A WRESTLING MATCH IS MORE FUN AS A FATAL FOURWAY
Narrator: Before I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his upcoming Roulette Championship match, which is a Fatal Fourway, I want to let you know what Bill has informed me that he is more than ready for this match. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 286.
PRESS CONFERENCE
The scene switches and we are taken to the Conference Room at the Gold Coast Casino where there is a Press Conference being held. The people in attendance are murmuring as they have not been told what the Press Conference is about or who is presenting information. They stop murmuring when a side door opens and Bill and Bea Barnhart walk into the Conference Room, up the steps to the stage, where they walk toward the podium to give a presentation. Bill is dressed in a dark gray business suit, white shirt, black shoes, and a tie that matches the color of his suit. Bea is wearing her trademark blue dress she wears when attending Bill to the ring to serve as his Manager and she is wearing black heels. The crowd starts murmuring again but Bill speaks into the microphone.
Bill: Stop talking and murmuring. This is our presentation so you need to keep silent or I’ll ask Security to remove you from the Conference Room. If you can’t understand that simple concept then you can stand up and leave now.
The crowd quiets down and nobody gets up to leave. Satisfied he has made his point Bill continues.
Bill: The year 2020 up to today wasn’t great for me and I openly admit that fact. Having worked in other wrestling federations where I was very successful and held many Championships 2020 wasn’t to be that way in Sin City Wrestling. You would expect a newbie to wrestling, like Bea, to not have earned any Championships their first year in the wrestling ring but for someone like me, with 19 years of wrestling under my belt, you don’t expect to see a year go by without holding Championship Gold.
Bea: Although other women would take offense at Bill’s comment that newbies to the sport of wrestling cannot expect to earn a Championship their first year in the business. I don’t take offense to his comment as it is true. I’m performing well in the ring but a lot of my losses were my fault when I allowed myself to be distracted and opponents took advantage of the distraction.
Bill: So now it comes to this. I’ve decided since we’ve not been able to earn Championships yet in 2020 then maybe, just maybe, we should retire from the sport of wrestling.
The crowd erupts into a loud roar of murmuring, loud denials that they would go into retirement, and some have stormed out of the Conference Room at the announcement. Bill starts laughing loudly.
Bill: HA HA HA!!! HO HO HO!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! You suckers fell for it! That’s hilarious! Myself and Bea are not going into retirement. Not this year. Not next year. Not any time in the future. Since I’m assigned to a Fatal Four Way for Climax Control 286, and the winner of the match becomes the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion, I’m going to prove to you that I came into Sin City Wrestling to earn Championships and I’ll be crowned Roulette Champion at Climax Control 286. What a hell of a way to go out of the year 2020 and move into the year 2021 as Sin City Wrestling’s Roulette Champion. Both of us are going to storm the year 2021, kick everyone’s ass, we’ll attempt to earn every Championship available this year.
Bea: Everyone in Sin City Wrestling has just been warned what we’re going to do. If you want to stop us you damn well better step up your game several levels as we’re going to dominate Sin City Wrestling from here out.
Bill: Everyone in Sin City Wrestling is on notice. Nobody is exempt from our wrath. Nobody is immune from being scheduled for a match with us, either individually or in Mixed Tag Team, so you have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide!
Bea: As everyone knows Bill has a Fatal Four Way match at Climax Control 286 for the vacated Roulette Championship. We will not address that match at this time. We will address Bill’s match at another time from another location.
Bill: Thanks for attending our Press Conference. We suckered you to believe we wanted to retire from wrestling and you took the bait. Damn I wish you all could have seen the stupid looks on your faces!
Bill and Bea turn away from the podium, walk across the stage, down the steps, across the room, and exit through the same door where they entered the Conference Room earlier. The door closes behind them and the murmuring from the crowd still inside the Conference Room gets so loud you cannot hear yourself think.
MISUNDERSTANDINGS HAPPEN
Bill and Bea are at their room in a hotel near the Gold Coast Casino. The two are relaxing and watching television with their English Bulldog Iris when Bill feels the urge.
Bill: Please excuse me you two. I’m feeling an urge and I need to run to the bathroom to do my duty…or I guess you can say do my doodie…ha ha ha!
Bea rolls her eyes.
Bea: I don’t think me and Iris and the viewers needed to know that information. Just go and do your thing.
Bill gets up and walks to the bathroom closing the door behind him. All is quiet for a fair amount of time then. . .
Bill: Arrrggghhh!!! What the *bleep!* Get out! Get out from me! Get the hell out of here and leave me alone! I said get out now!!!
Bea and Iris perk up and wonder what in the world is going on with Bill in the bathroom. They don’t want to think about a specific item, as it could be anything involved, but he is in the bathroom so of course they lean toward that specific item. Both are scared to approach the bathroom door and ask Bill if he is okay and if he needs assistance.
Bill: Grrr!!! Grunt!!! Mumble!!! I said get out! Get out and away from me and leave me alone!!!
Bea cannot take more of this so she gets up and runs to the bathroom to find out what is happening to Bill. She opens the bathroom door and fortunately the Network blurs out key parts of the video so the viewers don’t get more than they expected. When Bea looks into the bathroom she is surprised that Bill is still fully dressed, not doing his duty as he went into the bathroom to do, and she sees him swatting at something on the sink with one of the hand towels.
Bea: Bill? What the hell are you doing?
Bill: I came into the bathroom to do my duty and before I could start anything this nasty dirty spider started crawling across the sink. You know I detest spiders so I’m trying to swat it and kill it with this hand towel then hopefully I can flush it down the toilet. Instead of standing there gawking you could help me eliminate the spider.
Bea rolls her eyes then she grabs a few sheets of toilet paper, snags the spider in the toilet paper, then drops it into the toilet and flushes it. Both watch as the spider goes down for the count.
Bill: Thanks for the help. You make it look easy.
Bea: Why are you afraid of spiders?
Bill: It goes back to when I was in the Boy Scouts. I was 10 or 11 years old then. We went on a camping trip and my father brought our family tent for the Scouts in my group to sleep in. We all had cots that we placed our sleeping bags on. During the night I had to pee so I got out of my sleeping bag and turned on a light. When I looked around the inside of the tent there had to be at least a 100 to 200 spiders, hell it could have been 500 spiders, crawling around inside the tent. I freaked out knowing had I not gotten up to pee maybe I would have woke up in the morning covered in spiders and bites. I ran out of the tent so fast I think I broke the sound barrier. From that night until today I detest spiders.
Bea: Okay. That’s a valid explanation why you hate spiders but next time just call me to come into the room to get rid of the spider for you okay?
Bill: Thanks!
FATAL FOURWAY FOR ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP
The scene changes and this time we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in a broadcast studio set up for wrestlers to air comments. Bill is in very casual attire while Bea is dressed about half way between casual and formal. The two are sitting at a desk opposite a commentator who will be asking them questions. Then the crew in the studio inform them they are live broadcasting the presentation begins.
Commentator: Today I have Bill and Bea Barnhart in the broadcast studio. I will ask them questions and they will respond to those questions. I need to let you two know that some of the questions were submitted by viewers and fans and the remaining questions are mine. Are you ready?
Bill: I’m always ready.
Bea: Me too.
Commentator: This question is for Bill and it is from a viewer. Were you surprised to see your name included for the Main Event Fatal Fourway for the vacated Roulette Championship?
Bill: I’m one of those wrestlers who doesn’t run around demanding shots at Championships. I leave that decision to Management. As far as the Fatal Fourway match is concerned having three opponents, instead of one opponent as with a Singles match, simply makes the match three times as much fun for me.
Commentator: This question is mine and it is for Bill. Your opponents are Kedron Williams, Stephen Callaway, and Brother David Shepherd. Any concerns with your opponents?
Bill: I never have a concern with any opponents as I’m capable of handling myself and winning matches against anyone. I will answer your question with specific information as I feel the viewers are entitled to know. At Climax Control 245 pm August 1, 2019, I defeated Kedron Williams by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Then at Climax Control 278 I defeated Stephen Callaway by submission also with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Those two scrawny pencil-necked geeks were easy to knock them out.
Commentator: Don’t you feel that a Sleeper Hold that knocks an opponent out should be banned as a choke hold?
Bill: Nope. When you choke someone you usually squeeze or try to choke off their oxygen intake from their breathing. When I apply my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold I am not compressing or crushing their throat. I’m simply reducing the blood flow to their brain. If they fight going unconscious instead of submitting then they go unconscious and I win.
Commentator: Bill you seem to be taking Kedron Williams lightly. You are aware that Kedron Williams earned the Roulette Championship from O’Malley which is not an easy accomplishment. Then it was Mac Bane that defeated Kedron Williams for the Roulette Championship at High Stakes X. You need to remember that past success against an opponent doesn’t mean you are guaranteed success against that same opponent in the future.
Bill: I’ll give credit to Kedron Williams for defeating O’Malley but when you obtain a Championship and lost is less than 30 days later then you suck. My previous success against those two does, in fact, equate into success for me in matches against them specifically the Fatal Fourway for the Roulette Championship.
Commentator: I agree with your comments on holding a Championship for less than 30 days but the fact is that he has held a Championship and you have yet to do so.
Bill: That’s what this match is about at Climax Control 286. I’m in this Fatal Fourway match and I will be crowned the next Roulette Champion. And before you ask Stephen Callaway has been in some good and tough matches but he only has bruises and cuts to show for it. As far as Brother David Shepherd goes no punk ass cheater is going to deny me becoming the next Roulette Champion.
Commentator: I know the match is listed as a Fatal Fourway which means the first wrestler to obtain a pinfall or submission on any of the other wrestlers in the match is the winner but what if they were to throw into this match some form of a Roulette Rules item that adds stipulations to the Fatal Fourway concept?
Bill: If they did that it would simply add more amusement for the match and make it more enjoyable for me to participate in the match and win the Roulette Championship.
Commentator: Wow! Talk about a confident wrestler! This next question is from a viewer and they want both of you to answer their question. The wrestler in this match you have not previously faced is Brother David Shepherd. Bill the viewer wants to know from you as a wrestler in this match what you are thinking about Brother David and Bea they want to know what you, as Bill’s Manager in his corner, think about the match.
Bill: Brother David is just another wrestler. He’s nothing special. He is, however, a coward cheater as he proved against O’Malley. This was such an easy question from a viewer. I’m going to easily win this match and become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.
Bea: I’m in Bill’s corner as his Manager for the majority of his matches. When I go back and review Brother David’s match against O’Malley and I see how he loaded a foreign object into his Good Book, then whacked O’Malley with it, and hit him with a low blow, and grabbed the wrestling trunks for leverage. Cheating like that is not tolerated by me. I’m in Bill’s corner to ensure the Referee assigned to the match does their job correction and prohibits cheating from Bill’s opponents.
Commentator: We seemed to have goon longer on our air time than I expected to do and I apologize to the broadcast studio and to you Bill and Bea. However I’ve just been informed that both of you are being given several minutes of air time to make closing comments concerning our broadcast today. Go ahead when you are ready.
Bea looks into the camera and makes the first closing comments.
Bea: I often run into people who are so damn irritating that you want to slap them into the next galaxy. Brother David fits into that category. The coward has to cheat for a win and then he runs around bragging he was able to defeat O’Malley. Wrestlers like Brother David often have short wrestling careers because their cheating quickly catches up with them.
The camera shifts to Bill is now looking into the camera.
Bill: I appreciate your comment on irritating people Bea. I also run across many people in my life that are so stupid, so ignorant, so incompetent, that I have to ask myself how the hell these people make it to the next day in addition to making it to their next birthday.
Bea: Probably they are related to the stupid, ignorant, and incompetent people I run across all the time.
Bill: Could be. For sure the Three Stooges I’m assigned to wrestle in Kedron Williams, Brother David Shepherd, and Stephen Callaway, are three fools I’m going to take out to the trash dumpster.
Bea: Bill you’re going to make a fantastic Roulette Champion.
Bill: Yeah. . .I know.
THE BOTTOM LINE
It is later in the day and we return to the room of Bill and Bea at a hotel near the Gold Coast Casino. Bill is casual in khaki shorts, a brown pullover shirt, and flip flops. Bea is also casual in leggings and a pink tee-shirt and she is barefoot. The cameraman informs the two that they have been given several minutes of air time to send a message, to give the BOTTOM LINE, to Bill’s three opponents.
Bill: I’m not going to stand in front of the camera and hurl stupid insults and call my opponents stupid names. I can stand in my wrestling abilities so I don’t need derogatory and stupid name calling insults to make my point. Also I don’t wish to directly address any of my opponents directly and by name. Why? Because I don’t have a need to talk directly to each of them. I don’t want them to feel like they are important enough for me to mention their names numerous times. They know they suck compared to me. They know they cannot defeat me. They know they are going to lose this match to me. Damn! I feel like I’m assigned to wrestle Shemp, Curly, and Larry of The Three Stooges and I’m Moe punching and slapping and kicking them to keep them in their place. That’s all they need to know. The rest of my talking will be done in the wrestling ring on Sunday, December 6, 2020.
Bea: My closing comments are milder than Bill’s but still I need to make my point. I’m not in Bill’s corner as his Manager to interfere in this match. I’m in Bill’s corner to ensure the match is called fairly and that his opponents don’t try to cheat or have interference in the match to try to get a cheap win. This is Bill’s night to shine as the new Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion and I won’t allow anyone to ruin that for us.
Bill and Bea have finished their closing comments and the cameraman cuts his feed and the Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming.
