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Climax Control Archives / Jordan, the Vampire Slayer
« on: May 11, 2012, 11:13:31 PM »
 

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The camera opens up to a morning shot of a London apartment building five days after the London Brawling super card. We cut to a shot inside where we see Jordan Williams waking up, laying next to Shannon, the bartender he met the night before London Brawling. Shannon is laying on Jordan’s chest-using it as a pillow.

Shannon in her thick British accent: “It sucks you gotta leave mate.”

Jordan yawns and says: “Yeah, I think I been here long enough.”

Shannon: “What’s that suppose to mean.” she says in a defensive tone.

Jordan: “Um Shannon, I have a family. I’ve lied to them all week to be here with you. I can’t stay here forever.”

Shannon sadly says: “Yes you can. I’ll kidnap you.”

Jordan laughs and says: “You’re crazy. Besides, my wife’s parents 40th  anniversary is tomorrow. I can’t miss that.”

Shannon: “Yes you can. She can divorce you and we can be together.”

Jordan shakes his head no while smiling.

The camera fades out as Shannon reaches up and kisses Jordan on the cheek.

The camera fades into a shot at a private airfield in England. The camera cuts to Jordan and Shannon arriving at the hangar. Jordan has his duffel bag on his shoulder.

Shannon: “So your wrestler friend can afford a private jet?”

Jordan: “Yeah, remember, he’s the one I was saying I went to college with. He has a financial degree and after he was done wrestling he ended up becoming the president of a few financial institutions. Plus, he hit on a few stocks and shit so, he’s made a shit ton of money. He’s worth over three-billion dollars.”

Shannon raises her eyebrows and nods her head. She turns to Jordan and grabs him by the hand.

Shannon: “I really enjoyed our time together. We both know there is something special between us. Please don’t go.”

Jordan looks around for a moment then answers back: “Look Shannon, I’m not going to deny this: I have some strong feelings for you. I shouldn’t, because I’m married. I think it’s best that we don’t see each other anymore…or else some bad things will happen.”

Shannon is taken aback by what Jordan says. Shannon’s eyes start to tear up.

Shannon: “I…um…I’ve…”

Shannon keeps stumbling around for words as Jordan walks up to her and wipes the tears from her eyes and then hugs her. Shannon wraps her arms around him tightly.

Jordan pulls away a little and lifts Shannon’s face up with his forefinger and says: “I have kids, and a wife and I love them a lot. You live here in London…I can’t take a chance on this…I really, really can’t.”

Shannon looks at Jordan with a sad face, with tears rolling down her cheeks and says: “No, you have to understand something. I’m usually stand offish when it comes to men. Guys hit on me all the time. I never indulged them the way I did you. I never took a guy back to my place and made them breakfast in bed either. I did for because I know you’re different. There’s something about you that I feel safe, and comfortable with…I just don’t want to lose the chance to see where this goes. I just want to be happy and I know I could be with you.”

Jordan takes a deep breath and says: “This is one gamble I can’t take. This has been the weirdest-most random week in my life. I meet women all the time so its easy to rebuff them, but you’re different. I’ve had plenty of one night stands and never have the turned into me sticking around for a week. You’re like my kryptonite. You have an infectious personality…God…it’s gonna be hard letting you go, but I have to. I’m sorry.”

Shannon breaks down and starts bawling. Jordan wraps his arms around Shannon holds her with a tight hug. Jordan kisses Shannon on the forehead and pulls away.

Jordan: “Gotta go.”

Jordan pulls away but Shannon holds on tightly to his hand and looks Jordan deeply in the eye with the pain and heartache of losing him etched on her face. Eventually she slowly lets go of his hand. Jordan turns to walk away towards the jet. The camera fades out as Jordan walks up the steps. Jordan looks back at Shannon one last time who blows him a kiss.

The camera fades into a shot a few moments after the plane takes off. The camera cuts to Jordan and Rob sitting in their seats. Jordan has downed four shots in a two minutes. Jordan lights up a cigar as he downs another shot.

Rob reaches across the short aisle and pats Jordan on the shoulder and says: “Jesus Christ Jordan. I have NEVER seen you like this. She must of  been one piece of ass.”

Jordan looks at Rob like he’s going to kill.

Rob puts his hands up in a defensive mode and says: “I’m sorry, you actually like this girl!?”

Jordan nods his head in agreement.

Rob belts out: “GOOD GOD!” which use to be his catch phrase when he was wrestling.

Jordan takes a puff of his cigar and blows out the smoke slowly then says: “You know I thought about leaving my family over this girl? I mean serious thoughts.” he says slowly.

Rob: “Well, I know this much. No one is worth leaving a woman like Vanessa. Vanessa is someone you grow old with and you die with. Yeah, this girl might be a catch now, but what about twenty or thirty years from now?”

Jordan: “Rob, what the fuck do you know about relationships? You never had one last more than a few weeks.”

Rob: “Its got nothing to do with relationships Jordan. Vanessa is smart, she’s ambitious. She’s a great mother. She’s a great wife. She’s stuck with you through thick and thin. When she found out about your son you had with that Puerto Rican chick, what happened? She stayed with you through that shit.”

Jordan: “Yeah, but that’s different…I had that kid before I met her.”

Rob: “Yeah but Vanessa didn’t find out until years after you guys were married. Lesser women would’ve left you and cleaned you out for any possession you had.”

Jordan nods in agreement then says: “You know the thing is: She doesn’t talk down to me like Vanessa does sometimes. She plays along with bits, Vanessa doesn’t. She isn’t controlling like Vanessa is…”

Rob: “I get that man, but that doesn’t mean she’s right for you. Vanessa’s there to keep you in line. We all know you need that.”

Jordan: “Hey I’m not some kid that needs to be babysat.”

Rob: “Jordan…You know it and I know it.” he changes tone and then says: “You know I want details brother. You don’t stay behind for five days just for personality.”

Jordan looks at Rob and shakes his head in disgust, then says: “You’re a pervert.”

Rob fires right back with: “Yes I am! Now stop fuckin‘ around and tell me!”

Jordan smirks as he takes a puff of his cigar and flips the ashes in the ashtray.

Jordan raises his eyebrows and says: “She’s an animal. She was doing it like her life depended on it!”

An exuberant Rob says: “YES! I knew it!”

Jordan: “She’s different then Vanessa…”

Rob cuts Jordan off and says: “Dude, I remember walking in on you two and for you to say that…”

Before Rob can finish Jordan reaches across the small aisle and snatches Rob by the hand with his right hand. And with his left, Jordan takes out his cigar and puts it close to Rob hand.

Jordan with his eyes bugged out: “Keep on and I will burn your shit. Then I’ll break every god damn bone in it, you perv!”

Rob: “Okay man, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were so sensitive about that.”

Jordan lets go of Rob’s hand and says: “Rob, I don’t ever need to hear you describe to me how my wife fucks! You know we were fuckin, you asshole, but you just wanted to walk in and see for yourself!”

Rob: “Well for the record…she wasn’t your wife then…” he says innocently.

Jordan just shakes his head and laughs.

Jordan: “I bet you got cameras rigged in your house for when you bring women back to your place so you watch them videos later…”

Rob: “Cameras, mirrors…I admit; I’m a sexual deviant. What can I say?”

Jordan playfully chops Rob in the chest as the camera fades out.

The camera fades into a shot a few hours later at a private airfield in New Jersey. We cut to a shot of Jordan walking to a parking lot. Jordan sees his wife Vanessa and his kids standing by a minivan waiting for him. As Jordan gets closer the three oldest kids run up to Jordan and mob him with hugs as he drops his duffel bag on the ground. Jordan and the kids exchange kisses and hugs as they tell him they miss him and all the things they have been doing for the past few weeks. After a few minutes Jordan walks over to Vanessa whom is holding their youngest son, Jayden. Jordan grabs Jayden and kisses him on the forehead. Vanessa gives Jordan a big bear hug.

Vanessa: “We missed you so much!”

Jordan: “You have know idea how much I missed you guys…damn!”

Jordan kisses Vanessa on the forehead as he squeezes her tight.

Vanessa: “We have to go. You’re suppose to go golfing with my dad and his friends.”

Jordan: “Oh crap…I forgot. Damn this will be fun.” he says sarcastically.

Vanessa: “That’s why you’re going. So you guys can build on your relationship.”

Jessica: “Daddy you don’t like grandpa?”

Jordan: “What? No honey. I like him. We just need to get to know each other more…that‘s all.” he says awkwardly.

Natasha: “We love grandpa!”

Jordan rolls his eyes as he opens the door and puts Jayden in his car seat.  Jessica, Natasha and Makaylee climb into the minivan as well. Jordan closes the door once he buckles Jayden. Jordan grabs his duffel bag and he and Vanessa walk to the back of the minivan.

Vanessa: “Look, I know you did a pretty bad thing and I’m going to forgive you for it. But please, no more surprises. You’re good looking and women love you and I know you can’t help yourself…but please do it for our family. These kids need us together and I don’t want our marriage to end because you can’t stop sleeping with other people.”

Jordan looks down at the ground and says: “I know babe. It killed me to be away from you guys.”

Vanessa: “It killed them too. These kids love you. I love you. But don’t push us away by making stupid decisions…like you’re known to do.”

Jordan opens up the trunk and throws his duffel bag in and then closes the trunk shut.

Jordan look at Vanessa: “I won’t do anything stupid anymore.”

Vanessa smiles and then kisses Jordan on the lips and gives him a hug.

Vanessa: “Okay, let’s go, you know my dad hates when people are late.”

Jordan mumbles under his breath: “I don’t care.” he says as Vanessa walks off.

Vanessa yells back: “I heard that!”

The camera fades as Jordan and Vanessa get into the minivan and drive off.

I can’t ever understand how someone can dislike you without knowing you. Long before I met Vanessa’s father, Sal, he didn’t like me. He had a problem with me being a wrestler, being black-he says he’s not racist because he roots for the Giants and the Knicks, plus, he has a few black friends. He just doesn’t want his daughter marrying a black guy, she should marry an Italian guy. Whatever. He’s an old school Italian. They have their set views and its hard to budge them from it. But that doesn’t excuse the close mindedness of his views. But oh well. He claims he knew me-without knowing me. I can’t judge anyone before getting to know them first. I never spoke to him and he never liked me. So all my dealings with him have been cold-at best. If he says anything to me at all, its to make a smart ass comment. And me being who I am; I can’t let that shit ride. That’s why it’s baffling that he invited me on this golf outing-with his friends no less. I’m going to be cautious and I’m ready for anything…

The camera cuts to Jordan walking over to a golf cart where we see three older men are standing around smoking cigarettes and talking. Vanessa’s dad is the first to greet Jordan.

Sal: “Jordan how ya doin!?” he asks.

Jordan: “I’m doin fine Mr. Sambora.” he replies as Sal extends his hand out for a handshake. Jordan and Sal have a firm hand shake.

Sal then introduces his friends: “These two bastards are my friends: Paul and Carmine.”

Jordan shakes both guys hand.

Paul: “Can you believe dis fuckin’ guy callin us bastards?”

Jordan smiles as Sal slaps him on the back.

Sal: “So, Vanessa tells me you can play golf a little bit, huh?”

Jordan: “Yeah, I’m decent. When I retired, I had some downtime so I started golfing occasionally.”

Sal: “Great, well…let’s play!”

The camera fades as Sal and Jordan get in one cart and Carmine and Paul get in another.

The camera fades in to a shot as Jordan makes a putt taking the lead. Jordan grabs the ball out of the hole and puts it into his pocket as Sal climbs into the golf cart. Jordan has a seat in the cart as well as they all start driving towards the 6th hole.

Sal: “So uh Jordan. I heard what happened.”

Jordan: “What?”

Sal: “Vanessa says you can’t keep your dick in your pants.”

Jordan adjusts his sunglasses then says: “She didn’t say those exact words.”

Sal: “Whateva. Listen, since you want to have sex wit foreign whores, Hows bout you pack your bags and leave?”

Jordan: “Look Sal, I made a bad judgment, but this doesn’t concern you.”

Sal: “Oh yes it god damn does. She’s still my daughter which makes it my business. Its my business when I’m consolin her while she’s cryin over her douche bag husband.”

Jordan: “Hold on…”

Sal: “No, you hold on you cocksucker, don’t you ever hurt my daughter again or something bad will happen to you.”

Jordan: “First off, fuck you Sal. What the hell are you gonna do? You and your fat little friends gonna put a hit on me? This isn’t the Godfather. You’re just a little old man who owned a pawn shop your whole life. There ain’t nothing that you can say that will scare me.”

Sal: “I know people Jordan. Powerful people. People who can get things done. One phone call and no one will ever see your pretty little bald head again.”

Jordan: “Oh I’m so scared! What you gonna put a horse head in my bed next?” he says sarcastically. “Fuck you. I admit…I fucked up, but I don’t need to hear it from you, okay? I have to deal with disappointing her and her not trusting me and the threat of me losing her. That’s the only thing I’m afraid of.”

Sal: “Listen to me you bald headed bastard! She’s the only daughter I have in this world, okay? If you hurt her again, I’ll kill ya.”

Jordan pulls the sunglasses down to the tip of his nose and glares at Sal, then says: “You got some nerve calling someone bald. How about you shave some of that hair off your chest and your back and glue them shits onto your head!”

Suddenly, Sal slams on the brakes and puts the cart in park.

Sal yells: “C’mon ya sonofabitch! I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time!”

Sal gets out of the cart and puts his fists up to fight Jordan. Jordan takes his sunglasses of and rolls his eyes as he gets out of the cart.

Jordan walks over to Sal and says: “Get your ass back in the cart and let’s finish this game.”

Sal: “Fuck you! I’ve wanted to kick your smug ass since the day I found out my daughter started dating you!”

Paul and Carmine run (slowly) to the scene as Jordan just shakes his head while Sal is ready to fight.

Jordan to Paul and Carmine: “Calm him down. He’s lost his mind!”

Suddenly Sal takes a swing at Jordan who ducks it.

Jordan: “Chill out old man before you get hurt.”

Sal: “The only one getting hurt is you!”

Sal rushes at Jordan and tries to tackle him into the ground but Jordan doesn’t budge. Jordan shoves Sal back who comes back with a haymaker, but Jordan grabs his fist.

Jordan: “You can’t kick my ass.” he yells.

Sal then knees Jordan in the balls. Jordan doubles over and Sal hits him in the face with a right upper cut! Jordan staggers back as Sal hits Jordan in the face with a right hook.

Sal: “I told ya-ya fucka! I’m going to beat the hell outta ya!”

Sal goes for another right hook but Jordan blocks it and tags Sal with a hard jab straight to the mouth! Sal collapses to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Jordan stands over Sal and says: “Had enough?”

Sal holds his face as Carmine and Paul check on Sal.

Paul yells to Jordan: “Did ya have to hit em that hard?”

Jordan: “He’s lucky I didn’t punch him harder!”

Jordan shakes his head in disgust and walks over to the golf cart, gets in and drives off as the camera fades out.

The camera fades in to a shot the next day inside the Grand Prospect Hall in Brooklyn. There are 100 or so people there to celebrate Vanessa’s parent’s wedding anniversary. There is a live band playing old world Italian music. Throughout the night we see Jordan and Vanessa drinking and talking with other couples. Later in the night the camera cuts to Jordan dancing with Vanessa’s mother, Contessa. Vanessa is dancing with her dad.

Jordan: “Mrs. Sambora, I want to apologize to you for my behavior regarding Vanessa. I was in a weird place.”

Contessa nods in agreement: “You know, I heard about the fight you and Sal had yesterday and I had to laugh because my father did the same thing to him. Sal cheated on me a long time ago when we were first married. He came in late one night…well I guess into was early in the morning after one of our arguments and he was drunk.” she says with a laugh. “He just started crying and told me what happened. I was pregnant with our oldest son, and I remembered I smacked him as hard as I could and left. Just like Vanessa, I went back to my parents house and cried like a baby. My dad was furious. He had a gun and he was going to kill Sal, but my mom talked him out of it. Eventually when he came to talk to me, he knocked at the door and my dad answered. Before Sal could get a word out, my dad punched him and knocked broke his nose!” Jordan laughs. “But I forgave him because I loved him first but because we were going to have a family. Family is so important Jordan. At the end of the day, no one will be there for like family. ‘Nessa loves you so much. Those kids love you so much. Don’t ruin it. Having a close knit family like ours is priceless. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. ‘Nessa is trying to do that with you. She’s a strong woman, but don’t force her hand. I can tell, so loves you more than anything. I mean she’s gone against her father’s wishes for crying out loud. She always did what Sal said, but not with you. She’s love you…don’t change that.”

Jordan takes in Contessa’s words then says: “I hear ya. It was a stupid-stupid thing to do. But I don’t understand why Sal doesn’t like me.”

Contessa: “He does like you Jordan. ‘Nessa is his only daughter and he wanted her to marry a certain type of person with a steady job and Italian. He’s just a spiteful person sometimes. It’s one of his flaws. It doesn’t matter who you were. If you weren’t a doctor or lawyer and Italian you weren’t going to meet his standards Jordan. However, we eventually convinced him to give you a chance and it just so happened to be after you made a mistake. We told him not to bring up what happened, but he couldn’t help it I suppose. It’s not his nature to hold stuff in. Whattya gonna do?” She says as both of them laugh.

Jordan: “Well I gotta say before the fight, he seemed like a nice guy.”

Contessa: “He can be sometimes…”

The camera fades out as Jordan and Contessa keep dancing and talking.

An hour later, everyone is gathered around Contessa and Sal as their children, Johnny, Tony and Vanessa are toasting them. Vanessa is the last one to toast the camera picks up on the end of her speech.

Vanessa: “…I hope we can be married as long as you…”

Sal interrupts Vanessa and yells out: “Not if you stayed married to that prick!”

Everyone lets out an awkward laugh as Jordan kind of chokes on his drink.

Vanessa notices Jordan getting mad and says: “Love you guys and good night everyone!”

Everyone starts clapping. Jordan walks over to Sal and extends his hand for a handshake to bury the hatchet. Sal looks confused for a second but then shakes Jordan hand. As he does that, Jordan takes his glass of Vodka and pours it on Sal head and calmly walks out the building as the camera fades out.

Three days later, the camera opens up to a shot of the Riverside Hotel in Laughlin, Nevada. Inside we see Jordan Williams wearing a black tank top and blue jeans sitting on the apron of the ring as the crew puts finishes setting up the chairs and guardrails. Standing next to Jordan is Pussy Willow.

Pussy Willow: “Jordan, on tonight’s Climax Control you face Goth. But before that, I wanted to get your reaction to what happened at London Brawling.”

Jordan in a more laid back tone than usual: “We lost the belts. Plain and simple. The funny thing is we weren’t even pinned, but whatever. You know, it is what it is. Its time to move on.”

Pussy: “On last week’s Climax Control, you left the New Xtreme’s. Do you have any regrets?”

Jordan shakes his head no, then says: “Not at all. We’re going in two different directions, so it was time to part ways.”

Pussy: “What are your thoughts on tonight’s match against Goth?”

Jordan smirks as he scratches his ear and says in his normal boisterous tone: “The whole world is being overrun by vampires, werewolves and zombies! My god when is it going to end? Everyone is dark and edgy and an enigma.” Jordan yawns and continues. “Big damn deal. Tonight I have the privilege…” Jordan rolls his eyes. “…of facing one of the dark, edgy and enigmas in SCW, Goth. If I had a dime for all the vampire dudes I’ve seen in the last five years come through this business, I would have enough money to feed my kids’ grandkids. I don’t know much about you Goth. I hear you have a pretty decent track record, nothing Hall of Fame material, but its enough to say, ‘hey this dude doesn’t completely suck.’ Goth, I’ve said this about a hundred times since I been here and I hate repeating myself, but here it goes: you haven’t wrestled anyone like me before. I’m not Casey Williams who you say you beat a hundred times. I’m not some scrub that you’re use to. You see, I’ve been places. I’ve done things. I don’t have any made up history. People throw that legend tag around like its some cheap whore. Unlike some of the so called ‘legends’ you hear about. I’ve made an impact. I left my finger prints all over this business. You are nothing but a smudge on a piece of piece of trash surging out to sea on a boat carrying trash. I look at you and I see someone who is way outta his league. I see someone who’s beaten mediocre talent and thinks he’s some sort of big shot. You have always been a big fish in a puddle. I am a god among men! I have faced the best and I have beaten the best. I’ve sold out arenas and stadiums across the world while you were being a weirdo biting/cutting yourself or other people or whatever the hell you gothic people do for fun! I’m going to drag your ass outta your coffin and beat the holy hell outta you. I’m going to beat you so soundly, that you’re going to have to rethink your position in wrestling and ask yourself if this is something you really want to do. So tonight you get the honor of being in my presence inside that ring. Did you ever think the closest you’ll ever get to greatness in this business is by getting your ass whooped by me? I'm going vampire hunting tonight like that guy what's his name? Van Helsing or Buffy! Enjoy it, I know I will. Why? Because I’m too good for ya!”

The camera fades out as Jordan stares into the camera.


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Supercard Archives / All Seven Sins Wrapped In One Person
« on: April 26, 2012, 02:59:12 PM »
 

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The camera opens up to a shot of Jordan Williams sitting in an office with the sports columnist from the London Times. Jordan is there to conduct an interview for a feature about him for the paper that will run the same day as Sin City Wrestling’s huge event, London Brawling.

Columnist: “Let’s start at the beginning. Where were you born, where did you grow up, etcetera.”

Jordan: “Well, I was born on an Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas.”

Columnist: “What was it like growing up as a military child?”

Jordan: “Honestly, since I was born at the tail end of my Dad’s career, we only moved once, we moved to Warner‘s Robin, Georgia. My sister experienced all the moving. All I know, is that I had a different group of friends every few months because they‘d all move away.”

Columnist: “What got you into wrestling?”

Jordan: “My sister was into it. My Dad use to take her up to the local shows that had Tully Blanchard and Gino Hernandez. Since my Dad is originally from Dallas, when we would visit family, he would take her to see the Von Erich’s. So, me being the little brother, I wanted to tag along and when I was old enough, he would take us to Dallas every month and watch the Von Erich’s vs. the Freebirds.”

Columnist: “Who were your main influences into wanting to become a pro wrestler?”

Jordan: “Hey, I lifted “Purely Sexy” off of Michael Hayes. I always loved his showmanship, his charisma on the microphone. And Kerry Von Erich was my hero. I remember meeting him one day and I got his autograph. That was a big thrill. But I loved how Kerry was mobbed by the females in the crowd, but the males appreciated him for kicking ass too. So, those were my major influences. Then as I got older and saw more wrestling, Barry Windham, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat became my influences.”

Columnist: “Who trained you to be a wrestler?”

Jordan: “Some guy I don’t think anyone ever heard of! But, I don’t ever think one guy trained me. I started with that guy in a crappy warehouse with no AC or heating. Rats everywhere, a piece of shit ring. But like I said, no one guy trained me, I just kept learning from every match. I attended camps and seminars. Eventually I knew a guy-who knew a guy and got me an invite from the Japanese Dojo. So I went there for a while and that’s where I really started to learn.”

Columnist: “What was it like being in Japan back then?”

Jordan: “It was brutal. Here I was fresh out of college. I didn’t speak a lick of Japanese. I never been out of the United States. I only knew Texas and Georgia. It was a huge culture shock. Thank god a guy by the name of Omar King was at the Dojo as well. Us being the only black dudes there was the start of the bonding experience. But we were two different people. He was so serious. But he was from Long Island, so he wasn’t afraid to say what was on his mind. I loved to party, he was a home body. He hardly ever went out. But what brought us together was our passion for wrestling. Our wrestling heroes were the same growing up. If I didn’t have him there, that experience would have broke me. I wasn’t mentally tough then. He talked me out of quitting once. Had I quit, I wouldn’t be here today, that’s for sure.”

Columnist: “When you came to the states, you wrestled under a couple of gimmicks. Tank and then Marauder. What was the thinking behind that?”

Jordan: “Just trying to find my niche, my groove. I went by Tank, because when I came back to the town I lived in, everyone said I was built like a tank. So I figured, hey, why not go by Tank? My repertoire was more power based back then. Then I morphed that into Marauder during a storyline in states, but Marauder was a masked gimmick I started in Mexico actually, and then I brought it to the states. I was more a brawler like Bruiser Brody/Stan Hansen under that gimmick. But eventually in Mexico I lost a Mask vs. Hair match, so when I lost the mask there, I lost it here as well.”

Columnist: “How far were you from meeting TSSA at that point?”

Jordan: “A good year from meeting them.”

Columnist: “So how did you end up in TSSA?”

Jordan: “We were in the same federation in IWA and after a few months of just hanging out behind the scenes, Angel offered to be my manager and join the group and I said sure!”

Columnist: “What was it like in the group?”

Jordan: “It was great. I’ve said this before, being with TSSA changed the trajectory of my career. I learned how work hard on a day in-day out basis. I learned how to be a professional. Their reputation proceeds them. If you were in TSSA, you lived by a different standard. They made you-up your game a few levels because you don’t want to be that weak link of the group. These guys trained hard and it showed in the ring because they were successful. I wanted to be successful and with all that hard work, I finally started to taste success…great success.”

Columnist: “When you joined, you completely changed your gimmick as well.”

Jordan: “Yes, I went from a brawler to trying to perfect ALL aspects of being a wrestler. Training with Austin and later Ben as well, they taught me how to be a technician. Chippendale showed me how to work the crowd and be a showman; so I became a ladies man-working that angle. Ms. Angel saw a lot of potential in me…potential I didn’t even see in myself and she knew with just being around the guys and the environment, that I’d be a better wrestler for it. She was right. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I’ll forever be in debt to her. She’ll always have a special place in my heart. She will probably kill me for saying this because we‘re only a couple years apart, but she was like a mother to me, you know? She made sure I was on time and on point. I needed her tough love, and I needed someone to believe in me, because I was frustrated with the business at that point. She pointed me in the right direction and the rest was history.”

Columnist: “Why did you end up leaving TSSA?”

Jordan: “It was time to move on. After a while, Angel and I had a conversation and she said that I had what it took to go to that next level by myself. Also, my ego was getting huge and it was going to affect the team and she knew it, so it was best that we split. To this day, it’s the only regret of mine. Yeah, I grew into a different wrestler and person after I left the group and it made me who I am today, but a part of me wonders what would have happened had I stayed all the way to the end with them.”

Columnist: “When you left IWA, you went back to Japan and then Europe, what was it like at that point in your career?”

Jordan: “When the federation we were in folded we jumped to a different one and I just wasn’t feeling it anymore. I always wanted to tour Japan as a singles wrestler, because when I was there initially I worked only as a tag team with Omar, so to wrestle in Japan against some of the greats, it was a dream come true. Then during that time period, I got to work that Catch as Can style of wrestling in Germany. Worked the British style as well. It was like touring the old territories back in the day. I was working different styles to become a better wrestler. It was a tremendous time for me as far as perfecting my craft.”

Columnist: “What were some of your memories from that time period?”

Jordan: “A ton of memories. Headlining the Tokyo Dome for the first time was a dream come true. Wrestling in Kouraken Hall. Just having great matches against some of the best ever, was truly a blessing.”

Columnist: “Eventually you found your way to the WWA, which turned into the GPW which would then rename itself into GCW. What were your impressions when you first got there?”

Jordan: “It was just a different spot for me to work at. I didn’t think it would morph into what it became-which was a true force in wrestling. Yeah, I remember there just being total chaos at times with management until Mike stepped in. Mike then brought in Mark Senior and they cleaned the place up and turned into a well oiled machine that became GCW.”

Columnist: “What were some of differences between the management and with Mike and Mark?”

Jordan: “Mike and Mark were just total pros-eventually Craig and Casey would come in and fortify things. Even though neither of them had ran a federation before, you couldn’t tell. I’m sure in a private moment they were stressing, but from a wrestler’s perspective, it was smooth sailing. They turned a place that was going to close into a juggernaut.”

Columnist: “What are some of your memories during your time in GCW?”

Jordan: “Great stuff. My best run ever. Great feuds, great angles. That place was truly on fire back then. I would put that run up against some of the best WWF, WCW, NWA, ECW, World Class, Mid South/UWF runs. Phenomenal stuff.”

Columnist: “What were some of your favorite feuds?”

Jordan: “Man I had a ton of them. My favorite was against Kurt Angle. Close second was against Triple H. We had some freakin’ wars man. Vincent Young was another one.”

Columnist: “Favorite match?”

Jordan: “Probably winning the World Title in GPW. Wrestling Reggie for the Intercontinental Title. There was a War Games match that was incredible. Vincent and I had a First Blood match that was fantastic. Of course, Kurt and I had a Three Stages of Hell match. I had so many, its hard to choose from.”

Columnist: “During this time period, you opened your school and trained some guys who went on to become very successful. Your best trainee, some would say is Hot Stuff Mark Ward. Talk about that.”

Jordan: “Well the school was a great idea that came from Reggie Walker aka Hugh Jazz. We trained some great guys like Jason Fields aka Nosferatu. ‘Irresistible’ Paul Breland, Guy Grant, The Life of the Party and yes of course, Mark Ward. Then some guys no one has heard of, but they created their path around the world like ‘Buzzsaw’ Quincy Moss, ‘the Ebony Vampire’ Duke, those were just some of the guys I trained during that time period, but had success elsewhere. So varying degrees of success.”

Columnist: “Let’s talk about Mark because not only did you train him, but you guys had great success as partners as well in the infamous team Hot ‘n’ Sexy.”

Jordan: “Yeah, I knew he was going to be great. He was a natural talent. He had this swagger and attitude that says, hey man, I’m the best and can’t no one stop me. I’ll be damned if he didn’t do that. But yeah, since I trained him, us working together as a team was so natural. I mean we held multiple titles-in multiple feds at the same time. I remember us bringing a wheel barrow because we had so many titles at once. It was awesome.”

Columnist: “You mentioned you worked in different federations. One of the prominent ones was ASFW. Talk about your time there.”

Jordan: “Really underrated federation, GPW ended up merging with ASFW to become GCW, but on it’s own, it was nice. It was where Mark and I first teamed up. Where we won our first titles. Then, it was the birthplace of the Perfection Connection. I had some great matches there. I had one of my favorite feuds ever with Logan Kaine. It was just a brutal, violent feud. I had to go back to my days as Marauder to keep up with him. My first match teaming with my wife Vanessa against Damien and Amber Diamond. Some more classic stuff.”

Columnist: “You mentioned the Perfection Connection, perhaps, one of the most successful stables ever. Looking back now, how do you view your time in that group?”

Jordan: “Fun, fun, fun! Did I mention I had fun!? But no, it was a great, great stable. No one remembers, but the original PC was with Mark, myself and Shawn Stasiak…maybe he’s the reason no on remembers it! But then when we had the group in GCW, it was Mark, me, Billy James, Edge, Adam Rich. Just a great group of people. We later added Paul Breland. It was great. We held so many titles. We dominated GCW. We were like a fraternity. Every road trip was a party. Strip clubs and bars every night.” he says with a laugh.

Columnist: “As you mentioned one of the guys in the group was ‘Beautiful’ Billy James. What were your thoughts about him?”

Jordan laughs and says: “Billy was my boy. Loved Billy. He wasn’t afraid to say he was the best. In the Horsemen, Ric Flair was the alpha dog. In the Freebirds, Michael Hayes was the alpha dog, Shawn Michaels in DX. But our group had THREE alpha dogs. Mark, Billy and myself. I can’t believe we didn’t implode completely because all three of us wanted to be World Champion. But in a weird way it worked out. It was a competition between the three of us and drove us to be better than each other. Billy was a phenomenal talent. Shit, I think he won the GCW Title the most times if I’m not mistaken. By the way, him and Mark had some of the best matches I ever seen for the World Title.”

Columnist: “You and Billy teamed up to form the Perfect Dynasty. You guys were the longest reigning World Tag Team Champions in GCW history. Besides being in the same stable, where did the idea of you guys teaming up come from?”

Jordan: “It wasn’t nothing creative or anything. We were sitting in the dressing room one day, neither of us had anything going for us individually at the time, we just said what the hell let’s team up and from there on we dominated the tag team scene unlike anything ever seen. We were never beaten.” he says with a huge grin.

Columnist: “Have you kept in contact with Billy James?”

Jordan: “I haven’t talked to him in a long time. I’d love for him to come here, but I don’t know if he ever will.”

Columnist: “You lost a retirement match and with the exception of two matches, you stayed retired. In wrestling, no one stays retired. So here you are in Sin City Wrestling. What do you hope to accomplish here?”

Jordan: “Just one more run at the top. I want to know do I still have it. Do I have what it takes to compete with best at my age. One on one. This tag team with Casey Williams is just me easing my way back, once its over, I’m going to see if I can hang with these young guys. Sorta like Terry Funk in ECW. I just want one more shot at the top.”

Columnist: “What are your impressions of SCW thus far?”

Jordan: “Tons of young guys trying to make it. Some guys are still trying to find their identities and then we have some veterans that are just getting better. Like Spike, back in GCW, he was on the opening match countless times and then eventually, he and his partner was challenging me and Billy for the World Tag Team Titles. Now look at him, challenging for the NWA World Heavyweight Title.”

Columnist: “What are your thoughts on Mark Ward and Christian Underwood being the owners of SCW?”

Jordan: “It was a little weird hearing that at first because I didn’t think they would ever do anything like this. That being said, they’re doing everyone a service by having this federation going. It doesn’t matter how big it is, they put together some quality pieces going forward to make this a success. I’ve known Mark a long time and while me and Christian aren’t the best of friends, I’ve known him for a long time as well. Going back to the IWA days when he was the Pink Flamingo, so that’s another reason why I came here, I knew them, I know the vision they’re trying to achieve and I’m doing my best to help them along.”

Columnist: “What exactly are you helping them with?”

Jordan: “A few things. Just some recognition. Putting this place on the map. And having a presence in the locker room. After Taker and Stone Cold retired from GCW, it was up to guys like me, Billy, Angle, Mark to be locker room leaders. I was more vocal then, now I lead by example. Kinda like a Godfather.” he says with a laugh.

Columnist: “You’ve had a long and storied career. As you look back on things, what stands out the most to you?”

Jordan takes a moment to think about the question then says: “The comradely I’ve had with so many guys. I never had brothers and there are a couple of friends I’ve made that I consider brothers.”

Columnist: “Alright, well, I want to thank you for your time today Jordan. This was a very insightful interview.”

Jordan: “Thank you, it was a pleasure.”

The camera fades out as Jordan and the columnist shake hands.

The camera fades in to a shot later that night in a bar in downtown London. The camera cuts to Jordan sitting at a bar stool. Jordan is wearing a business casual outfit. A hot looking bartender with brunette hair, who is wearing a black halter top and blue jeans, walks up to Jordan.

Bartender with a sensual look on her face and thick English accent: “What can I get you handsome?”

Jordan smirks and says: “I’ll take a bourbon please.”

Bartender says with a smile: “Sure thing.”

Jordan pulls out a cigar and lighter from his shirt pocket. Jordan lights up the cigar and takes a puff off it. The bartender gives Jordan his drink.

Bartender: “You’re not from around here are you?”

Jordan: “Nah…I’m from the States.”

Bartender bends over the bar, showing her cleavage and says: “What are you doing here all alone?”

Jordan thinks for a quick second and says with a smile: “Why are you flirting with me?”

The bartender smiles and then Jordan a wink. Throughout the night, the bartender and Jordan carry on a conversation with one another. During the conversation Jordan agrees to take the woman home, who’s name is Shannon. An hour passes and the bar closes.

The camera cuts to a shot of Jordan and Shannon arriving at Shannon’s apartment complex. Shannon has nestled under Jordan’s arm with a brisk wind blows. They walk up a flight of steps as Shannon rustles in her purse for her keys. She pulls out her big set of keys and Jordan has a look of astonishment on his face.

Jordan: “Damn, you got more keys than a guard at a prison!”

Shannon laughs and says: “I know! I don’t even know where half of them came from!”

Jordan: “So how does that work? You just go around picking up keys to add to your collection?”

Shannon playfully elbows Jordan and says: “No! That’s not what I meant…”

Jordan: “Yeah, no. I know…you’re just a weirdo who has a ton of keys.” he says with a laugh.

Shannon: “I’m not a weirdo!”

Jordan shrugs his shoulders and says: “Well, hey…”

Shannon cuts him off and says: “So do you wanna come in?”

Shannon locates her key and unlocks the door.

Jordan: “Naw…I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

Shannon: “Why not? We can keep talking!”

Jordan smirks and searches for words but Shannon grabs Jordan by the hand and pulls him into her apartment. Jordan reluctantly walks in.

Shannon: “Have a seat.” as she turns on the lights.

Jordan: “Do I have a choice?” he says sarcastically.

Shannon: “No!”

Jordan smiles and rolls his eyes as Shannon heads to the bathroom. Jordan sits down on her couch. Jordan grabs a pillow and puts it under his left arm. Shannon emerges from the bathroom wearing just a t shirt and underwear.

Shannon: “I know I’ve asked you this all night, but do you want a drink?”

Jordan: “No thanks, I’m straight.”

Shannon sits down next to Jordan and snuggles into him.

Jordan: “I think I should be going.” he says uncomfortably.

Shannon: “No, please don’t go. We can watch a movie or something.”

Jordan: “It’s getting late and I have stuff to do in a few hours.”

Shannon: “Don’t be silly. You can sleep here. There’s weird people out around this time anyway.”

Jordan: “I appreciate the talk and the hospitality, but I think I need to go.”

Shannon looks at Jordan with a sad face and says: “Please don’t go, I’ll be lonely!”

Jordan just smirks and says: “Alright I’ll stay for a little bit. There’s something about you, but I can’t put my finger on it. I really enjoy your company.”

Shannon: “Aww…thanks. I love your company. You’re witty, carrying, charming and smooth.”

Jordan smiles and says: “Well…thank you!”

Shannon smiles as she snuggles even more into Jordan. Jordan puts his arm around her and leans his head back on the couch. Shannon rises up and then straddles Jordan. Shannon puts her hands on Jordan’s cheek and kisses him.

Jordan: “Shannon, I can’t do this…I’m mar…”

Before he can finish, Shannon starts kissing Jordan again. Jordan puts his hands on her hips and then lays her on the couch. The camera fades as things start to get intense.

The camera fades into a shot a few hours later as Jordan is just waking up in Shannon’s bed. The sheet and comforter are all messed up. Jordan looks over to see Shannon gone. Jordan sits up in the bed and looks around for his clothes. Suddenly Shannon walks into the room with a plate of food.

Shannon: “Wakey-wakey-eggs and bakey!”

Jordan smirks and says: “You didn’t have to do that.”

Shannon: “No worries mate! After last night, you deserve it.”

Shannon hands Jordan his plate of food which consist of scrambled eggs, toast and bacon. Jordan grabs the fork on the plate and starts eating.

Jordan: “Got any coffee?”

Shannon: “Sure do!”

Shannon walks out the room as Jordan takes another bite of eggs.

Jordan to himself: “This woman….mmm!”

Shannon returns seconds later with coffee and says: “It’s black, I hope…”

Jordan cuts her off and says: “That’s perfect! I don’t normally drink out of other people’s cup, but I’ll make an exception today.”

Shannon: “You have your own special cup, huh? So do I…it’s like the coffee will taste different if I don’t drink it from my own cup.”

Jordan looks at her with amazement and says: “Holy shit, I’m the same way. Girl…me and you are like…”

Shannon finishes the sentence for Jordan with: “Soul mates!”

Jordan nods his head in agreement as he takes a sip of coffee and then a bite of toast.

Jordan: “Damn girl, you can hook up some eggs. Just enough salt…not too much. Bacon is just perfect. The toast has just enough dark to it…its like you were sent from heaven for me!”

Shannon smiles, looks Jordan in the eyes and says: “Maybe I was. I don’t do this for anyone…but you’re different…I don’t know why.”

Jordan once again nods in agreement then says: “Yeah, you’re right.”

The camera fades out as Jordan continues to eat and he and Shannon continue their conversation.

The camera fades in to a shot two hours later to Jordan leaving Shannon’s apartment. Jordan with a smile on his face, walks to his car as he looks back up at Shannon who is looking over the balcony drinking a cup of coffee. Shannon blows a kiss at Jordan and Jordan returns with a wave. Jordan climbs into his car and pulls out his cell phone. Jordan dials Rob Anderson. After a few seconds, Rob picks up the phone.

Rob: “What’s up buddy?”

Jordan: “Rob, I did it again, man.”

Rob: “You in jail? I’ll have my attorney get you out in the next hour. I don’t pay that bastard $5,000 an hour for nothing…”

Jordan: “No! I met this chick at a bar last night and we went back to her place and…”

Rob cuts Jordan off and asks: “You had sex with her?”

Jordan: “Yeah and you know what the funny thing is?”

Rob: “Oh boy, this is not you. You enjoyed it.”

Jordan: “Yep.” he starts his car up and backs out of the parking lot as he says that.

Rob: “Damn man…what happened to what you were saying last week?”

Jordan: “I don’t know man. This one was different…she wasn‘t like any other ones I usually turn down though.”

Rob: “Look man, I can find you a good doctor to talk about this.”

Jordan: “I’m straight man. But here is the fucked up thing, I didn’t have any rubbers.”

Rob without missing a beat says: “God damn…even I’m not that stupid.

Jordan: “Yeah, it didn’t cross my mind. It’s not like I had any in my pocket anyways.”

Rob: “Look, I’m not judging. But, you better hope your wife doesn’t find out.”

Jordan: “You got that right. Well, I’ma get going, I have to head to the gym before the show.”

Rob: “Okay brother, take care man and I hope you didn’t get her pregnant. Cause I know you went deep.”

Jordan: “If only you knew.”

Rob: “I can fly there and meet her and find out.”

Jordan laughs and says: “It wouldn’t be the first time you went in after me.”

Rob: “Hey! I was drunk and so was she! The way you make it sound, this slut mi…”

Jordan cuts Rob off and says: “Hey man, have a little respect!” he says in a defensive tone…“I kinda like this one.”

Rob: “NO!” he says with an shocked tone.

Jordan realizes what he said and says: “Umm…forget what I just said man. I’ll talk to you later.”

Rob: “I WANT DETAILS!!!” he screams before Jordan hangs up.

Jordan smirks as the camera fades out.

The camera fades into a shot outside the legendary Royal Albert Hall. The camera cuts to inside where we see the crew setting up the ring. The camera then cuts to Jordan sitting in one of chairs in which the fans will be seated in later in the evening. Jordan has the SCW Tag Team belt on his shoulder as the camera comes in for a close up of his face that shows off the various scars on his forehead from all the years of brutal-bloody wars.

Jordan seriously says: “In a few hours this legendary building will be filled with ravenous fans. History has been made on SCW’s first European tour. By all accounts, it’s been a successful tour. This group will keep getting bigger and bigger….History will be made tonight. Will we have a new Bombshell’s Champion? Will Bo Dreamwolf retain his title? Will Spike grab the brass ring and win the World Title. Or will Nick Jones finally get beat for the SCW Heavyweight Title. Will the unlikely team of Jordan “PS” Williams and Casey Williams…no relation; walk away with the Tag Team Championships? We face the Aristocrats and Sinful Obsession. Sinful Obsession is the best tag team in SCW’s history. How can they lose this match? Some of you know, I’m a degenerate gambler so I seen the odds of Casey and I retaining these belts are low. Even people who believe in me…who know how good I am, are betting against me and Casey. Why? Because of Sinful Obsession. You know, if on paper-things played out the way people think, what would be the point of watching a sporting event? Sports are LITTERED with stories of the underdogs overcoming odds. On the other hand, we’re the champs. We should be favored in the match. We have the championship advantage. I’m a realist, I know what our team is capable of. Trust me, I know we can pull this off and retain these belts.”

Jordan pauses for a moment as he drapes the belt over his lap.

Jordan: “I’m not going to waste much time on the Aristocrats. All I’m going to say is, when the time comes when I’m in there with either of you, I’m going to straight beat the hell outta ya. You’re going to get your receipt for attacking me a few weeks back. Fuck that, you won’t just get the receipt, you’ll get the ink, the paper and register. I’m going to put you in your place. I’m going to show you why you shouldn’t fuck with me. You guys ain’t even on my level, but I’ll make it a point to make sure you find out why you’re outta my league. Now, you guys can go back to playing with your monopoly money and stay outta grown folks business.”

Jordan rubs his chin as he smirks.

Jordan: “OOOOOOOOHHHHHH mind fucker! We meet again! I gotta admit, I like your style man. I like the whole mind games thing. It’s nice. It really is. But, try that on a person with a G.E.D. You see, your mind games don’t work on me. I’ve been around a long time, so I know how the game is played. There isn’t a trick I don’t know in this business. But, I won’t confirm or deny anything you were saying. Maybe you’re right…maybe you’re not. One thing we both know is once the bell rings, those mind games go right out the window. So, Despayre, can you handle the pressure of winning a match you should? How about you Mind Fucker? I’m not worried about Casey, the big man will be ready to dish out holy hell against you. I’ve been in plenty of high pressured matches. This doesn’t phase me one bit. Casey will follow my lead. This is no doubt his biggest match, but I can see it in his eyes. He’s ready for this moment. That doesn’t bode well for you, Sinful Obsession. Casey has been training his ass off and he’s in the zone. That’s good for us…bad for you. I know you’re sidetracked with those boys from the other fed, but don’t forget what’s in front of you. Don’t be making plans with our belts. So while everyone thinks you guys are going to win…how’s that saying go? To be the man…WHOOOOO…you gotta beat the man!!! Not tonight boys, diamonds are forever and so is Jordan “PS” Williams…why? Because I’m too good for ya!”

The camera fades out as Jordan gets out of his seat and walks off camera.





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Supercard Archives / The Underdog Champions
« on: April 21, 2012, 05:26:35 PM »
 

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The camera opens up to a shot of beautiful Emirates Stadium in north London. The camera pans around the gigantic stadium as the fans pack the stadium to witness the match between Arsenal and Wigan Athletic. The camera cuts to a private suite where we see Jordan Williams and Rob Anderson waiting for the match to begin. Jordan is wearing a white muscle t shirt, blue jeans and a pair of Nike shoes. Rob is wearing a navy colored t shirt, black jeans and white Converse shoes. Both men are sitting in plush chairs as the bartender serves them their drinks.

Rob: “Why do you like soccer again?”

Jordan: “When Mark and I were teaming, he got me hooked. He use to talk about his team Millwall all the time. We’ve been to a few matches over the years and I enjoy myself every time. This is the first though I’ve been in a suite.”

Rob: “Yeah, I have to say, this is pretty nice.”

Jordan: “Hell yeah, the International Icon comes through again!”

Jordan and Rob fist bump each other and takes sips of their drinks.

Rob: “If I watch soccer, it’s during the Olympics…that’s if I do.”

Jordan: “Shit man, it’s pretty exciting stuff. I like Millwall, because Mark brainwashed me. I have to order a package on the dish to watch them though.”

Rob nods his head in approval as he takes another sip of his drink.

Jordan: “I seen Millwall has a match this weekend, so I might see Mark there.”

Rob: “Beautiful! I have to head back to New York when this is over. Even on my vacation, they still bug me!”

Jordan: “Isn’t it the first vacation you’ve taken in a while?”

Rob: “First one in three years, buddy.”

Jordan: “Damn, I thought I needed to stay busy. You’re a REAL workaholic.”

Rob: “Money never sleeps brother. And I’m not talking about that horrible sequel to Wall Street either.”

Jordan laughs as he takes a sip of his drink.

Jordan: “I hate when Hollywood puts out sequels to movies that didn’t need sequels.”

Rob: “I know, right? Godfather is the worse. I was fine with 1 & 2.”

Jordan: “Absolutely. Or how about redoing movies? You know they’re redoing Spider Man already?”

Rob shakes his head in disgust and says: “That’s fuckin’ stupid. The last one came out like three years ago? How many times do we need to see this mother fucker get bit by a god damn spider!?”

Jordan laughs and says sarcastically: “No Rob, this Spider Man is younger and sexier….whatever the fuck that means.”

Rob laughs and says: “No my favorite one is: dark and edgier!”

Jordan nods in agreement and says: “Yeah, it’s ridiculous. No one has any original ideas. They take shitty movies and remake them. Or movies that don’t need to be remade and made with a ‘younger and sexier’ cast. Gimme a fuckin break!”

Rob laughs match begins.

Rob: “I’ll tell you man. There is no more creativity left in this world.”

Jordan: “I know man. Its really weird that a movie based on a fucking board game gets made, but something creative and smart will get shot down.”

Rob takes a sip and nods in agreement, then says: “I know. There will never be another all time classic. The way we’re headed all we’ll have is movies based on comic books and TV shows.”

Jordan: “With that said, I am looking forward to the 24 movie!”

Rob puts his glass in the air, as does Jordan and they toast to that statement.

Jordan finishes his drink off and says: “Fuckin’ Jack Bauer! He’s the man! If I ever got kidnapped, I don’t want ya’ll to call the cops or the military…Call Jack Bauer!”

Rob exclaims: “Amen!”

Jordan and Rob turn their attention to the game as a chef brings their food. After the first ten minutes the crowd is booing their home team loudly as Arsenal falls behind 2-0.

Rob: “I wouldn’t mind soccer if they scored more points. And I feel like there are too many people on the field. It looks too congested out there.”

Jordan: “Yeah, but I don’t like this Wigan team scoring. I had Arsenal on the over.”

Rob: “How much you lay down?”

Jordan: “25 stacks.”

Rob cringes and says: “Well, unless Arsenal goes crazy, you my friend, just lost.”

Jordan rubs his forehead and says: “God damn!”

Jordan and Rob continue eating and watching the match.

Rob: “So, going back to what we were talking about earlier. If you had to pitch a movie to executives that starred the two of us…what would it be?”

Jordan thinks for a moment and says: “Well, we can go so many different directions. Buddy cop movie: where we don’t get along in act one. In act two, something happens to us where we bond. Then in act three we have a major shoot ‘em up scene, one of us gets wounded, the other cracks a joke. We can turn it into a Lethal Weapon type series.”

Rob nods emphatically and says: “Nice! I like it!”

Jordan: “Another we can do is a romantic comedy where we’re roommates/friends both talking about this cute girl we met by happenstance and we both end up falling in love with this girl. Little did we know we’re talking about the same girl!”

Rob again emphatically says: “Yes!”

Jordan: “Once we find out we like the same girl, we go all out to win her heart. We try to sabotage each other’s dates, we stop being friends and in the end she breaks up with the both of us and we become friends again.”

Rob: “I like it, but I like the buddy cop more. More potential for sequels so we can keep cashing in the big bucks.”

Jordan laughs and says: “We just got done talking shit about Hollywood running out of ideas and you say you like the cop one because we can keep making sequels!”

Rob: “I’m looking at it from a business prospective!”

Jordan: “Right! So the last one is a throwback to the 80s action movies where we just blow shit up for the hell of it…”

Rob: “Love it so far…”

Jordan: “We’re apart of an elite team of Navy SEALs and we have rescue American hostages in North Korea or Iraq or something. So we have to infiltrate the compound to rescue the hostages. Of course we loose a few members along the way…oh…and while we on our mission we find out we’re sent in on a suicide mission because someone in the government wants us to get caught and then killed so they can start a war with said country, but we beat the odds, get our boys. Then eventually we confront the government guy and beat his ass or something.”

Rob: “With a few tweaks, I’d love that one.”

Jordan: “Well yeah, it’s rough around the edges and with time we can flesh out a great story…but this was a half baked idea.”

Rob: “Yeah, no. It’s great. I like the buddy cop one. The SEALs one has a lot of potential too.”

Jordan nods his head as the camera fades out.

“The other day I was having a conversation with someone and they said when they think about my career, they will think of me as a tag team wrestler. The more I thought about it, it’s hard to argue. I’ve had two long standing tag teams: Hot ‘n’ Sexy and the Perfect Dynasty. Both were wildly successful, shit with Perfect Dynasty we were never beaten. We gave ourselves that name BEFORE we even had a match because we knew we would beat everyone. That’s how cocky Billy and I were. We were two world class wrestlers and athletes and we knew how much better we were than everyone so the fact we finished undefeated and had that name the Perfect Dynasty is really appropriate. My first real run of any consequence in the business was in Japan when I teamed with Omar King as part of the Black Dragons. We were just out of the Dojo and we had some great matches with those teams. When I look back now, we were still honing our craft. I wasn’t sure what I was, he didn’t either. He was more a high flying wrestler; he would later blend the high flying with submission wrestling. And I was more a standard punch, kick, clothesline, body slam type guy. Very basic. But somehow we put it together and we were a pretty good team. Eventually we went our separate ways and then I moved on to the IWA. That’s where I was having a lot success as a singles, but if I think back to those IWA days, my run with Reggie (then known as Hugh Jazz) my first memory is how dominant we were as a team. Reggie was kicking ass before I got there. I mean he was undefeated for a long time. When I came in, we were fighting the same guys separately and became partners just out of necessity. We ended up winning the tag titles…it certainly wasn’t a planned partnership, but when we did, we looked at it as hey, we can really do some fucking damage as a team and we did. Ironically, I was the one who ended his undefeated streak and dethroned him as the Heavyweight WHILE we were Tag Team Champions. Pretty funny, he still gives me shit about that. After that, I had a smorgasbord-if you will, of tag team partners. If I had a regular partnership with someone, we won the tag team titles. So, I can see how people can view me as a tag team wrestler, a tag team specialist. That’s fine, I like to think that I’ve had a nice balance to my career. At this point in my career, I’m teaming with a couple of people. My last student from my school, Power Matsuzaka and Casey Williams. Power and I-affectionately called the Power House by the Japanese media (I know I‘m getting old when they don‘t even include any part of my gimmick in the team name!), will probably be the last great team I’m on. Not to take anything from Casey, once he finds his groove, he’ll be a great one. He has a shit load of potential. One thing Casey and I did, that I never did with any of my other partners, was win the titles the first time we ever teamed up. That’s pretty damn impressive.

So with our first title defense, we face The Aristocrats and Sinful Obsession. One of those damn Aristocrats attacked me during a match recently. So, payback is in order for those bastards. Maybe, he can’t stand the fact that we beat their ass for the titles. Hey, I can’t help that they suck and we’re better. But we’ll see how things are when we’re face to face and my back isn’t turned. They know they can’t beat us, so I’m sure they’ll use every little dirty, under handed tactic in the book. That’s fine, but see, when people result to such tactics, it means they lack the pure skill to get it done on talent alone. So, Aristocrats, you weaseled your way into this title match, which is smart on your part, because lord knows you guys ain’t talented enough to EARN your way into a championship match. So, be on the look out at London Brawling because you guys have a target on your back and I’m coming for you. You don’t pull on Superman’s cape, because you’re gonna get all you can handle and then some.

Sinful Obsession, you guys are probably the best team in SCW. Not probably, you are definitely the best team in SCW. I know we’ll have a hard fought battle against you guys. It’s tough to wrestle a well oiled team such as you, but this is how we’ll prove our will as a team. This is the test that Casey needs to step up to that next level. We’ll definitely be up to the challenge. Some say even though we’re the champions we’re the underdogs. I’d agree with that. Hey, you guys are world beaters and you should be the World Tag Team Champions, but we’re going to stake our claim as the best tag team in SCW. The pressure is off us and on you. Can the mighty Sinful Obsession lose to a team that on their very first try won the SCW Tag Team Titles? The experts would say you guys HAVE to beat us. If you’re the great team that we all think you are, you’ll win this match. But don’t under estimate the heart of a champion! Don’t forget the fact that I’m on this team, which means we have a puncher’s chance to win any time. The wrestling world will have their eyes on many things at London Brawling. One thing they will keep their eye on is to see if the mighty Sinful Obsession can do what they’re SUPPOSE to do and win this match OR…and this is what I’m betting on…the wrestling world will see Jordan Williams and Casey Williams defy the odds and defeat the best team in SCW. Why? Because I’m too good for ya!”

The camera fades in to a shot outside of Portman Road where Ipswich Town is hosting a match against Millwall. We see the fans entering the stadium. The camera cuts to Jordan Williams smoking a cigar and standing around, seemingly waiting for someone.

Jordan to himself: “Guess he’s not showing…”

Suddenly Jordan gets a slap on his shoulder. Jordan turns around and smiles.

Jordan: “Damn man, I thought you forgot about the tradition…”

The camera cuts to see Hot Stuff Mark Ward decked out in full Millwall regalia.

Mark with a big grin: “Can’t break tradition baldie! Even if we had to come to this dump!”

A few Ipswich Town fans turn their heads and give Mark a dirty look.

Mark: “Piss off!”

Jordan laughs and sarcastically says: “Oh boy, this is gonna be great!”

Mark: “Always is! Where’s your gear at?”

Jordan: “Hey man, I’m not upping the chances of a fight!”

Mark confidently says: “Well, when we win, we might have to fight our way out.”

Jordan shrugs his shoulders and says: “Fuck it, we’ll have to scrap then!”

The camera fades as Mark and Jordan walk to line to enter the stadium.


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Climax Control Archives / Clash of the Champions!
« on: April 13, 2012, 11:02:14 PM »
 

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The camera cuts to a shot of Jordan Williams, Rob Anderson and a German lady friend that Rob brought along for the trip. They are sitting on the ground as the woman packed a picnic lunch for the three of them. Jordan is drinking some Schneider Weisse beer and eating a Liverwurst sandwich and a bowl of Sauerkraut. The lady is feeding Rob his sandwich.

Jordan takes a bite of his sandwich and says: “Jesus Rob, you can’t feed yourself?”

Rob: “Why, when she is willing? I gotta take advantage of her.”

Jordan almost chokes on his sandwich as he looks at the lady for a reaction but she has a smile on her face as he switches back and forth of feeding Rob and herself.

Rob smirks and says: “Don’t worry, she can’t understand me.”

Jordan shakes his head and says: “You’re crazy man.”

Jordan takes a sip of his beer and gazes at the beautiful view he has of the Alps.  

Rob: “So man, you talk to Vanessa?”

Jordan rolls his eyes and says: “Yeah, I did. You’re no longer welcomed at our house.”

Rob laughs and says: “Why?”

Jordan: “I told her you pressured me into it.”

Rob: “You asshole! That’s okay brother, I’ll take the heat. I’ll call her to apolo…”

Jordan cuts Rob off and says: “Oh no you’re not! Shit, I haven’t spoke to her since then. She’ll cuss you out man. She’s got that Italian in her man. When she gets going…god damn its hard to stop. Trust me. I haven’t felt her wrath in a long time. I swear to God man, this shit ain’t never happening again. I love her too much. I love my kids too much to fuck up a happy home.”

Rob nods in agreement and says: “I’m sorry man. I just want us to have a good time like we use to. Girls, booze, some weed…”

Jordan: “Yeah Rob, but I’m not in my twenties anymore. I have a family. You’re single and God bless you, but I can’t do shit like that anymore. Real talk. She already told me not to hang out with you anymore.”

Rob: “Dude, it was a mistake. I won’t put you in that position again.”

Jordan: “I know, we‘re like brothers, but I’m not loosing my family over you.”

The lady goes to feed Rob but he waves her off. Rob takes a sip of beer and takes in what Jordan said.

Jordan: “Look, maybe that’s what you need man. A family to set you straight.”

Rob: “Maybe…I just don’t want to be tied down and answer to anybody, you know?”

Jordan: “I was the same way. You know that. If I can get married, anyone can. Getting married and then having the twins forced me out of a lot of bad habits. It forced me to get serious about life. Before that, life was one big party. But it feels good knowing you have people who love and care for you unconditionally. I only fear one thing and that’s not having my family love me anymore and I almost fucked that up.”

Rob thinks about what Jordan says for a minute and then says: “Family life has really changed you. I never knew you to feel bad about banging some chick.”

Jordan: “I know, I’m older, more wiser. That kinda shit bothers me now, you know? I don’t know, it weird.”

Rob smirks and says: “I know!”

Jordan: “Shit, that hike was a bitch, wasn’t it?”

Rob smiles and says: “Yeah, after I we eat, I think I’m going to take a nap.”

Jordan: “ I hear that man.”

Jordan continues to drink his beer as the camera fades.

Bo Dreamwolf, I have to admit another one who I respect a lot. You’re the current  Roulette Champion. Kind of a square peg in a round hole? Or whatever that saying is. Friend of a friend. I have to say, it’s been a while since I spoke to Austin. You know, two guys who live in the same area don’t speak much. At one point we ran in the same pack-TSSA. Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal was the group that I used as a springboard to superstardom. I mean, I was a middling wrestler with moderate success and then when I hooked up with TSSA, I skyrocketed in this business. Angel and Austin taught me very well. Its funny Bo, we kinda walked the same path. I too was mentored by Austin and the fellas and it was the best thing that coulda happened to me. Just being around true professionals, learning how to work, train and go about my business was an invaluable to me. I’m glad you hooked up with Austin and as it looks, he’s taught you some great thing. You guys have the same style, I notice you even use the German Suplex. To me, no man has ever used that move like Austin and it looks as if you have that move down pact just like he did. I know one day, you’ll reach the level Austin did. He was a fantastic worker. One of the top technicians EVER in the business. Alongside Battlin’ Ben, I never seen two guys who can systematically destroy an opponent like them. Some say I’ll have an advantage over you just because we both trained with Austin, those people are wise, because I know what he taught you. I’ll be one step ahead of you. I’ll be ready for anything in your arsenal you may try to pull out. But, much respect to you…

The camera fades into a shot of Jordan pulling up to the Wellblechpalast in Berlin, Germany in a 2012 Audi TTS Roadster. As Jordan puts the car in park, his cell phone starts ringing. Jordan reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone.

Jordan answers and says: “Hey Vanessa!”

Vanessa: “Hi Jordan. What are you doing?”

Jordan: “Just pulled up to the arena. What’s up?”

Vanessa: “You know I’ve been ignoring you, but when did you say you were coming home?”

Jordan: “As soon as this show is over, I’ll be on a flight back. Hopefully no delays.”

Vanessa: “Okay great.”

Jordan: “I fly back here at the end of the week though and then I go on that tour in Japan for a couple of weeks.”

Vanessa lets out a big sigh into the phone.

Jordan: “Sorry babe, but that’s how I’m booked.”

Vanessa: “We’re trying to move and you’re half a world away. When are you going to stop this stuff?”

Jordan goes silent for a minute and then says: “I dunno babe.”

Vanessa: “I’m tired of you being gone and so are the kids. You promised me this was going to be part time-if that, but you’re wrestling for two promotions.”

Jordan rubs his forehead with his free hand and then says: “I know, I just got caught up, I guess. You know it’s hard for me to say no…”

Vanessa says in a disgusted tone: “Isn’t that the truth. You couldn’t tell no to that little whore.”

Jordan: “I know babe, I told you I’m very, very sorry.”

Vanessa: “Jordan, I love you, but I’ve put up with too much from you. I’m a strong woman…”

Jordan cuts Vanessa off and says: “I know babe. I’m a fuckin idiot. You’re my crutch babe. If I didn’t have you, I don’t know what I’d do.”

Vanessa gets choked up and then says: “We’re leaving to stay with my parents for a little bit. So, when you get home, we won’t be there.”

Jordan gets quiet as he fights back tears as he says: “Uh…for how long?”

Vanessa: “I don’t know, we’ll see.”

Jordan: “We’re not getting a divorce, are we?”

Vanessa: “No, but I need to be away for little bit-for sanity sake.”

Jordan starts streaming tears as he says: “Uhhh…umm…okay. I love you so much Vanessa. This is never happening again.”

Vanessa: “I hope not. Well, I have to go. I’ll let you know when we get there.”

Jordan: “Okay…I love you guys.”

Vanessa: “Trying acting like it.”

Jordan: “I know. Be safe.”

Vanessa: “Bye.”

Jordan: “Bye.”

Jordan drops his phone in his lap as he buries his head into his hands. The camera fades out as Jordan raises his head up and wipes the tears from his eyes.

The camera fades in to a shot backstage where Jordan Williams is standing next to Pussy Willow for an interview. Jordan has on his ring gear and has his SCW Tag Team Championship on his shoulder.

Pussy begins: “Jordan, tonight yourself and Casey Williams team up against SCW Roulette Champion Bo Dreamwolf and SCW Heavyweight Champion Nick Jones in a match that pits all the male champions in SCW in one match. Your thoughts on this match?”

Jordan is his loud and boisterous tone: “What do I think!? I think this is one of the biggest matches ever in the history of Climax Control! We have the Tag Champs versus the two singles champs. Monumental stuff! First let me start with you Bo Dreamwolf. You are the holder of the Roulette Championship. To me, you seem like a reluctant champion. Those matches aren’t exactly your strong suits. But I respect the fact that you keep winning those gimmick matches as you are a fine technical wrestler. Tonight, I hope to see you at your best. This will contested under regular rules. No tricks, no bullshit. Straight wrestling match. I’m looking forward to wrestling a prospect from your trainer; a man I know very well in Austin Parker. We go way back. When we’re in the ring, exchanging holds and counters--it’ll be a wrestling purists dream! They’ll blow a load in their pants when we’re in that ring putting on a clinic! However, remember this one thing Bo…while you’re a great technician…I’m better. What Austin didn’t teach, I’ll school you on inside that ring tonight. You’re entering my classroom…you just sit there and learn. I’m at my best going hold for hold, so Bo, you better bring your ‘A’ game tonight. Be at your very best and hope I make a mistake, because-all things being equal…I’m just better than you.”

Jordan pauses as he gets a smirk on his face. Jordan adjusts his belt on his shoulder.

Jordan continues: “Nick-fucking-Jones. Nice to meet you. SCW’s resident dick head. I love it bro. You walk around here like your shit don’t stink. We’ve run through the competition. I’ll give you credit: you’re quite the talent. Tonight you face someone who is more your speed--me! That’s right. I’m the measuring stick around here Jones. You’re lucky I’m not in that tournament, because I’d be beating you for that title at London Brawling. However, Tonight will do for now. I’ll use this as a gauge to see how good you truly are. I know you’re a hell of a wrestler, but come on…you haven’t faced no one like me. Even though this is a tag team match, you’ll see that I’m still better than you. It’ll shake your confidence to know you ain’t the best in SCW. That there is someone better than you and that person is me Jones. I’m looking forward to our showdown. You remind me of a young me, kid. You say “Not cocky…just the best.” Not tonight…you’re just second best. Why? Because I’M TOO GOOD FOR YA!”

The camera fades as Jordan flashes a grin at the camera.


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Climax Control Archives / Help Wanted
« on: March 30, 2012, 02:59:16 PM »
 

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Rob: “…you told them what!?”

Jordan: “I told him I don’t remember much, but I did offer them an alternative for my lack of knowledge…”

Rob: “And that would be?”

Jordan: “I got good looks…charm and charisma. I can talk anyone into doing anything.”

Rob laughs out loud and says: “Jordan…buddy…have you ever been on an interview before?”

Jordan: “Absolutely not. I had my cherry popped today.”

Rob sighs and then says: “Dude, you got balls I’ll say that.”

Jordan: “Yes I do!”

Rob: “Dude, you can’t walk apply for an executive position-degree or no degree and expect to get hired. Jordan, you have to work yourself up from the bottom.”

Jordan: “Fuck that! I want to be drinking cocktails and smoking my cigars in my office. And possibly getting oral from the secretary.”

Rob again laughs and says: “Buddy, let me tell you…since you’re in New York, stop by my office and we’ll talk some more.”

Jordan: “Okay man, see ya then.”

Rob: “See ya.”

Jordan hangs up the phone as he walks to the curb. The camera fades as he attempts to hail a cab.

The camera fades into a shot of Rob Anderson’s huge office. Rob is wearing a grey suit and black dress shoes. Rob is at his mini bar and pours himself and Jordan a drink. Rob hands Jordan his drink with a smirk on his face.

Jordan curiously asks: “What’s so funny, man?”

Rob takes a sip of his drink then says: “ Nothing…why are you getting a job man? What the hell’s going on?”

Jordan: “I already told you man, we’re moving up here and I need a different challenge. My career is on the down turn, I can’t do it forever.”

Rob: “You said Vanessa’s businesses are doing well and you still got money in the bank from wrestling.”

Jordan: “Right, but what the hell am I gonna do Rob? Sit around and be Mr. Mom? Hell no, I tried that already and it’s not me to sit around doing nothing.”

Rob: “Reopen your school. You did great man. Look at all the people you trained. You took people who didn’t have anything and gave molded them into great wrestlers.”

Jordan takes a sip of his drink while getting an annoyed look on his face and says: “I know, but been there, done that. I don’t have much to give anymore. I’m helping out this young kid Casey…”

Rob cuts off Jordan and says: “So what? You’re Jordan-fuckin’-Williams dude. You want your career to end on this note? Being on a team with a young guy and being an afterthought? What the hell man! You should be the fucking main event every single night in that little fed.”

Jordan: “Oh come on Rob…”

Rob cuts Jordan off: “You shouldn’t have even came back, but since you did you should be the top champ in that territory, not in a team with a young guy. I told you, if you wanted to come back, you should do it in Japan not here. You want to team with a young guy…you are. You’re teaming with Jin (Power Matsuzaka), at least he’s got some fucking clout in the business. He’s dominating Japan!”

Jordan: “I see your point, but I’m giving back to the young guys…make sure the business is in good hands.”

Rob: “Who gives a fuck Jordan. You’re a fucking icon, dude. Look at all the guys who ripped you off. Like I said look at what position you’re in now…”

Jordan cuts Rob off and says: “Yeah okay man. You made your point. Jesus, what’s up your ass today?”

Rob: “Nothing. I’m your friend and I care about you. I hate to see your career end like this in the States, that’s all. Japan’s been good to the both of us. Finish up out there.”

Jordan takes a sip and let’s Rob’s words sink in.

Rob: “Next thing you know, you’ll be wrestling on Indian Reservations in Oklahoma. If you’re going to do something here in the States, do something more worthwhile.”

Jordan: “Like what? Start my own fed and make it into a national powerhouse?”

Rob shrugs his shoulders and says: “I’d bank roll it.”

Jordan: “Shit man…”

Rob: “Jordan, I love you like a brother…fuck it, you are my brother. I never had any brothers and sisters, but you’re the closest thing I have to a brother. I’m trying to help you out. You don’t need to be in the corporate world man. It’s not for you. You said it yourself. You barely did any work in college. You have a great mind for wrestling. Go into a management role”

Jordan: “I wasn’t expecting a lecture when I came here…I had an idea. Why don’t you come out of retirement…The Illuminati can go one more round. Just us two this time.”

Rob rubs his nose and says: “Jordan, look around. I got businesses to run man. I don’t have time to wrestle anymore. I’m responsible for BILLIONS of dollars a day. I don’t ever have an off day, because when I do, its spent traveling to the next thing I have to do.”

Jordan: “I know that and I’m proud of you for it. But shit man, when I retire again from wrestling, it’ll be for good. I don’t want to run a territory or a school. I know I can book some great stuff, but I don’t want to do that shit. So, that’s why I’m doing this, so I can have something to do.”

Rob shrugs his shoulders and looks out his large window and says: “You should stay your lane, but okay. I’ll make a call and get you an executive spot at this firm on the Upper East side. I’m friends with all the partners.”

Jordan smiles and says: “Thanks man, I don’t want to have to work my way up from the bottom.”

Rob: “Well you should, but it’s all good. You’re my friend, I’ll do anything for you.”

Jordan and Rob toast to what Rob says. Rob goes over to the bar and grabs bottle of Bourbon for Jordan and pours it for him. Rob pours himself some Vodka.

Jordan: “Guess I should cancel that other interview.”

Rob nods his head in agreement then asks: “So where you headed after this?”

Jordan: “Amsterdam!”

Rob eyes light up and rhetorically asks: “Amsterdam?”

Jordan: “Yep, going on a European tour. I’ll be going back and forth between here and Europe.”

Rob: “Dude, I need to go with you!”

Jordan: “Okay bro, I gotta leave later on tonight.”

Rob enthusiastically says: “Great! I’m going to get so fuckin’ high!”

Jordan laughs and says: “You can do that here you know?”

Rob: “Yeah, but it’s a burden to smoke here, its legal over there. I’ll have my secretary book us a room, it’ll be great!”

Jordan: “Sounds good.”

Rob: “Besides, I can’t let you fly all the way over there next to all the stinky, smelly strangers.”

Jordan laughs as he takes a sip of Bourbon. The camera fades out as Rob calls his secretary to make reservations for he and Jordan.

The camera fades into a shot the next night at five star hotel in downtown Amsterdam. Inside we hear coughing and laughter. The camera cuts to the dining room area we see Jordan and Rob sitting with two beautiful local ladies as all of them are drinking wine and smoking weed. The group is playing strip poker. Jordan is shirtless, but with his pants still intact. Girl #1 is in her bra and panties. Rob is just in his underwear and girl #2 has her skirt, bra and panties still on. After about thirty minutes, the girls shockingly lose.

Jordan: “I never felt better about winning.”

One of the girls walk over to Jordan and straddle him. Jordan takes a hit off his blunt as the girl starts kissing him on his neck. The other girl grabs Rob by the hand and starts to lead him towards the bedroom.

Rob puts out his blunt as he follows the girl into the bedroom. Rob gives Jordan a thumbs up. Jordan returns a thumbs up as the girl starts to unbuckle his belt.

Jordan: “I can’t do this, I’m married.”

Girl in her thick Dutch accent: “Don’t worry, I take good care of you.”

Jordan raises his eyebrows and just shrugs his shoulders as the girl unbuttons his pants. The camera fades out as Jordan takes a hit and blows out the smoke slowly as the girl starts to “take good care of him.”

The camera fades into a shot the next day during the afternoon time. Jordan is sitting in the living room on a plush couch flipping through the channels. Rob emerges from the bathroom drying his hair as he sits on the coffee table.

Rob: “Damn man, last night was fun.”

Jordan: “Fuck Rob, it was a great time man. I haven’t gotten high in so long bro.”

Rob laughs and says: “I know it man. That girl last night….whew…she was nasty. Damn!!!”

Jordan: “Same with the one I had.”

Rob stops drying his hair and looks at Jordan flabbergasted.

Rob: “Dude…you really did it huh?”

Jordan nods his head in agreement with a grim look on his face.

Rob: “OH MY GOD! You mean to tell me all you needed was to smoke some weed before your conscious slipped away?”

Jordan mumbles: “I’m not proud of it…I feel dirty bro.”

Rob sits next to Jordan and puts his arm around him and says: “Hey man, shit happens, right?”

Jordan says slowly: “Yeah…shit…happens.”

The camera fades out as Jordan stares blankly at the TV as Rob pats Jordan on the back.

The camera fades into a shot backstage at the University of Amsterdam where Jordan Williams is standing next to Pussy Willow for an interview. Jordan has on his ring gear and has his SCW Tag Team Championship wrapped around his waist.

Pussy Willow: “Jordan, first I’d like to ask you what are your feelings on what happened between Spike and Misty?”

Jordan: “You know in wrestling, weddings and birthdays don’t always go according to plan, so I’m not shocked; but I was taken aback by it, for sure. But at the end of the day, I feel for Spike and his family, because no one wants that kind of stuff to happen…especially in front of hundreds of people.”

Pussy Willow: “Two weeks ago, you and Casey Williams became the brand new SCW Tag Team Champions, how do you feel about that?”

Jordan sarcastically says: “Oh I doubted that we would win, I mean look at the teams we were facing.”

Jordan laughs as he looks at his title belt.

Jordan continues: “No seriously, I knew it. You know why? Because I said it was going to happen that’s why. I should be a fortune teller. Those other three teams were good, but my team is better, because I’m on it, it’s that simple. There’s no other way to say it, but this way: When you have me on your side, you’re always going to win. While the other three teams are good, they’re not great. My team is great, because of me. Casey is the Freight Train of Pain…I’m Purely Sexy, the God of professional wrestling and you can’t lose when you have me on your side.”

Pussy Willow: “Well then…tonight you and Spike team up against Rage and Gabriel of the 7 Deadly Sins…”

Jordan in his usual boisterous tone: “The circus is comin to town! I always enjoyed the circus when I was younger. 7 Deadly Sins, you are no Barnum & Bailey I can assure you.”

Pussy Willow: “Jordan, they aren’t a circus act…”

Jordan scratches his head and asks: “Are you sure? I mean my man Gabriel can do all kinds of disappearing acts and tricks. Then he has his clowns aren’t far behind him…hmm…I guess they technically aren’t a circus…I mean I know I’m loopy and as crazy as ever…one too many chair shots to the head…too many concussions, but I could’ve sworn they were the resident circus act in SCW?”

Pussy Willow: “No, they’re not.”

Jordan smiles into the camera and then starts to get serious and says: “Jokes aside, Gabriel I respect you. You seem to be the best of the bunch in your group. I like the fact that you want to use me as a stepping stone; as a measuring stick. You see something Gabriel, I am the man of which all other wrestlers in the world should measure themselves by. Not very many are on my level, but I see great potential in you and I think one day you’ll get there, but guess what? Today’s not that day. I may be a little old…if I didn’t have a bald head, I’d have a few grey hairs, but I’m still at the top of my game. Don’t get that twisted for one second. I’m a world class athlete and I can still do the things I need to do to get the job done inside that ring. You’re a former Heavyweight Champion here and you have my attention, Gabriel. I’m not going to dismiss you like I do most of these other punks in this territory. I’m sure when we’re in that ring tonight, you’ll have the upper hand, then I’ll have the upper hand, but in the end me…my team, we’ll be walking away with the victory, because we’re just a little bit better than you.”

Pussy Willow: “Do you think Spike Staggs will be focused for this match?”

Jordan: “Of course he will. He’s a pro, so he’ll be ready. I’m not worried about that. But, Rage and Gabriel, I hope you’re worried. Spike is a crazy man. He’s going to go ape shit tonight. I can guarantee that. Just a random thought…You guys are the Seven Deadly Sins, well let me tell you something, I’m all seven sins wrapped in one, baby! But anyways, this should be a good match, but tonight I send the circus packing to another town and I mind fuck-the mind fucker, why? Because, I’M TOO GOOD FOR YA!”

The camera fades as Jordan does his double guns pose.


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Climax Control Archives / Cross Assault Dream
« on: March 17, 2012, 07:54:00 PM »
 

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Vanessa: “Babe, it’s 3:45, come to bed.”

Jordan who is clearly in that weird moment where while he‘s awake, he‘s still not aware of what’s going on says confusingly: “After we open the box!”

Vanessa laughs and says: “What box babe?”

Jordan closes his eyes again and says: “The box.”

Vanessa turns to the TV to see that Jordan has the new game Street Fighter x Tekken on pause.

Vanessa: “Come on silly.”

Vanessa turns off the TV and Playstation 3 off, then turns to wake Jordan up again. Jordan is back in his deep sleep. Vanessa just smirks and grabs a throw blanket off the love seat and covers Jordan up. She kisses him on the forehead and turns out the lights. The camera fades out as Vanessa walks out of the room.

The camera fades into a shot just a few hours later where we see Jordan standing at the counter in his kitchen drinking a cup of coffee and reading the New York Times on his iPad. Vanessa walks into the kitchen while tying her bath robe.

Jordan: “Morning babe.”

Vanessa kisses Jordan on the cheek and says: “Good morning.”

Jordan takes a sip of coffee as he continues to read.

Vanessa grabs a glass cup from the cupboard and opens the refrigerator. She grabs the carton of orange juice and fills the glass halfway up. She closes the carton and puts it back into the refrigerator.

Taking a sip of orange, Vanessa asks: “What box did you need to open?”

Jordan looks at Vanessa somewhat embarrassed and says: “I had a dream I was in the Street Fighter game I just bought.”

Vanessa laughs and says: “That was weird!”

Jordan: “Hey what can I say? That game kicks ass. I had just beaten it too. I cant wait to play the kids!”

Vanessa walks up to Jordan and puts her arm around him and says: “You can live to be 100 and you’ll still be a kid at heart.”

Jordan takes a sip and says: “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

Vanessa thinks for a moment then looks Jordan in the eyes and says: “That’s what I love about you.”

Jordan nods his head in agreement as Vanessa takes a drink from her glass.

Vanessa: “I can’t wait to go on our trip!”

Jordan: “I hope it doesn’t turn into a nightmare.”

Vanessa: “Why would you say that?”

Jordan: “Because, I don’t know how to ski…I can see me crashing into a tree and dying like Sonny Bono.”

Vanessa laughs and says: “You won’t hit a tree! And you certainly won’t die!”

Jordan: “Yeah…well…I dunno. I don’t have any confidence in my skiing abilities.”

Vanessa: “Once you get out there and get use to it, you’ll be fine.”

Jordan: “You act like you’ve done it before.”

Vanessa: “I have!”

Jordan surprisingly says: “Oh really!?”

Vanessa: “Yes. I‘ve had relationships before you.”

Jordan: “Oh like your ex-fiancée, Sean?”

Vanessa shakes her head in agreement.

Jordan: “Oh great, now I definitely don’t want to go.”

Vanessa mockingly says: “Aww poor baby!”

Jordan: “Smart ass.”

Vanessa: “Mmm hmm.”

Vanessa smirks as Jordan just rolls his eyes.

Vanessa: “Maria is very excited about this trip.”

Jordan: “She should be. I’m paying her to go on vacation.”

Vanessa hits Jordan on the shoulder and says: “Jordan!”

Jordan shrugs his shoulders and says: “What? The only reason she’s coming is because I’ll be back and forth between there, LA and where that SCW show is.”

Vanessa smiles as she takes a drink from her glass as the camera fades out.

The camera fades into a shot of beautiful snowy covered Big Bear Lake, California. The camera cuts immediately to a shot of Jordan flying down a slope on his skis flailing his arms around.

Jordan yells: “OH SHIT!”

Jordan swerves off to the side of the slope and crashes into an embankment.

Jordan: “GOD DAMN!”

Vanessa races down the slope like a pro to where Jordan crashed at. Vanessa lifts her goggles up and kneels next to Jordan.

Vanessa giggles and says: “Oh my god babe, are you okay!?”

Jordan lays on his back and throws his goggles to the side.

Jordan jokingly says: “Did my body leave an imprint in the snow?”

A confused Vanessa: “What?”

Jordan: “…you know, like on the cartoons where they crash in the snow, their whole body makes an imprint in the snow.”

Vanessa laughs and says: “Well, I guess you’re not hurt, or you wouldn’t be cracking jokes Johnny Carson.”

Jordan: “No, just had the wind knocked outta me…that was actually kind of fun.”

Vanessa with a grin on her face: “You’re not skiing anymore, I don’t want you to get hurt.”

Jordan: “I’m sorry I’m not Lindsay-fucking-Vonn-like you. I didn’t have my fiancée teaching me to ski.”

Vanessa rolls her eyes as she helps Jordan to his feet and sarcastically says: “Well you have to admit, he’s a good teacher.”

Jordan looks at Vanessa with his eyes widen as big a fifty cent piece and says: “Did your mom or dad neglect you as a child or something and the pain is just now coming out or…”

Vanessa cuts Jordan off and says: “What?”

Jordan: “You on your period or something? Godly, you been sniping at me the past couple of days. This isn’t your nature to be such a douche bag. I mean, either you went to the Adam Carolla school of jokes or you’re pissed.”

Vanessa smirks and says: “Oh my god Jordan, can’t you take a joke? Or are you on your period?”

Jordan jokingly says: “Well, I’ve been spotting a bit, no heavy flow yet.”

The camera fades out as Vanessa laughs and playfully hits Jordan on the shoulder as they make their way up the hill.

The camera fades into the next day where we see Jordan and his personal assistant Carson driving down the road, on their way to the SCW show in Fontana, California. Jordan is sitting in the back seat as usual, as Carson drives. Jordan is drinking a bourbon and smoking cigar as he stares out the window looking at the passing cars. Ever so often, a passenger in a passing car will recognize him and wave.

Jordan: “Carson, I don’t know how many times man I told you NOT to pick me up in a Prius.”

Carson rolls his eyes and says: “Its good for the environment.”

Jordan: “Oh don’t give me that crap. This car is garbage. I don’t feel like I’m driving in a car. My kids’ power wheels have more fucking power than this piece of shit.”

Carson: “There is nothing wrong with doing my part in helping the planet.”

Jordan skeptically says: “Helping the planet. What do you do with your old cell phones huh? The lithium…”

Carson cuts off and says: “I take it to a recycling plant.”

Jordan takes a puff of his cigar and sits quietly as he has no come back. The camera fades out as Jordan takes a sip of Bourbon.

The camera fades into a shot later on that night backstage at the Hilton Garden Inn in Fontana, California where Jordan is standing next to Pussy Willow.

Pussy Willow: “I’m here with Jordan “PS” Williams. After a tough loss at Blaze of Glory, you team up with Casey Williams to challenge for the SCW Tag Team Championship when you two face the Aristocrats, the Surf Boys, and of course the champs, Wyatt Peterson and Sean Williams. Your thoughts?”

Jordan in a more of a serious tone tonight says: “You know I have a long, long history of tag team success in my career. From when I used to team with Omar as part of the Black Dragons, to teaming with Hugh Jazz in the IWA to teaming with the Rock, Vincent, Hot Stuff, Billy and now with my protégé in Japan Power Matsuzaka. All my teams have been ultra successful. We always won the titles and we have very long reigns as champs. I look at this team with Casey as no exception. It’s funny because I’ve always been comfortable as tag team wrestler. Its an easy transition. All my previous partners gelled well with me. We complemented each other well. Casey is yet another partner that is a great complement to what I do. Never before have I teamed with a guy that big. He’ll bring the raw power and strength and youth, I’ll bring my all around ability and knowledge.”

Jordan pauses for a moment as he rubs his wrist.

Jordan continues: “I’ll start first with the champs. You guys have been champs for a couple months now…I guess you don’t need to be a genius to know that I’m going to tell you-your reign as champs come to an end tonight. It’s not that you’re not good…it’s that you’re just not good enough. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I’m on a whole other level than you guys have ever faced before. Same goes for the Surf Boys and Aristocrats. When we win these belts, we are going to establish this tag team division as the best. You know why? Because it will have the best of all time holding one half of the titles, that why. We won’t be stopping at the SCW Tag belts, we got an eye on the NWA World Tag Titles as well. But first, tonight we take the SCW Titles from Peterson and Williams and bring those belts home-where belong-in the New X-Treme’s camp. Why? Because I’m too good for ya!”

The camera fades as Jordan does his double guns pose.


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Supercard Archives / Blaze of Glory
« on: February 24, 2012, 02:17:23 AM »
 

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All three men enter the car, with Max driving, Carson in the front passenger seat and Jordan in the back.

Jordan: “Okay, since you guys don’t like each other, it’s my job to bring us all together. We’re a family. I need you two to get along for business sake.”

Max looks at Carson grimly, who returns a cold glare.

Jordan: “We’re going to have a team building exercise. We’re going to play a game I call the Hypothetical Road Trip!”

Carson asks: “What do we have to do?”

Jordan in a giddy voice says: “Okay, you have to pick one person to ride with from the Santa Monica Pier to the Epcot Center…”

Max: “Oh okay, got it!”

Jordan with a sheepish grin on his face: “These people aren’t pleasant to be around…at least in my eyes. So pick the lesser of two evils in your view.”

Carson: “Okay, let’s do this!”

Jordan: “Who would you rather drive with? Guy who likes his own status on Facebook or guy who begs you to follow him on Twitter even though he isn’t a celebrity. Max, you first.”

Max thinks about it for a second and says: “I’d rather drive with Facebook guy-even though both guys are blow hards.”

Carson: “Twitter guy I suppose…”

Jordan makes the sound of a buzzer: “Sorry Carson, wrong answer. You see, Twitter guy is an egomaniac…coming from me, that’s a strong statement!”

Carson rolls his eyes and says: “Yeah, no kidding.”

Jordan: “Although Facebook guy is annoying, I can tolerate him a little bit more because Twitter guy would be telling me about all his tweets and people commenting on them…I couldn’t stand it. Next one. Occupy Wall Street guy or avid PETA member. Go ahead Carson.”

Carson: “I’d pick PETA member because at least that person cares a lot about the safety and treatment of animals.”

Max nods his head in disagreement: “What a shock you’d pick that. This is easy. Occupy Wall Street guy is right up my alley. We’d have lots to talk about…the shitty government for one.”

Jordan: “I’m sorry Carson. You’re wrong again. What if you got pulled over by the cops and the cop had on some…I don’t know fur boots…”

Carson scratches his head and says: “Fur boots???”

Jordan thinks for a second and says: “Ummm…yeah! He’s going to throw a can of paint on the cop and you guys get arrested for assault…it’ll be horrible.”

Carson: “Whatever!”

Max flashes a toothy grin.

The camera fades as they continue playing the game all the way to the Tokyo airport. For the record, Carson lost on purpose, Jordan loves driving him crazy.

The camera fades in to a shot the next day to a wide shot of the jam packed Palms Casino and Resort. The opening drum beat to "Miseria Cantare" plays as the lights in the arena go out. A spotlight is shined on the entrance to show smoke engulfs the area. Suddenly Jordan "PS" Williams emerges from the smoke and the crowd erupts into cheers! Jordan stops at the top of the entrance with his head down. Jordan slowly lifts his head up to show his cocky grin and the crowd goes into an uproar. Jordan is in his gear: black trunks, black kick pad boots and black knee pads. Under the knee pads, Jordan has both knees taped (think Triple H). Jordan has on white wrist tape and white tape on around all his fingers and thumbs. On the back of his trunks, written in lime green is 2G4U (his catch phrase “TOO GOOD FOR YA”)The spotlight follows as Jordan walks down the aisle pumped up. Jordan slaps fives with the fans. Over zealous fans try to pull him into the crowd! Security breaks it up as Jordan has a big smile on his face. Jordan continues to slap fives with the fans until he climbs onto the apron. Jordan hops into the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle. The fans are cheering and chanting "TOO GOOD FOR YA! TOO GOOD FOR YA!" as Jordan takes in the scene and then does his double guns pose (ala Jeff Hardy) before hopping down to the canvas. Jordan is handed a microphone by the ring announcer. Jordan surveys the arena as the cheers reach ear drum bursting decibel level.

Jordan waits for the cheers to die down and then playfully says: “Finally the day has come. Even though I pictured this day to come under different circumstances. The first time ever. The monumental collision. The irresistible force meeting the immovable object! Jordan “PS” Williams vs. “Hot Stuff” Mark Ward!”

The erupts into cheers.

Jordan: “The first ever in ring meeting between the former best friends and tag team partners!”

Jordan pauses for a moment and gets serious: “Not exactly the way I envisioned our first meeting to go down. It’s actually a tag team match with JT or Justin Underwood…I guess whatever he decides on this week and Mark vs. myself and Spike Staggs.”

The fans again cheer.

Jordan: “It’s all good though, because I finally get my hands on you Mark. By any means possible, whether it was a one on one match or a tag match, I wanted to have a match to ensure me and you finally meet and I can show who's best. However, I think my partner Spike wants to get at you worse. It’s funny Mark, you have a history of pissing off people who use to be your friends, stable mates, tag team partners, ex-girlfriends, former school mates, ex-teammates on your Pee Wee soccer…err…excuse me…football team back in England.”

Jordan looks at the fans-who continue to cheer him on.

Jordan gets serious again: “Long history of pissing people off, bro. Starting to sense a pattern here. This is why I caution you Justin, eventually you’ll get double crossed by the boy scout himself…ole Hot Stuff!”

Jordan pauses as he strokes his chin.

Jordan: “You know Mark, I don’t envy you one bit. I’ve talked to Spike ever since this match was announced and he’s been chompin’ at the bit to get you in the ring. Hell, like I said, he wants to beat the hell outta you more than I do. So tried calming him down during the week, tried to talk some sense into him. I wanted him to channel that rage. I wasn't getting through to him the way I wanted so it dawned on me…Why would I want this sick…demented...twisted individual such as Spike…why would I want to calm him down? Spike is like a caged animal. I realized, I want him hyped up, I want him full of anger and rage and I want him to take it out on you Mark. But I told him, as badly as he wants to kick your ass, I want to do the same. So I told him to leave enough for me!”

Jordan pauses as the fans cheer once more.

Jordan: “Mark and Justin, I will not be responsible for what happens in this ring later on tonight. I’m coming at you and Spike has all this pent up anger and rage and we’re prepared to rain down a shit storm onto you two! Mark I hope you took some sort of insurance policy out, because I think Spike is coming to hurt you…really bad. I just want to beat some god damn respect into you, bro. Spike is coming to maim you.”

Jordan looks around as the fans chant for Jordan.

Jordan leans on the ropes and continues: “I’ve looked forward to this night for a long time Hot Stuff. I know you run around saying you were the one carrying me, blah, blah, blah. Like I said, I was the heart and soul of that team. I was the engine. You were just a young pup learning his way. I kept us going. Its funny that you are still blind that fact. When we lock up in the ring tonight Hot Stuff, you’re going to see why I was the straw that stirred the drink. Why I was heart of that team. This is about respect Mark, nothing more, nothing less. Justin, you’re just an innocent bystander in this whole situation. Just because Spike and myself want to beat the hell outta Mark, doesn’t mean you won’t get some too. Justin, you’re stepping into the lion’s den. It’s not too late to turn back. Hell, Mark is gonna stab you in the back eventually, you better do unto him before he does unto you. I won’t blame you for backing outta this match. However, if you do decide to step into the ring…so help you god. This moment is just a little bit to big for you. Justin you don’t understand the size of the situation. Can you rise to the occasion? I’ve been in your shoes a long time ago. It’s a pressure situation. Can you up your game to prove you belong in there with a world class wrestler such as myself. If I was a betting man…and I am. I would label you a stay away.”

Jordan once again pauses as he scans the arena.

Jordan: “We’re about to find out, finally who’s better. I’d bet on me. Why? Because I’m too good….”

The fans finish off the phrase: “FOR YA!!!” as Jordan drops the microphone. The camera fades as Jordan plays to the crowd.


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Supercard Archives / The Coffee Cup
« on: February 17, 2012, 01:27:00 AM »
 

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Vanessa, tying her bathrobe says: “Sweetie, what in the world are you doing?”

Jordan is off in his own little world and doesn’t hear Vanessa. Vanessa walks up to Jordan who has his entire 6’5” 255 lbs body in the cabinet under the sink. Vanessa smacks him on the butt, which startles Jordan which prompts him to react by bumping his head on a pipe.

Jordan in pain yells: “DAMN!!!”

Jordan pulls himself from under the sink as Vanessa stifles her laughter. Jordan is holding his head with a perturbed look on his face.

Jordan rubbing his head says: “Babe, what the fuck!?!?”

Vanessa tries to say with a straight face: “Well, I asked you what you were doing and you didn’t hear me, so I got your attention…”

Jordan: “…Yeah…well…you got it alright. You scared the shit outta me!”

Vanessa runs her fingers through her hair and asks: “Why are you making all this racket?”

Jordan stands up and grabs a dish towel and wipes the sweat from his brow and says: “Because, I can’t find my coffee cup.”

Vanessa: “Jordan we have a million coffee cups, just use one of them…”

Jordan quickly responds: “…because it’s not MY cup. I drink out of that cup every morning. Those other cups are different…this one’s…special.”

Vanessa rolls her eyes and says: “Oh my god! It holds the same amount as all the other ones we have!”

Jordan pauses and says: “You don’t understand…I drink coffee out of that cup EVERY morning I’m here…those other cups just aren’t the same.”

Vanessa: “Sweetie, I love you, but this is crazy. I’ll fix this problem for you.”

Vanessa walks over to the cupboards where they keep their coffee cups and grabs one. Vanessa then walks to the coffee pot and pours a cup for Jordan. Vanessa goes to hand Jordan the cup but Jordan refuses to grab it. Vanessa sits it on the counter next to Jordan.

Vanessa: “Stop acting like a baby and drink the coffee from this cup!”

Jordan childishly says: “NO!”

Jordan pushes the cup across the granite counter-top towards Vanessa.

Jordan: “I insist, you drink it.”

Vanessa: “Jordan, you know I don’t drink coffee anymore…you drink it because I don’t want you to be a bear all day long.”

Jordan folds his arms and says: “I’m not drinking any GOD DAMN COFFEE until I get MY GOD DAMN CUP!”

Vanessa is about to yell at Jordan but she calms herself down.

Vanessa: “Why is this cup so special to you? Is it because it says ‘Best Wrestler and Dad in the World?’”

Jordan: “That’s exactly why.”

Vanessa: “You don’t bring that cup with you on the road do you?”

Jordan: “Nope!”

Vanessa gets a tone as if she is talking to a child: “Well Jordan, what do you do when you’re on the road?”

Jordan: “I drink it from the cup they provide…”

Vanessa raises her voice and says: “THEN WHY IS THIS SO HARD!?!?!?”

Vanessa pushes the coffee cup across the counter to Jordan. Jordan looks down at the cup and looks up at Vanessa who just rolls her eyes.

Vanessa sighs and says: “The kids have more maturity than you Jordan. I don’t know why you can’t drink from any cup like a regular human being. It’s not like if you don’t drink out of that cup somehow your day is ruined.”

Jordan: “It will be. Because when I drink from that cup it makes me…never mind.”

Vanessa: “What? ”

Jordan shakes his head no.

Vanessa thinks for a moment and says: “You think if you don’t drink out the cup that somehow you aren’t the greatest wrestler and dad in the world?”

Jordan hangs his head low and says in a sad and low tone: “Yes.”

Vanessa again tries to stifle her laugh. Jordan gets fed up and storms out of the kitchen.

Vanessa: “Unbelievable.”

The camera cuts to Jordan entering his gym and immediately Jordan starts searching for his cup. Suddenly the other door that leads to outside opens up. In walks his accountant/business manager Max. Max comes in early every morning to get a work out.

Max enthusiastically shouts: “Morning boss!”

Jordan power walks up to Max. The closer Jordan gets to Max the more frightened Max gets.

Jordan grabs Max by the shirt and says: “You took it didn’t you-you son of a bitch!?”

Max drops his briefcase and says in a frightened tone: “Take what? What are you talking about?”

Jordan: “My coffee cup!”

Max: “N..n..no sir!”

Jordan stares at Max with a mean look on his face, but quickly comes to his senses a bit and lets go of Max.

A deflated Jordan says: “I’m sorry Max. I haven’t had my coffee yet…I’m on the edge.”

Max takes a deep breath and says: “Understood. I can run to Starbucks and get you one…”

Jordan: “No…you don’t understand, when I’m home I like to drink out of that specific cup everyday…”

Max cuts Jordan off seemingly knowing where Jordan is going and says: “Makes the day start off right…It’s like the cup has magical powers…as if you didn’t drink from it, you wouldn’t feel like the best in the world.”

Jordan looks at Max with pride and says: “Exactly. Now does that make me a weirdo?”

Max has a sheepish grin on his face and says: “Absolutely not. I have to do certain thing in the morning in the exact same order or else my day will go to shit.”

Jordan puts his arm around Max and says: “Max, you understand me more than my own wife. If I were a girl, I’d marry you!”

Max is beaming with pride. He loves getting praised by Jordan. They make their way to the office.

Jordan: “Help me find this cup.”

Max says with a smile: “Yes sir!”

The two begin tearing up Jordan’s office looking for his cup. After ten minutes of intense searching, Jordan and Max give up.

Jordan: “I don’t know where the hell it could possibly be. I set it right where I always do after I’m done drinking it. I know the cup didn’t get legs and walk away.”

Max thinks for a moment and offers a suggestion: “How about the kids?”

Jordan nods in agreement and says: “Its time to interrogate them!”

Max: “Who’s good cop, who’s bad cop?”

Jordan thinks for a second and says: “I’ll be the good cop, they don’t like you anyways.”

A baffled Max responds: “What? They love me!”

Jordan: “Naw, actually they think you’re scary looking. Makaylee thinks you’re a monster.”

Max searches for a response then says: “Well…”

Jordan: “By the way, when Carson comes here tell him-to tell you-I said clean this office up.”

Max thinks over what Jordan just said, scratches his head and say: “ Wait…what?”

Jordan shrugs his shoulder as Max is trying to understand why.

A confused Max says: “So you want me to tell Carson to tell me to clean the office.”

Jordan: “Right because I said so…in fact leave that part out.”

Max with a perplexed look on his face says: “Why don’t you tell me yourself?”

Jordan: “One, Carson isn’t here yet to take this note down…and he’s the guy I get to tell everyone what I want them to do. Besides, I don’t want you to hate me for telling you directly to clean the office. I know you don’t like Carson, I just don’t want to be the dick-head boss. It sounds better coming from him…or worse…however you want to interpret that.”

Max:” I still don’t…”

Jordan cuts Max off while slapping him on the back at the same time and says: “Good times, buddy.”

Jordan walks off to find his coffee cup as Max who earlier was beaming with pride is now deflated as he stares at the huge mess they mad in Jordan’s office.

The camera then cuts to Jordan arriving at the dining room where the kids are settling in and waiting for their breakfast. The twins are playing on the respective I pads as Jayden peaks over their shoulder to watch them play and Makaylee is sitting in her high chair playing with her toys.

Jordan: “Good morning kids.”

The kids collectively say good morning as Jordan looks at them with an investigative eye. Jordan makes his way over to Makaylee to see if one of her toys isn’t the coffee cup. Jordan then makes his way over to Jayden and kneels down next to him.

Jordan: “Do you know where my coffee cup is son?”

Jayden innocently says: “No!”

Jessica jumps in and says: “Daddy, why don’t you use the other ones?”

Jordan: “Because that’s my favorite cup, I feel weird drinking out another cup.”

Vanessa walks into dining room with the breakfast food.

Natasha: “Daddy, you’re silly. It’s just a cup!”

Vanessa smirks and says: “See even a seven year old knows you‘re crazy!”

Jordan closes his eyes as he is clearly irritated.

Vanessa says in a mocking tone: “Just come and eat…or does it not feel right?”

Jordan glares at Vanessa as he has a seat at the table. The camera fades out as Jordan sits there dejected eating his breakfast.

The camera fades into a shot about an hour later as Jordan is coming down the steps from just having a shower. Jordan still has an irritated look on his face as he walks to the den where Max is awaiting him as they are doing some prep work for tax season. Jordan puts on a tight muscle t-shirt as he walks into the den. Jordan blocks off the den with a gate designed for kids protection. Jordan sits down next to Max as Max is pouring over some paperwork.

Max: Okay boss, we have a lot to go over today.

Jordan lets out a grunt.

Max: “Sorry, but with Vanessa opening more and more fitness chains, this stuff gets worse.”

Jordan pulls his shirt over his head and says: “No, it’s not that, its my  coffee cup…I miss it.”

Max: “I understand Jordan.”

Jordan glumly says in a whiny tone: “I’MMMMM SOOOO MIISSERRRRABBBLEE!!!!!!!”

Max: “By the way, that thing you told me to Carson to tell me to do? I already finished it up!”

Jordan still in the glum, whiny tone: “I DON’T CARE!…tell him to tell you anyways!”

Suddenly the door bell rings as Max gets a perturbed look on his face .

Jordan to himself: “That better be God with my coffee mug.”

After a few seconds Vanessa answers the door as they are expecting Maria the Nanny. Jordan takes his shirt from over his head and stares off into the adjacent room-the kitchen. Maria walks into the kitchen as Jordan gets half sadistic look on his face as he notices Maria setting a white cup on the counter. Suddenly Jordan leaps up off the couch like a lion pouncing on its prey; Jordan then easily leaps over the gate-showing he still has great athleticism. Jordan startles Maria as he storms into the kitchen.

Jordan enthusiastically says: “MY CUP!!!”

Maria puts her hand over her heart and says something in Spanish. Jordan replies back to her in Spanish as well. Maria as an astounded look on her face as she didn’t know Jordan was fluent in Spanish. Jordan continues speaking in Spanish at Maria about his coffee cup. Eventually Jordan and Maria come to an understanding and she gives Jordan a big hug. Maria leaves the kitchen to tend to the children as Jordan begins to make his coffee. Vanessa comes into the kitchen and Jordan holds his cup with an ear-to-ear grin.

Jordan starts singing: “I got my cup! I got my cup!”

Vanessa rolls her eyes with her hands on her hips and then says: “Oh great, now can you act like a civilized adult?”

Jordan: “Not until I drink my coffee!”

Vanessa can’t do nothing but laugh at how foolish Jordan is acting.

Vanessa: “Listen, I have a dinner tonight with this advertising guy and he keeps on insisting that I bring a female friend…”

Jordan cuts Vanessa off and says: “He’s trying to have sex with you.”

Vanessa: “I know so, I want you to come. His company has a lot of great ideas and they are the best in the area…So I want you to come so he can get the message, I’m only dealing with him because of business.”

Jordan: “Babe, you know I got your back. Ain’t nobody fuckin’ you but me!”

Vanessa hits Jordan on the shoulder and says: “Jordan! The kids could of heard you!”

Jordan: “I got an idea…”

Vanessa cuts Jordan off and says: “You’re not going to beat him up!”

Jordan laughs and says: “No! I want to see how he acts before I show up. I’ll sit at another table and you act like your female friend is running late. I wanna see how far this douche bag goes.”

Vanessa thinks it over and says: “Umm…okay…but please no fighting and don’t wait too long. I don’t want things to get creepy.”

Jordan looks at Vanessa assuredly and says: “Babe, I got this!”

Vanessa kisses Jordan on the cheek and says: “Thanks sweetie!”

The camera fades out as Vanessa walks off as Jordan goes back to watching his coffee being made.

The camera fades into a shot inside Jordan’s gym once again as he is setting up for a promo to send in for the SCW Blaze of Glory super card. Max is manning the camera as Jordan is preparing himself for the promo. Max gives Jordan his cue as he starts recording…

Jordan: “It had to happen sooner or later. It always happens. Let’s face it, as far as I’m concerned, only a few things are guaranteed in life: death, taxes and tag teams breaking up and facing off against one another. But you see, this is different. Hot Stuff, you didn’t go with another manager for more money…I didn’t steal your girlfriend…You didn’t cost me a chance at a World Title…I didn’t throw you through a Barber Shop window. We technically never broke up…we never had a falling out. So why is it that we are on the opposite sides of a tag team match instead of on the same side like we’re use to, partner?”

Jordan pauses for a moment looks at the ground and then looks back at the camera with a smile on his face.

Jordan: “Why did I show up at the last super card-to the shock of the wrestling world and even more of a shock, I didn’t show up to save the day for you Mark…I, instead took you out. I spoke about how to kill a monster a few weeks ago…that’s why I did it. The monster ego of Hot Stuff Mark Ward. As its been stated many of times that yes, I did train Mark at the behest of your father. Yes, you were my best student. Yes, we became best friends and the best tag team. During all the times we hung out-traveling, working out, partying, you were always looking at how I conducted myself and you did exactly what I did. I’ve been accused of having a large ego and being a dick from time to time and you picked up on all of that. Hey you were young and I was setting the example for you--both good and bad and you followed suit. You followed in my footsteps and then you tore a path for yourself and became one of the best in the wrestling world. I taught you to take whatever you want and don’t care who you step on. I guess you can say I helped create the monster we see today.”

Jordan again pauses and scratches his fore head and continues.

Jordan: “I wasn’t surprised Mark, that you became a multiple time World Champion. Hey, the reason I never won anymore because you and Billy were kicking ass and you two were on a roll at that time. I will freely admit that. To say that I was jealous…maybe, but hey, I was more proud than I was jealous because you made it to the top and became a great champion. However Mark, the more successful you became, the less we talked. The gap of communication between you and I became wider to the point, I could never could get a hold of you. See, the difference between you and I was, I never forgot where I came from, I never would’ve shunned my trainer and friend, no matter how successful I became, but you did and that’s the source of my resentment towards you. Hey, all it could’ve took was a me and you to sit down, have a beer and talk this shit out. I’ve been out the business for a while and you have gotten even more out of control, bro.

Jordan looks strokes his chin and continues.

Jordan: “This all could’ve been settled a long time ago, bro. It didn’t have to be like this. This isn’t THAT personal…especially like on the level of you and Spike. Maybe this could be settled with a hug…who knows?”

Jordan smirks and shakes his head no as he continues.

Jordan: “It won’t be that easy. I’m going to have to beat some respect into you, bro. I know you…you’re hard headed. So it’ll take a couple of rounds of me beating the hell out of you to get your attention. First thing I taught you was respect…evidently that wore off or something. So come the 26th I will do what I should’ve done along time ago before you spiraled out of control and that’s whoop your ass Mark.”

Jordan pauses once more before finishing the promo.

Jordan: “Don’t think I forgot about you Justin Underwood. Justin, you don’t realize it, but Mark just threw you to the wolves. Spike and I both have issues with Mark and we won’t stop until we get him. Not that I’m over looking you, hell you’re a former SCW Heavyweight Champion, so I respect that, but that don’t mean you’re in my league son. See this is grown man business and you’re going to get schooled when you step inside that ring. You’re just a pawn in Mark’s game. In the end you won’t mean shit to him, you’ll realize that eventually but at Blaze of Glory, you’re going to see that you’re in WAY over your head. You’ll be in the ring with a world class wrestler. I’m a few steps above anyone you’ve ever faced in your life, I can assure you of that. So if I was you, I’d do my best not to tag into the match because if you do, you are going to find out exactly why I’m greatest in the world. See, this will be a world-wind experience for you…this is just another day at the office for me, son. Grudge Match it says…that’s an understatement and you two will find out on the 26th, why? Because I’m too good for ya!”

The camera fades on a close up of Jordan face.


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Climax Control Archives / Climax Control
« on: January 20, 2012, 09:41:35 PM »
 

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Marco in a strong New Jersey accent: “Howya doin huh?”

Marco slaps Jordan on the back as both men sit down at the bar.

Jordan: “Hey Marco, this is my Assistant, Carson…Carson this is an old friend of mine, Marco Garcia.”

Marco and Carson shake hands and Marco says: “Assistant, whattya a fuckin’ top flight executive of a Fortune 500 company or sumptin?”

Jordan laughs and says: “Yes!!!”

All three laugh. Marco and Jordan go way back. Jordan got Marco booked on his first tour of Japan and was a catalyst for Marco coming to GCW. Also, Marco and his family are friends of Vanessa’s family. Now that he doesn’t wrestle anymore, Marco is one of the top lieutenants of one of New Jersey’s most notorious Italian crime families, the Garzoni’s. Marco orders a drink.

Marco: “So whattya doin in Vegas? Getting some action on the playoffs?”

Jordan laughs and says: “Shit…you know it. I’m catching a flight to Reno for a show.”

Marco: “You wrestling again?”

Jordan: “Yeah…just part time though.”

Marco nods in agreement and says: “Oh cool. I haven’t been in the ring in ages.”

Jordan takes a sip of his drink and says: “What you doing out here?”

Marco in an uneasy tone: “Family business.”

Jordan smacks the bar and says: “Say no more! You’re probably burying people alive out in the desert like on Casino!”

Marco and Carson laugh.

Marco receives his drink, takes a sip and says with a grin: “…Yeah…sumptin like that. So, why ya wrestling? Need money?”

Jordan looks at Carson and says: “Why do people think that?”

Carson shrugs his shoulders.

Marco: “Just sayin…If you guys needed money, Vanessa knows who to call and we get that taken care of…”

Jordan laughs and says: “Naw man, I’m doing it because I kind of miss it, you know?”

Marco nods and says: “Sure…I do from time to time.”

Jordan: “Plus the kids never seen me wrestle, so it’ll be cool.”

Marco: “Oh...I apologize, I forgot to ask about the family. How is Vanessa and the kids?”

Jordan: “They’re doing great man. I’m blessed to have them.”

Marco: “Good bro. Glad to hear that.”

Jordan and Marco continue talking and drinking. The camera cuts to Jordan telling Carson a story about Marco.

Jordan: “…we were in this bar in…I think Minneapolis, it was Marco, me, Paul, Dre, and few other guys drinking and playing pool and this big white guy comes up to Marco and starts talking shit…”

Marco: “…Yeah that dick-head was bigger than me…I’m 6’7 and was around 280 pounds back then…He was a fat guy though, but I remember he was taller than me…”

Jordan: “…he kept on Marco about wrestling being fake and blah, blah, blah…you know typical shit we always hear, I was paying it no mind but…”

Marco: “...But you know how us Italians are…”

Jordan laughs and says: “Right! But yeah he said something about dropping a load on your girl’s face, right?”

Marco grins and says: “Yeah…I don’t know why that pissed me off, but it doesn‘t take much to piss me off…”

Jordan: “Then you lay into him…I’ll tell you Carson, I never seen a guy get his ass whooped so bad!!! Marco broke bottles on his head and broke the dude’s hand with a bar stool. But that wasn’t enough for the guy!”

Marco: “That’s right ‘cause he kept talking shit and he called Dre the “N” word…”

Jordan: “Carson, you don’t know Dre. Dre is unstable as it is. If ANY one says that word to him or around him he flips and Dre was smoking weed…he don’t like to waste his weed and he took his blunt and burned the guy!”

Carson shockingly says: “Oh my!”

Marco laughs as Jordan continues: “Then Dre threw the guy on the pool table and pulled the dude’s pants down and grabbed a pool stick…”

Marco to Carson: “This is my favorite part of the story!”

Jordan exclaims: “Dre shoves the stick up the guy’s ass!”

Jordan and Marco: “WITH NO GREASE!!!”

Both men laugh out loud.

Carson gets disgusted and says: “Jeez….”

Jordan: “Then Marco takes another stick and breaks the stick over his head…it was great!”

Jordan and Marco laugh hard as Carson looks on in horror.

Jordan: “But, the bar owner loved us because we spent a lot of money when we came in town and tipped his waitresses good, so no cops were called.”

The camera fades out as Jordan and Marco continue telling road stories.

The camera fades in to a shot later in the evening to a wide shot of the jam packed Reno Sparks Convention Center. The opening drum beat to "Miseria Cantare" plays as the lights in the arena go out. A spotlight is shined on the entrance to show smoke engulfs the area. Suddenly Jordan "PS" Williams emerges from the smoke and the crowd erupts into cheers! Jordan stops at the top of the entrance with his head down. Jordan slowly lifts his head up to show his cocky grin and the crowd goes into an uproar. Jordan is in his new gear: black trunks, black kick pad boots and black knee pads. Under the knee pads, Jordan has both knees taped (think Triple H). Jordan has on white wrist tape and white tape on around all his fingers and thumbs. On the back of his trunks, written in lime green is 2G4U (his catch phrase “TOO GOOD FOR YA”)The spotlight follows as Jordan walks down the aisle pumped up. Jordan slaps fives with the fans. Over zealous fans try to pull him into the crowd! Security breaks it up as Jordan has a big smile on his face. Jordan continues to slap fives with the fans until he climbs onto the apron. Jordan hops into the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle. The fans are cheering and chanting "TOO GOOD FOR YA! TOO GOOD FOR YA!" as Jordan takes in the scene and then does his double guns pose (ala Jeff Hardy) before hopping down to the canvas. Jordan is handed a microphone by the ring announcer. Jordan surveys the arena as the cheers reach ear drum bursting decibel level.

Jordan: “Tonight I get my first singles match against someone I’m a little familiar with, Rix Usher.”

The fans boo at the sound of Rix’s name.

Jordan: “Rix, tonight you make your return to the ring…This is my first singles match here and I’m gonna show everyone in this building to the people at home to the boys in the back just why I am THE best wrestler to ever step into this ring. You know Rix, I’m not surprised that you came back and aligned yourself with Mark. You wanna know why? From the time we let you hang around the Perfection Connection back in the day, you always hung around Mark. You were riding his coat tails and that’s fine…you were a young guy coming up in the world of professional wrestling and we all needed mentors. That veteran to pull you aside and show you the ropes and to help you along. After a while, you move on and start making your own name and doing things on your own. Here we are…some years later and you’re still riding on Mark’s coat tails to make it to the top…”

The fans in the arena cheer in support.

Jordan continues: “Even Mark knew when it was time to go at it alone, he did it and I commend him for that..”

The fans boo.

Jordan: “But see Rix, you wanna have Mark in your back pocket to make sure the ball bounces your way and make sure the odds are stacked in your favor. Tonight though, Mark isn’t going to help you. None of the others who kiss his ass can help you. Once you step into this ring, all the little MMA training and all your years in this business won’t be enough to prepare you for the ass kicking you’re about to receive!”

The fans erupt into cheers as Jordan nods in approval.

Jordan: You know just as a side note, when did everyone in wrestling turn into MMA fighters? Rix, this isn't some MMA cage fight, but if you want to throw down, I can do it with the best of them. I can do it all, son. This is my sanctuary...this is my world...You're going to find that out first hand! I am going to physically and mentally break you down Rix...After I am done with you, you will wonder why did you come back...I will systematically destroy so bad, you're going to question your own very existence.

The fans cheer in support of Jordan.

Jordan: “Rix, when you step into the ring and you look across at the man, the myth, the legend himself…ME! You will realize you made the biggest mistake in your life by making your return. I'm not some noob, you will be in the ring with greatness. And after I beat the holy hell outta you, you can thank Mark for leading you to slaughter. His mouth is writing checks that you can’t cash. A little advice to you Rix and you too Mark, when you come at the King, you best not miss. Why? Because I’m TOO GOOD…”

The crowd finishes the rest of the quote off: “FOR YA!”

Jordan tosses the microphone down as "Miseria Cantare" plays. The fans erupts into deafening cheers as Jordan climbs to the turnbuckles and plays to the crowd. The camera fades as Jordan exit’s the ring and walk back up the aisle as the fans cheer him on.


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Climax Control Archives / Path Back To Greatness Begins
« on: January 06, 2012, 08:04:45 PM »
 

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The camera opens up to a night time shot outside the SCW office building. Jordan has just wrapped up his promo and is walking outside. Jordan has his suit jacket draped over his left shoulder as he digs into his pocket for his phone. Jordan has a perturbed look on his phone as a he dials a number. Whoever he called picks up.

Jordan in a pissed off tone: “Rob…what the fuck man- where the hell are you?…Well hurry the fuck up man, I’m standing out here waiting on you like a kid waiting on his mom to pick him up from school…Yeah, I figured you got into something…Alright, see ya.”

Jordan hangs up as the lights of a vehicle start driving up to him.

A puzzled Jordan says: “That ain’t no f’n limo.”

A Toyota Prius pulls next to Jordan and honks the horn. The driver puts the car in park and steps out. Jordan’s goes from puzzled to disappointed.

Person: “Jordan! What the hell man, you’re suppose to have your ass in San Diego, not Vegas! That’s where the show is.”

Jordan rolls his eyes and shakes his head: “I know Carson…”

Carson cuts Jordan off and says: “What are you doing here then?”

Jordan unenthusiastically says: “Well I didn’t know. I didn’t check my ticket or anything…then Rob called and I told him I was going to Vegas for a show then he came and got me.”

Carson: “Oh…”

Jordan: “This is called Sin City Wrestling, why would they have a show in San Diego? By the way, why do you care? You’re just my Assistant…”

Carson: “I care because it’s my job to care Jordan.”

Jordan shakes his head and says: “Besides the guys inside already told me.”

Carson: “Okay, well, let’s go, I’ll drive us there.”

Jordan: “First of all, if we were going to drive to San Diego, we’re not driving in the fuckin’ thing. Second of all, I already texted Rob about the blunder and he’ll fly us there.”

Carson: “Okay well…”

Jordan cuts Carson off and says: “Who put you up to this? I bet it was Vanessa.”

Carson sighs and says: “Yes, she told me to come out here to…”

Jordan: “To what? Baby sit me?”

Carson: “Not exactly.”

Jordan shakes his head: “God damn, she not trust me?”

Carson: “I’m not saying anything and I’m not getting in the middle of this.”

Jordan: “Yeah, except you are…I’m gonna call her right now! This is bullshit!”

Carson raises his eyebrows and shakes his head as Jordan calls his wife.

Jordan in a angry tone: “Vanessa! Why did you send Carson out here to baby sit me?”

Vanessa: “Don’t start with me Jordan! You know why.”

Jordan: “You don’t trust me huh? That’s what it is!”

Vanessa: “Yes…I don’t want you to get into any trouble and you’re not going to gamble tons of money away.”

A puzzled Jordan: “Wait…what?”

Vanessa: “You heard me, plus you’ve been forgetful lately. I told you-you need to see a doctor about this. I’m very concerned.”

Jordan: “That’s bullshit babe, I’m fine okay? The next time you send Carson, tell him to pick a different car…He tells everyone that he’s not gay, but he keeps letting the evidence mount.”

Vanessa says with a chuckle: “Shush babe…now you behave and don’t go to the dark side. Promise?

A deflated Jordan says: “Promise. Love you.”

Vanessa: “I love you.”

Jordan hangs up the phone and let’s out a huge sigh.

Carson: “I told you a hundred times, I’m not gay…”

Jordan cuts Carson off and says: “Look Carson, it’s okay to be gay dude…it’s 2012 man.”

Carson sighs and rolls his says: “I’m not gay Jordan.”

Jordan: “I mean you frost your tips, you tan, you drive weird cars like this Prius, you go through a bottle of Purell everyday, you wax your body more than me! I’m a wrestler, I gotta wax my body. Being hairy isn’t part of my gimmick!”

Carson laughs and says: “They call that being a metro sexual, Jordan.”

Jordan: “You keep saying that, I still don’t know what that means…”

Carson smiles and says: “It means…never mind. When is Rob coming?”

Just as Carson says that, Rob Anderson’s limousine pulls up.  The driver gets out and quickly opens the door for Jordan.

Carson: Well, I’ll meet you sometime later tonight.

Jordan nods as he gets inside the limo. The camera fades out as Carson pulls out his phone and starts texting.

The camera fades in to a shot late at night of a trendy night club. The camera cuts to a shot of Jordan and Rob walking to the VIP portion of the club. There is already a set up of exotic liquors and wines awaiting both men and-per request of Rob-their own bartender. Both men have a seat as the bartender serves them up their drinks.

Rob: “Dang man, I knew you gambled, but man you laid down some heavy dollars on those games.”

Jordan takes a sip of his drink and says: “Shit, I only play for big stakes, man. That’s why we played against those guys. They only play for big money too.”

Rob takes a drink and shakes his head in astonishment: “Yeah but $500,000 per hand is nuts!”

Jordan raises his eyebrows and says: “Those guys we were playing against have big dollars like you. I’ve sat in games were there was 10 million per hand man. They got that kind of bread to piss away like that.  They fly in from Russia, London, China, Hong Kong just to play and when they come…lemme tell you something, they ain’t playing for $100 prize…these kats play for it all. I seen on one hand, this guy put up his 49% of his company, private jet, AND all his private islands he owned…the fucker lost too!”

Both men laugh and Jordan takes a drink.

Jordan continues: “Shit I call that a Life game. Cuz if I lose that game, my life is over!”

Rob laughs and says: “Hey but if you win…you just made life that much easier…”

Jordan nods in agreement as he takes a drink: “Yeah but if Vanessa even caught wind of me being near a casino, she’ll kill me! She said my ass is banned from even looking at a casino!!”

Rob laughs as they both continue talking and take pictures with the occasional fan who recognize them. After a while a bachelor party arrives. After a while a man from the bachelor party asks Jordan to come up to the bar and say some words of encouragement. At this point Jordan is wasted, however Jordan obliges. Jordan gets up with the help of Rob and they make their way to the bar. At the same time Carson arrives at the bar looking for Jordan. He searches feverishly for Jordan but to no avail. The bachelor party crew see Jordan and they go nuts. Jordan sloppily high fives a few of them as he’s handed a microphone. Jordan tells Rob he wants to stand on top of the bar. Rob helps the drunken Jordan climb up to the bar. Rob who is just about drunk as Jordan climbs up to the bar top  as well.

Jordan while slurring his speech says: “Ya know…I’m gonna be real with ya’ll…I mean that’s how I’m gonna be…real!”

Rob puts his arm around Jordan and says: “Preach on brother!”

Jordan: “I’m gonna be real…Marriage sucks bad…To the dude getting married…cancel the wedding and get out…”

The party of guys clap in approval as Jordan shakes his head in agreement.

Jordan: “Cuz havin a wife…she’ll nag you…she’ll become your account…your daddy…your mama…your pastor…your accountant…everything!”

Rob screams: “DON’T DO IT MAN!

Jordan looks at Rob and says: “Dude…this is my moment…I gotta preach here…We’re in church!”

Rob: “Sorry man…just got caught up in the moment!”

Jordan: “It’s okay…Now, guy who’s getting married…Have a few drinks with your guys…on Rob…he’ll pay for it…”

Rob: “It’s all good baby, yeah!”

In this moment, Carson spots Jordan and says to himself: “Oh dear god!”

Carson makes his way to the bar where Jordan and Rob are located. Also in the moment, Rob realizes what Jordan said and scratches his head.

Jordan: “But…in the mean time…LETS DRINKS SOME BEERS AND RAPE!!!!

The bachelor party crew erupts into cheers as Jordan pumps his fist hard into the air. Party music again fills the club once again. Jordan starts to dance on top of the bar as Rob slowly climbs off the bar. Rob offers to help Jordan down but Jordan ignores him and goes into a Michael Jackson inspired kick. Jordan starts to moonwalk to the delight of the patrons. As Jordan moonwalks, he veers off to the edge of the bar top and falls off-crashing into the bottles of liquor!!!! The bartenders attend to Jordan as the bouncers also come around to help. Carson hops over the bar as Rob pounds the bar top while laughing. Carson and the bartenders help Jordan to his feet.

Jordan deliriously belts out: “AWWWW…I’VE BEEN SHOT!

Carson: “You haven’t been shot Jordan. My god, you’re drunk.

Jordan tries pointing his finger at Carson and says: “Don’t you dare…say…anything…to…the…wife!”

A bouncer says: “Okay, I think this guy has had enough for the day.”

Carson puts Jordan arm around him and props him up and says: “I second that.”

Carson helps Jordan around the bar. Jordan gathers himself enough to stumble on his own. The camera fades as Jordan, Carson and Rob exit the club. The camera cuts to a scene where they arrive in Carson’s Prius to Rob’s condo complex. Jordan and Rob exit the back seat.

Jordan slams his door and says: “Damnit Carson…I told you I wasn’t gonna…ride in this shit…how did you find me?”

Carson: “Oh well, you guys are here now. I found you because you posted it to Facebook. I’ll call you in a few hours so we can a move on to San Diego.”

Jordan: “FUCK!”

Jordan and Rob make their way to the door of Rob’s condo when the three flight attendants from earlier in the day, were awaiting their arrival. Carson gets wide eyed and goes rushing up to the door.

Carson: “Jordan! C’mon man, you’re married!”

Rob: “Relax man…there’s plenty to go around!”

Carson: “No I won’t relax!”

Jordan: “Don’t worry about it Rob, he’s gay.”

Rob shrugs his shoulders as Carson rolls his eyes. Rob says: “Cool, more for me then!”

Carson yells: “FOR CHRIST’S SAKE I AM NOT GAY!!!!

Jordan: “Well, if you are a dude…then you won’t tell…it’s guy code…you are still a guy, right?”

Carson: “Of course…that’s not that point…you have a wife and ki…”

Before Carson can finish, Jordan slams the door in his face. Carson turns around in disgust and begins to walk to his car. Carson gets into his car and pulls out his phone. The camera fades as Carson contemplates what to do.  

The camera opens up to a shot of a little mom and pop diner in San Diego, California around 11 AM. Jordan and Carson are eating breakfast. Rob is reading his financial reports for the day while drinking a cup of coffee.

Jordan takes a bite of scrambled eggs and says: “Shit Rob, I know you can your breakfast made by a chef and shit, but this is REAL food. There’s nothing like a great breakfast from a greasy diner…”

Rob and Carson laugh.

Jordan continues: “…just like the old days when we drove a Ford Taurus with four dudes crammed into that bitch!”

Rob smirks: “Yeah, but I don’t got to worry about these dirty people making my food either. At least I can eat my food confident my chef didn’t spit or jerk off in my food…or wipe my French toast with his balls!”

Jordan and Carson laugh.

Jordan: “That you know of!”

Rob laughs and says: “If Mario did that, I’d kick his ass! Besides, you'll be puking and shitting your guts out in about 30 minutes.”

Jordan: "That's how you know its good!"

All three laugh. Jordan continues eating as Carson sips his orange juice. During the course of the meal, Carson is texting Vanessa. Their pretty waitress comes with the bill and takes their plates. Rob looks at the waitress-whom has a nice figure and then looks at Jordan with a “she’s fine” look on his face. The waitress walks away with their plates as she smiles at Rob.

Rob: “Damn, I’d love to get some of that. It’s been a while since I banged waitress!”

Carson rolls his eyes as Jordan laughs.

Jordan turns to Carson and says in a low, worried tone: “Listen Carson, I hope you didn’t tell Vanessa about what happened this morning.”

Carson: “I didn’t.”

Jordan: “Because nothing happened.”

Carson sternly says: ‘Of course not.”

Jordan raises his voice a little while saying: “NOTHING happened!”

Carson smartly says: “I know…but, I will say she is my friend first before I’m your assistant.”

Jordan gets annoyed and says: “Just don’t say shit, okay?”

Carson in an annoyed tone: “Sure thing, boss.”

The camera fades out as all three get up and go to pay. The camera fades into a shot of the parking lot of the Aztec Aquaplex. The air is crisp with a nice breeze. The camera picks up on Jordan and Carson walking to the wrestler entrance. Rob is across town “getting to know the waitress”.  

Carson: “Before we head back to Atlanta, you have a few appearances to make in L.A. tomorrow.

Jordan adjusts his sunglasses and says: “Cool.”

Carson: “They’re for pod casts. One is with Bill Simmons and the other is with Adam Carolla.

Jordan nods his head in approval as he adjusts his bag that holds his gear in it.

Jordan: “Damn, I need to move the family out here. It’s gorgeous out today.”

Carson: “Yeah, it’s beautiful.”

As Jordan and Carson continue to walk to the entrance, fans who arrived early yell at Jordan. Jordan gives them a big grin and a nod.

Random fan: “KICK ASS TONIGHT JORDAN!!!

Jordan yells back: “ALWAYS DO!

The fans cheer as Jordan and Carson walk into the arena. Jordan walks to the locker room as Carson walks to the office. Jordan greets a few wrestlers and employees on his way to the locker room. The camera shot fades as Jordan enters the locker room.

The camera fades in to a shot later in the evening to a wide shot of the jam packed Aztec Aquaplex. The opening drum beat to "Miseria Cantare" plays as the lights in the arena go out. A spotlight is shined on the entrance to show smoke engulfs the area. Suddenly Jordan "PS" Williams emerges from the smoke and the crowd erupts into cheers! Jordan stops at the top of the entrance with his head down. Jordan slowly lifts his head up to show his cocky grin and the crowd goes into an uproar. Jordan is in his new gear: black trunks, black kick pad boots and black knee pads. Under the knee pads, Jordan has both knees taped (think Triple H). Jordan has his white wrist tape and white tape on his fingers and thumbs. On the back of his trunks, written in lime green is 2G4U (his catch phrase “TOO GOOD FOR YA”)The spotlight follows as Jordan walks down the aisle pumped up. Jordan slaps fives with the fans. Over zealous fans try to pull him into the crowd! Security breaks it up as Jordan has a big smile on his face. Jordan continues to slap fives with the fans until he climbs onto the apron. Jordan hops into the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle. The fans are cheering and chanting "TOO GOOD FOR YA! TOO GOOD FOR YA!" as Jordan takes in the scene and then does his double guns pose (ala Jeff Hardy) before hopping down to the canvas. Jordan is handed a microphone by the ring announcer. Jordan surveys the arena as the cheers reach ear drum bursting decibel level. The fans are chanting “WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!” Jordan looks to become over come with emotion. Jordan bows and mouths thank you, but the cheers are so deafening. Jordan brings the microphone up to his mouth to speak, but the cheers won’t die down. Jordan shakes his head in disbelief at the reception he’s getting. Jordan tries to speak one more time but the cheers continue. Jordan does the “I’m not worthy” gesture to the fans as the cheers continue to grow louder. Jordan walks around the ring and soaks in the cheers. Cheers die down just a bit as Jordan puts the mic up to his mouth to speak.

Jordan humbly says: “I literally have goosebumps now…wow!”

The fans erupt into cheers!

Jordan: “Seriously, this is great!”

The fans cheer loudly.

Jordan in a humbled tone: “You guys never cease to amaze me. You show me love no matter what. I’ll take this moment to the grave, real talk!”

The fans cheer once more and chant: “THANK YOU JORDAN! THANK YOU JORDAN!

Jordan switches into his brash, cocky persona and says in his boisterous tone: “Now that we got that shit out the way! Tonight is the night! A HUGE six man tag team match! On one side we have Kain, Casey Williams and Nick Jones…”

The fans boo loudly.”

Jordan continues: “I don’t know much about you Kain…Casey, I hope you’re not my son…Nick, you’re like me if I was white and if I sucked!”

The crowd burst into laughter and cheers as Jordan nods his head.

Jordan: “Then on the other side, there’s my fellow Texan, Wyatt Peterson!”

The crowd cheers!

Jordan: “A lot of people don’t know this, but I was born and lived in Texas the first twelve years of my life. Hook Em!”

Jordan throws up the Hook Em Horns for the University of Texas college.

Jordan: “Then…there’s the man who reached out to me and is responsible for bringing me back, Spike Staggs!”

The fans clap and cheer!

Jordan: “Now people wanna know my reasons for doing what I did. I’ll let Spike explain that. Other reason why I’m here is to bring this place to the next level! No one in SCW has ever got in the ring with someone like me! The living legend is back and tonight my opponents are going to find out first hand. Ever since this matched was signed, I’m sure you boys have asked Hot Stuff all about me, trying to get the inside track on me…seeing how I trained Hot Stuff. But see the thing is, while I did train Hot Stuff and we teamed for a long time, he doesn’t know all the tricks of trade. See I taught him everything he knows, not everything I know! So don’t bother asking Hot Stuff for advice. The funny thing is, I’m glad my first back is a six man, because that’s three people’s ass I can whoop!”

The fans erupt into cheers.

Jordan: “I hope you guys studied my matches on tape…or DVD…or i-Pad…or tablet…or Smart Phone…YouTube…Facebook…or Twitter! But let me tell you, ain’t nothing like being there in person, to face the man…the myth…the legend himself, Jordan “PS” Williams!”

The fans start chanting “JORDAN! JORDAN! JORDAN!

Jordan waits for the chant to die and says: “You’re gonna find out I’m no washed up legend. This isn’t some comeback that ends in a tragedy. Tonight, I continue adding to my legend…writing the next chapter in my book that will be read until the end of time! Kain, Williams, Jones…welcome to MY WORLD! We walk out the winners tonight, why? Cuz I’m TOO GOOD…”

Jordan drops the mic as the crowd finishes off the catch phrase: “FOR YA!” “Miseria Cantare” blares in the back as Jordan flashes his cocky grin to the camera. The fans erupt into cheers as Jordan starts applauding and thanking the fans. Jordan climbs out the ring and runs around the ring slapping high fives with the fans. The camera fades as Jordan walks up the aisle doing the double guns pose.

(OOC: Please don't get offended about the gay comments in this RP. It wasn't gay bashing. Just friendly ball busting humor/suggesting he come out as being gay, even though the character in question isn't gay. Thanks)


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Climax Control Archives / Back and better than ever
« on: December 31, 2011, 09:49:45 PM »
 

The camera opens up to a shot of the early morning sky with the sounds of birds chirping in the back ground and the a low wind kicking in as the sun slowly rises for the day. A soft, humbled voice is heard as the camera stays on the sun rising

“The site of the sun rising can have so many means…the start of new beginnings, new life…or just simply the start of the day. I see it as all those things; especially now. A long time ago, my career ended in a match against Chris Jericho for the GCW World Heavyweight Title. A lot of questions were asked, ‘Jordan, why did you agree to a match in which you put your career on the line against Jericho?’ Hey I do things on the fly…I go with the flow. I make decisions based on emotions. Some say it’s a stupid thing to think with your heart and not your head. Hindsight being 20/20 that was a dumb decision. Hey I’m not a perfect person, but I was so confident in beating him, but I fell short. So I felt if I couldn’t beat him, I don’t need to wrestle anymore. Not just that the flame inside me burned out. I just didn’t want it. If I would’ve won the match, then great, I would’ve kept going on. When I lost that match, I felt as though a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. In the time I been out of wrestling, I’ve raised my four kids, I kept my school opened and trained young kids trying to make it in the business and I’ll be damned if some of them didn’t go on to make something of themselves. I’ve made a few appearances in Japan with my last great student, Power Matsuzaka and watched him become the best young heavyweight to ever hit Japan. I closed the school a couple of years ago and ever since then something has been missing in my life. I felt empty. Some wonder why I came back…there will be more on that later, but let’s just say I have some unfinished business. I look at this part of my career as a new beginning, new life…or simply the start of a new day in my life in wrestling again…”

The camera fades to black as the sun is shining bright in the morning sky.

The camera opens up to a shot inside of Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta, Georgia. The camera pans around a busy bar until it picks up on a shot of Jordan “PS” Williams sitting in at a the bar having a glass of Moscato and reading on his i-Pad. Jordan is dressed a black suit with a light silver tie and white pocket square. Jordan is startled as his phone ring vibrates loudly on the stylish bar top. Jordan looks up with  an embarrassing look on his face.

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Rob: “Not a whole lot man…Just landed at Laguardia…Just came back from a meeting in London.”

Jordan: “Cool man…I’m headed to Las Vegas.”

Rob:” Vegas? What are doing in Vegas? Gambling again?”

Jordan: “You know it, but I got a show to do.”

Rob: “Show? Like a autograph signing or something? I hate those. Some of those fans are scary.”

Jordan laughs and says: “Yeah no, I’m booked to wrestle.”

An astounded Rob: “Booked to wrestle? What the hell? You haven’t wrestled in ages!”

Jordan: “Yeah I know…I dunno, kinda got roped back into it…you know how it is.”

Rob: “You’re not doing this for money right? I mean you’re my best friend in the whole world man, we go way back you know…I got plenty of money to help you out.”

Jordan takes a sip of wine, smiles and says: “While I don’t have the money you have Mr. Billionaire Play Boy, I’ve got plenty money too bro. I’m doing it because I got bit by the bug. You know how it is. You’ve come back here and there when you’re not trading stocks and giving financial advise to the world’s leaders.”

Rob: “Hey man, I told you to get into some of the action too now. We both could be billionaires.”

Jordan: “Rob, if it wasn’t for all the chicks I was banging in college, I never would have passed any math classes period.”

Rob laughs and says: “That’s true. I remember that…when is the show?”

Jordan: “Tomorrow.”

Rob: “Listen man, I gotta be in Tokyo the next day, I got an condo in Vegas…”

Jordan cuts him off and says: “I thought you sold it?”

Rob: “Nope I had another one that I sold, who needs to two condos in Vegas?”

Jordan: “You did for all the chicks you bang. How many girlfriends do you have?”

Rob: “In Vegas, just two…”

Jordan cuts him off again with a laugh: “Just in Vegas huh.”

Rob: “Jordan, you use to be the same way…bro.”

Jordan: “That was before I became a happily married man…well and after I got caught cheating but that’s not the point!”

Rob: “I’m not hating brother! Oh well, how’s Vanessa and the kids?”

Jordan: “They’re doing great man. They drive me crazy sometimes but I love them.”

Rob: “Beautiful…listen, I’m not missing the return of Jordan ’Purely Sexy’ Williams to the ring… I’ll be there to pick you in a couple of hours.”

Jordan: “Rob, my flight will leave before you get here.”

Rob: “Please Jordan…I can’t let you sit there and be hacked up on by those nasty people and have horrible food…I got three hot ass flight attendants and a chef to make you a great steak…I got some great wine I picked up while I was in Italy…it’ll be great.”

Jordan looks at his platinum watch and says: “Alright man, but you owe them a lot money for this first class ticket they bought me!”

Rob: “I wipe my ass with that kind of money, Jordan!”

Jordan laughs as he takes a sip of wine.

Rob: “Listen meet, I’ll text you the info of a private airfield I’ll meet you at and then we’re off to Vegas, baby!”

Jordan: “Alright, see ya soon.”

Rob: “See ya.”

Jordan hangs up the phone and finishes off his wine in one big gulp. Jordan pulls out his money and leaves the amount he owes on the bar and leaves. Jordan gathers his bags and begins to leave. As Jordan makes his way out of the airport, Jordan poses for a few pictures and signs a few autographs as the camera fades out.

The camera fades into a shot of Jordan walking through the private airfield followed by an employee carrying his bags. They make their way through and out to Rob‘s private plane. Rob is waiting for Jordan at the foot of the plane smoking a cigar.

Rob yells: “There he is!!! Let’s get wasted brother!”

Jordan smiles and yells back: “You read my mind!”

Rob greets Jordan with a handshake and puts his arm around Jordan as they walk to the steps to the plane. Rob offers Jordan a cigar from his breast pocket and Jordan happily accepts. Both men make their way into the plane. As Jordan walks into the plane he stops suddenly in his tracks. Rob slaps Jordan on the shoulders with a big grin on his face as Jordan stares at the three scantily clad-big breasted-flight attendants.

Jordan turns to Rob and says: “God damn Rob…are they porn actresses or they flight attendants?”

Rob, still with the big grin says: “Uh….they’re a little bit of both…I’m doing god’s work brother!”

Jordan snickers and says: “God’s work huh?”

Rob: “Yeah, hey I pay them a good wage…they get through college…”

Jordan cuts Rob off and says: “…makes sure you bust a few nuts…”

Rob raises his eyebrows and says: “it’s a symbiotic relationship, what can I say?”

Jordan laughs and playfully elbows Rob in the ribs and both men sit down in their seats. Jordan puts the cigar in his mouth as one of the flight attendants promptly lights the cigar.

Rob takes off his suit jacket and says: “Life’s beautiful man.”

Jordan takes a puff of his cigar and says: “You got that right…where’s the steaks and shit? I’m fuckin’ starving over here.”

Rob takes a puff of his cigar and says: “Mario is in the back prepping right now. His steaks are to die for man.”

Rob turns to an attendant and says: “Please get Mr. Jordan a drink.”

Jordan looks up at the attendant and says: “I’ll take some Patron please.”

The flight attendant smiles and winks at Jordan says: “Anything for you.”

Jordan watches her as she walks away to the bar. Jordan takes a puff off his cigar and says: “God damn Rob…”

Rob cuts Jordan off and says: “ I know dude…that’s why I say life’s beautiful.”

Jordan with the cigar hanging off his lip turns to Rob and says: “Indeed.”

Jordan leans forward and takes off his suit jacket as the other flight attendant promptly takes it from him with a smile. Jordan buckles up his seat belt as does Rob. Jordan checks his phone.

Jordan: “Shit Rob, when we land, we gotta head straight to the arena I’m late for a promo I was suppose to do for the match.”

The flight attendant delivers Rob and Jordan their respective drinks. Rob takes a drink and loosens his tie.

Rob: “Not a problem man. I got the limousine waiting on us as we speak to take us anywhere we want to go. I know you’re a gambler…”

Jordan cuts Rob off and playfully says: “DEGENERATE gambler…get it straight!”

Both men laugh and Rob says: “My apologies. I can rent out a casino and we can gamble all night long with pretty women, great drinks…it’ll be perfect.”

Jordan: “You can’t rent out a casino man!”

Rob: “Jordan…I know all the casino owners, my company handles their finances, plus I’m worth 3.2 billion dollars that the government knows about- I can shut that whole town if I wanted.”

Jordan laughs, shakes his head and takes a drink. The camera fades as both men continue talking. The camera fades into a shot of Jordan emerging from the limo at the arena in Las Vegas. Rob yells at Jordan from the limo.

Rob: “Let me know when you’re done and we can fuck this town up!!!”

Jordan: “No doubt. Thanks!”

Jordan walks off as the limo driver closes the driver. Jordan enters the arena and heads straight to the promo area. SCW Interviewer Pussy Willow is awaiting Jordan. They go over a few things and then begin the interview.

Pussy: “Jordan, after seven long years, welcome back to pro wrestling…welcome to SCW!”

Jordan smirks and says: “Pussy! What a great name by the way…”

Pussy laughs.

Jordan continues”…I’m sure I’m not the first to say that…”

Pussy nods in agreement.

Jordan continues in a boisterous tone: “Damn, it’s great to be back! Seven years is a long time! A lot of people are wondering…speculating, contemplating…they all wanna know why I suddenly show up out the blue!? They wanna know where I’ve been all this time. The former will be answered in due time…I know you’re all dying to know…especially you Hot Stuff! Why did I show up and take out my best friend!?…My tag team partner. I still say to this day, Hot ‘n’ Sexy is the greatest tag team ever in the history of pro wrestling! But that will be answered at a later date. Where have I been you ask? Well I been training my students at my school, until I shut it down a couple years ago. I’ve been doing a little acting and a little this and a little that. The man, the myth, the legend, Jordan “PS” Williams is back baby!”

Pussy: “You returned at the December 2 Dismember and it seems like you’re obviously aligned with Spike Staggs. Tonight you, Spike and Wyatt Peterson team up against Nick Jones, Kain and Casey Williams…

Jordan cuts off Pussy and says in a puzzled tone: “No relation, by the way…I think.”

Jordan and Pussy share a laugh as Pussy continues: “…In a six man tag team match, what can we expect from you in your first match back?”

Jordan: “What can you expect!? Only what you use to see from me. Which is the best wrestler of all time, kicking some ass like I use to. I might be a little rusty at first, but let me tell you something Jones, Kain and Williams…After a seven year lay off and on your BEST day, you’re still NOT better than me…you understand what I’m saying? I’m the best of the best baby…You three will find out first out first hand, why I am the best…and why I am here to dominate! See, history is littered with people who have gotten their asses whooped by me. Tonight although there has been a long lay off, I'm going to show you why three what everyone has said about me. My reputation proceeds me...with good reason. People look at my team and say, whoa, that's an unorthodox team. Great! All three of us can do it all. And hey, it doesn't hurt that the greatest of all time is on this team. To quote Nick Jones, it ain't braggin mutha fucka if you can back it up. Tonight you will see greatness in person Jones! See you parade around here, doing your best Jordan Williams impersonation, I'm gonna show you how it's done. Kain and Williams, you just don't know what you signed up for! Look out boys you're in for a long...long...long f'n night. Why? Cuz I’m too good for ya! HA!”

Jordan does his double guns pose (ala Jeff Hardy) as the camera fades out.


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