RP Title: “A title worth a damn!”
The New Year had started and for many people, that meant new beginnings, however for the Honor Wrestling Legacy Champion Jessie Salco that had a big hurdle in front of it as Jessie was facing Sam Marlowe in a Title Unification Match that pitted Jessie’s Legacy Championship against Sam Marlowe’s Roulette Championship! Jessie and Sam had met a few times in the ring and the last time they faced off was at the start of Ben Jordan’s #BenDeservesBetter Campaign last April which was a non-title match that Jessie ended up losing, can Jessie make up for past mistakes this week and bring in the new year as the new Roulette Champion?
Local metal club, Las Vegas, Nevada
Thursday the 10th of January 2019, 18:00pm
Yeah, yeah, happy New Year and all that shit!
I wanted to reign in the New Year on happier terms but once again the brain trust at the top of SCW decided to screw me over because of the myth that I can’t draw shit even though my reign as Honor Wrestling Legacy Champion proves otherwise, don’t think they were telling the truth when they announced the decision to unify the Honor Wrestling and SCW Titles together back in November, then again if you believe everything that comes out of their mouths then you lost the ability to think for yourself a long time ago.
To summarize, the bosses can’t stand to see their myths get busted, meaning they don’t like it when someone they claim can’t draw proves them otherwise! What can I say except they are idiots!
I said it before and I’ll say it again, I was a lot happier in Honor Wrestling than I had been for a long time because they respected talent, now that SCW brought out Honor? Brooke Saxton lost what little balls she had and became a glorified lapdog and SCW is getting ready to flush Honor’s Legacy down the toilet!
The joke will be on them by the end of the night, that’s all I have to say.
As for what we’re doing now, me and the boys have taken a break from training and I’m trying to take my mind off the SCW/Honor Wrestling bullshit so I’m here at my favorite local metal club with the boys, some might call this cliché for me, you know what I say to them? Go kiss Mark and Christian’s asses some more!
“I get the feeling that this is going to be a stupid question.” Shane commented as we sat down at a booth not far from the bar and the DJ booth by extension, it wasn’t karaoke night tonight otherwise I’d be all over it in a heartbeat. “But you ready for Sunday.”
“You mean “am I ready for Mark and Christian’s attempt to perpetuate the myth that no fan wants to see me be successful?”, because that’s pretty much what the whole title unification bullshit is about!” I responded as I rolled my eyes whilst “Laid To Rest” by Lamb of God started to play over the PS System thanks to the DJ. “I swear, if I had lost the Honor Wrestling Legacy Championship to Ella Singleton back at High Stakes, I bet they wouldn’t be going through with the title unification bullshit.”
“But what about what Brooke said at the first post High Stakes Climax Control?” Jake asked, and I scoffed in response.
“All I’m going to say is that anyone who believes a word that comes out of that idiot’s mouth post buyout should lose the ability to vote come next election.” I responded with a scoff as I leaned forward. “Brooke’s pretty much a puppet these days, a ventriloquist’s dummy, emphasis on the dummy part, and you get no prizes for guessing who take turns playing the ventriloquist whenever she goes out there and speaks.”
“Mark and Christian?” Shane asked, and I nodded without hesitation. “Can’t believe I’m saying this but your sounding more and more like Alex Jones by the day, the conspiracy nut, not the former Honor Wrestling wrestler who’s making his debut on Sunday! And if you feel that strongly about Brooke, why are you on Honor’s side?”
“Because Honor Wrestling did what SCW doesn’t, respect talent.” I responded as I rolled my eyes. “And Mark and Christian aren’t half the businessmen they claim to be! They let Team Hero walk out of the promotion two years ago! I’d understand if Roxi and Keira were retiring to focus on raising a family but no! They’ve continued working for other promotions since leaving, and before you point out that that was more Christian than Mark, need I remind you that Mark let Steve Ramone quit?”
“Even though he had basically turned every arena SCW held shows in into his personal porn shoot?” Jake asked, and I nodded. “And didn’t he go into porn?”
“Don’t remind me, the images still haunt my nightmares! But aside from that, he was one of SCW’s best wrestlers and they let him go.” I responded before checking the time on my iPhone and standing up. “And on that note, I have a promo to do!”
“Already?” Shane asked as he checked the time on his iPhone and I nodded in response.
“Better to get this done early so I can enjoy the rest of the night.” I responded before making my way outside for some peace and quiet, so I could do said promo quietly, which I proceeded to do so.
“Well, here I am, getting ready to fight for a title worth a damn this Sunday at Inception III: Clash of Champions, what’s that SCW Sheep? I’m obviously talking about the Roulette Title? Hell no! Any title that was once held by Veronica fucking Taylor isn’t worth the toilet paper Christian uses to wipe his ass! I’m off course talking about the Honor Wrestling Legacy Championship! A title that I’ve defended consistently since the buyout! Was it against the same woman who I had just defended the title against at Zero Hour II? Maybe but that’s not important, what is important is the end of Sam Marlowe’s reign!”
I said as I shook my head.
“Why did the SCW brass see fit to merge the Honor and SCW Titles? Because they realized that the Honor Wrestling Titles were outshining the SCW Titles every time they were defended on the same show but especially because I dared to have a successful title reign as Legacy Champion and spit in the face of the myth that I can’t draw! But no, because the brain trust that let Team Hero walk out of their company can’t have their intelligence questioned they are trying to screw us over! But they will fail! Miserably!”
It’s almost sad, really.
“Honestly between Selena breaking his nose and this, Christian’s temper tantrums are almost as bad as the current president’s! Note that I said almost because Christian’s temper tantrums aren’t trying to fuck up the country! Anyway, back to Sam, I’m just going to be blunt here, you have as much chance of retaining the SCW Roulette Title and merging my title with it as the bosses have at admitting that they ever make mistakes! Or Brooke for that matter as she’s basically become the bosses’ puppet by this point!”
May as well be a female Christian! Only without the broken nose!
“At the end of the day Sam, on Sunday the Honor Wrestling stars will stand tall as they win all their matches and humiliate the SCW Superstars, and I can’t wait for the look on the bosses’ faces when they see it for themselves! It doesn’t matter what stipulation the wheel stops on this Sunday Sam because either way I’m walking out with both the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship and the Honor Wrestling Legacy Championship!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“The history books will remember Inception III for one thing, the night Honor Wrestling stood tall over SCW and gave two big middle fingers to the morons in charge of SCW! Sam, you’re a hell of a wrestler but since winning this title I’ve been unstoppable in title defenses and my last one will be no different! This is the Heavy Metal Angel Jessie Salco signing off, Sam, say goodbye to your title reign, Mark, Christian, the only thing you can look forward too is your plans for the show blowing up in your faces!”
I returned to the club as the scene fades.