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Climax Control Archives / Saving the Best for Last
« on: December 15, 2017, 05:00:20 PM »
 
A few weeks ago...


The luxurious home of SCW Hall of Famer, Nick Jones.  Inside to the living room, where Jones is sprawled out across his leather couch, watching television.  A buzzing sound is heard, Nick pulls out his cell phone.  Nick is reading the name of the incoming caller, which is all too familiar:  Christian Underwood.  Nick's eyebrow raises, before letting out a sigh and clicking the "Decline".  Just a few moments later, the doorbell rings.  Nick is unphased, and continues to flip through the channels, ignoring the doorbell.  A few moments later, the bell rings again and Nick quickly looks annoyed.  He mutes the television and loudly calls out.

Nick: Hey Tony, get that!

With no response coming of any kind, a few more moments pass before the bell rings again, causing the look Nick's face, and tone of his voice, to become that much more irritated.

Nick: Damnit.  B!  Will you get the damn door!?!

Again no response, as an even more quick follow-up ring comes after it.  Nick tries to calm himself as he calls out once more.

Nick: Dee, babe, you got that?

Immediately after another lack of response, the doorbell now goes into a mode of constant ringing, again and again and again.  The momentarily self-calmed Nick comes to a quick end as jumps up off the couch.

Nick: Damn it!  Where the hell is everyone?!?

Nick angrily stomps towards the front door of the home, in the process stubbing his toe and making him even more furious.

Nick: Son of a....

Nick continues to hop along, eventually reaching the door, and pulls it open with an overly-physical tug, angrily spouting out before he even sees who is at the door.

Nick: What the hell do you want?!?

As the door finishes opening, Christian Underwood stands there with a giant smirk on his face.  Christian quickly looks Nick up and down, and seeing Nick still hopping on one foot after his prior toe-stubbing, quickly responds with a sarcastic tone.

Christian: Faking an injury already?

Nick quickly stands up straight and gets serious, but with less anger, as he glares at Christian.

Nick: What are you doing here?

Christian: Welllll... I have been trying to talk to you, but strangely enough every single call I made has gone straight to voicemail.  So I figured I better check in and make sure everything is going alright.  Something funny going on with your phone?

The tone in Christian's voice makes it clear that he knows full well what Nick has been doing, but Nick plays it off, making a point to respond very matter-of-factly.

Nick: Odd.  You know how it is with tech these days... always acting up.

Christian: I guess so.  I've even left you voicemails, you had to have gotten at least a few of those, right?

Nick: Nope, not a single one.

With Nick's phone still in his hand, it vibrates as the notification comes up "New Voicemail from Christian Underwood:  8 Total".  Nick's eyes goes wide as he sees this, and quickly tucks his phone away, but looks back to Christian who is glaring at Nick, having very clearly seen his phone.

Nick: Weird, must be an issue with the service.  I'll definitely have to talk to those folks about that.  Unbelievable, right?  Well thanks for letting me know.  Bye!

Nick goes to close the door, but Christian has none of it as he puts his hand up to stop the door, and lets himself in, walking down the hall, and plops down on the couch.  Nick slams the door shut, follows Christian over and stares down at him.

Nick: So... is there something I can do for you?

Christian: Well, as I'm sure you are already well aware, SCW is coming up on it's 200th episode of Climax Control.

Nick: Nope, hadn't heard a thing.  Good luck with that.

Christian raises an eyebrow towards Nick, clearly not believing what he has to say.

Christian: Anyway... the plan is to bring back a numerous of SCW's best, and well...

Nick: Listen, let me stop you right there.  I appreciate that you guys can hardly live without me, but I'm long since retired now.  Those days are over.  You can't expect this out of a guy like me.

Christian: Oh really?  Well this didn't seem to be a problem for some other old friends, such as Jordan Williams and Tom Dudely.

Nick tries to play it off, as he shrugs and shoulders and shakes his head.

Nick: Who???

Christian refuses to even respond, simply staring at Nick with a glare in silence.  After a few moments, Nick finally concedes.

Nick: Fine!  I know them!  But that's not really the point.  Hell, those guys probably NEED to get back in the spotlight, just to make their little lives have some meaning.  I've got enough big things going on in my life without SCW.

Christian pauses before responding, taking a look back and forth around the large, yet rather empty, house.

Christian: Yeah, I certainly got that impression.

An angry look returns to Nick's face, as Christian continues.

Christian: Listen, I'm not going to sit here and trying to talk you into doing this full time again.  It's just one appearance.  Catch up with some old friends, fans, and bring it back to just like it was for you in the old days.

Nick: Yeah, yeah.  Sounds like a great story and all, but it's just more of SCW trying to make some money off of the name of Nick Jones.  Fine, I'll do some stupid little appearance to make everyone freak out, sign some autographs that you'll charge people out the ass for, and then go on my very way.  Just a glimpse of me will have you guys rolling in more cash than you know what to do with.

Christian: Well we wouldn't want to tire you out too much, are you sure that pen wouldn't be asking a bit too much of you?  It can be tough you know.  Maybe we can just roll you out onto the stage in a wheelchair, you wave, and we send you back to the home... um, I mean your home... here.

Nick's face starts to turn red, as Christian continues to get further under his skin.

Nick: Listen bud, I told you once and I'll say it again.  I'm retired, alright?  I don't need this crap from you or anyone else.

Christian: Oh, I know.  I'm sure you could hold your own.  But we all know what it's like when you're not in the routine anymore.  Trust me, I've been there.

Nick: If I WANTED to step back into that ring, I could do it this second without blinking an eye.

Christian: Oh, of course, and I'm sure you'd do fine, but I get that it's tough to admit being "fine" when surrounded by the rest of this talent.

Nick: Listen up, if I step into that ring, there's absolutely none of those chumps, whether it be past, present, or future who could do a DAMN THING to stop me!  I doesn't matter how long I've been gone, I'm still better than all of those clowns COMBINED!  You got that?  It would be a mere dream for them to think they could ever match up with me.

Christian: Great to see you're as cocky as ever.

A smirk appears across Nick's face.

Nick: Not cocky, just the best.

Christian rolls his eyes as he hears Nick's old catchphrase, then gets up without a word and walks up to Nick and pats him on the back.

Christian: Well you've convinced me, you really do still have what it takes.  I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

Nick: Damn right.  You should know better by now.

Christian simply turns and walks out towards the front door.  He opens the door and steps out, sticking his head back in for one last moment with a big smile on his face as he calls back out.

Christian: See you in Vegas for your match!

Nick: Yeah, yeah... see you there.

With that, the door quickly slams shut, and just a moment later, Nick suddenly realizes what he just agreed to.  He quickly looks back to the door, seeing it closed and Christian gone.

Nick: Wait a damn second!

Nick goes sprinting to the front door, flinging it open and going running out as the scene fades.

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Later that day, Nick is in his home with more company, as sitting around the kitchen table as his now wife Diana, and the Entourage:  Big B, Tony, Jimmy, and Max.

Nick: So let me start by asking... where the hell were all of you earlier?

There is a look of confusion on the groups faces, not understanding where this is coming from, but he waves them off and continues.

Nick: Never mind.  Anyway, I've got some news for you guys.

Nick hesitates for a moment, taking a bit of a deep breath as the group looks at him intently.

Nick: I'm going to make a return to SCW for...

Before Nick can even finish his sentence, Diana quickly snaps back.

Diana: You're what?!?  You have got to be kidding me!

Nick: Listen babe, you don't understand.

Diana: Did you even think about maybe discussing it with me first?!?

Nick: Will you just give me a damn second to explain?!?

As this exchange quickly becomes heated, Tony leans in towards Jimmy, seated beside him, as he mumbles to him.

Tony:Yous know dis ain't gonna go well.  Nick ain't got no say no more eva' since he got tied down.

Jimmy chuckles, but Tony was too loud, as Nick turns his attention to then, who stop their laughter.  Before Nick can get a word out, Diana holds her hand up, stopping him.  This draws more chuckles, but that comes to an end as Diana glares towards them.

Diana: Laugh it up, but why don't you just remember that ever since this did happen...

Diana holds up her hand, pointing to the ring on her finger.

Diana: ... that means you idiots now work for me, too!

Diana stops for a moment as they think it over, all looking a bit timid.

Diana: Or, of course, if you prefer, I could make it that you used to work for us.

The group looks even a bit more worried now, as Nick cannot help but laugh at the situation.

Nick: And let me tell you all right now, this time, I'd be more than happy to concede to her.

Diana looks a bit more pleased with that comment from Nick, but it lasts for only a moment as she turns back to him.

Diana: Now as for you...

Nick holds his hand up, motioning for Diana to calm down a bit as he continues.

Nick: Ease up little lady... it's only for one night and you none of guys even have to go with me.

The expression on Diana's face quickly changes, with the anger completely disappearing.

Diana: Oh.

With that, Diana quickly sits back down.  Before Nick can say anymore, Big B is seen with his arm raised high in the air, excitedly waving his hand.

Nick: What is it?

Big B: Can I pleeeeeeeease go cuz?

Nick: Why?

Big B: Because it would be fun!  I can see people and talk to them and catch up and play games and watch the matches and...

Nick: Ok, ok, I get it.  Yes, you can come.  Just calm down.

B puts all his effort into containing his excitement, as others begin to chime in.

Tony:  'Ey, if yous gonna let do big kid go, den you's gots to be lettin' me go too.  I ain't gonna sit dere and let you get jumped by a bunch of dem spineless nobodies cuz dey know dey can't take ya in da ring.

Nick: Sure, fine, whatever.

Jimmy: Nicky, baby, if this is the way it's all gonna go, then you know how this works, right?  Money, baby!

Nick: You know, wherever I go, money always follows.

Jimmy: You're right Nicky, and you know where I go with you, we make even more of it, baby!

Nick seems rather surprised by the ongoing rounds of excitement from the Entourage, and he nods his heads.

Nick: If you really want to join in too, why the hell not?

Jimmy: Of course when I'm making you all that money, we need someone here to um... "creatively" account it.

Jimmy looks over towards the unsurprisingly silent one of the group, Max.  Max lets out a deep sigh of exasperation before speaking.

Max: Fine.  If you really need me there, I suppose I can make the trip.  But please, keep all of those big crazy lunatics away from me!

Max suddenly hits a high anxiety as he becomes paranoid about how they interpreted it, looking over to Big B and Tony.

Max: Oh gawd, I didn't mean you two.  I'm so sorry!

Tony seems annoyed by the comments from Max, while B is as oblivious as ever, smiling and nodding in response to Max.

Nick: Alright, alright.  So does that mean EVERYONE is going?

Nick has a smirk appear, and looks back to Diana, who can't help but chuckle as she shakes her head.

Diana: If I must.  It's not like I trust all of you idiots together without me.  At the very least, I'd really prefer if you didn't all gamble a small fortune of ours away... again.

Diana looks around at all of the men seated around him, each of whom can't help but smile and innocently shrug.

Nick: Well there you have it, like like the good old days, we'll all be making it out to Vegas.

At that moment, another voice is heard calling out from off-screen, which sounds as though a bit intoxicated.

Voice: Ye... yeah!  All...

A hiccup interrupts for a moment.

Voice: All of us!  Like the good... the... yeah!

Everyone turns their heads together, to see full-time drunk, Matt Grove.  Matt has a beer in hand as he stumbles forward, nearly falling over before catching himself on the back of the couch, spilling beer all over it and them.

Nick: What the... how the hell did you even get in here.. AGAIN?!?

Matt: Ah Rick, you were always the fun... funny one!  Just like old times, right?

Nick: It's Nick you drunken idiot!  What do you want?

Matt: We're gonna SCW it up man! Woooooooooo!

Nick: No, WE are going. I don't know, nor care, what you are doing.

Matt: Ah! Always the ball butter... bummer... buffer?

Nick: BUSTER!

Matt: Right... that.  Come on though man, I gotta go see my old cousin Shane.  It's been too damn long.

Nick: Don't you see each other all the damn time?

Matt: I... I don't think so.  I mean, I can't even remember the last time we saw each other.

Tony: Ain't dat just cuz you ain't 'member nuttin'?

Matt laughs in response to Tony's accusation, before simply nodding his head.

Matt: You... you may be onto something there, Tory!

Tony: I's Tony, stoopit!

To interrupt, Nick shoves his phone into Matt's face, showing Matt's own Instagram, which features a picture of Matt and his cousin Shane Boswell, both quite intoxicated.

Nick: This is a selfie of you two... from last night!  Dumb ass.

Matt squints his eyes as he leans in to take a closer look.  After a few moments, he bursts into laughter.

Matt: Oh yeah!  I remember that!  Sort of.

Nick: Will you just get out?

Matt: But it uh... it's cool if I grab a beer on my way out, right?

Nick: Fine, take what you want and go already.

Matt makes a bee-line to the kitchen, and after a few moments, comes walking back with his arms filled with many beer bottles he can barely control.  He stumbles along toward the door.

Matt: Th... thanks again guys.  See ya soon!

Nick shakes his head in disgust, but opts to not even respond to it, turning his attention back to the group before him.

Nick: Alright, if we're going to make this happen, we have to make this happen right.  Let's get planning.

Before anyone can respond, there is a loud crashing of breaking glass.

Matt: Um... sorry!

The look of fury quickly returns to Nick's face, as the rest of the group just look disgusted by the situation as it once again fades.

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One week ago...


Nick is on the couch, staring at his phone checking SCWrestling.net, with the lineup for Climax Control 200 having been announced.  Nick looks over the champions and roster.

Nick: I have no clue who these people are.

Nick continues as he mumbles the next line to himself

Nick: Ah crap, I'm getting old.

Nick realizes what he said and looks around, relieved to see no one heard.  Nick continues to the card.

Nick: Alright, this seems a bit more like it.

Nick goes to match, filled with familiar names.  As he reads through the opponents, his expression changes at the last name.

Nick: Oh boy.

Entourage members Tony and Jimmy have walked in the room, just in time to having heard Nick's comment.

Jimmy: Nicky, baby, what's wrong?

Nick: I just took a look at my booking and well, it's... interesting.

Tony: Just a bunch a nobodies you's already beaten before.  Ain't I right or what?  Dere ain't nuttin' to be worried 'bout.

Nick: Well... it's not so much worried, but... one of my opponents is Despayre.

Tony bursts into hysterical laughter at this remark, while Jimmy seems rather shocked by this news, responding rather loudly.

Jimmy: Seriously?  Despayre?!?

Nick: Will you two shut the hell up?  If B hears you idiots he's going to lose his damn mind.  THAT is what I'm worried about here.

Jimmy quickly quiets down, as Tony holds his laughter back a bit, but clearly can't completely stop as he continues to chuckle while trying to hold it in.

Nick: Oh yeah, laugh it up Tony... because you've got the greatest track record against the kid.

Tony's expression quickly changes, as he does not appreciate the reminder of his pasts encounters with Despayre.

Jimmy: So that's the concern, Nicky?  You don't want B freakin' out?

Nick: Well, yeah.  I mean... mostly.

Both Tony and Jimmy seem to be a bit surprised by Nick's reaction.

Nick: I mean, the little nut was starting to grow on me after a while.

The two look surprised to hear what Nick has to say, but Nick once seeing their expression, he quickly shakes it off as he expression becomes much more serious.

Nick: But that doens't mean a damn thing, I'll gladly slap him around a bit if we even spend a moment in that ring together.

Tony: A'ight, but what you's gonna do when B finds out 'bout dis, huh?

Nick: What do I pay you idiots for?

Tony: Yeah, but you's know how quickly things can change wit' da big lug.  He can be da nicest guy, but when you set him off, woo boy, he's gonna lose dat real friggin' quick.

Nick: I don't know, just distract him with something shiny, this should not be that difficult!  Figure it out!!!

With that, Nick gets up and storms off, leaving Tony and Jimmy alone, as they look to each other and shrug, clearly not quite sure what to do as the scene fades.

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Tonight...


Backstage at the Gold Coast Casino, in walk Nick, Diana, and Entourage.  The one who stands out the most is none other than Big B, who is hopping around, with a giant smile across his face.

Big B: We're here!  We're here!  We're here!  WE'RE HEEEEEEEEERRREE!!!

Nick: Jeez, calm down.  Somethings going to pop in that little brain of yours if you keep this up.

Big B: But it's just soooooo great cuz!

Nick: I know, I know.  Just take it easy, alright?

B takes a deep breath in an attempt to calm his nerves.

Big B: Ok, ok.  Can we at least see the card now?  I can't believe we haven't been able to see the card.  I want to see the card!

Nick and the group all exchange awkward glances, clearly keeping B in the dark.  They all say nothing, but B points toward a posted copy of the night's card.

Big B: Oh look, there it is!

Nick: No, that's not it.  That's, um... a menu.  Yeah, the card is uh... this way.  Yeah, in our locker room.

B seems confused, but opts to questionably trust his cousin.  As he Nick guides B towards the locker room area, they duck into a room.  Nick pushes B onto a couch, and motions towards the Entourage, as they close and lock the door.

Big B: But where's the card?  I thought you said they had it in here.

Nick: Oh, I can um... tell it to you.

Big B: But didn't you see you didn't know it yet either?

Nick: Right... I did say that.  Well... they just told it to me.

Big B: When?

Nick: Just now.  You must have missed it.

Big B: But we have been together the whole time.

Nick: Yeah, well... um... didn't you get distracted by something shiny?'

Big B seems to be suspicious of Nick for a moment, but a smile appears as he nods along.

Big B: Oh yeah!

Nick seems relieved.

Nick: So the first match of the night is...

Big B: No, no... I just want to know about YOUR match!

Nick: Oh, right.

Nick is displeased that his attempt to distract B came to an abrupt end.

Nick: Well my teammates are...

Big B: Nah, forget them!  Who are your opponents?

Nick: Well let's see, there's um... Tom Dudely.

As Nick motions towards the rest of the group, having them join the conversation.

Diana: Wow, it's been a while since I heard that name.

Nick: Seriously, right?  Old memories.

Tony: Yeah, and do new ones gonna be yous whoopin' him in da ring.  Am I right, or what?

Nick: Of course you're right, but isn't he someone we want to keep discussing for a while?  You know, given his long, illustrious career and his return to the ring?

Max: Well I hear he has very well kept finances.

Everyone else gives Max a look of confusion, as he immediately looks down at the floor.

Max: Sorry.

Big B: Enough about him.  Who else?!?

Nick: Well, um next... there is Jordan Williams.

Jimmy: I remember that guy.  Wasn't he Hot Stuff's best buddy?

Nick: Excuse me?

Tony: Yeah, dose two have ta be da oldest friends who ever actually made it through wrestling.  I ain't never seen two put up wit' dat much of each other, ya know?

Nick: Wait a damn minute...

Diana: Credit where it's due, he was an all-time great.  Him and Mark really made each other what they are.

Nick: Hold on...

Max: And very fiscally responsible!

Everyone gives Max an odd look once more, but he chimes in with one last thought.

Max: Which is an important lesson he taught to Mark from what I'm told.

Nick: Alright... ENOUGH!

Big B: Yeah, those two were like the best pair of bestest best friends ever!

Nick: You know what?  Enough about Jordan!  I don't want to talk about that washed-up old has-been anymore, alright?!?

They look at Nick in shock, as put a quick end to the first successful attempt to distract B.  Nick's realizes it, but just a moment too late.

Big B: Ok, who else?

Nick: Well, um... there was that Bo Dreamwolf guy.

Big B: Oh yeah, he was FUNNY.

Nick: Funny?  I don't think he was funny.

Diana: Well he did manage to pull a few pranks, from time to time.

Nick: I don't remember that.

Tony: How you ain't rememba'?  He totally did dat to you, boss.

Jimmy: Yeah, Nicky, baby... don't you remember that one time where he...

Nick: Enough!!!  Yes, we wrestled each other, yes there were some, um... "incidents".  But do we really need to be harping on the past here?

Max: Isn't that the whole point of this episode of Climax Control?

Nick: Oh, NOW you suddenly have some sort of thoughts to contribute here?

Max: It was just a question.

Diana: And while I've never said this before, Max does have a good point.

Tony: Yeah, deys an't wrong, boss.

Jimmy: It's where the money is at tonight.

Nick: Fine, but that doesn't mean it's all we have to talk about sitting in this room, now is it?

Big B: Yeah, Nick is right!

Nick is pleased with his cousin having his back, but that fades as B continues.

Big B: We should talk about something else.  Like the next opponent!

Nick: Oh, right.  Well, the next one is, uh...

Obviously avoiding bringing up the last name they are keeping from Big B, Nick lets out a rather loud grunt of disgust before saying the name he is least pleased with.

Nick: ... Spike Staggs.

Diana: Not a fan?

Nick: You could say that.

Didn't you's guys used to be on like a team togetha' or sumtin'?

Nick: That's what they say.  Although let's just say, we didn't exactly always see eye to eye.

Jimmy: Then why were you even teammates to begin with?

Nick: For some odd reason, Mark was infatuated with the guy.  Why, I will never know or understand.  So basically, I had to grin and bare it while he road the coattails.

Big B: Oh come on, cuz.  I remember Spike, he wasn't that bad!

Nick: Easy for you to say.  You didn't have to deal with the endless jealously of him desperately wanting to be me.

Max: Wasn't he the one who beat you to end your second SCW Heavyweight Championship reign?

Nick turns to Max, giving him an angry stare, while everyone else all in complete shock.

Max: What???  I remember Nick didn't receive the winner's bonus that night, nor the championship payout.

Max's logical explanation does nothing to change the expressions on faces.

Max: I suppose I'll be quiet now.

Nick: Yeah, you do that!

Max slinks back as Nick turns back to the group.

Nick: Besides, let's not forget which one of us is an SCW Hall of Famer.

Diana: Um, babe... pretty sure he is, too.

Nick: Well... fine.  But do you remember which one was in the INAUGURAL class?

Tony: He did dat too boss.

Nick: Just... just... shut up.  I don't care if it's that little wannabe Spike, stupid prankster Bo, old man Dudely, or washed up Williams, these clowns are ALL the same, the pathetic remnants of guys who only ever wished they could be as good as me.  They never were then, and they sure as hell aren't now.  I embarrassed all of those idiots back in the old days, and after tonight, they'll never want to show their faces again.  Do you all freakin' understand that?!?  Let's not forget, these chumps all hand to spend years and years of their lives, painfully long careers, to come up with a resume that still comes short of mine.  I show up after years of them grasping for straws, and like that...

Nick snaps his fingers.

Nick: I'm soaring past anything and everything they've ever dreamed of.  Those idiots made it their lives from the days when they were still floating around in daddy's sack, while I only came to this business because of one misguided wager... and guess what?  I still showed I can do it better than anyone.  I've proved it time and time again.  Every damn word of what I'm saying is true.  Regardless of what anyone else around here says, you all just remember, I'm not cocky... I'm the best.

Big B: Wow cuz, that was great!  But, um... who's your last opponent?

Nick turns white as he realizes that he is painted into the corner, with B looking for Nick's last opponent: Despayre.  In one last desperate attempt, Nick responds in a casual manner.

Nick: Well um... that's it.  That's all of them.

Big B: But isn't it a five-on-five match?

Nick: No, you must be mistaken.

Big B: But when I kept asking you about the match, you said you didn't know the card, but told me you knew it was five-on-five.

Nick: I really said that?

Nick cannot believe that he actually painted himself into this corner with his past comments, as he mumbles to himself.

Nick: Damn it.

Nick shakes it off, as he continues on.

Nick: Pretty sure, I said five-on-five.

Big B: Noooooo.  Cuz, I know it was five, cuz I remembered like this... five and five.

B holds up all of the fingers on each hand.  The group cannot help but laugh at the childish mindset of B.  However, Nick sighs, realizing he's running out of excuses.

Nick: Oh, well... I guess you're right.

Big B: Well then tell me... who's the last opponent?

Nick: Well, um... it is, uh... you see it's... uh...

Nick then suddenly looks towards the door and points.

Nick:  I've got it!

The group looks confused, as no sound was heard.

Big B: I didn't hear anything cuz.

Nick ignores this comment, instead calling out towards the door.

Nick: BE RIGHT THERE!

Nick sprints towards the door, open it and darts out into the hallway, quickly slamming the door shut behind him.  With no surprise, the hallway outside of the locker room is empty, as Nick leans back against the door again and lets out a sigh of relief, as the scene fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / Thanksgiving with the Jones'
« on: December 05, 2014, 10:04:23 PM »
 The scene opens up on Thanksgiving Day inside of the Los Angeles, California home of former SCW Champion Nick Jones and his entourage, which of course features one half of the loveable SCW Teag Team Champion Bosom Buddies, Bernard "Big B" Jones.  With the house decorated for the holiday, the familiar group of Nick and his entire entourage are all sitting around, although Big B does not seem to be within the camera view at this time.  The group is in the midst of a conversation as they continue on.

Tony:  So I don't get it... what da frig happened anyway?  First you's said we's gonna be leaving town today, then we's gonna be stayin' here, now you's saying we's got otha' people coming over?

Nick:  Listen Tony, it's not that complicated.  My aunt, B's mom, has been nagging me to come out to visit for the longest time.  So she invited us to come out for Thanksgiving and insisted on welcoming all of you along as well, which is where this all started.  But the truth is, given what a pain in the ass it is to travel this time of year, not to mention the SCW bookings we've got, I managed to convince her to come out here, so that's where they're out.

Max:  So is it just Big B's mother that is coming out, or her father too?

Nick:  Actually it's apparently going to be the whole damn family.  They actually originally said they were going to come in a couple of days ago, but never showed up.  I have no idea what the hell happened.

At that very moment, Nick's phone can be heard beeping and he quickly pulls it out and takes a look at it, not being able to help chuckling as he reads something off of the screen.

Nick:  Timing is everything I suppose.  I just got a text from them saying they'll be here in just a few minutes.  Apparently they ended up driving in because, as they put it, "the plane never came to pick us up."

Nick simply shakes his head and laughs as he puts his phone back away.

Jimmy:  Wow Nicky, seems like we know where B gets that intelligence of his from.

Nick:  What?  You mean his parents?  No, not in the least.  That was his brother that texted me.

In response to this, the entire entourage looks surprised and all respond in unison.

Entourage:  Brother?!?

Tony:  I ain't know B had no friggin' brother.

Nick:  Oh, it's not just ONE brother... B's got three of them.  And I'll warn you all in advance, amongst his family, Big B is not even close to know as the dumb one.

A smirk comes across Diana's face as she looks to Nick and responds.

Diana:  Yeah, I had always kind of suspected that.

Nick does not say a word, but simply gives an angry glare in Diana's direction, as the rest of the entourage all nervously take step back from the circle they were all standing in as the spoke.  After a few seconds of silence, Diana shoots a smile back in Nick's direction as she speaks again.

Diana:  I was just playing, honey.

Diana then leans in and gives Nick a quick peck on the cheek.  Nick looks at her a bit suspiciously, until eventually turning back to the rest of the group, and glaring at them all as he then fires back with a bit of an annoyed tone in his voice.

Nick:  To clarify, that would be that his immediate family.. or at least amongst those brothers of his, he'd actually be considered, and I can't imagine I'm even saying this... kind of the "smart" one.

Max:  I cannot believe that Big B has three brothers that we never knew about.

Tony:  Forget dat, I can't friggin believe dey somehow even dumber den he is.

Nick: Well it's true, as hard as that may be to believe.  Although just one other warning for you, outside of being dumber than B, his bothers are also...

Nick doesn't even get to finish his thought, as he is interrupted by the ringing of the door.  This grabs his attention as he turns and looks towards the door for a moment before addressing the group.

Nick: That must be them, let me grab that.

Nick then turns and walks away, leaving the rest of the group very anxious in regards to Nick's incomplete warning about B's brothers.  Nick then goes to walk towards the entry foyer to answer the door, and the rest of the entourage immediately follows in that direction, talking amongst themselves in the meanwhile.

Jimmy:  So D, baby, have you ever even met these brothers of Big B?

Diana:  Well let me respond to this with a question of my own, outside of his relationship with Big B, have you ever seen Nick express even the slightest bit of interest in his family?

Diana looks to them, but simply receives a wall of silence in return, which eventually causes Diana to smile and nod at all of them.

Diana:  Exactly... so why would I have ever met them?  Frankly, I have no idea what Nick's other warning was about, so I'm just as curious as all of you.

The group continues to follow Nick as he approaches the front door and then opens it up.  Before anyone can even be seen by the cameras, the door opening immediately picks up the sound of a group of men screaming out in unison.

Group of Men:  Cuz!!

With the response making it clear that these men are quite clearly the aforementioned brothers of brother's of Big B, and they all immediately filing into the home.  As they all walk in, the sight of this men catches the group off guard and makes it quite apparent what Nick's other warning is going to be.  As, one by one, Big B's brothers file into the room, each of them bigger then the one before them, all absolutely humungous and and each of them towering over their brother B, who has still not yet been seen.

Nick:  Hey guys!  Glad you would make it.  Everyone, these are Big B's brothers, Christian, Mark and Erik.

Diana:  Wait... you're kidding, right?

Nick cannot help but chuckle at Diana's realization about the significance of those names before responding.

Nick:  Believe it or not, I'm really not.  Yeah I know, it's quite humorous.  Trust me, I chuckle to myself about it quite regularly when dealing with our so-called "bosses".

Tony opts to ignore this particular conversation, but instead addresses B's brothers directly.

Tony:  You's whole set of guys is all pretty friggin' big, huh?

Erik:  Yeah, except for that little shrimp brother of ours B, where's he at anyway?

Nick:  He's upstairs, the "little shrimp" should be down in just a minute.

The rest of the entourage cannot help but laugh at the idea of B being considered the small one, but laughter only seems to confuse B's brothers.

Mark:  What's so funny?

Nick:  Nothing, it's just to this crowd the idiot of B being considered particularly small is a somewhat amusing concept.

Jimmy:  Yeah baby, your parents must be absolute giants to produce a bunch of kids like this, huh?

Nick:  Actually, it's funny that you say that.

Just a moment later, with the front door still open, a woman who have to be assumed as Big B's mother comes walking into the door, but she is actually surprisingly small, coming in at under 5 feet tall in height, while carrying a turkey that is nearly twice the size she is.  Nick sees this and immediately rushes over to his aunt, pulling the turkey from her arms as he turns back to his cousin and gives them an angry stare while snapping at them with his comments.

Nick:  What the hell are you three doing?  None of you could help her with this damn turkey?  The thing is bigger than she is!

Christian:  She said the other day she would take care of the turkey!

Nick:  She was talking about COOKING the turkey, not carrying it.

Nick passes the turkey off to Tony, who heads to the kitchen with it as Nick rolls his eyes as he mumbles under his breath.

Nick:  Idiots.

Just a moment later, lugging a set of various different luggage pieces is a man who could only be assumed as the father of B and his brothers, and yet he also is fairly small, measuring in at about 5'4.

Nick:  Hey! Let us help you with that.

Nick grabs the bags before immediately passing them off to, of all people, Max.  Who struggles to grab them and carry / wheel the various different bags off out of the room in some other direction.

Nick:  So that should be everyone now... guys, this is my uncle.

Diana:  Hi Mr. Jones.

B's Dad:  Actually, that would be Dr. Jones.

The look of shock over the groups face is quite clear, as they all immediate turn and look at Nick.

Max:  Doctor?  Really?

Nick laughs at this response, although clearly understanding their surprise given the apparent stupidity of Dr. Jones' sons.

Nick:  Yes indeed, my uncle is actually a professor of microbiology.

Diana:  Wow, that's... impressive.

Dr. Jones:  Oh, it's nothing really, but thank you.  I'm just happy to be working in a field where I feel I can make a true difference.  Although enough about me, where exactly is that bright little bulb of mine?

Diana:  Bright little bulb?  I'm not sure I understand what you're asking.

Dr. Jones:  My youngest of course... Bernard.  Or, I'm sorry... "B" as I know he likes to be referred to these days.

Diana:  And he's the bright one, huh?

Dr. Jones:  Yes, indeed.

Dr. Jones then leans in towards Nick and Diana and whispers quietly enough that no one else can hear.

Dr. Jones:  Although to be quite clear, I am completely aware of the unfortunate lack of intelligence my sons all appear to have.

Diana:  Oh, well alright then.

Nick:  Although to answer your question, B has been spending all morning getting ready for you guys to show up.  He's upstairs now, but should be right down.

And in that moment, a very familiar voices is heard screaming out coming from upstairs.

Big B:  MOM! DAD! BROS!

The camera pans over to the stairs, to see Big B standing at the top before he quickly comes barreling down them.  B then leaps off of the steps once reaching near the bottom, and heading straight towards his brothers, with Christian seemingly effortlessly catching Big B and right into a big hug.

Christian:  Hey squirt!

The two stop hugging as Big B moves onto his next brother and embraces him in a huge as well.

Erik:  Hey runt!

They then let go as Big B moves over to embrace with the last of his brothers.

Mark:  Hey little B!

Now finished with his brothers, Big B moves onto his parents, first going over to his mother and bending down significantly to give her a huge, as she gives him a huge wet kiss on the cheek at the same time.

Mrs. Jones: Well hello there, it's so great to see you my sweet little Bernardalicious.

Big B seems thoroughly embarrassed by this as his cheeks turn red and he responses in a somewhat whiny tone.

Big B:  Moooooooooooommm!

Mrs. Jones: Sorry my dear, it's just been far too long, I can't help myself.

As he lets go of his mom, he then walks over to his dad, but the two are in no rush to embrace, although Big B looks to him excitedly as he calls out.

Big B:  Hey Dad!!

Dr. Jones smiles in his response, but simply reaches his hand out as he responds in a rather serious tone.

Dr. Jones:  Hello son.

At this point, both Tony and Max have returned to the entry foyer where they are all located and Nick chimes in again.

Nick:  Well now that that's all out of the way, and we all know who you guys are, let me introduce my... associates, or whatever you want to call them... to you guys.  To start, this is my girlfriend Diana.

Diana responds with the same snarky tone in her voice every time their relationship status is discussed.

Diana:  Yes, his LONG-TIME girlfriend.

Nick:  Yeah, yeah.  Anyway...  this is my agent Jimmy, my account Max, and let's call him my um... physical adviser... Tony.

Dr. Jones:  It's a pleasure to meet you all.

Mrs. Jones:  Yes indeed, although don't you have your own families to spend this lovely holiday with?

The group looks at each other, all seeming somewhat confused, as Nick is sure to interrupt before anyone else has to speak.

Nick:  Just do me a favor and try not to introduce any plot holes into this whole scenario, alright?

The entire group, including all of B's family and the entourage, seem very confused by this response from Nick.

Mrs. Jones:  What are you talking about?

Nick stops and looks directly into the camera for a moment, right at the audience, before turning back to the rest of the group.

Nick:  Never mind... don't worry about it.  Why don't we move into the living room and get a little more comfortable, alright?

Nick guides them in the direction of the living room and B's family are the first to head in that direction, with the entourage following behind.  Nick and Diana are the last ones to head in that direction, with Diana taking the opportunity to lean in towards Nick and quietly speak.

Diana:  At least they're only going to be here for one day, right?

Nick:  Actually, hate to have to break this to you, but they'll be here all weekend.

This comment draws a rather depressing sigh from Diana as Nick just looks to her and shrugs before they follow the rest of the group on, as the scene slowly fades.

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The scene fades back in later that night as the entire group of them are all seated around the dinner table, in the midst of their already ongoing Thanksgiving dinner.  The scene picks up in the midst of a conversation, which appears to have gone off into the topic of Nick and B's respective careers, which would of course be focusing on SCW.

Erik:  By the way, I was just trying to remember, what are the names of your guys' bosses again?

Mark:  I was wondering that too.  I know you guys have told us before, but I can never remember them.

Christian:  Yeah, me neither.

Before Nick can even respond, both Tony and Diana, who are sitting on either side of Nick at the table, each lean in towards him and mumbles.

Diana:  You mean to tell me that Erik, Christian and Mark cannot remember the name of SCW's three bosses?  You're kidding me, right?

Tony:  Jeez, how's friggin' stupid is dese guys, huh?

Nick just looks back and forth at them both before just letting out a sigh and mumbling in response.

Nick:  Let's not even get into that, alright?  Just let it go.

Nick then turns his attention back towards his cousins as he responds.

Nick:  Actually, it just so happens that the respective names of the SCW bosses are Mark, Christian, and Erik.  What a funny coincidence, right?

Mark:  Why is that a coincidence?

Nick:  Well because... never mind.  So how has everything been going with you guys?

Erik:  Not too bad.  Every now and then things get a little crazy, but if I'm feeling two bad I just remind myself that I'm at least not the runt of the family.

Despite not directly referencing him, it is clear that his comments are directed at Big B, who does not respond but simply looks sad as he then looks down at his plate.

Christian:  Seriously.  Nothing would be worse than being some sort of weak little nobody, right?

Mark:  Yeah, that would have to be like the worst thing EVER.  Being this big and huge is the BEST.  I mean, how much would it suck the absolute worst to not be big.  Right B?

Big B doesn't even respond, despite the direct remark to him, and continues to stare down.

Christian:  What B, don't you have anything to say to that?

Erik:  What's wrong, are you so small that your vocal chords shrank too much to even talk?

B's three brothers all laugh hysterically at their own stupid remarks, while no one else at the table seems amused and are mostly just ignoring them.  Big B, however, continues to look more unhappy and that, combined with their constant obnoxious laughter seems to finally be enough to set Nick off.

Nick:  Will you three just shut the hell up already?  Jeez!

Christian:  What's your problem?

Nick:  My problem is I'm sick and tired of listening to you three ramble on about this crap.  So what, you're big... who cares?  I've spent my entire career beating the crap out of guys twice my size, and it wouldn't be different with you three either, so leave B the hell alone, alright?  Besides, who good is having such a big body if you don't have a big enough brain to be able to use it all, huh?

Mrs. Jones:  Now, now... there's no need for all of that.  This is supposed to be a nice family dinner, no need for that kind of talk at the table.

Despite the quiet tone and small stature of Nick's aunt, her words seem to have quite an impact as the entire group, including Nick and all of his cousins, get immediately silent.  The group goes back to eating until at some point, there is a quiet mumble heard as Jimmy leans over towards Max and whispers something to him.

Jimmy:  Well after seeing this, it's no wonder Big B has always looked up to Nick as some sort of a big brother and never talks about his real brothers. They're not just stupid, but not even Nick spends so much of his time giving B crap as these three.

Max:  I can't even imagine what that must be like... oh gawd!

As those two return to their meals, everyone else continues to eat on in silence as the scene slowly fades.

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The scene opens up on the following Sunday within the living room of Nick Jones' home, as Nick and his entourage sit on the couch watching the most recent episode of SCW's Climax Control, while continuing on with a separate conversation.

Nick:  No offense to you B, but I just have to say that I am so thrilled that your family... or more specifically your brothers, are finally gone.

Big B:  It's ok cuz, I get it... I'm right there with you.  Nice to just sit back, relax and watch some quality television.

Nick:  If you can really call it that without either of us on the show.

Diana:  Although that begs the question, why didn't you return for this show, Nick?  Especially with them having this match.

Diana motions over towards the TV as SCW's Main Event match of the Alumni Battle Royal is just beginning.

Nick:  Actually, if you really want to know, I was thinking about it.  But believe it or not, after talking to my doctors, they still won't clear me to get back into the ring.  Apparently I'm getting close, but not there yet, so they wouldn't let me into this match.  It's a damn thing too, because look at these useless chumps...

Nick motions over towards the TV as the competitors for the battle royal are heading down to the ring.

Nick:  I could easily win this damn thing with my eyes closed and hands tied behind my back.  What about you B?  What's your deal, you booked for next week?

Big B:  Yeah, Despy and I have a tag team title defense.

Nick:  Really, who you defending against?

Big B:  Steve Ramone and Connor Murphy.

Nick looks at B blankly for a few seconds before simply shrugging his shoulders.

Nick:  If you say so, I have no clue who the hell they are.

Big B:  What?  Of course you do!

Nick:  If you insist, and maybe the names sound vaguely familiar, but I really have no clue what their deal is or was.  Probably because they're too far beneath for me to ever bother wasting my time on complete nobodies like them.

Big B:  Oh, um... ok.  Well I know you know them, because they're two of the current members of NXT.

That comment immediately grabs Nick's attention, as he turns from looking at the TV to glaring straight at Big B with an angry look in his eyes.

Nick:  NXT?? NXT?!?!

Big B:  Um... yeah.

Nick:  That would be the same NXT that the stupid little shit Spike Staggs completely ripped off from my and Hot Stuff's Generation X-Treme, aka GXT, back in GXW?

Big B:  I guess so.

Nick:  So then that would also be the same NXT that were the spineless son of a bitches who needed to jump me like 10 on 1 just so that I didn't kick the living crap out of all of them and are the whole reason I have been out of action for as long as I have?

This continuing, and increasingly angry questions, are clearly making Big B uncomfortable as he becomes even more hesitant to reply.

Big B:  Well, I uh.... uh... suppose so.

Nick:  In that case, I should thoroughly enjoy watching you kick the living crap out of those two pathetic little cowards all around the damn ring next week.

Big B:  I don't know about that cuz.  I'm actually kind of nervous.  These guys are probably actually our toughest opponents yet, this match is gonna be really, really hard, ya know?

Nick:  Trust me, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.  You've got this in the bag.

Big B:  Yeah, but you always tell me not to get too overconfident or nothing and to always make sure to prepare my hardest.  Plus these guys are really, really good!

Nick:  Maybe so, but that does nothing to change the fact that you WILL win this match.

Big B:  But how do you know?

Nick:  How I know is simply... because considering that you're up against those little NXT shitheads, losing is not an option.  You will win, I will personally make sure of it.

Nick gets a bit of a sinister look in his eyes as he says this, before silently getting up off of the couch and walking away as the scene slowly fades to black.

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Supercard Archives / BOSOM BUDDIES (c) vs R.O.A.R.
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:43:44 PM »
 The scene opens up inside of Michie Stadium in West Point, New York.  The stadium has clearly already been setup for SCW's upcoming supercard, High Stakes IV, with the entrance way in place and the seats all setup in the ringside area but, just like the stadium seats, all completely empty.  The only exception to this rule being that the SCW ring is already setup as well, and standing in the center of it are the familiar faces of two SCW superstars: the front-man and manager of the Seven Deadly Sins, Synn, along with one of the men he manages, one half of SCW's Tag Team Champion Bosom Buddies, Big B.  With just days to go for another big title defense for B and his partner Despayre, Synn is clearly doing some final preparations to get him ready for his upcoming match.  It appears that the two men have finished the in-ring portion of their training session, as Synn tosses a towel Big B's way as B grabs a water bottle from ringside and guzzles it down.  As an exhausted-looking Big B recomposes himself, Synn continues on by giving B some advice.

Synn:  So I think it's safe to say that you're physically ready for Sunday's match, but you know there's a lot more to this than just strength.

Big B stops and seems to think things over before responding.

Big B:  You mean speed?

Synn simply rolls his eyes and shakes his head as he continues on.

Synn:  I'm saying more than just physical.  You're physically prepared, but you need to be mentally prepared.  Now more than ever before.

Big B:  Yeah, I'm mentally prepared!  But wait... why more?

Synn:  For plenty of reasons.  For starters, this is a team you have faced before, and not all that long ago.  First and foremost you need to make sure you are not taking these guys lightly.

Big B:  No way, ROAR isn't light at all.  Those guys are even bigger than me!

Synn:  What I mean is... forget it.  All I'm saying is do not underestimate them.  Just because you and Despayre beat them last time does NOT mean you are certain to win Sunday's match against these two.

Big B:  Of course not, it's a seperate match.

Synn let's out a sigh, as he clearly still isn't entirely used to the simplistic nature of Big B's thought process.  However, understanding what he's dealing with he opts to simply move along.

Synn:  Right and keep in mind that they won't be making the same mistakes they made last time around.  I promise you they have learned plenty from their last encounter with the Bosom Buddies and sometimes, being the losing team can actually be more informative than being the winning team when it's time for a rematch.  They have far more mistakes to learn from than they do, but that doesn't mean you don't have plenty to learn from that past match too, and you can't forget that.

Big B:  Ok, I'll remember that there's stuff I can learn.  Got it!

Synn:  Yes, but you actually need to do the learning as well.

Big B:  Oh... right.

Synn:  The truth is you had a bit of a strange competitive advantage going on for quite some time.  There's a lot of people in this company who did not respect you as an in-ring performer, they continued to see you as nothing more than the big cousin of Nick Jones, even when you started your own wrestling career.  For a long time, that was a huge benefit to you.  A lot of your opponents underestimated you B, but you need to realize that those days are officially done.  Even when you and Despayre starting teaming up, people treated you more like a comedy act than a real team.  Even when you first won the titles, not everyone was quite convinced.  These days, that has changed and people have learned better.  Just think about this... how many matches have you and Despayre lost as a team?

Big B stops and scratches his chin as he peers aimlessly up into the sky.

Big B:  Um...

Big B then eventually looks back down at Synn, with a confused expression on his face.

Big B:  Zero?

Synn:  Exactly.  You two are undefeated and have been reigning tag team champions for over 5 months now.  There's not a competitor in this company who will step into the ring with you and make the mistake of being unprepared or overconfident.  Not anymore.

Big B:  Oh, ok.  And um... were a lot of our past opponents under...pre...fident?

Synn:  Underprepared and overconfidnet?  I can promise you that a number of them were.  I've seen every match you two have had, and there's more than one instance where teams failed to bring their A-game against you two, but those days are done.

Big B:  A game of what?

Synn:  No no... not a game... your "A-Game".  You know, as in like getting a grade of an "A".

Big B simply looks at Synn and shrugs, clearly having no idea what he is talking about, which actually brings a slight smirk from Synn before he continues on.

Synn:  The point being is that, from now on, teams will be at their very best when they step into the ring with you guys.  Keep in mind that teams much more tape on you after all of this time.

Big B immediately starts looking all over his body, causing Synn to stop what he was saying as he just looks at Big B with confusion.  B continues to search all over himself before finally speaking as he continues his search.

Big B:  Where did they put it?  Is the tape on my back?

Big B then tries to look at his own back, ultimately causing to start spinning around in circles again and again as he desperately looks for tape on himself.  Synn watches with an eyebrow raised for a few moments before, as B turns back into Synn's direction he puts his hand up towards Big B.

Synn:  STOP!

Big B comes to an immediately halt and simply looks to Synn intently.

Synn:  VIDEO tape.

Big B looks confused for a moment, then starts to think it over for a few moments until his expressoin suddenly changes.

Big B:  Oooooooh... I get it now!

Synn:  Right.  So with much more VIDEO tape of you to watch, they'll have learned more about your tendencies, habits, weakness, and the list goes on.  So now, more than ever, you can't get away with relying on the same tactics match after match.  If you just keep stepping into the ring and doing the same things over and over again, it will catch up with you.

Big B:  So I've got to do different stuff?

Synn:  Exactly.  You need to keep these guys on their toes.  Throw things at them that they'll never see coming.

Big B:  But if I throw stuff at them, won't I get disqualified?

Synn:  Yeah, sure... good point.  But perhaps you can do things in the ring that they wouldn't expect you to do.

Big B:  Oh ok, good idea!

Synn:  Glad to hear you agree, and as long as you're mentally prepared for that, I certainly think you have the ability to do those sort of things.  To be perfectly honest, I was rather surprised by how well you did in our training session today.  It seems like you've really picked up a whole lot of things lately.

Big B:  Yeah, and I've learned stuff too!

Synn rolls his eyes as he responds.

Synn:  I noticed.  It seems like you're moving along now quicker than ever.  I've got to ask, what's changed?  Do you have your own new training regimen in place or something?

Big B:  Well... sort of.  It's not really mine though.

Synn:  What's that supposed to mean?

Big B:  It's just that I've had help with my training lately.

Synn:  No kidding, who?

Big B:  My cuz... Nick!

Synn, clearly quite convinced that Big B is messing with him, cannot help but let out a little bit of a laugh.  He then looks to Big B, who is staring at Synn with a completely serious look on his face, causing Synn to immediately stop and look at Big B with more of an expression of surprise than amusement.

Synn:  Wait.  You're serious?

Big B:  Yeah.  Nick's been teaching me all sorts of stuff.

Synn:  Wow.  I never would have guessed that.  Well I guess if you're learning something that's good, but just do me a favor and... be careful.

Big B:  I'm always careful when in the ring.  Don't want to get hurt!

Synn:  I mean be careful around your cousin.

Big B:  Huh?  Why?

Synn:  Just... trust me.  Listen, I've got to run but finish up with your cool-down exercises and we'll all catch up Sunday for our pre-match planning, alright?

Big B:  Sounds good, thanks!

Big B and Synn exchange a quick handshake as Synn then climbs out through the ropes to exit the ring to the floor.  Synn then heads up the aisle and to the back while Big B watches him.  As Synn gets out of sight, Big B tosses his towel and water bottle off to the side and goes to finish things up, when his attention is suddenly grabbed the sound of some slow, but rather loud and deliberate, clapping.  Big B spins around until he suddenly notices, sitting in the otherwise empty crowd, the very familiar face of his friend, and personal bodyguard to his cousin Nick, Tony Capicelli.  Tony is looking at B with a clear smirk on his face and seems to be quite obviously be mocking in his slow clapping as he his hands raised up above his head while sitting down.  Tony eventually stops clapping and stands from the seat, heading towards the crowd barrier as he begins to speak.

Tony:  Dat was some real great friggin' training you's had dere kid

Big B:  Oh, hey Tony.  Thanks!  I didn't even see you there.

Tony:  I's was bein' sarcastic ya big doof.

Big B:  Sar-what-now?

Tony:  Fugget it, a'ight?  Alls I'm sayin' is I was sititn' here for dat whole friggin' t'ing, and it was kind of a joke.  Dat was some weak ass training you's got goin' dere.  I mean, what's wit' all da friggin' chit chat?

Big B:  Synn was just giving me advice.  But there was all sorts of real physical training before that you know.

Tony:  Yeah, I's know... I saw dat too.  And it ain't no "real" training neither, you's guys hardly even fought or nuttin'.

Big B:  Well, I didn't want to get hurt.

Tony shakes his head in disgust as he hops over the crowd barrier and then slides into the ring.  Looking Big B dead in the eyes as he continues on.

Tony:  And dats exactly why dat lil' crap you did was trainin' like a little puss, capiche?

Big B:  Nuh uh!  Besides, look at how good I've been doing in the ring.  I mean, I'm one of the tag team champions and everything!

Tony:  Yeah, maybe so... but dats only 'cause dat lil pal of yours be carrying you's all da time.

Big B:  That's not true.  I think you've got it backwards actually, I'm the one who keeps carrying Despy!

Tony:  You's gots da be friggin' kiddin' me wit' dat, right?

Big B:  No, I'm serious!  I carry Despy every match!

Tony:  Since friggin' when?

Big B:  Ever since we started teaming together.

Tony:  If dat were true den how da frig do you explain all dose wins he's got before you's two ever teamed together, huh?

Big B:  That's because Despy's really, really, REALLY good.

Tony:  If he's so friggin' good den why's you sayin' you carry his ass?

Big B:  Because it's true!

Tony looks at Big B as he is completely nuts, but Big then continues on.

Big B:  Yeah, you need to pay more attention, because I carry him on my shoulders down to the ring every time!

Tony:  Oofah!  You's a real piece of work, B, I'lls give ya dat.

Big B:  Um... thanks?

Tony:  Yeah, whateva.  Listen, all I'ms sayin' is you's betta be careful.  You's keep dis act up and sooner or later it's gonna catch up witchu.  You know what I'm sayin'?

Big B:  Not really.

Tony:  Ah, forget it.  You's a lost cause.  Just try not to get ya ass kicked out dere too friggin' bad on Sunday, a'ight?

Big B:  Sure.  I always hate it when I get kicked in the butt anyway!

Tony just chuckle and rolls his eyes before heading out of the ring.  Big B doesn't seem to get what is so funny, but then shrugs his shoulders and goes back to his cool-down routine.  Big B continues on as Tony leaves while the scene slowly fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / Training Day
« on: October 10, 2014, 10:38:34 PM »
 The scene opens up in a hotel room, somewhere in the area of Chattahoochee County, Georgia, the location of the upcoming edition of SCW Climax Control.  While showing a rather simple but clean hotel room, it is clear that something is going on cannot be seen, as there is the sound of heavy breathing and some hustling around a bit.  The camera slowly starts to pan around the room a bit, moving in towards the direction of the sound, eventually coming around to the far side of the bed and revealing what was previously hidden behind it.  It turns out the curious sounds and heavy breathing were coming from none other than one half of SCW's Tag Team Champion Bosom Buddies, Big B who is... simply doing situps.  After a few moments of watching Big B just do one situp after another while seemingly getting more and more tired, there is a knock heard on the door.  Big B stops at the top of the situp and calls back over to the door.

Big B:  Come in, door's open!

Big B then continues on with his situps as the door, which is on the far side of the room from where B is, opens and in steps Big B's cousin, former SCW Heavyweight Champion Nick Jones.

Nick:  You realize this place is filled with a countless number of SCW's who would love to kick your ass, right?  And you seriously leave your door unlocked and blindly call anyone who knows in?  Have I taught you nothing?

As Nick closes the door behind him, he looks into the room and with his line of sight to Big B blocked by the bed, similarly to the camera shot earlier, he looks perplexed as he peers around with his cousin nowhere in sight.

Nick:  Um... hello?

Big B:  Hi!

With Big B still out of sight, the response clearly catches Nick off guard and he then seems to hear the same heavy breathing and rustling sounds from before, seeming to make him a bit uneasy as he fidgets about.

Nick:  What the hell is going on in here?

Big B is heard calling back to Nick through his heavy breath as he continues on, with Nick trying to follow where the sound is coming from.

Big B:  Training!

Nick seems a bit confused by this response, as he quietly mumbles to himself.

Nick:  Training??  What the hell is he talking about?  Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Nick stops and thinks for a moment before shrugging his shoulders and continuing on with his quiet mumbling.

Nick:  I have a feeling I'll regret this, but here we go.

With that, Nick continues on into the room to approach where he hears B coming from.  He then continues around the bed to see Big B furiously pumping out more and more situps, as Nick simply raises an eyebrow to this sight, this time directing his comments back at B with a much louder and confused tone to his voice.

Nick:  What the hell is this?

Big B finishes off his next situp and then stops as he is seated on the floor and looks up at Nick.

Big B:  Come on cuz, they're situps!

Nick rolls his eyes as he shakes his head in disgust.

Nick:  I know that ya big doof.  I mean what the hell are you doing that for?  Seriously, situps in your friggin' hotel room?

Big B:  You're the one who told me I had to do more training, so that's what I'm doing.

Nick:  So, what... this is your warm-ups or something?

Big B:  Don't be silly, this is my training!

Nick:  Whoa whoa... wait one damn second.  You're telling me that your so-called...

Nick puts his fingers up in air quotes.

Nick:  ... "training" is friggin' situps?

Big B:  Yeah.

Nick:  SITUPS?

Big B:  Yep.

Nick:  SITUPS?!?!?

Big B:  Yuh-huh.

Nick:  You have got to be kidding me, right?!?  You're not a 14-year old girl trying to make your abs look better, you're a professional wrestler for crying out loud.

Big B:  I know that.

Nick:  Are you sure?  Because you certainly don't act like you know that.  You've got a match in a couple of days, a TITLE match.  And not only that, and I have no idea how this even is true, but you're one of the freakin' champions!

Big B:  You don't need to tell me all of this, cuz.  I'm not stupid ya know.

Nick simply stares at Big B silently for a few moments, clearly not quite sure how to respond to that.  Nick eventually shakes it off and decides to simply move on.

Nick:  Listen, if you and your little buddy want to keep this success up, you need to get your shit together... in the ring.  Hell, look at you, your workout routine is clearly not the problem here, you're bigger than 95% of the guys you step into that ring with.  Situps aren't going to do a damn thing for you.  You need to become a better wrestler, or sooner or later someone with far more technical skills than you are going to take advantage of that, and it won't matter how much bigger you are than them when they take you down to the mat.

Despite clearly listening intently to Nick, Big B has a completely blank expression on his face as Nick's finishes his comments.

Big B:  What are you talking about cuz?

Nick:  Here, let me show you something.  Get up.

Nick extends his hand out to Big B to help him up off of the floor.  Big B reaches out and grabs Nick's hand, and Nick immediately pulls Big B up to his feet.  However, within just a moment, with Big B up on his feet, Nick quickly takes advantage of the situation and his grip on Big B's arm and pulls him right back down the ground and immediately locks him into an arm bar.

Big B:  Ow, what are you doing?!?

Nick:  Teaching you a lesson!

Big B simply tries to use his superior strength to his advantage and goes to start pushing himself up off the floor, but Nick simply cranks the hold on tighter as he uses his legs to push himself further onto B's back, putting his entire weight onto B as he continues to tighten the hold, the combination of the weight and pain of the move causing Big B to fall back to the ground.  After that, Nick lets go of the hold and stands up to his feet, looking down at B who is clutching onto his arm.

Nick:  See what I'm saying?  Strength will only get you so far.  So it's time to start doing some REAL training, alright?

Big B:  Alright, I get it!

Nick:  Good, now get up.

Nick reaches his hand out to Big B once again, but B simply stares at Nick's hand suspiciously for a few moments, before turning away and using a nearby chair to pull himself up.  Nick simply shrugs and pulls his head away as Big B gets himself up into the chair.  Nick then sits on the edge of the bed as he looks over at Big B.

Nick:  Listen B, I'm just trying to help you out here, alright?  Trust me when I tell you that the more time you spend at the top, the more bottom who will be coming after you and the tougher the competition gets.  You've done pretty damn well, and if I'm completely honest, better than I ever would have predicted, but it's not going to get any easier from here.  I know you think you've got Despayre in your corner to take care of the high-flying technical stuff while you're the muscle of the team, but you can't rely on him at all times.  Remember, your opponent has a teammate too and if you get taken down like that in the middle of a match, Desp may not be able to get there in time, and your opponent sure as shit isn't going to let it go like I did.

Big B:  I guess so.  But what we've been doing sure has worked well so far.  And come on, there isn't nowhere near as good in the SCW as my cuz, right?

Nick cannot help but chuckle as Big B shows a big, innocent smile in Nick's direction.

Nick:  That's sure as hell what I'd be telling everyone, and I appreciate the thought from you, but that's only going to get you so far.

Big B:  What do you mean?

Nick:  I'm sure I could take out every single one of those folks you step into the ring with one on one.  Well you know, if...

Nick looks down to his knee and hesitates for a moment before shaking it off and continuing on with his original point.

Nick:  Anyway, tag teams are a whole different ball game.  Depending on how things go, you can easily find yourself in a two on one situation and then strength will only get you so far.  Not to mention, you don't need to be a World Champion level of talent to be able to take a guy down into an arm bar.

Big B:  Yeah, I guess you're right cuz.  And I think I've been getting better, but I guess I only need to get betterer, right?

Nick:  Um yeah, sure... betterer.

Nick rolls his eyes as Big B smiles back, clearly oblivious to the mocking tone of Nick's.

Big B:  But come on, I'm never going to be as good as you cuz.

Nick:  You don't have to be.  You've got some things going for you that I can freely admit I never had.  No matter how much work I put in I could never be as big as you and nothing will ever change that, and the same goes for lots of other guys who step into that ring.  So the point is not that you need to be the most technically savvy wrestler to ever step into an SCW ring.

Big B:  So what you're saying is that I can keep using my size and strength, but if I can do all that other fancy shmancy wrestling moves stuff on top of that, that will help ever more?

Nick:  Exactly!

Big B:  Oh, I get it now!  So now when I train I can wrestle like a tiny little guy hidden inside of a really big guy!

Nick looks at Big B with a bit of confusion but just hesitantly nods along.

Nick:  Uh, yeah sure... I guess.

Big B:  That sounds awesome!

Nick:  If you say so.  Anyway, if you can hold your own in multiple different aspects, then an opponent can't take you out of the match by making you wrestle HIS way.  In the end, your size and strength will still be a big bonus in a more technical bout, but you'll need to have the skills to keep up with to start.

Big B:  So then what about this match though?  I got the big scary guy in the costume who has all like scary breathing and stuff, and he's even bigger than me!  Then there's that guy who's name I think they misspelled or something, and I guess his heart is black, but he's like way smaller.

Nick chuckles at his cousin's absurdity once more before responding.

Nick:  Yeah, something like that.  But anyway... we went over this last time.  You just need to handle Jackson the same way you had to deal with R.O.A.R.  We went over all of this then and the same stuff applies.  It also goes back to what we're talking about here.  Size and strength is a huge bonus, but that's it.  It doesn't win matches on its own.  It won't do it for you, and it won't do it for Darth Vader either.  And don't worry, I'm fairly certain the make believe James Earl Jones in a mask doesn't have any real Force powers to choke you with or anything.

Big B:  What's a force power?  And isn't choking illegal in wrestling matches?

Nick:  Unbelievable... all the time you waste watching stupid TV and you don't get a freakin' Star Wars reference?  whatever... yes, you're right, choking is illegal, so no worries, right?

Big B:  Right, but what about the guy with the black heart.  Isn't that unhealthy?  Is he going to be ok for our match?

Nick:  I'm sure he'll be just fine and he's one of those guys you need to make sure you don't get caught up too much with his size.  Listen, Bruce Evans and I know each other quite well.  He's been in SCW from the very beginning and he's stepped into the ring with lots of talent for lots of years.  Hell, Blaque Hart was my very first SCW supercard opponent, all the way back at December 2 Dismember  in 2011.  He's a long established veteran, so don't doubt for a second that he'll try to pull you into some sort of trap.  He knows what you're about and will play that against you, so if something seems too good to be true, it probably is.  You may think you've got physical control, but never let your guard down.

Big B:  You mean because then he can suddenly put on a move like you did right there, right?  And if the big scary guy stops Despy and that happens, we might actually even lose the match.

With Big B clearly starting to get it, a smile comes across his Nick's face as he taps himself on the side of his head to point to his brain, indicating that Big B is finally thinking.  However, that comes to a quick stop as Big B of course continues on.

Big B:  And then if we lose the match, we'll lose the titles.  And if we lose the titles, it will be all my fault.  And if it's all my fault, I'll be sad.  And not only that, but if we lose the titles, Despy will be sad too.  And he'll also be sad if I'm sad.  And Angel will be sad if we lose the titles and Desy is sad and I am sad.  And Synn...

Nick:  Yeah, yeah... I've got it.

Big B:  So I don't have to be the biggest, I have to be the bestest!

Nick:  That's the ticket.

Big B:  Ticket to where?

Nick:  Forget it.  Listen, I've got go.  Break a leg out there, alright?

Big B:  Why would you say that?!?  That would really hurt and then I wouldn't be able to compete in the match, and then they might even make us forfeit the match and give the titles...

Nick:  Come down cuz, it's a figure of...

Nick realizes who he's talking to and stops his attempts to explain what he meant.

Nick:  Never mind, forget it...  I take it back.  Don't break a leg.  Don't hurt yourself at all.  Feel better now?

Big B:  Yes, thanks cuz!

Nick:  Yeah, sure.  Whatever.  Later.

With that, Nick gets up from his seat on the edge of the bed and walks towards the door to the hotel room.  Nick turns back towards Big B and gives him a quick nod of his head as Big B excitedly waves goodbye in return as Nick leaves.  Nick walks out and closes the door behind him as Big B then starts to stroke his chin excessively, in a ridiculous symbol of his clear attempts to think, while looking all around the room.

Big B:  Ok, so now I know what I have to do.  The question is HOW do I do that fancy technology wrestling moves training?

Big B looks around for a bit longer, until suddenly his face lights up.

Big B:  Ooo, I know!

Big B jumps up from his seat in the chair and runs over to the bad and grabs a pillow off of it.  Big B then grabs the pillow and drags it across his body as he pulls it down and all the way to the floor, while gripping both arms around it and bending half of the pillow back, in a clear attempt to true to emulate Nick's earlier armbar on Big B.  B then loudly calls out, directing his comments to the pillow.

Big B:  Haha, I got you now!  You can't out technicologically wrestle me!

Big B then cranks the "move" on the pillow a bit harder as he cannot help but chuckle to himself a bit.

Big B:  Come on... give up!

Big B then, while keeping one arm tightly wrapped around the pillow, lets go of the other one and then uses his free hand to grab the tag that is on the pillow.  B then takes the tag and starts to repeatedly slap it against the floor, making it so that the pillow is "tapping out".

Big B:  I WIN!!!

Big B then jumps up to his feet and raises his arms in victory as his he jumps up and down.

Big B:  YOUR WINNER... BIG B!!  THE BESTESTEST TECHNOLOGY WRESTLER EVER!

With Big B's large size and his continuing to jump higher and higher, he eventually leaps high enough that he cracks his head against the light fixture on the hotel room ceiling.  At that point, Big B quickly plops himself back down in the chair he was sitting in earlier as he grabs his head in pain.

Big B:  Ow!  This training stuff hurts!

Big B then rubs his head in an effort to ease the pain as the slowly scene fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / Good thing there's insurance
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:28:46 PM »
 The scene opens up to show nothing more than a close-up shot of a smoking pile of rubble that makes up a rather significant crater.  The broken pieces that are scattered around these scene seem to vary from the opposite extremes of charred remains to red glowing embers, as smoke and steam still billow off from it all.  As this continues on, the camera shot slowly starts to zoom out a bit, bringing a bit more into view and making it apparent that the location of this scene is in the midst of the parking lot at Scott Airforce Base in St. Louis, Missouri, location of this week's SCW Climax Control.

After some time of settling in on the massive crater that exists in the midst of this parking lot, the camera shot zooms out once more to bring a familiar face into view, as it turns out that former SCW Heavyweight Champion Nick Jones as standing at the very edge of the disastrous mess, staring down at it wide-eyed and slack-jawed, in a clear state of complete and utter shock.  Nick looks as though he has something to say, but cannot quite seem to form the words as his mouth moves just a bit, but not a single noise is heard at all.

This silence doesn't last much longer though, as after a few more moments of this scene, Nick is joined at this sight by SCW's favorite trio of Despayre, Big B and, of course, Angel.  As these three who have joined Nick spend a few moments looking on in amazement themselves, that doesn't last very long before the silence is broken, with Despayre turning his attention away from the mess before them and towards Angel and Big B.


Despayre:  Wow, that DID make a big hole.

Big B:  Yeah, no kidding.  I guess Angel was right, huh?

Nick does not say a word, at least not at first, but instead his eyes somehow manage to go even wider as he turns his head ever so slightly to look in the direction of his cousin and his cousin's friends, a look of complete rage and fury filling his eyes.  Nick glares at them without even blinking and after a few moments they seem to notice, yet don't seem to quite comprehend the displeasure and negativity that is clearly intended to go along with that look, as Nick receives a couple of goofy smiles and waves in return.

Big B:  Hey cuz!

Despayre:  Yeah, hey!  Did you see that?  Wasn't that cool?

Nick seems to have finally reached his breaking point, as he is quick to snap back after this comments, screaming back in response with a tone filled with anger.

Nick:  Hey?!?  COOL??!?  Are you two imbeciles out of your friggin' minds?!?!?

Nick does not hesitate a moment, shaking his head at himself after his last comment and not even allowing a chance for them to respond before continuing on.

Nick:  Look who I'm asking; of course you are, you're friggin' psychopaths!!!

Big B and Despayre look to each other and point back and forth to one another, and then to Angel, seeming to try to figure out who Nick's comments are actually directed at.  They eventually shrug in seeming defeat before looking back to Nick.

Big B:  So, um... you didn't answer Despy's question.  Did you see that big boom?  It was all like KAPOW!

Big B goes on to make a variety of explosion type sounds with his mouth as shoots his hands out to signal a blast.  Despayre cannot help laugh as he points towards Big B's acting job gleefully.

Despayre:  Yeah, just like that.  And don't forget the part where it went all, KRRRRRRRR!

Despayre adds on some displays of his own, seemingly indicating the aftermath of the crater that had caved in before them.  Nick watches all of this, clearly growing only more angry by the second at B and Desp's clear amusement of the situation.

Nick:  See it??  SEE IT?!? I WAS NEARLY IN THE DAMN MIDDLE OF IT!!!

Big B:  Seriously???

Despayre:  Wow, that would have been so, um... awesome!

Big B:  Yeah, I know!

Nick seems to be left in even more shock by the unexpected reaction of those two.

Nick:  AWESOME?!?  Are you trying to tell me you freakin' wackos actually did that crap on purpose?!?

Big B:  Well we didn't actually do it, ya know.

Despayre:  Nuh uh, wasn't us.

Nick:  Oh yeah, because I'm sure there's plenty of other folks around here who don't see the harm in playing around with friggin' ROCKETS.  You expect me to believe that crap?

Big B:  Um... maybe?  I don't think I understand the question.

Despayre:  Maybe you should ask Angel.  After all, he's the one who made it all go GAPOOSH!

Despayre puts on another show meant to emulate the explosion that occurred.  Nick looks back and forth between Despayre, Angel, and Big B for a few moments, seeming to not be quite sure what to say before finally settling in on his cousin and screaming at him some more.

Nick:  So you're seriously telling me you just sat by and watched while that freakin' bear...

Nick stops himself and shakes his head violently, as he realizes what he just said.  He then chooses to correct himself before continuing on.

Nick:  ... while that friggin' nutcase tried to kill me?!?

Big B:  Angel isn't a nutcase... he was just playing around.

Despayre:  Yeah, we were just having some fun!  What's the big deal?

Nick:  The big deal?!?  Oh, maybe it has something to do with the fact that you blew up my entire damn car, and nearly me along with it?!?

Despayre:  Yeah, but you would have been fine anyway... I mean you have life insurance right?

Nick looks completely dumbfounded by this comment by Despayre, as he just looks at him with a look of confusion across his face and can only muster up a one word response.

Nick:  What?

Big B:  He's right, I know you do.  Angel even made sure to ask us first.

Nick:  What?!?

Despayre:  Yeah, so it would like... insure you would still have life anyway.  No big deal, everyone's ok!

Big B:  Exactly, and obviously it worked.

Nick:  Wait... WHAT?!?!?

Nick lowers his head in shakes it in disgust as he seems unable to form a more extensive response, left nearly speechless by the ridiculous lengths that the child-like innocence of Big B and Despayre can really take them at times.  On multiple occasions, Nick seems nearly ready to say something else, but is quite clearly unable to put it all together into a coherent response to this absurdity.

Big B:  Although you might want to look into that car insurance you got for that car.  It didn't seem to work very well.

Despayre:  I think he must have just forgotten to get it, because it would insure he has a car, but look, he doesn't.

Big B:  Oh yeah, good point.  So I guess that's a lesson learned, huh cuz?

Nick looks towards both of them and still seems to be unable to muster a response.

Nick:  WHAT?!?!?!?

Big B:  Is this a new game or something?  I don't get it.

Despayre:  Maybe you can teach it to us later though!  But first we need to go get ready for our match.

Big B:  Yeah, and so then we can go into the ring and be all like KABAM to Sean Jackson!

Despayre:  And then after that, all PROOOOOOOSH to Dying Breed!

Big B and Despayre of course both get back into making their various explosive hand gestures, and continue to add on more noises as the turn and walk off, along with Angel, heading back towards the area where the show is being setup, and leaving Nick all alone once again.  With the others guy, Nick turns his attention back to the smoking pile of rubble before him, staring at it and still left in complete shock, as he continues to be able to muster up only one word of speech.

Nick:  WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

With that, Nick continues to stare at the pile before him as the scene slowly fades to black.

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Supercard Archives / BOSOM BUDDIES vs R.O.A.R.
« on: September 12, 2014, 10:00:14 PM »
 
Sunday, September 7th - 10:56 AM MST


The scene opens up at bar somewhere in Yuma, Arizona, the site of SCW's Violent Conduct II supercard.  With the minutes counting down to the kickoff of the first Sunday of the NFL season, everyone television in the establishment is on and set to show a different one of each the 10 games set to start in just a few moments.  The bar is also pretty well filled with a number of people enjoying some drinks and bar food, as many are wearing a variety of football hats, t-shirts, and jerseys for the occasion.  After a few moments go by, the door to the bar opens and in walks the very familiar SCW Tag Team Champion, Big B.  B steps inside and the door closes up right behind him, making it clear that he has shown up alone.  However, as soon as B is inside he stops and starts looking around the door, seeming to be trying to seek someone out.  After a few moments of this, Big B stops looking and just shrugs before walking over towards the bar and grabbing a seat on a bar stool.  A bartender walks over to Big B, who puts an order in at the bar before turning his attention to the nearest television.  Just a moment later, two men dressed up in football fan gear walk up to the bar and grab the two stools to the right of Big B.  As they see, Big B looks at them and one immediately nods towards B.

Football Fan #1:  Hey man, what's up?

Big B:  Well... there's sports on TV!

Big B points up to the nearby television and the two fans cannot help but chuckle at the rather obvious nature of B's comments.

Football Fan #2:  Um yeah, we know... football.

Big B:  Wait, I thought they called that soccer here in America, right?

The two fans sitting next to B look at each other with complete looks of shock on their face of the absurdity of B's comments.  They shake their heads at each other before they eventually turn back to Big B.

Football Fan #1:  So I take it you're not a particularly big football fan, huh?

Big B:  Well, not really, but I'm trying to learn.  My cousin always tells me how great it is.  Plus he's always talking about all the best he wins on these games... so that's pretty cool.

Football Fan #1:  You're right, that is pretty cool.  I think that's something you should try to do.

Big B:  Yeah, but my cuz ain't here yet.  So who would I even bet with?

Football Fan #2:  Well you know what, me and my friend here like to be nice guys and would love to help you out.  So how about we do you a favor and we will make bets with you?

Big B:  Really?  Are you sure?

Football Fan #1:  Of course!  We'd be more than happy to do it.  We just need to decide what games to bet on.

Big B:  Well how about that one?

Big B once again points to the TV right in front of them, which is showing the preparation for kickoff of the Patriots / Dolphins game.  The two fans look up at it, and seem a bit cautious about immediately accepting the bet.

Football Fan #2:  You know the New England Patriots verses Miami Dolphins game?  I don't know, we would have to think about that.

At that moment, the bartender comes back over and puts a drink in front of Big B, who thanks the bartender before handing him some cash.

Football Fan #2:  I guess that's one way to justify to start drinking early.  A screwdriver, huh?

Big B simply looks confused by the fan's comment as he looks around the bar.

Big B:  Where?  I don't see a screwdriver anywhere.

Football Fan #2:  No, no... that.

The fan points to the glass in Big B's hand.

Big B:  That's a drink.

The fans both roll their eyes just as the bartender returns with Big B's change.  As he hands it over to Big B, the bartender immediately looks over to the two fans.

Bartender:  To clear up the confusion... that's an orange juice.

Football Fan #1:  Yeah, but with vodka, right?

Bartender:  You would hope so, but... nope.  Just an OJ.

Big B:  It's both delicious and good for you!

The fans look at each other once again, seeming to only have further questions about B's intelligence which brings on another question directed towards Big B.

Football Fan #1:  While we think about that bet, I have a totally unrelated question; which team would you want to place your bet on?

Big B:  Well, based on what you told me there's a couple of things to consider.  First off, New England is like a totally different continent!

The fans glance at each other once again, but make a point not to correct Big B as he continues on.

Big B:  Plus dolphins are supposed to be like the smartest animals ever!  You know?

Football Fan #2:  Oh, absolutely.  I hear they're even smarter than some people.

Big B:  Wow, that's so cool!  In that case, I want to bet on the Dolphins.

As soon as that said, both of the football fans get big smiles come across their faces, although they both try to play it cool.

Football Fan #1:  Well you know what?  It's a tough bet for us to take, but we did promise to make a bet with you, so we don't want to go back on our word.

Football Fan #2:  That's true, that just wouldn't be right.  I guess we'll take the bet!

Big B:  Awesome!

With that, both football fans reach out and shake hands with Big B as they have huge smiles on their faces, clearly quite thrilled with the bet they just managed to make.

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Approximately 1 and 1/2 hours later...


The scene opens back up at the bars just as we are reaching halftime of most of the games on the TVs in the bar.  Big B is still seated at the bar alone, but with the two fans from earlier seated beside him.  However, that quickly changes as someone comes up from behind Big B and pats him on the back.  Big B quickly spins around and ends up a huge smile on his face as he sees his cousin and former SCW Champion, Nick Jones.  Nick then sits down at the open bar stool next to Big B.

Nick:  Sorry I'm late, but you know how it is... had to throw down a few bets.

Big B:  Yeah, me too!

Nick shoots Big B a confused look as he hears this.

Nick:  Really?  YOU made a bet on FOOTBALL?

Big B:  Yeah, you were right, too.  It's really fun!

Nick:  I'm almost afraid to ask, but... what's the bet?

Big B:  I bet these guys over here...

Big B points to the two fans sitting behind fans, who look over towards Nick, but don't say a word as Nick gives them both a suspicious look before turning his attention back to B.

Big B:  ... that the super-smart Dolphins would beat those stupid foreigners from New England.

Nick:  You took the Phins over the Pats?  You've got to be kidding me.  What's the spread they gave you?

Big B:  Um, you mean like a cheese spread?

Nick looks up to the TV to see the halftime score of Patriots 20 and Dolphins 10 and simply shakes his head.  Nick then flags down the bartender and orders a drink before he looks back to Big B.

Nick:  Whatever, good luck with that bet.

Big B:  The cool part is that I was just talking to these two guys about another bet we just made like a minute ago.

Nick:  Oh boy, and what's this one?

Big B:  I told them the Eagles would fly in the air and soar over those stupid Jaguars.

Nick:  Oh... well that actually doesn't sound like such a bad bet after all.

At that moment, the bartender comes back with Nick's beer, which he pays for and picks up off the bar.  Nick starts to drink it back as he looks up to one of the other TVs to check on the Eagles / Jags game, only to see the game nearing the end of the half as the Jaguars had just kicked a field goal to go up 17-0.  Nick spits his beer all over the bar as he spins back around towards Big B.

Nick:  Are you friggin' kidding me?!?

Nick then turns and looks at the two football fans sitting behind Big B.

Nick:  You two are assholes, you know that, right?

Football Fan #1:  Come on man... can you really blame us for taking advantage of this though?

Nick continues to glare at the fans, before looking back at his cousin, and that big goofy grin on his face, before looking back and forth between them a few times.  Nick eventually settles his attention back to the football fans as he gives them a bit of a shrug.

Nick:  Fair enough.

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One hour later...


The scene opens back up inside the bar, where a very interesting scenario has played out.  Nick can be seen in a fit of hysterical laughter as Big B sits there with a huge smile on his face.  Meanwhile the two football fans sit there with absolute shock on their faces as they look at the two nearest TVs, which show the final scores of the two games they bet on, with the Eagles having come back with 34 unanswered points to win 34-17, and the Dolphins to pull off a shocker and beat the Patriots 33-20.  They both look absolutely disgusted as they eventually take out their wallets and each lay down a lather large wad of cash on the bar in front of Big B.  Without a word, the two men they both opt to get up and leave the bar, as Big B happily counts his winnings.  Nick looks at his cousin and simply chuckles.

Nick:  You have to be the luckiest bastard I have ever known.  At least that explains how you've had those tag team titles for so damn long, not to mention ever even winning them in the first place.

Big B:  Thanks.  But hey... wait.

Big B seems to think that over for a moment, as he uncharacteristically seems to be somewhat aware of the insulting nature of that comment from Nick.

Nick:  Don't worry about it.  Anyway... did you hear about this crap?

Nick holds up his cell phone and waves it in the direction of Big B.  B leans in and looks and it a little closer, but seems to be unclear of what he's looking at.

Big B:  No, what's that?

Nick:  It looks like GROWL guys are whatever they hell they're called...

Big B:  You mean ROAR?

Nick:  Yeah, whatever... anyone one of those clowns apparently had something to say about you.

Big B:  Oh really?  Let me see?

Nick hands over the cell phone and Big B starts reading an article on a wrestling website that quotes the most recent promo.

Big B:  Wait... I don't get it.  What is it mean when he says I'm not the brightest tool in the toolbox?

Nick:  It's a figure of speech, like saying you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Big B:  Oh ok.  I have to remember to thank him before our match.

Nick:  THANK him?  You're kidding me, right?

Big B:  No way, that was really nice of him to say.  Sharp knifes are all scary and dangerous, I don't want to be like that!  I've never really considered myself to much of a knife anyway.  I'm more like a spoon!

Nick raises an eyebrow towards his cousin as he responds with a hint of disdain in his voice.

Nick:  A spoon?

Big B:  Yeah, spoons are great.  Plus have you ever spooned with another person.  It's all cozy and cuddly, and it's really great when it's cold out because it keeps you warm!

Nick:  You really are special, cuz.  I'll give you that.

Big B:  Thanks, but you're even more special than me!  I wish I could learn to be as special as you.

Nick:  While I appreciate the sentiment, I think it's safe to say you and I are simply very different types of special.

Big B:  Oh... ok.

Nick:  Anyway, obviously betting on the NFL seems to agree with you, so how are you planning on keeping this winning streak up in the ring next week against those two tiger guys?

Big B:  Well I would normally be scared of tigers, but I'm not this time!

Nick:  Ok, I'm sure I'll regret asking this, but why aren't you scared this time?

Big B:  Why do you think?  Because those guys are only FAKE tigers, but we have a real live bear in our corner!

Nick:  I guess you could say that, but that manager of yours is really ok with you referring to him as that?

Nick chuckles to himself as Big B tilts his head to the side while looking at Nick in confusion.  B eventually shakes it off before continuing on.

Big B:  I'm not sure what you mean, but I'm of course talking about Angel!

Nick:  Ah yes, of course... totally a "real live" bear.

Nick throws his fingers up in air quotes as he says that, but Big B seems oblivious to the intentions of that.

Big B:  Totally!  It's gonna be great!

Nick:  So outside of the fake tigers and "real" bear, what else you got?

Big B:  Well another thing was I saw one of them was named Big Tiger.  So I looked at it, and he's not any bigger than me.  I mean a tiny bit taller, but I'm much biggerer.

Nick:  Biggerer you say?

Big B:  Yeah, like weight.  So if the big guy isn't that big, then that should be a good sign right?

Nick:  Well you do know the other one is even bigger right?

Big B:  You mean Dark Tiger?  But his name isn't "Big"?

Nick:  Yeah, whatever... I have no idea what these clowns names are.  What I can tell you though is that I have seen them in the ring before, and the other one is friggin' gigantic.

Big B:  Oh.  Well I'm still bigger than the one whose name has big in it.

Nick:  I guess that's... something.  But whatever, no reason to give a crap.  If you've learned anything from me over these years of watching me in the ring, you should know that size doesn't mean a damn thing once the bell rings.  Many of the bastards I've absolutely embarrassed have been much bigger than me, but that never stopped me, did it?

Big B:  That's true.  I guess I'm just used to always being the bigger one, you know?

Nick:  Well then the key is to get that kind of thinking out of your head.  I mean, hell, and I can't believe I'm even going to say this...

Nick hesitates and lets out a big sigh before continuing.

Nick:  ... just look at that little buddy Despair of yours.  As much of a creepy psycho that guy is, and despite being the tiniest little shrimp I've ever seen inside of a wrestling ring... that little nutjob can friggin' wrestle.  I mean, it's not like he could ever beat me or anything, but he's won a whole lot of matches and he was never the bigger man in the ring.

Big B thinks Nick's word over for a few moments before a big smile comes to his face.

Big B:  You know what cuz?  You're right, thanks!  That's really the best advice you've ever given me.  I just can't let these things get to me.  I've got a whole new level of confidence now... I'm ready to go at any second!

Big B hops up off the bar stool to his feet and stands tall there for a moment.  However, only a few seconds before he starts hopping around in place for a little bit.

Big B:  Ooo... but now I really gotta pee!

With that, Big B goes racing off to the bathroom, which Nick just watches and laughs at his cousin in the process.  As Big B disappears off in the distance, Nick turns back to the bar and grabs his drink while seeming to think over his conversation with Big B.  Suddenly his expression changes to one of somewhat confusion.

Nick:  Wait a second... what the hell has happened to me?

Nick seems to try to shake it off for a moment.

Nick:  Man, I really need to catch up on the mocking and harassment when he gets back, because I don't know what that was.  But I think I know the quickest way to fix that.

Nick then starts to quickly drink his beer down, slamming it on the bar as soon as it's finished and calling for another as the scene fades.

7
Climax Control Archives / Old Friends and New Enemies
« on: August 22, 2014, 08:27:07 PM »
 The scene opens up inside of the hotel suite located somewhere in downtown Phoenix, Arizona.  The room has a large common area with a number of rooms shooting off from it.  The common area features everything from a kitchen to a dining area and finally, on the far side, is a living area, with two large couches setup in front of a large flat screen television.  Laying out across one of the couches is the very familiar SCW superstar, and one half of the tag team champion Bosom Buddies, Bernard "Big B" Jones.  Big B is busy playing with his cell phone, as it is then heard the familiar sound of a text message notification.  Big B reads the message right away, his lips moving along in the process until finally, in his usual manner, he cannot help but talk to himself out loud.

Big B:  Well this just stinks!  Despy's busy all night, now what am I gonna do?  I guess I ought to text some folks and see who else is around.

Big B quickly turns his attention back to his phone and starts to type away a bit, before his phone vibrates, immediately drawing away his attention once again.

Big B:  Ooo!  A Candy Crush update!

B is then quick to turn his attention over to the notification and clicks the update, which quickly completes and before you know it, B has started up the app on his phone and starts giggling like a little school girl as he starts playing it, now quite clearly oblivious to the fact that he was in the midst of something else entirely just moments earlier.  He gets more and more excited as he plays along, until finally he can't seem to contain himself anymore.

Big B:  Wheeeeeeeeeee!!

Big B continues on, as just a moment later one of the doors to the connecting rooms opens and Nick pokes his head out, looking around for a moment as he has a perplexed look on his face.  That is, until he notices Big B on the other side of the room and it all clearly comes together as Nick simply rolls his eyes and heads back into the room, closing the door behind him.  The sound of the closing door catches Big B's attention as he suddenly pauses the game as he opts to stop playing and look up from his phone for just a moment.

Big B:  Hello???  Who's there?

With no response, Big B eventually just shrugs his shoulders before just turning his attention back to the phone.  He scratches his head for a moment as he stares at the paused game in front of him.

Big B:  Wait... was I doing something before?

Big B tries to recall, but clearly cannot quite pin down the exact thing on his mind, which is the text message he had never actually finished or sent earlier.  In what should come to a surprise to no one, after a bit of time in trying to think about it, B's attention once again gets pulled away by the paused game in front of him, and he quickly opts to return to playing Candy Crush once more.  After just a few seconds, he's once again fully engrossed in the game and oblivious to all else, as he's back to being completely excited by it all.  As B finishes a level, he cannot help but loudly scream in victory of it.  It's just a moment later that the same door from earlier opens up and quickly appearing out from it is once again Nick, this time along with Diana, who seems to be in a bit of startled state. Nick quickly points over towards Big B as he talks to Diana.

Nick:  See?  I told you it was just that big dumb oaf.  Don't worry about it, alright?

A combination of Big B now being between levels and once again hearing something easily draws him away from the phone.  He quickly looks up to see his cousin and his cousin's lady across the room, quickly bringing a smile to his face.

Big B:  Oh, hey guys!

Realizing they've been spotted, Nick cannot help but let out a groan before mumbling to himself.

Nick:  Ah, crap.

Big B:  Something wrong?

Nick:  Absolutely, but trust me... you won't get it.  So what do you want?

Big B:  I just figured I'd see what you guys were up to.

Diana:  Nothing much really.

Nick does not say a word, but simply turns and looks at Diana, glaring at her in a combination of annoyance and complete disbelief of what she has just said.  It only takes a moment before it registers with Diana what she had said and who she said it to, quickly trying to retract.

Diana:  Except, for you know... all of that stuff.  So anyway, why do you ask?

Big B:  Well I was just thinking, we all never just hang out anymore, like casually... ya know?

Nick:  And what, you think that's an accident?

Big B just looks completely confused by that comment from Nick.

Big B:  What do you mean?

Nick:  I mean it's because I already see way too much off you as it is.  Which reminds me...

Nick does not say another word, and instead simply turns around and walks back out the door and closes it shut behind him.  Diana watches this and cannot help but laugh at Nick's means of addressing the situation.  However, that quickly comes to an end as she turns back to see Big B staring over at her with big puppy dog like eyes, and she suddenly realizes the situation left her in.  Diana starts nervously shifting around as she tries to beat Big B to the punch by speaking first, but stumbling over her words in the process.

Diana:  Well, ya know... like I was starting to say before.  I have that, um... thing... that I, uh... have to do.

Big B:  What thing?

Diana:  You know, the... the thing.  The thing that I have to do.  With those people.  Tonight.  Definitely tonight.  Very soon tonight actually.  Like right away.

Big B:  Oh.

Big B has a bit of a pout on his face as he looks down at the ground for a moment in sadness.  Diana tries to use this opportunity to quietly creep away, but before she can, Big B looks back up and starts talking to her once again.

Big B:  You know, I realized, we never really get to hang out without Nick around.

Diana:  Oh really?  Um, yes, I guess you're right.  What a weird complete coincidence that definitely is.  It's absolutely in no way one hundred percent intentional, that's for sure.  Definitely not.  It's just too bad I've already got that, that thing... the one I was talking about, going on tonight, otherwise it would totally be great to do that.  But, you know, we can't because of that.

Big B:  Oh, right.  Well could I go with you to that thing?

Diana:  No!  I mean, um... unfortunately not, because of... of what it is.

Big B:  Why?  What is it?

Diana:  It's, um... uh... well...

Suddenly the same door which Diana is still standing by swings back open, and Nick sticks his head out into the room.

Nick:  It's the thing with me, alright?  And she needs to get ready... now!

Nick then quickly grabs Diana by the arm, pulls her back into the room and slams it shut behind her.  Big B calls after them in the process, but clearly is just ignored as he does so.

Big B:  Ok!  Have fun!

Big B then gets up from his seat on the couch and walks over to one of the different doors in the suites and knocks on it, as the very familiar voice of Max is heard calling back from inside of the room.

Max:  Come in!

Big B opens the door and steps inside, revealing a double room with two queen beds.  Next to closer of the two beds is a small desk area which Max is seated at and has his laptop setup as he works away, while Jimmy is laying out on the other bed while he watches TV.

Big B:  Hey guys, how's it going?  I wanted to see if you felt like doing something tonight, maybe going out for a few drinks or something?

Max:  Go out?  Oh gawd.  It's already so late.  And I had a very heavy dinner.  And you know how drinks only do more to unsettle my stomach.  Not to mention I forgot to pack my antacids with me before we came out here!  Could you imagine that?  It can't get any worse than this!

Big B:  Oh... ok then.  What about you, Jimmy.

Jimmy:  Going out, huh?  I guess it's been a while since ole Big B got to hit the town with Jimmy Money, huh?  You know how it is baby, there ain't nothing like it.  Although I'm not sure a little town like Phoenix has really got enough to keep Jimmy Money going, you know what I'm saying baby?  I mean once I get rolling baby, you don't even...

Big B is looking at Jimmy with wide eyes the entire time before he eventually just comes him off.

Big B:  You know what?  Never mind.  Thanks anyway though.

Big B simply shakes his head before he turns and leaves the room, closing the door behind him.  Just a moment later another door one the far side of the room opens up, standing behind it are Nick and Diana, who are both in a fit of hysterical laughter.

Nick:  Holy shit!  This is fantastic!  You're such an obnoxious ass that YOU got blown off by BIG B!  I didn't even think that was possible, but you my friend have defied all of the odds.  Holy shit I'm about to piss myself this is so hilarious.

Both Nick and Diana continue their ongoing laughter as they head back out and close the door behind them.  As they do, it then becomes apparent that there's another laugh going on in the room, which quickly draws Jimmy's attention.  Jimmy looks to see Max chuckling a bit and shoots a glare in his direction, causing Jimmy to quickly quiet down.

The scene then cuts back over to Big B, who is now back in the main lounge area of the suite when suddenly the main door to the suite opens up and in walks Tony.  Big B is clearly glad to see him and immediately turns his attention in Tony's direction.


Big B:  Oh, hey Tone!  What's up?

Tony:  A whole lot of friggin' nuttin', dats what.  How 'bout yous?

Big B:  Pretty much the same here.  How you feeling?

Tony:  Bored out of my friggin' mind, ta tell ya da trut'.

Big B:  Really?  Well do you feel like maybe going out to grab a few drinks?

Tony:  Witchu?

Tony glares at Big B for a few moments as he seems to be thinking it over.

Tony:  Ah sure, why da hell not.  Let's do it.

Big B:  That's great!  It's going to be such a blast!  We'll have so much fun, I promise.

Tony:  If yous say so.  Ain't gonna be no worse den sittin' 'round here.

Big B:  Awesome, let's go!

With that, Big B goes to get his stuff together to leave while Tony simply waits for him by the door, as he's already ready to go given he just walked in.  Big B grabs his stuff, puts on his shoes, and excitedly runs over to the door as the scene slowly fades.

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The scene opens up back later that night inside of a bar out in Phoenix, where Big B and Tony are seen sitting on stools up at the door.  B and Tony are both drinking back their beers, with the stools next to them currently empty.  That soon changes though as a group of people show up at the bar right near them, with one of the guys in the group sitting at the stool right next to Tony.  Tony then leans over towards Big B and mumbles to him.

Tony:  Check dis out, B.

Tony then turns his attention to the man sitting at the stool next to his and shoves him in the shoulder, causing the man to turn towards Tony's direction.

Tony:  What da hell is yer problem, huh?  Yous think you can get away wit' dat shit?  Yous t'ink yous can take me or somet'in'?  I'lls even give ya da first t'row, le's see what ya got.

The man looks caught off guard at first and stands up from his seat at the bar stool, showing himself to be no small man himself by any stretch.  Tony then jumps up from his seat as well, and the two men are face to face with each other, looking ready to fight.  Seeing this, Big B quickly hops up as well and runs over to the side of them, and pushes himself in between as he looks.

Big B:  Oh hey, come on guys.  There's no need for a fight, right?  I mean, you really don't want to be fighting my friend here do you?

The other man looks over towards Big B, then up towards the bigger man who is towering over him.  The man looks back and forth between B and Tony a few times, his eyes going wide as he clearly starts to become a bit fearful of the circumstances, with B mentioning himself as Tony's friend.  The man then puts his hands up as he backs up a little bit.

Man:  You know what?  I think it's time for me to go.

The man then turns towards his friends and waves for him to follow them, as the group quickly heads to the opposite side of the bar.  Big B has a big smile on his face as he sits right back down, while Tony slowly sits down as while, glaring at Big B the entire time as he wears a scowl on his face.

Tony:  What da frig'?  Dats like da third time yous done dat tonight.

Big B:  Yeah, it's so weird that you almost end up accidentally having guys wanting to fight you, right?  I'm glad I was able to break it up though so you don't have to deal with that.

Tony looks at Big B and rolls his eyes, his friend quite clearly oblivious to the fact that Tony's quite eagerly looking for a fight.

Tony:  Yeah, what a real friggin' treat yous are.

Big B:  So anyway... what were we talking about before?

Tony:  We's was talkin' 'bout your match, and you's was all confused because you didn't seem to know what was going on with your opponents.

Big B:  Oh yeah, what were you talking about?

Tony:  Well you know who's dese guys are, right?

Big B:  Yeah, we're facing Sean Jackson and Jamie Dean.

Tony:  Right, and dose two guys friggin' hate each other, and you's gonna be facin' 'em.  What do ya t'ink of dat?

Big B:  Well isn't it obvious?  That's not good!

Tony:  Wait... what?

Big B:  I don't like it when people hate each other.

Tony:  Yeah, but in this case, dat's good ya know.

Big B:  How could it be good?  Everyone should like each other!

Tony:  They're your opponents.

Big B:  I know that.

Tony:  Which is why it's good.

Big B simply sits there and staring at Tony blankly, still not getting it.

Tony:  A'ight, lemme break it down for ya.  You's got dis Sean guy, and you's got da Jamie guy.  They ain't like each other none.  At da same time, dey gotta team up and dey gotta play against yous and Desp... as tag team partners.  When da tag team partners ain't like each other, dats only good for their opponents.  Capiche?

Big B:  Cap-what-now?

Tony:  Forget dat... you get what I'm sayin'?

Big B:  Not really.  If they're tag team partners, shouldn't they like each other?

Tony:  Yeah, dey should... but dey don't.  Dats why it's good.

Big B:  So then why would they hate each other and be tag partners?

Tony:  Ya know what?  Just friggin' forget it alright.  All ya need to worry about is that dem hating each other only means good things for yous guys.

Big B:  Nuh uh, other people hating each other makes me sad.

Tony:  Ah, screw data.  Sooner or lata', dose two is gonna be fightin' each other, and dats da beauty of it all.

Big B:  Um... I'm not sure if you understand how tag team matches work Tone.  You see, while there are four people in the match, two of them are supposed to only fight the two other guys on the other side of the ring.

Tony:  Yeah, I...

Tony's attempt to interject Big B's unnecessary explanation of tag team matches fails, as Big B is too caught up in what he is saying to even realize Tony is trying to talk.

Big B:  Like me and Despayre, we're on the same team.  And Sean and Jamie are going to be on the other team.  So either me or Despayre can fight Sean or Jamie.  But me and Despayre won't fight each other, and Sean and Jamie won't fight each other either.  Do you understand what I'm saying now?

Tony:  Yeah, yeah fine... obviously you're right that two guys who absolutely hate each other and are only forced into being tag team partners as a way ta screw wit' dem would never possibly want to end up fighting da guy that they hate, but only instead will want to spend da entire time fighting wit da guys dey ain't got nothing against.  Does dat about cover it?

Big B stops to think it all over for a few seconds, when finally a big smile comes across his face.

Big B:  Yeah, you got it!

Tony rolls his eyes in disgust as Big B is clearly oblivious to the excessive sarcasm in his comment.  Tony then turns back towards the bar and calls after the bartender.

Tony:  Hey!  I need another round over here, a'ight?  Right away!

Tony then looks back at Big B, who is smiling back at Tony.  Tony simply looks disgusted before he turns back to the bar.

Tony:  You know what?  Betta' make dat a double!

Tony lets out a sigh and just shakes his head as he continues drinking the other drink he still had in front of him as the scene then slowly fades to black.

8
Climax Control Archives / A Team or Not a Team
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:54:07 PM »
 The scene opens up at the Los Angeles home of Nick Jones, which is also, perhaps more importantly, the residence of one half of the SCW Tag Team Champion Bosom Buddies, Big B.  Big B is seen sitting at the kitchen table, all by himself, with a piece of paper in his hands.  As Big B intently reads the paper, it becomes immediately clear that he cannot help but moves his lips along with everything that he is reading.  As B continues on, it is just moments later when Nick comes walking into the kitchen, making a bee-line for the refrigerator.  However, Nick comes to a sudden stop as he catches his cousin from the corner of his eye and turns towards him.  Nick watches Big B mouth every word that he reads and cannot help but laugh at the sight, before eventually moving in towards B and snatching the paper right out of his hands.  Big B, seemingly completely unaware of Nick's nearby presence prior to that, is caught off guard and immediately spins his head towards Nick.

Big B:  Hey!  I wasn't done with that!

Nick:  Yeah, yeah.  You'll get it back in a second.  I just didn't feel like waiting another half hour for you to finish and I figured it would be easier to read the paper rather than your lips.

The comment clearly confuses Big B, based upon the expression that comes across his face.

Big B:  What are you talking about?  My lips don't have any words written on them.

Nick rolls his eyes before responding with a heavy amount of sarcasm in his town, although B seems unaware of it.

Nick:  Of course, my mistake, I don't know what I could have been thinking.

Big B then waits and watches Nick, who after just a few second seems to be finished and immediately tosses the paper right back to B.  B then grabs it and continues reading on, his lips moving along once again, as Nick grabs a seat in the chair next to Big B, just watching him as he waits for his cousin to finish.

Big B:  So what do you think?

Nick:  I think saying you were on a first grade reading level would be an insult to first-graders.

Big B:  I don't get it.

Nick:  Of course not.

Big B:  Anyway, I meant... what do you think about the card?

Big B holds up the piece of paper in his hand, indicating that it is in the card for the upcoming episode of Climax Control.

Big B:  Did you see that I'm booked?  Me and Despy!  It should be a pretty awesome match, don't ya think?

Nick simply scoffs as his immediate response to B, before following it up with a laugh, while his cousin just stares at him blankly.  B then eventually turns the paper over, looking at it front and back for a few moments before looking back to Nick.

Big B:  Why are you laughing?  Was there a joke on here I missed or something?

Nick:  Yeah, the joke is that match that you're booked in.

Big B:  Nuh uh.  It's for real, I swear!  It's even the main event and everything.

Nick:  That's what makes it such a funny joke.

Big B:  Oh, ok.  So um... what do you think of the match... or the joke... or whatever?

Nick:  I think there's nothing to really say, I'm sure you and your little buddy have this one in the bag.

Big B:  Really?  Cool!  But, why do you say that?

Nick:  It's simply really, these two chumps aren't even a real team.  Have they ever even tagged together at all?  They'll have no clue what they're doing out there together, while then there's the other side of the ring where, as much as I cannot believe I'm saying this, they'll be looking at the two men who have proven themselves to be the very best tag team in all of SCW.

Big B:  That's awesome!  Who are they?

Nick puts his face in his hands as he cannot believe what he's hearing, unsure of how to respond at first.  He then shakes it off before turning back towards his cousin.

Nick:  Um... that would be the reigning SCW Tag Team Champions.

Big B:  But me and Despayre are the reigning SCW Tag Team Champions.

Nick doesn't say a word, but continues to stare at Big B silently, simply waiting for Big B to finally get it.  Big B looks back at Nick seemingly oblivious, until a little while later it suddenly seems to click.

Big B:  Oh, I get it!  You're saying WE'RE the bset tag team in SCW.  Cool.

Nick again says nothing, instead taps his nose while pointing to Big B.

Big B:  What's wrong with your nose?  Do you have allergies or something?

Nick rolls his eyes, but in this instead simply opts to move on.

Nick:  Anyway, the point is when you've got a couple of guys who don't a damn thing about teaming together against you two, who have done it over and over, and keep on beating everyone in the process, what else do you need to know?  This one is already in the books.

Big B:  It's not a book, it's just on a piece of paper.

Big B once again holds up the printout of the card he was reading earlier, however before Nick can even come back with one of his normally sarcastic responses, Big B continues on.

Big B:  But as far as us winning, I don't know if it's gonna be so easy.  I mean, of course we're gonna really, really try.  And I think we can do it, but it's gonna be pretty hard, ya know.

Nick:  What makes you say that?

Big B:  Well sure these guys aren't a normal tag team together, but they're both really good.  I mean, come on, they are two of the top champions in all of SCW!

Nick simply scoffs at that, not even bothering to give a response.  This time, however, Big B catches it and quickly reacts.

Big B:  What's that all about?  It's true ya know.

Nick:  Oh really?  Well why don't we start off with...

Nick grabs the printed card from Big B and looks at it again for a moment before continuing, seeming to be unsure of who he's talking about.

Nick:  ... Equinox.  What exactly is this so-called "top championship" that he's got?

Big B:  Don't you know?  He's the Roule...

Nick puts his hand up to Big B's face and immediately cuts him off.

Nick:  I don't need you to tell me he's the Roulette Champion, damn it!

Nick's tone makes it clear that he didn't already know this, but simply did not want to admit as much.

Nick:  It was obviously a rhetorical question.

Big B looks completely confused as he respond to Nick.

Big B:  Who?

Nick:  Who what?

Big B:  Who is that?

Nick:  Who is who?

Big B:  That person who asked the question... you said his name was Retter-something-or-other.

Nick:  Oh geez.  It's rhetorical... you know what, forget it.  Never mind.  Just such up, alright?  Anyway, as I was saying, I know who this clown is and this so-called "top championship" of his, and I can tell you it's nothing of the sort.  The title itself is just one big joke that absolutely no one should, and no one does, take seriously.  The only thing that's at least somewhat appropriate about that title is that it is appropriately named.  Because you see, being the Roulette Champion is no different than winning a game of roulette.  It's nothing but a matter of pure luck and involves absolutely no skill of any kind whatsoever and if you try enough times, it'll eventually work out for you.

Big B:  But what about all the success Equinox...

Nick:  Let me just stop you right there.  I can tell you right now, whatever alleged success you're talking about can all come back down to one single reality.  That chumps like this Equinox are facing off against nothing but a bunch of other no-talent hacks hoping for some luck.

Big B:  But he's already held the title for over two months.

Nick:  Yeah, well every now and then luck comes in streaks, but sooner or later it will all come to an end.  It's an entire belt that's based entirely around one lucky spin of a wheel.

Big B:  Oh, I get it.  So you're saying it's like on the Price is Right when they figure out who is going to compete in the showcase showdown by spinning the big wheel!

Nick silently stares at Big B for a few seconds, not quite believing what he's hearing out of his cousin, before continuing.

Nick:  So anyway... the point is simple, this is nothing but a thrown together tag team featuring an alleged champion who in reality is a complete hack, just like his belt.

Big B:  But if it's so easy to get, how come YOU were never Roulette Champion?

This comment clearly makes Nick a bit unhappy, as a scowl comes across his face as he glares at B.

Nick:  If I actually wanted that title, I promise you I would have had it in a heartbeat.  The only reason I didn't is because, quite frankly, it was beneath me and simply would have been a waste of my time.  I spent my time focusing on a REAL championship.

Big B:  Oh, you mean SCW Heavyweight Championship?

Nick:  Exactly.

Big B:  Well then what about Drake Green?

Nick:  Who?

Big B:  Equinox's partner.

Nick quickly looks down at the card still sitting in from of him.

Nick:  Um, yeah... right.  I knew that.  What about him?

Big B:  He's accomplished quite a lot, ya know.

Nick simply rolls his eyes at Big B, before responding with a heavy amount of sarcasm in his voice.

Nick:  Sure he has.

Big B:  Oh good, glad you agree with that.

Nick:  I was being sarcastic.

Big B:  Oh.

Big B stops and thinks about that for a few seconds before continuing on.

Big B:  You said the SCW Heavyweight Championship was the real championship.

Nick:  Yeah... and?

Big B:  Well you know that Drake just won the SCW Heavyweight Championship at Into the Void III, right?

Nick:  What?!?  Uh, I mean yeah... of course I knew that.  How would I possibly not know that?

Big B:  I don't know, but you just said about how that was like the bestest title, but then how you didn't think Drake accomplished anything.

Nick:  Well yeah, but you know, it's not the same anyway.  These days the competition is a lot lower, so it doesn't really mean what it once did.  Besides, this Drake character has only been the champion for a couple of weeks, so let's not get ahead of ourselves.  Let's see if he can really do something with this reign, and have it actually mean anything.  This guy doesn't know what it's really like, not like me.  After all, let's not forget you're looking at a guy who not only had an impressive reign as SCW Champion but did it TWICE.

Big B:  I know that.

Nick:  Then what else is there to say?

Big B:  Just that Drake is a two-time champion too.

Nick:  Well, um... it doesn't matter, because it doesn't mean shit until he's actually faced off against some REAL competition, something that is long since gone from SCW.  Besides, not only are you looking at a two-time SCW Champion, do I also need to remind you that I was ALSO the NWA World Champion?

Big B:  Well not really, because...

Before Big B can even finish, Nick slams his fists down on the table and stands up.

Nick:  SHUT THE HELL UP!

Nick then turns and storms out of the room, leaving Big B sitting at the table alone with a look of shock on his face.

Big B:  Jeez, I wonder what that was all about?

Big B stops and thinks for a moment, stroking his chin as he does so, before eventually shrugging his shoulders.

Big B:  Oh well, beats me.  I bet it was something Diana said.  Now where was I?

With that, Big B grabs the piece of paper with the Climax Control card on it, apparently STILL not having finished reading it, and continues on, once again mouthing the words as he goes along.  This lasts for another couple of minutes before B finally puts the paper down on the table with a big smile on his face.

Big B:  There.  Done!

Big B then looks around and soon realizes the empty and quiet environment that is surrounding him.

Big B:  This stinks, I need something to do!

Big B stops and thinks before his face suddenly slights up as a huge smile appears.

Big B:  Ooo! Ooo! I know!  Let's see what Despy's up to!

Big B quickly reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone.  He then very slowly and deliberately starts to type out a text message, poking the screen of his phone at a painstaking pace.  Over quite a bit of time, B finally seems to finish and then appears to be reading it over, as his lips can once again be soon moving.  At that point, an unhappy look suddenly comes across his face.

Big B:  Oh no, I think I spelt that wrong!

With that, Big B is suddenly seen deleting his entire message and starting over from the very beginning.  The process of course takes quite a while once again, as B continues to slowly poke at his screen with one finger for one letter at a time.  He finally gets to the end and as he rereads it, a smile comes across his face.

Big B:  Goody!  SEND!

Big B hits the send button and then simply sits there and stares at the screen intently.  Minutes go by and B does not even move, continuing to stare endlessly, with the excited look on his face slowly but surely dissipating.  As more time goes by, B seems to now look somewhat disappointed and his eyes can be seen starting to move around, no longer focusing in solely on the phone.  Finally he gives up and at that moment Big B stands up from his chair and goes to walk away from the table.  However, Big B does not get more than two steps away from the table when the phone, which is still sitting on the table, can be both seen and heard vibrating with a notification.  Big B immediately spins back around and lunges back towards the table and plops right back down in the chair.

Big B:  YAY!

Big B then snatches the phone up off of the table and starts to read from it, his lips of course once again moving along as he reads the message.  However, this time as he reaches, he begins to furrow his eyebrows as he reads.  He eventually finishes the message, puts the phone down, and begins to scratch his head.

Big B:  Well that was... weird.  I must have texted the wrong person.

Big B looks back down at the phone and seems to be quite perplexed, seeming very uneasy by the whole situation as he continues to sit there while the scene slowly fades to black.

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Supercard Archives / BOSOM BUDDIES vs FROST and ACQUIN
« on: July 17, 2014, 11:41:22 PM »
 The scene opens up within the all-too-familiar lovely Los Angeles home of the former SCW World Heavyweight Champion, Nick Jones (And why wouldn't it?  When the show is in Vegas, might as well live in the lap of luxury).  The scene quickly moves in on Nick himself, who is seen sprawled out on a leather coach in front of his large screen television, interestingly enough watching the most recent episode of SCW's Climax Control.  Perhaps even more noteworthy is that the particular match in question he is watching is that of his cousin, Bernard "Big B" Jones, going up against Lucian Frost.  Just as Nick ends up watching the intense finish to this match, Big B enters the room from behind Nick, just in time to catch what his cousin was watching.  Big B seems a bit confused by this, and just as the match finishes, Nick stops the recording of the show and Big B quickly chimes in, sounding slightly upset.

Big B:  You only JUST watched my match now?

Nick, clearly having no idea that Big B was standing right behind the couch, jumps from his seat for a moment, startled by the sound of his cousin.  Nick then quickly spins around to see B and lets out a deep breath and shakes his head before cousin in annoyance before responding.

Nick:  Yeah, so what?

Big B:  Well the match was almost TWO WEEKS ago.  I know you weren't there and stuff, which I didn't make a big deal out of it or anything, but I thought you'd at least have watched the match.  Even if not live, at least sometime soon after that.

Nick:  I don't know what to tell you, B.  I'm a busy man, and this is the first chance I've had to get to it.  I still watched it, didn't I?  No reason to be so sensitive.  You should just be appreciative that I made the time for it at all.

Big B:  Oh... ok.  I guess that makes sense why I've hardly seen you the past few weeks.  What have you been doing that's made you so busy?

The tone of Big B's response makes it clear that the question is innocent enough, as B seemed to be more curious as opposed to having any interest in trying to catch Nick in a lie.  However, that still doesn't do Nick any good, as he is left stammering a bit while searching for a response.

Nick:  Well, it's... it's just... it hasn't really just been ONE thing, you know.  There's been lots of things.  Really it's a list too long to even begin to get into.  I wouldn't want to bore you with all of the details, but I've just been very busy, that's all.

Nick seems to look at B a bit nervously, seemingly unsure even if his typically gullible cousin is going to fall for this one, as B silently stands there thinking things over.  However, just a moment or two passes before a smile comes across Big B's face as he nods back at Nick.

Big B:  Ok, fair enough.

Nick looks relieved as he then takes the opportunity to turn back to the TV, grabbing the remote and ready to put something on, but before he can get that far, Big B suddenly goes leaping over the catch and goes crashing down onto the couch cushion right next to Nick.  With the impact of B's additional size and weight over his cousin, this causes the entire couch to temporary tilt in B's direction and ultimately makes Nick, who was caught completely off guard, go falling over right into Big B.  Big B just chuckles to himself as Nick looks rather annoyed, pushing himself away from B as quickly as he can before glaring over at him.

Nick:  What the hell was that?

Big B:  I'll tell you what it was...

Big B gets quiet for a moment as Nick simply looks confused.  Nick opens his mouth to respond but before he can get a word in, Big B quickly darts forward to get face to face with his cousin as he screams out.

Big B:  FUN!!!

Big B quickly falls back into his seat and breaks out into hysterical laughter, kicking around in the process as Nick rolls his eyes.  Nick goes to grab the remote once more, but before he gets very far, Big B gets his act together and addresses his cousin once again.

Big B:  So what did ya think?

Nick:  Of what?  You nearly breaking my couch, or your stupid little joke after that?

Big B:  No, no, no... the match, silly!

Nick:  Oh, the match.

Nick seems to actually be presently surprised in his cousin's interest to discuss a more serious matter, particularly one Nick is actually interested in.  Nick stops to think it over for a moment before responding.

Nick:  Well I've got to give credit where credit is due... you had quite the performance out there.

Big B's face quickly glows at the fact of receiving any degree of praise from Nick, the cousin who he so clearly looks up to, as much as that may confuse so many people.

Big B:  Really?!?

Nick:  Absolutely.  You know as well as anyone that I've always told you how singles wrestling versus tag team wrestling is a whole different ball-game, but you went out there and showed you could handle it on your own in that ring.  Now granted, it's not like it was against some top level talent or for some major title, but hell... for you, that was pretty good.

Big B, clearly missing the slight at himself that was implied in Nick's last comment, becomes more excited as Nick continues on.

Nick:  I guess you really were paying attention to everything I taught you.  I'm glad that, thanks to me, you've been able to become a legitimate competitor out there.  I won't lie, I had concerns that you would simply be out there, doing you own thing, not acting like a real wrestler and instead running around out there like a chicken with his head cut off, kind of like that lunatic buddy of yours...

Nick stops himself mid-sentence and looks at his cousin, seeming to ponder what he was about to say for a few moments.

Nick:  ... well never mind that.  Anyway, the point is really that I'm glad to see you took to your teaching well and that, all thanks to me, and everything I've thought you, that you've shown yourself capable of having matches like you did right there.  And don't worry, there's no need to thank me for absolutely everything that I've done to make you into the talent that you've become, what I see in that ring is enough of an acknowledgment of all of the credit I deserve.

Big B nods along with a big smile on his face the entire time, letting his cousin finish before chiming in with his response.

Big B:  Yeah!  Plus, you know it was also really cool how before the match and everything, Synn sat down with me and went over all sort of strategizingness of the match.  That definitely made a huge difference in what I did, especially given that it was a singles match.  I don't think I could have done it without him!

Nick does not take too kindly to Big B's crediting of Synn, as a scowl quickly appears on his face and, with a displeased tone in his voice, he is quick to cut in.

Nick:  Yeah, while I'm sure that was REEEAL helpful and all, I think it's safe to say that five minutes of chit-chat with some never was might not have been quite as important as everything you learned from watching the best in the business with a front row seat, right?

Big B seems rather confused by Nick's comments, not quite getting the intended insult at Synn, but rather just unsure of what Nick is saying overall.

Big B:  Um... right?  But yeah, I mean obviously there was A LOT more to it than just that talk with Synn.  That was really a small piece of the puzzle.

A smile comes back to the face of Nick as he perceives his cousin conceding to his point.  That doesn't last very long, however, as Big B proceeds with his point.

Big B:  I mean it's been for weeks before that, even months, that Synn has been teaching me all sorts of stuff.  It's been great!  I mean, there's still I didn't never know about wrestling at all until Synn taught me it.  It was so cool and it helps me do all these new moves and how to counter stuff, and everything.

Nick:  Oh yeah, because I'm sure really a few weeks from some second rate hack did way more for your development as wrestler than all of the years before that ever did.

Clearly not catching the sarcasm of Nick's comment, Big B simply looks to his cousin and shrugs.

Big B:  I guess so.

Nick gets more annoyed by this response, but then makes an effort to simply change the topic.

Nick:  Well whatever... how about this next match of yours, huh?  You and your little buddy have yourselves a tag title defense I see.  So with gold on the line you always have to be prepared, even if you are going up against a couple of nobodies.

Big B:  Our match isn't against nobody... our match is against two people, another tag team!

Nick:  Right, but I meant... never mind.

Big B:  Yeah, these guys are also pretty awesome too, ya know.

Nick:  Awesome?  Come on, give me a break.  It's one thing to underrate your opponents, which is never good, but you seem to hold every one of these clowns up on a pedestal.  What has either one of those losers ever accomplished?

Big B:  Well Lucian Frost was the FIRST EVER SCW Roulette Champion!  And of course...

Nick doesn't even let Big B finish as he cuts him off mid-sentence.

Nick:  Well yeah, obviously... but winning some low-level title years and years ago doesn't mean much today, now does it?  Besides, I meant what have they two of them ever actually accomplished as a TEAM.  It is a tag team title match after all, not a roulette match.

Big B:  Yeah, I know, but that's what I was gonna say... they also are former SCW Tag Team Champions, too!

As this conversation is ongoing, Tony is seen walking by in the background and cannot help but stop and listen in, clearly quite intrigued by what he's hearing.  Meanwhile, Nick tries to talk his way out of not knowing these facts he was quite oblivious to before this.

Nick:  Obviously I know about that, that's not what I really meant.  I mean, how long ago was THAT, right?

Big B:  It was actually pretty recently!

Nick:  That's all relative though.  "Pretty recently?"  Come on, don't fall into that trap.  "Recently" doesn't really mean much of anything, in the end it's still a while ago and, when you look at it in the measure of what really matters at all, they are one in a long line of former champions A.K.A., losers.  Right?

Big B:  Yeah, but cuz, they were the ones who Despy and me actually won the tag team titles from!

Nick is completely stunned, not quite sure how to respond to this as he seemed to not have a clue that this was true.  He stutters for a bit and can't come up with anything, so before he can even mutter a single intelligible word, Tony opts to chime in, drawing the attention of both Nick and Big B in the process.

Tony: Jeez, and I t'ought it was supposed ta be B who was da friggin'...

Tony puts his fingers up in air quotes.

Tony: ... "stupit one".

Tony chuckles, as Big B joins him laughter, of course oblivious to the joke being an insult to him just as much as it was to Nick.  Nick, of course, is not quite so amused as he is quick to snap back.

Nick:  Well aren't you just a damn riot, huh?  Well maybe you want to be the...

Nick now makes air quotes of his own.

Nick:  ... "unemployed one".

Tony notices the pissy nature of his boss at this point, and rather then pushing the matter further simply waves Nick off and turns and walks out of the area, bringing a smug look of satisfaction to Nick's face in the process.

Big B:  Well anyway... enough about all of this tag match stuff, there are more important things to worry about for Sunday.

Nick turns back towards his cousin, a look of confusion on his face.

Nick:  What the hell are you talking about?

Big B:  What do you think, silly?  Sunday is not only the Into the Void supercard, but that's also SCW's Make a Wish event!

Nick raises an eyebrow at his cousin, perplexed at this comment from him.

Nick:  THAT is more important?

Big B's jaw drops in shock as he hears this comment from Nick, and for the first time Nick seems to hear himself, as he stops for a moment and his expression changes as he shakes his head.

Nick:  Yeah, wow... I just heard how that came out.  That came across pretty bad, huh?

Big B does not say a word, but simply nods rather vigorously at his cousin.

Nick:  Yeah, sorry about that.  I mean, I'm not saying this whole Make-a-Wish thing isn't important, but it's not like you need to prepare in advance for it, or put all of your focus on that going in.  For a match, you actually need to do that stuff, you know what I'm saying?

Big B shakes his head at Nick before responding.

Big B:  Nuh uh!  I'll be ready for the match, don't worry about that, but trust me, I absolutely totally need to be preparing in advance and all of that stuff for the Make-a-Wish!  It's super duper important!

Nick:  Sure, I guess so, but...

Big B:  I know not to underestimate my opponents, but you're the one always telling me how much betterer and strongerer I am than them, right?

Nick:  Um... right.

Big B:  So why do I need to waste all of my time on them?  The answer is I don't!  So now if I spend my time on more important things, like the super duper ultra mega important Make a Wish, then I can help make even more wishes come true, right?  And what's more important than that?

Nick stops and thinks for a moment, but cannot seem to come up with an answer to his cousin's question.

Nick:  Well I guess you make quite the point there.  That's quite, um... admirable, I guess you'd say.  Good for you, and if you've really got yourself at the point where you know you've got this match in the bag, then good for you, make the best of it.  You do whatever you think you should do.

Big B:  Not just me.  What about you?

Nick looks confused by this comment from B, not seeming to understanding what he's getting at.

Nick:  What about me?

Big B:  You're going to be there too, right?

Nick:  At the show?  Of course.  I know I missed Climax Control, but this is a supercard, and the titles are on the line.  I wouldn't miss that.

Big B:  I'm not talking about the show.  Well, I am talking about the show sort of, but that's not what I was really asking.

Nick:  Alright, you've lost me... what ARE you asking?

Big B:  I'm asking about Make A Wish!

Nick:  Didn't we just finish talking about that?  I said good for you if that's what you wanted to do.

Big B:  No, we didn't finish.  That's what I'm still talking about.

Nick:  I'm still not following you, B.

Big B:  I'm saying that it's not just me, what about YOU being there for Make a Wish?

For the first time, B's implications finally catch on with Nick and his expression quickly changes.  While he doesn't look unhappy about this question from B, he certainly seems a bit uncertain.  Nick responds slowly and quietly, some hesitancy clearly present in his voice.

Nick:  Well I don't know about that one, B.

Big B:  Why not?

Nick:  It's just... it's complicated.

Big B:  What's so complicated?  We're gonna get to see all of these kids and they'll be so excited and it'll be great!

Nick:  Yeah, I know.  But it's um... you know.

Big B:  No, I don't... what?

Nick:  I'm just so damn busy lately, you know.

Big B:  I know, but didn't you just say you were going to be at the supercard?

Nick:  Well... yeah.

Nick seems to try to come up with something else to say, but has nothing and eventually just stops trying to even conjure up some weak response to this.

Big B:  So then you'll be there with me for Make a Wish?

Nick thinks this over and then a small smile creeps across his face, a very uncommon sight for Nick, as he responds to his cousin.

Nick:  Yeah, I guess I will.

Big B:  GREAT!!! Oh my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun.  I'm gonna love it, you're gonna love it, all the Entourage is gonna love it, and the KIDS are gonna love it!

Big B excitedly rambles on with all of his plans for the upcoming Sunday as Nick quietly sits and listens to his cousin go on, with it all fading off into the background as the scene slowly fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / Getting Ready for the Holiday..s?
« on: July 04, 2014, 05:52:23 PM »
 The scene fades into a local grocery store earlier in the week, located somewhere in the area of Tempe, Arizona, the location of this week's edition of SCW Climax Control.  As the scene pans around throughout the aisles of the store, you can see plenty of people getting ready for their weekends plans, as most everyone there is stocking up on your standard barbeque needs for this weekend, getting ready for the Fourth of July.  The camera shot eventually moves down one particular aisle, where we then see a very familiar face, as pushing a cart down that aisle is no other than one half of the SCW Tag Team Champion Bosom Buddies, Bernard "Big B" Jones.

Big B is walking down the aisle and keeps looking back and forth at the items on the shelves, eventually coming to a stop and staring intently at one particular area of the shelves.  B stands there quietly, stroking his chin in thought until eventually one of the supermarkets employees approaches Big B, seeing him looking for something.


Employee:  Hello sir, is there something I can help you with today?

Big B, clearly so intently focused on what he was doing, seems to be caught quite off guard by the approaching employee, as he looks a bit surprised and snaps out of the trance he was in before turning towards the employee.

Big B:  Oh, hi!  Um, no thank you.  I'm just buying some stuff for this weekend.  We're having a barbeque!  It's gonna be real fun.

The employee smiles and nods at Big B, as he clearly makes an effort to provide some friendly customer service.

Employee:  Ah yes, always great to enjoy the weather and do some grilling for Independence Day, right?

Big B:  Um... right... I guess.  Wait, what does is that?

The employee seems to be a bit confused by B's question, but clearly trying to still do his best to be good employee, keeps a big smile on his face as he gives an answer.

Employee:  Yeah, things have been a little crazy, huh?  I see how it's easy to lose track, but it's on Friday.

Big B:  Oh, um... I actually meant like, what's the date of it?

The supermarket employee now looks completely baffled by this question, staring at Big B silently for a few seconds and clearly not even sure how to respond.  He eventually shakes it off, and with a much more confused tone to his voice, comes back with a response.

Employee:  Well Independence Day would be, well... July 4th.

Big B's face lights up as he hears this and he responds with excitement in his voice.

Big B:  Oh really?  No way!  That's so cool.  What are the chances that Independence Day and the 4th of July would be on the same day, huh?  Awesome!

The look on the man's face now becomes even more extreme, as he stares at Big B completely blankly, with his jaw now dropped in shock.  The man stands there in complete silence, clearly having no idea how to respond, while Big B simply seems confused by the man's expression.

Big B:  What?  Don't you agree?  I mean you know about the 4th of July, right?  Because it's on July 4th, too.

The man opens his mouth as if he's about to say something, but clearly cannot come up with the words and eventually just shakes his head before turning and walking away.  Big B scratches his head in confusion for a moment before simply shrugging and then talking to himself.

Big B:  That's weird, I guess he's never heard of the 4th of July before.  Oh well, no big deal.  Now it's just cool that we get to celebrate two different holidays!

Big B returns to his shopping when suddenly his Bosom Buddies tag team partner, Despayre, comes running over, with Angel of course firmly secured in his one arm, while his other arm is suspiciously hidden behind his back.  It appears as he has one of those small hand baskets for shopping, but it cannot quite be seen what is in it.  As he approaches, it grabs Big B's attention as he turns around, and as soon as he sees Despayre he immediately begins to talk to him.

Big B:  Hey Despy, did you know that for our barbeque this weekend we get to celebrate both the Fourth of July AND Independence Day?  Isn't that cool?

Despayre looks slightly confused for just a moment, but it fades quickly as a big smiles comes across his face as the idea still seems to excite him, despite seeming to know better.

Despayre:  Um... yeah!  It's gonna be really cool!

Big B:  By the way, did you find the stuff on the list you were looking for?

Despayre:  Yeah, I've got it right here.

Despayre puts Angel down in the seat at the top of the shopping cart for a moment, then using his free hand to reach into the basket is holding in his other hand, making a point to never take the basket from behind his back.  Despayre then pulls a couple of bags of buns for hamburgers and hot dogs from behind his back, and puts them into the cart.

Despayre:  There you go.  Oh hey, what's that?!?

Despayre points off in the distance, drawing Big B's attention away from the direction that he was just facing.  With B distracted, Despayre moves quickly and ends up reaching behind his back again and this time pulls a huge bag of various mixed candies which he then quickly throws into the shopping cart.  Just a moment later, Big B turns back around towards Despy, looking confused.

Big B:  What?  I don't see anything.

Despayre:  Oh, you um... just missed it.

Big B:  Oh, ok.

Big B shrugs it off and seems to think nothing of it, that is until he sees the huge bag of candy in the basket and is quick to point it out.

Big B:  Hey, what's that?

Despayre quickly gets quite defensive, seeming nervous as he immediately points in the direction of Angel.

Despayre:  He did it!

Big B:  But we promised everyone we would only buy what was on the list they gave us.

Despayre:  I know, that's what I told him!  But you know Angel, once he sets his mind on something it's tough to change his mind.  He said he really, really, really wanted it.

Big B looks into the basket and seems to be thinking it over, and with his focus elsewhere, Despayre takes the opportunity to look right over toward Angel and put his finger over his lips, shushing Angel while also shaking his head at him.  Big B then goes to turn back towards Despayre, causing Despy to quickly pull his hand back down at his sides and do his best to look innocent.

Big B:  Ok fine, I guess we can get just one.  But we can't do any more, or everyone is gonna get really, really mad at us.

Despayre:  Yeah, exactly.  You should consider yourself lucky buddy!

Despayre wags a finger sternly in the direction of Angel as he says this.

Big B:  Alright, we've got to finish getting the rest of this stuff on the list.  Now where was I?

Big B turns back to the shelves he was looking at before, and with his back turned, Despayre pulls the basket from behind his back revealing a second huge bag of candy in it.  Despayre looks down at it and seems to be thinking it over, before eventually pulling the bag from the basket and tossing the basket aside.  Despayre then makes a point of lifting up a bunch of the items already piled up in the basket and takes the second bag of candy and hides it under there, out of view, just before Big B turns back around.  As B turns around, Despy quickly jumps back away from the cart, while Big B obliviously adds something else to the cart before pushing it to continue along their way.

As the continue on with their shopping, both B and Desp continue to grab things off of the shelves from their shopping list.  They go through each and every aisle of the store while Depsayre also continues to sneak in various types of junk food into the cart whenever Big B isn't watching.  This continues on for a while, until the conversation takes an interesting shift in the direction of SCW.


Despayre:  Yeah, and while Friday should be great, Sunday should be super cool too, right?  It's a pretty big deal.

Big B:  Yeah, it's always cool to have matches!

Despayre:  Well yeah, but are you ready for it?

Big B:  What do you mean?  It's not like the old days no more, I've had plenty of matches now.  We're even champs and everything!

Despayre:  Sure, but this one is different.

Big B stops and turns towards Despayre, looking quite confused by this comment.

Big B:  What do you mean?

Despayre:  This is a singles match, you know that, right?

Big B:  Yeah, so what?

Despayre:  Well it's just gonna be you all by yourself.  I mean I'll be there, but not wrestling with you and stuff.

Big B:  Yeah I know, so what's the big deal?

Despayre:  I'm just saying it's something different, 'cause you've always been doing tag team matches.

Big B:  It just means instead of the two of us beating two guys together, I have to beat one guy by myself.  I know I'm not all that good at math and stuff, but I'm pretty sure that works out the same.

Despayre:  I mean it kind of is, but it's really not.  I don't know it's... different.  Plus Lucian Frost has a lot more experience in singles matches, ya know.

Big B:  Yeah, but Frost was one of the one's we beat for the tag titles and everything.  If we already beat him once before, why can't I do it again?

Despayre:  Well all I'm saying is that this is going to be a nice thing for you, and Frost has done a lot more in singles matches than  you.  He was the first ever Roulette Champion and everything!

Big B:  Yeah, I know, but... but...

Despayre:  But what?

Big B:  But he's just so little!

The comment clearly does not sit quite so well with Despayre, as he folds his arms across his chest and glares in the direction of his tag team partner with a very stern look.

Despayre:  Yeah... so?!?  What's that supposed to mean?!?

Big B:  Just that, um... uh... nothing.  

Big B then lowers his head, seeming somewhat ashamed of himself as he quietly mumbles out his next comment.

Big B:  Sorry.

Despayre:  Well...

Despayre continues to glare at Big B for a few moments, but he cannot keep it up as a smile comes across his face as he looks over at his buddy.

Despayre:  It's ok!  But just don't underestimate the difference in a singles match or the talents of a little guy.  I know you know better.  Just look at me... or him!

Despayre points over towards Angel, who Big B turns towards before nodding his head in acknowledgment and turning back towards Despayre.

Big B:  Yeah, I know.  But it's all going to be ok in the end, because while I may not have a partner in the match, you'll still be there!

Despayre:  Yeah!  Although I'm going to be strapped together with Joshua Acquin, so that will be kind of different.  But it's kind of cool because then we can use it to play games, too!

Big B:  Oh yeah, I never even thought of that.  Oh my gosh, we can use it to play jump rope!

Despayre:  Yeah, and there's so many cool jump rope games we can play too.  Like we could play relay... or helicopter.

Big B:  Oooo ooo, we could play school too.  Or Water Splash!

Despayre:  Yeah, those are the best!  We could also...

Despayre suddenly trails off as he seems to stop and start to think about something.  Despayre looks off into the distance for a few moments as Big B looks confused, before Despy eventually turns back towards B.

Despayre:  Wait a second, wasn't there some other reason we were talking about this?  Like... isn't there something important going on this weekend we were focusing on?

Big B stops and thinks for a moment, before suddenly snapping his fingers as his face lights up.

Big B:  I got it!  I can't believe I almost forgot about it, that would have been sooooo bad.

Despayre:  Why, what was it?

Big B then points towards his shopping cart as he looks at Despy.

Big B:  We still have to finish shopping for our barbeque!

Despayre:  Oh yeah!  That was it!  Was there anything else?

Big B:  Um... I don't think so.

Despayre:  Oh ok, good.  Well then let's finish shopping.

The Bosom Buddies go back to their previous shopping plans, seeming to both already completely forgotten their entire discussion surrounding Big B's upcoming match against Lucian Frost.  As they start to head off, however, Big B seems to come to some sort of realization as he stops once again.

Big B:  Wait one gosh darn tootin' second.

Despayre, who had continued on walking, not realizing Big B had stopped, now turns back towards his friend to see what's going on after having heard him.

Despayre:  What's wrong?

Big B is silent for a moment, seeming to think things over before responding to Despayre.

Big B:  Where did all of this junk food come from?!?

Despayre is quickly to point in the direction of Angel while nervously yelling in response.

Despayre:  He did it!

With that, Despayre then turn and quickly runs off, heading down to the end of the aisle and then turning out of view of the shot.  B watches Despayre run off then simply shrugs before looking down at Angel.

Big B:  You know, you're going to get me in a lot of trouble!

Big B shakes his head at Angel before grabbing some of the bags of junk food from out of the cart and going to put them back as the scene slowly fades to black.

11
Climax Control Archives / B's Big Trip
« on: June 13, 2014, 09:53:25 PM »
 The scene opens at the Los Angeles International Airport, which is of course extremely busy with a non-stop rush of people running all around, rushing to catch their planes and gleefully reaching their final destination and attempting to finally get back home.  As the shot scans around the airport, it slowly but surely starts to focus in on one particularly area, which as it gets closer reveals itself to be the baggage claim area.  As it continues to move in, the shot particularly focuses on one particular baggage carousel and it is not long before a familiar face is noticed, as his head peaks out above the average folks all around him.  Standing there with a gleeful smile on his face is none other than one-half of the SCW Tag Team Champion Bosom Buddies, Bernard "Big B" Jones.  B stands at the carousel, which is not yet moving as no bags have arrived from the flight yet, as the crowd continues to grow.  Big B, however, has managed to position himself quite well, being right up against the carousel and directly in front of the area which the baggage comes down to, giving him the opportunity to quickly bag as soon as it arrives.  It is at that point that the red light in front of Big B starts to flash and a loud buzzing sound is heard, indicating that the baggage is now finally on it's way.

Big B:  Oooo!  Oooo!  Here it comes!

Big B gets almost giddy as a smile grows across his face and the carousel starts to now move.  A few moments later, bags start dropping down onto it one by one, as Big B's head can be seen staring at each one intently, watching it as it goes past him, despite many of them looking not at all similar to each other, and therefore clearly not all looking like his own bag.  At one point, one of the bags slides down but gets caught at the top of the carousel, making it completely out of reach for many folks.  It is at that point that a small woman looks up to the much taller B and flashes him a smile.

Woman:  Excuse me, sir.  Would you mind doing me a favor and grabbing that bag for me?

The woman motions to the bag in question as Big B looks to it, then back at her, before happily nodding.

Big B:  Yeah, of course!

The delay caused by the conversation has however caused the bag to move further away from B's reach, yet he still attempts to lean over and grab the bag.  As it is just out of his reach, Big B tries to lean in even closer, despite the bag only getting further away as he does.  Big B eventually leans in so much that he suddenly tumbles over and falls completely onto the carousel!  The people all around look at B quite curiously, while a number of others immediately burst out into laughter.  Big B, riding around on the carousel, now continues to crawl forward on it until he reaches the bag he was looking for and grabs it with both hands.  B then stands up, lifts the bag up, and holds it over his head as he looks back to the woman, screaming back to her as he's now on the complete other side.

Big B:  I GOT IT!!!

B then looks at the bag, then back to the woman, and at the bag again.  Clearly confused by the situation, a smile comes across his face as he looks back to the woman once more.

Big B:  I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!!

With that, Big B sits back down onto the carousel and waits is it slowly but surely circles him around.  People all around look at Big B like he's absolutely nuts, some still laughing, while B simply smiles and waves to walks as he passes them by.  Eventually, Big B comes all the way around back to where he started, at which point he hands the bag off of the carousel to the woman who was waiting for it, who is looking at Big B in utter shock.

Woman:  Um... thanks?  You know that really wasn't necessary.

Big B:  You're welcome.  Glad to help.

Clearly distracted by passing off the baggage and his conversation with the woman, Big B becomes rather oblivious to his circumstances and finds himself still on the baggage carousel, continuing to ride around.  Once the woman walks away, Big B goes to lean back but then seems to suddenly come to a realization.  He looks down and then immediately tries to climb off the carousel, but in the process stumbles over and, due to his size, knocks over another three people all trying to get their luggage, falling to the ground along with them.  Big B gets up and brushes himself off before looking down at the other three fallen individuals.

Big B:  Oops... sorry.

Big B then grabs two of them by the arms and in one felt swoop, yanks them right up to their, and nearly pulling them back down in the opposite direction, before they both manage to barely get their balance.  B then goes to grab the last person, who quickly waves Big B off before getting up on their own.  Big B simply smiles and nods to the three people, all of whom are giving B dirty looks, but he seems unaware of this.  Big B then turns around just in time to see a familiar piece of baggage go moving past him.

Big B:  Oh no!  That's mine!

With the bag clearly out of reach, Big B opts not to repeat his mistakes but instead decides to go chasing after it.  Staying just along side of the carousel the whole time, Big B tries to go after it, despite the entire area being swarmed by others trying to get their bags.  B seems unintentionally oblivious to this however, as he is so focused in on his bag, that B's unusual size and strength causes him to effortlessly toss people aside as he chases after the bag.  Eventually, so many people have gotten bulldozed by the big man, that others seem him coming and quickly step back to clear his path.  With this happening, it finally allows Big B to catch up to the bag and he is able to grab it and pull it off of the carousel.  Big B then looks at the luggage tag and immediately furrows his brow.

Big B:  Hey, this bag isn't mine.

Big B immediately puts the bag back onto the carousel, but as he does, an identical looking bag goes moving past him, catching his attention just a moment too late.

Big B:  Not again!

As soon as he says that, before he even gets a chance to move, all of the folks who had moved back in immediately step back away to clear a path as Big B once again goes chasing after the bag.  However, after just a short ways around it, B immediately comes to a screeching halt as he sees a hand reach onto the carousel, grab his bag, and pull it off.  B stares down at his bag on the ground as he gets a bit whiny in his tone.

Big B:  Now hold on one gosh darn second!

Big B stops himself and thinks for a moment before continuing on.

Big B:  Sorry for my potty mouth, but that's my bag!

There is a rather quick response of what seems to be a very familiar voice.

Voice:  Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

Big B finally looks up for the first time since catching up to the bag to see the wide, cocky smirk plastered across the face of his cousin, Nick Jones.

Big B:  Nicky!!!

Big B immediately wraps his arms around his cousin in a big bear hug, lifting him up off the ground in the process as Nick's eyes go completely wide.

Big B:  I didn't expect to see you here.

Big B then looks past Nick and notices the very familiar faces of the entire Entourage: Diana, Tony, Jimmy, and Max.  Upon seeing them, Big B goes to move into their direction.

Big B:  Hey guys!

Big B takes a step forward, but clearly wanting to avoid a similar fate as Nick had just received, they all take a step back while waiving Big B off and each providing quick greetings in response.  Big B then turns his attention back towards his cousin.

Big B:  What a funny coincidence that you're not only here, but you accidentally picked up my bag too.

Nick rolls his eyes before responding to his cousin.

Nick:  No, it wasn't a coincidence.  I picked up the bag BECAUSE...

Nick stops himself as he shakes his head in disgust.

Nick:  You know what?  Forget it.  Welcome come big guy.

Big B:  Thanks cuz.

Big B then pulls out the handle from his baggage and starts to roll it along, as the group all start to walk away from the baggage area, talking along the way.

Nick:  So what took you so long to get back to LA anyway?

Big B:  What do you mean?

Nick:  What do you mean "What do you mean"?  The freakin' supercard was over two weeks ago, and nobody has seen or heard you since then.  What the hell was going on?

Big B:  Well, um... you see I had, uh... decided to um... decided to continue on my own tour all around Africa.  And um... not just Africa, other countries too.

After Big B refers to Africa as a "country", Big B looks at his cousin rather sadly before not being able to help but correct him.

Nick:  Continents?

Big B stops and looks back at his cousin seemingly perplexed.

Big B:  Yeah, I was going to the bathroom just fine.  Why?

Nick can't help but laugh at this one as he just shakes his head.

Nick:  Never mind.  But back to your previous point, do you really expect anyone to believe that story?

Big B:  Sure?  Why not?

Nick:  Well aside from all of your "um"s and "uh"s, what possible reason would anyone have to believe that after an entire tour with SCW, paid by SCW, and with plenty of other people, you'd want to continue going on one by yourself?

Big B does not respond, but simply lowers his head, looking down at his shoes as he kicks his feet.

Nick:  Care to tell us what really happened, B?

Big B lets out a deep sigh before responding.

Big B:  Um... ok.

B then looks up to the group, who are all standing there watching B, waiting to hear his story.

Big B:  So you see, I was supposed to take a flight back here the day after Chaos in Cape Town, but I... well I kind of got onto the wrong plane.

Nick can't help but chuckle, but doesn't say a word as he lets B continue on.

Big B:  So I had to try to get connecting flights to go back to LA, because where I went to didn't have any direct flights here.  So then I ended up flying all over Africa.  Then I somehow ended up in Europe.  Then I totally find a flight that said on the little screen thingy that it was going back to LA, so I buy a ticket for that flight, I even get on the right flight and everything.  Then I get off the plane, and I'm in Louisiana!  Did you know that they use LA as an abbreviation for Louisiana?!?

Nick and all of the Entourage burst into hysterical laughter hearing this, while B is clearly oblivious as to why.  As they quiet down, Nick manages to barely muster through his laughter a response.

Nick:  I think I may have heard that.  So what happened then?

Big B:  Well then the next flight to Los Angeles wasn't until the next morning, so I had to stay at a hotel for the night.  So then I stayed there, but when I went to the airport, I found out I had missed the flight.  Apparently my watch was set to some sort of different African time or something.  So then there wasn't another flight to LA until the next day, so I had to book that.

Nick:  And did you forget to set your watch to the local time and miss the flight again?

Big B looks down to the ground again as he quietly responds.

Big B:  Well... no.

Nick:  But??

Big B mumbles a response that is barely audible.

Big B:  But I overslept.

Nick lets out another laugh before responding.

Nick:  So did you FINALLY make it out of Louisiana on the flight after that?

Big B:  Well of course, that was this morning.  I'm not an idiot you know.

The entire group simply stares at Big B in silence after he says that, nobody given the slightest bit of reaction to that.  After a bit of awkwardness, Nick then turns and continues on their earlier path towards the parking area.  The entire group walks on without saying a word and as they get their, they eventually walk right up to a luxurious limousine.  As soon as they get there, Nick then turns back towards the group and looks at them.  Nick specifically points over into the direction of Tony, Max and Jimmy as he speaks.

Nick:  So which one of you pulled the short straw, huh?

They all looked confused by this, but of course Tony is the one least worried about speaking up.

Tony:  What da frig' you's talkin' 'bout, boss?

Nick:  Which one of you is it gonna be?

Still all confused, Jimmy musters up the courage to chime in.

Jimmy:  Nicky, baby, gonna be to do what?

Nick:  To drive the damn limo you dumbasses.  What do you think I'm talking about?

Jimmy:  But Nick, you had me hire and pay for a professional limousine driver.  He's the one who drove us here.  Oh gawd, what happened to him?

Nick:  What happened is I fired that dipshits sorry ass, that's what happened.

Tony:  What da frig' for?

For the first time amongst all of this, Diana finally opts to speak up.

Diana:  Because that creepy old bastard was staring at my breasts through the side window in the back when we stopped on the way here, that's why!

Nick quietly mumbles to himself after Diana says this.

Nick:  Pretty sure he was just looking at the friggin' pump while standing there and filling the gas tank.

Despite his attempts to be very quiet, Diana clearly heard Nick's comments and shoots him a dirty look.  Upon seeing this, Nick clears his throat, speaks up and quickly changes his tune.

Nick:  I mean, um... yeah, that creepo was staring at her tits!

Diana shoots Nick another dirty look, causing him to corrects himself once more.

Nick:  Um... her chest that is.  Yeah, that.

Jimmy:  But baby, I have got to ask, if Diana is the one who wanted him fired, then why is she not the one who is going to drive?  Only seems fair, baby.

The entire group all turn and look at Jimmy like he is a complete moron, some even seeming shocked that he would dare to even suggest such a thing.  The looks quickly register with Jimmy as he continues on.

Jimmy:  Haha, gotcha!  Great joke, right guys?  So alright, how do we decide which one of us does it?

Jimmy looks to Tony and Max, who seem to mull it over for a few seconds before Tony proposes a solution.

Tony:  Why's don't we's fight fer it?

Both Jimmy and Max look petrified by this possibility and both are stumbling over their words, incapable of getting out a response.  After a few seconds, Nick lets out a chuckle before responding.

Nick:  Well I think it's safe to say that Tony has successfully taken himself out of contention for getting stuck with this job.  So which one of you two is it going to be, huh?  Figure it out quickly, I want to get the hell out of here.

Having previously been quiet since the awkward silence that followed his story, Big B finally chimes in again.

Big B:  How come only those two get to drive?  Why aren't I allowed to do it?

Nick:  Well I figure since you're the one coming back, that we're here to pick you up, and you've been flying around all this time, I'd cut you a break.

Nick then goes to turn to Jimmy and Max again, but stops and thinks what Big B said over again before turning back to Big B.

Nick:  Wait a second, what do you mean by "allowed"?  Do you mean to tell us you actually WANT to drive the limo back home?

Big B:  Yeah, it'd be so cool!  I always wanted to do it since I was little kid.  Look at how big and long it is and stuff.  Plus the best part is I would get to wear this cool hat!

Big B reaches over to the front door and opens it up, quickly reaching in and pulling out the traditional limousine drivers cap that was left on the seat.  Big B places it down on top of his head, and it is quite clearly multiple sizes too small as it does not fit at all.  However, this does not stop Big B from flashing a big smile in the direction of all those around him.

Nick:  Um... alright then, I guess you're driving!

Big B quickly runs over to the back door and opens it up, holding it open as each of Diana, Nick, Tony, Jimmy and Max climb in one after another.  Big B closes the door behind them before rushing up to the front seat and jumping in as the scene fades.

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The scene fades back in a short while later to a close up shot from the front of the limo, as Big B is seen behind the wheel of the limo, driving down one of the highways in the area.  Big B is in the midst of what seems to be quite the long story, as the entire rest of the group can be seen sitting far behind him, all looking bored out of their minds, as they are each laying their motionless or rolling their eyes in disgust.

Big B:  So then I says to the guy, no way... LA stands for Los Angeles.  So we have got to be in Los Angeles, right?!?  But then he tells me...

At this point, Nick can be seen in the back of the vehicle reaching up, and as he pushes down on a switch, Big B is interrupted by the divider between the front and back of the limo going up between them.  Big B stops talking as he notices this and scratches his head in confusion.  B then looks around, completely taking his attention off the road as a number of horns are heard honking and B can clearly be seen swerving around.  B finally finds what he is looking for, and hits the switch on his side as the divider goes back down.

Big B:  Wow, that was so weird.

Nick:  Yeah, really weird.

Big B:  So as I was saying, then this guy tells me...

Nick then nods over towards Jimmy, who quickly hits the switch in the back once more, as the divider closes again.  Big B stops again and this time turns all the way around to look at the divider, and in the process completely weaving all the way across multiple lanes, and a number of screeching tires and more honking horns can be heard.  Big B quickly turns around and then sees confused by the mess around him and simply shrugs, before reaching over to his switch again and putting the divider back down.

Big B:  Why does that keep happening?

Nick:  No idea.

Nick then looks over towards Max this time, and nods towards him. Max then starts to hit the switch as well, and the divider goes about half way up before Big B hits his and it starts to go back down.  Nick nods right back at Max who hits the switch again, causing it to head up again, but it doesn't make it up before B hits his switch to bring it back down.  This continues back and forth multiple times, each time Big B getting about one word in before he stops to put the divider back up.  Eventually Max starts to shake his hand off in pain and Big B manages to successfully get the divider all the way back down.

Big B:  This is so weird!  What's going on?!?

Nick:  I don't know, it must be broken or something.  Better not touch that switch again or you might get shocked or something.  Could be dangerous you know.

Big B:  Oh ok, good point.  Thanks cuz, you're always looking out for me, huh?

Nick:  Oh yeah, you bet.

Big B:  So like I was saying...

Before he can even say another word, or Nick even give the nod to anyone, both Diana and Tony make a move for the switch, but Tony waves Diana off and takes care of it himself, also making a fist as he seems ready to swing if Big B reaches for his own switch again.  However, this time B seems to take the advice of Nick, as Tony gets the divider all the way back up successfully.  The entire group lets out a collective set of sighs of relief.  As they enjoy the silence for a few seconds, there is suddenly a clicking sound heard from somewhere behind them.

Big B:  Oh look, isn't this so cool?  There's an intercom system in here!  Now even with the broken window thingy-majig we can still talk!

Nick hits the button on their side to active the microphone as he gives a response that is filled with a heavy does of sarcasm.

Nick:  Oh super.

Big B:  So what was I saying?  Oh... I don't remember.  But anyway, did you guys see the Bosom Buddies have a match on Sunday?  We've got a title defense, it will be so cool!  And before that, there's going to be this super cool in-ring celebration thing that's planned for us because of our title win!  How cool is that?

That last comment clearly catches Nick's attention as he quickly sits up and presses the intercom button.

Nick:  I'm sorry, what was that?

Big B:  Oh, me and Despy were just told that we should be ready to go down to the ring to have a little celebration ceremony for our title win.  It's going to be like our own little party.  Soooooo cool, right?

Nick:  Oh yeah, that should be quite interesting.  I know I'm certainly looking forward to it.

Big B:  Why?  It's just for me and Depsy.  I'm pretty sure it's invite only.  Sorry cuz.

A smirk comes across Nick's face, as he gives a very insincere sounding response.

Nick:  Oh yes, of course.  I know that I cannot be there.  I'm just so happy for you is all.

Big B:  Oh... thanks!

Nick looks to the rest of the group and rolls his eyes that Big B fell for that as the sly grin continues to grow on his face.

Big B:  Then after that, we have our tag team title defense.  We're facing these two guys, one's name is like Rat or something, and the other one is a Metal Rapper.

Nick:  Actually... it's Wrath and the Mental Rapist.  How do you never know who it is you're facing?

Big B:  Well you don't win matches by knowing their names!

Nick seems to be a bit shocked by this response and, while not giving B the satisfaction of responding approvingly, Nick does nod his head, accepting his premise, as B continues on.

Big B:  So anyway, these guys are pretty good.  You know they're part of your old buddy Mark's team.  You know, not the one you were on with him, but he's got a new one now.  You know, the one you're not on.

Nick:  Yeah, yeah.

Big B:  So like, he asked those two guys to be on his team, but not you right?  So they must be pretty good if that's what he decided to do.  

Nick:  Right, got your point.

Big B:  I mean, really really really good.  So even though me and Despy Were good enough to beat three other teams, we are totally being careful.  Because we're both like "whoa, both of these guys must be better than Nick, huh?"  Or at least that's what your old buddy things or something.

Nick is now becoming quite annoyed by this topic of conversation, and hits the intercom button one last time.

Nick:  What's that?  You seem to be breaking up.  It looks like the intercom must be broken too.

With that, Nick turns and turns, reaches behind him, and grabs the intercom speaker that is setup and tears it right away from where it is pointed, and rips out the wiring that has it setup.  Nick then sits back again, and he, along with the rest of the Entourage, let out deep sighs of relief.  Of course, that doesn't last too long, as after a few seconds, the radio can be heard turning on.  Nobody seems to bothered by this at first, as Big B can be heard flipping through the channels of the radio station.  It all finally comes to a stop, and the entire group looks at each other in horror as Big B stops upon a station that is just starting up with Rebecca Black's "Friday".

Nick:  Oh sweet mother of God.  I think it might be time to just jump out of the damn car.

Things only go from bad to worse as the lyrics start to hit and despite the divider being up, B can be heard loudly screaming along with the song in a manner that seems to being his attempting at singing, but is just painfully awful.  The entire group attempts to cover their ears, but the blasting sounds of this awful song and B's even worse singing cannot be blocked out as they all appear to be in absolute agony as the scene slowly fades to black.

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Supercard Archives / FROST/ACQUIN vs GUNS vs BUDDIES vs JON/CONNOR
« on: May 23, 2014, 04:05:35 PM »
 The scene opens up in a nearly completely pitch black room.  The only way to even know that the camera is functioning is that there seems to be a curtain only slightly open off in the distance, creating just enough light to allow for faint outlines of some items around the room, including what appears to be the barely visible form of a rather large person seated in the midst of this all.  The room sits in complete silence, outside of the faint sound of the person in question breathing somewhat heavily.  After a few minutes, a clicking sound is heard and then everything changes as a door to this darkened room opens, causing light to flood in from the hallway, in the process casting the light directly onto the massive person in question.  The rather large man still happens to have his back facing the direction of the camera is he sits in the chair, but upon the light coming in, he turns to show the very familiar face of one of SCW's Bosom Buddies, Bernard "Big B" Jones.  Big B does not say a word as he looks in the direction of the door.  The amount of light coming in from behind the person entering the room makes it impossible to determine who it is, causing the entire front of his body to be covered in shadows.  Big B then turns back around and returns to staring off into the darkness without a sound.  There continues to be a few more moments of awkward silence after that.  However, it takes only a moment before an extremely unmistakeable voice comes from the other man.

Nick:  Hey cuz, what the hell are you doing in here?

As soon as Nick is finished speaking, the silence immediately returns and the awkward nature of the situation resumes.  This goes on for a few more seconds, but Nick makes another comment, with his tone unsurprisingly already starting to catch a bit of an attitude to it.

Nick:  Yo!  Big guy!  I'm talking to you here!

Big B can seen slowly turning his head back around, looking towards his cousin once again, but still not saying a single word.  After a couple of moments, Nick seems at least pleased to have gotten B's attention back to him, so speaks again.

Nick:  I SAID... what are you doing?!?

Big B continues to look at Nick silently for a couple of seconds, taking another deep breath before finally speaking in a very monotone voice.

Big B:  Thinking.

Nick immediately bursts out into laughter upon hearing this answer from B.

Nick:  No, but seriously... what are you really doing, ya big goon?

Big B stares at his cousin, clearly rather displeased by Nick's reaction and it doesn't take long for this to register with Nick.  With that, his laughter immediately stops and his tone changes as he speaks again.

Nick:  Wait... you're serious?  Wow, um... ok.  What exactly are you thinking about?

Another long pause precedes B's next short and emotionless statement.

Big B:  The match.

Nick continues to talk into the darkness as he can barely see his cousin, seeming to be a bit off guard by all of this.

Nick:  Well that's good, I guess.  But don't you think you might need to be doing a LITTLE more to prepare than just sitting around in the dark thinking about crap to get ready for this match?

Big B does not say a word, instead continuing to stare at his cousin blankly.

Nick:  You know, like actually study some tape on your opponents, get an idea of who they are and what they do in the ring.  Be ready for their tendencies and all of that.  Listen, I know you're bigger than most of these guys you step in the ring with, but that's only going to get you so far.  I didn't get as far as I did by simply thinking I could knock them out with a punch or toss them aside.  It was about being better than them in not just one way, but EVERY way.  And what was often the real difference-maker was being smarter and more well-prepared.

Big B responds, but clearly expects more out of his cousin, as he does not seem to derive much from Nick's point.

Big B:  Ok...

Nick:  So, should I assume that you have not been doing any of that?
Big B once again opts not to respond, simply staring at Nick without even blinking.

Nick:  Yeah, that's what I thought.  Hell, other than having your little buddy Despy in the ring with you and his creepy pops and that weird stuff animal at ringside, do you even have a clue who the hell else is involved in this match?

Big B doesn't say a word, however his stoic expression somewhat fades and there seems to be a bit of embarrassment coming from him.  B's head even lowers a bit as he looks down at the ground.

Nick:  Are you friggin' kidding me with this crap?!?  I know more about this damn match than you!  Do you know how big of a deal this match is?!?

Big B:  Of course.

Nick:  Then what the hell is your problem?!?

Big B:  Nothing.  I'll be... be... fine.

Nick:  Fine?  FINE?!?  I've got a question for you; who the hell are the tag team champions?

Big B once again stares at Nick blankly.

Nick:  Ever heard of Lucian Frost and Joshua Acquin?

Big B continues to stare blankly.

Nick:  Of course not.  How about any of your other opponents?  Guns for Hire or John Dough and Connor Murphy sound at all familiar to you?

This time Big B finally gives a bit more of a reaction, simply shrugging in Nick's direction.

Nick: So you don't even know who you're going to be facing, so what the hell do you think is going to happen out there?

B gives Nick as a very serious stare as he speaks in a stern tone.

Big B:  I'll be ready.

Nick:  You really expect me to believe that crap?

Big B snaps back in a much louder and angrier voice, catching Nick off guard in the process.

Big B:  I'LL... BE... READY!

Clearly working to not come across as intimidated by his cousin, Nick straightens up and immediately fires back at Big B.

Nick:  Yeah, well you know what?  I'm going to make sure of that.  I'm going to get you ready until I'm convinced you are, andI don't think you need to sit in the pitch black in order to do that.  So how about we start off by shedding a little light on this place, shall we?

Nick hits the light switch and as soon as he does, his jaw immediately drops as he is in a complete state of shock.

Nick:  HOLY SHIT!!

The scene pans around the room to show that it is a hotel room which has been completely torn apart.  The bed has been tossed over, the coffee table broken in half and even the large, sturdy-looking dressed has been smashed right in from the top.  Big B continues to sit there with a very serious look on his face, as it can now been seen that his hands are quite cut up and bloody, making it immediately apparent that this was his very own handy work being seen.  The entire room is a complete mess with just about everything broken and battered, with the lone exception of the television.

Nick:  Wh... wha... WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Big B stands up for the first time and walks over to his cousin, towering over him as he looks down straight into Nick's eyes.

Big B:  I was getting ready.

Nick continues to stutter over his words, being left surprisingly speechless by this scene from his normally easy-going cousin.

Nick:  Well, um... damn.

Big B:  Don't you worry, I've got this.  If anyone needs to be worried, it will be those other bastards stupid enough to step into the ring with me and Despayre.

Without another word, Big B pushes past Nick and leaves out the door into the hallway, disappearing from the view of the camera.  Meanwhile, Nick stands in the room, continuing to look around as he still seems to be a bit shocked by the scene.  He shakes his head a bit at this, but at the same time suddenly has a bit of smirk come across his face, seemingly somewhat pleased by the typically dormant violent nature that his cousin can have rearing it's head.  Nick then lets out a chuckle as he speaks to himself.

Nick:  If there's any time for Crazy B to come out and play, now is certainly the time.

Nick looks around a bit more then after a few seconds, the sound of someone clearly running full speed in the hallway as heard, which is immediately followed by the familiar voice of B in a much more excited tone.

Big B:  OOOOOOOOO!!! I almost forgot!

Big B rushes into the room and Nick looks over at B a bit hesitantly, seeming to be thrown off by B's sudden change in demeanor.  B doesn't even acknowledge his cousin, instead darting around him and rushing back over to the chair he had been previously sitting in and grabbing a TV remote which had been carelessly thrown on the ground amongst the rubble.  As he flips the TV on, he looks back over towards Nick with a big smile on his face.

Big B:  Family Guy is on!

B turns back towards the TV and as he flips the channel, it is in fact Family Guy that comes onto the TV screen.  As the episode commences, Nick looks at Big B like he's absolutely insane, as B suddenly bursts into a fit of hysterical laughter.

Big B:  HAHAHAHAHAHA!  The baby and the doggy talk!!!

Nick looks absolutely disgusted by this and just throws his arms up in defeat.  Nick then turns and walks off out into the hallway, slamming the door shut behind him in the process.  As the door slams shut behind him, B looks over at a second, clearly confused.

Big B:  Jeez, I wonder what his problem is.  He ought to be careful though, you slam the door like that you could break something.

Big B turns back to the TV, clearly oblivious to the irony of his statement as he happily goes back to watching his cartoon as the scene slowly fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / He Might "B" Angry
« on: May 09, 2014, 09:11:17 PM »
 The scene opens up aboard an airplane which appears to be traveling from the destination of last week's SCW Climax Control, Kinshasa, to the tour's next destination, Antananarivo, Madagascar.  As the camera shot pans around the plane, far back in the plane we see the familiar faces of many members of the Entourage, including Tony Capicelli, Jimmy Money, Max Goldstein, and perhaps most interestingly of all, even Diana Roberts despite Nick Jones being nowhere in sight.  However, that eventually gets explained as the camera continues to move throughout the airplane until it reaches the front where seated is the group's only active SCW superstar, Bernard "Big B" Jones, who has once again gotten himself a seat in the first class section, however after the last issue that occurred regarding this, it appears that his cousin Nick has also managed to get himself moved up as well, as the two cousins sit side by side.

Big B:  I have to say, I'm really excited about this.

Nick:  About what?  This flight?  Seriously cuz, I think we've had enough of these, and by now I figured you'd even be used to the whole first class thing by now.

Big B:  No, no... not that.  It's where we're actually going.

Nick:  Seriously?  I can't believe you actually have ever even heard of Madagascar, never mind actually be excited to go there.

Big B:  Of course I've heard of Masga... Mader... of course I've heard of that place.  I'm not stupid, ya know!

Nick, after having earlier been staring forward while talking to his cousin, suddenly stops to turn and look right at his cousin, raising an eyebrow in his direction, yet restraining himself from saying a word.  Big B seems rather oblivious to it though as, after a few seconds of silent, he continues on.

Big B:  But not only that, I learned all about it a few years back when I saw this really cool documentary all about the country.

Nick looks completely taken back as he hears Big B say this.

Nick:  You're kidding me.  I've got to admit, I never would have guessed you to be the type to watch documentaries.

Big B:  Yeah, I know, and usually I'm not.  But this one was like... really, really cool and stuff.

Nick:  So what is that you saw which had you so excited about checking this place out?

Big B:  Well there was a bunch of cool stuff really, but the coolest part more than anything totally had to be... they have animals that can talk!!

Big B's face lights up like an excited little child as Nick's expression instantly changes from one of actual interest to now having a look of absolute disgust on his face.  Nick immediately turns away from his cousin and looks towards a nearby flight attendant, quickly flagging her down to get her attention.  The flight attendant sees Nick and walks right over.

Flight Attendant:  Hello, is there something I can help you with?

Nick:  Sure, is there any chance you can go ahead and switch my seat?

Flight Attendant:  I'm sorry, is there something wrong?

Nick:  Yeah it's um... the seat is a problem because of, um... my leg, sure, that's it.

Nick points to his right knee which is still in a brace as well as motioning towards the cane which is still sporting.

Flight Attendant:  Well I'm so sorry sir, but unfortunately this flight is completely booked up.  There are no other seats available on the plane.

Big B:  Oh, I know!  I can just switch seats with you cuz if it's bothering you.  I don't want you to be uncomfortable if another seat will help.

Flight Attendant:  Oh, thank you so much for that sir.  That's very kind of you.

Nick shakes his head a bit as he responds with a very displeased tone to his voice.

Nick:  Oh yeah... that's just super.  Switching seats with you will really address the reason why I wanted to change seats.

Nick rolls his eyes as Big B gets up.  Nick then slowly pushes himself up out of his seat, as Big B tries to reach down and help Nick up, but Nick shoves him away and despite his struggles, eventually manages to get up.  Nick then shoves past Big B and then plops down into B's old seat.  Big B then sits down in Nick's seat and immediately looks over at his cousin.

Big B:  Feel better now, cuz?

Nick:  Yeah, sure, whatever.

Big B:  So what we were talking about again?  Oh yeah, that awesome documentary I watched.  So you see, there was this zebra...

Nick:  You know, it's not that I don't want to hear all about this super interesting story you've got here, because I certainly do, but... I'm a bit tired.  So I'm going to go ahead and take a nap.  Alright?

Big B:  Oh, um... ok.  Well I'll just tell you all about it once you wake up.

Nick:  Oh great... can't wait for that.

Big B:  I guess I'll just read while you take your nap.  I got this super awesome new book that's supposed to be like... the best ever.  It's apparently a real classic.

Big B then reaches to his carry on bag which is down under his seat, opens his bag and pulls out... the original book in the Twilight series.  Nick sees this and just chuckles to himself, but still opts to sit back in his seat, put his head back and close his eyes, still chuckling all along at his cousin.  Big B then opens up the book to the first page as he starts to read aloud.

Big B:  Twilight... by Stephenie Meyer.

Nick opens his eyes for a moment and looks at his cousin like he is nuts, but as B gets quiet, Nick shakes his head and returns to his attempt to go to sleep.  However, that doesn't last long as Big B starts to speak again.

Big B:  Preface... I'd never given much thought...

It clearly doesn't take much, as Nick has had enough and even in spite of his ongoing injury to his leg, manages to jump up out of his seat as he screams out in anger.  Nick then storms off away from his seat, clearly with the sole intention of getting away from Big B.  Nick then heads over towards one of the bathrooms, goes inside and slams the door shut, locking himself in.  Big B seems to be caught a bit off guard by this, but after a moment of watching his cousin storm off, simply shrugs his shoulders and goes back to his book.

Big B:  Now I have to start over.  I'd never given much thought...

Big B continues reading on as the scene slowly fades.

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The scene fades back in to a scene a day later on a beach in Madagascar.  All seated together on lounge chairs on the beach are the Bosom Buddies, Big B and Despayre, and seated between them on his own chair is none other than Angel.  As a conversation amongst them seems to have just wrapped up, Despayre gets up and walks off out of the shot just as the scene fades in.  It only takes a moment before Nick, who it quickly becomes apparent was waiting for Despayre to leave, swoops on in, hobbling over towards where his cousin is seated.  Nick goes to sit down on the lounge chair next to Big B, but B quickly stops him.

Big B:  Wait!  You can't sit there!

Nick:  What?  Why the hell not?

Big B:  The seat is already taken!

Big B points onto the chair and Nick turns around and looks down to see Angel seated upon the chair.  Nick turns back to Big B and looks ready to say something, but instead just lets out a deep sigh and instead opts to stand as he talks to his cousin.

Nick:  Listen, we need to make this quick, because I wanted to just talk to you one on one; without your little buddy here.

Big B:  But like I said just said... Angel is right there.

Nick:  No... the other one!

Big B:  Oh... but wait, why are you trying to avoid Despayre? That doesn't seem very nice you know.  I don't like that.

Nick:  It's nothing like that.  Come on, we're cousins!  Can't family have a little one on one time?

Big B:  Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense.  Ok, what's up?

Big B then leans in and whispers quietly to Nick.

Big B:  Although just so you know, Angel can be kind of nosy sometimes, so don't be surprised if he listens in and tells Despy what we talk about.

Nick rolls his eyes then looks around a little, grabs a nearby towel and tosses it right over Angel.  Big B looks rather uncomfortable about it as Nick simply ignores B's reaction.

Nick:  There, all better.  So anyway... I just wanted to let you know I saw the card for this week and there's some big news.  You're going to be in the main event of this week's Climax Control!

Big B:  What?  REALLY?!?  Oh my gosh, that's so awesome!  It's going to be so great that I get to be in the main event.  That means we get to be in like the coolest match and everyone is going to watch and see how good we are and everything.  oh my gosh, I can't wait to tell Despy all about it!

Nick:  Well now hold on a second...

Big B:  I bet he's going to be excited too.  I mean, I know he's been in main events and stuff before, but never with me.  The Bosom Buddies get to main event for their first time ever.  It will be so cool.

Nick:  I think you might have misunderstood, because...

Big B:  If we go and win a main event together, everyone will totally know that we're like the best tag team ever!  Right?

Nick:  It's not quite like that.

Big B seems to finally become aware of what Nick is saying as he snaps out of it and looks to his cousin with a look of concern.

Big B:  Wait... what?!?

Nick:  This match... I don't think it's what you think it is.

Big B:  Well, Despy's in the match isn't he?

Nick:  Oh, he's definitely in the match, but you see... it's an 8 man tag match and...

Big B:  OHHHH!  So we just have to team up with another two guys?  Well that's ok, we don't mind that.  Teaming up with other guys can be fun too.  Then it can be us and the other team who will both seem like the best, but then we can prove we're better than them later so that we're totally the best.  You know?

Nick:  Will you just let me finish damn it?!?  YOU TWO AREN'T ON THE SAME TEAM!!!

Big B seems completely confused as he hears Nick say this.

Big B:  Of course we are... we're the Bosom Buddies!

Nick:  No no, in THIS MATCH, you are on opposite sides.

Big B looks at Nick in complete shock as he hears this news.

Big B:  What do you mean?  That can't be.  It has to be some sort of mistake.

Nick:  It's no mistake, they did this to everyone.  It's an 8 man tag match, four teams with every tag team split up onto separate sides of this match.

Big B:  But... but... why would they do that?

Nick:  Because they think it's entertaining, that's why.

Big B:  No... they... they can't!

Nick:  Well apparently they can, because they did it.

Big B seems to start to get angry as his face turns red and his starts breathing heavily.

Big B:  No.  NO! NOOOOO!!!!!

Nick:  You know what, that's fine... be angry.  But the key is, USE the ANGER, and use it on Sunday.

Big B:  I cannot, I WILL NOT hurt my tag team partner!  And you can't talk me into it damn it!

Nick:  You know what, fine, I don't give a crap... if you're too spineless to attack one of your opponents then there's nothing I can do about that.  But let me clue you in on a little something, you've got three other guys, three other REAL opponents that you'll be out there in that ring with.  You take that anger and you take it out on THEM, you hear me?  You show the bookers, you show the other guys in the ring, you show everyone watching what you really think about this whole situation and what happens to folks when they mess with Big B.

Big B:  You know what?  You're right!  These guys are all about to learn a very serious lesson!  This will be the last time anyone thinks they can screw with the Bosom Buddies and get away with it!

Nick:  That's the spirit, B.  Now you take this anger, you go out there and you kick some serious ass!

Big B:  YEAH!!!

Big B jumps up from his chair and high fives Nick Jones, doing so with such power that Nick ends up actually shaking his hand off in pain after the fact.

Nick:  Now THIS is the Big B that kicks ass, THIS is the Big B that dominates, and THIS is the Big B that goes out there and wins a main event.  Go get 'em, cuz.

With that, Nick Jones turns and goes to walk away, as Big B sits back down in his chair.  As Nick is walking off, Big B picks up a tropical drink he had sitting on a little table next to his chair, and begins to drink it out of a long and brightly colored swirly straw.  As soon as he starts drinking from it Big B then starts to giggle uncontrollably.

Big B:  WHEEEE!!!

Nick hears this and immediately turns back around to see his cousin once again acting like his childish little self only moments after Nick had gotten Big B riled up with anger.  Nick sees this and rolls his eyes while shaking his head disgust.  Nick throws his arms up in surrender before turning and walking off, clearly giving up his efforts as the scene fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / How Quickly Things Change
« on: April 18, 2014, 07:40:04 PM »
 The scene, somewhat surprisingly, actually opens up back in Los Angeles, California, even despite SCW being in the midst of its African tour.  The opening shot shows the very familiar locale of the fancy home of former two-time SCW Heavyweight Champion, and a man who has been noticeably absent from SCW for the past few months now, Nick Jones.  After a few moments pass, a taxi cab pulls out in front of the home and stops, and immediately the door opens up and out steps the very familiar face of the towering man known as Bernard "Big B" Jones.  Big B goes right to the trunk and grabs his bag from the back, before walking back over towards the driver's side window and paying the cab driver.  The driver quickly drives off as Big B heads up the driveway and then across the front walkway to the front door.  B goes to open the door, but quickly finds that the door is surprisingly locked and a quick peak inside the windows makes it seem as though the house may be empty.  Given that, Big B opts not to even bother with the doorbell and instead goes fumbling through his bag looking for his keys.  While this is going on and B is distracted, it can be seen just for a moment that there is a shadow lurking behind the curtain of the window just next to the front door, but it quickly disappears out of view before Big B can look back up.  A moment later, B finally pulls his keys out from his bag, then unlocks and opens the front door.  Big B steps in and immediately drops his back off to the side of the entry foyer before letting out a deep sigh of relief.

Big B:  Ahhh... home sweet home.

Big B doesn't even look back as he simply reaches behind him and shoves the front door shut.  As the door swings shut, it suddenly reveals that hiding behind it was none other than Big B's cousin Nick, unknowingly lurking behind B with a devious smirk on his face.  Nick looks ready to strike and quickly moves right in at B from behind and... actually just smacks B upside the back of the head.  B immediately grabs his head and spins around to see where it came from.

Big B:  OW!!!  That hurt!

Nick:  Oh, don't be such a big baby.  You should be grateful I didn't do much worse.

Big B:  Well why did you do that?!?

Nick:  Because, lucky for you, at the last second I opted not to beat the living crap out of you.

Big B:  No, I mean why did you hit me at all?  I didn't even do nothing!

Nick raises an eyebrow at his cousin as he responds.

Nick:  You sure about that.

Big B:  I couldn't have!  I don't know what that's all about, because there's nothing I could have done.  I haven't even been home since before Blaze of Glory III.

Nick:  Exactly!

Big B seems thoroughly confused by that response.

Big B:  I don't get it.

Nick rolls his eyes as he responds with a very sarcastic tone.

Nick:  Yeah, there's a freakin' surprise.

Nick then gets a little more serious as he explains the situation to his cousin.

Nick:  The fact that I have not seen you since then is the exact reason why you got smacked, and why you deserved to get smacked, because I wasn't able to do it before now.  That one was waiting for you.

Big B:  But... why?!?

Nick:  You're kidding, right?  What, you don't think that I watched you out there at Blaze of Glory?  I saw that performance out of you, if you can even call it that.  It was a joke.  If you want to be a real wrestler out there, than you sure as hell better learn how to act like one.  Yeah sure, when you're out in the real world you're used to being bigger and stronger than just about everyone around you.  And you know what, that might even be true most of the time once you step into that ring, but it's time you learn, that doesn't make a damn bit of difference when you're in that ring.  It takes more than just size and strength to be a real competitor, and that complete lack of preparation was an absolute joke.  You should consider yourself lucky you didn't get the living crap beat out of you out there.  I mean hell, do you realize that you would have lost the match all your own out there if it wasn't for that scrawny little weirdo buddy of yours saving your ass?

Big B:  Come on, cuz.  Don't be like that.  Me and Despy are a team, we worked together to win.

Nick:  Oh, that is such a load of nonsense.  You might both get credit for that victory, but you didn't both earn it.  For crying out loud, it's almost like you didn't even bother to show up for the match!

Big B:  Well what do you care?  We won, and besides, you couldn't even be bothered to come see us wrestle anyway.

Nick:  Is that was this is all about?  You were all pouty and upset because I didn't come watch you suck it up in the ring while the little nutjob carried your sorry ass to victory?  You have got to be kidding me.  If you want to be a real wrestler and have some degree of REAL success in this business, that kind of whiny little attitude isn't going to get you anywhere.  You may be able to get away with having the mind of a child with the intelligence of a toddler, but unless you can actually start acting like a real man once you step between those ropes, that's not going to cut it anymore.  You're not going to win that way.

Big B:  And so what if I don't win?  You don't care.

Nick:  Oh shut up.  I may give you a hard time and you might drive me absolutely insane, but you're still my cousin and as much as I might dislike you sometimes, I promise you I hate the rest of the useless pieces of crap that fill the SCW roster far more than I ever could you.  So suck it up, start acting like a man and realize that I'm telling you all of this because whether or not you realize it, I'm on your side.  So how about you stop your whining long enough to listen and learn from a multi-time, multi-company World Champion?  Maybe then, you can realize your potential and see what it's like to be a real winner, rather than picking on those at the bottom of the barrel while your little looney tune saves you when that doesn't work.

Big B:  So if all of this is true then why didn't you come to see the match?

Nick:  Let's not forget, I haven't exactly been in the greatest of health shape lately.  I had to go see some doctors... AGAIN... and well, at least I'm getting there.

Nick motions down to his lower body, and the shot pans down to show that Nick is no longer in a cast and as B checks out his cousin, it seems to be the first time it was particularly noticeable that he is no longer on crutches either.  However, Nick does have a cane in his hand and hobbles a bit as he takes a step closer to Big B.

Nick:  So yeah, it caused me to miss one of your matches.  Get over it, alright?  As long as I'm still not able to get back into that ring, I've only got that much more motivation to be helping you out, and if you don't believe me then just consider this:  I just had a quick chat with my old limey buddy the other day about the next stop of this tour and let's just say, you won't be flying to Egypt on your won.

The expression on Big B's face quickly change, as he lights up and has a big smile from ear to ear.

Big B:  Really?  You mean it?!?  You're going to come with me to Care-O.

Nick:  It's pronounced... you know what, just forget it.  Yeah, I'm going with you, but that's not all.  The entire Entourage is going to be coming with you too.  We all heard about the big match you've got coming up this week and trust me when I say you won't be able to get away with the kind of crap you did a few weeks back.  So we're all going to be there, and we're going to make sure that you do this right and not only get, but EARN, that win.

Big B:  Earn the win?  But didn't you always used to say that when it comes to wins...

Before Big B can even finish his point, Nick pops him on top of the head with the the top of his cane, causing B to immediately stop talking as he starts to rub his head.

Nick:  Don't talk back to me, alright?  I'm trying to help you here.  You can start arguing with me about the question of when wins are and aren't "earned" when you're not just getting carried along by someone half your size to victory, got it?

Big B:  If you say so cuz.

Nick:  Good.  Listen to me and before you know it, you'll be on your way straight to very top of SCW.  Of course you'll never be as good as me, but there's nothing wrong with that, no one else ever has been or will be, but you can one day be good enough to beat the rest of the no-talent bozos who flood SCW's roster.

Big B:  Um... thanks?

Nick:  Don't mention it.  It's just what I do.  When you're this damn good, all it takes is people being around you for it to wear off a bit.  And now that I'll be back by your side, you'll get a gentle reminder of how true that really is.  So pack yourself a new bag and be ready to roll... tomorrow, we head for Egypt.

Big B:  Tomorrow?!?  But I just get back!

Nick:  Well yeah, and that's great and all, but the flights are already booked.  When did you think they would be booked for?  You've got a match for THIS SUNDAY!

Big B:  Yeah, I know that.

Nick:  Well it's not exactly a short trip, so you want to give yourself plenty of time to get out there and settled in before your match.  Trust me, you don't want to be flying around the freakin' world the day of the damn match.  Take that as tip number one, alright?

Big B:  Yeah, I get all of that, but why tomorrow?

Nick:  What other day would you think that we would go.

Big B then stops and scratches in head in confusion for a moment.

Big B:  Wait a second, what day is it today anyway?

Nick:  Well, um... this thing probably won't get posted until Friday.

Big B:  Huh?

Nick and Big B both look straight into the camera for a moment, before Nick eventually shakes his head and continues on.

Nick:  Never mind that... we're just going tomorrow, so be ready.  I've got a car service coming to pick us all up in the morning.  And remember, you're the one who we're all making this whole damn trip for, so don't be expecting the rest of us to drag you along like normal.  If we miss this flight, it's going to be your problem, not ours.

Big B:  No problem cuz, I'll be ready to go.  I'll make sure to pack my bag tonight and even get to bed early.  I promise!

Nick:  Whatever you say, B.  Oh, and one last thing.

Nick stumbles forward a bit and then uses his cane to reach out and grab one of the handles of B's duffle bag.  He then uses that the pull the bag up before grabbing it with both hands and throwing it right into B's chest.  B barely realizes it is coming and only just manages to catch it before it crashes to the ground.  B looks confused as Nick simply glares at him.

Nick:  With you finally out of here for a few weeks, we were finally able to get the mess around this place cleaned up.  So let's try to keep it that way, alright?  Just remember, you might be the active wrestler right now, but I'm still the one who runs the show around here, got it?

Big B quietly nods his head as Nick stumbles off, with the aid of his cane, as the scene cuts away.

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The scene opens back up a day later at the Los Angeles International Airport.  The airport is very crowded and busy with people rushing around all over the place, as the shot focuses in on the areas where there are the lines for the ticket windows.  On one of the international ticket lines, it moves in further to show a very familiar group of people, as the group is lead by Nick and Big B, and also features all of the rest of the Entourage, Diana, Tony, Max and Jimmy.  The camera manages to pick them up in mid-conversation.

Jimmy:  B, baby, all I'm trying to say is it's time for you to let me work my magic on you too.  You let me handle your business and before you know it you're going be rolling in the money too, baby.

Big B:  I don't know.  I'm not sure I want to do a lot of that other stuff.  Plus I already have my SCW contract negotiated.

Jimmy:  Yeah, and I'm the one who negotiated it for you baby, but don't you know, that old contract is nothing now.  That was before you were an active in-ring talent, you let me take a crack at those back office chumps and I'll have you a new contract in no time.

Big B:  No, I meant I already have a new contract as an active wrestler.

Jimmy:  B, baby, I don't know what kind of hit to the head you took in your last match, but I didn't negotiate you a new contract; trust me, baby.

Big B:  I know that, Synn negotiated my new contract.

Jimmy:  What?!?

Jimmy is taken back in complete shock and Nick immediately spins around and shoots a displeased look over at his cousin.

Nick:  Oh really, is that so?!?  How much...

Nick stops himself as he looks around at the rest of the Entourage members.

Nick:  ... you know what, we'll discuss this later.  So how about this match.

Tony:  Yeah, dat's wut I'm talkin' 'bout.  Forget dis otha' stupid crap, let's talk about dese bozos who's asses you's gonna be kickin'.

Nick:  Frankly I can't be bothered to keep track of these second class nobodies, so I can't be bothered to remember their names.  Who is it you're facing again?

Big B:  It's me and Despayre against the team of John Dough and Connor Murphy.

Nick:  John Dough and Connor Murphy?  So what's the deal?  One is a second-rate criminal on the run and the other is the owner of some dive bar irish pub?

Diana:  I think you're giving them both too much credit.  That would assume either of those clowns have actually accomplished anything at all in their lives.  Even a successful crime and failed business are more than these two idiots could ever dream of.

Tony:  You's got dat right.  If it ain't bad enough, dese two are both in dat stupid friggin' NXT group.

Nick:  Seriously?  You've got to be kidding me.  Well then maybe I was wrong when I said you need to start taking things more seriously in the ring, B.  If you're facing a couple of NXT guys this week, you might actually be able to LITERALLY sleep through this match and still win.

Big B:  I don't know, I actually think they're pretty good.

Nick:  Pretty good?  You can't possibly be serious.  Nobody who ever associates themselves with those complete scumbags is anything but the biggest pile of crap on this planet.

Big B:  I've never had anything against...

Big B stops as he suddenly realizes the extreme look of intense anger on Nick's face.  He then looks Nick up and down, focusing on his still injured leg for a moment.  Big B then shows a surprising degree of smarts (at least for him), and makes sure to quickly change the subject as he points past Nick towards the front of the line.

Big B:  Looks like we're up next, cuz!

Nick turns as the group in front of them heads up to the next free airline employee and he stumbles up to the front of the line.  As everyone else moves up behind him, Nick looks back at the rest of the Entourage.

Nick:  Alright, let's get our stuff ready.  Max, you got everyone's passports?

A look of complete panic comes across Max's face as he immediately starts to breath heavily.

Max:  What?!?  Me?!?  I'm supposed to have everyone's passports?  Nobody told me that!  OH GAWD!

Nick:  Oh, just freakin' relax.  I'm just screwing with you.  Wanted to make sure you were paying attention.  You say so little sometimes I forget you are even there.

Max:  Oh thank gawd, you had me so scared.

Nick:  Yeah, yeah... whatever.

Nick then reaches into his bag and pulls out the stack of passports for the whole group, along with another piece of paper.  A moment later one of the employees is free and waives them over, so Nick immediately leads the group to that ticket counter, as they all follow him.  Nick reaches the counter and puts everything in his hands up on the counter.

Nick:  Here you go.  There's six of us, there's the passports for all of us, plus the reservation.

Airline Employee:  Ok then, just one moment please.

The employee looks at the reservation and then types some things into the computer before speaking again.

Airline Employee:  Ok, it looks like we have everything ready for you.  There will be six tickets and it looks like your company actually put in an upgrade for you.  So that will be five economy class tickets and one for first class for a... Mr. Jones.

A big smile comes across Nick's face as he hears that.

Nick:  It looks like SCW finally knows when they need to start taking care of their superstars, huh?  Thank you very much.

Nick reaches his hand out toward the airline employee as she was grabbing the ticket printouts, but she is quick to pull away to keep the first class ticket out of Nick's reach.  She looks them over and instead takes the five coach tickets and piles them up with five of the passports, before taking the first class ticket and folding it into the one remaining passport.

Airline Employee:  I'm sorry, I didn't realize there were you two of you.  The first class reservation is actually for a Mr. Bernard Jones.

The airline employee hands the ticket and passport over to Big B, who gets a huge smile across his face, as Nick's jaw drops as he looks on in complete shock.

Big B:  Wow, this is awesome!  I've never flown in first class before.  Can you guys believe it?

Big B turns back to the rest of the Entourage as he says that, but they all seem to be a bit too afraid to chime in on this topic.  Big B, clearly clueless to Nick's displeasure with the situation, cannot help but carry on about it.

Big B:  I mean, me?  First class?  I never would have guessed.  I mean, not even you got first class cuz!

With the group not getting out of the way despite having had their tickets, and the tension clearly building, at least clear to everyone but B, the airline employee does her best to get them to all move along.

Airline Employee:  Well you guys have yourselves a great flight!  Goodbye!

Nick doesn't say a word and just stares at the employee for a few more moments, clearly trying to come up with the words but not quite sure what to say.  Finally, he just says the only thing that can come to his mind, as he points over at his cousin while talking to the employee.

Nick:  Him?!?  SERIOUSLY?!?

The employee clearly has no idea what to say, so she simply shrugs in response.  Nick angrily grabs the rest of the tickets, along with their passports, off of the counter and shoves them into the hands of Max before storming off as best as he can given his condition.

Big B:  It's just so awesome, I mean...

Nick:  Just shut up.

Big B is so excited that he clearly does not even hear his cousin as he continues on.

Big B:  Synn must really be doing a great job to get me this, he's the best!

Nick suddenly stops in his tracks as he spins back around and gives an angry stare to his own agent, Jimmy Money.  Jimmy stops in his tracks as he realizes what's going on and quickly turns his attention to Big B.

Jimmy:  Didn't you hear, Nicky?  You gotta shut up, baby!

Big B seems confused, but simply gives a shrug and nod anyway.

Big B:  Um... ok, whatever you say.

Big B is quick to continue on, rather excitedly, as everyone else in the group seems to be in various stages of awkwardness, while they all follow behind B and the scene slowly fades out.

15
Climax Control Archives / B's Big OFFICIAL Debut
« on: February 28, 2014, 04:58:46 PM »
 The scene opens up backstage at the Crawford Hall in Irvine, CA, a couple of hours prior to the start of SCW's Climax Control going on the air.  We see one of the main common areas that has a variety of SCW's staff, crew, and wrestlers walking through back and forth, while along the back wall can be seen hanging a sheet of paper which appears to have the night's card posted on it.  After a few moments go by, one of SCW's oldest faces but newest wrestlers, Big B, walks into the scene and heads straight over to the card.  The camera zooms in, moving in closer and closer to B as he reaches the card, his lips moving along the entire time as he moves his finger along line by line, finally coming to a stop when he sees one particular line:

DESPAYRE and BIG B vs GOTH and BROTHER GRIMM

A smile comes across the face of Big B as he sees this and he lowers his hand.  As B spends a few more moments staring intently at his booking, a very familiar voice is heard coming from behind him.


Voice:  You can't possibly be serious, can you?

B looks confused for a moment and then quickly turns around to see his cousin, Nick Jones, walking towards him, with a slight limp in his step in the process as he shakes his head at B.

Nick:  I mean, you're freakin' kidding me, right?

The look of confusion on Big B's face only grows as he seems to not understand what his cousin is getting at.

Big B:  Kidding you about what?

Nick:  What do you think?  THAT!

Nick points towards the sheet of paper hanging on the wall that B was staring at just seconds earlier.  B turns to look at it, as if he wasn't sure what Nick was pointing out, before turning back to Nick again, still looking confused.

Big B:  That's the card.

Nick:  Yeah, no shit.  I've been around here long enough that I think I know what the freakin' card looks like.  What I was talking about was just a tad more specific than it being a damn card.

Big B:  Oh...

Big B turns back around to look at the card once more, seeming to study it more intently before turning back to Nick.

Big B:  That's the card for tonight's Climax Control.

Nick shakes his head in disgust as he puts his face down into his hands.  Nick then lets out a deep sigh before looking back up at his cousin.

Nick:  Yeah, once again, NOT what I was talking about.  I'm talking about the damn match!

Big B:  Which one?

Nick:  Oh, I don't know... your match?

Big B:  Wait... is my match or do you not know?

Nick:  Sweet mother of God, YOUR match ya big goon!

Big B:  Then why did you say you didn't know?

Nick:  It's called sarc... you know what, just forget it.  The point is simple, what the hell are you doing with a match?

Big B:  They booked me in one.

Nick:  Yeah, I can see that.  The question is simple; why?

Big B:  I think because they wanted me to fight with Despayre against those other two guys.

Nick:  I'm not asking why they booked you, I want to know why the hell you're even getting booked in matches?!?

Big B looks at Nick completely blankly, obviously having no clue as to what Nick is getting at.

Nick:  WHY... ARE... YOU... WRESTLING?!?

Big B:  Oh, um... I don't know.

Nick:  Well let me just tell you right now, you shouldn't be.

Big B:  Why not?

Nick:  Why not?!?  How about because you're not a freakin' wrestler!  I know you may not exactly be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even you've got to understand there's a hell of a lot more than meets the eye when it comes to wrestling.  It's more than just being big and strong.  Hell, look at the number of guys I've faced in my career who were bigger than me, or stronger than me, that I've still managed to whoop their asses in that ring.

Big B:  Yeah, I know, but...

Nick:  But nothing!  Now sure, none of these clowns you're facing will ever be on my level, but that's not the point.  As poorly trained as they may be, they are still at least trained wrestlers, which is a hell of a lot more than you can say.  You're going to go in there and be running around that ring like a damn chicken with your head cut off.  Yet you think being bigger will make a damn bit of difference?  Look over this roster, hell, even go back and look over GXW's roster.  There were tons of guys who towered over me if you looked at nothing but physical stature, but in the end they were nothing... NOTHING compared to yours truly.  Now I know I make it all looks so damn easy, so spending all of these years watching me probably has you convinced that you can do it just the same, but that's not the way it works in reality.  To be blunt, and I'm only saying this to help you out, because we're family... I'm not sure you're really cut out for being a true in-ring competitor.

Big B:  Well what about that win me and Despy got at My Bloody Valentine over JT Starr and Michael Hardy?  I even got the pin and everything!

Nick lets out a bit of a mocking chuckle before responding.

Nick:  Listen B, I hate to have to break this to you, but scoring one single solitary win over a couple of second-class nobodies doesn't prove a damn thing.  That's the very first lesson you need to learn in the world of professional wrestling.  Because trust me, if you don't learn it might quick, someone else will be more than happy to beat it into you.

Big B:  Um... ok.  Then what about at December 2 Dismember when me and Despy won that match over you and Tony?

Nick's jaw suddenly drops and his face immediately turns pale white as he is left completely speechless, at least for a few moments, which has to be considered an eternity for a man like Nick Jones.  He eventually starts to formulate a response, but stumbles on his words the entire time.

Nick:  Well, um... you see.  That's uh... that's totally different.  That's not the same, because um... you know... it's that, uh...

Nick's expression suddenly changes, as a light seems to go on as a big grin shows up on his face.

Nick:  Because it doesn't mean crap when you're facing another guy who isn't cut out to be a wrestler.  It ain't my damn fault that hired thug may be good at kicking asses, but not capable of handling himself in a ring.  In the end, it was a trained wrestler in that weird little friend of yours, that beat another guy who didn't belong there.  It had nothing to do with me, that's for shit sure.  I didn't lose that much, got it?  GOT IT?!?

Big B:  Um... yeah... sure.

Nick:  Good.  And you didn't win it either, alright?!?  So get that through your thick skull!  Despayre won, Tony lost and that's all there is to it.  If you keep stepping into that ring week after week, all you'll be doing is recreating that scenario as you're the one getting pinned at the end of every match.  Alright?!?

Big B:  Sure.  I'm sorry, but what did I say?  Why are you so upset cuz?

Nick:  Because you have no clue what the hell you're talking about, that's why.  So how about you listen to someone who actually has a clue and is trying to give you some good advice?  And if you don't believe what I'm telling you, and if you don't believe that neither of us had anything to do with the finish of that match, I can teach you real quick.  If you ever want to step into that ring with me one on one, I'll be sure to show you exactly what being a professional wrestler is really all about.

Big B:  I thought you weren't cleared to wrestle yet though.

Nick's demeanor seems to change from angry to a bit uneasy as this comment comes from him.  Nick looks down at himself, focusing on his leg that he was limping on a few moments earlier, and shakes his head a bit before looking back at B.

Nick:  Whatever, that's not the point.  It's just that... it just doesn't matter.

Big B:  But don't you still have a few months of rehab that the doctors said you have to go through?

Nick looks out a deep sigh and looks to the ground as he quietly mumbles in response.

Nick:  Yeah, I guess.  If you're going to believe those stupid quacks.  Although I'll be damned if I'll let them keep me out of the SCW picture for that long.

Nick then looks up and his expression again changes as he seems to be thinking something over for a bit.  B watches his cousin and doesn't quite know what is going on as Nick suddenly seems to snap out of it and has his usual grin come back across his face.

Nick:  You know what?  Maybe I was wrong.

Such a comment coming from Nick seems to completely confuse B more than ever, as it may very well be the first time he's ever heard such words come from his cousin.

Big B:  You were?!?  Are you sure?

Nick:  Don't act so surprised.  I'm man enough to admit my mistakes.

B doesn't say a word, instead just continuing to look at his cousin in disbelief.

Nick:  What?!?  I am!  Anyway, the point is that maybe this whole thing of you becoming a real full-time competitor isn't such a bad idea after all.  You should definitely pursue that.

Big B:  Um... ok... thanks.  I think?

The smirk on Nick's face only grows as it becomes clear that he does not necessarily have the greatest intentions with all of this.

Nick:  And you know, being the great cousin that I am, I could help you out in order to help make sure you have as much success as possible...

Nick then quickly mumbles to himself under his breath.

Nick: ... and keep myself on the SCW scene while I'm at it.

Big B:  What was that?

Nick:  Oh, nothing.  Just saying that you should probably get ready for your match.  You know, start off by finding out some more about your opponents.

Big B:  Well Despayre already told me a bunch about them.

Nick:  Wait, you already knew about the match?

Big B:  Yeah, of course.

Nick:  Then why the hell were you standing here grinning like an idiot as you stared at the card when I walked over?

Big B:  Because it was the first time I ever got to look at the card myself and see my name on it.

Nick:  You're kidding me, right?

Big B:  No, why?

Nick:  Forget it.  Anyway, so what did your little buddy tell you was the deal with your match?

Big B:  Well Despy said something about one of our opponents being a booger man.  Which sounds pretty gross.

Nick:  Booger man?  What the hell are you talking about?

Big B:  I don't know, that's what Despy said.  Apparently it's some sort of scary monster kind of guy.

Nick now realizes what B is getting at, and looks at his cousin in disgust.

Nick:  You're an idiot, it's not a booger man you're facing, it's a BOOGEY man.

Big B:  Is that like a boogey board?

Nick:  What?!?  Holy crap, have you gotten dumber?  You know what, just forget the whole damn thing.

Big B:  No way!  I need you to tell me what I'm up against if I'm going to be facing this booger board man in my match!

Nick:  It's a boogey man and we're not talking about it because there's nothing to talk about.

Big B:  Why not?

Nick:  Because it's nothing more than a bunch of fictitious nonsense!

As has become common practice by now, Big B once again seems completely confused by this all.

Big B:  He's a fict-what-now???

Nick:  Holy crap, I can not deal with this nonsense any more.

In what seems as though it could not be more perfect timing, at this exact point in time, turning down the hallway is the familiar faces of the rest of Nick's Entourage:  Diana, Tony, Max and Jimmy.  As soon as he sees them, Nick's eyes immediately go wide as he excitedly calls after them.

Nick:  Oh look who it is!  HEY GUYS!! OVER HERE!!

The group, clearly planning to walk right on by with another destination in mind, all stop and take a look at each other, seeming to be quite thrown off by Nick's surprisingly excited reaction to seeing them.  They eventually all shrug it off and, in order to avoid pissing off their boss, immediately turn and head towards Nick and Big B.  As soon as they get within a reasonable distance, Nick moves towards them as quickly as possible despite his lip, going straight over and grabbing Diana excitedly and hugging her before turning back towards all of them with his arm around her shoulder, keeping her close while also using her as balance.

Nick:  Hey guys!  How's it going?

Diana:  Um... the same as it was when we all got here together like 20 minutes ago?

Nick lets out what is clearly a very fake and forced laugh, as Diana raises an eyebrow in his direction.

Nick:  Oh, hahaha, you're such a hoot!  So anyway, what's new guys?

At that same time, Big B comes walking over towards the group and as he does, Tony looks straight over to him and talks in his direction.

Tony:  Ain't you's gots a match or sumt'in tonight, B?

With the topic having quickly turned back to that which Nick was trying to avoid, his excitedly expression quickly disappears and is instead replaced with a look of disgust as he mumbles to himself.

Nick:  Son of a bitch.

With that, Nick takes his arm away from Diana, turns, and starts to limp away, while the entire group watches on in wonderment, with the exception of Big B who is excitedly responding to Tony's question, rambling on amazingly quickly in the process.

Big B:  Yeah, I do!!!  You see what happened was that Despayre was always tag team partners with Gabriel.  But Gabriel's not around anymore so he didn't have a tag team partner.  But he didn't want to be a singles wrestler so he had to find another partner.  So then he started teaming but Rage, but then he left too.  So then Despayre didn't want to tag with anyone anymore.  But then there was that one match that me and him teamed against you guys, and that was just supposed to be a one time thing, but it went really well.  So then when Despy got booked in another tag team match without a partner he originally refused to have a partner...

The entire group has turned back to Big B, but cannot believe it as he is continuing to rant on at a great speed without ever taking a breath.

Big B:  But then I told him that I could be his partner.  But he wasn't sure at first, but then he decided I could be his partner, so I was his partner at the supercard.  So then we teamed together and we won again.  So then it was like, oh my god, no way, we're undefeated together, that's awesome.  So then Despy agreed to let me be his tag team partner full time.  So then that's when I decided I could totally be a full time wrestler, because I've had a bunch of matches lately and I keep winning and it's like really, really fun.  Plus teaming with Despy would be awesome and I'd get to hang out with all of you guys again too and it'd be great.  So then we worked it all out that I was given a contract as a real wrestler and the bookers could book me and stuff, so then this week they finally booked it and me and Despy are totally going to be tag-teaming again...

With B still carrying on without anyone else having a chance to butt in, the Entourage clearly starts to become increasingly annoyed with me, one by one all starting to ignore what he is saying and focusing their attention elsewhere.  Tony, despite being the one to ask about it, is the first to react most severely as he eventually has had enough and, after looking at his watch, simply turns and walks away without a word.  However, this does nothing to slow B down, as he simply towards more in the direction of the rest of the group as he continues on.

Big B:  So when they booked this match we totally found out we're going to be facing these two guys named Goth and Brother Grimm, and apparently one Despy already totally knows and the other one is some sort of booger board man or something.

As B continues on, Diana is not-so-surprisingly the next one to have had enough, as she turns and follows the lead of Tony and her boyfriend Nick, leaving only Jimmy and Max as the only two behind.  The always fast-talking Jimmy seems to make repeated efforts to jump into the conversation, but despite various attempts seems to have no such luck.

Big B:  Now we get to totally team together as like a real official tag team for the first time and everything.  So we're talking about entrance music and tag team finishers and everything, which is going to make it totally ever cooler than the awesomeness that it already is, you know?  And not only that...

After yet another failed attempt to intervene, Max is the next to give up and simply waves Big B off as he turns and leaves.  This makes the always-intimidated Max as the last man remaining, now being the sole focus of B's attention in the process.  Max tries to back off a bit but, due to this reality, B seems to continue to follow after Max without any real thought to it.

Big B:  ... but now it's no longer a thing where it's like "oh they're just teaming together because of those two guys" or "B is just there because Despy needs a partner" and all that other junk, it's like totally real and stuff and it counts and everything!  Plus these are like some crazy awesome opponents so if we beat them everyone is gonna be all like "wow, these guys are a really good team", and they'll be like "hey look, Big B can totally wrestler for real and stuff".  It's going to be so awesome that I can't even explain how excited I am.  Can you tell how excited I am?

Max goes to answer but doesn't even have the chance.

Big B:  I bet you can, but even if you can't that's totally fine because...

Max has finally backed up too far, as he now has pinned himself up against the wall and B has moved in right up to him, giving Max nowhere else to go.  Max simply stares at Big B with his eyes wide open, having a look of fear in them, as B continues to excitedly rant on as the scene fades.

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Supercard Archives / DESPAYRE and ? vs JT STARR and MICHAEL HARDY
« on: January 31, 2014, 11:56:40 PM »
 As the scene opens up, it seems as though we may all finally be getting the answer to the question of who, if anyone, will be taking the place of Despayre's "Mystery Partner".  With the other participants of the match having already been heard from, the process of elimination would suggest that this must be where that secret is finally revealed.  So the question now is, who is it?  The shot moves down the busy streets of Los Angeles as he moves all around, seemingly zeroing in on the answer to that question over time.  As it moves along, it eventually reaches a more residential area, turning down a side street and passing by a line of houses down the block.  The shot eventually moves into one very familiar home before then going straight inside.  The camera shot takes a quick dart through the home, immediately landing on a rather extensive home gym which appears to be currently in use.  Between the lighting and the camera angle, it can not be seen who is there at first, but the camera slowly but surely continues to move closer and closer, eventually showing an outline of the person in question as the shot is coming from behind.  It is at that point the camera then pans around to show a view from the front of the man who is in the midst of his workout and it turns out to be the very familiar face of none other than... Nick Jones!

Nick:  Alright, I think that's enough for today.

Nick drops the dumbbells down that he was using and lets out a deep breath.  As the scene pans out a bit, it quickly comes apparent that he's still working his way back from his various extensive injuries, as the fact that he was only seen doing an upper body workout does not appear to be a coincidence, as Nick still has his left leg bandaged up and is very slow to get up, using the workout to push himself up in the process.  Nick grabs a towel off a nearby rack and wipes himself, and his equipment, down quickly before heading to the nearby staircase.  Nick heads up the stairs slowly, holding the handrail the entire time, as he eventually reaches the top, emerging out and making it clear that this gym is in the basement, as the ground floor of Nick's Los Angeles home is quickly recognizable.  Nick heads straight into the kitchen and goes into the fridge, grabbing a shake from out of there before plopping down in a chair at the kitchen table.  Nick starts to drink the shake as, just a moment later, Nick's loveable cousin, Bernard "Big B" Jones, comes waltzing in.

Big B:  Hey cuz!

Nick:  Hey B, how's it going?

Big B:  Good, was just getting everything set back up in the room.  How about you?

Nick:  Not too shabby I guess.  Slowly but surely working my way back into ring shape.  So you happy to be back?

Big B:  You betcha!  I have to admit, it was really weird not being around all you guys for so long.  I really missed you guys... all of you, even Jimmy!

Nick:  Wow, that's saying something.  I never would have thought that I would say this, but I've got to admit it... I'm actually glad to have you back, buddy.

That comment brings a big smile to B's face, as he then quickly rushes right over to Nick and grabs him in a big hug.  Nick, seeing it coming just before it's too late, quickly braces himself for the overzealous nature of his extremely large cousin.  As B lets go, Nick shoots him a bit of an awkward and just sort of nods at him.

Nick:  Now let's not go and make me regret all of this, ok?

Big B:  Whatever you say cuz.  I guess I'll go back and finish unpacking now.

Nick:  Do what you gotta do.

Nick turns in his seat towards the chair, leaning up on the table as he continues to drink his shake.  Big B turns and goes to leave, but just before walking out of the kitchen he suddenly stops.  B starts to turn back towards Nick but then stops himself again and goes to turn to leave once more, but seems conflicted as he goes back and forth while not making a definitive move.  Nick notices this and after watching in confusion for a few moments, he finally interjects.

Nick:  Did you have something else you wanted to say?

Big B:  Um... I don't know.  Why do you ask?

Nick:  Are you kidding me?  I can read you like a book, and I sure as hell know when you've got something going on in that big empty noggin of yours, so why don't you just go ahead and spill it, alright?

Big B:  Well it's not... it's just.  I, um... could you help me with something.

Nick seems a bit hesitant to respond as he looks at B rather cautiously before slowly responding with an uneasy tone to his voice.

Nick:  I suppose so... I guess.  What could you possibly want my help with?  It's the same damn room you were in a few months back, I can't imagine unpacking in it should be all that hard.

Big B:  No, no.  It's not that.  It's just... it's something else.

Nick:  Alright... shoot.

Big B:  Well, I was hoping for some advice.

The hesitant look from Nick turns to one of complete confusion as B says this, and Nick's voice reflects that confusion as well as he responds to Big B.

Nick:  You want advice......... FROM ME?!?

Big B:  Yeah, would you mind?

Nick:  I guess not.  I mean, if that's what you really want.  You're sure this is advice that you're looking for and it's from me you want to get it from?

Big B:  Yeah, of course!  Come on cuz, you always seem to have an answer for everything!

Nick:  Oh, don't get me wrong, I always absolutely know what I'm doing, why I'm doing it, and how it's the right thing to be doing, at all times.  It just doesn't seem like for the kind of things YOU would typically be looking for advice on, that I'd be the kind of person who would be giving advice about it.  Get what I'm saying?

Big B:  Yeah, I guess.  But this is different.  It's about wrestling.

Nick:  Alright, fair enough.  So what's the deal?

Big B:  Well first I need to give you some back story in order to understand.

Nick rolls his eyes as soon as he hears this, but opts not to interrupt or say anything, instead allowing B to continue on.  At this point B proceeds to tell the entire back story behind the recent career of his close friend Despayre, most specifically centering around what has happened regarding to his tag team partners, having lost or had injured all of them in recent times.  As B opts to cover this story in great detail, it happens to carry on for quite a long period of time, as Nick gradually starts to become more bored looking while also clearly paying less attention to what B is saying.  At some point, with Nick looking to be in a complete haze, he suddenly snaps out of it and looks back to B, who is still continuing on, before finally cutting him off mid-sentence.

Nick:  Alright, listen;  I know I owe not only you, but your little buddy too, and I'm really making an effort here to try to be as nice as tolerable, but is all of this really necessary?  Is there any way you could just get to the point here?  Because frankly, I pretty much stopped listening at least five minutes ago now.

Big B:  Oh, right.  Um... ok.  Well anyway, the point was that given everything that has been going on, Despy has himself booked for a tag team match this Sunday at My Bloody Valentine and he doesn't have himself a tag team partner.  And if that wasn't bad enough, he refuses to even look for one!

Nick:  Ok, I hear what you're saying.  So what exactly are you looking for advice from me on in this whole mess?

Big B:  What should I do about this?  I was figuring I could try to find a tag team partner for Despy since he won't do it himself, but I don't even know where to start.

Nick:  Really?  You don't have any ideas whatsoever of who could possibly team with Despayre on Sunday?

Nick glares straight at Big B the entire time as he's saying this, making it rather obvious he's indicating that Big B consider taking on the role himself.  B is clearly oblivious to this though, as he scratches his head while thinking it over for a minute before shaking his head.

Big B:  Nope, not a clue.

Nick:  Really??? REALLY?!?  Come on man, just stop and think about it for a second.  I know that's not the easiest thing in the world for...

Nick catches himself mid-sentence, realizing the tone of his comment as he makes an effort to be less aggressive towards his cousin.

Nick:  I mean, think it over for a minute, I'm sure you can come up with something.

Big B:  I don't know cuz, I've been trying and I guess I had a few ideas, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized none of them are really going to work.  That's why I wanted to come to you for advice, I knew you'd be able to come up with something.

Nick:  I'm sure you can do this yourself B.  You know... you can do this yourself.

Big B:  You really think so?

Nick:  I think that's kind of already been proven, don't you?

Big B:  Maybe you're right.

Big B stops and thinks about it for a moment, glaring off into nothingness the entire time, before eventually looking back to Nick while shaking his head.

Big B:  Nope... I got nothing.

Nick puts his face down into his hands, clearly disgusted by how oblivious B is to the point Nick is trying to get across here.

Nick:  You're over-thinking this, B.  Just stop for a moment.  Now think about someone who Despayre knows well.  Who YOU know VERY well.  Someone who is very, VERY close by.  Someone who has all of the makings for a very easy choice to be Despayre's tag team partner.  Imagine if it were as simple as looking in a mirror.

Big B:  Wait, you're not saying...

Nick:  I think you're finally getting it.

Big B:  But are you sure about this?

Nick:  Sure, why not?

Big B:  I'm not going to lie, I had thought of it myself, but I thought I might be pushing my luck.

Nick:  Come on, don't think like that.  No reason to be so paranoid.

Big B:  I guess you're right.  Although if I'm being honest, when I first decided to ask you about this, I was hoping you would bring this up yourself.  I was kind of scared to ask what you thought about it, but knowing that you came up with it on your own makes me feel that much better.

Nick:  No reason to be scared, I think it's clearly the most obvious solution to this little conundrum of yours.

Big B:  I just didn't want to turn this into a problem is all.  You know, with the whole stepping back into the ring thing.

Nick:  Now you're just making a bigger deal out of this than it is.  It's certainly not like it would be the first time.

Big B:  Yeah, I guess that's true, I just don't think anyone expected it to be this soon.

Nick:  Bah, who cares what anyone else thinks.  Just gotta make it happen.

Big B:  You know what?  You're right!  Man cuz, this is just so exciting!  I can't believe you're really going to be Despayre's tag team partner!!!

Nick:  Yeah.

Big B:  I'm going to go call him right now!

Nick is clearly not listening to closely to what Big B has said, as he sort of mindlessly nods along as Big B gets up and leaves the kitchen table.  However, just a moment later it seems to click with Nick as his eyes go wide and he spins around to look off in the direction Big B just went.

Nick:  Wait... WHAT?!?

Nick uses the back of the chair to push himself off and goes charging off after B, hobbling along after him as he moves as fast as possible while still having clear issues with his leg.  As Nick chases after Big B, he screams for him as well in the process.

Nick:  YOU, YOU BIG IDIOT!!!  I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU, NOT ME!!!

Nick gets out of the kitchen and now heads down one of the side hallways, looking all around trying to figure out why way Big B went.

Nick:  GET BACK HERE!  GET YOUR BIG STUPID A...

Nick then turns a blind corner and just as he does, collides straight into a returning Big B, a move which knocks Nick straight to the floor with one quick shot.  B quickly reaches down and grabs his cousin, pulling him back up to his feet.

Big B:  Sorry about that cuz.  I couldn't hear what you were saying thought... what was that?  Something about my big what?

Nick:  Never mind that now, there was just one very important thing, it seems you and I had a bit of a misunderstanding back there in the kitchen.

Big B:  Why, what's that?

Nick:  I was NOT agreeing to be Despayre's partner for My Bloody Valentine!

Big B:  What?  Why not?!?

Nick:  Is that even a serious question?

Big B:  Does it have to do with your injuries?

Nick:  You know what?  Yeah, let's just blame it on the fact that I'm not yet cleared to return to the ring.

Nick then quietly mumbles under his breath.

Nick:  Although I would never do it anyway.

Big B:  What was that?

Nick:  Oh, um... nothing.  Just that I won't, I can't do it.

Big B:  But you said...

Nick:  What I said was that there was someone right nearby who knew Desp and would make a good partner.  Someone that was closer that you might realize.  You know, even saying that it would be like looking in a MIRROR.

Big B simply stares blankly at Nick, still clearly not getting it.

Nick:  ... a mirror!

The blank stare continues as Nick is growing continually more frustrated, now starting to poke Big B in the chest.

Nick:  YOU!!  I was talking about YOU!!!

Big B:  Yeah, and I'm the one trying to help him.

Nick:  Oh brother.

Big B:  No, I'm your cousin.

Nick:  Please stop.

Big B:  Okay.

Nick:  So let's back up here.  What I'm saying is that what you, Big B, can do, PERSONALLY DO, is not just find him a partner, but actually help him yourself.

Big B:  Isn't that what I"m doing by finding him a partner though?  How else can I help?

Nick:  BY BEING HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER!!!

Big B:  Who?

Nick:  YOU!  YOU! BERNARD "BIG B" FRIGGIN' JONES!!!  BE HIS DAMN TAG TEAM PARTNER!

Big B:  Me?!?  His partner?!?

Nick:  For the love of God, yes!

Big B:  I'm not a real wrestler though.

Nick:  Are you kidding me?  You've been in the business for over a decade now and are as big, tall and strong as any son of a bitch in this company.  You've gotten yourself in plenty of fights, been dragged into the ring countless times before and now even had yourself multiple official matches.  For crying out loud, you have even teamed with Despayre before!  Trust me, I remember... I was freakin' there!

Big B:  Oh, well... I guess that's all true.  I hadn't really thought of that.

Nick:  Forget thinking about it, just do it!

Big B:  You know what?  You're right!  Why didn't you mention that earlier?

Nick lets out a loud sigh of disgust as he shakes his head, not even responding to B, who is also quite oblivious to Nick's reaction, instead continuing on in his excited ways.

Big B:  I've just got to talk to Despy about this.  I'm sure he'll love it!  Thanks cuz!!

Nick:  Yeah, yeah.  Whatever.

Big B runs off out of the house as Nick turns and makes his way into the living room, plopping down on the couch and turning on the TV as he continues to simply shakes his head as the scene eventually fades away.

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The scene opens back up in the backstage area at the Star of the Desert Arena before the start of My Bloody Valentine.  As the shot shows one of the backstage catering areas, one of the sights that stands out from the crowd is SCW favorite Despayre, who is feverishly pacing back and forth throughout the area, with Angel sitting in a chair nearby, seemingly watching Despayre intently.  A few moments later, Despayre stops as he is suddenly joined by his good friend, Big B.  B steps right in front of Despayre wearing a huge smile across his face as he does.

Big B:  Hey buddy!

Despayre looks up at B with a rather grim look on his face as he responds rather quietly.

Despayre:  Oh, hi Bernie.

Big B:  What's wrong?

Despayre:  It's just this whole gosh darn tag team partner thingamajig.  I don't like it one darn bit!

Despayre lets out a big huff before thinking about what he just said and continuing on.

Despayre:  Sorry for the potty mouth, this whole thing has me upset.

Big B:  I know how you feel, sometimes we all just let our emotions get the best of us.  But I've got some good news, I think I have a solution to that whole thing.

Despayre:  Oh really?  Great!  What is it?

Big B:  I've got someone who can be your tag team partner!

While Big B is very excited about this, the look on Despayre's face quickly changes to a scowl as he quite clearly is not pleased with that response from B.

Despayre:  No!

Big B:  What do you mean?

Despayre:  That's the whole point.  Enough is enough!

Big B:  But you need a partner for tonight, don't you?

Despayre:  That's what everyone keeps telling me, but I've already said it before, I don't want another new partner!

Big B:  Well that's the best part.  This technically wouldn't even really be a new partner.  It's someone you've worked with before and already know really, really well.  And best of all, he's already right here and ready to go!

Big B stands there with a huge smile across his face as Despayre stops and thinks it over, stroking the nonexistent beard on his chin in the process, before eventually starting to slowly nod at the thought.

Despayre:  You know, that might not be such a bad idea after all.  I can't believe I never even thought of it myself.  The only thing is I really ought to ask him first.

Big B looks confused, given that he's the one who brought it up himself, and opens his mouth to reaffirm his interest in being Despayre's tag team partner, but before he can get a word in, Despy is quick to continue on.

Despayre:  So no offense, but it's only right that Angel and I have this conversation in private.  Thanks for the suggestion, I'll let you know how it goes!

With that, Despayre runs over and grabs Angel from the nearby chair and runs off, leaving behind a very confused Big B standing there all on his own, scratching his head.

Big B:  Jeez, I guess spending all this time around Nick again I'm starting to pick up his tendency to unnecessarily confuse everyone.  I better go clear this up.

Big B goes off after Despayre, running out of the scene in the process, as it slowly fades to black.

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Supercard Archives / NICK JONES and TONY vs DESPAYRE and BIG B
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:59:12 PM »
 The scene opens up backstage Vanguard Grand Nightclub in Hollywood, California just after the last Climax Control before December 2 Dismember II has gone off the air.  Back in the locker room of Nick Jones, not long after his match against his cousin, Big B, he is there along with all of the members of the Entourage.  Nick seems quite clearly rather displeased as he is in the process of reaming out both Jimmy Mason and Max Goldstein as the camera begins to pick up the ongoing conversation.

Nick:  Are you two out of your damn mind?!?

Jimmy:  Nicky, baby... I don't see what the problem is.

Nick:  Of course you don't because you're a freakin' moron!  Apparently with B's stupid ass no longer around you two dipshits figured you needed to fill in his role as the dumbass of the group, huh?

Max:  Oh Gawd!

Max, quite clearly letting his anxiety get the best of him, starts to breath rather heavily as Nick continues to berate the two men.

Nick:  Have you two stopped for even just an instant to think what the hell you did out there?

Jimmy:  What's wrong?  We distracted that little nutjob for you, just like you wanted, baby.

Nick:  No, no, you didn't just distract him, you did the very last thing you ever should have ever done when it comes to that raging lunatic; you touched his damn teddy bear!

Jimmy:  Yeah, and it got him to come chasing after us, which was great.  I don't get it.

Nick:  It's not the reaction for a few seconds that I'm talking about, I'm talking about the fact that you're working that raging psychopath up even more than he already was for this damn match.  How do you not see the problem with that?!?  Where the hell would you possibly come up with such a stupid ass idea in the first place?

Jimmy and Max both stand there silently as they look away from Nick, staring down at the floor.  Max peaks up from the floor a little bit and his eyes shift to look past Nick for just a moment before quickly returning to looking down at the floor.  Nick seems confused for a moment before turning to look behind him, where he sees Tony standing, leaning up against the wall with his arms crossed across his chest.  Tony stands there with no expression on his face, just watching and staring at Jimmy and Max the entire time.  Nick then quickly turns back to Jimmy and Max, just in time to catch them looking back at Tony and mouthing something to him, before they're able to quickly look away again upon realizing Nick is looking back at them.  Nick then looks back at Tony, now seeming even more pissed off than before.

Nick:  Wait a damn second, this was YOUR idea?!?

Tony:  Yeah, wut da frig' is da problem, boss?

Nick:  Did you not hear everything I just told these two little shits?  I thought YOU of all people would know better.  Hell, now you're going to have to deal with this wacko in the match too you know.

Tony:  Yeah, and?  I ain't friggin' care 'bout dat.  Dat lil' shit ain't gonna do nuttin' ta me, capiche?  I ain't know wut you's so upset 'bout anyway, it friggin' worked didn't it?  I mean, you's got da win, right boss?

Nick:  Well, um....

Nick stops and seems to be thinking it over, but cannot come up with much of a response to Tony.  That seems to make Tony quite pleased with myself, as a big smile appears across his face as he comes to realizes he's left his boss nearly speechless; which is as close as Nick will ever get to being quiet.  However, Nick's expression changes from one to deep thought back to annoyance as soon as he sees the smile on Tony's face.

Nick:  You can wipe that smug smirk off of your damn face, alright you arrogant little greaseball?

Tony:  Hey!  What da...

Tony seems annoyed, but stops himself and seems to let it go, instead wiping away the smile as he's so asked.

Tony:  Whateva', boss.

Nick:  Well listen, if you're so damn convinced that this won't be a problem, then I've got a little proposal for you.  How about when Despayre finally snaps, and we know it's just a matter of when and not if, and goes completely batshit crazy at December 2 Dismember, YOU are going to be the one who will get to deal with his insane nonsense, got it?

Tony:  Sure t'ing, boss.  You's know I'mma be more den happy to put dat little shit in his place once and fer all.

Nick:  Alright then, I suppose we have this all sorted out.

Nick turns and goes to leave, but stops himself.  He then and turns back to the group, addressing all three men.

Nick:  Just one last thing.  For future reference, you all need to remember one damn thing.  I'm the one who makes the decisions around here, got it?  So next time you even think about pulling one of these stupid ass little stunts, you better check with me first, alright?

Tony:  You's got it, boss.

Jimmy:  Sure thing, baby.

Max:  Of course, sir.

Nick:  Good.  Now let's get the hell out of here.

With that, Nick turns and goes to leave, with the group following behind him as the scene cuts away.

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The scene opens up at the Los Angeles home of Nick Jones on Thanksgiving Day.  As the scene moves inside, it starts off in the master bedroom, where Nick is finishing getting ready, with Diana there along with him.  The two are talking about the days plans, which Nick seems none too happy about.

Nick:  All I'm saying is I'm not so sure what's supposed to be so freakin' great about all of these damn holidays.  It's nothing more than a day that you have to deal with a bunch of obnoxious family members that you're thrilled not to have to see for the rest of the year giving you crap about anything and everything humanly possible.  If I wanted anything to do with these people, then I would, but I really don't.  I'm just absolutely dreading this crap.

Diana:  Oh, come on Nick, don't be like that.  I'm sure it really won't be that bad.  It's just a couple of days a year, for a dinner and some chatting and that's it, then you get to move on.  I mean, you want to keep in touch with your family to SOME degree, right?

Nick:  I don't know, if you say so I suppose.  I just don't see it.  More than anything they're a monstrous pain in my ass and a burden on my wallet.  Not sure I really get the supposed appeal.

Diana:  Oh stop.  Besides, I didn't even know you had that invited that many people to come out today.  When are they getting here?

Nick:  You mean the dinner crowd?  They're all already here.

Diana seems to be caught completely off-guard by that, as she has a look of shock on her face.

Diana:  They're what?!?  Oh my God, why didn't you say so?  Come on, move your ass!

Nick:  What are you freaking out about?  What's the big deal?

Diana:  We have house guests.  You're seriously leaving them sitting downstairs waiting for us?

Nick:  Yeah, what's your point?

Diana:  Just shut up and let's go.

Nick:  Whatever you say.

Nick simply shrugs his shoulders and follows Diana as the both head out of the master bedroom and go straight down the main stairs.  Nick and Diana then both head into the living room, where their guests are waiting for them.  Diana looks confused as a quick look around the room shows some very familiar faces, as the room is filled only with the usual suspects:  Tony, Jimmy and Max, all of whom are occupying themselves by watching television.

Nick:  See?  They're fine.  Jeez, it's Thanksgiving and all of the sudden you'd think this group of leeches can't handle being alone for a few minutes.  You think they'd be used to it by now.

Diana:  Wait, but... no.  What the hell is going on here?

Nick:  They're watching TV.  What's with you, D?

Diana:  You were carrying on and on about your family.  Where are they?

Nick bursts out into laughter as Diana looks even more confused now than before.

Nick:  Wait... you actually seriously thought I invited my derelict family here for Thanksgiving?  Are you out of your mind?

Diana:  I never would have thought so, but you wouldn't stop ranting on about them.  If they're not coming here, then what was with all the whining?

Nick:  It's because...

Before Nick can finish, his phone starts to ring with his custom ring tone of Kid Rock's "Cocky" playing.  Nick pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and looks at it before holding it up for Diana to see.

Nick:  See?!?  THIS is the crap I'm talking about!

A closer look shows that the call in question is coming from a contact simply labeled as "Mom".

Diana:  You're seriously complaining about a phone call from your mom on Thanksgiving?

Nick:  Oh, just wait.  You'll see.

Nick then takes the phone and hits the answer button, putting it up to the side of his head before speaking with a rather annoyed tone to his voice.

Nick:  Yeah?

Diana seems a little taken back by how Nick responded to his mom's call, as Nick seems to be listening to what she's saying on the phone.

Nick:  Yeah, yeah... Happy Thanksgiving to you too... right, whatever.

Nick listens again as he rolls his eyes a bit in the process.

Nick:  Fine, tell dad the same too I guess.  Is that it?

Nick listens for a moment until suddenly his eyes go wide and he seems to get a bit nervous.

Nick:  What?!?  No way.  No, no, no... I can't talk to her, I um... I have to go.  Yeah, right now.  I can't wait, I.... but.... damnit!

Nick pulls the phone away from his ear a moment as he talks to Diana.

Nick:  My mom is putting my freakin' aunt on the phone!

Diana seems a bit perplexed by Nick having such a more significant issue with this.  That is, until he explains it further.

Nick:  B's mom!

Diana seems to suddenly get it, nodding along assuredly as Nick puts the phone back up to his ear.

Nick:  Oh, hi.  Um, Happy Thanksg...

Nick cannot even finish his sentence before he is cut off, with the screaming being so loud that it can be heard even far away from the phone.  Nick pulls the phone away from his ear a bit due to this and as soon as there is a break from the screaming by his aunt, he quickly tries to interject.

Nick:  Listen, you don't understand!  It's just that...

Nick seems to change to somewhat annoyed as he is clearly interrupted once again.

Nick:  No, if you'd just let me finish, I'm trying to tell you that...

Nick becomes increasingly more annoyed as he's cut off once more.

Nick:  YES!  Just freakin' listen for one damn second and I'll tell you exactly why that dipshit son of yours had it coming!

The screaming from the other end of the phone gets louder than ever as Nick pulls the phone away from his ear.  He rolls his eyes and then hits the mute button on his phone before sticking it in his shirt pocket.

Nick:  This friggin' broad.  I paid my idiot cousin God knows how much money over years because she asked me to, and now I've got to listen to her bullshit because he got the ass-kicking he's been asking for, for a VERY long time now?

Diana:  Yeah, but isn't this little maneuver only going to piss her off even more?

Diana points down to the muted phone in Nick's hand, which is still connected to the call.

Nick:  This?  She's just ranting and raving like a lunatic, she wouldn't be listening to a damn word I said anyway.  She won't even notice that I'm not there or not listening, trust me.  This way she can get it out of her system and I don't have to listen to her nonsense.

Diana:  That's quite the little trick you've got there, I'll give you that.

Diana then stops and seems to think it over for a moment before coming to a realization.

Diana:  Wait a damn second, you don't pull that crap with me, do you?

Nick:  Well, um... uh... no, of course not.

Diana:  Oh really?  And why exactly should I believe that?  Now that I think about it, every time you and I are arguing on the phone, you always...

Before Diana can finish, Nick notices that his phone gets a bit quiet and he quickly puts his finger up to indicate Diana wait for a moment, as he quickly pulls the phone up and unmutes it before speaking into the phone again.

Nick:  Yes.  Yes, I understand.

It can then be heard that Nick's aunt continues on with her screaming, as Nick once again pulls the phone away and mutes it.

Nick:  Sorry.  What were you saying again?

Nick thinks and then realizes what it was so quickly changes the subject.

Nick:  Never mind that.  So how's the game going anyway?

Nick turns and looks to see the Raiders / Cowboys on TV, and immediately notices that the Raiders are losing the game, letting out a sigh.

Nick:  Friggin' Oakland.  They really are just the worst, aren't they?  Well, I guess it could be worse.  At least I'm not a damn Jets fan, right?

Nick stops, turns and looks straight into the camera for a moment, shrugging his shoulders, before turning back to the group.

Nick:  Alright folks, let's go eat.

Nick then unmutes and puts it back up to his ear.

Nick:  You're right, I'm so sorry, I have to go, bye.

Nick then quickly hangs up the phone before any type of response can come from his aunt and then puts his phone away.  Nick then turns and heads towards the dining room, which is already completely setup and has the food on the table, clearly having been catered by some outside source.  They all sit down around the table and Nick immediately goes to reach for some food,  but Diana slaps his hand away before he can grab anything.

Diana:  Not yet.  Before we have anything to eat, we all need to say what we are thankful for.

Nick:  Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.

Diana:  I am dead serious.  Is it really that hard to come up with ONE thing to have something positive to say?

Nick:  You know, it just might be.

Diana:  Well too bad, come up with something.

Tony:  You's know what?  I's got sumtin'.  I'll start.

The group all seems to be caught a little off guard by that, but all listen as they turn and look towards Tony.

Tony:  I's t'ankful fer da fact dat I's get to get my hands around da neck of dat little nutjob, Despy.

Diana looks unamused while Nick cannot help but chuckle.'

Nick:  Well you know what, Tone?  You've inspired me.  I'll tell you what I'm thankful for, I'm thankful for the fact that I'm getting to do what I've wanted to do for many, many, MANY years.  Something I've wanted to do for as many years as that dipshit cousin of mine has even been alive.  I'm thankful for getting to beat the hell out of that moron of a cousin of mine;  not just once, but also a second time, and soon enough, it will be the third time that's a charm.  THAT is what I'm thankful for.  Alright Maxi-Pad... you're up.

Max:  Oh Gawd!  I'm thankful for... oh Gawd!

Nick:  Great, Max is thankful for God.  Moving on... what have you got Jimmy?

Jimmy:  What am I thankful for?  You all know what it is... money, baby!  Money!

Nick:  Alright then, that leaves you sweetheart.  What have you got?

Diana:  Well what I am thankful for is to have this time to spend all of this time that I can around the people I care about most.  The fact that I get to spend so much of my time around the love of our life and not only that, but our closest friends, who are by all means our truest family.  That is what I'm thankful for.

The rest of the room gets completely silent, as the entire group look at Diana as if she's completely nuts after listening to her seemingly heartfelt and sincere thanks.  That is, until she continues on.

Diana:  Nah, I'm just screwing with you!  I'm really just thankful that we've got this awesome meal and that I didn't have to cook one single freakin' piece of it!  Plus, watching Nick and Tony beat the ever-loving shit out of two of the most unimaginably irritating people I've ever had the displeasure of being around will certainly be something to be thankful for as well.

Nick:  Now, THAT is more like it.  Cheers!

With that, the group all raise their drinks to cheers before drinking them back.  The group all then starts to fill their plates with food and begin their eating.  After a minute or two into the meal, the conversation starts back up about their holiday plans.

Diana:  So we've got to start putting our plans together.  With Thanksgiving so late, Christmas is just right around the corner.

Nick:  Yeah, but you weren't serious about that New York City trip you were rambling on about were you?  I mean, you were just joking with that nonsense, right?

Diana:  What?!?  No way, I was totally series.  How can you not want to go for New York for Christmas time.  It's great out there.  What, do you have a problem with the Rockefeller Center or something?

Nick:  You seriously want to go all the way across the country for some stupid big ass tree?  Give me a damn break.  You DO realize that I have a match coming up in Newark, and that's in Newark, CALIFORNIA, not New Jersey!

Diana:  Oh, you've got two weeks before your match, don't be such a big baby.  The tree is awesome and you know once we're there you'll be happy we went.

Tony:  Hey Dee, I ain't t'ink it's da tree da Nick's got da problem wit'.

Diana:  Then what do you think his problem is?

Tony:  Ain't it obvious?  He's scared of goin' anywhere near St. Pat's.

The entire group chuckles while Nick seems less than amused by the remark.

Jimmy:  Yeah baby, he's afraid if he walks inside he'll burst into flames or something.

Max:  Oh Gawd Jimmy, don't be ridiculous.

Max seems quite serious at first, but then suddenly a smile comes across his face.

Max:  That said, he really better make sure he avoids letting the holy water touch his skin, because that's sure to burn.

Nick glares over at Max, still seem unamused by all of this.

Nick:  This coming from the Jewish guy.  Seriously?

Max:  Hey, Jesus was a Jew too ya know.

Nick:  Ah, whatever.  My only problem with the church is that cheap, shitty wine they serve.  If I'm going out drinking, I want to drink like a freakin' man, not like some poor little sissy.

Diana:  Well then, we'll be sure to hit a bar before we go to Rockefeller Center or St. Patrick's.  See?  I'm more than happy to compromise.  Now let's book this trip!

Nick:  Wait... no.  That's not what I was saying.

Diana:  Too late to back out of it now, Nick.  I'll have it all booked tomorrow.

Nick:  Ah, crap.

Nick shakes his head and turns his attention back to his food as the scene slowly fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / It Finally Comes Together...
« on: November 15, 2013, 10:13:22 PM »
 The scene opens up backstage not long after last week's episode of Climax Control, just outside of the office of SCW Co-Owner "Hot Stuff" Mark Ward.  After a few moments, the door to his office opens and out steps Mark's long time friend and SCW Superstar, Nick Jones.  As Nick steps outside, he is smiling from ear to ear and seems to be in a far better mood than anyone would expect, especially given the results of his match earlier that night.  As he starts to head down the hall, he comes across his girlfriend, Diana Roberts, who quickly comes up to Nick.

Diana:  I've been looking all over for you, where the hell have you been?

Diana stops and before Nick can even respond, the expression on her face changes to one of confusion as she notices the big smile on Nick's face and cannot help but inquire about it.

Diana:  So what's with the shit-eating grin?

Nick raises an eyebrow as he doesn't seem to quite get what Diana is getting at.

Nick:  What, a guy can't be happy?

Diana:  Of course, but let's be honest, this is you we're talking about.

Nick:  Yeah, well when you're this damn good, it's easy to be thrilled just to be me.

Diana:  Nothing wrong with that, but I didn't exactly expect you to be in such an upbeat mood given how tonight went.

Nick:  What?  Why's that?

Diana:  Maybe I should know better than to ask abut this, but you do realize that you lost your match tonight, right?

Nick simply rolls his eyes as he shakes his head and giving a bit of a scoff.

Nick:  No, no... you've got that all wrong.  It was that no-talent Jersey douche Giani who lost that match, NOT me.

Diana:  Fair enough.  But I figured that would still be enough to have you in a less than happy mood.

Nick:  On any other day you might be right, but I just got some very good news, not just me, but for the entirety of Sin City Wrestling and all of its fans.  You see, it has taken long enough, WAY too damn long if we're being honest, but soon enough, all will finally be right in the company again.

Diana:  Why, what happened?

Nick:  Well based on a conversation I just had with my little limey friend, I just found out that come this time next week, you will be looking at the man who will rightfully have HIS title returned to him for the record-breaking THIRD time, as I will once again be your SCW Heavyweight Champion!

Diana seems to be taken back by that, as she seems to not quite believe what she is hearing.

Diana:  Wait... what?!?  What are you talking about?  I mean, that's great, but... how?

Nick:  After months and months AND MONTHS of injustice, of being wronged, of being flat out SCREWED, all of the wrongs are finally being righted.  After all of this time, I am my long-awaited rematch, as I'll be going up against that little shit-stain Goth in a match for MY title!

Diana:  Wow, I can't believe it.  And it's just going to be happening on next week's Climax Control?

Nick:  Well that stupid shore-trash technically already has the title shot locked up for the next supercard, but you know for shit-sure they can't possibly bare the idea of the headline match being such low-end garbage as Giani versus Goth.  I mean, after all, they actually want people to show up to the damn event.  So that's where I step in.  I get into that ring next week, I beat Goth's sorry ass, regain my title and boom, just like that, the supercard will be headlined by the biggest draw the wrestling business has ever known.  Sure, it may seem like a bit of a waste to have me regain my glorious title on a regular weekly show, but SCW is smart enough to be looking at the big picture here, and they know damn well that the sooner the title returns to its rightful place, the better it is for everyone.

Diana:  I guess that all makes sense.

Nick:  You guess?!?  What the hell kind of response is that.  It doesn't just make sense, it is utter brilliance.  Everyone can see full well that this company has been falling apart without me leading the way.  What was once the greatest championship in all of the wrestling world has now become some second-rate toy held by a bunch of complete chumps.  Goth is just the latest in a long line of undeserving jackasses to get to hold that belt without ever actually earning it, without having to beat anyone with real talent in order to get it.  Well next Sunday, that all changes.  Next Sunday, I will remind everyone what a REAL champion is all about, because when all is said and done, I will have beaten Goth's sorry ass not once, but TWICE in that ring and reminded everyone what the hell SCW is really all about.

Diana:  Beat Goth twice?  What are you talking about?

Nick:  Oh, didn't I mention?  There's an interesting little twist to this match, as it will be a two-out-of-three falls match.

Diana:  That seems a little unnecessary don't you think?  I mean, why should you have to beat that guy twice when only now finally just getting your match?

Nick:  Unnecessary?  Yes.  But in the end it won't make one damn bit of difference.  It doesn't matter how many falls they want to make it, I assure you that when all is said and done, I will still be walking out of that ring with the belt back around my waist.  The truth is that it won't even really be two out of three, it will simply be a two falls match, because there's no chance it even makes it to a third fall.  I'll beat Goth's ass once, and then do it immediately after for a second time before he even knows what hit him, and the match will be over just like that.

Nick snaps his fingers to emphasize his point as Diana simply nods along.

Diana:  I guess that sounds like quite the plan.  You have this all figured out, huh?

Nick:  Oh, I've had this all figured out for a long ass time.  It's just been for too long that these nobodies have been too scared of the impact that my dominance over this roster was having, and would have once again.  So they kept me from ever getting the shot that was rightfully mine, but they've finally pulled their heads out of their asses and now it finally all comes together.  Forget all of that bullshit about bragging, being cocky or even the best, there's only one thing that matters now... being the champion.  And in one week, that's exactly what I'll be, damnit!

The smile on Nick's face grows again as he gives Diana a quick smack on her bottom, which seems to make her quite happy.  He then quickly takes her by the arm and leads her off out of the camera shot as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / Watching Some TV
« on: November 08, 2013, 09:23:20 PM »
 The scene opens up at the Los Angeles, California home of the former two-time SCW World Heavyweight Champion, Nick Jones.  Nick is seen inside of his house, laid out across the couch and watch television.  A quick look shows that Nick is in fact watching this past week's episode of Climax Control.  As he watches intently, he has a bit of a scowl on his face in the process, clearly not too happy with what he is seeing.  A moment later, Nick's girlfriend Diana Roberts walks into the room and immediately notices the look on Nick's face, causing her to roll her eyes.

Diana:  Oh no, what is it this time?

Nick:  Nothing really, it's just... this nonsense.

Nick motions over towards the television causing Diana to turn back and look at for the first time, now only just realizing what Nick is watching and, in the process, bringing a look of confusion to her face.  She turns back to Nick with an eyebrow raised as she speaks to him in a rather surprised tone.

Diana:  You're really watching... this?

Nick:  Yeah, what of it?

Diana:  This is SCW... the last Climax Control.

Nick:  Um, yeah... I know that, I'm the one who put it on, babe.

Diana:  Yeah, I get that.  I just find it... surprising... is all.

Nick:  Why?  I watch SCW all the freakin' time?

Diana:  I guess so.  But you do realize that this is not YOU on SCW TV, right?  More importantly, it's not you kicking someone else's ass on SCW TV.

Nick cannot help but let out a chuckle as he looks around from the TV for the first time in this conversation, looking towards Diana as he shrugs his shoulders.

Nick:  What can I say?  I guess you've got a point there.

Diana:  Ok, well I guess that makes me feel a little better.  So what's going on with this?

Nick:  It's, it's... this.  Look at this crap!

Diana turns towards the television and starts playing closer attention to what is on, and it happens to be last week's promo from Nick's upcoming tag team partner, Giani Di Luca.

Diana:  Ah.  Not a fan, are we?

Nick:  What the hell do you think?  Do you believe I seriously have to team with this schmuck?

Diana:  It's not like you haven't been forced to team with other imbeciles in the past, so what's the difference?  I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm well aware that this guy is a bit of a horses ass...

Nick doesn't even let her finish as he immediately jumps in to cut her off.

Nick:  Yeah, and now he's worse than ever!

Diana:  Really?  What makes you say that?

Nick:  Just listen to this verbal diarrhea he's spewing.  Sure, he may have been obnoxious before, but I could at least let it go for one night, given the guy actually had the balls to not pander to those mindless mouth-breathers in the audience.  

Diana:  But...?

Nick:  Do I even need ot say it?  Just look at him now!  The guy at least showed a little something before, even if he was a worthless piece of Jersey trash.  Sure, he represented everything that was wrong with those people, that place, and really just absolutely everything associated with New Jersey.

Diana:  Wow, where did that come from?

Nick:  I'm not really a fan of that state.

Diana:  Yeah, I kind of got that.

Nick:  It's more than that, to be honest I really just hate absolutely everything and EVERYONE from that garbage dump, without a single damn exception.  You got me?

Diana suddenly looks confused again, as she questions Nick on something.

Diana:  Everyone?  Really?  But isn't Cr...

Nick doesn't let Diana finish her thought, as he quickly interjects and carries on.

Nick:  It doens't matter, the point is about this clown and the way he's acting right now.  Now he's moved on to trying to become this ridiculous ball-washer to every one of these useless nobodies.  While I may be used to unfortunately having to step into the ring and go up against one or two of those complete clowns every now and then, actually being forced to team with one of those is just nauseating.  I'm seriously not sure I can even do it.

Diana gives Nick a bit of a suspicious glance as she seems to be made a bit uncertain by how Nick is getting so riled up on this matter.

Diana:  What is going on here, hun?  You've been teamed with an endless list of nobodies, loser and obnoxious idiots throughout your entire wrestling career, both in SCW and before that.  Why is this one suddenly such a big deal?  I don't get it.

Nick seems to be made a bit uneasy by the question at first, but then quickly tries to play it off.

Nick:  Whatever, forget it.  It's not a big deal.  I've just gotten sick and tired of the whole ordeal, that's all.

Diana continues to look rather suspicious of Nick, when suddenly her entire expression changes as she seems to come to a bit of an epiphany.

Diana:  Wait one damn second.  I know what this is all about.  This is about the SCW Heavyweight Championship isn't it?  And that Giani won the title match in your guys match last week?

The annoyed look on Nick's face quickly translates to anger as he immediately snaps back after Diana's comment.

Nick:  Well how the hell do you think I should feel?  I get screw over time and time again by this shit-hole of a company, and I'm supposed to be just fine and dandy with it?  SCREW THAT!!!  You are talking to the TWO-TIME SCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION here honey, don't you friggin' forget that.  The rest of these no-name talentless clowns don't have as many Heavyweight title reigns combined as I do on my own, yet they have been given their shots at the belt.  Yet in spite of all of this, somehow, someway, I still get screwed time and time again.  Do I even need to points out the fact that I STILL have yet to even receive my title rematch from my second championship reign, which ended nearly a year ago now?!?  That's right, a year and NO FREAKIN' REMATCH!!!

Diana:  Doesn't his match at Summer XXXtreme II count as that though?

Nick:  Are you kidding me with that shit?!?  What, do you work for this company full of idiots now, too?  Are you trying to tell me that some absurd 6-man tag match, 10 friggin' months later, that I by all rights won by the way should have me as the reigning SCW champ, is now supposed to suddenly count as the 1-on-1 rematch I was supposed to get long, long ago?

Diana gets a little quieter and rolls her eyes before responding.

Diana:  Sorry I asked.

Nick:  Is anything I said not true though?  I held that damn title for nearly the ENTIRETY of 2012.  I was named SCW's Wrestler of the Year, Man of the Year and hell... the list goes on.  Yet, in spite of all of this, how am I treated?  Like utter crap, that's how!

Diana:  And what does any of this have to do with Sunday's match?

Nick:  I'll tell you exactly what, it's my chance to make a damn point to these numbskullls.  Here's an idea, how about I go out there and show everyone that I'm not just better than each of those clowns on their own, which anyone with half a brain already knows, but how about I also show them how I'm better than all three of their sorry asses combined?  Then all three of them, all of the other idiots in that locker room and in the back offices, can take their stupid little title shots and shove them right up their collective asses.  Because at that point, I will be well on my way to regaining what is by all rights mine.

Nick has a smug smile as he seems rather proud of himself, but Diana seems to be made a bit nervous by the idea.

Diana:  I like your spirit, but perhaps that's not such a good idea.  You're basically suggesting turning the currently booked tag team match into a three-on-one handicap match.  I mean, say what you want about Giani, but he's not exactly going to stand by and let you turn on him to prove a point without any sort of retaliation.  Those three also all have friends of their own while these days, well... I have to be honest, the only person you can count on to have your back anymore is that big goomba over there.

Diana points over towards the entryway to the living room where Nick's friend and goon, Tony Capicelli, is standing there leaning up against the doorway, quietly watching this all transpire.  Tony then gives a quick nod towards Nick and slight hand wave before flicking away the toothpick that he was currently using and cracking his knuckles.  Nick looks at Tony for a few seconds and seems to be a bit annoyed as he seems to realize Diana is right.  He then stands up from his seat on the couch and glares back down at Diana.

Nick:  Whatever, that's not the damn point.  Just... just... forget it!

Nick turns and goes to storm off, but before he gets more than a step or two away, the promo from Giani on TV reaches the point where Spike kicks Giani right in the family jewels.  The sight causes Nick to stop in his tracks and burst out into laughter as he watches Giani crumble to the ground in a heap.

Nick:  That is freakin' fantastic!  I will tell you what, that right there really just kind of made it all a little better.  Hell, maybe I had Spike all wrong back when were at each others throats.

Nick then stops and thinks things over for a moment before shaking his head vigorously.

Nick:  Nah!  They're both complete sellout douchebag losers, but it's still funny to watch one kick the other in the balls.  It's going to be even funnier when I have both Kain and Goth then even more pain then a simple kick to the nuts can give to anyone.  Trust me babe, this is only the beginning.

With that, Nick turns and walks off as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / No Reason to be Scared
« on: October 26, 2013, 12:08:13 AM »
 The scene opens up at the Los Angeles home of SCW superstar Nick Jones, just days after SCW's latest supercard event, High Stakes III.  The scene shows the main entry foyer of the home, focused on the front door just as it opens and the home's owner, Nick, comes stepping inside.  Nick stops as soon as he steps in and drops his bag down next to the front door and lets out a deep sigh of relief.


Nick:  Ah, it is good to be home.

Nick has a rare genuine smile appear across his face as he looks around for a few moments.  Nick then goes to bend back down to grab his back, but as he is reaching for it, he suddenly stops as there a creaking noise that can be heard coming from upstairs.  Nick listens a little closer and it suddenly becomes rather apparent that it is the sound of footsteps, as someone seems to be in the house and getting closer and closer to where Nick is standing.  Nick quickly whips around, ignoring his bag, and instead focusing his attention straight up the steps where the sound is coming from.  Just then, a familiar face appears from around the corner as coming down the upstairs hallway and turning to go down the stairs is Nick's own cousin, Bernard "Big B" Jones.  Big B has his arms filled with stuff which he seems to be focused on not dropping as he slowly makes his way down the stairs, initially not even noticing Nick standing there.  Big B then looks up and notices Nick and is startled, jumping back a bit before coming to a stop on his trip down the steps and in the process nearly dropping everything he was holding.  Nick, meanwhile, stares up at his cousin with that previous smile gone and a look of nothing but anger across his face.

Nick:  You!

Big B:  Listen cuz, I can explain...

Nick:  YOU!!!  What the hell do you think you are doing in MY home?!?

Big B:  There's a perfectly reasonable explanation.  It's just that...

Nick:  Reasonable?!?  There is absolutely nothing reasonable about a damn thing you say or do.  You are a complete dipshit, always have been and always will be, but this is a whole new level of dumb even for your stupid ass.

Big B:  If you'd just listen...

Nick:  Listen to what?!?  You try to explain what the hell you're doing in the home of someone who has made it clear that he never wants to see your big, stupid, oafish ass ever again?

Big B:  I didn't expect you to see me!  You weren't supposed to be back for another day or so!  I still had some stuff here, and I just wanted to grab it while you weren't around is all.  That's it, I swear!

Nick:  Don't give me that bullshit song and dance.  Every damn thing in this house is mine and you don't have any right to any of it!  Just because my money got spent on shit that your stupid ass kept using doesn't mean you get to come here and steal it from me.

Big B:  I'm not stealing anything!  Really!

Nick:  Oh yeah, because I should really take the word of some back-stabbing son of a bitch who broke into my house.

Big B:  I didn't break in either!

Nick suddenly stops and seems to be thinking something over, as the expression on his face quickly changes as he seems to come to a realization, and becomes even more angry in the process.

Nick:  What one damn second.  How the hell did you get into my house anyway?

Big B seems to be left somewhat speechless, clearly not quite sure what to say and Nick cannot be bothered to wait for an answer as he quickly snaps at B again.

Nick:  Do YOU still have a key to MY house?!?

Big B:  Please, just let me explain!

Nick has clearly heard enough, as he does not even bother to let his cousin get another word out before he goes charging in on the attack.  However, before Nick can get very far, the front door right beside him has opened back up and stepping in are Diana, Tony, Jimmy and Max.  While Diana, Jimmy and Max are quick to jump back as they see Nick charging in, Tony moves right in and gets himself involved, holding Nick back for a moment as he seems to try to calm him down.  At the same time, he looks over in Big B's direction and addresses him.

Tony:  Wha' da frig is goin' on here, huh?

Big B:  Hi Tone, listen, this is all a big understanding.

Nick:  No, let me tell you what is really going on here.  This big stupid son of a bitch is breaking into my house and trying to steal my shit, that's what's going on!

Big B:  It's not like that, you see...

Tony:  Are yous friggin' kiddin' me wit' dis?  I t'ink yous just need to shut ya mout' and get da hell out of here.

Big B:  But...

Tony:  NOW!

Big B:  I still have more of my stuff that I need to grab though.

Tony:  Listen ya mook, what it is you ain't understandin'?  Yous betta' get outta' here before I's let dis guy...

Tony motions over towards Nick.

Tony:  ... loose and let him have his way witchu.  Den I'ms gonna kick yo ass, AGAIn, once he's done.  Capiche?

Big B:  Alright, alright.  I'm going!

Big B then quick scrambles down the steps and towards the front door, with the entire group of Nick and his entourage staring B down the entire time.  Nick allows himself to be held back by Tony, not really struggling by glaring at his cousin all along.  Big slowly manages to make his way through the group of people to the door and as he steps out, Nick spits at him, but manages to miss as Big B quickly goes scrambling off out of sight.  Nick then slams the door shut and everyone looks about ready to say something, but none of them get a word in before Nick quickly grabs his backs and goes storming up the steps as the scene fades.

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The scene opens back up just under two weeks later, on October 26th, the Saturday before both the upcoming episode of Climax Control, as well as Halloween.  As such, the scene shows a bar somewhere in Las Vegas where there is a very serious Halloween party in full action, as the establishment is completely packed with people, and everyone is all dressed up for Halloween.  The scene pans around to show the crowd and in the process, manages to pick up that among those there at the party are Nick Jones and his entire entourage.  While Diana, Tony, Max and Jimmy are dressed up in a variety of different costumes, Nick seems to be dressed no differently than any other day of his life, and Diana seems to be addressing that exact point with him.

Diana:  I know before you said you didn't care what anyone else thought, but given all the crap you have gotten tonight, are you starting to regret not dressing up?

Nick:  Why would it be a problem that I'm not dressed up as something different?  I'm already dressed up as the one and only thing I would rather be than anything else... myself.  

Diana:  That's an interesting point.  Although I will say, this most recent Nick is a pretty awesome one.  So much better since that stupid skank of a nurse finally got shit-canned.

Nick:  Glad to see you approve, but I think it's fair to say that I've always been pretty amazing.

Jimmy:  Come on, Nicky, baby... you can do better than that.  It's just about doing something different and having some fun with it, baby.

Nick:  Oh yeah, says the guy who dressed up as some sort of freakin' sanitation worker.  Why don't you go clean out my septic tank, huh?

Jimmy:  Come on baby, you know my costume's from the TV show Breaking Bad!

Nick:  Yeah, whatever.  You know, if you're going to be such a little bitch about it then fine, I'll come up with a costume for you.

Nick looks down and seems to prep himself for a second before then looking back up and starting to talk in an absolutely ridiculous and horribly fake accent that would seem to be meant to be british.

Nick:  Hey there mates!  How all you yankee doodle dandies doing?  I'm going to bugger off out of here and then go shag this lass!  Cheerio!

Nick chuckles to himself as the rest of the group seems to be somewhat nervous and a little shocked by Nick's act as he then goes to turn around and walk away, and quickly becomes aware of why his entourage is reacting that way as he nearly walks into his good British friend, "Hot Stuff" Mark Ward.  Nick seems a bit nervous and stutters over his words a little as he talks at Mark, who is simlpy glaring at Nick and looking rather displeased.

Nick:  Oh, um... hey limey.

HS:  Yeah... hey.

Nick:  Listen, about that whole thing.

HS:  Let me just stop you right there.

Nick stands there silently, waiting for what Mark has to say, as Mark glares at him rather angrily, staring without saying a word for a few moments, before a smile comes across his face.

HS:  It's just "yank"... you figure you'd know that by now.

Nick laughs and lets out a sigh of relief as Hot Stuff simply shakes his head at Nick and turns away.  Nick goes to say somethinig else but stops as he is suddenly distracted.  Nick notices a big guy across the room dressed in a Batman costume and he immediately makes a bee-line straight for him.  Nick then gets right up in the guys face and shoves him back.

Nick:  I know it's you, you big dumb shithead.  I told you I never wanted to see your stupid ass again, and you just didn't listen did you?  Well it's about time you learn to regret your idiocy.  So let's do this thing, right here, RIGHT NOW!

Nick then reaches up and pulls the mask off of the person, clearly expecting to see his cousin Big B, but instead it is simply some other random person.  Nick, who already had his arm pulled back and ready to swing, is hesitant upon seeing this and before he can react any further, the guy swings at Nick and cracks him right in the face!  Nick quickly swings back and before you know it the two have erupted into an all-out brawl.  A few of the other guys friends seem ready to help, but before they can even join in, Tony comes rushing over and gets into a fight with them as well.  This doesn't last very long, however, as the bar's security staff is quick to rush over and pull them all apart.  The security team then have three guys each grab both Tony and Nick and begin to drag them, despite their struggles, out to the front door and throw them out of the bar.  Another bouncer then walks up to Diana in this process.

Bouncer:  Listen, we know you were with those clowns, so we think it's best you leave.

Diana:  I don't know what you're talking about.  I have no idea who those two idiots are.  I'm with, um... him.

Diana looks around and as she says that, quickly pulls Max over to her side as she puts her arm around him and gives a smile to the bouncer.  The bouncer looks Diana up and down, and then Max, before turning back at her and shaking his head.

Bouncer:  Come on now, do you really expect me to believe that crap?

Diana:  No, I guess not.  Come on guys, lets go.

Diana waves over to Max and Jimmy and the three all turn and leave as the scene fades.

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The scene opens back up backstage at Climax Control where Nick Jones is standing by with Ms. Rocky Mountains.  Rocky goes to speak, but Nick cuts her off before she can get a word in.

Nick:  Listen Mams, I don't want to hear it from you tonight.  Hell, if you ditched the glasses and put on a big wig you'd be nothing more than another one of that stupid Elvira broad.

RM:  Hey, I'm not that old!

Nick:  Really?  I hadn't noticed.  Whatever.  Anyone, let's just cut the chase here.  I told you all I would whoop Tom Dudely's stupid ass and that's exactly what I did.  Now Kain, Simon Jones and Giana Di Luca are the next three idiots who have the unfortunate fate of being in my way.  Tout them all you want, compared to me we all know what a bunch of nobodies they are.  Kain and Giani's so-called title reigns were complete and utter jokes.  I mean, they couldn't even retain such second rate titles against second rate competition, so how the hell are they supposed to measure up to a heavyweight champion?  Well I'll just tell you now, they can't.  So that just tells you, outside of yours truly, the only one who has accomplished anything in this match is Simon Jones and everyone knows that was a complete joke, which is only verified by the fact that he was the start of what was once pro wrestling's most coveted championship being turned into a game of hot potato.  Simon is the one responsible for ruining the name of the title which I made to be so great and famous, ultimately making the company the success this is. It's a joke that I have to fight against these three chumps to be #1 contender.  Let's not forget, I was never even given my championship rematch against Spike Staggs after that no-talent hack stole the title from me.  Not to mention, I should already have been the rightful champion for months now if this company wasn't run like such a joke.  But now suddenly I need to compete just to be given a shot at the title which by all right should already be mine?  If that's how this company wants to play it than so be it, they can do everything in their power to continue to rob me of what is rightfully mine, but it can only last so long.  Everyone knows that I am better than every last wrestler who has ever stepped foot inside of an SCW ring, or even will in the future.  Some stupid ass halloween-themed matches won't change that.  It doesn't make a damn bit of difference, and in the end, no matter how they waste my time in the match, the best man will still win and it is quite clear that the best man in this match, and it's not even close, is yours truly.  And to remind you all one last time, it's not braggin' if you back it up, because Miss Elvira-wannabe... don't forget that I'm not cocky, I'm just the best.

Nick then shoves the microphone away and storms off as the scene fades.

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