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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v MISS MANNERS
« on: December 08, 2023, 06:50:43 PM »
MIND YOUR MANNERS. . .MISS MANNERS
Narrator:Bea Barnhart is assigned to a match against Miss Manners at DECEMBER 2 DISMEMBER V which will take place on December 17, 2023, at the Tucson Convention Center in Tucson, Arizona. Bea spoke with me before I came on the air to give my opening comments and I’m here to tell you that Bea is fired up and ready to kick some ass...Miss Manners ass to be specific. . .so I will now turn you over to Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as Bea and Bill returned to their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for this week before returning to Arizona for December 2 Dismember V.
AT THE HOME OF BILL AT BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA
The assigned camera person is at the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person follows Bea around while Bea is busy doing things as she travels from the kitchen, to the dining room, to the living room, and back numerous times but she doesn’t know that they have already been airing the video to the Network and to the viewers. When the camera person finally informs Bea that they are live broadcasting Bea takes a break from her chores to talk about her upcoming match at December 2 Dismember V which will take place on December 17, 2023.
Bea: For everyone watching today you might be wondering why me and Bill returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, instead of staying in Arizona for December 2 Dismember V. That’s a good question and we have a good answer. Since the event is two weeks away we decided to fly home and spend time with Iris. This also gives a break to our friend and neighbor, Andrew, who takes care of Iris while we are traveling with Sin City Wrestling. Bill and Iris are taking a walk in Sweetwater Park so they will not be interrupting my comments for my upcoming match. Just so you know we will travel soon for December 2 Dismember V. Also just so you know Bill will be presenting his comments after I am done with my comments.
MIND YOUR MANNERS
Bea glances around the house and then she grins into the camera.
Bea: Why am I grinning? Because I don’t have Bill and Iris here to interrupt me while I’m presenting comments on my upcoming match against Miss Manners. While we are on the subject of MANNERS shall we go over a few things? I grew up in the Philippines where they are extremely strict on having proper manners. This did not apply just when we are interacting with our family but also when interacting with everyone else. We were constantly reminded to mind our manners and show respect to others. I grew up with respect for others and I was taught to respect others even if they are jerks, assholes, or mean, because often these pathetic people are honestly so stupid that they don’t realize they are being disrespectful. Well either they honestly don’t realize they are being disrespectful or they were just asshole jerks who decided to be deliberately disrespectful. You know what I’m talking about. They are like my next opponent Miss Manners. She has no clue why she’s a rude and disrespectful bratty bitch because her parents taught her to do wrong. Unfortunately here in the United States, unlike in the Philippines, the concept of having nice manners and behaving and respecting others is unknown to most of the people from the United States. So when you couple the declining moral values in the United States, and bad parenting, you realize why Miss Manners is a jerk.
Bea looks deeply into the camera.
Bea: Well. . .well. . .well. . .Miss Manners. . .from information that is public in nature it appears that you grew up in a strict and moral home but that you were spoiled rotten by your parents. Maybe that’s the way things are here in the United States but growing up in the Philippines I had very strict parents with fantastic moral values and parents in the Philippines instill respect and dignity to their children. But you want to know where we differ? Parents in the Philippines didn’t spoil their children as they knew if they did then all the values and morality taught to them would get flushed down the toilet and that their child would be a spoiled brat asshole. Tell me, Miss Manners, did you have a lot of fun and enjoyment flushing all the so-called values that your parents taught you down the toilet? I have no clue why I try to talk sense to morons as they never understand what I’m talking about.
Bea gives a stern look into the camera.
Bea: It appears to me, Miss Manners, that you never learned a damn thing from your so-called morality-based parents as they spoiled you. Yes you could have been an amazing and sweet person like me but you turned out sour and pathetic with the belief that you’re superior to everyone else. Having that type of attitude and disrespect of others is NOT the definition of being mindful of your manners. Guess you need a few semesters in the School of Hard Knocks, in a class named MIND YOUR MANNERS, to beat some of the egotistical crap out of you. At December 2 Dismember V you are in a MIND YOUR MANNERS class with me as your Teacher. You will learn respect and manners well under my instruction as I will beat those concepts deep into you as I destroy you and win our match.
HOW DO BEA BARNHART AND MISS MANNERS MEASURE UP?
Bea hears the front door open which indicates that her husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, have returned from their walk in Sweetwater Park. Even though Bill and Iris don’t come into the room where Bea is presenting comments for her upcoming match we hear Bea comment to them.
Bea: Bill I wish to thank you and Iris for being quiet when you came home from the park. If you two could go upstairs to get changed and cleaned up it would be greatly appreciated as I’m airing comments for my upcoming match. After I’m done presenting comments for my match I’ll turn the air time over to you for you to present comments on your upcoming match. Thanks.
We hear Bill and Iris going upstairs and Bea returns to airing her comments.
Bea: I wish to let the viewers know how me and Miss Manners match up. We are both 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds so in the height and weight categories we are even. The difference, which is to my advantage, is that while I have amazingly fantastic manners and I’m awesome in the wrestling ring. . .we have Miss Manners who is a self-made sarcastic bitch who feels everyone else is beneath her and not worth her time to interact with them. You are free to believe what you want, Miss Manners, but just because a pile of dog shit thinks it doesn’t stinks doesn’t mean that it doesn’t stink. You may enter our match believing you are superior to me but when I beat the hell out of you and walk away as the winner of our match you will have learned that you really do suck as a wrestler.
CLOSING COMMENTS
Bea pauses her comments to walk into the Kitchen to brew a cup of coffee in her Keurig K-Cup brewer. Bea’s coffee quickly brews and she returns in front of the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match against Miss Manners.
Bea: Miss Manners you remind me of another wrestler who was here in Sin City Wrestling. She suddenly disappeared and nobody knows where she went. She was also an arrogant asshole, like you, who thought she was better than everyone else. Her name is Violet Amelia Holt. Want to know something Miss Manners? I had four matches against Violet Amelia Holt. Even though she bragged about how great she was in the wrestling ring, and she bragged how she would beat me down and humiliate me, Violet lost all four of her matches against me by submission. Did you hear that Miss Manners? Violet Amelia Holt lost all four matches we had against each other when I made her submit in all four matches.
Bea flexes her muscles then she points to her head to show she has superior intelligence over other wrestlers.
Bea: Just as Violet Amelia Holt lost to me four times, in four matches, all by submission, so you will come into our match at December 2 Dismember V as an arrogant jerk, and I’ll not only beat you down I’ll also make you lose to me by submission. When you recover consciousness after I destroy you I hope you’ll have learned a valuable lesson in being humble and civil. If not then screw you! See you on December 17, 2023, at December 2 Dismember V. . .if you still have enough courage to show up for our match!
Bea bursts out in loud laughter at the expense of Miss Manners.
Bea: I’m done with comments for this week for my match against Miss Manners. I’ll have Bill come out and stand before the camera so he can present comments for his upcoming Golden Briefcase Ladder Match for December 2 Dismember V.
After her closing comments Bea walks out of camera view and Bill comes into camera view to present comments for his upcoming match.
Narrator:Bea Barnhart is assigned to a match against Miss Manners at DECEMBER 2 DISMEMBER V which will take place on December 17, 2023, at the Tucson Convention Center in Tucson, Arizona. Bea spoke with me before I came on the air to give my opening comments and I’m here to tell you that Bea is fired up and ready to kick some ass...Miss Manners ass to be specific. . .so I will now turn you over to Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as Bea and Bill returned to their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for this week before returning to Arizona for December 2 Dismember V.
AT THE HOME OF BILL AT BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA
The assigned camera person is at the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person follows Bea around while Bea is busy doing things as she travels from the kitchen, to the dining room, to the living room, and back numerous times but she doesn’t know that they have already been airing the video to the Network and to the viewers. When the camera person finally informs Bea that they are live broadcasting Bea takes a break from her chores to talk about her upcoming match at December 2 Dismember V which will take place on December 17, 2023.
Bea: For everyone watching today you might be wondering why me and Bill returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, instead of staying in Arizona for December 2 Dismember V. That’s a good question and we have a good answer. Since the event is two weeks away we decided to fly home and spend time with Iris. This also gives a break to our friend and neighbor, Andrew, who takes care of Iris while we are traveling with Sin City Wrestling. Bill and Iris are taking a walk in Sweetwater Park so they will not be interrupting my comments for my upcoming match. Just so you know we will travel soon for December 2 Dismember V. Also just so you know Bill will be presenting his comments after I am done with my comments.
MIND YOUR MANNERS
Bea glances around the house and then she grins into the camera.
Bea: Why am I grinning? Because I don’t have Bill and Iris here to interrupt me while I’m presenting comments on my upcoming match against Miss Manners. While we are on the subject of MANNERS shall we go over a few things? I grew up in the Philippines where they are extremely strict on having proper manners. This did not apply just when we are interacting with our family but also when interacting with everyone else. We were constantly reminded to mind our manners and show respect to others. I grew up with respect for others and I was taught to respect others even if they are jerks, assholes, or mean, because often these pathetic people are honestly so stupid that they don’t realize they are being disrespectful. Well either they honestly don’t realize they are being disrespectful or they were just asshole jerks who decided to be deliberately disrespectful. You know what I’m talking about. They are like my next opponent Miss Manners. She has no clue why she’s a rude and disrespectful bratty bitch because her parents taught her to do wrong. Unfortunately here in the United States, unlike in the Philippines, the concept of having nice manners and behaving and respecting others is unknown to most of the people from the United States. So when you couple the declining moral values in the United States, and bad parenting, you realize why Miss Manners is a jerk.
Bea looks deeply into the camera.
Bea: Well. . .well. . .well. . .Miss Manners. . .from information that is public in nature it appears that you grew up in a strict and moral home but that you were spoiled rotten by your parents. Maybe that’s the way things are here in the United States but growing up in the Philippines I had very strict parents with fantastic moral values and parents in the Philippines instill respect and dignity to their children. But you want to know where we differ? Parents in the Philippines didn’t spoil their children as they knew if they did then all the values and morality taught to them would get flushed down the toilet and that their child would be a spoiled brat asshole. Tell me, Miss Manners, did you have a lot of fun and enjoyment flushing all the so-called values that your parents taught you down the toilet? I have no clue why I try to talk sense to morons as they never understand what I’m talking about.
Bea gives a stern look into the camera.
Bea: It appears to me, Miss Manners, that you never learned a damn thing from your so-called morality-based parents as they spoiled you. Yes you could have been an amazing and sweet person like me but you turned out sour and pathetic with the belief that you’re superior to everyone else. Having that type of attitude and disrespect of others is NOT the definition of being mindful of your manners. Guess you need a few semesters in the School of Hard Knocks, in a class named MIND YOUR MANNERS, to beat some of the egotistical crap out of you. At December 2 Dismember V you are in a MIND YOUR MANNERS class with me as your Teacher. You will learn respect and manners well under my instruction as I will beat those concepts deep into you as I destroy you and win our match.
HOW DO BEA BARNHART AND MISS MANNERS MEASURE UP?
Bea hears the front door open which indicates that her husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, have returned from their walk in Sweetwater Park. Even though Bill and Iris don’t come into the room where Bea is presenting comments for her upcoming match we hear Bea comment to them.
Bea: Bill I wish to thank you and Iris for being quiet when you came home from the park. If you two could go upstairs to get changed and cleaned up it would be greatly appreciated as I’m airing comments for my upcoming match. After I’m done presenting comments for my match I’ll turn the air time over to you for you to present comments on your upcoming match. Thanks.
We hear Bill and Iris going upstairs and Bea returns to airing her comments.
Bea: I wish to let the viewers know how me and Miss Manners match up. We are both 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds so in the height and weight categories we are even. The difference, which is to my advantage, is that while I have amazingly fantastic manners and I’m awesome in the wrestling ring. . .we have Miss Manners who is a self-made sarcastic bitch who feels everyone else is beneath her and not worth her time to interact with them. You are free to believe what you want, Miss Manners, but just because a pile of dog shit thinks it doesn’t stinks doesn’t mean that it doesn’t stink. You may enter our match believing you are superior to me but when I beat the hell out of you and walk away as the winner of our match you will have learned that you really do suck as a wrestler.
CLOSING COMMENTS
Bea pauses her comments to walk into the Kitchen to brew a cup of coffee in her Keurig K-Cup brewer. Bea’s coffee quickly brews and she returns in front of the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match against Miss Manners.
Bea: Miss Manners you remind me of another wrestler who was here in Sin City Wrestling. She suddenly disappeared and nobody knows where she went. She was also an arrogant asshole, like you, who thought she was better than everyone else. Her name is Violet Amelia Holt. Want to know something Miss Manners? I had four matches against Violet Amelia Holt. Even though she bragged about how great she was in the wrestling ring, and she bragged how she would beat me down and humiliate me, Violet lost all four of her matches against me by submission. Did you hear that Miss Manners? Violet Amelia Holt lost all four matches we had against each other when I made her submit in all four matches.
Bea flexes her muscles then she points to her head to show she has superior intelligence over other wrestlers.
Bea: Just as Violet Amelia Holt lost to me four times, in four matches, all by submission, so you will come into our match at December 2 Dismember V as an arrogant jerk, and I’ll not only beat you down I’ll also make you lose to me by submission. When you recover consciousness after I destroy you I hope you’ll have learned a valuable lesson in being humble and civil. If not then screw you! See you on December 17, 2023, at December 2 Dismember V. . .if you still have enough courage to show up for our match!
Bea bursts out in loud laughter at the expense of Miss Manners.
Bea: I’m done with comments for this week for my match against Miss Manners. I’ll have Bill come out and stand before the camera so he can present comments for his upcoming Golden Briefcase Ladder Match for December 2 Dismember V.
After her closing comments Bea walks out of camera view and Bill comes into camera view to present comments for his upcoming match.