This past weekend has been a very eventful one for Matthew Kennedy; he’s the new SCW Roulette Champion and won the match against Andre Dixon at Premier Wrestling’s The Big Show, however the match in question was a Mud Match and Matthew got quite muddy in the process, on top off all that though he is jumping straight into his first Roulette Championship defense against Bobby “The Convict” Cage.

Royal Albert Hall, London, England
Sunday the 29th of April 2012, moments after the Roulette Championship match

This was supposed to be my moment of glory.

I am well aware that the Roulette Championship Rules state that the title can be contested under any kind of match, I knew this going in, but who the bloody hell added a MUD MATCH too the Roulette? You may as well add a Bra and Panties match too it whilst you’re at it!

Regardless that was a few moments ago and I am currently having the mud washed off me, not a problem right? Wrong, the mud got EVERYWHERE and as a result I am having the most thorough shower in my life, well I was but I have just gotten out and I’m wrapping the towel around my waist.

Ms. Rocky Mountains: Matthew, can I get some……….oh………

I look up with alarm when I hear the voice of Ms. Rocky Mountains who is blushing quite furiously, I sneer at her.

MK: Do you bloody mind? I was just in the shower because of that ridicules match I was just in! Did you not hear the running water?!

Ms. Rocky Mountains: I……I did…….but Christian told me to get your thoughts on the match and your next Roulette Championship match.

MK: Well at least let me get dressed first!

Rocky quickly leaves the room and I get dressed putting on the t-shirt and jeans that I wore coming in to the arena………..then the last thing Ms. Rocky Mountains said dawned on me.

MK: What the bloody hell do you mean by next Roulette Championship match?!

The interviewer takes that as her cue to enter the room and she does so as I am tying my long, soaked hair into a ponytail, I glare at her and she’s able to shake off her flustered state long enough to start the interview.

Ms. Rocky Mountains: This is Ms. Rocky Mountains reporting live from London Brawling where just moments ago “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy won his first championship in SCW under controversial circumstances, Matthew what are your thoughts about the match.

MK: The match?! This was supposed to be my moment of glory, I finally won the SCW Roulette Championship in my home country of England and the match type ends up being a Mud Match, if I weren’t so busy showing Atta around the city I would’ve found out sooner but I’d still be just as outraged and to make matters worse it’s reffed by some bimbo who was clearly hired because she willingly spread her legs for the bosses, not unlike the dumb bitch standing next to me.

Rocky is clearly offended by that comment but manages to keep her cool.

MK: But that doesn’t matter at all, you know why? Because at the end of the day I still have this championship!

I said before reaching behind me and grabbing the title, I sling it over my shoulder before turning to Rocky.

MK: And speaking of which, what was that about my next SCW Roulette Championship defense?

Ms. Rocky Mountains: Oh, right, you’re facing Bobby Cage this week on Climax Control where SCW returns to the US after a month long tour of Europe, thoughts?

I frown as this information goes through my head.

MK: Bobby Cage, well I suppose he did win that Battle Royal earlier tonight but that’s beside the point, you see Rocky it took me a long time to get this title and I don’t plan on losing this thing anytime soon, I don’t care who my challengers are nor what type of match it will be contested in, if it’s a no holds barred match I will put on a performance so brutal it'll make the brutal match that will undoubtedly take place later tonight between Cena/Lesnar look like a fight on a Saturday Morning Cartoon Show, if it’s a submission match I will tie him in so many knots that he’ll bare a strong resemblance to a pretzel, no matter what match it is I will win, this interview is over.

I said bluntly and Rocky quickly leaves, the cameraman stays around however and I grin.

MK: So, I’m facing Bobby Cage in my first Roulette Championship defense, Bobby you’re going to wish that you never faced me, you want to know why? I am on a roll, four victories, one draw and if you’re wondering where the fourth victory came from watch Premier Wrestling’s The Big Show on PPV, I beat Andre Dixon in that cross promotional match, what am I getting at? Simply put you will not halt my momentum and when I beat you I will move on to better qualified challengers.

I shook my head.

MK: Bobby, you are the second person in the space of two weeks that I’ve faced who has a criminal record, no I’m not referring to Bo Dreamwolf as far as I know that man has a record cleaner than a baby’s shave, I’m referring to the man I faced at the SCW vs. ICW match at Premier Wrestling on Saturday but that’s beside the point, the fact that I’ll possibly be facing someone who went to jail on a murder charge does worry somewhat, and once again this is the American Legal System at work folks!

Seriously why does wrestling attract so many people with criminal records? Last I checked wrestling had nothing to do with Rap Music!

MK: With that said Bobby, not only will I retain MY championship next week on Climax Control but I intend to hold on to this title for a very long time and you will be the first of many, MANY Roulette Championship defenses by yours truly, if you have ANY hope of taking this title from me throw them away now!

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

MK: I can handle the humiliation of that Mud Wrestling Match with what little dignity I have left after what transpired in that match, however I cannot handle the notion of someone like Bobby “The Convict” Cage and therefore I will not let allow that to happen, not today, not tomorrow, not ten years from now, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and you, Bobby Cage, are about to be cancelled!

I turned on the TV just as the main event introductions where starting as the scene fades.

 It was time for the annual SCW Supercard and Matthew Kennedy was once again competing for the SCW Roulette Championship this time against the man who won the match for the Roulette Championship two months ago Bo Dreamwolf, will he finally win the title? Let’s find out!

The streets of London, England
April 21st, 2012, 11:00am

It feels so good to be back in my home country after so long.

Many, many, MANY months of dealing with idiotic Americans who don’t know how to read later and I am where I belong, will I stay here? What do you bloody think? I have to work to pay the bills and that means traveling the bloody world with SCW.

I suppose I better talk about my opponent, Bo Dreamwolf, one of three men who had the audacity to interfere with MY business two weeks ago when I teamed with Kain to take on The bloody Aristocrats, sure I wasn’t the main focus of the attack but their interference resulted in a draw, my first draw not only in SCW but my career.

MK: Fifteen years ago, Bret “The Hitman” Hart found himself in a very unique position where he was hated in America but loved in his home country of Canada, the same can be said for the Great Khali but comparing Bret Hart to the Great Khali is like comparing a perfectly cooked steak dinner to a Happy Meal from McDonalds, why do I bring this up? Just watch.

I stop in my tracks and turn to several wrestling fans, they recognize me and run up to me brandishing Matthew Kennedy merchandise looking for an autograph, one (mercifully) short autograph session later and they are on their way.

MK: I hate America, I have made no secret of that fact, but I love my home country of England and wrestling fans that live here love to see my wrestle, such a shame that I won’t be doing much wrestling in my upcoming match against Bo Dreamwolf for his Roulette Championship match then, isn’t it? But rest assured that title will change hands.

I smirked as I heard fans chanting my name from across the street.

MK: Then again I suppose that is a bit…….preemptive of me to say that, for all I know the match could end up being a Submission or Iron Man match, two match types that I excel at, on the other hand however it could end up being forced into some of the most barbaric matches imaginable, the kind of matches that would make the untalented backyard hacks that called themselves wrestlers who polluted the original ECW roster wince and turn away from the screen, I may not excel at those types of matches but in my quest for the championship I will adept to my surroundings and emerge victorious.

However my smirk quickly turned into a frown as I thought back to my last match.

MK: Two weeks ago Bo, do you remember what happened two weeks ago? Allow me to answer for you, you interfered in my business and caused that joke of a tag team match to be declared a draw, a bloody draw, do you know how many draws I’ve had in my career up to that point? ZERO, up until that point the results of my matches where either a win or a loss and I’m not just talking about SCW, oh no, I’m talking about my time with organizations like the WRF and the NAWA, my record as far as draws are concerned was spotless, and you and your cohorts ruined it just so you could destroy Kain and whilst that yank no doubt deserved everything he got and more the fact that you interfered in my business made it personal for me.

I push my sunglasses up the bridge of my nose as I continue to walk down the street.

MK: Bo if you are going into this match with ANY hopes of walking away with your title intact do yourself a favor and cast those hopes aside now, you are facing the greatest wrestler to come out of this country since the Dynamite Kid and not only that but he is competing in the city that he was born in, not only am I a far superior wrestler to you but I have the homefield advantage, and in front of the great city of London I will defeat you win that title!

It’s as simple as that.

MK: You may try to deny those claims, well the ones that can be denied anyway, but the truth remains that I am the best wrestler on the roster possibly in the business and I will put each and every one of my skills to work in our match to ensure your defeat at my hands, quite simply Bo Dreamwolf, you don’t stand a snowman’s chance in hell.

I see a restaurant nearby and realize that I am hungry, and with that I decided to wrap things up.

MK: Bo, next week your reign will come to an end the first of many titles that I will win will be in my hands, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and you, Bo Dreamwolf, and your championship reign, are about to be cancelled.

I entered the restaurant as the scene fades.

 Matthew Kennedy finally won a match in SCW against James Huntington-Hawkes the III and this week, in what could be considered a cruel practical joke on Matthew by SCW higher ups. Was teaming up with an American called Jared Black to take on his old enemy Old Skool and fellow Englishman Johnny Brown in a tag team match, let’s get to it!

Matthew’s home
March 23rd, 2012, 11:00am

……..For once I am at a loss for words, yes the decision on the part of the SCW higher ups was THAT idiotic, to the point where the promo is opening up with an image of me facepalming.

MK: Never in my life have I seen a more idiotic decision made by any person on the planet, and considering that I have lived on this planet long enough to see the whole Doc Com fiasco, George Bush as president, the Hulk Hogan Sex Tape, you have no idea how much I wish that I was making that up, Justin Bieber being a bestselling artist and god knows how many other atrocities committed by mankind that’s saying something, for the uninformed I, Matthew Kennedy, a man who has stated time and time again that he hates America and pretty much every country not called England, will be teaming up with a Yank called Jared Black to take on my old enemy Old Skool and fellow Englishman Johnny Brown who appears to share the same thoughts as I do on this bloody travesty of justice! Jared, you may be my partner but we are not buddies and I don't intend to be your buddy so all I can say to is stay the hell out of my way!

With that said I guess I should talk about my opponents, god this is idiotic.

MK: Under normal circumstances I’d start by talking about the one I have the most history with, yes I’m looking at you Old Skool, however under normal circumstances the SCW higher ups would have the common decency to not make a decision as idiotic as this so instead I am going to address my fellow Englishman Johnny Brown or, as he likes to call himself, “True Brit” Johnny Brown, I’m not even going to go into detail about how contradictory that nickname is since you are facing a true Englishman Johnny! That said it saddens me that we find ourselves on the opposite ends of this tag team match but that will not prevent me from defeating you in that squared circle!

The SCW Higher ups may as well ask a dog who’s been known to kill cats to team up with a cat to take on two Rottweilers with similar cat killing tendencies, either way the local Animal Rights organization will be scraping an animal’s mutilated corpse off the ground.

MK: That said I have an uneducated street urchin to address, that’s right Old Skool we meet again and this time I will defeat you if it’s the last thing I do, I don’t bloody care who your teaming up with because believe me friend, you do not or will you ever stand a chance of defeating me! I may not care for this idiotic tag team match but that won’t stop me from defeating you!

I shook my head.

MK: You know what? I think I have the SCW Higher Up’s little game figured out, they don’t want to give a boost to the tag team division as they said when the card was made public, oh no, they got drunk the night before they released the card and decided that they wanted to see just how long they can test my patience before my bloody head explodes! And you know what else? If they keep making idiotic decisions like that they’ll bloody succeed!

With that said it’s time to wrap things up.

MK: I may not agree with this match, in fact that’s the biggest bloody understatement of the bloody century! However I will TRY to keep professional and defeat Old Skool and Johnny Brown, my name is Prime Time Matthew Kennedy and you need to know two things, the fact that SCW even considered putting together this match pisses me off to no end and that you, Old Skool and Johnny Brown, are about to be cancelled!

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 It was time for SCW’S first Supercard of 2012 in the form off Blaze of Glory and after being suspended for two weeks due to his attack on the Roulette Champion Lucian Frost Matthew Kennedy was fighting for a chance at the Roulette Championship in a Battle Royal that also featured Old Skool, Bo Dreamwolf, “The Jackal” Adam Smith, Bobby “The Convict” Cage and Brandon Merderious, let’s get started!

Matthew’s hotel room
Thursday the 16th of February 2012, 11:00am

I attack a rival and I get suspended for a week for it, bloody Americans………

None the less I am once again fighting for the SCW Roulette Championship, my opponents? Old Skool, Bo Dreamwolf, “The Jackal” Adam Smith, Bobby “The Convict” Cage and Brandon Merderious, well, lets get started.

MK: I am a man who often gets accused of racism due to my views on America, that is far from the truth as I merely hate Americans and America in general but I digress, what I’m getting at is that I attacked my rival Lucian Frost whilst he was being interviewed by some slutty reporter who most likely slept her way to the top, all puns intended, and I get suspended for it, double standards is an ugly thing.

But that’s not important,

MK: This Sunday I am competing in a six man Battle Royal against Old Skool, “The Jackal” Adam Smith, Bobby “The Convict” Cage, Brandon Meridous and Bo Dreamwolf where the winner gets a shot at Lucian Frost’s Roulette Championship, let it be known that NO MAN in this match will stop me from achieving my goal of winning the match no matter what the stipulations are.

It could be a Pin The Tail on the Referee match and I’ll still beat them………come to think of it how exactly would that work?

MK: I’ll address Cage, Brandon and the so called Jackal first on the bases that they have not taped promos yet, I may not have the best in ring record in the company but I will soon change that for the better and the three of you will be stepping stones to my greatness, I hope your insurance premiums are paid up because you’ll need it.

Now back to my worthy opponents.

MK: So far only one person has taped a promo and that’s Bo Dreamwolf, and as you can probably guess by the name he’s a Native American or as I like to call him one of the Savages that the English almost wiped out when they came to America, you will soon find out that I don’t merely “talk a good game” as you put it when I beat you into the ground.

And last but not least Old Skool.

MK: Ah Old Skool, one of the men who I faced in the first ever Roulette Championship match last month, be thankful that we have not met since because this Sunday at Blaze of Glory I will beat your uneducated mind into submission before moving on to claim what’s mine, namely the SCW Roulette Championship and nobody is going to stop me!

No one will stop me, especially not anyone in this match.

MK Simply put this will be the easiest match of my career, I will beat these talentless idiots before me into submission no matter who faces me and when I do win I will move on to more important matters, winning the SCW Roulette Championship and you know what? I shouldn’t have had to go through this nonsense match to get my shot; it’s obvious that only I am worthy to hold any title in this company.

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

MK: My five opponents are so pathetic that they aren’t even worth mentioning again, so instead I’ll cut to the chase, my name is Prime Time Matthew Kennedy and once my five opponents are cancelled I will move onwards and upwards in my quest to win gold in this blasted company, no matter who I put in the hospital along the way.

I turned on the TV as the scene fades.

 Matthew Kennedy lost his debut match against Lucian Frost last Monday on Climax Control but got some form of retribution after the match in the form of a low blow, now both men had a chance at revenge against each other in a Fatal Four Way match between them, Old Skool and Blaque Hart Bruce Evans to determine the first ever SCW Roulette Championship, none of the competitors knew what was in store for them nor would they know until Monday Night.

Matthew's hotel room
Friday the 20th of January 2012, 11:00am

Finally, someone recognises my talent.

After last week's travesty of a match I have a chance at retribution against Lucian Frost AND a chance at winning my first title in this bloody promotion, the newly created Roulette Championship, only thing is I also have to worry about Old Skool and Bruce Evans.

MK: Old Skool, Bruce Evans, you blokes are an afterthought for the time being because for now I want to talk about the masked freak known as Lucian Frost, Lucian let me start of by saying that your win against me last Monday was a travesty of justice and should never have happened, every bloody time I went for a cover that incompetent bloke that this joke of a company has hired as a ref counted far to slowly and every time Lucian Frost made a cover, including the one that ended the match, he counted far to quickly and as a result of this I am calling for the immediate dismissal of that referee from this company but in the meantime I have this match to worry about.

No, I don't care if that idiot has a family to feed!

MK: As for this match I don't care if it's a blindfold match, a Steel Cage match, a bullrope match, hell even if it's a bloody Cage of Death match I wouldn't care less as all I care about is getting revenge for last week's travesty of justice and as for this roulette championship well......that will be an additional achievement in this match, Lucian I will defeat you make no mistake.

Now for the other blokes.

MK: I almost forgot that I have two other opponents in this match, Old Skool and Bruce Evans and you know what? I'll start with the obviously uneducated Old Skool, Old Skool when I look at you I see one thing, every thing that's wrong with this wretched country and no I'm not talking about the fact that he's African American, fact is that SCW shouldn't of even considered hiring this street urchin because all I need to do is take one look at his name and I can tell that he has a criminal record, in fact his ring name may as well be Prison Bitch.

I shook my head.

MK: I'd ask what self respecting wrestling organisation would hire someone calling himself Old Skool but that would imply that wrestling in this wretched country has any respect let alone a wrestling organisation but I digress, like I said a couple of minutes ago whilst addressing Frost I don't care what match this ends up being because I will beat you all the same no matter what match it will be, do you understand me Old Skool or am I using far to many big words for you to understand what I'm saying? Who honestly cares?

Last but not least Bruce Evans.

MK: Blaque Hart Bruce Evans, you are slightly less repulsive than the rest of my opponents because your from Canada rather than America but not by much, and no I'm not related to that blonde haired idiot in some other company because for one thing I'm English and he's American, as for you Bruce your just as big an idiot as the other competitors in this match not named Matthew Kennedy.

I shook my head.

MK: Bruce, how can you honestly call yourself a wrestler when you've never heard of the greatest wrestling talent to come out of England in over twenty years? Don't answer that because your answer will obviously be as idiotic as Old Skool's name, I will beat you alongside the others and I will take great pride in it.

I grinned.

MK: If these three men are the best that this company has to offer then not only will I successfully win the Roulette Championship this Monday but I will quickly move up the ranks and win every other male title in the company finally finishing off with the SCW Heavyweight Championship, this title? The Roulette Championship is only the beginning.

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

MK: Evans, Old Skool, Frost, no matter what match it will be I will beat you all and win the title continuing my crusade against American ignorance, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and the three of you are about to be cancelled.

I turned on the television as the scene fades.