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Climax Control Archives / I WILL DEFEAT HARPER MASON AGAIN

« on: October 11, 2024, 11:11:28 AM »

I WILL DEFEAT HARPER MASON AGAIN

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is assigned to a match against Harper Mason at Climax Control 406. This will be the second time Bea faces off against Harper with Bea winning their first confrontation. With that said I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart in Las Vegas, Nevada.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart at the Starbucks Coffee location near the Gold Coast Casino where she is enjoying her coffee which appears to be a basic cup of coffee. We see that Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans, and a regular white pull-over shirt, and white sneakers. The assigned camera person walks up to Bea to inform her that they are assigned to broadcast her comments and Bea acknowledges them and asks them to set up to that they are not blocking customers from getting their drinks. The camera person does so and when they are set up and their camera feed is live they inform Bea and she launches into her comments for her upcoming match against Harper Mason.

Bea:  I thank everyone who is watching today for tuning in to hear my comments on my upcoming match against Harper Mason at Climax Control 406. Before I jump into those comments I need to make a quick video call to our English Bulldog Iris who is at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where our friend and neighbor, Andrew, is taking care of her while we are on tour.

Bea launches the video calling app on her cell phone and Andrew, who is taking care of Iris in their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, launches the video calling app on the cell phone he has so Iris can talk with Mommy Bea.

Bea:  Iris!!! How are you doing? Is Andrew taking good care of you while me and Daddy Bill are on tour?

Iris:  Ruff. . .Bark. . .Whine…Snort. (Translation:  I am doing fine. . .Andrew is taking great care of me while you and Daddy are on tour. . .I miss you and Daddy so much and I hope when you get a break and return home you will stay for a long time instead of rushing off go another wrestling event…snort!)

Bea:  I am so very sorry Iris. Me and Daddy Bill have to perform our wrestling obligations with Sin City Wrestling when we are assigned to matches. Also it isn’t always an easy thing for the two of us to return to Lawrenceville, Georgia, while we are on tour as a lot of events are back-to-back and we are half way around the world from Lawrenceville. We will see what we can do the next time we are home. By the way how are you and Pete The Cactus getting along recently? I know he lives on the other West Coast of the United States so with you being in Georgia it isn’t easy for you two to get together and have a data. We will get that arranged for you after we return for a time as me and Daddy Bill will have a talk with Senor Vennie to have him visit us with Pete.

After Mommy Bea informs Iris that she and Bill will arrange with Senor Vinnie some dates with Pete The Cactus Iris begins running full speed around the living room of their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When Iris gets exhausted running around she drops on the carpet and she is panting heavily.

Bea:  I figured that would get you excited. Me and Daddy Bill will be home soon. Just enjoy having Andrew taking care of you. And, Adrew, I cannot close this video call without thanking you for the care you give to Iris and the fact that you love her as much as me and Bill do.

Andrew thanks Bea for the nice comments and he promises he will continue to take great care of Iris. Bea then closes the Video Call app and she returns to looking into the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match against Harper Mason.

Bea:  With Iris at our home in Lawrenceville, Geogia, and with Bill relaxing at our hotel room, and when me relaxing in Starbucks, I can continue my comments for the enlightenment of Harper Mason.

Bea finishes her basic cup of coffee and she calls over one of the Starbucks servers to order another coffee. This time we hear Bea order a large Jave Chip Frappuccino.

Bea:  You might be wondering why I ordered a Java Chip Frappuccino instead of another regular coffee so I will tell you. I love the Java Chip Frappuccino as it is chilled and creamy and has added cream. I find it a nice drink to have when you are talking to your next opponent explaining to them why you are going to thoroughly kick their ass and walk away as the winner of the match.

The Starbucks server returns with Bea’s Java Chip Frappuccino and Bea thanks them, gives them a tip, then she takes a drink, then she looks into the camera to talk to Harper Mason.

Bea:  Well, Harper, here we are again. What’s that? You are asking what I mean by the term here we are again? Did you forget that we had one match against each other already? I guess with you taking losses in four out of five matches you have blocked those matches, and those losses, out of your memory. Our previous match was on September 24, 2023, at Climax Control 373. I defeat you by pinfall. That means I am 1-0 against you and you are 0-1 against me. I promise you, Harper, that when the bell rings to end our match at Climax Control 406, you will again take a loss to me and you will sulk back to your dressing room with an 0-2 record against me while I strut back to my dressing room at 2-0 against you.

Bea pauses her comments to take another drink of her Java Chip Frappuccino before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  So, Harper, are you coming into our match thinking that you have the advantage over me? You thought the same thing on September 24, 2023, when I defeated you. Knowing that I took you out before and will take you out again must be driving you crazy. And, Harper, before you start bragging about all the so-called advantages you think you have over me I will shut you down.  You come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 125 pounds. I come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds so we are basically even in weight but I do have a few pounds of weight advantage over you.

Bea pauses her comments to drink more of her Java Chip Frappuccino. When Bea is done she places the cup on the table then she wipes her lips with a napkin.

Bea:  Harper I am one of those people who hear what others say ad then I evaluate what they say and what they do to find out if there are contradictions or errors in what was said by them. One of the things I noticed about you is that from the day you stepped into Sin City Wrestling as a wrestler you have claimed that you are the best thing to come to the world since sliced bread. However, Harper, all I have seen from you has been pathetic excuses for your numerous losses in the wrestling ring. You have not proven that you are a great wrestler. You have not proven that you are a good wrestler. You have not proven that you are an average wrestler. What you have proven is that you are a pathetic wrestler who cannot get the job done.

Bea finishes her Java Chip Frappuccino and looks into the camera again.

Bea:  Since your name is Harper and the term of HARP and HARPING means to whine, bitch, moan, and complain, I feel that your name is appropriate since you whine, bitch, moan, and complain, about everything, and blaming opponents for your losses, instead of improving yourself so that you can actually win a few wrestling matches here and there.

Bea starts to walk to the door of Starbucks to go outside and walk to where her hotel is located. Bea looks at the camera occasionally, while also keeping her concentration on where she is walking, so she can make comments for the benefit of Harper Mason,

Bea:  Harper you are damaged goods. Let me give you some examples of damaged goods. You go shopping and drop a container of eggs on the floor and the eggs break and splatter all over the place. . .that is damaged goods. You pick up a carton of milk and it slips out of your hands and hits the floor and milk splatters everywhere. . .that is damaged goods. You put food into either the oven, air fryer, or microwave, and the food burns to a crisp, or the food explodes, and creates a horrible mess you have to clean up. . .that is damaged goods. Yep. That’s you Harper. You are damaged goods and I promise that you will be further damaged after I soundly destroy you in our match.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Now, Harper, I am going to tell you exactly what I am going to do in our match. That way you cannot come up with any excuse that you were not informed and warned ahead of time. In our first match I defeated you by pinfall. In our upcoming match I want a more dramatic and damaging win against you. I will defeat you either by submission or knockout so I wanted to let you know that ahead of time so that it will not come as a shock to you when I defeat you in the manner I stated. Please enjoy the time you have remaining before you have to step into the ring against me because once the Timekeeper rings the bell and our match is officially underway you are doomed to lose to me.

Bea informs the assigned camera person that she is done with her comments for today and that they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bea is done with her comments and the Network cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: AIDEN REYNOLDS v BILL BARNHART - STREETFIGHT

« on: September 27, 2024, 05:43:05 PM »

THERE IS NOWHERE FOR AIDEN REYNOLDS TO RUN AND HIDE FROM ME IN OUR STREET FIGHT MATCH

Narrator:  Just came off a video call with Bill Barnhart and the one comment I want to make concerning our call is BILL BARNHART IS AWESOME!!!

The scene shifts to hotel in London where Bill Barnhart, his wife Bea, and their friend Felix Hernandez, are staying for Violent Conduct X. Bill is the one with a match on this card. Bea is not scheduled for a match at this event but she will be attending Bill to his match while serving as his Manager. Bill and Bea asked Felix to join them in London even though he is not scheduled for a match at Violent Conduct X, because they didn’t want to have Felix travel back to Athens, Georgia, then have to return back on the tour after Violent Conduct X. The camera person sets up their camera and gets it focused on Bill, Bea, and Felix, as the three are sitting on a couch in the hotel room for them to present information concerning Bill’s Street Fight match against Aiden Reynolds. When the camera person informs them that the Network is now live broadcasting the three get ready to make comments on Bill’s match.

Bill:  Well, Aiden, we both had our say to end the first week leading up to Violent Conduct X. On a scale of 1 to 10, with ten being the best and 1 being the worst, I scored a 10 while you scored a 1 at best as you suck. Sorry that I had to be the bearer of bad news for you but when you suck. . .you suck…and there’s nothing you can do about that.

Felix:  Gee, Bill, don’t you think you are being overly hard on Aiden?

Bill:  Nope! If you coddle these wannabe nothings you just feed into their pathetic egos and then they tend to want more positive comments when all they really deserve is a kick in the ass and a punch in the face.

Bea:  Felix I have the same situation with the others in the Bombshell Division. Half of the Bombshells are worse than pathetic in the ring. Of the remaining fifty percent half of those remaining are good wrestlers. Then the remaining twenty five percent are great wrestlers. As for the Male wrestlers Aiden Reynolds is one of those locked in the basement and they deserve the term of Jobber.

Felix:  Okay that clears up a lot for me. I will hold my comments while you two talk about the match against Aiden. When you want to know my feedback just ask me and I will chime in.

Bill:  Aiden  you are doing the same thing so many wrestlers do and I am over here laughing at how pathetic you are. What you are doing is making comments that are senseless and based on nothing but your own opinions. One of the terms used to describe someone who is talking nonsense is that THEY ARE TALKING SHIT BUT THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.  And other term that can used on people like you is that THEY ARE TALKING SO MUCH SHIT NO WONDER THEIR BREATH STINKS! Yep! That’s you Aiden. Talking shit without an ounce of proof that what you are saying is true.

Bea:  I’ve said the same thing about many of the Bombshell wrestlers.

Bill:  Aiden there are several items usually associated with good luck. They include items such as a four-leaf clover. . .a shooting star. . .a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. . .capturing a Leprechaun and forcing him to grant you a wish and some of his gold and other riches. . .a horseshoe. . .and several other items. Aiden you need to trust me that you can go out and search the Earth and obtain possession of all the items on the planet that are classified as good luck charms and still you will fail to defeat me. I don’t need luck to defeat you or anyone else. I proved that being a two-time Roulette Champion. In my eyes, Aiden, you are like a small bug who got squished when I stepped on the small bug and now they are useless to do anything about their demise and all I can do about it is to scrape you, the squashed bug, off my shoe.

Bea:  Wow, Bill, you are in sarcasm overdrive today.

Bill:  I have every right to be in sarcasm overdrive Bea. Now, Aiden, I need to get into some insulting, demeaning, in-your-face, comments so that you understand where you stand with me when it comes to hurling insulting, demeaning, and in-your-face comments at others. You said a lot of comments when you went on camera last week. I will not list the items you talked about during your air time because mentioning your comments might make you think that you actually said some items that actually made sense. There is nothing sensible or logical or honest about the lies you spewed forth. Everyone knows you are a failure as a wrestler. I mean, come on Aiden, a deaf person can hear how pathetic your comments are and a blind person can see how pathetic you are because that is how pathetic you are.

Felix:  Sorry to jump in your comments Bill but even though I am known to be an in-your-face wrestler who calls out the bullshit my opponents spew forth you far surpassed me in the ability to verbally slam-dunk an opponent.

Bill:  Thanks for nice comments Felix. Let me tell you something Aiden. I have been hearing rumors around the backstage area where people, including you, seem to think I am a coward and afraid to wrestle certain wrestlers. No, Aiden, I am not a coward and I will face anyone assigned to me, in any type of match, and at any location Management decides upon. Out of the millions of things on Earth that scare people, or that people are afraid of or have a phobia about those things, I have only one item that I have a fear of. What is that one item you ask? Ask all you want Aiden because I will not tell you what it is. Being one hundred percent honest with you I will publicly assure you that you are NOT the item I have a fear of. None of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are the item I have a fear of. So you can continue to guess until the Sun burns out, if you want to, but you will not be able to figure out what the item is.

Bea:  Damn Bill! You are smoking hot!

Bill:  Aiden here are some things that are likely to happen during our Street Fight Match. Are you ready to hear some hard truths? Aiden if you run into a room I will chase you into the room, beat you down, and toss you out of the room. If you jump into a pit I will dive in and attack you with you having no way out of the pit. If you get on a subway train and try to escape from me I will throw you off the subway and beat you up inside the subway tunnel and platform. During our match there will be nowhere for you to run and get away from me. There is nowhere for you to hide where I cannot find you. YOU ARE DOOMED!!!

Bea:  I am enjoying your presentation today Bill. What will you talk about next?

Bill:  I will now talk about a few things as my closing comments and if Aiden Reynolds doesn’t fully understand the horrible situation he is in against me in our Street Fight match then that’s his fault for not listening to the truth. Aiden here are some things I don’t like. I don’t like going to a movie theater and having the other viewers ruin the movie by either talking too much or since they have seen the movie before they blurt out what is going to happen next. I hate dumb ass drivers who don’t follow the laws and they do reckless driving and cause other drivers who are following the laws and driving properly have to try hard to avoid accidents caused by the dumb ass drivers. I hate liars and I hate fake people. You, Aiden, are a LIAR and you are a FAKE person. I don’t take nicely to liars and fake people so that means I am coming into our match to destroy you and send you into early retirement from wrestling. Bea. . .Felix. . .is there anything you would would like to say before I close my comments for my match?

Felix:  Nope! Everything you said is clear and to the point.

Bea:  Same goes for me Bill. I wish I would run around during your match to keep close to the action between you and Aiden but I know that is not possible for Sin City Wrestling to factor into your match. So I will be watching your match with Aiden remotely and I will be cheering you on and so will Felix.

Bill:  Thanks for your closing comments Bea and Felix. Before I close my comments for today I wish to show an item to Aiden so that he will know what everyone thinks of the things he said about me leading up to our Street Fight Match. Aiden I have a friend in California who owns a Parrot and his Parrot loves watching wrestling. My friend sent me this short video of his Parrot making a comment after the Parrot listened to all your bullshit comments, lies, and your desperation knowing I am going to defeat you. My friend told me that his Parrot was so shocked at the stuff you said that this is what the Parrot responded with.

PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO VIEW THE VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUVQz6_-vxc

When the Parrot video is done playing the camera shot returns to Bill Barnhart.

Bill:  Well, Aiden, even a Parrot knows you are full of crap and that you are running scared. Yes a Parrot knows you are pathetic. The fans know you are pathetic. A deaf person can hear how pathetic you are. A blind person can see how pathetic you are. With that said I am done with my comments for today. Aiden I will see you at Violent Conduct X for our Street Fight Match and I will destroy you quickly in our match.

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the scene goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: AIDEN REYNOLDS v BILL BARNHART - STREETFIGHT

« on: September 20, 2024, 04:58:59 PM »

I LOVE A STREET RIGHT MATCH

Narrator:  HI! Welcome to my opening comments concerning Bill Barnhart and his Street Fight match against Aiden Reynolds at Violent Conduct X. I know the full history of Bill Barnhart, and he explained to me what he was going to talk about today, so please sit down, grab a drink of your choice, and fasten your seat belt, as this is going to be one hell of a bumpy ride.

The scene shifts to a shot of The O2 Arena located at Peninsula Square in London, England in the United Kingdom. The camera pans around so we see the beauty of the venue, then the camera pans the street in front of the O2 Arena, then while the camera person is panning the area they get a camera shot of Bill Barnhart who is standing on the sidewalk in front of the O2 Arena. Bill looks into the camera and flashes a huge smile for the viewers.

BILL EXPLAINS TO AIDEN REYNOLDS, AND THE OTHER VIEWERS, WHY AIDEN CAN NEVER DEFEAT HIM

Bill:  I wish to thank the viewers for tuning in while I present comments to the loser of my match. . .Aiden Reynolds. . .as there is no chance in the Universe that Aiden can win our match. Now, Aiden, you probably think you are the bad ass of Sin City Wrestling but you are simply deceiving yourself. So, Aiden, please sit back and relax while I shove reality down your throat and make you gag on reality.

WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN BILL AND HIS HALF-BROTHER CHRIS SHIPMAN?

Bill holds in finger up to the camera to indicate his first item he will present for the enlightenment of Aiden Reynolds.

Bill:  The first item for your enlightenment, Aiden, is the reality of my half-brother Chris Shipman. I worked with Shipman in several Wrestling Federations and Sin City Wrestling is where I finally put the closing curtain on him and he has never been seen again. Let me tell you what led to our horrible feud. Our mother was previously married to a man with the last name Shipman. It turned out that our mother found out that he was a serial killer so she divorced him and then she ended up marrying the father of me and my sister and his name was William Barnhart. Chris was pissed off because Mother treated me and our sister nicely but she treated Chris in a bad way because he reminded her of his father the serial killer. One day while I was playing with our sister something hit me from behind and all I remember was being knocked forward and I passed out. When I regained consciousness I saw Chris standing over the lifeless body of our sister and Chris looked at me and told me that I murdered our sister. He vowed to destroy me for what I did and yet I didn’t do anything to harm our sister. Even with his claims that I killed our sister the police arrested Chris and prosecuted him into prison for her death.

Bill pauses to take a drink of Classic Coke.

Bill:  Although Chris was arrested for the murder of our sister I had a feeling there was more going on than what we were told by the police. While I was searching around our house I found that there was a security camera mounted on the wall so that Mother could keep a record of what me, our sister, and Chris, were doing when she was not in the house. When I reviewed the security camera video I saw that since me and our sister didn’t want to play the games Chris wanted to play he came up behind me and hit me so hard that I passed out and on my way to dropping to the floor unconscious. In the video it is clear that Chris attacked me and when I passed our and toppled forward I bumped my sister on the way down. When I regained consciousness I looked over and saw Chris standing over the body of our sister and he tried to get me to believe that I killed her. However the security camera footage proved the entire incident was an unfortunate accident and that Chris should not be held guilty for her death.

Bill stops to drink more of his Classic Coke.

Bill:  I took the security camera video to the Court and they reversed the guilty charge against Chris for the death of our sister. Even though I got Chris released from Prison he promised to kill me for having him sent to Prison even though I was the one who got him released from Prison. Aiden I need you to get this information ingrained in your brain. Chris vowed to kill me and yet here I am still wrestling and now in Sin City Wrestling and yet Chris Shipman retired from wrestling and has not been seen for years. The son of a mass murderer retired and disappeared and nobody knows where he is at this time. So, Aiden, if Chris Shipman wasn’t able to destroy me then why in the hell do you think you can?

BILL RELATES HIS LONG HISTORY OF SATAN CHALLENGING HIM FOR HIS SOUL

Bill holds two fingers up to the camera to indicate the second item that will prove that Aiden Reynolds can never defeat him.

Bill:  Aiden I am sure you are familiar with the concept that Satan stalks the world looking for people so that he can scam them out of their souls for eternity. Well, Aiden, Satan tried that crap with me for decades and the last time Satan came to me to challenge me for my soul for eternity I was so pissed off I not only took his challenge again I also told the old piece of shit that when I win and defeat him then he can never challenge me for my soul again.

Bill glares deeply into the camera.

Bill:  Here is the history between me and Satan, Every year for decades Satan would come to me and challenge me for my soul so he could possess my soul for eternity. Every year I defeated his sorry ass but he kept coming back trying to cheat me out of my soul. I finally had enough of Satan’s bullshit so I told him this will be the last time he can challenge me for my soul. I told Satan that I will choose a dance competition and his Demon Minions can be the voting team to vote on the winner of the dance competition. Satan was so happy as he knew his minions would back him up and vote for him. If they voted for him to win then he would have my soul for eternity. If I win he would be permanently prohibited from ever challenging me for my soul again for eternity and Satan accepted the terms.

Bill glares deeply into the camera again.

Bill:  After we both performed our dance routines the Demon Minions got together and cast their votes. Guess what happened in the voting Aiden? I will let you think about that for a few moments before I give you the reveal. *short pause* There were one hundred Demon Minions on the voting team. Want to know what their votes were? Twenty of the Demon Minions voted for Satan to win the dance contest and eighty of them voted for me to win so that means I won the competition. Satan can never challenge me for my soul again for eternity as he made the agreement on that before our final contest.

Bill snarls into the camera.

Bill:  Aiden if Satan failed to take me out then where the hell would you get the idea that you can take me out? After you lose to me in our Street Right match at Violent Conduct X you may wish to retire from wrestling like Chris Shipman did and you might run off into obscurity like what happened to Satan.

Bill holds three fingers up to the camera to indicate the second item that will prove that Aiden Reynolds can never defeat him.

BILL RELATES AN INCIDENT HE HAD WITH A GANG OF MOTORCYCLE THUGS

Bill:  Stop shaking and crying Aiden. I only have one additional incident to relate to you and then your pain and suffering and cries of  nervousness will be temporarily over. My third, and final, incident I will relate to you, and prove to you, that I am one of the biggest bad-asses of all bad-asses who have ever lived. Sit back and enjoy this story of what happened.

Bill looks deeply into the camera as he presents the details of an incident that happened to him while he was traveling from one wrestling venue to the next wrestling venue.

Bill:  Aiden I want you to listen carefully to this incident. It happened around ten years ago but I am still the same tough ass-kicking person I was back then. This incident happened while I was serving in another Wrestling Federation but a situation like this could happen to anyone at any time at any location. Listen carefully as I am trying to educate you on who and what I really am and what I am capable of doing.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  I was driving from one wrestling venue to the next wrestling venue. I was traveling in an area of California I don’t usually travel so I had to rely on GPS to help me get from one location to another. On this particular trip I decided to dress in business-casual attire rather than my normal casual attire of blue jeans and a pull-over shirt. While traveling through a very rural area I became hungry and I also needed to use the bathroom. When I came upon the first place available it was a run-down restaurant and a one-pump gas station. I didn’t want to risk driving more and missing a chance to eat and relieve myself so I pulled into their parking lot. I took note that there were about a dozen Motorcycles parked in the parking lot and they looked like Motorcycles you would expect Motorcycle gang members to ride. I felt I parked far enough away from the Motorcycles so as not to bump them and then I opened my car door and, unfortunately when I did, my car door bumped the Motorcycle next to my car. That Motorcycle fell over and knocked the next Motorcycle over and this continued until all one dozen Motorcycles were laying on the ground in the parking lot.

Bill smiles again into the camera.

Bill:   The Motorcycle gang members came out of the restaurant and threatened me for damaging their Motorcycles. I apologized to them and told them it was an unfortunate accident and that I would pay for their Motorcycles to get repaired. They decided that my apology was not going to be accepted by them so they decided to attack me. They didn’t realize who they were threatening so they had no idea what they were getting themselves into. I easily whupped their asses all over the parking lot and left them on the ground suffering from the beating I gave to all of them. Then the Motorcycle gang leader came out of the restaurant. He was a grizzly guy who made the actor Danny Trejo look like a nice and sweet Choir boy. He asked me what happened and I explained the unfortunate incident and that I offered to pay to have their Motorcycles repaired.

Bill smiles as he knows what is coming next.

Bill:  The Motorcycle gang leader asked mf if I was the one who single-handedly beat down all his Biker gang members and I admitted I did so but that it was in self-defense. He then asked me my name and I told him my name is BILL BARNHART and that I am a professional wrestler. He gave me a deep look and apologized that he didn’t recognize me as I was in business-casual attire but after he took a closer look at me he realize that I really was Bill Barnhart the professional wrestler. The Biker gang leader invited me to come inside the restaurant to have a meal on him. He then told her biker gang members to pick up their bikes and to stop threatening me.

Bill roars with loud laughter.

Bill:  Aiden I hear you state that you are the self-proclaimed savior of Sin City Wrestling. Well Aiden do you think that you are a tougher opponent than my half-brother Chris Shipman who I defeated and sent into retirement? Do you think that you are a tougher opponent than Satan who I also defeated? Aiden do you think you are tougher and more bad-ass than a dozen Motorcycle gang members who I easily destroyed? My gawd Aiden! Those people I faced are a hundred times more able to go up against me than you are. If they could not take me out then for damn sure you are doomed to have me destroy you in our match. Just bring your sorry ass to our match and the instant the bell rings I will be on you so hard that you will beg our Referee to stop the match and declare me the winner so that I will stop beating you down. Enjoy your freedom leading up to our match at Violent Conduct X as you will not have any enjoyment after I get done destroying you.

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and they tell the camera person to cut their camera feed. When they cut the camera feed our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I HAVE A CHANCE TO EARN A SHOT FOR THE INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: September 13, 2024, 06:46:53 PM »

I HAVE A CHANCE TO EARN A SHOT FOR THE INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Before I came on the air I had a talk with Bill Barnhart. He told me he just had a match at Climax Control 404 and that he was surprised he was booked for a match at Climax Control 405. He said he was even more surprised when he saw that he is in a five person match with the winner becoming the Number One Contender for the Internet Heavyweight Championship. Bill assured me he will not let this opportunity slip through his hands. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene changes from a camera shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart at an undisclosed location. We take note that Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, a pink pullover shirt, and black sneakers. We also take note that Bea, his wife and Manager, is not with him at this location. When the camera person informs Bill that they are now live broadcasting Bill stands in front of the camera holding a sheet of paper in his hand.

Bill:  I would like to first mention that when the official Card for Climax Control 405 was posted I was surprised that I had a match. . .a match that is the Main Event for this edition of Climax Control. . .even though I was on the Climax Control 404 Card in a Six Man Tag Team match. Although my tag team didn’t win the match it should also be taken into consideration that I was not the wrestler on my team who got pinned for the loss.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  At Climax Control 405 I am included in the Main Event match which is an Aces Wild Gauntlet match. The first two wrestlers drawn start the action and when one of them is eliminated then the next wrestler drawn enters the match. The cycle continues until the final two wrestlers remain and the one who eliminates the other is the winner. What does the winner of this Aces Wile Gauntlet match. . .ME OF COURSE. . .get for the win? I will become the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Bill pauses his comments to flex for the camera then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  Now I will give you a run-down on how I have fared in the wrestling ring against LJ Kasey, Justin Smith, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds. I have no history against LJ Kasey at this time. I have defeated Justin Smith two times in two matches. I am one win, one loss, and no draws, against Eddie Lyons in Singles matches. And, finally, I have no history against Aiden Reynolds in Singles matches.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Do I have concerns over facing any of these wrestles? Nah! I am going to easily win this match and earn the shot at the Internet Championship. But I know what you are thinking so let me address your thoughts. You are thinking that if I get lucky and win this Aces Wild Gauntlet match and then face off against Helluva Bottom Carter that I am walking face-first into a match I will not be able to win. I expected you would think like that because I have two losses against Carter with no Wins or Draws and, of course, you are so mentally deficient that you cannot think outside the box. I’ve had more than two matches where Carter was involved in the match but not all were Singles matches. I have been honest that in Singles matches with Carter I have no wins and two losses. What you fail to take into consideration is that I am a two-time Roulette Champion and I held the Roulette Championship a long time during both reigns. If you all, and Carter, want to take me lightly and make fun of me then please enjoy your laughing at me now because after I defeat Carter and become the Internet Champion your laughing will stop. I will take a break from my comments from this undisclosed location and when I return to continue my comments on my upcoming match at Climax Control 405 me and Bea will be broadcasting from the Marriott Hotel La Porta De Monaco.

After a break the scene comes on our screen and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing on the couch in their hotel room at the Marriott Hotel La Porta De Monaco which is located a short walking distance from the Stade Louis II where Climax Control 405 is being held. We notice Bill is wearing his normal wrestling outfit, which consists of pink wrestling attire with black trim and a black heart sewn on the chest of the outfit for this presentation while Bea is wearing her light blue dress which indicates she is in a mellow mood. When the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea look into the camera and begin their comments concerning Bill’s Aces Wild Gauntlet Match for Climax Control 405.

Bill:  Thank you for joining us today. As you see I am adored in my pink wrestling attire that has black trim and a black heart sewn on the chest of the outfit. Bea is adorned in her light blue dress which is the color she wears when she is in a mellow mood. Bea would you like to kick off our comments by informing the viewers why you are wearing your Mellow Mood light blue dress for when you serve as my Manager during my match at Climax Control 405?

Bea:  I decided to wear my light blue dress as this is the dress I will be wearing, as your manager, during your Aces Wild Gauntlet match where you will win and earn a shot at the Internet Heavyweight Championship. I know you will easily win the match so I am mellow.

Bill:  Thanks for the vote of confidence Bea. A lot depends on the order of the draw the wrestlers in the match get. However regardless if I am the first wrestler drawn for the match, or the last wrestler drawn for the match, I am going to win.

Bea:  Some people think that in a Gauntlet match if you are one of the first wrestlers involved in the match that by the time the last person enters the match you are drained of energy and the fresh wrestler has the advantage however that is not the case.

Bill:  What Bea means is that a match like this always comes down to the wrestler who has the best in-ring abilities, the endurance to last in the match, and the ability to overcome items such as energy drain and enduring blows from opponents. Sometimes the first wrestler who enters the match has the advantage until the end of the match and at other times it works against them. As for me it doesn’t matter if I am the first wrestler drawn for this match or the last. My ability to perform well in the match has no bearing on when I enter the match. I am such an awesome wrestler that I easily overcome those items that other wrestlers feel are disadvantages.

Bea:  Tell them what you told me before we came on live broadcasting.

Bill:  Before we went live broadcasting I was talking with Bea and I told her that I have the drive and determination to win this match and then go on to defeat Helluva Bottom Carter. That is not bragging…that the truth.

Bea:  So, Bill, are you ready for us to close our comments for today?

Bill:  What everyone needs to understand, and by everyone I mean the wrestlers involved in the match and the fans watching the match, is that it doesn’t matter what draw you get for your entrance into this type of Gauntlet Match. In a regular Gauntlet Match additional participants are drawn to be allowed to enter the match after a given length of time has elapsed until everyone has been drawn. In our match at Climax Control 405 the first two wrestlers will go at each other until one is eliminated then the next wrestler is drawn to enter the match.

Bea: I like this type of Gauntlet Match because it is always one-on-one until one of the two are eliminated from the match.

Bill:  Due to the fact I am a two-time Roulette Champion that means I have a lot of endurance. I held the Roulette Championship twice and both championship runs were longer than most Roulette Champions hold the championship before losing it. I assure everyone watching today, especially LJ Kasey, Justin Smith, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds, that I have more determination, drive, ability, endurance, and wrestling skills than the four of you combined. All of us will enter the match but only one of us will endure to the end and walk away with a shot at Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Heavyweight Championship. Sorry to inform you four that I am the only wrestler in this match with the ability, drive, determination, and wrestling skills, to take the four of you out and get that Internet Heavyweight Championship match. If you don’t like what I say. . .if you don’t like my attitude. . .if you don’t like the fact that I am positive that I am going to win our match. . .I honestly don’t give a damn what you think or how you feel. I win. . .you four lose. . .there is no other outcome for our match but that. Probably one of the best lyrics from a song are the lyrics from Don Henley’s Dirty Laundry. The lyrics go…KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP. . .KICK ‘E, WHEN THEY’RE DOWN. . .KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP. . .KICK ‘EM ALL AROUND. I want you four to remember those lyrics while I am kicking you when you are up and kicking you when you are down. I will have no mercy on you four.

Bill motions to the camera person to inform them that he is done with his comments for his Aces Wild Gauntlet match for Climax Control 405. The camera person informs the Network that Bill is done with his comments and the Network cuts the camera feed and the scene shifts from a shot of Bill and Bea back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / I HAVE TWO DRAG CHUTES AS TAG TEAM PARTNERS

« on: September 05, 2024, 10:35:13 AM »

Narrator:  Wow! All I can say is Wow! I cannot believe that Bill Barnhart was assigned to a Six Man Tag Team match and his assigned tag team partners are Justin Smith and The Troll. Talk about having two drag chutes attached to you to hold you back and drag you down.

The camera shot changes from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting on a couch in the hotel room where he and Bea are staying for Climax Control 404. This event is taking place at the Avicii Arena in Stockholm, Sweden. From the grumpy look on the face of Bill Barnhart it is apparent he is upset about something.

Bill:  I guess you are wondering why I have a grumpy look on my face, I am upset so I will tell you why I am upset. I have been assigned to a Six Man Tag Team match at Climax Control 404. Our opponents are J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven. All three of them are great wrestlers and great opponents. However that is not the reason I am upset as I am always happy and thrilled to face off against great opponents. The reason I am upset is that my assigned tag team partners consist of Justin Smith and The Troll.

Bill shrugs his shoulders.

Bill:  I have no idea if this match up was designed to piss me off or if this is just how the luck of the draw of team members and opponents came out. Not to sound insulting or demeaning to my two partners in this Tag Team match but both Justin Smith and The Troll have redefined the term JOBBERs when it comes to wrestling. I believe that both of these guys combined are ten times the jobber Frankie Williams was.

Bill throws his hands into the air.

Bill:  I end up with the sour draw of Justin Smith and The Troll as my tag team partners while our opponents got the sweet draw that gave them a tag team consisting of J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven. I feel as though I have two drag chutes attached to me to keep me held back, dragged down, and out of the action. It is like having a Boeing 747 Airliner having two huge drag chutes attached to it, and with the flaps in full drag position, and then expecting that the Boeing 747 can take off and fly with two drag chutes and full flaps applied.

Bill snarls into the camera.

Bill:  The way I see this upcoming match I would fare better in the match if, instead of trying to beat down J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven, I would be better off turning on my two partners and eliminating them from our match. If anyone thinks that is a cheap shot on my two opponents then you are right.

Bill laughs into the camera.

Bill:  Justin and The Troll should not expect support from me as both are as useless as a screen door on a submarine. They are as useless as an udder on a Bull. They are as useless as a toilet paper holder in a bathroom that has no toilet paper on the toilet paper holder and there are no rolls of toilet paper in the bathroom. The Troll and Justin should get together and make a sequel to the movie DUMB AND DUMBER as they are perfect fits for the roles.

Bill roars in uncontrollable laughter and it takes Bill a bit of time to recover from his laughing.

Bill:  I have to endure the insult I am feeling having to be teamed the the top two jobbers in Sin City Wrestling. If you think that I come across most of the time as having a bad attitude and a desire to destroy opponents then get ready as my attitude is going to increase a hundred fold after this match. I pity those wrestlers who end up getting assigned to a match against me after this Six Man Tag Team match at Climax Control 404.

Bill glares into the camera.

Bill:  Although I have two tag team partners, both who cannot beat off properly, with them assigned to my team they know they cannot defeat any of our three opponents. But there is a glimmer of hope for our team in the match. I am 0-1-0 against J2H but having just one match against each other does not adequately tell the story whether he could defeat me again or if I would defeat him if we had another Singles match. I have no history in the ring against Kevin Carter so there is no way for either of us to predict how the two of us will fare against each other. However, when it comes to Alexander Raven, I am 2-2-0 against him. Yes I do, in fact have two wins over Alexander Raven and he has two wins over me. What I plan on doing in this match, despite me being teamed with two Jobbers, is to get the opportunity for me and Raven to be in the ring at the same time, with no interference from the other four wrestlers, and for me to pin Raven or make him submit, to prove to the world that I can get the job done even when the odds appear to be against me. You all have a nice time leading up to our match because the nice times end the instant the Timekeeper rings the bell to officially start our match.

Bill tells the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person immediately cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL SING A SONG OF VICTORY OVER SONG

« on: August 30, 2024, 05:01:33 PM »

I WILL SING A SONG OF VICTORY OVER SONG

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air and I have to tell you Bea is fired up and ready to beat down Song. Speaking of songs...oh never mind...I will keep my opinion to myself and let Bea comment as she sees fit.

After the Narrator has finished with his opening comments the scene shifts to the hotel room where Bea and Bill are staying for Climax Control 403. The hotel it not far from the ING Arena so Bea and Bill have a short walk to get to the arena. The assigned camera person pans around the hotel room and they stop panning when Bea walks into the room to get before the camera to air her comments on her match against Song. Bea informs the camera person that she will sit on the couch in the hotel room while presenting her comments for her upcoming match. Once Bea is seated the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  It is interesting that my opponent’s name is SONG. That leaves a lot open for me to talk about things related to songs. Before I do that I will present general information.

Bea brings out a small piece of paper which she holds in her hands and she looks at the paper and comments on the information on the paper.

Bea:  The first item I want to get out of the way is how me and Song measure up against each other. I am five feet five inches in height and I am one hundred thirty pounds in weight. Song is also five feet five inches in height but she is listed as one hundred twenty pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match.

Bea glances into the camera then back at the paper in her hand.

Bea:  There is no match history between myself and Song. However after our match at Climax Control 403 I will be 1-0 against Song and Song will be 0-1 against me.

Bea again glances at the paper then back into the camera.

Bea:  The last item I will talk about is that it appears the main concept of Song’s wrestling is Martial Arts. With the exception of a few moves and blows that are specific to Martial Arts normally in a Professional Wrestling match the wrestlers use wrestling moves, maneuvers, and holds, and often the Martial Arts moves, maneuvers, and holds, are not allowed under the rules in Wrestling. However the final decision on what is, or is not, allowed in our match lands with the Referee who will be assigned to our match.

Bea pauses her comments for a moment to grab a drink. She quickly runs into the Kitchen area of the hotel room then she returns to the couch with a Classic Coke can in her hand.

Bea:  Song. . .I see your information states you are from China. Did you know that I am originally from the Philippines but I immigrated to the United States when me and Bill got married. All over the world there seems to be a lot of Asian hate especially against Asians from the Philippines. I assume the hatred comes from the fact that most people from the Philippines, especially the Filipinas, are beautiful, intelligent, and extremely well educated. Taking note of the feuds that the Philippines has had with China, especially the dispute with China when they came over and claimed ownership of an island off the coast of the Philippines that has been a long-standing property belonging to the Philippines, that gives me the impression you are probably one of those who are jealous of me and hate me because I am beautiful, intelligent, and a great wrestler. To bad it has to be like that. All your jealousy is going to get you is to be defeated by me.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  Oh, Song, I know you cannot help but be jealous of me. I am beautiful. I am extremely intelligent and I carry a 130 I.Q. which is Genius level. I don’t know if you watched wrestling matches from Sin City Wrestling around the time I started wrestling here, which was January 2020, but if you did watch then you know what I accomplished. If you did not watch then I will tell you what I did to the majority of my opponents. I made many of my opponents submit to my submission holds. There was one wrestler, but I will not glorify her by stating her name, lost to me five times and four of those were by submission. If you think I cannot do that to you then you just damn sure are not thinking.

Bea snarls into the camera.

Bea:  There is one nice thing that came out of China. . .NO NOT YOU SONG. . .and that item is fine bone China in the form of plates and other items. So, Song, you may think you are high and mighty and of superb quality as with the items made of bone China. Let me tell you that although bone China items are nice looking they are also extremely fragile. Say you are setting your table with bone China dishes and one of the dishes slips out of your hand and lands on the floor it will easily break into so many pieced that you are not able to put them back together again. That description I just gave you is what I am going to do to you Song. I will slam dunk you and you will break like fragile bone China.

Bea:  There is no grabbing a glue bottle and trying to blue the pieces back together. All you can do with broken bone China, and a broke Song the wrestler, is to grab a dustpan and a broom, sweep up the broken pieces, and throw them into the trash. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

Bea takes time to recover from her loud laughing.

Bea:  Song if you think you can intimidate me and make me back down you are wrong. There is a song by Tom Petty titled I WON’T BACK DOWN and that song applies to me and my wrestling as I never back down from my opponents. The lyrics go WELL I WON’T BACK DOWN. NO I WON’T BACK DOWN. YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL. BUT I WON’T BACK DOWN. And since I am on the subject of music let me give you another comparison. One of the worst singers in the history of the world is, without a doubt, Yoko Ono. Nobody can stand to listen to her horrible screeching and mumbling for more than five seconds. Well, Song, when I am beating you down and making you submit to me you will be making horrible noises that will equal the horrible singing of Yoko Ono.

Bea laughs loudly again.

Bea:  I hope you give me your best in our match Song. I would hate for you to lose to me and they claim that my win was a fluke because you did not try very well against me. Please enjoy yourself leading up to our match because there will be no enjoyment for you after I soundly defeat and destroy you.

Bea tells the camera person she is done with her comments for her upcoming match and the camera person cuts their feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / FACING A MULTIPLE CHAMPION

« on: August 23, 2024, 07:55:23 PM »

FACING A MULTIPLE CHAMPION

Narrator:  Although Felix THE CAT Hernandez is currently at one win, two losses, and no draws, in Sin City Wrestling he does have a successful wrestling history in another Wrestling Federation. At Climax Control 402 Felix faces off against an accomplished wrestler by the name of Kris Ryans. With that said I turn you over to Felix Hernandez.

When the scene shifts we see Felix Hernandez is in the venue where the wrestling ring is set up for the wrestling matches. We can see the wrestling ring set up off to the side of where Felix is standing and we also notice he is holding his Stainless-Steel Briefcase, which he calls the Magic Bag Of Tricks, in his hand. We also notice that Bea Barnhart, who is a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, but she also serves as the Manager for both Bill Barnhart and Felix Hernandez, standing next to Felix. When Felix is informed by the camera person that they are live broadcasting Felix faces the camera to present his comments.

Felix:  I wish to thank the viewers for tuning in today to see what I have to say about my next wrestling match, which is at Climax Control 402, and my match is against Kris Ryans. Standing next to me is Bea Barnhart who is not only a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling she is also the wife of Bill Barnhart and she serves as Bill’s Manager and as my Manager.

Bea:  I know there is a lot of behind-my-back talking going on from both the male and female wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling concerning my duties serving as the Manager for Bill and Felix. Well you can talk all the crap you want but the bottom line is that I am a licensed Manager for Bill and Felix. I have the legal right to be at ringside during their matches to ensure their matches are called fairly and that none of their opponents violate the rules or hire interference in their matches to get cheap win over Felix or Bill.

Felix and Bea walk over to where the wrestling ring is set up. They stop in front of the ring half way between two of the ring posts.

Felix:  As I have told everyone many times when the entity that resides in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase, that I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks after the cartoon character Felix The Cat, took up residence in the briefcase it took total control of the briefcase. My keys can no longer unlock the locks to open the briefcase. I am unable to force the briefcase open due to the entity inside having total control of the briefcase. When the entity in control of the briefcase wants the briefcase to open then the briefcase will open. If the entity in control of the briefcase doesn’t want the briefcase to open then not even a crowbar or a stick of dynamite can get the briefcase open.

Bea:  During matches where Felix Hernadez is wrestling I will have possession of the briefcase to keep it close to me in the location where I am serving as the Manager for Felix. If there is a need for the entity in control of the briefcase decides to come out and do something then I am stepping back and letting the entity do their thing.

Felix:  Wise move there Bea. You do not want to get between the entity and their target.

Bea:  Maybe we have talked enough about the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase for now. I feel we should start presenting comments concerning your match against Kris Ryans.

Felix:  I agree with you Bea.

Felix picks up the briefcase and places it on the ring apron behind where they are standing. Felix then returns to looking into the camera with Bea by his side.

Felix:  So I am facing Kris Ryans at Climax Control 402 on August 25, 2024. I am sure most of you watching want to know how I feel going into a match against Kris Ryans. I feel great that’s how I feel. Now your next question is why I am feeling great facing Kris Ryans when he is a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  Felix you are a multiple Champion when you worked with Bill in Asylum Wrestling Alliance so you two are even on performance and achievements.

Felix:  From what I have been able to find in the archives about Kris Ryans is that Kris was a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling. I believe Kris held the Heavyweight Championship and the Roulette Championship twice and the Mixed Tag Team Championship once. Unless I missed something that is the history I was able to locate on Kris.

Bea:  Although you did not hold that many Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance you did hold most of the Championships so there really isn’t a lot of difference between you and Kris in the performance category.

Felix:  I had to do some searching since Kris Ryans has been off the active Roster for a long time but I was able to come up with a bit of information on him. The last bit of information I was able to find is that Kris is around 6 feet tall as I am and his last known listed weight in Sin City Wrestling was around 185 pounds. I am listed on the Roster at 6 feet tall and 165 pounds. So there is no height advantage for either of us and the 20 pounds or so of weight that Kris carries over what I carry is not enough to give him an advantage. Bea are you ready for our demonstration to the viewers concerning the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase?

Bea:  As ready as I will ever be Felix.

Felix moves the briefcase from the ring apron and he places it on the arena floor. He then searches around under the ring and he finds a hammer, a crowbar, and a steel pipe and he brings them out and places them next to the briefcase.

Felix:  Bea I have mentioned numerous times that there is an entity that resides in the briefcase and that I do not control the entity and the entity has fixed it that nobody can open the briefcase unless the entity opens it. On the opposite end of that is that nobody can close the briefcase unless the entity closes it. Let the demonstration begin!

Felix and Bea stare at the Stainless-Steel Magic Bag Of Tricks briefcase on the arena floor. Felix picks up the hammer and he whacks the briefcase in an attempt to force it open. No matter where on the briefcase Felix slams the hammer the briefcase will not open. Felix then picks up the steel pipe and again he begins to whack and briefcase but it will not open. Bea then picks up the crowbar and she slams the crowbar onto the briefcase on the top, sides, and even where the locks are located, but the briefcase will not open. After the two get tired from trying to open the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase they look into the camera and shrug their shoulders. Felix looks down at the briefcase then he talks to the entity that controls the briefcase.

Felix:  I want everyone to know that, as you can see, the entity inside the briefcase has control of everything. I will now politely ask the entity to show to the world that they are in control of the briefcase instead of me being in control of it. To the Entity in the briefcase please open the briefcase and show everyone what is currently inside the briefcase.

The entity that controls the briefcase opens the briefcase and we see inside the briefcase brass knuckles, a dog collar, and a stun gun.

Felix:  To the Entity in the briefcase would you please close the briefcase and then quickly open it again to show everyone how quickly you can change the items inside the briefcase.

The entity that controls the briefcase closes the briefcase and then in less than 10 seconds the entity that controls the briefcase opens the briefcase again. This time we are shocked that even that quickly the items within the briefcase have been changed by the entity that controls the briefcase. This time we see a pair of handcuffs, a steel chain of about 6 feet in total length, and a spray can of mace.

Felix:  Everyone saw how quickly the entity that controls the briefcase can change the contents of the briefcase to suit the situation at hand. So, therefore, I don’t want to hear the fans, the other wrestlers, Referees, other Managers, or anyone else, claim that I am cheating, or that Bea is cheating, when neither of us can open or close the briefcase, or remove or add things inside the briefcase, and that we are simply at the mercy of the entity that controls the briefcase.

Bea:  So, Felix, what does that mean for your opponents including your next opponent Kris Ryans?

Felix:  A win for me and a loss for Kris.

Bea:  Well that sure was a short and to-the-point answer Felix.

Felix and Bea burst out in loud laughter. After they recover from their laughter they continue with their presentation.

Felix:  Well, Kris, what the hell are you thinking right now? Are you thinking that I am crazy, insane, or just outright stupid? Think what you want but I know that I am in my right mind. While I was researching your history in Sin City Wrestling where I found out you held Championships numerous times I also found other information that, most likely, you were trying to keep hidden. Information such as the fact that you suffered an injury, I believe to your knee or leg, and that is when you went from being an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling to your retirement from active wrestling.

Bea:  I didn’t know about that injury Felix.

Felix:  Now you know Bea. So, Kris, do you believe you can come out of retirement, a retirement you were forced to take due to an injury, and take me on and defeat me? Everyone is entitled to their opinions and I guess your opinion is that you, being damaged goods, can easily take out me who is in full 100 percent capacity to enter the wrestling ring and defeat you.

Bea:  Go, Felix, Go!

Felix:  Kris you need to be aware of something before you make your entrance for our match at Climax Control 402. I am entering our match at 100 percent capacity. You are entering our match at an unknown capacity. I am quick. . .I am aggressive. . .I am intelligent. . .and I am a talented wrestler. If you come into this match against me and manage to get a legal win I will be the first person to shake your hand and congratulate you on your win. However, Kris, I have no intention of losing this match to you. So when I win I hope you will show the same respect for my win and shake my hand and congratulate me on my victory over you. See you shortly in the wrestling ring. Enjoy your freedom you have now, Kris, as I plan on taking your freedom away from you in our match.

Felix is about to tell the camera person that he is done with his comments but he stops and looks back into the camera.

Felix:  Kris something just came to my mind and I feel it relates to you. It is pathetic when a wrestler who had to stop wrestling due to an injury tries to make a comeback only to fail miserably. To be honest the only thing I can think of that is more pathetic than a wrestler who had to stop wrestling due to an injury and then failing on their comeback to wrestling is watching Erik Estrada performing in a Spanish Telenovela and him trying to speak Spanish. Good luck in our match Kris. You can obtain all the four-leaf clovers and other good luck charms but they will not help you get a win over me.

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments and that the camera person can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell him to cut his camera feed then they will return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. The camera person cuts their feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / THE ADVANTAGE GOES TO THE BARNHARTS

« on: August 16, 2024, 09:32:59 AM »

THE ADVANTAGE GOES TO THE BARNHARTS

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air to give my lead-in comments for the Mixed Tag Team match that Bill and Bea have against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway. Bea is just as pumped up as Bill is to have chance to earn a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Champions on September 1, 2024, in Brussels, Belgium. With that I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

The scene shifts to the hotel room Bill and Bea Barnhart are staying in while in Tokyo, Japan, for Climax Control 401. Bill finished his match comments and now it is Bea’s turn as Bill goes out of camera view and Bea takes a seat in front of the camera.

MATCH COMMENTS FROM BEA BARNHART

Bea:  I will not go into all the statistics that Bill already presented as that would be redundant. I will, however, remind Alexandra Calaway that we’ve had four matches against each other and both of us won two matches. We are in a tie with wins over each other and at Climax Control 401 I break the tie with Alexandra as our team is going to win the match.

Bea pulls up a can of Coke and takes a drink.

Bea:  So, Alexandra, how in the hell does it feel knowing that your Mixed Tag Team partner had three matches against Bill and lost all three of them. Can you honestly come into our Mixed Tag Team match and expect that Miles is going to be able to carry the match and help your team get a win? Wouldn’t that be like expecting a Dachshund dog to dive into a torrent of waters from a flood and be able to save the life of a huge dog who is getting swept away by the floor waters? The Dachshund wouldn’t have a chance in Hell of being able to rescue the huge dog. Yes, Alexandra, I really did equate your tag team partner to that of a Dachshund dog trying to save a huge dog in a flood. While you are drowning in the beat-down I put upon you in our match you will be expecting that Miles might be able to rush in and save your team from a loss. There’s nothing wrong with someone, you by the way, expecting that your pathetic tag team partner can save your team from losing to me and Bill, but you really need to grasp reality because you know you can never defeat me and Bill in this Mixed Tag Team match.

Bea takes another drink of Coke and due to the carbonation Bea lets out a huge burp.

Bea:  Alexandra since you are a coward and I know you will not tell the viewers the truth I take the liberty of telling the viewers the truth. Alexandra do you honestly believe you can get the win over me in our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match? Do you? You can “think” you will get the win if you want but even you know the reality is that you cannot get the win over me and Bill in this match. Alexandra we had four matches against each other and I won two of those four matches. Have you presented to the viewers how you lost those two matches to me? You lost both of those matches to me by submission. There! Now the viewers have the truth. Deal with the truth Alexandra.

Bea drinks the remaining Coke then she tossed the can into the trash can.

Bea:  Alexandra I have a few things to ask you and a few things to tell you. First I would like to know if you are familiar with the game WHACK-A-MOLE where you are given a mallet and every time a Mole pops out of their hole you whack them in the head with the mallet. Fun stuff Alexandra. Not to put stuff into perspective you and Miles are the Moles in the holes and me and Bill are the players who are holding the mallets and whack you two in the head when you pop up out of the holes. WHACK!!!  CRASH!!! CRUNCH!!!  Hope you two enjoy popping you head up out of the holes only to have me and Bill whack you over the head with a mallet and give you a headache!

Bea bursts out in loud laughter.

Bea:  Alexandra everyone including you and Miles have been told by me that I have two wins over you and both were by submission. Everyone including you have also been told that you have two wins over me. We are even at two wins against each other. On the Male side of our match Bill has two wins over Miles and Miles has no wins over Bill. Now, Alexandra, that means that Bill has an overwhelming advantage over Miles and you have an equal chance against me. What do you think I will do in our match to ensure that Bill’s advantage is used to our advantage? When you are the wrestler on the outside of the ring the only LEGAL way you can get into the match is for your partner to tag you into the match. What do you think me and Bill are going to do Alexandra? All we need to do is keep you from legally getting tagged into the match and all we need to do is keep Miles from being able to tag you into the match. It is that simple Alexandra. We keep Miles, the wrestler who lost twice to Bill, in the ring and the match is easily won by us. Try to get out of that situation Alexandra.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  Alexandra there is something you two are just not understanding. Me and Bill are going to beat you two down so hard you may retire from wrestling. There is nothing like beating down opponents when they are up and beating them down some more when they are down. Don Henley stated it best in his song DIRTY LAUNDRY. Let me remind you what the lyrics state.

Bea motions to the camera person to inform the Network that they need to put the words from the song DIRTY LAUNDRY by Don Henley. They quickly put the lyrics on the screen and we read the lyrics.

KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM ALL AROUND

After the lyrics from DIRTY LAUNDRY by Don Henley has been up long enough for everyone to read Bea closes her comments for today.

Bea:  Not only will me and Bill beat you down when you are up. . .we will beat you down when you more when you are down. . .and this cycle will repeat and repeat and repeat until one, or both of you, submit int he match and me and Bill walk away the winners of our match and with a contract to face the Mixed Tag Team Champions for the Mixed Tag Team Championship.

After Bea finishes her comments the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / ME AND BEA HAVE THE ADVANTAGE IN OUR MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

« on: August 16, 2024, 09:20:45 AM »

ME AND BEA HAVE THE ADVANTAGE IN OUR MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

Narrator:  Bill and Bea Barnhart have the advantage in their Mixed Tag Team Match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway with the winner obtaining a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship on September 1, 2024, Brussels, Belgium. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

OPENING COMMENTS – BILL HAS A VIDEO CALL WITH FELIX HERNANDE

When the scene changes to a shot of Bill Barnhart we see Bill in the hotel room that he and Bea are staying in near the Ariake Arena in Tokyo, Japan, as the assigned camera person is already set up and they are broadcasting Bill’s comments for the Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 401. After Bill finishes with his comments he will go off-camera and Bea will come on-camera to present her comments on their Mixed Tag Team match. Bill looks into the camera and flashes a smile to the viewers.

Bill:  Before I launch into comments concerning the Mixed Tag Team match where myself and Bea take on the Mixed Tag Team of Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 401 I will have a video call with our friend and fellow Sin City Wrestling wrestler Felix Hernandez. Felix did not travel to Tokyo, Japan, with us as he had something to take care of in Athens, Georgia. Felix said he will be at the next Sin City Wrestling event.

Bill opens his laptop computer and he logs into Zoom to have a video call with Felix Hernandez. It takes a bit of time for the connection to be fully active but the video call is live.

Bill:  Hi Felix! How are things in Athens, Georgia?

Felix:  Hot and humid and the damn Cicadas are buzzing so loud, both day and night, that a person can’t even hear themself think. Oh well before Summer came around we were told that this year was going to be a bumper crop of Cicadas coming out and mating so there’s nothing we can do about them except to wait until mating season is over and they did off.

Bill:  Were you able to stop by our house to check on Iris and to make sure our friend and neighbor, Andrew, was there taking care of Iris?

Felix:  Yes I did. Andrew is doing fine and I know he loves taking care of Iris. When Iris saw me she got so excited that she squatted down and peed on the carpet in your living room. I told Andrew that I will pay for him to have a carpet cleaning service clean the carpet.

Bill:  Yep! That’s Iris when she gets excited! You didn’t have to pay to have the carpet cleaned. It wasn’t your fault Iris got over-excited and peed on the carpet. Have you seen the Card for Climax Control 401 yet?

Felix:  Yes I did and I see you and Bea are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway with the winner getting a hot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship on September 1, 2024. I wish you and Bea the best of luck.

Bill:  There is no luck involved in me and Bea winning this match. It is time for me to end this video call with you so I can present my official comments for that match to everyone watching. Please turn on your television and listen to my comments, and the comments Bea makes, and it will clear to you, and everyone else watching, why me and Bea are going to win this match and earn a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship.

Bill and Felix end their Zoom video call and he returns to focusing into the camera to address the viewers and both Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway concerning their upcoming match.

WHAT IS THE TAG TEAM RECORS FOR BILL AND BEA?

Bill pulls out a sheet of paper and he begins reading from it.

Bill:  I will start comments on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway by presenting the Tag Team records for myself and Bea. I am currently 8 wins, 18 losses, and zero draws in Tag Team matches. Bea is currently 4 wins, 15 losses, and zero draws in Tag Team matches. The reason I have more Tag Team matches than Bea is that Bea became an active wrestler after I had already served in Sin City Wrestling for many years. The information I just gave you concerning the Tag Team records of myself and Bea is for ALL Tag Team matches both myself and Bea have been involved in so please understand those are the records for myself in Bes in ALL Tag Team matches.

HOW HAVE ME AND BEA FARED AGAINST MILES KASEY AND ALEXANDRA CALAWAY?

Bill:  Bea’s win-loss record against Alexandra Calaway is 2 wins and 2 loses and no draws. My win-loss record against Miles Kasey is 3 wins, no losses, and no draws. That means Bea is 50-50 percent against Alexandra while I am 100 percent to zero percent in wins over Miles. So when you combine the wins and losses Bea has against Alexandra to my wins and losses against Miles it comes to a combined 5-2-0 record. That means our team has a winning percentage of 71 percent.

Bill laughs loudly before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  Oh, man, what wrestler who is involved in a Singles match, Tag Team match, or a Mixed Tag Team match, wouldn’t be overjoyed to have a 72 percent chance of winning this match? Did you get that clearly? OUR TEAM HAS A 72 PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNING OVER MILES KASEY AND ALEXANDRA CALAWAY!!! On their side of this match Milex and Alexandra have 28 percent chance of winning but they do have a 72 percent chance of losing. I sure do love being on our side in this match.

HOW CONFIDENT AM I AND BEA GOING INTO THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Please grab a snack and a drink and sit back and relax while I inform you on how confident me and Bea are going into our Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway. Have you ever played the card came of Poker? There are only so many combinations you can get to make a hand that might win you a bet. The concept in a Poker game is to obtain what you believe is the best hand that others cannot defeat and then you bet all you have and walk away the rich winner. The highest hand in the game of Poker is the Royal Flush.

Bill pulls out the cards that represent a Royal Flush and he holds the cards up to the camera where they give the viewers of the winning Royal Flush hand.

Bill:  Well boys and girls, men and women, Miles and Alexandra, me and Bea are positive that what we bring to this match is the equivalent of holding a Royal Flush in a Poker game. You two can try to discard cards and get other cards to replace the ones you tosses away but it it will never be enough for you two to overcome our Royal Flush. Me and Bea are so confident we are going to win that we will bet all we’ve got and you would not be able to match our bet. The only two options at that point is to concede the game to us or we bankrupt you. Choose wisely. . .but it honestly doesn’t matter because no matter what you two do. . .you will lose to me and Bea.

Bill grins a huge grin into the camera.

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Supercard Archives / Re: JUSTIN SMITH v FELIX THE CAT HERNANDEZ

« on: August 02, 2024, 05:00:45 AM »

JUSTIN SMITH IS GOING DOWN

The scene shifts to a shot of Felix Hernandez on the Princess Cruise Ship. Felix is walking around the decks while the assigned camera person keeps focused on him. We notice that he is carrying his Stainless-Steel Briefcase he affectionately called his Magic Bag Of Tricks. We can tell that the women on the Princess Cruise Ship are interested in Felix, Well who wouldn’t be when you consider he is handsome.

Felix:  It is nice to walk about the decks of the Princess Cruise Ship. I mean, think about it, I am a handsome man, and a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, so that makes the women want me and the men hate me. Whatever they want to do to waste their lives is their business. The haters can hate all they want but their hate does not bother me as I am much better than they are.

As Felix is continuing walking along the decks several women rush up to him and they want to touch him, hug him, and kiss him while some of the others are trying to touch his Stainless-Steel Briefcase. Felix politely asks them to back off a bit.

Felix:  Ladies. . .please...there is enough of me to go around so there is no need to pushing and shoving. And although I enjoy your hugs and kisses the fact remains that you are snubbing your boyfriends and husbands for me. Then again I cannot blame you want wanting me over them.

Felix stops walking along the decks and he allows the woman a few minutes to touch him, hug him, and kiss him, but he flatly states they have to keep away from touching his Stainless-Steel Briefcase, then he asks them to control themselves and back off for a bit because he is airing comments for his upcoming match against Justin Smith at Summer XXXTreme XII.

Felix:  Well, Justin, why are you being so quiet that we can hear a pin drop? What is the problem Justin? Why the silence? Does the cat got your tongue? Ha ha ha! Did you get that play on words Justin? Does the CAT got your tongue? It would appear that me, Felix THE CAT Hernandez has your tongue tied.

Felix turns a corner and begins to do a turn so that he can return to his room on board the Princess Cruise Ship.

Felix:  Justin I want to state, for the benefit of everyone watching my comments, that I do not honestly expect to start getting shots at Championships in Sin City Wrestling due to defeating you at Summer XXXTreme XII. This upcoming win will give me a record of 1-2-0 so I need to continue to do the matches assigned to me and continue to obtain wins. Then you, and everyone else, will see me getting assigned to matches to challenge for Championships and at that time I will amaze and shock you on what I will accomplish.

Felix turns another corner and he starts to head back to the deck where his room is located.

Felix:  To the believers I thank you for your support. For the disbelievers to hell with you and your doubts. And, Justin, in closing, please remember that the beatdown I will deliver upon you at Summer XXXTreme XII is nothing personal. Just a business transaction. Thanks for joining me today.

As Felix begins to walk down a staircase to return to his room he informs the camera person not to follow him as he does not want people to know where his room is located. The camera person thanks Felix for allowing them to follow him and air his comments then they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: ALEXANDER RAVEN (c) vs EDDIE LYONS vs BILL BARNHART vs AIDEN REYNOLDS - Roulette

« on: July 25, 2024, 08:18:11 AM »

I WILL BECOME A THREE TIME ROULETTE CHAMPION AT SUMMER XXXTREME XII

Narrator:  Bill and Bea Barnhart had an extremely interesting match at Climax Control 400 against Despayre and Candy in a Candyland Hardcore Rules Match. Bill and Bea lost the match but both are happy they had a good performance. Now Bill Barnhart is assigned to the Roulette Championship Match at Summer XXXTREME XII on the Princess Cruise Ship. He will be facing the current Roulette Champion, Alexander Raven, and also Eddye Lyons and Aiden Reynolds. Bill told me that after his video interview with Anthony Amey who is the Sports Broadcaster for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia, he will directly address Alexander Raven, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds.

VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH BILL BARNHART BY ANTHONY AMEY THE SPORTS BROADCASTER AT WSB-TV CHANNEL 2 IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA

The scene opens and we get a shot of Anthony Amen in the Sports Broadcast Studio at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia, and we also get a shot of Bill Barnhart but we are not given the information of where Bill is broadcasting from.

Anthony Amey:  Congratulations on earning a spot in the Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII. With you being a two-time Roulette Champion I am looking forward to you winning the Roulette Championship for your third time.

Bill:  Me too Anthony. I want to prove to everyone that I still have what it takes to be the Roulette Champion.

Anthony Amey:  Do you have a history against Alexander Raven, Eddie Lyons, or Aiden Reynolds?

Bill:  I will go into specific detail of my history against those three wrestlers when I do a detailed presentation for the upcoming Roulette Championship match so for now, for the benefit of you and your viewers, overall against Alexander Raven, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds I am 3 wins, 5 losses, and no draws. Sorry to run off on you Anthony but I have some items to take care of and I have to arrange for a camera crew to come to my location so I can broadcast my specific comments for my match. Thanks for inviting me on your broadcast Anthony.

Anthony Amey:  The pleasure is always mine to interview you and Bea and soon I also had an interview with Felix Hernandez on my broadcast.

After Anthony Amey’s closing comments the broadcast ends and our television goes dark.

We take a break since Bill had to stop broadcasting to get to the location where he will present his specific comments for his upcoming Roulette Championship Match at Summer XXXTreme XII.

I WILL BECOME A THREE-TIME ROULETTE CHAMPION AT SUMMER XXXTREME XII

When the scene comes on our screen we see Bill Barnhart standing on the dock at the World Cruise Center at the Port of Los Angeles which is located in San Pedro, California. This Cruise Ship port is located approximately 20 miles South of Los Angeles. Bill is smartly dressed in black slacks, a really sharp looking pink Polo shirt, and he is wearing matching pink dress shoes. We also notice that Bill is holding a binder with papers inside so we assume it contains information he will be presenting during this air time. When the camera person informs Bill they are live broadcasting Bill begins his comments.

Bill:  Thanks to everyone for joining me today. I have much information to present so I ask that you pay attention so that later down the way you will not claim that you were not informed.

Bill opens the binder and he begins presenting the information contained in it.

Bill:  The first thing I wish to present are the reasons I will become a three-time Roulette Champion at Summer XXXTreme XII. My history as Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling is that I held the Roulette Champion twice. My first reign as Roulette Champion was earned on October 3, 2021 and I then lost the Roulette Championship on April 3, 2022, for a reign of 6 months. My second reign as Roulette Champion was earned on October 30, 2022 and then I lost the Roulette Champion on January 15, 2023 for a reign of three months. My two reigns as Roulette Champion totals nine months. Now at Summer XXXTreme XII I will become a three time Roulette Champion and I plan on successfully defending it for a very long time.

Bill flashes two thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  So how long have my three opponents in the Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII held the Roulette Championship? Alexander Raven has held the Roulette Championship twice for a total of 5 months. Eddie Lyons has held the Roulette Championship once for a total of five months. And, finally, Aiden Reynolds held the Roulette Championship once for a total of 2 weeks. Did you get that? Aiden held the Roulette Championship for a mere TWO weeks!

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  Do any of you honestly think I am NOT confident going into the Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII when I held the Roulette Championship longer than Alexander Raven has. . .longer than Eddie Lyons has...and a hell of a lot longer than Aiden Reynolds has? If you think I am running scared then you are morons! I am not in this Roulette Championship match to roll over and play dead. I am in this Roulette Championship match to kick ass and walk away from the match as the newly crowned Roulette Champion for my third Roulette Championship reign.

Bill flips through the binder to read information from another page in the binder.

Bill:  I want to present additional information for the benefit of everyone watching my presentation. That additional information gives you the history of my matches against Alexander Raven, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds. I have done six matches against Alexander Raven and I am 2 wins and 4 losses against him. I have done two matches with Eddie Lyons and I am 1 win and 1 loss against him. I have not yet had a match against Aiden Reynolds but after I win the Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII I will be 1-0 against Aiden and he will be 0-1 against me.

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IN THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT SUMMER XXXTREME XII IS. . .

Bill:  I am sure most of you want to know what the BOTTOM LINE is in our Roulette Championship match is at Summer XXXTreme XII and that is a good question. I have defeated Alexander Raven before. I have defeated Eddie Lyons before. And I will defeat Aiden Reynolds in this match.

Bill grins into the camera.

Bill:  This type of match, which is an Ultimate X over the pool match, for the Roulette Championship, is not about wrestling abilities. This match is not about how many times you can body slam your opponent. This match is all about which wrestler will be the first to climb the structure to take possession of the Roulette Championship Belt. Also if any wrestler is climbing the structure and loses their grip, or their footing, and fall into the pool they are eliminated from the match.

Bill gives a deep stern look into the camera.

Bill:  I plan on quickly climbing up the structure and taking possession of the Roulette Championship Belt. If anyone gets close to me while I am climbing up the structure I will knock them so hard they will fall into the pool and be eliminated. If anyone thinks I am in this match to play nice then you are dead wrong in your assumption. I am in this match to win the Roulette Championship for my third time and nobody is going to stop me from obtaining the Roulette Championship for a third time. Not Alexander Raven. . .not Eddie Lyons. . .and for damn sure not Aiden Reynolds. Just deal with my win for the Roulette Championship because you have no choice but to deal with my win!

Bill appears that he is about to end the broadcast of his comments on his upcoming match but instead of doing that he looks deeply into the camera and continues commenting.

Bill:  Alexander, Eddie, Aiden, I will not only beat you down figuratively. . .I will not only beat you down verbally. . .and I will not only beat you down literally. . .I will add to those concepts of the beat down I will give to you three that, after I earn the Roulette Championship, I will leap off the structure that is over the pool and I will land in the pool and make a literal huge splash when I hit the water in the pool. If you think I am joking. . .if you think I am not capable of doing what I say I will do. . .and if any of you think that you will walk away as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Roulette Championship...you are flat out WRONG!!!

Bill informs the camera person that he is finished with his comments and that they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to let them know Bill is done with his comments and the Network cuts the feed to the camera and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: JUSTIN SMITH v FELIX THE CAT HERNANDEZ

« on: July 24, 2024, 08:58:44 AM »

GOING TO REDEEM MYSELF AFTER TAKING TWO LOSSES

Narrator:  I had a talk with Felix Hernandez before I went live with my introduction comments. Trust me that Felix is fired up and he is going to get a win over Justin Smith and start moving up in the rankings.

The scene shifts to a shot of Felix Hernandez. We are not sure where he is located as we do not recognize the background but maybe he will tell us where he is located.

FELIX HERNANDEZ DOES AN INTERVIEW WITH ANTHONY AMEY WHO IS THE SPORTS ANCHOR AT WSB-TV CHANNEL TWO IN ATLANTA

We get a shot of Anthony Amey who is the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta.

Anthony Amey:  Thank you for tuning in for my interview with Sin City Wrestling’s Felix THE CAT Hernandez. Welcome to my broadcast and would you inform the viewers where you are located while we are conducting this interview?

Felix:  I am on the Princess Cruise Ship. I am not going to state specifically where I am located but I am on board the Cruise ship.

Anthony Amey:  Oh, come on Felix, at least give us a general idea where you are located on the Cruise Ship. Giving a general location will ensure you will not be bothered by people who want to shake your hand or talk with you.

Felix:  I can do that Anthony. I am in my room on the Cruise Ship. Since there are many rooms, and many different deck levels where rooms are located, I am sure nobody will figure out where I am located so that they can bother me.

Anthony Amey:  I feel bad that you had two matches since arriving in Sin City Wrestling and you lost both of them. Starting out 0-2 in a new Wrestling Federation is not the best feeling for a wrestler. How are you feeling about starting out in Sin City Wrestling at 0-2?

Felix:  I had a Triple Threat match against Aiden Reynolds and Justin Smith where Aiden Reynolds won. Prior to that match I had a match against Jack Daniels and lost. Currently I am 0-2 in Sin City Wrestling but I am going to redeem myself by soundly defeating Justin Smith and then I will start getting assigned to more interesting matches and then get sent to challenge for Championships.

Anthony Amey:  That is a great positive attitude Felix. Before I move on to questions from the fans in Georgia, since you live in Athens, Georgia, are you still perplexed at what happened during the Mixed Tag Team match where your friends, Bill and Bea Barnhart lost to Despayre and Candy?

Felix:  Everyone wins matches and everyone loses matches and that applies to everyone. Despayre is known to be an extremely talented wrestler and his team pulled off the win. The only thing that has my head spinning is the magical nature of Angel the Teddy Bear. I am still not sure if when Angel threw Bill Barnhart down if that really happened or if everyone was having a mass hallucination. Oh well. . .that match is done and in the record books so we all have to look forward.

Anthony Amey:  I have three questions from the fans. The first question is if you have lived in Athens, Georgia, for some time or did you move to Georgia when you found out Bill and Bea Barnhart lived in Lawrenceville which is half way between Athens where you live and the City of Atlanta.

Felix:  Way back when Asylum Wrestling Alliance was active I worked in that Wrestling Federation with Bill Barnhart. I lived in Athens, Georgia at that time and after Asylum Wrestling Alliance closed up the Federation I returned home to Athens, Georgia. When Bill and Bea asked me to join with Sin City Wrestling I decided to join and here I am.

Anthony Amey:  The second question is if you feel bad that you lost in your first two matches in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix:  I have been semi-retired from wrestling after Asylum Wrestling Alliance closed. I kept in shape by working out at the Gym and participating in other sports for general activity and enjoyment. I knew coming in to Sin City Wrestling that they had some of the best talent in the wrestling world. Losing my first two matches, with one being a Singles match and the other a Triple Threat happened and that is why I am picking up my pace as I want to get to the point where Sin City Management will send me to challenge for Championships.

Anthony Amey:  The last question asks if you plan on creating a Mixed Tag Team with Bea since she is already a Mixed Tag Team with Bill.

Felix:  I respect Bill and Bea Barnhart immensely. I don’t feel it would be a correct move to have Bill and Bea as an already established Mixed Tag Team and then I were to also team with Bea as a Mixed Tag Team. So if I do get the urge to enter into a Mixed Tag Team deal then I would team with someone other than Bea so there are no conflicts.

Anthony Amey:  Thanks for your time Felix. I wish you the best in your match against Justin Smith and in all your future matches in Sin City Wrestling.

After Anthony Amey delivers his final comments the camera feed from his Sports studio at WSB-TV Challen 2 is cut and our screen flickers for a moment before the broadcast from the Cruise Ship is sent to replace the feed from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta. We are again looking at a camera shot of Felix THE CAT Hernandez.

Felix:  Justin if you think being 4 inches taller than me and 85 pounds heavier is going to get you the victory over me you are mistaken, sadly mistaken, and you will lose to me. I do not need interference to get a win over you. I do not need special favors from the entity that controls my Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase to get a win over you. All I need is the combination of my intelligence and wrestling abilities to get the win over you. You have been told. . .you have been warned. . .so when I easily defeat you please do not run around complaining and crying about your loss to me.

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the scene goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / MIXED TAG TEAM CANDYLAND MATCH

« on: July 18, 2024, 12:27:08 PM »

SCW 139 MIXED TAG TEAM CANDYLAND MATCH

MIXED TAG TEAM CANDYLAND MATCH

Narrator:Bill Barnhart has a rather interesting match at Climax Control 400. He and Bea are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Despayre and Candy in a CANDYLAND MATCH. This should prove to be an extremely interesting, and possibly amusing, match. With that comment I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator to a camera shot of Bill Barnhart, along with his friend and fellow wrestler, Felix Hernandez, inside the Kia Forum in Inglewood, California, and they are having a meal at Carney’s restaurant. Carney’s is very well known for serving the best hamburgers and hot dogs in the State of California. The assigned camera person informs Bill and Felix that they are live broadcasting at this time.

GENERAL COMMENTS

Bill:  I’m happy that Sin City Wrestling sent a camera person to where I am located rather than me having to search all around the Kia Forum to try to find out where the assigned camera person is. As you can see I am in Carney’s restaurant in the Kia Forum along with my long-time friend, and fellow wrestler, Felix THE CAT Hernandez.

Felix:  Hi to all our fans watching this broadcast. Although I do not have a wrestling match at Climax Control 400 I am on tour with Sin City Wrestling and I am providing my support to Bill and Bea on their upcoming Candyland Match against Candy and Despayre.

Bill and Felix eat some of their food before continuing with their comments.

Felix:  What is your history against Despayre and what is Bea’s history against Candy?

Bill:  There have been matches between us but it was far back in history so I don’t recall most of what took place. I can tell you this, Felix, that Despayre is one of the most unique, talented, and unpredictable wrestlers to ever grace a wrestling ring. Plainly stated he is an amazing wrestler.

Felix:  I have heard talk and rumors about him but I wasn’t sure what I heard was true so I felt I should ask you directly. By the way I hear rumors that Despayre has a Teddy Bear named Angel and that Angel is classified as mystical and magical. What can you tell me about Angel?

Bill:  You heard correctly. Although Angel is a Teddy Bear it is like he is a mystery creature with magical powers. Do you remember when you and me and Bea were walking the hallway at a wrestling event and I told you and Bea that I saw Angel the Teddy Bear sitting on a chair in the hallway? Do you remember that I had the three of us stop and I asked you and Bea to see if you saw someone or something sitting on the chair?

Felix:  Hard for me to forget that situation. I didn’t see anyone or any thing. Apparently Angel the Teddy Bear left a deep imprint in your mind.

Bill:  Leaving a deep imprint in my mind is an understatement. That is one creepy, magical, and mysterious, Teddy Bear.

Felix:  Are you teasing me with these comments about Angel, who supposedly has some sort of magical powers, or are you being serious?

Bill:  Let me give you an idea of what I mean. You told me and everyone else that you are not in control of your Stainless-Steel Briefcase that you call the Magic Bag Of Tricks right?

Felix:  That is correct. The entity that is inside my Briefcase I call the Magic Bag Of Tricks is in total control of the Briefcase. Unless the entity controlling the Briefcase allows me access then I am unable to open the Briefcase on my own. That equates into the fact that without access granted to me by the entity controlling the Briefcase I cannot open the Briefcase to put something inside and I cannot open the Briefcase to take something out.

Bill:  You just nailed it Felix. Angel is like that entity that is inside your Magic Bag Of Tricks Briefcase. Let me put it to you in the simplest terms I can think of. You may be walking around at one of our wrestling events carrying your Stainless-Steel Briefcase you call the Magic Bag Of Tricks. You see something out of the corner of your eye, as I saw something out of the corner of my eye when you and me and Bea were walking down the hallway at a wrestling event but you and Bea didn’t see anything. While you are walking around with your Briefcase you may see something that looks like Angel. Then when you look away then look back where you thought you saw Angel there is nothing there. But then, later on in the day, you may be asked by the entity inside your Briefcase to stand back from the briefcase while they unlock the Briefcase so that you can open it. Then when you open the Briefcase you are surprised when Angel the Teddy Bear pops out. If that is not classified as creepy, magical, and mysterious, then I wouldn’t know what is.

Felix:  Are you teasing me Bill? The entity that controls my Briefcase is in control of the Briefcase. If I am not able to open the Briefcase to put things inside or to take things out of the Briefcase then a silly Teddy Bear wouldn’t be able to do it.

Bill:  Whatever you want to believe is up to you Felix. I do have q request for you during the match Bea and I have against Candy and Despayre. There is likely going to be some attempt at interference in our match and I would like to ask you to stay close to the ringside area in case something happens and you need to intervene.

Felix:  Just focus on your match Bill. I have your back in case someone tries to interfere in your match.

Bill and Felix are done with their meal and Felix excuses himself as he has come things he wants to take care of. Bill remains in Carney’s restaurant so he can continue his comments concerning his upcoming Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 400.

WHAT DOES THIS MATCH COME DOWN TO?

Bill:  I can already tell you that facing off against Despayre is always an interesting situation. I plan on doing the best I can in the match. The benefit of this type of match is that it is a Tag Team match so if any of the four wrestlers involved in the match get into trouble they can tag out to their tag team partner. That gets their tag team partner into the match and it gets them out of the match to recover and get back into the action of the match when they are ready.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Before I continue with direct comments to Despayre I would like to talk about Bea’s history in the wrestling ring against Candy. The reason I want to do this is that Candy is going to talk so much crap you would think a sewer line just broke and flooded the streets with crap.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Bea has been in three wrestling matches against Candy. Bea lost the first match, which was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII, in a Ladder Match Bombshell Roulette Championship. Then on June 20, 2021, at Climax Control 303, Bea defeated Candy AND Char Kwan when Bea pinned both of them at the same time. Then the third match Bea had with Candy was on September 25, 2022, at Climax Control 342. In that match Bea defeated Candy by submission using her SLEEPING PILL Sleeper hold. So for the benefit of Candy, who might not be able to count that high Bea defeated you TWICE in THREE matches. So, Candy, you better hope that Despayre can pull your ass out of the fire and get the win in our match or you will end up 1-3 against Bea. However the match turns out that’s the way it goes.

Bill motions to the camera person that he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS WILL BE FUN!!!

« on: July 18, 2024, 12:22:22 PM »

A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS WILL BE FUN!!!

Narrator:  At Climax Control 400 Bea and Bill Barnhart are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Candy and Despayre. Adding to the match is the fact that this is a Candyland Match. The basic concept of this Candyland Match is that it is classified as a HARDCORE match which consists of weapons such as pillows, stuffed animals, pool noodles, squirt guns, water balloons, inflatable hammers, and other items that fit that description. With my opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is relaxing in the hotel where she and Bill are staying for Climax Control 400.

The camera shot switches from the Narrator to the hotel room which is located near where the Kia Forum is located in Inglewood, California. When the camera person focuses on Bea in her hotel room we see that she is along as her husband Bill is not currently in the room. When the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting Bea launches into her comments for her Mixed Tag Team Candyland match at Climax Control 400.

GENERAL COMMENTS

Bea:  Welcome to the hotel room where me and Bill are staying during Climax Control 400. It is near the Kia Forum in Inglewood, California. Bill is out having a conversation with our friend, and fellow wrestler, Felix THE CAT Hernandez. Once Bill is done having the conversation with Felix he said he will arrange for air time to give his comments on our next wrestling match. Before I launch into comments concerning our Mixed Tag Team Candyland match at Climax Control 400 I have several comments to make that will put things in perspective for everyone.

Bea holds one finger up to indicate her first comment.

Bea:The “average” price for a hotel room like the one Bill and I have, which is close to the Kia Forum is around $150 per day. There are cheaper hotels further away from the Kia Forum but they are in fairly crappy and crime infested areas. If you want a hotel room closer to the Kia Forum it will cost you $300 and up. Hotels near sporting events venues in the Atlanta area a bit more reasonable. The average price for a hotel room close to the State Farm Arena where the Atlanta Hawks play is around $130 per day and if you are not concerned about having to travel a longer distance to get from your hotel to the State Farm Arena the cost for a hotel room that is nice is around $125. Way less costly than being in California.

Bea holds up two fingers to indicate her second comments.

Bea:  I want to mention gasoline prices for cars comparing California with Georgia. In California the current cost of a gallon of Regular gasoline is from $4.75 to $5.00 per gallon. However in our State of Georgia the current cost of a gallon of Regular gasoline is from $3.45 to $3.50 per gallon. That means for every gallon of Regular gas you purchase while in the State of Georgia you save $1.30 to $1.50 per gallon of Regular gas over the high price of the same gasoline in California. Think about that if you are capable of logical thinking. If you purchase 10 gallons of regular gas in California you will end up paying from $13.00 to $15.00 more for the same amount of gas that you purchase in Georgia. Now you know why me and Bill moved from California to Georgia.

Bea is done giving a comparison between the costs of living in California compared to the cost of living in Georgia. Now Bea moves on to comments about her upcoming match Candyland Match.

COMMENTS ON CANDYLAND HARDCORE RULES MATCH

Bea:  Sometimes I feel that our opponents in wrestling matches are missing most of their brain cells. This applies to Candy. Now me and Bill are involved in a CANDYLAND HARDCORE MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH against Candy and Despayre. The stupidest thing about this match is that the so-called “weapons” available for this so-called “hardcore” match consist of items such as pillows, stuffed animals, pool noodles, squirt guns, water balloons, inflatable hammers, and other items that fit into that warped description.

Bea shakes her head side to side to indicate how silly the rules of this match are.

Bea:  Candy doesn’t stand a chance of taking me out when the two of us are in the ring. Unless Candy cheats, or hires someone to interfere in our match, or they come up with some other way of cheating me and Bill out of a win, then Candy’s team is going to lose. Let’s take a look at my win-loss record against Candy so you all know what the hell is really going on here.

Bea presents a sheet of paper where she begins to read the information on the sheet.

Bea:  I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds while Candy comes into this match at 5 feet 6 inches and 125 pounds. Since there is no height or weight advantage with either of us what, then, is the advantage that I have over Candy?

Bea rattles the paper around then she continues providing information that is on the paper.

Bea:  I’ve had three wrestling matches with Candy. The first was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII. I lost the Ladder Match for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. The next match we had against each other was June 20, 2021, at Climax Control 303 where I defeated Candy AND Char Kwan when I pinned both of them at the same time. The third match I had against Candy I also won. That match was on September 25, 2022 at Climax Control 342. In that match I defeated Candy by Submission by using my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold. And the final tally of wins and losses between myself and Candy? Bea with TWO wins over Candy and Candy with only ONE win over me.

Bea crumples the paper into a ball and tosses it across the room.

Bea:  Awwww!!! Poor little Candy got her ass handed to her two times in three matches by me. I can hear Candy crying, moaning, complaining, when she realizes that I soundly defeated her twice in three matches.

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Climax Control Archives / ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY

« on: July 12, 2024, 04:32:20 PM »

I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO EARN A SPOT IN THE ULTIMATE X ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT SUMMER XXXTREME XII

Narrator:  Wow! I’m happy for Felix THE CAT Hernandez! Although he did not win his debut match in Sin City Wrestling his second match assignment he has an opportunity to obtain a spot in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII.

The scene shifts from the Narrator to a shot of Felix Hernandez who is relaxing in his hotel room which is located near the Toyota Arena in Ontario, California, where the assigned camera person is already broadcasting the comments Felix will present for his match.

OPENING COMMENTS

Felix:  Imagine my surprise, being a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling, and having lost my debut match in Sin City Wrestling, that I am in a Triple Threat Roulette Rules match at Climax Control 399. The match consists of myself, Aiden Reynolds, and Justin Smith. The winner gets the fourth spot in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match scheduled for Summer XXXTreme XII. I intend on winning this match and then proving to everyone that I am a force to reckon with in Sin City Wrestling when I win the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII.

Felix flashes two thumbs up into the camera.

GENERAL COMMENTS

Felix: When I joined Sin City Wrestling I made it known that I used to work with Bill Barnhart in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Bill earned every Championship Asylum Wrestling Alliance had except for the new one they created a few weeks before they closed Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I, on the other hand, only earned half the Championships available in Asylum Wrestling Alliance as they closed the Federation before I could obtain the other Championships. Here at Climax Control 399 I have the opportunity to defeat two wrestlers in a Roulette Rules match. And when I successfully defeat Aiden Reynolds and Justin Smith then at Summer XXXTreme XII I will be in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match against Alexander Raven, Helluva Bottom Carter, and Bill Barnhart. Do you want to know what the best part of the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match? I don’t have to defeat all three wrestlers by pinfall, submission, or count out, since the concept of that match is that the winner of the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match is the wrestler who can climb up the scaffolding, grab the Roulette Championship Belt, and drop into the pool. For me that is easier than shooting fish in a barrel.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  Let me give you some comments concerning my Stainless-Steel Briefcase which I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks after the Magic Bag Of Tricks the cartoon character, Felix The Cat carried around with him.

Felix reaches down and grabs the handle of his stainless-steel briefcase and he places it on his lap for the camera person to get a shot of it.

Felix:  Since I refuse to tell others what I have in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase, which I call my MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS after the Magic Bag Of Tricks Felix The Cat in the cartoon, people are upset for me not telling them what is in my briefcase. What you need to know is that what comes out of my MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS Stainless-Steel Briefcase is the decision of the entity that inhabits the MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS and I have no control what goes into, or comes out of, my MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS briefcase. I will explain that to you later in my comments.

Felix returns the briefcase to the floor then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments.s

Felix:  Let me tell you how things are so you all will stop harassing me to try to get me to reveal what in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase. If it is Easter season then the entity that controls the Briefcase may have an Easter Bunny and some Peeps in the Briefcase. If it is Independence Day, the Fourth Of July, the entity that controls the Briefcase might have fireworks in the Briefcase. If it is Halloween there is a chance the Briefcase might have a Jack-O-Lantern, Halloween costumes, and for darn sure some Candy Corn created there by the entity that controls the Briefcase. If is is Thanksgiving there may be a Thanksgiving Turkey and a Ham in the Briefcase at the whim of the entity that controls the Briefcase.. If it is Christmas then the entity that controls the Briefcase may have a Santa Claus doll, some candy canes, and some of Santa’s Elves in my briefcase.

Felix lets out a round of hearty laughter.

Felix:  Then again. . .maybe. . .just maybe. . .I am bullshitting you to throw you off balance. There’s only one way to find out. If your curiosity is is high then go talk with Sin City Wrestling Management and ask them to schedule you for a match against me and then you might just find out what amazing things the entity that controls the Briefcase has created in my Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase.

Felix looks deeply into the camera which comes across as creepy.

Felix:  As with the Felix The Cat cartoon character and his Magic Bag Of Tricks my briefcase serves the same purpose which is to support and protect the owner of the briefcase. In my case the entity that controls the briefcase is there to protect me. The cartoon character Felix The Cat did not purchase the bag in a store and then stock it full of items he could use to defend himself. Felix The Cat never manufactured anything that came out of his Magic Bag Of Tricks. If you research the history of the Felix The Cat you will find out that it was the Magic Bag Of Tricks that came to Felix and attached itself to him to protect him and provide him items he could use to defend himself against attacks. Felix The Cat never put items into the Magic Bag Of Tricks as it was the bag that had the powers to manufacture whatever Felix The Cat needed to get out of a sticky situation. So please remember that it was not Felix The Cat the cartoon character who chose the Magic Bag Of Tricks. . .It was the Magic Bag Of Tricks that chose Felix The Cat.

Felix Hernandez picks up his Stainless-Steel Briefcase and again holds it up for the camera to get a shot of.

Felix:  So you all need to remember something. I did not select the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase. . .it chose me. I am not able to put items into the Briefcase for me to use against others as it is the Briefcase that provides the exact item, or items, I need to fend off attacks. I can tell you something and you can take it at face value. Most of the time having the Magic Bag Of Tricks Briefcase provide me the exact item I need to overcome an attack. . .it is also a curse for me as I am not able to open the Briefcase whenever I want to retrieve an item to use against an attack. There! You have the entire story so I will leave those comments for everyone to digest. I need to comment now on my match at Climax Control 399.

STATISTICS ARE STATISTICS AND THEY OFTEN MEAN NOTHING IN THE SPORT OF WRESTLING.

Felix:  Statistics are just that. . .statistics. They are often used to try to get others to believe things that are not 100 percent accurate or even. One example is the assumption that a small size wrestler cannot adequately compete against taller and heavier wrestlers. Without naming names, because I am not here to promote other Wrestling Federations, one of the smallest male wrestlers of all time has taken on, and defeated, wrestlers who were over a foot taller than them and around double their weight. There is a saying that goes something like this. It isn’t the size of the dog in the dog fight...it is the size of the fight in the dog. With that said I will now present information on myself, Aiden Reynolds, and Justin Smith.

Felix looks into the camera with a look of question on his face to indicate what someone might look like when they are trying to figure something out.

Felix:  Aiden Reynolds has been fairly successful in the sport of wrestling so I can honestly say he is not an easy opponent to defeat. That doesn’t mean he cannot be defeated. It simply takes the right moves at the right time and he loses. As for Justin Smith he is taller than Aiden and 30 pounds heavier but since he started in Sin City Wrestling it appears that he has about as much chance of winning a wrestling match as a blind and deaf person can see a person in front of them and hear what they are saying.

Felix pauses his comments for a moment then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  Now you are wondering how I fit into the wrestling thing against two wrestlers who are taller and heavier than I am. Aiden is one inch taller than me and Justin is four inches taller than me. Not a difference in height that would equate into an advantage for them against me. With Aiden at 55 pounds more weight than I have, and with Justin with 85 pounds more weight than I have, you might question if their weight advantage would be a negative factor against me. Just as with the smaller wrestlers who were able to defeat much larger and heavier wrestlers so I have been trained to be able to overcome any height and weight differences opponents have over me. It is a very simple matter of taking advantage of their height and weight to keep them off-balance. Once that has been accomplished then causing them to lose by pinfall or submission is an easy thing.

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS. . .

Felix:  I would like to speak directly to my two opponents, Aiden Reynolds and Justin Smith. So, guys, what is the bottom line in our match? The bottom line in our match is that I WIN and YOU TWO LOSE and I ADVANCE TO THE ULTIMATE X ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT SUMMER XXXTREME XII and you don’t. What did you two say? You say that I cannot defeat you two? You say that I will go home the loser and one of you two will win the match and be assigned to the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII. I wish I could send my Family Doctor to visit you two do conduct a blood test to see if the two of you are under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs because for damn sure you two are hallucinating if you think you will win our match.

Felix picks up his Stainless-Steel Briefcase and he places it on his lap.

Felix:  Aiden. . .Justin. . .If our match comes up as being a full-blown Hardcore match with no rules then that means ANYTHING GOES and EVERYTHING will be legal and that means I win the match. However if the match has restrictions and you violate those restrictions, including hiring interference to attack me during our match, then I assure you. . .I promise you. . .I will go so far down the dark twisted road to attack you and beat you down so hard your own family members will not be able to recognize you. The actions I take depend on your actions and that means you two need to choose wisely.

Felix informs the camera person he will make closing comments then the camera person can cut their camera feed.

Felix:  I want you two to do whatever you think it takes for both of you to be at 100 percent capacity when the bell rings to officially start our match. I don’t want you two to slack and come into the match at 50 percent, or less, and then whine that I would not have defeated you had you two been at 100 percent. Your failure to come into our match at 100 percent capacity is your fault. . .not mine. . .so own up to your incompetence and stupidity and take the loss I give to you are a learning item. Thanks for tuning in with me. I’m done with my comments. Bye!

The camera person cuts their camera feed after the last comments by Felix Hernandez and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / WHAT? AM I WRESTLING KELLY BUNDY?

« on: July 05, 2024, 03:48:21 PM »

AM I WRESTLING KELLY BUNDY?

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart before I went live on camera and I about laughed myself unconscious. Want to know what Bea said? She said when she looked at the Climax Control 398 card and saw Erika Moore she couldn’t help but blurt out “WHAT THE HELL? AM I WRESTLING KELLY BUNDY? With that thought on your mind I will sign off now and turn you over to Bea Barnhart for her comments on her upcoming match with Erika Moore.

The scene shifts and the camera person assigned to Bea Barnhart is broadcasting from the hotel room Bea and Bill are staying in for Climax Control 398 which is being held in Pueblo, Colorado, at the Southwest Motors Events Center.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bea:  Thank you for joining me today. I’m broadcasting from the hotel room where myself and Bill are staying while I work Climax Control 398. Bill is in the other room relaxing as he said he didn’t want to get on camera as he might distract the viewers from my comments on my upcoming match. However I’ll call Bill out shortly for him to add to my comments on my next wrestling match. Excuse me for a moment while I get a cup of coffee.

Bea walks into the kitchen area and she drops a Keurig K-Cup into the brewer and quickly Bea has her cup of coffee. Bea takes a sip of the coffee then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Ahhhh!!!!! I really enjoy a hearty and dark roast coffee. The taste is great and the dark roast perks you up. Most of us in Sin City Wrestling are enjoying the tour we are doing in Colorado. There are some jerks on the Roster who are upset we are in Colorado but they can go f***k off for all I care! Those of us serving in Sin City Wrestling should be happy we have careers in Wrestling instead of them whining and complaining about everything including where our events are being held.

Bea drinks more of her coffee before looking into the camera again to continue her comments.

Bea:  Let me call Bill out her so he can give a few comments concerning my upcoming match against Erika Moore. Bill! Could you please come out and get on camera with me for a short time so you can comment on my upcoming wrestling match?

We hear the bedroom door open and Bill walks into camera view and he takes a seat next to Bea.

Bill:  I told you that I would rather remain off-camera so that you can present your comments on your match instead of having me comment on your match.

Bea:  You won’t be here with me on camera for very long I promise.

Bill:  Okay. So what is up?

Bea:  What do you think of my upcoming opponent Erika Moore?

Bill:  I see her as a clone of Violet Amelia Holt. I believe you had six matches with Violet, and you won all those matches against her, and one of those matches was a mixed tag team match. If memory serves me correctly I believe you defeated her four times by submission and the other two times by pinfall. Violet talked a lot of smack about you, and to you, and yet she was never able to defeat you. That is what I see between you and Erika Moore.

Bea:  I had no idea what you were going to say when you got on camera but what you did say was way more detailed than I expected. Thanks for your comments Bill. I’ll let you return to the bedroom area so that I can finish up my comments on my upcoming match against Erika Moore.

Bill thanks Bea for calling him to join her on camera then he turns and walks back to the bedroom and he closes the door behind him. Bea returns her focus into the camera to continue with her comments concerning her upcoming match against Erika Moore.

WHO AM I WRESTLING AT CLIMAX CONTROL 398. . .KELLY BUNDY???

Bea:  I keep getting assigned to low-card matches against lame opponents such as Erika Moore. I should be assigned to Championship matches for the Bombshell Championship, the Bombshell Roulette Championship, and the Bombshell Internet Championship. But. . .NOOO!!! I end up in low-card matches against worthless opponents. Oh well. I am not on the Roster to try to tell Management what to do. Management will give me those Championship matches when they feel it is my time.

Bea lets out a loud *sigh* then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Listen up and pay attention Erika. The moment I saw an image of you the first thought that entered my mind was that you look like Kelly Bundy from the television sitcom Married, . . .With Children. I’m also sure you’re as air-headed as Kelly Bundy. Good looks and a lot of attention from the boys does not equate a person into being a genius. . .it just means they are easy. . .if you understand the meaning of that term.

Bea lets out a chuckle.

Bea:  Please allow me to demonstrate what I mean by showing you a short video clip of an interaction between Kelly Bundy and her father Al Bundy and the interaction was about Kelly being called stupid by most of her friends.

Bea sips a bit more of her coffee then she informs the camera person that they can run the video clip now and the video pops up on our screen. We watch and listen.

Kelly Bundy:  Daddy. . .am I stupid?

Al Bundy:  Gee, Pumpkin, why are you asking that question?

Kelly Bundy: Because most of the kids tell me I’m stupid.

Al Bundy:  Well. . .STUPID is a relative term.

Kelly Bundy:  Yeah. . .you’re my relative. . .that’s why I’m asking you.

The video ends and we return to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room.

Bea:  I’m sure the concept of the conversation between Kelly Bundy and her father Al Bundy was too detailed for you to understand what took place but I’ll let that go as you, and everyone else, know you are mentally and physically slow so let’s leave that item for now.

Bea finishes her coffee and she excuses herself to go to the coffee maker and make another cup of coffee. When the Keurig K-Cup coffee maker is finished with the brew Bea returns to the couch, then she takes a sip of her coffee, then she glares into the camera to present her closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Erika I’m going into our match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 130 pounds. You, on the other hand, are coming into our match at 5 feet 2 inches and 110 pounds. You’re at a major disadvantage being 3 inches shorter than me and 20 pounds lighter. Oh well it is your loss and my gain.

Bea drinks a bit more of her coffee.

Bea:  Since you are shorter and lighter than me I seriously doubt you can inflict much damage on me and for damn sure you will not be able to toss me around the ring as you think you can. A good comparison of you being thrown into this match with me would be throwing a Chihuahua into a dog fighting ring against a Pit Bull. The Chihuahua would be yappy as hell but it will only take less than minute for the Pit Bull to eliminate the Chihuahua. For clarification, Erika, since you are slow in processing data, you are the Chihuahua and I am the Pit Bull in the fight.

Bea finishes off the remainder of her coffee.

Bea:  Erika, if you think I’m stupid. . .if you think I’m scared of you. . .if you think you can easily take me out. . .you really are more stupid than Kelly Bundy! Have a great time, and try to have fun, leading up to our match because once we step into the ring and the bell rings there will be no more fun times for you. Just as I made Violet Amelia Holt tap out to my submission holds in 4 out of 6 matches so I will make you tap out to me. See you on Sunday. . .that is if you are not too scared to show up. Ha ha ha!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

As Bea is laughing loudly she waves to the camera person to indicate she is done with her comments for her upcoming match against Erika Moore. The camera person then cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / A DOG FOOD MATCH IS MY TYPE OF MATCH

« on: June 27, 2024, 10:27:53 AM »

A DOG FOOD MATCH IS MY TYPE OF MATCH

Narrator:  Well good grief I don’t think they could have come up with a match better to drop into Bill Barnhart’s lap than a Dog Food Match where you win the match by slamming your opponent’s face-first into a bowl of dog food. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is at the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, Colorado where Sin City Wrestling will be holding their event Climax Control 397.

The scene shifts and the assigned camera person gives us a shot of Bill Barnhart and his wife Bea Barnhart at the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs. We notice that Bill casually dressed in Blue Jeans, a pink pullover shirt, and white and black sneakers and we also notice that Bea, who is his wife and Manager, dressed casually in black slacks, a white shirt with a frilly collar, and she is also wearing white and black sneakers. The two continue to stand in front of the wrestling ring at the Broadmoor World Arena as Bill launches into comments concerning his Dog Food Match against Justin Smith.

A DOG FOOD MATCH IS BILL’S TYPE OF MATCH

Bill:  Before I launch into devastating comments for the benefit of Justin Smith who is my victim. . .I mean opponent. . .for our Dog Food Match at Climax Control 397. . .I would like to comment the match of Felix Hernandes versus Jack Daniels from Climax Control 396. I have known Felix for a long time and we worked together for a time in another Wrestling Federation. Although Jack Daniels won the match that does not take away from the wrestling abilities and talent of Felix. Although Felix did not win his match his performance was great. Keep your eyes focused on Felix Hernandez so that you can be entertained and thrilled by his wrestling talent.

Bill launches into his comments concerning his upcoming Dog Food Match against Justin Smith.

Bill:  Greetings from the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, Colorado. For those of you who may be new to watching Sin City Wrestling I am Bill Barnhart and this beautiful woman next to me is my wife, and Manager, Bea Barnhart. Bea is also an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. The KING FOR A DAY, who is the Guy With A Cape, assigned me to a Dog Food Match against Justin Smith, where the winner is the first one to slam their opponent’s fact into dog food, I decided I would open my comments by holding a video call with our English Bulldog Iris on our laptop computer. Our neighbor, and good friend, Andrew, is doggy sitting Iris for us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so he will get her online for our video call in a moment.

Bea:  I know Iris misses us but it is difficult to travel with Iris as not all hotels allow pets to stay with you in your room. We felt it was better to leave Iris at home and have our friend and neighbor, Andrew, stay with her to take care of her, feed her, and take her for walks in the park.

Bill:  The video call has been connected and I made sure the network broadcasting my comments on my upcoming match will air our video call as it is taking place. From the indication I am getting from our assigned camera person the image of Iris should pop up on the screen now.

The image of Iris on the video call comes up on the screen.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How int he world are you doing? I know you miss Daddy a lot and I miss you too.

Bea:  Same here Iris. I miss you so much and I know you miss Mommy. Soon we will get a break and be able to come home and spend a week or more with you before we have to travel again.

Iris:  Whimper. Whine.

Bill:  I know how you feel Iris. We both miss you so much. But Daddy Bill has a surprise for you and Andrew already knows about it. I have a wrestling match at Climax Control 397 against Justin Smith. It is called a DOG FOOD MATCH and the winner is the first wrestler to slam their opponent’s face into the dog food.

Iris:  Bark. Growl. Snarl. *translation:  Why would you humans waste perfectly good dog food by slamming someone’s face into it?*

Bill:  Well, Iris, there are a lot of gimmick matches in the sport of wrestling and this one just happens to involve dog food. You can watch my match against Justin Smith on television. Andrew will make sure you can watch my entire match.

Bea:  Sorry we have to move on, Iris, but we have a limited amount of air time available so we have begin presenting specific information concerning Bill’s match at Climax Control 397. Thanks, Andrew, for taking care of Iris and keeping her feeling loved and protected.

Bill ends the video call and the image of Iris on our screen is taken off and we return to a shot of Bill and Bea in front of the wrestling ring at the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

SPEAKING OF DOGS AND DOG FOOD

Bill:  I will be honest with you that feeding our English Bulldog Iris is a major chore. Why? Iris is a normal-size English Bulldog. The last time I weighed Iris she was 50 pounds. There are times when Iris isn’t feeling well and she eats less where she drops to around 45 pounds. Then there are other times when Iris turns out to be a bottomless pit and she eats so much that she can get up to 60 pounds.

Bea:  We try to maintain Iris at 50 pounds to help her avoid health issues from being overweight.

Bill:  With Iris we usually feed her Beneful dog food kibble. The way Iris practically inhales her food without chewing it much we found out he hard way that feeding her dog food that was bulky caused Iris to have a sour stomach and she often had a hard time to poop.

Bea:  We take good care of Iris. Now, Bill, it is time for you to launch into your comments concerning Justin Smith and your Dog Food match.

Bill:  We will begin our comments in a moment as I need to use the restroom quickly. I will be back shortly.

Bill excuses himself and the camera person informs the Network that Bill is taking care of business so they switch the broadcast over to commercials. A short time later Bill returns in front of the Wrestling Ring and the camera and the camera person informs the Network that Bill has returned so the Network switches back to the live broadcasting of Bill’s comments for his Dog Food match.

BILL COMMENTS ON HIS DOG FOOD MATCH AGAINST JUSTIN SMITH

Bill:  I will start with statistic information. Both myself and Justin are 6 feet four inches in height. I am 240 pounds and Justin is 250 pounds. What that means is I have the advantage in our match. After I made the claim that I have the advantage in our match the first thing that probably comes to your mind is that there is no advantage as our height and weight is equal and that you assume I don’t know what I’m talking about. I can hear the viewers, and Justin Smith, screaming WHATCHA TALKIN BOUT WILLLIS from the television sitcom Different Strokes. Don’t worry as I shall enlighten you.

Bea:  Tell them the truth Bill.

Bill:  So, Justin, would you like to tell me what in the hell you did to the Guy With A Cape to piss him off to the point that he assigned you to a Dog Food Match against me? I mean, come on, nobody ends up receiving an assignment against me with this type of stipulation unless they totally insulted, demeaned, and pissed off King Guy With A Cape. Damn!

Bea:  Damn! Indeed Bill!

Bill:  Justin we may be equal in height and weight but I have a huge advantage over you in wrestling skills and intelligence. You think you are tough while I know I am tough. You think you are intelligent while I carry a Genius level IQ of 130. I’ve watched enough of your matches to know you are slow, inept, off-balance, and hesitant, in your wrestling matches. All of those attributes cause you to be damaged goods and you cannot defeat me.

Bea:  Tell Justin what you told me about him being damaged goods.

Bill:  Justin Smith you are about as effective as a screen door on a submarine trying to stop water from getting into the submarine. You are about as effective as a NASCAR Race Car that has four flat tires and the Race Car is out of gas. You are less effective than a parachute that has rotting material on the parachute and the cords are frayed. You will be even less effective than those items against me in our Dog Food Match. There’s no way you can stop me from driving your face into a pile of dog food. Deal with that, Justin, as you have no other option than to deal with me beating you down and winning our match! But, Justin, if it makes you feel better I will try to win the match very quickly to end your suffering.

Bea:  Great comments Bill.

Bill:  I am done with my comments for my upcoming match at Climax Control 397. Thanks for joining us today. Bye!

After Bill’s final comment the camera person calls to the Network to let them know that Bill and Bea are done with their comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 397. The Network quickly switches from that camera feed back to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / FELIX THE CAT 1 OLD HISTORY AND NEW HISTORY

« on: June 21, 2024, 06:15:02 PM »

OLD HISTORY AND NEW HISTORY

Narrator:  Thanks for joining me today. We have a new wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. His name is Felix Hernandez. His nickname is FELIX THE CAT. He wrestled with Bill Barnhart way back in the days of Asylum Wrestling Alliance. With those comments out of the way I turn you over to Felix for his direct comments on his upcoming match in Sin City Wrestling.

When the broadcast comes on our screen we get a camera shot of Felix Hernandez, who has the nickname of FELIX THE CAT, sitting on his couch in his living room at his house in Athens, Georgia. The camera person assigned to Felix informs him that they are going live broadcasting right now so Felix launches into his comments.

BACKGROUND INFORMATIONs

Felix:  Thank you for joining me at my home in Athens, Georgia. I am starting out my comments with background information so that you know who I am and where I used to work in the wrestling business. My name is Felix Hernandez. Growing up I loved watching the cartoon titled FELIX THE CAT. Although it was an old cartoon it was quite entertaining. Felix carried a bag with him that he called his MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS. When Felix got in a bind, or people were chasing him, or he was about to get injured, he would open his Magic Bag Of Tricks, reach inside, and when he pulled his hand out it always provided Felix it was always the item he needed to fend off the attack. So since my given name is Felix Hernandez, and I loved the FELIX THE CAT cartoon, I use the name Felix THE CAT Hernandez when I wrestle.

Felix is done presenting his first item of information.

Felix:  I am friends with both Bill Barnhart and Bea Barnhart. I became friends with Bill when both of us worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Bill held every Championship they had and I held several but not all of them. After Asylum Wrestling Alliance closed their doors me and Bill went to different wrestling federations with Bill finally ending up here in Sin City Wrestling. When Bill found out that I moved to the State of Georgia and that I am living in Athens, Georgia, which is about 40 miles East of Lawrenceville, Georgia, where Bill and Bea live Bill called me and now I am an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix flashes a smile into the camera.

Felix:  As you know, if you read my Bio Sheet, that I am from Athens, Georgia. Athens is the home of the University of Georgia. They have held so many College Football National Championships that all the other teams are jealous. Want to know something really interesting? Several months ago all the football experts are already predicting that The Georgia Bulldogs of the University of Georgia will win the Championship this season also and this is way before the College Football season starts. Just like the Georgia Bulldogs continue to win games, and win Championships, you will watch me win wrestling matches, and win Championships, here in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix finishes his second item of information. He excuses himself to walk into the kitchen to get something to drink. He returns in front of the camera with a Classic Coke in his hand.

SPECIFIC COMMENTS

Felix:  Now that I am done giving you background information on how I came to know Bill and Bea Barnhart I will now present information that is specific to my assignments here in Sin City Wrestling. The first item I wish to present is that Bea Barnhart is officially serving as my Manager in addition to her serving as Bill’s Manager. I know with Bea in my corner as my Manager that those wrestlers who want to interfere in my matches or attack me backstage that Bea is watching my back and will take them out.

Felix pauses his comments and takes a drink of his Classic Coke.

Felix:  The next item I wish to present is that I am not one of the biggest wrestlers in the business, by size, but I am also not the smallest in the business. I am 6 feet tall and I weigh around 165 pounds as listed on my Bio sheet. I am 35 years of age which is 5 years younger than Bill Barnhart and one year older than Bea Barnhart. My alignment in wrestling in Sin City Wrestling is NEUTRAL. What that means is that I am in the middle between a FACE and a HEEL. That simply means that since I am in the middle I can lean either towards being a total FACE or a total HEEL depending on how my opponent acts.

Felix again pauses his comments to take a drink of Classic Coke.

Felix:  The final general items I will present is my association with Bill and Bea Barnhart and general items concerning Sin City Wrestling. As I already mentioned Bea is not only the Manager for Bill but she serves as my Manager also. Since the regular Tag Team Division is in what I will call in an ON-HOLD status then teaming with Bill for a Men’s Tag Team match is not in our immediate future plans. However there is still the possibility of teaming with Bea in a Mixed Tag Team event. Did I come to Sin City Wrestling to challenge for Championships? Nope! I am not the type of wrestler who demands shots at Championships. When Sin City Wrestling Management feels they want me to challenge for a Championship such as the World Heavyweight Championship, Roulette Championship, or Internet Championship, then I will accept their offer.

SPECIFIC COMMENTS CONCERNING MY OPPONENT JACK DANIELS

Felix:  Well, Jack, you seemed to have been selected to be my victim at Climax Control 396. I already told you where I used to work as a Wrestler. I already told you that I have held numerous Championships so obtaining Championship Gold is not a rare thing for me. I honestly don’t care that you are three inches taller than me and you carry 85 pounds more weight than I do. Your height will not be an advantage for you. Although you carrying 85 pounds more weight than I do, which means you may be able to maneuver me around somewhat the fact remains that I am quicker than you as I don’t have to carry extra weight around the ring.

Felix gives a thumbs-up into the camera.

Felix:  Awwww...you don’t like it when I insult and demean you? To be honest I don’t care if you feel put down and insulted considering the vile comments you hurl around at everyone. If you want to hurl insults my way I could care less. But when you hurl insults on people who did nothing wrong. . .well. . .that crosses the line in my eyes. I’m not here in Sin City Wrestling to say nice things about opponents to appease their desire to be noticed by other wrestlers and fans. Too many wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are just looking for attention because they know the fans don’t care about them. If you can take the good comments from others, but not the bad and insulting comments from others, then maybe you need to walk out the door and get out of the Wrestling business.

Felix stands up and walks to the front door of his house. He then opens the front door and while holding the door open with one hand he motions to the open doorway with his other hand.

Felix:  Feel free to willingly walk out of the door of Sin City Wrestling if you can’t deal with negative comments. And once you have stepped through the door when you leave Sin City Wrestling I will make sure that I give you a hard kick in your ass and then slam the door into your ass!

Felix lets out a loud laugh.

Felix:  What else would you like to know about me Jack? You can look at my Bio Sheet to see what moves and holds I have available. However you need to know that by looking at my Bio Sheet that I only listed half the information about myself. There’s a lot of information on moves and holds and several other things that you and the other wrestlers are not being told and you will find out what those other items are during matches against me.

Felix returns to the couch in his living room where he sits down on the couch to continue his comments. He picks up his can of Classic Coke and finishes drinking it. Felix then returns to looking into the camera to continue his comments.

FINAL COMMENTS

Felix:  Well, Jack, what in the world are you thinking now that I got some comments sent your way? I make the assumption that you are upset because I am standing up to you and throwing your insults back into your face. On top of that you, along with everyone else, want to know what, if anything, I have in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase which I call my Magic Bag of Tricks. Sometimes it is better for a person to be ignorant of the facts than to know something they are not entitled to know and the facts would devastate them and drive them into insanity. So, Jack, there is a lot about me that you don’t need to know. Then again if you really want to know then come talk to me and I will tell you those devastating things and your head will explode.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  So what, if anything, do I have in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase? Inquiring minds want to know right? The briefcase might be empty. Then again it might not be empty. It might contain weapons. It might contain items that mentally disables my opponents. It might contain nothing so that I can drive others insane with them trying to figure out what is in my Briefcase. For damn sure I am not going to open the briefcase and reveal the contents while I am live broadcasting. For damn sure I am not going to bring my Stainless-Steel Briefcase to the ring for our match, open it up, and reveal to you what is inside of the Briefcase. Why am I being like that you ask? For eternity writers who write horror stories, or scripts for horror stories, have relied on a basic principal and that principal is to make the viewers think of what might happen rather than to flatly showing them what is going to happen to them anticipating that something is about to happen is far more terrifying than knowing what is about to happen.

Felix quickly stands up and gives a horror movie monster pose into the camera. He then lets out a sinister laugh before sitting down on the couch again.

Felix:  Jack there are a few more things I want you to know. I do not fear anyone or anything. I may not be the biggest wrestler around but I more than make up for it with dedication, determination to the sport of wrestling, and a brilliant mind. You may have several good moves and holds but I have many better moves and many counters to your moves and holds. Facing me makes you, as my opponent, lose your confidence to the point where you will be moving away from me more than you try to move towards me. You will try every move and hold you have and I will counter every move and hold you try. Yes, Jackass. . .I mean Jack. . .I really am that awesome.

Felix gives two thumbs up after he delivers those demeaning comments towards Jack Daniels.

Felix:  So, Jack, in closing I would like to comment that I’m glad we are opening Climax Control 396 with our match. This allows me to thrill the fans and put the scare into the other wrestlers who are watching while I easily destroy you. I am one of those wrestlers that other wrestlers tend to consider as a joke and that they feel they can easily take me on and defeat me. You all can dream on all you want. Your dreams will not come true as I am your worst nightmare! Why would I say that? Go watch several of Felix The Cat cartoons. Every time thugs, punks, or criminals, go on attack against Felix The Cat he opens his Bag Of Tricks and the Magic Bag Of Tricks always provides Felix The Cat with the perfect item with which to defeat the thugs, punks, or criminals. Think I cannot do the same as Felix The Cat? Pay attention during our match so you can watch and learn how I obtain and use what is necessary to win the match against you. Have a great time leading up to our match because once I soundly defeat you there will be no more great times for you.

Felix stands up and motions to the camera person to walk with him to the sidewalk in front of his house. When the two arrive on the sidewalk we notice there is a bottle of Jack Daniels and a Cat on a chair. Felix walks over to the chair then looks into the camera.

Felix:  Jack. . .In closing I want to give you a demonstration. Everyone knows that when you hold a cat in your arms while holding your arms out in front of you, with the cat’s back facing the ground, when you drop the cat it will always manage to flip itself upright and land on their feet without injury. Please watch and learn.

Felix picks the cat up and turns the cat so the cat’s back is facing the sidewalk while holding the cat at arm’s length. He drops the cat and the cat flips and lands safely on the sidewalk. Felix does this with the cat two more times and the cat successfully turns upright and lands safely on the sideway those two additional times. Felix then looks into the camera while picking up a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Felix:  Watch this and learn from it Jack.

Felix holds the bottle of Jack Daniels at arms length over the sidewalk. Felix then drops the bottle of Jack Daniels and the bottle slams into the sidewalk shattering into dozens of pieces and spilling all the whisky onto the sidewalk. Felix looks into the camera to comment.

Felix:  So, Jack, what is the lesson you learned today? You learned that when a cat is dropped it will always land on their feet when dropped. You also learned that when you drop a bottle of Jack Daniels whisky onto a sidewalk it is shattered and broken and the whiskey is destroyed. Not a total loss though because Jack Daniels is literally one of the worst whisky on the market. So the lesson learned here is that cats are high quality and Jack Danials is cheap and low quality whiskey. So what you have is ME equals a high quality CAT and YOU equals broken bottle of Jack Daniels cheap whiskey. Lesson has been learned. Class dismissed!

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that he will be cutting his camera feed. Then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v NAKITA NILES - HARDCORE

« on: June 05, 2024, 10:25:25 AM »

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME NAKITA

The scene opens with Bea Barnhart in their hotel room in Pearl Harbor. The camera person has their camera focused on Bea and Bea launches into her comments concerning her upcoming match against Nakita Niles.

Bea:  I am broadcasting my comments from the hotel room Bill and I Have near Pearl Harbor where Into The Void III is taking place. Before I go into comments on my upcoming match I want to comment on Bill being in the King For The Day Ladder Match. Bill is a specialist in Extreme Rules wrestling matches. Over Bill’s career he has won most of the Hardcore Rules, or No Riles, matches he has been involved in. I see Bill walking away from Into The Void XIII as King For The Day. I am also happy that Bill’s friend, and fellow wrestler, Felix THE CAT Hernandez is joining Sin City Wrestling. I am hoping I can team with Felix in Mixed Tag Team events but we will discuss that down the way.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  Before I launch into comments to Nakita Niles I would like to remind everyone how my name is pronounced. My name is Bea but it is not pronounced like it is on the Andy Griffith show with his Aunt Bea. The pronunciation of her name is BEE  like the insect. The pronunciation of my name is BEA-AH so don’t forget that.

Bea holds up a sheet of paper that has her name BEA on it with the pronunciation of her name BEA-AH next to it. After the camera has time to broadcast that information Bea continues with her comments.

Bea:  My next opponent also has a name, of course, and her name is Nakita. In the English Language the name or word Nakita means THE CATASTROPHE. Well. . .DAMN!. . .never in my lifetime have a heard a name that was more appropriate to a person than NAKITA meaning CATASTROPHE!!! There you have it Nakita. You are a catastrophe. You are a loser! You are a wannabe thug. Oh I could go on for hours describing how pathetic you are but I have limited camera time so I have to keep my comments short and to the point.

Bea lets out a sarcastic laugh.

Bea:  Nakita I told the world what your name means and now I will tell everyone what my name means. My name, BEA, means BRINGER OF HAPPINESS. . .BLESSED There you go Nakita. You are a catastrophe and I am the bringer of happiness. And, oh Nakita, how much happiness I will bring to myself when I defeat you in our match. Deal with that Nakita as you have no choice but to lose to me!



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