It was the start of SCW’s Blast from the Past Mixed Tag Team Tournament and there were four teams competing on the upcoming addition of Climax Control, among them where the match between Jamie Staggs and Fantasia and “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Danica Jones, which one of these mismatched teams can win?

Matthew’s hotel room, Reno, Nevada
January 23rd, 2013, 11:00am

“So, you’re in the opening round of the Mixed Tag Tourny?” Marty asked me and I rolled my eyes, I had tried to keep this a secret from Marty for one very good reason. “And they didn’t team you up with Odette Ryder, Vixen, Jessie Salco or any of the other good looking Bombshells?!” And there’s the reason right there!

“Marty, the teams where picked at random, I was half expecting Hawkes to be teamed up with Jessie Salco when I heard the announcement.” I responded as I rolled my eyes. “Second I think there’s a very good reason why we weren’t teamed up with any of the Bombshells you just mentioned, you’d spend most of the time trying to sleep with them!” I added and Marty went to say something but stopped himself.

“You win this round Matthew.” Marty said before pausing. “No pun intended.” Marty added as he looked at the card. “So you’re teaming up with this Danica Jones chick to take on Jamie Staggs and Fantasia.”

“Yes, I get to face the Staggs brother who was voted most likely to become a drug addict in high school!” I responded with a grunt. “As for Fantasia, I know about as much about her as you do about respecting women.”

“Hey! I know how to respect women, if by respect you mean stare at the naked pictures of Bombshells that have been posted on the internet.” Marty said before standing up. “Well, I’m off to grab breakfast see you in a bit.”

“Thank god.” I muttered under my breath before realizing something. “What was that about naked pictures?!”

“Oh, well, you see…..” Marty trailed off as he started sweating bullets. “Hey look, Odette Ryder is making out with Jessie Salco!” Marty added before running off.

“Why would he run from something like that?” Al blinked in confusion and I shook my head.

“It’s because he’s an idiot and sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen!” I responded with a grunt of annoyance. “Hello, SCW Universe, it’s been an interesting couple of weeks since my attack on that idiot that runs the company and apparently his punishment is to put me in a Mixed Tag Team Tournament thus proving that all of Mark’s thinking power goes towards his penis!

I said before shaking my head.

“I swear, if Mark Ward and Marty McFarge ever collaborated for an extended period of time the entire Bombshell Roster would quit!” I added before sighing. “As for my so called opponents I am facing Jamie Staggs of NXT and Fantasia, normally I would focus on both opponents but since this is a mixed tag team match and the rules explicitly state that the men fight the men and the women I will solely focus on Jamie!”

This won’t take long.

“I have had various interactions with Spike Staggs and Erick though the latter is more to do with his job in Human Resources, based on that and Jamie’s promo this week I can safely say that Jamie is the Black Sheep of the Staggs as he lacks the intelligence and the talent of his brothers! I personally weep for humanity for the day that Jamie’s offspring is born and that I can only hope that his mother has enough sense to keep that idiot as far away from his child as possible!”

Really, it’s for the child’s wellbeing!

“As for your line about traitors, don’t kid yourself, the alliance between myself and NXT was unofficial and strenuous at best, we all knew it was never going to last, not even the idiots in the Party Horde could deny that! My goal ever since my ill-fated attempt to win the SCW Heavyweight Championship several months ago has always been to rectify that mistake and win the title for myself.”

I said with a broad grin.

“Do I have to spell it out for you? My alliance with NXT was nothing but a means to an end and I will take great pleasure in making an example out of you Jamie, an example to your brother that you are nothing but a failure and an example to your wife that you are not fit to be a father! Then again if the constant comments about you cheating on her with the Bombshells that are still active don’t clue her in then she’s just as idiotic as you!”

In that case the child is a lost cause.

“Jamie, you won’t stand a chance against me and I’m sure that Fantasia won’t stand a chance against my partner either! This match will be as easy to win as it is to count the number of Bombshells that Marty McFarge has slept with, when I’m done with you maybe Spike will come to his senses and fire you from NXT, the group will be much stronger for it!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Jamie, Fantasia, I may not know much about my tag team partner but my talent alone will carry this team all the way to the finals! As for you Jamie, you will be a prime example of for every great wrestler a family produces, there’s at least one who’s only getting recognition because of his surname and in the case of the Staggs you’re the leach, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Jamie Staggs is about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 The new year and SCW’s first Supercard of 2013 was upon us and the Main Event was one for the ages as Matthew was teaming up with NXT members Spike Staggs, Casey Williams and Aleksei Koji to take on the members off Mark Ward’s stable Tom Dudely, Nick Jones, Jordan Williams and former Roulette Champion Goth in what was essentially a War Games Match, can Matthew lead the team to victory?

Matthew’s Hotel Room, San Diego, California
January 3, 2013, 11:00am

“Well, it’s finally happened, Hell’s frozen Over.” Marty said with a shrug as he entered the room. “You are teaming up with Spike Staggs and Casey Williams, if you had told me that this would happen when you originally brought me in to this company I’d STILL be laughing my ass off!” Marty added and I shook my head.

“This match is nothing but a means to an end.” I responded as I folded my arms. “Once I eliminate everyone in Mark Ward’s stable I’ll…..actually I won’t say that in front of the camera, I’m not stupid.”

“Tell me after the promo then!” Marty responded before he realized something. “What about Zach and Al? This match will be in a cage, they won’t be able to interfere on your behalf, at least not as easily as they did for your NWA Cruiserweight Title match.”

“Yes and we all saw how well THAT went.” I grunted as I leaned forward. “I have an idea but I don’t like discussing it in front of the camera like I said, once the promo’s over I’ll tell you the plan in full.”

“Why are you so secretive?!” Marty grunted in annoyance before shaking his head. “You know what? Forget it! I’m going downstairs for breakfast!” Marty said before standing up and leaving the room, now that I had some time to myself I’ll start addressing my opponents.

“The New Year is here and with it comes many new things, however there is one thing that won’t continue past the month of January and that is Mark Ward’s ego trip off a stable.” I started as I leaned back. “Nick Jones, Jordan Williams, Tom Dudely, three men who I have attacked in my crusade against Mark’s stable and Goth, a man who I have faced before, my tag team partners? Casey Williams, Spike Staggs and Aleksei Koji, I will start with the man who started my crusade against Mark Ward in the first place Nick Jones but trust me, I’ll get to the others soon enough.”

This will be quick.

“A few weeks ago I gave Nick Jones an ultimatum, beat me cleanly and I will end my crusade against Mark Ward and his stable, rather predictably you denied the request and got a tainted victory over me, well Nick I can assure you that I won’t give the same ultimatum twice, the ultimatum I gave is out the window and so is the only chance Mark Ward had of ending my crusade.”

I really shouldn’t be surprised.

“You had your chance to put an end to my crusade and save Mark from any further headaches but no, you screwed that up and I will make you pay dearly for that in the match! Quite frankly I’m surprised Mark Ward didn’t fire you from the stable for your big mistake but I guess Mark Ward is as stupid as the company he keeps and when I’m done with you at the Supercard you will wish that that had happened!”

Next up is Tom Dudely.

“Ah yes, Tom, Nick Jones may have been the man to start my crusade but you are the first victim off it, when I attacked you a few weeks ago thus inadvertently canceling your match against Casey Williams I did it to send a message to Mark and the rest of the stable that I was not a man to be messed with, unfortunately for you they did not heed my warnings and now you have to face me again.”

I said before shaking my head.

“Not only that but your former protégé Wyatt Peterson is now in NXT so that’s two screw-ups you’ve made since my attack on you, you did not heed my warnings and you didn’t think to eliminate the man who you taught everything you know before turning on him before he could align himself with your enemies, I didn’t think it was possible but you are even dumber than Mark Ward and your idiocy will cost you dearly.”

Next up is Jordan.

“Ah yes, Jordan Williams, one of the men that Zachery and Albert attacked when they debuted, last time we met in the ring was under similar circumstances as I was teaming with an unlikely partner in Rage to take on you and Nick Jones and once Rage abandoned me like the coward he is the two of you and Tom descended like vultures.”

Not this time.

“I guess the shoe’s on the other foot thanks to my attack on you and Nick Jones, in the end this match can be traced back to my attack on Tom Dudely and my subsequent strikes against Mark Ward’s stable as they have all had one goal in mind, divide and conquer, and with the rules of this match that strategy can and will be implemented to its fullest potential.”

It’s as simple as that.

“I may be teaming with Casey Williams, Spike Staggs and Aleksei Koji, three men who I would have never even dreamed of teaming up with last year during my feud against Casey Williams, but I guess when it comes to war you go with the army you have and I happen to have a damn good army on my side, as for Goth, well he’s the only member of the opposing team that I don’t have a problem with but I’ll address him all the same.”

This will be quick.

“I say that because me and Goth have only fought once and that was for my last attempt at the SCW Roulette Championship before I moved on to the Heavyweight Division, honestly I would’ve preferred it if Christian had forced Mark Ward to come out of retirement for this match instead so that I could come full circle but I guess I’ll make do.”

I said before shaking my head.

Goth don’t think that I think any less of you because you are not a priority target, I know how dangerous you are and how dangerous it would be for me to overlook you in this match, I am not stupid, I know full well what you are capable off and what your abilities are, needless to say I will enjoy taking you out so that I can focus on my real targets.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Around this time of year everyone continues the silly tradition of New Year’s Resolutions, well mine is the same as last year’s, win the SCW Heavyweight Championship and that will start in this match, first I take out Mark Ward’s stable and Goth and then I focus on Spike Staggs, in the meantime my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Mark Ward’s stable and Goth are about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 Matthew sent a clear and effective message this past Sunday Night when he viciously attacked Tom Dudely before the match between him and Casey Williams could even begin, now Mark has teamed him up with Rage to take on Nick Jones and Jordan Williams in retaliation for the attack, can Matthew beat the all-star team?

Matthew’s Hotel Room
November 28, 2012, 11:00am

“Matthew, my phone has been ringing off the hook since Climax Control.” Marty told me as he hung up the phone. “I’ll give you one guess as to who’s calling me?”

“That women you slept with last night who’s upset that you forgot to leave her flowers?” I asked and Marty grinned.

“Yes! I mean no……actually that’s right too!” Marty said before shaking his head. “My lawyers have been calling us! They’re pissed that we even put this plan into motion!”

“Tell them to do their damn jobs and only worry about fighting off any lawsuits from Tom Dudely’s family!” I responded and Marty shook his head. “Besides I’d say that that attack got the job done! It forced Mark to take notice of me and has put me in a prime position to eliminate two of his top superstars.”

“Yeah well, if you want me to find some hookers to distract his posse just say the word.” Marty responded as he checked his phone again. “Okay, it seems that the lawyers have taken the hint and have stopped calling me.”

“Good, I was getting tired of your damn ringtone!” I grunted in annoyance and Marty rolled his eyes at that. “Are the press still outside or will I have to put up with the hotel food for another night?”

“I’ll check.” Marty responded before standing up and peering out the window. “I think I see some tents out there.”

“Typical.” I said as I rolled my eyes. “Is there a statement you can release that will get them to leave us alone?”

“Well the lawyers did say not to talk to the press…..” Marty trailed off before shaking his head. “Ah fuck it! I’m as sick of the hotel food as you are! I’m going to try to get them to leave!” Marty said before leaving the hotel room, now that I have some time alone it’s time I addressed my opponents.

“It’s been barely three days and people still don’t know what to call my attack on Tom Dudely.” I started as I listed off the names. “The first shot off the war between Matthew Kennedy and Mark Ward, the end of Tom Dudely’s career, Matthew Kennedy committing career suicide…..” I listed off the names rolling my eyes at the last one. “It’s worth mentioning that people still call it that after I revealed that me and Marty now have iron clad contracts and yet Mark Ward sees this as an opportunity to make my life a living hell.”

I said before shaking my head with a laugh.

“My life? MY LIFE? Mark there’s only one life you should be concerned with and that’s your own, you see I had Marty negotiate those contracts in anticipation of you announcing a match like this, I knew you’d send at least one of your cronies to eliminate me but two? And in a tag team match no less? But not only that did you send two of them but you sent two of your top cronies against me? Mark Ward, you are a bloody idiot!”

There, I said it.

“You saw what I did to Tom, you know how far I’ll go in my quest to win the SCW Heavyweight Title but you still went through with this idea? Let me tell you a little secret Mark, I waited until I saw you running down the ramp before launching myself and Tom off the apron and through the table with the Prime Time Special, I wanted to make my message to you actually mean something and obviously it did, otherwise you’d have someone else against me, I’ll address Jordan Williams in a moment but first I have an old enemy to address.”

That’s right, it’s Nick Jones.

“Nick, you didn’t deserve to lose the title at High Stakes II, you didn’t even deserve to hold onto it for as long as you did because we both know that if it weren’t for those idiots you drag around everywhere you go I would’ve successfully defended the SCW Heavyweight Championship at High Stakes II but no, you had to go and show the world how truly incompetent you are.”

Honestly I’m surprised that people didn’t catch on sooner.

“You relied on those idiots so much and yet when it came time for the big match at High Stakes II you couldn’t cut it, and who is honestly surprised? NO-ONE! Not me, not Marty, bloody hell Stevie Wonder could have seen that coming! Nick, you where nothing but a fluke champion during both of your reigns and I will personally make sure that everyone sees you for the fluke you are this Sunday at Climax Control because like it or not it should’ve been me in your place at High Stakes II.”

It’s really that simple.

“And another thing Nick, the moment you try to counteract these claims using some bloody nonsense that you had made up off the top of your head I will crack open a wine bottle with Marty so that we can celebrate my victory, why? Because at that point I’ll know that I have gotten to you and I will use that knowledge to eliminate you!”

Next up is Jordan Williams.

“Now to move onto the man who many consider to be a legend, Jordan Williams, I say many because I personally don’t include myself in a group of Nostalgic Morons who fail to see Jordan for what he truly is! A Has-Been, what has he done of note since Summer XXXTreme several months ago? Nothing, all he’s done is ride of Mark Ward’s, and by extension the rest of Mark Ward’s little group, coattails in the hope that he remains relevant, well guess what Jordan? You’re as relevant as a floppy disk!”

And there’s a reference that’s bound to be lost on most of SCW’S fanbase!

“Why Mark Ward chose you over a dozen or so wrestlers who are not only better than him but more relevant is beyond me! Actually I know why he did that, so that he could surround himself with legends so that he could feel important in spite of being SCW’s co-owner, that’s right, this whole group is nothing but a giant ego trip for Mark Ward!”

I’m going to let you process that for a minute.

“Yes, you heard me correctly, quite possibly the man with the biggest ego in wrestling has called Mark Ward egotistical, what’s that old saying again? Pot calling the Kettle black? I don’t care, my point still stands, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the only reason Mark Ward took so long to get to the ring whilst I was attacking Tom Dudely is because he was stroking his ego! I hope for their sakes that Jordan and Nick Jones realize this and break off from the stable but considering that the collective intelligence in that stable seems to be that off goldfish I find that unlikely.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Nick, Jordan, what I did to Tom at the last Climax Control was just the beginning, I’m coming after each and every other member of Mark Ward’s little stable and after I single handedly take them out I will focus on my true goal, the SCW Heavyweight Championship! In the meantime however……my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Nick Jones and Jordan Williams are about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 Matthew beat Hope Heelcum (to the surprise of no-one) but this week, in the first SCW Card to be hosted in the US since the last Climax Control before Summer XXXTreme Matthew had been granted his wish, he was challenging Nick Jones for the SCW Heavyweight Championship in the Main Event of the evening, will Matthew win the big title?

Matthew’s hotel room, Reno, Nevada
October 9th, 2012, 11:00am

“Matthew, do you realize how big this is?!” Marty yelled out as I entered the room, I had just been down to the location of the upcoming convention Centre where the next addition of Climax Control and the wrestling convention will be held to scout out the area and apparently Marty has finally seen the card for himself.

“Either you’re bragging about the size of your penis, again, or you just realized that I’m competing for the SCW Heavyweight title in this week’s Main Event.” I said plainly and Marty rolled his eyes.

“Please, I only brag about the size of my penis to prostitutes and the Bombshells but yes, I have seen the card!” Marty said with a massive grin. “You’re competing for the SCW Heavyweight Championship! If you win…..”

“WHEN I win.” I corrected him and Marty smirked.

“Yeah, when, when you win it means a big payday for the both of us!” Marty said with a grin that you couldn’t remove if you castrated him with a rusty chainsaw…..which I’m pretty sure most of the Bombshells want to do but that’s beside the point.

“That’s not the bigger picture, yes the increased payday is a huge incentive to win but most importantly I can finally showcase my talents against someone of my caliber, I could’ve defeated Heelcum whenever I wanted, I merely cheated because I couldn’t stand to be in the same ring as that idiot for five more seconds.” I responded with a frown. “Nick Jones may have won the Most Hated, Wrestler and Man of the Year awards but those awards mean nothing inside the ring and I shall prove it when I defeat him and win the SCW Heavyweight Championship!”

“Whatever you say Matthew but as far as I’m concerned you have this in the bag, in fact I’m going to go and organize a celebration party next week to celebrate your inevitable victory!” Marty said before walking off, I shook my head before sitting down and getting ready to address Nick Jones.

“Ever since I debuted in SCW I have said time and time again that I belong in the Main Event, and finally, after waiting all those months I have a chance to solidify my place at the top of the SCW food chain by defeating Nick Jones and winning the SCW Heavyweight Championship and after months of being stuck fighting for a title where I don’t know the match type ahead of time it’s a relief to fight for a title with a bit more…..order.”

Not to mention win it.

“As much as I hate to admit it Nick you and I have quite a bit in common, we’re both technical wrestlers who the fans love to hate and we’re both former title holders, or at least you will be when I beat you this Sunday for your title.” I said with a confident smirk. “In the end it comes down to which one of us is the superior athlete, well I’m here to put a stop to any further speculation, the superior athlete is me.”

It’s that simple.

“Not only am I superior to you Nick but I am superior to every other so called athlete in this company and this Sunday I will prove it for the whole world to see.” I said with a smirk. “You may have won those three awards at the last Climax Control but like I said, those don’t mean a thing in the wrestling ring and when I win the title from you you’ll realize that too late.”

Yes, especially since I didn’t win a single award.

“I may have never competed for this belt before but that doesn’t matter either, what does matter is the fact that I won’t let anyone stop me from winning the title.” I said with a chuckle. “It’s like my new theme-music says, out there is a fortune waiting to be had and if you think I’ll let it go your mad and believe me Nick I won’t let go of this opportunity until I win this belt.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“This Sunday marks the beginning of a new, glorious era for SCW, the era that has me as the top title holder, some naysayers may say that I haven’t earned my title shot and this is what I say to those idiots, I earned it by clawing my way up to the top of the food chain, not by knocking out former champions, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Nick Jones and his reign as SCW Heavyweight Title holder is about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 Violent Conduct was drawing near as was Matthew Kennedy’s latest challenge for the SCW Roulette Championship, the man had studied his opponent Goth for most of his career and now they were finally meeting one on one, let’s get too it.

Local Restaurant, Tokyo, Japan
September 20th 2012, 11:00am

“Matthew, why oh why have you stopped training to drag me to this place? I don’t even know what food they serve.” Marty asked me as we entered the restaurant and I rolled my eyes, I had discovered this restaurant during my last tour of Japan and I loved the food here the last time I was in Japan, so imagine my joy when I found out that the place is still open? It’s a fairly small restaurant but very busy at the same time.

“Marty, I discovered this place when I was last in Japan, I loved the food and I’m sure you’ll love the food all the same.” I answered as a cute Japanese waitress approached us; I knew how to speak Japanese so I was able to tell her table for two.

“Yeah and I’m sure you loved something else!” Marty answered as he took the time to check out the asses of the other waitresses.

“I wouldn’t check out her ass Marty.” I told him as I noticed that he was checking out the ass of a waitress I knew. “Her boyfriend’s sitting right over there and he’s a black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do, need I go on?”

“No, you don’t.” Marty said with a nervous laugh as we sat down at a table, the waitress handed over the menus and we took them. “What food does this place serve anyway?”

“You didn’t read the sign?” I asked and Marty shook his head.

“Matthew, you’re the one who can speak and read Japanese, me? I’m more interested in Japanese women!” Marty answered and I rolled my eyes.

“It’s a sushi restaurant.” I said simply and it was at that point that Marty looked at me as if I had grown three heads and had single handedly declared war on Japan.

“Wait, Sushi? You mean that as in Raw Fish Sushi?!” Marty asked and I nodded.

“Yes, it’s delicious, try some.” I told him and he remained unconvinced. “You try some and I’ll distract that waitress’s boyfriend long enough for you to get sla…..I mean hit on her.” I answered and Marty quickly grabbed a menu, one meal later and we were finished, I thoroughly enjoyed it, Marty……..not so much.

“Dear god, it feels like a dog crapped in my mouth!” Marty yelled out earning some odd looks from the patrons and waiters/waitresses who could understand English. “At least the beer’s good but seriously, how can you enjoy this shit?!”

“Because I have more refined tastes than you.” I answered as I took a sip of the sake that I ordered with my meal, Marty soon ran off to the men’s toilets to wash that taste out of my mouth and the waitress returned to collect our dishes, we had a brief conversation about Marty not enjoying the food (in Japanese off course) before I told her that I didn’t want the bill yet and once she left I turned to the camera.

“As you may have heard this place is a place that I visited in the past but I never had the chance to revisit until now, why do I mention this? Because I’m sure that my first promo against Goth had the same effect on him, more specifically when I talked about his legendary Psycho Circus matches.” I said before taking a sip. “Oh and one thing before I continue, Marty approached me, not the other way around.”

And now that that’s been clarified I can continue.

“You asked if I shared your joy for competing in different match types, my answer is yes but not for the same reasons as you.” I said as I took a sip from my drink. “What are my reasons? It’s because I’m the exact opposite of you Goth, you claim to constantly evolve in the ring but me? I’m an apex predator, I don’t need to evolve anymore because I am perfect the way I am and you will learn that fact first hand at Violent Conduct.”

I said before finishing my drink.

“It’s very simple Goth, ever since I lost that title to Williams I have been aiming to get it back, even after Williams lost the title to Koji  at Lords of the Ring last month that didn’t stop me and the fact that I man who’s career I’ve followed since the beginning is my latest obstacle won’t stop me.” I said plainly as I shifted my weight. “No matter what happens I will win that title no matter what match we end up battling in nothing will stop me in my quest to win the SCW Roulette championship.”

It was at that point that Marty returned from the bathroom.

“Matthew, next time I’m choosing the restaurant, I don’t care how many attractive women you get to sleep with me, I don’t care how much you pay me, my decision is final!” Marty said assertively and I frowned.

“Suit yourself, if you excuse me I have a bill to pay.” I motioned to the waitress and told her to get the bill, Marty’s already on his way out likely not wanting any more to do with the restaurant and I decided to wrap things up.

“Goth, it has been to long since I’ve held that title and that will change after Violent Conduct, no matter what match we compete in there is one thing that is certain.” I said before pausing. “My name is Matthew Kennedy and you, Goth your title reign, is about to be cancelled.”

The waitress returned with the bill which I quickly paid as the scene fades.

 Last week on Climax Control Jason Burnside was defeated by Casey Williams and Laura was rescued, last we heard Jason was being deported back to England where he’s likely to face a life sentence for what he’s done (the cops believe he killed a missing SCW Fan who was scheduled to be on the Summer XXXTreme cruise and took his place).

Now the man who initially brought Burnside into the country, “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy, was facing the leader of NXT Spike Staggs, obviously the title isn’t on the line but a win over the NWA Champion will do a lot for Matthew’s career as a wrestler.

Matthew’s hotel room, Bangkok, Thailand
August 21, 2012, 11:00am

“Ugh, finally that psychopath is behind us!” Marty groaned as he got off the phone, I was at my laptop whilst he was talking to our lawyer. “You want the good news or the great news?”

“Depends on what you mean by “great news”, if by that you mean you finally found a woman willing to sleep with you then I’m not interested.” I responded and Marty rolled his eyes.

“Very funny, good news is Burnside is facing Life in Prison, not only for the kidnapping but for an unsolved murder of an SCW Fan who happened to have tickets to Summer XXXTreme and went missing two weeks before the event with the tickets missing as well.” Marty explained and I grinned broadly, for once we agreed.

“And the great news?” I asked and Marty grinned.

“He’s being deported back to England to face god knows how many crimes he’s wanted for.” Marty said with a grin. “Basically the likelihood of him ever getting out of jail again is the same as someone finding Jimmy Hoffa’s body.”

“Good, now let’s change subjects and focus on my match this week, the mere mention of that man’s name makes my skin crawl.” I said before turning my attention away from my laptop and too Marty. “I’m sure I don’t need to point out how big this match is.”

“No kidding, you’re facing the NWA Champ!” Marty said with a massive grin. “Sure it’s non-title but imagine what a win over Spike will do for your career!”

“I don’t need to imagine something I know is going to happen but that’s beside the point.” I said with a frown. “The last time I had any interactions with the elder Staggs is when Jason powerbombed Spike onto the hood of a car, obviously Spike will be looking for revenge!”

“Yeah because that time Jason was actually following your orders!” Marty said before shaking his head. “Look, I’m going to get us a dinner reservation at a fancy restaurant I found the other day because as far as I’m concerned Burnside being out of our hair permanently is cause for celebration!” Marty said and he walked off whilst I resisted the urge to make a quip about his bald patch, with Marty gone I turned to the camera.

“Now that I can put the unpleasant business with Burnside behind me I can focus on the future and that future starts this week on Climax Control where I will face Spike Staggs in a non-title match, it seems that I cannot get NXT out of my life can I? First Casey Williams ends my title reign before I can bring some actual prestige to the belt , then Koji, though he wasn’t a member at the time, costs me my title just by being in the match and now I am facing Spike Staggs, the leader of NXT and the reigning NWA Champion.”

I said with a grin.

“I may be stuck in the Cruiseriweight Rankings thanks to a bunch of idiots who clearly don’t recognize World Championship Caliber Talent when they see it but that doesn’t matter to me, you want to know why? Because as soon as I defeat you Staggs my career will only go in one direction; up! Soon after I win this match I’ll set my sights on winning the NWA World Heavyweight Championship myself and from there, as the old saying goes, the world is my oyster.”

And I’m going to enjoy every bit of it.

“Off course I realize that this is a perfect opportunity for Spike to avenge the attack he suffered at the hands of my now former bodyguard Jason Burnside, and savor that moment for it’ll be the last time you’ll ever hear that name mentioned on SCW TV again, but you know what? I welcome it, because anger will cloud your judgment and thus your anger will aid in my victory.”

I shook my head.

“You may say that you are in control of your anger but how can you be? Even if you don’t take into account your attack at the hands of my bodyguard there’s the whole kidnapping situation that was only recently resolved, the fact that Koji has to defend his title against a very dangerous opponent in Goth and let’s not get into the possibility that Odette could lose the Bombshell Title to a man! So yes, you have every right to be angry and I intend to take advantage of it.”

Marty returned to the room with a grin on his face.

“Good news, the restaurant has a reservation free!” Marty said and I grinned at that. “I booked it for 5:00pm, once I got past the language barrier that is, that sound good to you?”

“Yes, it does.” I said with a nod before frowning. “Now if you excuse me I have a promo to finish and I don’t want to take up any more screen time.”

Marty nods before leaving the room and I turned back to the camera.

“As you can see I and Marty are in high spirits now that the recent nightmare is behind us and I can now focus on moving forward, and that will start with you Staggs, you may be the NWA Champion but that doesn’t matter, especially when I beat you.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Spike you may be the NWA Champ but once I win and persuade Christian and Mark to book a rematch for the title I will win it, and from there it’ll be like taking candy from a mentally handicapped baby, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Spike Staggs is about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 This past week at PRA’S Lords of the Ring event Aleksei Koji defeated Casey Williams for the Roulette Championship in a brutal match, however with SCW’s revolutionary Summer XXXTreme event on the horizon he would not have to wait long for his first defense.

And he didn’t have an easy match for his first defense, Casey was in the match as was former Roulette Champion “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy who was unsuccessful in the Cruiserweight Showcase match……which featured a surprise appearance by Kurt Angle of all people, “Blaque Hart” Bruce Evans, Lucian Frost and “Hangman” Chett Hawkins who had recently lost the WCCW Brass Knuckles Championship to “The Heavy Metal Messiah” Ronnie Rocker and was obviously looking to win the title to make up for that, who will win? Let’s find out.

Matthew’s apartment
August 3, 2012, 11:00pm

Well, well, well, it seems my old foe has lost the title that we’ve been feuding over to the man who cost me the title in the first place.

But no matter, not long after he’s won the title he will lose it again to me, I am among the five challengers in his upcoming Roulette Championship defense alongside Casey Williams, Hangman, Lucian Frost and “Blaque Hart” Bruce Evans in a Battle Royal for the Roulette Championship, that’s next week but right now? I’m packing for this bloody cruise and setting up promo time for next week with Marty.

“Okay Matt, just to recap, you want promo time scheduled for two separate dates next week.” Marty said as he looked over the schedule. “One for Monday so that you can hype the Roulette Championship match and another on Wednesday for the other championship your competing for over at ACW.”

“Yes and to be frank I’m surprised that that joke of a federation is still running after that disaster of a first show.” I reply as I finish zipping up my bag, “Okay, I’m packed for the cruise, what about you?”

“I packed my stuff away yesterday over at my place, provided my porn stash doesn’t get damaged during the transport to the ship we should be all set.” Marty replies and I rolled my eyes, who honestly uses a porn stash now that we’ve got every kind of sick fetish available on the Internet? “So you’re facing Aleksei, Casey, Lucian, Hangman and Bruce again?”

“Yes, this match may as well be titled “Matthew Kennedy battles five of his foes at once” but I digress, Aleksei may have beaten Williams for the Roulette Championship at Lords of the Ring last week but he and Casey are still hurt from that Ring of Fire match and I intend to take advantage of that fact.” I answered with a frown. “As for the others, I battled Lucian Frost in that Cruiserweight Showcase match on the same event that Casey lost the Roulette Championship, if you ask me it’s about bloody time we have another champion who won’t dodge challengers left right and center.”

“Yeah and I’m still trying to figure out how the hell they got Kurt Angle to appear at a small wrestling event in Puerto Rico! I know his career’s gone to shit since he joined TNA but I would’ve thought that his fees were still too high for that!” Marty adds and I roll my eyes again.

“It matters not, what does matter is that I eliminated not one but two former world champions and as a result my momentum is off the charts.” I pointed out with an arrogant smirk. “Hangman recently lost the WCCW Brass Knuckles Championship to Ronnie Rocker at WCCW’S Death Toll event, obviously he’s looking to make up for his failure at Death Toll but what’s even more obvious is the fact that that defeat is hanging over him like the sword of Damocles.”

“Yeah, I saw that, Ronnie may be a headbanging idiot but he can go.” Marty said with a nod. “Then there’s the champ himself……”

“His reign will be the shortest of all the Roulette Champions so far, I can guarantee it.” I said simply as I folded my arms. “As for that fool known as “Blaque Hart” Bruce Evans, he only recently became relevant again and as a result he has gotten the idea that he is somehow championship material, believe me, he’s not.”

“If you say so, well your packing’s done so I’m heading back to my place for some shuteye, I’ll bring the car over in the morning so that we can get to the airport and from where we’ll take off we’ll get to the cruise liner.” Marty said before he went to leave, however he stopped at the door and turned to me, it didn’t take me long to notice that his facial expression had darkened. “Matthew, have you heard the rumors?”

“What rumors?” I asked and Marty shook his head.

“There’s a rumor going around that Jason Burnside is planning to appear at Summer XXXTreme.” Marty answered and I frowned. “Personally I think its bullshit, Jason may be a lunatic but he’s not stupid enough to risk capture like this.”

“He obviously was stupid enough to not flee the country after his last on screen appearance so I wouldn’t put it past him.” I responded with a frown. “Believe me, I used my brother’s connections to ensure that he would be safely transported to the US with no hassle from the authorities, I know the man, and the only thing he knows is crime.”

“If you say so Matthew, see you tomorrow.” Marty said before leaving the apartment and closing the door behind him, I shook my head before sitting down on the bed.

“Burnside, that man’s name has haunted me ever since he pulled that stunt after my unsuccessful attempt to win back the Roulette Championship at Into The Void.” I said with a look of disgust on my face. “Now I learn that there’s rumors going around that he plans to appear at Summer XXXTreme, if he does I will be there to confront him but in the meantime I can focus on winning back the title that started this whole mess even if it means going through five other men to do it, five men who I have faced in the past.”

I smirked.

“I shall start with the big fish himself Aleksei Koji, Koji you may have beaten Williams for the Roulette Championship at Lords of the Ring in that brutal Ring of Fire match but as long as I’m around I will make sure that your title reign is as short and forgettable as Vanilla Ice’s acting career, if you can call it that, because I intend to take back what’s mine.”

I grinned as I started to talk about the next guy.

“Casey, Casey, Casey, you are a man of your word as you did give me a shot at the Roulette Championship in exchange for the info I gave you on Burnside, but I kept my end of the bargain as well, I said that I wouldn’t challenge for the Roulette Championship as long as you remained champion and now that you’ve lost the title to Koji I intend to sweep in like a vulture and pick the remains before flying off with my Roulette Championship!”

Next up is another recent foe, Lucian Frost.

“It seems our rivalry continues to this day Lucian, when we last faced off it was in the Cruiserweight Showcase match at Lord of the Rings where you were eliminated last by the eventual winner PRA’S Limp and whilst I am still perplexed by how PRA got Kurt Angle to appear at the event that doesn’t matter, what does matter is the fact that I will win this match and you won’t stop me.”

No-one will, especially not Hangman.

“It seems that people who I have faced in the past are coming out of the woodwork for this match, Hangman you may not realize it but I know why you signed up for this match, you lost the Brass Knuckles Championship on your first defense of the bloody title against Ronnie Rocker and your hoping to make up for that fact with this match, unfortunately I cannot and will not let that happen as I will personally see to it that that title comes home with me!”

That just leaves one person.

“Normally I save the best for last but this time I saved the one who I couldn’t care less about for last, “Blaque Hart” Bruce Evans, you’ve floundered for months on end but now that you’ve suddenly become relevant again you think that your championship material? That’s like saying that Jersey Shore is Emmy Worthy because it is relevant in today’s culture but Jersey Shore will eventually die and be forgotten about, just like you.”

I shook my head whilst deciding to wrap things up.

“This match may feature five of my oldest foes but that means nothing in the long run, I intend to do one thing at Summer XXXTreme and that is to win the SCW Roulette Championship and no-one is this match will stop me! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Aleksei Koji’s championship reign will be cancelled when I walk out with the championship in hand!

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 Despite not being on last week’s card Matthew Kennedy and Marty McFarge certainly made their presence felt by joining the commentary booth for the match between Casey Williams and his recently departed opponent, however after the match Jason announced to world that he had kidnapped Laura and would harm her baby if Matthew didn’t have the title back in his hands, something Matthew claims he has no part off.

That was last week and this week Matthew was in tag team action teaming up with “Wrestling’s Bad Boy” Matt Barnes to take on two of his old enemies, Lucian Frost who he faced in his first ever SCW match a few months ago and Aleksei Koji, a man Matthew blames for costing him the Roulette Championship in the first place, this is bound to be an action packed match and……wait, Matthew’s hosting a party?!

The home of Matthew Kennedy, Las Vegas Nevada
July 6th 2012, 11:00pm

Why yes I am, you ignorant twat.

Honestly this party isn’t my idea, instead it’s Marty’s idea as he wants me to mingle with some of his friends, and as for Jason Burnside, I’ve severed all ties with the man, he’s clearly gone off the deep end and I can’t afford to associate myself with him anymore.

At the moment I am sitting at the mini bar in my home taking a sip of my drink, there is a live band playing, a cover band mind you but they are a good cover band I’ll give them that, whilst Marty is chatting away with some posh idiots, I swear to god I couldn’t look more out of place if I tried!

MM: Matthew, why aren’t you mingling?

I shake my head as I turn to my manager.

MK: Do you always ask the stupid questions McFarge? Honestly how can you insist that I host a party like this when our lawyers are losing their minds over the legal ramifications of Jason’s actions and how they can possibly charge me as an accessory to kidnapping because I brought him into the country in the first place and let’s not even get into the possibility that he makes good on his threat and does something to harm Laura’s baby if I don’t win the Roulette Championship.

MM: You think I’m not worried about that Matthew? Don’t worry I have some of the best legal representation in the country, if there’s a way to get those charges dismissed if they do charge you with it then believe me, they’d find it!

MK: And then there’s the fact that in two days I am teaming up with that American Matt Barnes to take on Lucian Frost and Aleksei Koji but instead of training for that match, you know, like I should be; I’m stuck here wasting my time with this bloody party!

MM: You’ve had all week to train for the match, hell that’s why you’re having SCW’S cameracrew tape your promo now rather than earlier in the week like you normally do, but can’t you rest just this once.

MK: McFarge, I hired you because your one of the best managers in the business today, don’t make me regret my decision much like I have with Burnside!

Marty winces at that.

MM: Okay, I get your point, but at least try to enjoy yourself Matthew; you’re the guest of honor after all.

MK: A wrestler the guest of honor at a high society party, you want to bring in a clown whilst you’re at it?

Marty pays no attention and walks off, I turn to the camera as my current spot is pretty much the only place in the building where I’ll get anything resembling peace and quiet.

MK: Once again the brain trust that runs this company has seen fit to team me up with an American, in this case it’s Wrestling’s Bad Boy Matt Barnes, back when I faced James Huntington Hawkes a month or so ago I stated that I hate people like him, Matt Barnes is exactly that, he’s a spoiled brat like Hawkes and the only difference is that he brutalized his first opponent in SCW, Matt I’m only going to say this once and I say the exact same thing to everyone I team with if they are American, stay out of my way.

And now that that’s out of the way I can move onto my opponents.

MK: My opponents on the other hand I couldn’t be happier to face, Aleksei Koji and Lucian Frost, two of my oldest enemies teaming up to face me again, this is practically a dream come true for me because now I can take out my frustration regarding recent events out on the two of them, and since I have the most history with him I shall start with Lucian…..

: Oh look, the fake fighter McFarge is holding this party for.

I groaned; I didn’t even need to turn around to know that it was one of the snobs at the party and sure enough when I did turn around there he was talking to a pair of attractive but scantily clad women who I’m pretty sure he’s not in a relationship with, they start to walk off but I decide to put him in his place.

MK: Fake fighter am I? Humph, I suppose I’m no more fake than the breasts of your escorts.

The two women gasp as they hear that and the man spins around.

Man: What did you just say?!

MK: Are you deaf as well as ignorant and spoiled? Snobs like you never change; you always surround yourself with the best things money can buy, including those two women, but me? At least I’m bloody honest about myself, now leave me alone, screw those prostitutes, pay them, burn the mattress and leave my bloody property first thing in the morning!

The snob is clearly rendered speechless by this and storms off with the two women that was easily the most satisfying thing I’ve done all week.

MK: Now where was I? Oh yes! Lucian and trust me, I have a lot to say about Aleksei Koji’s promo but I will get to that momentarily, this a rivalry that goes back to my earliest days in this bloody company and it is getting started anew but this time the SCW Roulette Championship is nowhere near our sites, whilst I will soon correct that I will first focus on beating you and Aleksei and trust me, I intend to keep my promise of defeating you.

I shake my head as I move onto Koji.

MK: How the bloody hell did a promo where the wrestler spent the entire thing drunk make it on to TV?! I was half expecting him to start hitting on the interviewer and make an arse of himself! Then again it’s Aleksei Koji, making an arse of himself is practically in his job description.

I sighed as I shook my head.

MK: I realize that, by the time you’re likely to watch this promo, you’ll be hung-over Koji but that’s no bloody excuse, this is supposed to be a respectable business, but nope you and those bloody idiots you hang around with ruin it for the rest of us! I’d say that sister of yours is the only level headed one among you but I’m convinced that she’s insane based on her promo this week! And as for our last encounter, oh boy, do I have some things to say about that.

I shake my head in disgust.

MK: Simply put, if you hadn’t been in my second defense of the Roulette Championship in the first place then I’d still be champion but no! I lost that match because I was prepared for one opponent not two and I hold you accountable for my loss of the title, when I beat you this Sunday at Climax Control I will do it on my own without my partner’s help.

Before I can finish this promo I hear Marty tap his wine glass and I turn around, oh god he’s going to make a speech.

MM: Thank you all for coming and thank you to the live band, they have been great tonight! And now I propose a toast to our guest of honor Matthew Kennedy!

I groan; it’s worse than a speech, far, far, far worse than a speech, I halfheartedly lifted up my glass before quickly turning around so that I can wrap things up.

MK: Lucian, Aleksei, you may be old rivals of mine but I assure you that I will defeat you and that I will win back my championship from Williams, and Aleksei, don’t judge me based on my performance at the bloody King of Death Match tournament because you’re making a big mistake just by considering that! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Aleksei Koji and Lucian Frost are about to be cancelled.

I reluctantly join the party guests as the scene fades.

 The NWA’S annual King of the Death Match Tournament and SCW’S Matthew Kennedy was among the participants in the tournament, the others? Chivo, Alesksei Koji, RJ Harris, Chris Wrestling Kimo Newton, Andre Dixon, Lucian Frost, Jomary, Static Clone. Jamie Staggs, Michael Barnes, Gothika, Gianni DiLuca, Spectre, Angel The Malignant, his current rival Casey Williams and Chris Extreme, whilst Matthew is a former Roulette Champion.

Extreme Hardcore Revolution Event, Las Vegas, Nevada
June 8, 2012, 11:00am

THIS is what I must subject myself too?!

What is Extreme Hardcore Revolution you might ask? It’s a local hardcore federation in Las Vegas featuring a bunch of never-will-bes, old has-beens and untalented, unsophisticated slobs, so pretty much your typical knock off of Extreme Championship Wrestling and I am in attendance, they announced it at the beginning of the show so the fans have seen me.

But alas, I am killing my braincells for a reason, the bloody King of the Death match Tournament later on this month being held by NWA Affiliate Bad Ass Championship Wrestling, like my other interactions with the NWA this is for nothing more than to advance my own career and as much as I’d like to say that I’m the only one from risking his career by participating in this match, I’m not, Jamie Staggs, Aleksei Koji, Gothika, yes one of the Bombshells is competing, I’m just as surprised as you are and Casey Williams are also participating, I’ll be saving them for last.

The final match of the evening, and I say that in the loosest way possible just ended when the “champion” performed the worst powerbomb I have ever seen and I first saw the move performed by Sid Vicious, and as his “music” rapes the ears of everyone in attendance I hop over the rail and snatch the mic from the announcer.

MK: Cut the bloody the music, I SAID CUT THE BLOODY MUSIC!

The music cuts and everyone turns there attention to me, I, off course, cleared this with the promoter so the champion knows that his time in the spotlight is over and thus he clears the ring, to his opponent’s credit he leaves the ring whilst selling the powerbomb like a champion.

MK: Ladies and gentlemen, and I use that term loosely, you should know me from the far superior wrestling promotion known as Sin City Wrestling but I’ll introduce myself anyway, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and I came here to prepare myself for Bad Ass Championship Wrestling’s King Of The Deathmatch Tournament.

The crowd boos me off course, one guy even gets a Casey’s going to kill you chant going.

MK: If Williams was going to kill me then why the bloody hell would he do it on live PPV?!

That little dose of logic kills, pardon the pun, the chant, good maybe if I give them a higher dosage they’d stop coming here and this joke of a promotion dies!

MK: But what do I find? Idiots risking their careers and lives by participating in these ridiculously dangerous matches whilst a bunch of rednecks sit back and drink beer thinking that they are watching the next ECW? Say what you will about ECW’S owner and the fact that he couldn’t run a promotion to save his life but you know what the difference is between this place and ECW? ECW HAD TALENT!

The crowd boos that statement and I grin, by this point I enter the ring so that everyone can see me and the reaction is just as visceral as you’d expect.

MK: I mean bloody hell, the only two people with talent are, and one: I’m not talking about her cleavage and two: I can’t believe you wrestle with this name love, Ivanna B Onatopp and Tina Sextress, and I’m fairly certain that I’ve seen those “ladies” wrestling with their clothes off on certain internet sites if you catch my meaning.

The crowd cheers but not because of the fact that I’ve just referenced their side job, pardon the pun, but the fact that they have come out, they are pretty much two attractive, and in the case of Ivanna heavily tattooed, women who, besides the tattoos, have one difference between them, Ivanna has red hair and Tina’s blonde, other than that they’re dressed more like strippers than wrestlers.

MK: Oh there you are; tell me Tina did you enjoy reenacting the finish to one of your porn vids by having Ivanna take a dildo and penetrate you from behind with it? How is she not being arrested for sexual assault again?

The two women get angry and yell at me, in ivanna’s case she’s yelling at me in Russian off course Tina was wearing a flesh colored thong for that spot so there was no actual penetration, but the fact that that spot got approved still sickens me.

MK: Okay seriously ladies, quit this joke of a promotion and join SCW, they’d actually treat you with dignity and you wouldn’t have to rely on porn vids on the side just to make a decent buck, trust me you’ll be better off!

The two “ladies” storm off and I shake my head.

MK: However that isn’t the only reason I came here tonight, because what better place to promote my participation in the “King of the Deathmatch” tournament, and the fact that I must degrade myself to such an extent so that I can further my career saddens me to no end, but I ass, there’s seventeen other competitors in this and I’ll be saving the other SCW guys for last so let’s get started!

The crowd cheers obviously hoping that I’ll shut up soon!

MK: First on the proverbial chopping block is my opponent in the first round Michael Barnes and he is a pathetic man who thinks the fact that he’s a mixed martial artist will help him in this tournament, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the most dangerous weapon at my disposal is my mind, I am the smartest wrestler in SCW and as this tournament will soon show the whole NWA, how will I show this? By outsmarting Michael Barnes and anyone else who steps in my way.

Next up is my old friend Andre.

MK: Andre Dixon, it seems the thorough beating I gave you at Premier Wrestling’s “The Big Show” event last month wasn’t enough for you, you had to go and sign up for this tournament as well, well sunshine you came back for another shot at me? I’ll make you return to ICW on a stretcher! I defeated you once and I’ll beat you again!

It saddens me that someone of this caliber is degrading himself like this.

MK: RJ Harris, what on Earth are you doing in this tournament?! You’re the current NWA TV Champ and yet you degrade yourself by participating in this? I hope your happy with having just as much braincells as your opponent on Nightmare this week!

And now I shall address the other participants in the tournament who aren’t in SCW.

MK: As for the other Non-SCW Participants, I couldn’t care less, I have neither heard of them nor have I faced them so I’m grouping together the other Non-SCW Participants, you won’t stand a chance against me or anyone else from SCW so you may as well pack your bags and go back to your home promotion where you can cry to your boss about the competition being too tough for you!

I frowned as I reached the next part.

MK: I cannot believe that they let an SCW Bombshell compete in the tournament, not only that but they let the least ladylike of the lot in Gothika compete, well Gothika, if we do meet then I will beat you, I don’t normally hit ladies but you? You are far from a lady so I guess you are far game at King of the Deathmatch!

My frown deepened.

MK: Aleksei Koji…..

The crowd cheers at that, apparently he’s pretty popular.

MK: This place is full of Koji fans? That explains a lot, Koji, if it weren’t for you I would still be holding the SCW Roulette Championship because then I wouldn’t have to focus on two challengers for the SCW Roulette Championship and Williams would be in his rightful place as the challenger, needless to say Koji, you had better pray to whatever god you pray to that you do not face me!

I grin at this next part; I’m about to trash talk Jamie.

MK: Jamie Staggs, tell me, how does it feel knowing that the man who put a family member in the hospital is walking free? The same goes for the man who orchestrated it, what’s that? The case hasn’t even reached court yet? Give it up son, I have one of the best legal teams ever put together on my side and they’ll ensure that your brother’s attack goes unpunished, good luck concentrating on the tournament whilst that is on your mind!

Last but not least, my nemesis Casey Williams.

MK: Casey, you have something I want, the SCW Roulette Championship but it wasn’t enough for you to go after me in SCW was it? You had to follow my lead and sign up for this ridiculous tournament, Williams; I hope we meet in the final round because then I can put this pointless feud to rest once and for all.

I grin as another “Casey’s Gonna Kill You” chant starts.

MK: Do I really have to point out the absurd logic in that chant again?!

The chant stops and I decide to wrap things up.

MK: I have wasted enough of your time and mine so this goes out to everyone else competing in the KODM tournament but especially too Casey Williams, Aleksei Koji, Gothika, Jamie Staggs, RJ Harris and Michael Barnes, you step into the ring with me and you’ll realize that beneath this handsome face lies the mind of a wrestling genius, someone who you can’t outsmart or outwrestle, in short, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and everyone else competing at the King of the Deathmatch Tournament is about to be cancelled.

I left the ring and the auditorium where the show’s being held via the crowd as the scene fades.

 Whilst Matthew wasn’t in action last week he definitely made a statement in the form of a vicious beatdown of Casey Williams with help from his bodyguard Jason Burnside, this week however Matthew was defending the Roulette Championship against Casey Williams and Aleksei Koji, in other words the opposite of what Matthew wanted.

Gnats Landing, Laughlin, Nevada
May 14, 2012, 11:00am

It’s often been said that American pubs can’t hold a candle to English Pubs, and nowhere is this more evident that Gnats Landing.

Regardless myself and Jason Burnside are sharing a drink to celebrate our recent success in destroying Casey Williams and sending a powerful message to the rest of the roster, if you want to challenge me for the Roulette Championship you have to deal with the man who powerbombed Casey Williams through a table.

The two of us are sitting at a table near a pool table where two people are playing the game; off course I can’t be bothered with such a pointless waste of time as I’m celebrating my success with Jason.

JB: That yank had no idea what hit him!

MK: Indeed he didn’t, and with that stipulation my victory is assured!

I and Jason give each other a toast before drinking up.

JB: Just remember; if he gives you any trouble just say the word and I’ll interfere.

I go to say something but I cut off by a message on my blackberry, I dig into my pocket, produce it and look at it.

MK: Ah good, the SCW Card has been announced and I’m defending the……title…….

Matthew’s grin quickly turns to a frown as he looks at the card.

JB: Something wrong boss?

MK: Yes, there is something wrong; my title defense is a Triple Threat Match against Casey Williams and Aleksei Koji.

JB: That big Russian?! What the hell did he do to earn a title shot against you?!

MK: First of all Jason he’s Romanian, not Russian but it’s not like that make’s a bloody difference as he is interfering with my plans just by being in this bloody match and second I don’t know and quite frankly I don’t care, you want to know why? That stipulation I included in the contract only applies to a one on one match between me and Williams, what on Earth are those idiots in the front office thinking?!

JB: You got me there boss, look I’m going to see if I can get a game of pool in, if you need me give me a shout okay?

I merely nod and Jason stands up before walking over to the pool table, I pinch the bridge of my nose before turning to the camera.

MK: Is this a joke? IS THIS A BLOODY JOKE?! All I wanted was a one on one match between myself and Williams and whilst it’s certainly rare that I find myself agreeing with an American, let alone an imbecile like Casey Williams, I’m sure that he feels the same way about Aleksei Koji being added to this match, tell me, what on Earth did he do to earn a Roulette Championship shot?! What’s that? You can’t answer that? Off course you can’t because that gigantic moron did NOTHING to earn this title opportunity.

I finish my alcoholic drink in one gulp; this is nonsense that I am NOT in the mood for!

MK: You wanted to give Aleksei a title shot? Fine, I can handle him one on one no problem! But you do not and I repeat DO NOT involve him in the business between myself and Williams, it’s that simple, in fact I’m willing to bet that the bosses added him to the match in order to screw with my plans, and I am having none of it!

I suppose I better start addressing my two opponents.

MK: I shall start with Casey Williams, Williams two weeks ago you got the better of me after my brutal Steel Cage against Bobby Cage, last week I turned the tables and in the process put you through a table with help from Jason and this week I will gain the upper hand AGAIN this time by retaining MY Roulette Championship!

A bartender comes over to collect my glass, I ask for another whilst holding out a five dollar bill and he nods before taking it.

MK: Williams, what you fail to realize is that I am not only a far superior wrestler to you but I am far more intelligent and sophisticated than you’ll ever hope to be, sure you caught me off guard after my Steel Cage match against Bobby Cage, and yes I am aware of that pun, but I proved the point I just made last week when I took advantage of Johnny’s distraction and had my large friend over there.

I point to Jason who is severely trouncing his opponent in the game of pool.

MK: Destroy you with a Powerbomb through the table, and not only will I defeat you this Monday at Climax Control but I will take great pride in it, the bosses may be more concerned with their silly little women’s tag team tournament but that’s not what the fans pay to see, no they pay to see me defend my Roulette Championship week after week no matter who I’m defending my title against, needless to say I shall take pride in the fact that you will fail this week to defeat me and you will fail to defeat me when we have the match that we signed up for!

Well technically I forced him to sign up for but that’s beside the point.

MK: And now onto the less than pleasant business, I must address a man who doesn’t even belong in this match and I don’t care what those idiots in the front office say, if you haven’t figured it out yet I am off course talking about Aleksei Koji, I briefly touched upon this earlier but it bears repeating, Aleksei Koji has no business being in this match!

I shook my head.

MK: And don’t give me any nonsense about Aleksei earning his spot in this match, those idiots in the front office are only saying that so that they have an excuse to screw up my plans for Casey Williams and this title, regardless your mere presence in this match interferes with my plans for Casey Williams and quite frankly I am insulted that you were even considered for this match.

The bartender walked over with my drink and i snatch it from his hands.

MK: What infuriates me the most though is this scenario, somehow through some perversion of justice, Aleksei Koji wins the championship from me and even worse I would not have to be pinned in order to lose the title, what happens then? Other than me winning it back at a later date and refocusing my efforts on Williams off course, you know what? It doesn’t matter because one way or another I will walk out of this match with the title still in my grasp.

I frowned as I took a sip.

MK: This was supposed to be a one on one match between me and Williams BUT NO! The idiots in the front office decided to include someone who has done nothing to earn a spot in this match and once I am done with him they will realize too late that they have made a grave error in even thinking about adding Koji to this match.

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

MK: Koji, you don’t belong in this match and as a result my focus is entirely on Williams, regardless however I will still walk out of Climax Control with the SCW Roulette Championship around my waste, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Casey Williams is about to be cancelled, Aleksei Koji on the other hand was cancelled before his first show!

JB: Hey boss, I have an idea for the next show.

I look up and see Jason standing there.

MK: What is it?

Jason whispers it in my ear and I grin evilly as the scene fades.