope you and those bloody idiots you hang around with ruin it for the rest of us! I’d say that sister of yours is the only level headed one among you but I’m convinced that she’s insane based on her promo this week! And as for our last encounter, oh boy, do I have some things to say about that.
I shake my head in disgust.
MK: Simply put, if you hadn’t been in my second defense of the Roulette Championship in the first place then I’d still be champion but no! I lost that match because I was prepared for one opponent not two and I hold you accountable for my loss of the title, when I beat you this Sunday at Climax Control I will do it on my own without my partner’s help.
Before I can finish this promo I hear Marty tap his wine glass and I turn around, oh god he’s going to make a speech.
MM: Thank you all for coming and thank you to the live band, they have been great tonight! And now I propose a toast to our guest of honor Matthew Kennedy!
I groan; it’s worse than a speech, far, far, far worse than a speech, I halfheartedly lifted up my glass before quickly turning around so that I can wrap things up.
MK: Lucian, Aleksei, you may be old rivals of mine but I assure you that I will defeat you and that I will win back my championship from Williams, and Aleksei, don’t judge me based on my performance at the bloody King of Death Match tournament because you’re making a big mistake just by considering that! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Aleksei Koji and Lucian Frost are about to be cancelled.
I reluctantly join the party guests as the scene fades.
