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Climax Control Archives / GIMMICS IN THE SPORT OF WRESTLING ARE A JOKE
« on: February 21, 2025, 01:43:44 PM »
GIMMICS IN A WRESTLING MATCH ARE A JOKE AND GIMMICS DON’T WIN MATCHES

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has finished his comments on his upcoming match against The Troll and now it is my pleasure to speak with Bea Barnhart to see what she has to say about being in a match against a wrestler named Necra Octavian Kane. I turn you over to Bea Barnhart at the hotel room where she is staying with her husband, and fellow Sin City Wrestling wrestler, Bill Barnhart, as they get prepared for Climax Control 417.

The camera shot returns to the hotel room where Bill and Bea are staying while preparing for their matches at Climax Control 417. Bill already had his say about his match against The Troll, with the winner of that match earning a spot in the Elimination Chamber match coming up soon. So now we are tuned in to hear what Bea Barnhart thinks, and how she feels, going up against Necra Octavian Kane at Climax Control 417.

Bea:  Yes I am back!!! I have recovered from the injuries I sustained at the last Pay-per-View event in a Street Fight Match. I have no hard feelings for my opponent I had for that match as she legally won the match. Although I still have a few bruises and scratches I am physically and mentally ready to go, ready to face anyone, and ready to kick ass. I never back down from anyone, or anything, and if my upcoming opponent, Necra Octavian Kane, still has the courage to show up for our match I will give you a beating so devastating that she will regret returning to active wrestling.

Bea laughs at the thought of her opponent and their upcoming match.

Bea:  So, Necra, let me get a few things out in the open so that there is no doubt where I stand on our match. I am coming into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds of aggression. I have an great record in my matches especially in Hardcore Rules matches. I have won many matches by making my opponents tape out. If you think you are IT and that after you had around a10 year absence from wrestling that you are going to take me out you better think again because you are not logically thinking if you feel you can easily defeat me.

Bea busts out laughing again. After she regains her composure she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Necra please allow me to enlighten you. Do you honestly believe that the fans care that an actor or wrestler was, at one point in their career, somewhat popular and now and that they are no longer popular and people turn away from them and when they see them after their disappearance from acting or wrestling the fans will still support them? NEWS FLASH!!! When the fans see these formerly average performers after these performers return after a long absence the fans make fun of them. I will present a few examples for you.

Bea picks up a sheet of paper and begins presenting information printed on that sheet of paper.

Bea:  Do you remember when Macaulay Culkin played Ralphie in the Home Alone movies? He was an okay actor but not great by any definition that term. After the studio stopped making Home Alone movies where did the career of Macaulay Culkin go? In the toilet and flushed into the sewage treatment facility.

Bea makes a motion as if someone is flushing crap down the toilet.

Bea:  Necra the fans have flushed you away from their memory as they flushed away the memory of Macaulay Culkin. Also, Necra, there was a very popular show in the early days of Disney on television. It was called The Mickey Mouse Club. There were over a dozen kids who were on the show but all but a few are remembered for being on the show. Yeah, okay, everyone knows that Annette Funicello. Some people may remember that other kids such as Bobby Burgess, Doreen Tracey, and. . .and. . .and…well there you go. Out of the nearly twenty kids who were members of the Mickey Mouse Club we can only remember a few of them. Some had limited success after the Mickey Mouse Show went away but most of them just faded away never to be heard from again. When you left wrestling around 10 years ago nobody missed you and nobody cared where you went.

Bea chuckles to herself again.

Bea:  So, Necra, I have one more for you. You may have heard, or even watched, a sitcom titled GOOD TIMES. It was a fairly entertaining sitcom and one of the starring roles was the character named J. J. Evans who was played by Jimmie Walker and his character had a catchphrase of DY-NO-MITE!!! After they were no longer broadcasting GOOD TIMES some of the cast members found other employment but nobody heard from Jimmie Walker. But you want to know what I have seen of Jimmie Walker? He is on information commercials for stuff like Medicare and Social Security. He still tries to use the catchphrase of DY-NO-MITE!!!  I mean, come on, the guy is currently 77 years old. Damn! Nobody gives a crap about him today and for sure, Necra, nobody cares that you went into retirement and into obscurity, then about 10 years later you show up again thinking the fans might still care for you? Dream on!

Bea bursts out in very loud laughter over her comments on Necra then after a time Bea stops laughing and continues with comments.

Bea:  Let me inform you of some stuff Necra. Yes I took a few cuts and bruises at the last SuperCard in a Street Fight Match. If you think those cuts and bruises will keep me from destroying you in our match you are hallucinating. I take wrestling seriously. I also take my other position in wrestling as the Manager for Bill and Felix. Everything I do I take seriously. Nobody has seen me get involved in the sport of Wrestling only to quit and walk away like you did. Nobody has seen me disappear from the sport of wrestling only to try to make a comeback ten years later. I work full speed ahead in my matches. I work on taking advantage of my opponents every chance I get. I enjoy what I am doing and I don’t need gimmicks to get the fans to pay attention to me. Now that you have been fully informed of who and what I am if you still have the courage to enter the ring and face me in our match I will be surprised. . .but you will still lose to me. And I will end my comments on the word Necra. The definition of the word Necra includes stuff like DEAD. . .DECEASED. . .NOT EXISTING ANYMORE. Well there you go! When I get done destroying you in our match your wrestling career will be officially DEAD. . .DECEASED. . .and NOT EXISTING ANYMORE.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for her upcoming match. The camera person calls into the Network to let them know Bea is done with her comments and the Network tells the camera person to cut their camera feed and when they do so our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I GOT THE TROLL IN A MATCH AGAIN
« on: February 21, 2025, 08:46:43 AM »
I GOT THE TROLL AGAIN IN A WRESTLING MATCH AND THIS TIME IT IS TO QUALIFY FOR THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH COMING UP SOON

Narrator:  I spoke with Bill Barnhart prior to coming on live on camera to give you my opening comments. First I want you to know that Bill is happy that Bea was cleared by their family doctor, Doctor Kim, to wrestle. At Climax Control 417 Bea is facing an opponent who is unknown to her, but apparently they appear to be somewhat known to others in Sin City Wrestling. Bea said she is ready to go and we will find out at Climax Control 417. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart who has things to say about facing The Troll again.

When the scene shifts from the Narrator to the hotel room where Bill and Bea are residing during Climax Control 417 the first thing we see is Bill walking across the room, carrying a coffee cup in his hand, and then taking a seat on the couch. A short time later we get a shot of Bea walking across the room and she sits next to Bill. Although Bea has been cleared to wrestle by Doctor Kim when we look at Bea and see the numerous scars she experienced in her Street Fight match recently we are surprised she took the offer to be assigned to a match. Bill takes a drink of his coffee then he launches into his comments for his upcoming match.

Bill:  Bea it is great to have you back on tour with me. I know Doctor Kim cleared you to wrestle but are you sure you are okay to face an opponent who is known to be aggressive and brutal in the ring?

Bea:  HELL YEAH I’M READY!!! I am not going to allow a few scratches and bruises keep me out of the wrestling ring and for damn sure I am not intimidated by someone who has been inactive in wrestling for around ten years.

Bill:  I know you are ready Bea. It is great to have you on tour with me again. Maybe soon Management will allow us to bring Iris with us so she doesn’t miss us so much when she has to stay home when we travel to do our wrestling. If you want to make comments on my match against The Troll while I am taking about my upcoming match against him please feel free to jump in with your comments.

Bea:  I will keep quiet while you talk to, and about, The Troll. I will have enough to say when I give present my comments to Necra Octavian Kane.

Bill thanks Bea for her comments and he again informs her that any time she wishes to jump into the conversation to make comments it is okay with him.

Bill:  I will start my comments by stating that I asked Bea to stay backstage during my match against The Troll. There are several reasons for this request. I do not want Bea to be exposed at ringside to possible attacks from her opponent, and their friends, to try to take Bea down before their match takes place. We want to make sure that Bea’s opponent doesn’t try to get a cheap win. Another reason is that since The Troll is easier to take out than taking a bag of trash to the dumpster so there is no need for Bea to be at ringside as my Manager.

Bill takes another drink of his coffee.

Bill:  The Troll is an easy opponent to defeat. There really isn’t a lot that any of his opponents need to do to defeat him. The Troll is obese. The Troll is dimwitted. The Troll is very slow in the wrestling ring. And The Troll is easily distracted. So the win will be easily obtained by me.

Bill sips more of his coffee.

Bill:  I have had several matches against The Troll. I saw how pathetic and slow he is. I easily distracted him and kept him disoriented. I remember one time that I tossed a large bag of Snickers bars into the ring and The Troll dove onto the Snickers bars and he was so distracted that he lost the match. No. . .I do not have plans of throwing a bag or two of Snickers bars into the ring to distract The Troll. I mean, come on, the guy is already distracted just waking up and getting out of bed and even more distracted when he gets dressed and he tries to tie his shoes.

Both Bill and Bea bust out with loud laughter over Bill’s comments concerning The Troll.

Bill:  So, Gabriel Thomas Wank…ewww…what a hell of a pathetic given name…are you ready for another round of me beating the hell out of you and walking away with the win? Not like you have a choice eh? There is no way you can defeat me and you know it. Remember that you are giving up eight inches of height to me. Although you have 12 pounds of weight over me those extra pounds will not be an advantage for you. When you struggle to waddle around the ring, try to catch up to me, while I am beating you down, I will be laughing so hard that the wrestling ring will vibrate.

Bill informs the camera person that he will make his closing comments then the camera person can cut their camera feed.

Bill:  I am in our match to win it and get into the Elimination Champion match that is coming up. You are not going to stop me from moving up while you are moving down. And, Gabriel, since I am a fun and nice guy after I humiliate you in our match, and I move on to the Elimination Chamber match, I may be nice to you and have a large bag of Snickers Bars delivered to your basement bedroom that is in your Mother’s house. Har har har!!!

Bill finishes his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed.

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Climax Control Archives / <font size=3><font color=white><b>I GOT ANOTHER SHOT AT KEVIN CARTER
« on: February 13, 2025, 11:03:29 AM »
I GOT ANOTHER SHOT AT KEVIN CARTER BUT THIS TIME WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE

The scene opens with a camera shot of the Narrator who does the lead in comments for Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Felix Hernandez.

Narrator:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to hear my opening comments on Bill Barnhart’s match against Kevin Carter with the Internet Championship on the line. I am sure Bill did not see a shot at a Championship this soon after Inception but he is not one to refuse a shot at a Championship. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart to let him inform you of what he is thinking about going into this match.

The scene shifts to a camera shot of Bill Barnhart in San Diego, California. We notice Bill is in casual attire consisting of blue jeans, black sneakers, and a pink pullover shirt. When the camera person informs Bill they are live broadcasting Bill dives into his comments for his upcoming Internet Championship match against the current Champion Kevin Carter.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my Internet Championship match against Kevin Carter at Climax Control 416. I am sure you want to know where I am located in the San Diego area and I will get to that information shortly.

Bill picks up a can of Classic Coke, pops the top, and takes a drink, then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  First I want to give you an update on Bea’s condition as she is still recovering from her Street Fight match from Inception. Bea’s wounds are healing and if it wasn’t for our Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, refusing to clear Bea to wrestle this soon after her injuries, she would have asked to be on this card. So Bea is at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. I have our neighbor, Andrew, stopping by our house to ensure Bea is okay. This is even more important since our English Bulldog Iris is there and I prefer that Andrew take care of Iris so that Bea can rest and fully recover. Also our friend and fellow wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, Felix Hernandez, who lives in Athens, Georgia, which is about 40 miles from Lawrenceville, is stopping by every other day to check on Bea’s healing process. Don’t be concerned for Felix as the drive from Athens to Lawrenceville, Georgia, is 40 miles each way and the drive is on the University Parkway so the travel is quick. Our family Doctor, Doctor Kim, said he expects to clear Bea to wrestle in about two weeks. Please allow me a little time to hook up a video call with Bea so you can get information directly from her.

Bill drinks more of his Classic Coke then he sets up the video call with Bea. When the call is on the screen and the audio is working nicely the two go into their video call.

Bill:  Hi Bea! How are you feeling today? How is the healing process going after your Street Fight match at the Pay-per-View?

Bea:  Well part of what I am working through is finding areas of my body that are still not hurting as much as when that Street Fight match was over. I expect that in two weeks I will be in a good enough condition to get an assignment for a match. That way I can prove to everyone that I am ready to get back into the ring.

Bill:  Glad to hear you are healing fast and that you are anxious to get back into the ring. While I have you on video call can you ask Iris to come into the room so I can tell her something?

Bea:  Sure. IRIS!!! DADDY IS ON A VIDEO CALL AND HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!

Iris, who is Bill and Bea’s English Bulldog waddles into the room. As soon as Iris sees Daddy Bill on the computer she perks up, starts barking and spinning around, then she tries to kiss Bill’s image on the computer screen.

Bill:  Hi Iris! I want you to take care of Mommy Bea. Also I am trying to work with Sin City Wrestling Management to have them allow me and Bea to bring you to some of our wrestling events so you won’t miss us too much. Also, Iris, I have a surprise for you. Senor Vinnie is making a return to wrestling in Sin City Wrestling and when he contacts me I will see if he will still be bringing Pete The Cactus with him to wrestling events. This hopefully will turn out to you and Pete getting back together as a couple.

Iris:  WOOF! BARK! HOWL! (interpretation:  YAY! I HAVE MISSED PETE THE CACTUS FOR TOO LONG. HOPEFULLY PETE WILL TAKE ME TO A SPA WHERE WE CAN CHILL OUT AND GET A MASSAGE. WOO HOO!!!)

Bill:  Calm down Iris! Your hormones are in overdrive. Ha ha ha!!! So, Bea, I have to get back to commenting on my match against Kevin Carter for the Internet Championship at Climax Control 416. Bye!

Bea:  Bye!

Bill ends the video call with Bea and Iris. He then picks up the can of Classic Coke and takes a drink then he sets the can down on the table. Bill looks into the camera and continues with his comments on his Internet Championship match against Kevin Carter.

Bill:  I need to comment on a few things before I go into specific comments on my upcoming match. I lived in San Diego, California, in addition to living in Oakland, California. I have never heard of the Frontwave Arena. And on top of that I have no clue why they list the Frontwave Arena as being in San Diego when it is not located in San Diego. The Frontwave Arena is located in Oceanside, California, which is 40 miles North of San Diego. I guess they didn’t want their arena physically located in San Diego to they placed it in Oceanside but still call their location as San Diego. I guess confusion reigns in San Diego.

Bill finishes his current can of Classic Coke. He then grabs another can of Classic Coke but he doesn’t immediately open it. . .he just sits it on the table for later use.

Bill:  Hi, Kevin, so nice to see you again. It was at Climax Control 410 when you won the match we were in and you then went on to defeat Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship. Since I am one of the most honest wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling I will tell you the truth. I had two singles matches against Helluva Bottom Carter and I lost both of them. I was involved in other matches where Helluva Bottom Carter was also involved but I am focusing on Singles competition as that is the type of match I am involved in against you.

Bill picks up the second can of Classic Coke and pops the top and takes a drink. He returns the can of Classic Coke to the table then he looks into the camera to continue his comments.

Bill:  Kevin as I already stated I applaud you on your win over Helluva Bottom Carter. He is, without a doubt, one of the toughest wrestlers to get a win over them. So, Kevin, what are you thinking leading up to your Internet Championship defense against me at Climax Control 416? I guess you do have bragging rights to brag about your win over Helluva Bottom Carter. However, Kevin, there is something you need to keep in your mind as our match quickly approaches. I am not Helluva Bottom Carter. I may have taken one loss to you but I am not taking a second loss to you at Climax Control 416. Are you getting over-confident where you are at right now Kevin? How about we do a bit of comparing of things just so you know where both of us are at. You are coming into our match at 6 feet 1 inch and I am coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches. I come into our match at a weight of 240 pounds and you come into our match at a weight of 218 pounds. That puts you at a weight disadvantage of 22 pounds. Does height and weight always equate into an advantage and a win? Nope. Does being lighter in weight and shorter in height equate into an advantage and a win? Nope. So, Kevin, what does it take to win a match regardless of the size of your opponent? A desire to win and the attitude that I will never give up and submit in a match unless there are no other options available.

Bill finishes off his second can of Classic Coke.

Bill:  If you can beat me down to where I cannot get up and kick your ass I will respect you for that accomplishment. If you can out-maneuver me and keep me off-balance to where you can get a win by pinfall or submission I will respect you for that accomplishment. All I ask of you, Kevin, is that when I beat you down where you cannot get back up on your feet and I get the win by pinfall or submission I expect you to respect what I accomplished in our match and that you will congratulate me on defeating you to become the newly crowned Internet Champion. Please enjoy the time you have left until February 16th because after I defeat you and I am crowned the new Internet Champion you will have nothing left to enjoy. There really is nothing wrong with someone earning a Championship and then bragging about it as we have all been there and done that. But, Kevin, can you retain the Internet Championship against me or is what you are claiming is nothing more than bragging on something you cannot accomplish? We will find on on February  16th.

Bill informs the camera person that he is finished with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to let them know Bill is done presenting his comments and the Network cuts the feed to the camera and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v ALEXANDRA CALAWAY - STREETFIGHT
« on: January 29, 2025, 03:41:43 PM »
ALEXANDRA CALAWAY HAS NOWHYERE TO RUN AND NOWHERE TO HIDE FROM ME THIS TIME

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart before I came live on camera to ask her how she feels going into her match against Alexandra Calaway. Bea told me she is confident that she will walk out of her match as the winner. With that said I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart so she can give you her comments on her upcoming match.

The camera shot changes from the Narrator to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room at a hotel located near the MGM Grand Garden Arena. During this presentation Bea has informed the camera person that she will not be sitting down on the couch or a chair because she feels like standing while giving her comments for her upcoming match with Alexandra Calaway.

Bea:  I wish to thank everyone for tuning in for my presentation of comments for my upcoming match against Alexandra Calaway at Inception VII. Our match is for the purpose of ending the tie between us. Counting only Singles matches me and Alexandra are 2-2 against each other. This match will break the tie between us. I am sure Alexandra does not like the fact that I am coming into this match to win this match and be one match win ahead of her having two wins against me.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  Alexandra I am sure you are happy that our match is Street Fight Rules. I say that because you know damn well you cannot take me out if our match is a Standard Rules match. Regardless of what type of match I am in I do not need weapons and I do not need to cheat and violate the rules of the match. I don’t need weapons to defeat you as I have proven twice before. I can get the job done with my wrestling skills and my intelligence. However since our match is a Street Fight that’s the rules we need to work with. However our match turns out that is the way it goes. If you win I will congratulate you on your win. If you lose I expect you to congratulate me on my win.

Bea informs the camera person she will make closing comments then they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  What our match comes down to is that I want us both to do our best in the match and whoever gets their hand raised in victory that is how it goes. I am not going to whine if I end up taking the loss. I am not going to run around, like some wrestlers do, whining, crying, and demanding Management give them another match with the person they lost to. I know where I stand in the sport of wrestling. I know where I stand in Sin City Wrestling. And soon everyone will see that when I start challenging for Championships again and winning those Championships. Then everyone will see the extreme jealousy from the rest of the Bombshells against me. See you at Inception VII.

When Bea motions to the camera person to indicate she is done with her comments they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.



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Supercard Archives / Re: "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART v JUSTIN SMITH
« on: January 29, 2025, 03:39:10 PM »
I CAN WIN MY MATCH AGAINST JUSTIN SMITH WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is extremely confident that he will defeat Justin Smith and keep moving up in the rankings in Sin City Wrestling. I am sure Bill will make quick work of Justin Smith.

When the scene shifts we get a shot of Bill Barnhart as he is walking around in the MGM Grand Garden Arena. Even though Bill is casually dressed in regular clothing, instead of wearing his wrestling attire, he is very well known by the fans who are walking around in the venue so they greet Bill, wave to him, and they let him know they are looking forward to him defeating Justin Smith.

Bill:  Thanks to everyone who tuned in to listen to my comments leading up to my match against Justin Smith at INCEPTION VII. Yes I am extremely confident that I will defeat Justin Smith for the third time. In fact I am so confident that I will defeat Justin Smith that I could go into the ring wearing a blindfold and still defeat Justin. Yeah, I know, that was a very rude and insulting comment, and I probably shouldn’t have made that comment, but I am Bill Barnhart, I will say what I want to say, and I don’t care if anyone is insulted by my comments.

Bill continues walking around the venue while the camera person keeps their camera focused on him.

Bill:  I know some of you watching my comments are wondering why Bea, who serves as my Manager, is not on camera with me at this time. Bea will be at ringside to ensure nobody interferes in my match to give Justin Smith a cheap win over me. She doesn’t need to be on camera when I talk about my upcoming match. And before any of you think that Bea is at ringside serving as my Manager to interfere in my match I tell you to put those stupid thoughts out of your head. Bea doesn’t need to interfere in my matches. Bea only needs to be at ringside serving as my Manager to ensure my opponents don’t hire interference to get them a cheap win. Bea is also at ringside as my manager to ensure the Referee assigned to my match calls the match fairly for both myself and Justin Smith. Yes it really is that simple.

Bill continues walking down the walkway and he enters the area where the wrestling ring is set up for INCEPTION VII. Bill walks up to the wrestling ring and stands in front of the ring.

Bill:  Well, Justin, take a good look at this wrestling ring as this is the wrestling ring we will be in when we have our match. The reason I want you to take a good look at this wrestling ring is that very quickly after the bell rings to start out march I will have you on the mat so often that the only thing you will see are the lights in the overhead and the ceiling of the venue. But you don’t need to worry about anything Justin. I am not in our match to hurt you. I am in our match to give you a loss early in our match and send you back to your dressing room with your third loss against me. It is nothing personal Justin. Just doing my job here in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Justin I know the things I am saying are somewhat over the top. I know you don’t like the things I am saying. However the bottom line remains the same regardless of what you think of my comments. I could enter the ring for our match, don a mask that has no eye holes which would make me unable to see, and I would still easily defeat you. See you at Inception VII.

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person informs the network that he is done and they tell the camera person to cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / TIME TO BREAK THE DIE AGAINST ALEXANDRA CALAWAY
« on: January 24, 2025, 12:59:11 PM »
TIME TO BREAK THE TIE WITH ALEXANDRA CALAWAY

Narrator:  Bea told me she is looking forward to this match against Alexandra Calaway. She said the reason is that she has two submission victories over Alexandra and she has two losses to Alexandra, with one loss being by submission and the other loss was a Triple Threat where Alexandra pinned the other wrestler in the ring so Bea considers herself tied with Alexandra. There were several other matches where Bea and Alexandra were involved but they were either Mixed Tag Team or multi-wrestler matches but neither Bea or Alexandra got the direct win over the other.

The scene changes to a shot of Bea Barnhart walking around the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. When Bea notices a camera person keeping her in their camera shot she takes the time to address her next opponent who is Alexandra Calaway.

Bea:  Hi and welcome to everyone watching this camera shot of me at this time. I especially wish to welcome Alexandra Calaway as I will school her in what to expect in our wrestling match at Inception VII. I will start with information on the match history between us that involved either just the two of us and a match where it was a Triple Threat.

Bea continues walking around and looking into various venues and shops.

Bea:  Alexandra I know you remember the first two matches we had against each other. I beat you down and then I made you submit with one of my submission holds. I know that pissed you off as you thought you were not able to be defeated by others but I proved you wrong. Down the way we had another Singles match and you won that match by submission and I was happy to see you recovered from your two submission losses to me. The other match I will mention was a Triple Threat between me and you and Georgie Robertson. In that match you managed to slam me through a table and then you managed to climb the ladder before Georgia Robertson could stop you from snagging the Bombshell Roulette Champion. I did not mention the other multi-wrestler matches as they involved either a lot of other wrestlers or it was a Mixed Tag Team match. So, basically, what we have is that I have two wins over you and you have two over me. At our match at Inception VII I break our tie with a win over you.

Bea starts moving again to see what other sights and stores are available in this venue.

Bea:  Now, Alexandra, before you launch into loud and obnoxious comments leading up to our match I ask you to be careful what you say, how you say it, and the reason why you are saying it. If you think I have been running around demand matches with you after I soundly defeated you twice, by submission, before you ever got close to getting a win over me, then apparently your brain is not capable of logical thought.  And before you open your mouth and say something you will regret for the rest of your wrestling career I advise you to close your mouth, think hard on what you are planning to say, and then if you still believe you have the right to say it then please feel free to say it. However there is no immunity from receiving paybacks on your comments when a person decides to over-step the boundaries and hurl lies at others.

Bea again starts walking around in the venue and when she passes a doorway that opens onto the sidewalk in front of the venue she sees a few people in an altercation attacking and punching each other. Bea smiles then she continues with her comments into the camera.

Bea:  There is a saying by Mark Twain that goes THE MORE I KNOW HUMANS THE MORE I LOVE MY DOG and seeing those people on the sidewalk getting into an altercation and an argument over some petty thing is a perfect example of what Mark Twain was talking about. What I saw happen was a person was walking down the sidewalk outside the venue and someone walking in the opposite direction wasn’t paying attention and they bumped into them. Instead of just apologizing to each other about accidentally bumping into each other they got into an altercation that led to pushing, shoving, and blows being thrown.

Bea takes one last look at the two persons outside who got into the altercation, to see that they are still fighting, then she looks back into the camera.

Bea>  Alexandra it appears, to me anyway, that it has been you who has been complaining, bitching, whining, and threatening because you misunderstand me. It has always been you who was starting crap against me and not me starting crap against you. It has always been you who accused me of things I never did. It has always been you who issue demands for matches to face off against me even though Management told you NO many times. When I took a look at the Card for Inception VII it surprised me that the comments on our match is that you demanded this match against me over false claims you have been making against me. That’s sad behavior Alexandra…very sad behavior.

Bea attempts to hold back a laugh but her laugh loudly flies out of her mouth.

Bea:  HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh. . .My. . .Gawd. . .Alexandra! You are one hilarious person! So how did you get this match against me at Inception VII? You must have whined, moaned, and complained to Management and I guess they got tired of hearing you whine so they assigned you to our upcoming match. I guess you also demanded it be a STREETFIGHT Hardcore Rules match huh? I mean, come on Alexandra, you lost to me twice by submission so you know I have what it takes to take you out again. Also I am expecting that when I soundly defeat you at Inception VII that I should start getting sent after the Bombshell Roulette Championship again. And, this time, when they send me after the Bombshell Roulette Championship I will enter the match as the contender and exit the match as the newly crowned Bombshell Roulette Championship.

Bea smiles then begins to walk toward the exit to leave the venue.

Bea:   Time for me to return to my hotel room so I can relax and think about those times I soundly destroyed you in the wrestling ring. Do whatever you want Alexandra. Think what you want Alexandra. Try all the underhanded and illegal things to take me out before our match. Everything you try will fail. Enjoy the rest of your day Alexandra. For damn sure I’m enjoying my day. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Bea walks out of camera range while she is laughing loudly. When Bea is out of the range of the camera the camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.



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Supercard Archives / JUSTIN SMITH IS DOOMED AGAIN HAVING TO FACE OFF AGAINST ME
« on: January 24, 2025, 12:55:00 PM »
JUSTIN SMITH IS DOOMED AGAIN HAVING TO FACE OFF AGAINST ME

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart called me to let me know what information should be included in my opening remarks concerning his upcoming match at Inception VII against Justin Smith. Bill has been in two Singles matches against Justin Smith and he easily defeated Justin those two times. There was another match where both Bill and Justin were involved in but it was a multi-wrestler match and it was someone else who pinned Justin for the win in that match. With that out of the way I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene shifts from the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart warming up in a wrestling ring against some jobber. Bill notices the camera person informing him that the camera is now live so Bill presents comments while working over the jobber who is his opponent for this warm-up session.

Bill  Justin Smith. Who in the hell did you piss off again in the Management office to have been assigned to another match against me? I mean, come on Justin, while the accolades are flying in my direction praising me on still being a major force to reckon with in the Wrestling world, and most importantly, still being a major force to reckon with as a participate in the Roulette Division, everyone is laughing at you. Let me enlighten you Justin. Unless you are deaf, blind, stupid, or all three of those things, you know I held the Roulette Championship two times and both times I successfully defended the Roulette Championship numerous times during those two Championship reigns. Also you should know by now that my desire is to get another shot at the Roulette Championship as I want to become a three-time Roulette Champion. What that means, Justin, is that I am going to give you the third loss you will have to take at my hands. Once I am done with you the matches to allow me to charge back into the Roulette Division and become a three-time Roulette Champion and earn my way into a the sport of being a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bill turns away from the camera for a moment to toss the jobber around before slam dunking the jobber into giving up in the match. Bill then flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  What’s that you are trying to say Justin? You are claiming that you will come into our match and defeat me and prevent me from getting my chance to become a three-time Roulette Champion? You are joking right? I mean, come on, you took two brutal defeats at my hands and suddenly you believe you can defeat me this time around? I guess I have to give you credit for continuing to rush into situations where you have no chance of success. But the way I see that behavior pattern is that rushing into situations where you are at a  huge disadvantage is not an intelligent thing to do however it is a detrimental thing to your wrestling career and your record in the wrestling ring.

Bill turns away from looking into the camera then he informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bill Barnhart is done with his comments so they tell the camera person to cut their camera feed and after they cut the camera feet our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / EVERYONE SCREWS THINGS UP AND I AM HERE TO SET THEM STRAIGHT
« on: January 17, 2025, 04:02:11 PM »
EVERYONE SCREWS THINGS UP AND I AM HERE TO SET THEM STRAIGHT

Narrator:  I had a long talk with Bill Barnhart before will go live  to present his comments for his upcoming match at Climax Control 415. He didn’t give me specifics on what he is going to discuss but he assured me that it would be informative, amusing, and to-the-point. With that comment I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The camera view switches from the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart and Bea Barnhart and it appears they are in the Hotel room they have rented for Climax Control. Bill will be facing off against Connor Murphy and Bea will be in Bill’s corner as his Manager. The assigned camera person lets Bill and Bea know they are going to live broadcasting in three…two…one…and we are live broadcasting.

Bill:  I have to make the assumption that Connor Murphy will be watching my comments for our upcoming match. That way he cannot use the excuse that he didn’t know what he was getting himself into when he signed the contract to wrestle me. To start out my comments I want everyone to know that I have pounds of weight over Connor and I am also 3 inches taller than him. We had one match, which was a Triple Threat, and somehow Connor was able to take advantage of the awkward and clumsy The Troll for the win. Please take note that I was not pinned in that match so technically I didn’t directly lose the match. It was The Troll who f’d things up.

Bea:  Nice opening comments Bill. Unlike most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who lie and try to deceive people with their comments you always tell the truth.

Bill:  Bea I did not inform you what the contents and comments my promo for this match will contain as I wanted you to get the same effect as those currently watching.

Bea:  This will be very interesting.

Bill:  The first item I would like to bring up are stupid things that those who create cartoons do that irritate me because they are not factually correct. I will start with examples from Spongebob Squarepants then I will offer more examples from another cartoon named Phineas and Ferb. So, Connor, you are probably asking yourself why I am bringing up examples of stupid stuff from programs on television? It is very simple because I can use their stupidity in these cartoons to explain to everyone why are are stupid and you screw things up.

Bea:  Which are you going to use as your first example?

Bill:  I will use Spongebob Squarepants as their errors are so blatantly obvious you cannot ignore them. To start off everyone in Bikini Bottom where Spongebob and the other characters live is under the water. Deep under the water? So let me ask you something. Why do the residents of Bikini Bottom go to the beach and there is water lapping up on the sand? If they are underwater then there would not be any waves or water lapping up on the sand. Then you see people at Bikini Botto putting wood in a pile and having a campfire? Huh? They are under the water so how are they building fires? Then you have Mister Krabs who is, of course, a Crab, but his daughter named Pearl is a Whale. What in the hell is going on with the relationships Mr. Krabs had with a Whale that created his daughter Pearl?

Bea:  I’ve watched the Spongebob Squarepants show with you but those concepts, or errors if you want to call them that, never came to my mind.

Bill:  Now I will move on to the cartoon show named Phineas and Ferb. These two young boys create numerous scientific projects and amaze everyone while their sister, Candace, rung to their mother screaming that Phineas and Ferb created something but I never fails that as soon as their mother shows up the item Phineas and Ferb were working on has already disappeared.

Bea:  Candace is surely out of her mind.

Bill:  The other crazy thing is that their family has a pet Platypus named Perry. He is their pet he is also serves as a Spy in a Top Secret Spy Agency. In one episode the leader of the spy agency told his assistant that they are going to fly Perry the Platypus back to his home country so he will not get lonely. Here’s the crazy item in this episode of Phineas and Ferb. As they are flying the plane the Assistant to the Spy Agency Chief Officer asked the  leader of the spy agency why they landed in Africa. The leader of the Spy Agency stated they are required to return Petty the Platypus back to his home country. The assistant to the leader of the Spy Agency comments that the only place in the world you find the Platypus is in Australia so the spy agency made a huge mistake. Unfortunately Disney never correct that glaring error from their writing staff and Perry never got returned to Australia. However Petty did get returned to Phineas and Ferb so all turned out nicely.

Bea:  Are you ready to talk directly to Connor Murphy now?

Bill:  Yep! Let me get a drink out of the refrigerator in the kitchen and then we can discuss the upcoming match.

Bill stands up and walks into the kitchen and he returns with two cans of Classic Coke. Bill returns to the chair he was sitting in earlier.

Bill: Well, Connor, we meet again. Before I go into comments about our match on Sunday I need to let the viewers know what is going on. The only match that both of us were involved in was the match on December 15, 2024, at Climax Control 412. It was a Triple Threat Roulette Wheel match where I faced off against Connor Murphy and The Troll. Due to the fact that Connor won the match by pinning the Troll tells everyone the truth of what happened in that match. Connor did not pin me nor did he make me submit in the match for the win. Hmmm…So if you hear Connor Murphy bragging how he defeated me in that match, instead of telling you the truth that he only pinned The Troll for the win, then he is guilty of making a huge mistake.

Bea: In the Philippines where I grew up parents and extended family got in your face to let you know that you have no right to brag about something that you were not involved in. Well that carries over, for me anyway, to here in the United States, where someone like you, Connor, brag about defeating me at Climax Control 412 when did not defeat me by pinfall, submission, or knockout, as you only won the match due to pinning The Troll.

Bill:  So, Connor, you can talk all the crap you want but you have not yet defeated me in a wrestling match. Defeating The Troll in a Triple Threat match doesn’t mean you pinned me and it doesn’t mean you caused me to tap out. The interpretation of that is that you screwed things up by making a false claim. Now I am coming into our upcoming match to right the wrong you did by making that false claim. Have fun leading up to our match because once the bell rings and our match is officially underway you will lose to me.

Bill informs the camera person he is finished with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / BEA'S TRIPLE THREAT CHALLENGE FOR SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP
« on: January 10, 2025, 09:48:05 AM »
ANOTHER TRIPLE THREAT CHALLENGE TO QUALIFY FOR A SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE NEAR FUTURE

Narrator:  Bea has another chance to qualify for a shot at the Roulette Championship down the way. Bea told me that she is not going to let this opportunity slip through her hands.

The camera person has his camera focused on Bea Barnhart and they give her the signal that they are now live broadcasting. We are not sure of the exact location where Bea is broadcasting from but perhaps she might let us know where she is. Bea smiles into the camera, then she sits down on a chair, and launches into her comments leading up to her Roulette Rules Triple Threat match where the winner of the match gets into the Roulette Championship Match in the near future.

Bea:  Thank you for joining me while I present my comments for my upcoming match against Harper Mason and Alicia Lukas. I know you want to know where I am located and I will let you know that I decided to broadcast my comments from the broadcast studio located at the Reno Events Center where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax control 414. I will start by presenting our statistics so everyone knows what is going on for the match. I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds. Harper Mason comes into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 125 pounds. Then we have Alicia Lukas coming into the match at 5 feet 8 inches and 150 pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for us in this match. Therefore the match winner, ME of course, will be the wrestler who is more intelligent, more agile, and more aggressive, than both Alicia and Harper.

Bea grins into the camera while pointing to herself to let the viewers know that she is going to be the winner of this match.

Bea:  For the record I am 1-1 against Harper Mason and I have no match history against Alicia Lukas. Yeah, I know, even I am surprised that I have been actively wrestling in Sin City Wrestling since January 5, 2020. Sometimes that is how the bookings go. Although Alicia has been able to avoid facing me in the ring prior to this match she now cannot figure a way to avoid facing me now the match is officially booked. I guess Alicia could claim she is not feeling well and beg Management to release her from her obligation to wrestle in our match but I don’t see her as that huge of a coward to pull that bullshit on us.

Bea rolls her eyes at the possibility that Alicia Lukas might be scared enough to find some stupid excuse to try to get out of participating in this match against me and Harper Mason.

Bea:  For those of you who have not been paying attention I carry a Genius level I.Q. of 130. I did some general calculations I came up that the combined I.Q. of Harper and Alicia come to less than the 130 I.Q. I carry by myself. That just makes my winning this match easier as I can out-think the two of them combined and they would never know what hit them. I equate them with two low-mentality country hicks that don’t know shit.

Bea holds a thumbs up in front of the camera before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  Let me tell you a story of two low mentality country hicks and the story has reference to the low mentality of Harper and Alicia. These two low mentality hicks were walking down the sidewalk one day. They both saw something on the sidewalk but they didn’t know what it was. The first low-mentality hick commented I WONDER WHAT THAT IS and the second low-mentality hick replied with I DON’T KNOW SO WE NEED TO TEST IT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. The first low mentality hick dropped to her knees and grabbed a handful of the item on the sidewalk. She squeezed it in her hand and commented WELL IT FEELS LIKE DOG SHIT TO ME. Then the other low mentality hick got down on her knees and got her face right next to the stuff on the sidewalk and took a deep breath and she nearly puked. She then commented WELL YOU SAID IT FEELS LIKE DOG SHIT…AND I JUST SMELLED IT AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOG SHIT. The two low mentality hicks both picked up a bunch of this shit in their hands and both tasted the shit they picked up and they nearly puked all over the sidewalk. The first low mentality hick said: IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT…IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT…AND FOR DAMN SURE IT TASTES LIKE SHIT to which the second low mentality hick said:  YES IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT…SMELLS LIKE SHIT…AND TASTES LIKE SHIT…GOOD THING WE DIDN’T STEP IN IT!!! Then the two low mentality hicks, with hands and mouths smelling like poop walked off down the sidewalk no wiser due to the incident they just had.

The camera gets a shot of Bea as she is laughing to hard that she dropped to the floor and she is rolling around trying to catch her breath and continue with her comments on her upcoming match. Finally Bea regains her composure then she stands up and takes a chair in front of the camera.

Bea:  I told you that story about the two hicks and the dog shit on the sidewalk as I felt the story was a fantastic representation of the two wrestlers I am facing in Harper Mason and Alicia Lukas. I will take a short break to get something to drink then I will continue with my comments to enlighten you on why I am going to win this match.

Bea holds up one finger.

Bea:  Reason number one why I will win this match and then go on to earn the Roulette Championship is that I have a genius level IQ.

Bea holds up two fingers.

Bea:  Reason number two is that I have done well in wrestling, especially in Hardcore Rules matches, and my upcoming match against Harper Mason and Alicia Lukas will be an easy match for me.

Bea holds up three fingers.

Bea:  With the combined IQ’s of Alicia and Harper only coming up to half what my I.Q. is that is a solid sign that I will easily defeat them then move on to become Roulette Champion.

Bea stands up and looks deeply into the camera.

Bea:  Thank you all for tuning in to listen to my comments on my next match. Watch me work my magic on the evening of  January 12, 2025.

Bea finishes her comments on her upcoming match and the camera person cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I'M GOING TO WIN THE TRIPLE THREAT ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
« on: January 10, 2025, 09:44:45 AM »
I AM GOING TO WIN THIS TRIPLE THREAT ROULETTE RULES CHALLENGE AND THEN I WILL WIN THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE NEAR FUTURE

Narrator:  Felix has been assigned to another Triple Threat Roulette Rules match, against Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan, where the winner of the match goes into the Roulette Championship match in the near future. Felix told me he wants to win this match and then move on to the Roulette Championship match and win the Roulette Championship so that he can silence the doubters.

The camera shot changes to a shot of the dressing room door where Felix Hernandez is relaxing for a bit. The camera person knocks on the door and Felix opens the door and invites the camera person into the dressing room. He then informs the camera person to set up their camera and to let him know when they are live broadcasting. When the camera person is done setting up they let Felix know that they are live broadcasting.

Felix:  I wish to welcome those who are watching to my dressing room. On January 12th I enter the ring to have a Roulette Rules Triple Crown Challenge match against Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan. Bea will be at ringside with me as she is my Manager and since I have two opponents for this match I want her to keep an eye on the action to ensure they do not violate the rules and that the Referee for my match calls the match fairly.

Felix pauses his comments for a moment then he continues.

Felix:  The two opponents I have for our match are Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan. I have no match history with Daniel Morgan so I am not sure what exactly to expect from him. Then again he is just another wrestler so I am sure he will not be difficult to defeat in our match. The other opponent in the match is Justin Smith. I am 2-0 against Justin so I assure you he will not be a factor in our match.

Felix pulls out a small piece of paper that he open and begins to read what is on the paper.

Felix:  I enter our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds in weight. Justin Smith comes into our match at 6 feet four inches and 260 pounds. Daniel Morgan comes into our match as ____ feet in height and _____ pounds of weight. I know I can easily defeat these two wrestlers but the three of us know this is a Roulette Rules match and that means any match type or stipulation for the match could pop up on the Roulette Wheel that would cause us to have an extremely difficult match. We just have to wait to see what the rules and stipulations of our match is after we arrive at the ring.

KNOCK…KNOCK…KNOCK…

Hearing the knocking on his dressing room door Felix stands up and walks to the door and opens the door. He sees the visitor is Bea Barnhart who serves as his Manager and she is married to Bill Barnhart and also serves as his Manager. Felix invites Bea to join him on camera as he is presenting comments for his match at Climax Control 414

Felix:  I know you also have a Roulette Rules Triple Crown Challenge match like I do but I wasn’t expecting you to come to my dressing room but I am glad you did. Please join me on camera as you are officially my Manager in addition to being Bill’s Manager.

Bea:  Thanks Felix.

Felix: I haven’t seen Bill here at the Reno Events Center. Did Bill come with you for this event?

Bea:  No. He stayed in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris. Even though we went directly home after the last event since I got assigned to a match at Climax Control 414 Bill decided to stay and spend extra time with Iris. I have to tell you that Iris really missed me and Bill. I am going to have a talk with Management to see if we could be allowed to have Iris travel with us as a lot of our fans keep asking us why we don’t bring Iris with us.

Felix:  That would be nice to have Iris tour with us. Are you able to stay on camera with me until I finish my comments? I know you are going to present your match comments soon but I don’t want to take some of your air time.

Bea:  Not a problem Felix. I can broadcast comments on my match when I am ready as there is no set time schedule for the camera person to do their assignment.

Felix:  When I win my match I will be one of the contender in the next Roulette Championship match. For those of you who are not aware of it yet Bea is also assigned to a Roulette Rules Triple Crown Challenge match like I am. Bea’s match comes two matches after my match. I want to see both of us win our match and head off for a shot at the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  You know I want that Roulette Championship big time. I will just do what I do in all my matches and that is to give it my best shot and see how everything comes out.

Felix:  Going into this Triple Crown Challenge Roulette Rules match I am facing Justin Smith for my second time. In our two previous matches I defeated Justin so that proves that even if I go up against an opponent who is taller and heavier than I am that I still come out winning the match. As for Daniel Morgan? I haven’t been in Sin City Wrestling long enough to have had the opportunity to wrestle against Daniel Morgan. Since I have no in-ring history against Daniel Morgan I am going into this match having to treat him as an unknown wrestler against me. But that is okay as every wrestler has experienced having to face off against other wrestlers where they have no in-ring experience against them. The bottom line is that the winner of any match is the wrestler who can face off against anyone, with any skills, and any height and weight, and even wrestlers who have held numerous Championships, and win. That, my friends, is exactly what I am going to do against Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan.

Bea:  Do you have a different approach to Daniel Morgan than you do against wrestler you have faced off against? Does the fact that you have not faced Daniel Morgan in the ring before cause you concern?

Felix:  There is no reason for me to be concerned just because I haven’t faced that wrestler yet. I will go into this match as I have with all my other matches and that is to go into the match with the intent to win. Everyone who is a doubter of my abilities needs to talk with Kris Ryans to ask him if facing him for my first time was detrimental or beneficial to me. And the answer to that question? All the doubters out there need to talk to Kris about how I walked into Climax Control 402 as a challenger and walked out of Climax Control 402 with a win over Kris Ryans by pinfall. Same concept applies to my upcoming match against Daniel Morgan and Justin Smith.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  I am not saying that I am different than most of the other wrestlers. I am not saying that I am better than most of the other wrestlers. What I am saying is that I do things differently than most other wrestlers do. I will be honest with you that in the nine matches I’ve had in Sin City Wrestling that I am 3-5 in Singles matches and 0-1 in Triple Threat matches. Overall that gives me a record of 3 wins 6 losses and no draws. Some of those losses was due to me taking opponents lightly. Some of those losses came due to interference perpetrated by friends of my opponents which caused me the loss. But the three wins I have came due to me giving a better effort and performance than my opponents. Just a simple matter of me being one step ahead of my opponents so that I can take the advantage before they have a chance to counter what I am doing. I got this match won before the bell to officially start the match rings.

Felix notifies the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Felix is finished with his comments for his upcoming match and the Network cuts the feed to the camera and they return to regularly scheduled programming.


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Climax Control Archives / TRIPLE THREAT VERSUS PRUDENCE PIERCE AND BOBBIE DAHL
« on: December 20, 2024, 08:12:35 PM »
TRIPLE THREAT TRIPLE CROWN CHALLENGE ROULETTE RULES MATCH PRUDENCE PIERCE VERSUS BOBBIE DAHL VERSUS BEA BARNHART

Narrator:  I just got off a video call with Bea Barnhart and I will inform you that you are in for a hell of a presentation by Bea leading up to her match at Climax Control 413. I will now turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is in Las Vegas, Nevada, where she is getting ready for her Triple Threat Roulette Rules match with the winner of her match going on to Inception VII where they will be in a match to determine the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion.

When the scene shifts we see Bea sitting at a desk and it appears she is in a Broadcast Studio. Bea is wearing faded blue jeans and a black pullover shirt. When the Studio crew let Bea know they are now live broadcasting Bea looks up and into the camera.

Bea:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to hear my comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 413. Before I talk about that match, and the two wrestlers I will be competing against, I want to let you know what really happened at Climax Control 412 where I was accused of interfering in the match between Alexandra Calaway and Harper Mason. I simply went to ringside to observe these two in their match. The next thing I know I was accused attacking Alexandra. So since I was falsely accused of attacking Alexandra I figured since I was already accused of something I didn’t do then I might as well attack her and I did just that. Then with that incident I guess the Referee felt that Harper hired me to attack Alexandra. Well you all need to stop listening to the lies and start listing to the truth I am about to tell you.

Bea smiles to the viewers watching her broadcast.

Bea:  To start my comments concerning Alexandra Calaway and Harper Mason let me introduce you to my Singles matches win-loss record against both of them. I have two wins against Alexandra to her one win over me. I have one win against Harper to her one win over me. Let me make something perfectly clear. Why would I want to interfere in their match and attack only Alexandra when I am already 2-1 against her? Then you have to ask yourself why I did not also attack Harper in that match as I am 1-1 against her?

Bea gives a questioning look into the camera.

Bea:  Here is the answer to the question I put to you a moment ago. I did not want to attack Alexandra or Harper due to them having more wins over me since I am one win up on Calaway and even in wins and losses against Mason. The reason I felt the urge to beat these two worthless wrestlers was due to the treatment they give me because I don’t have the type of overall win-loss record as they do. So what really happened in their match at Climax Control 412?

Bea:  After being fed up with their arrogant attitudes against me I felt the urge to beat both of them down and show them that they can run from me but they cannot completely hide from me. When I entered the ring I charged both Alexandra and Harper but Mason dropped to the mat and I ran full speed into Alexandra. When I reviewed the replay of the match I noticed that the Referee immediately called an end to the match and he also issued a Disqualification on Harper as he assumed she hired me to attack Alexandra. Nope. I was not hired by Mason to attack Calaway. I came into the match because I wanted to and not because someone asked me to. Although it is unfortunate that the Referee called a Disqualification on Harper stuff happens and this time it happened to Harper.

Bea laughs loudly and then continues with her comments.

Bea:  The Referee got me and Alexandra separated then Alexandra started to attack me while Security personnel tried to escort me to the backstage area. We ended up beating on each other in the backstage hallway until enough Security personnel held us apart from each other.

Bea glares intently into the camera.

Bea:  So what do you want now Alexandra? And what do you want now Harper? I have a match at Climax Control 413 and when I win that match I will be assigned to the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Inception VII while Management will assign both of you to Janitorial duties at Inception VII. HA HA HA HA HA!!! You two are pathetic! Watch me at Climax Control 413 and watch me shoot to the top of the rankings.

Bea informs the camera person that she will take a break for a few minutes then when she returns she will discuss her upcoming Triple Threat match against Prudence Pierce and Bobby Dahl.

After her short break Bea returns in front of the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match at Climax Control 413.

Bea:  In case you were not listening to my opening comments I will mention again that at Climax Control 413 I am in a Triple Threat match against Prudence Pierce and Bobby Dahl. The match is a Triple Threat Challenge and it is a Roulette Rules match and the winner moves on to Inception VII to be in the Bombshell Roulette Championship match. I will win this match against Prudence and Bobbie and I will go on to become Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion at Inception VII.

Bea pulls out a sheet of paper and she starts reading the information on the papers.

Bea:  First up is our information as wrestlers. I am 5 feet 8 inches in height and 130 pounds. Prudence is 5 feet 3 inches and 112 pounds. I have proven to be superior to her in the wrestling ring as I soundly defeated her when we had a match against each other. Bobbie, on the other hand, is a different story. Bobbie is 5 feet 4 inches which places her 4 inches shorter than I am. However, since she apparently loves to pig out at the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet, Bobbie comes into our match at a weight of 240 pounds. Now some of you are going to claim that although I have the height advantage over Bobbie I cannot overlook the fact that she has 110 pounds of weight over me. But, seriously, are you actually going to claim that being obese and slow on your feet to be an advantage in our wrestling match? Sorry to say this but regardless of what Bobbie and Prudence think I am walking into our match as one of the three competitors and I will walk out of our match as the winner of our match who moves on to Inception VII and get my shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. If you have a problem with that then shut up and walk away with your pathetic attitude.

Bea stretches her arms out then she returns to presenting her comments.

Bea:  In closing I want to inform everyone what the hell is going on. For years, here in Sin City Wrestling, I was attacked and accused of doing illegal things that I never did. I had others interfere in my matches to cause me losses. The others on the roster, most of them on the Bombshell Roster, were disgustingly mean and violent toward me. That is how their jealousy concerning me works. Today you are seeing a renewed and revitalized Bea Barnhart. You watch as I will never take crap from you all again. You watch as I destroy opponent after opponent after opponent and move up in the rankings to get shots at Championships that I have previously been denied. If you want to try to get to the ring and attack me during my matches you need to remember that Bill and Felix are watching and they will do whatever they need to do to take out those who wish to harm me or interfere in my matches. You can try to cry and whine about what I just said but the bottom line is that if you try to harm me or interfere in my matches, and you get taken out by whatever manner is necessary, do not cry and whine about it because you started the problems and me and Bill and Felix will resolve the problems. This is your warning that I will not take crap and attacks by others again. If you are not able to deal with that then either leave Sin City Wrestling and go to some other Wrestling Federation or just outright quit the sport. However, to prove I am a nice person, any of the Bombshells who want to team with me to clean up the Bombshell Division please contact me and let’s have a talk about it. I have had my say. You have been warned. Try some crap with me and find out what happens to you.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for Climax Control 413. The camera person informs the Network that Bea Barnhart is finished with her comments and the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / BILL BARNHART VERSUS CONNOR MURPHY VERSUS THE TROLL ROULETTE RULES MATCH
« on: December 13, 2024, 07:05:31 PM »
BILL BARNHART VERSUS CONNOR MURPHY VERSUS THE TROLL ROULETTE RULES MATCH

Narrator:  Thanks to everyone who tuned in to listen to my opening comments concerning Bill Barnhart’s upcoming match at Climax Control 412 where he is involved in a Triple Threat match against Connor Murphy and The Troll. This should be good match to watch, and probably a rather amusing match to watch, when The Troll is involved in the match. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his upcoming match.

The camera shot switches from a shot of the Narrator who gives opening comments to the viewers to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room at a hotel that is fairly close to the Walter Pyramid in Long Beach, California. As the camera person pans around the room we catch glimpses of Bill and Bea Barnhart setting a few things up to get comfortable for this broadcast. When the two have the items set where they want them to be the two take a seat on the couch and they inform the camera person they are ready to go live broadcasting. After a few seconds the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are now live broadcasting.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to hear my comments leading up to my Triple Threat match with the winner earning a shot at the Roulette Championship at Inception VII. The winner of my upcoming match at Climax Control 412, ME OF COURSE, will then go on to Inception VII and earn the Roulette Championship for my third time.

Bea:  I don’t mean to sound bitter or sour over you going after the Roulette Championship again but it is hard for me to not get the chances I feel I deserve to go after the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

Bill: Bea I have been in that situation dozens of times in numerous Wrestling Federations. That happens sometimes and when you next opportunity comes for you to challenge for the Roulette Championship I am sure you will win the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  You are correct Bill. I am at your match at Climax Control 412 as your Manager.. I am not there to get involved in the match. I am there to ensure your opponents don’t violate the rules and the Referee didn’t catch them cheating. I need to keep these Referees in check as some of them are not the most competent in the business.

Bill:  Be careful what you say and where you say it. Although I feel the same way you never know when one of those less-competent Referees might get assigned to one of your matches and then they might make calls against you that shouldn’t have been called.

Bea:  Just remember I am at ringside to ensure you get a fair and unbiased Referee in your match.

Bill and Bea pause their comments with Bill walking over to the table and snagging a can of Classic Coke and Bea grabbing a wine glass and pouring herself some Red wine. When Bill and Bea have their drinks they return to the couch to continue their comments.

Bill:  When the Card was posted for Climax Control 412 I was surprised to see that the two wrestlers I will be facing in this match are Connor Murphy and The Troll. I am also surprised that I have yet to have a wrestling match against Connor Murphy. I know little about him but I do know he is a good wrestler. But the Troll? Oh come on! Why The Troll got assigned to this match is beyond my level of comprehension. I guess Management wanted a bit of amusement in the match rather than having me, and Connor Murphy, and another good quality wrestler in the match.

Bea:  I cannot remember the specific match that involved the Troll but I do remember some of what took place in that match. The Troll was bumbling around the ring during the match then some of the fans started throwing Snickers bars into the ring. I remember the Troll was not able to be effective in the match because instead of focusing on his opponent he dove onto the Snickers bars and devoured them and he was then incapacitated in the match and he lost.

Bill:  I will not have any problem winning this match. The Troll is nothing more than an amusement factor and he gets worn out in a few minutes of being inside the wrestling ring. Slow and weak and obese is not what wins matches. As for Connor Murphy he is someone I respect and we are closer in weight and abilities so the match, for sure, will come down to me and Connor. I always state that if I have opponents who do not violate the rules and cheat, and if I have a Referee who actually knows how to pay attention and properly call a wrestling match then I will easily win.

Bea:  You have defeated the Troll in two matches so we are positive that he is not going to be a factor in this match. As for Connor Murphy he will be a good opponent for you to go up against.

Bill:  Bea something has been on my mind since the Climax Control 412 card was announced. In my Triple Threat Roulette Rules match against Connor Murphy and The Troll the announcement on the Card doesn’t state if the winner of the match, who will become a contender for the Roulette Championship, has to defeat only one of their two opponents or both of their opponents in the match. I guess we will find out when the announcement of the match and spin of the Roulette Wheel has been made. Regardless of what the Roulette Wheel lands on, and no matter if the winner of the match has to defeat both opponents, or only one opponent, to win the match.

Bea:  Interesting. That is not something I thought about.

There is a knock on the hotel room door so Bill and Bea suspend their comments while Bill gets up and opens the door to see who is there. When Bill opens the door they see it is their friend Felix Hernandez so Bill invites him and he explains to Felix that he and Bea are currently airing comments for Bill’s match against Connor Murphy and The Troll with the winner getting a shot at the Roulette Championship at Inception VII.

Bill:  We appreciate your visit but we are currently airing comments for my match against Connor Murphy and The Troll. Before I go into further comments I want to know how you feel after your match against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix:  Carter in an outstanding wrestler and I knew going into that match that he is known for being put into situations by opponents that would lead people to believe that Carter was going to lose the match only to have him turn it around on his opponents. Carter got the win over me in the same manner he has against other wrestlers. I have no hard feelings about losing the match to a wrestler who is awesome.

Bea:  Felix are you sure you never want to deal with the Briefcase or the Entity that controls the briefcase again?

Felix:  Absolutely! I thought it would be fun to be selected by that Entity and have them work their magic to help me get out of losing situations. After numerous matches nothing happened to I am done with the Briefcase and all who are associated with it. By the way Bea what did you do to get rid of the Briefcase and the Entity that was controlling it?

Bea:  Let’s just say that a forge that metal workers use came into play and the Briefcase is no more.

Felix:  Thanks Bea. I need to take care of some things and I apologize for interrupting your broadcast. We will see each other around. Bye!

Felix Hernandez walks out of the hotel room to leave Bill and Bea to continue with their broadcast concerning Bill’s upcoming match for a shot at the Hardcore Championship.

Bea:  I still believe Felix feels bad that he told me to destroy the briefcase and that he didn’t want me at ringside as his manager for his match against Helluva Bottom Carter. I told him that I am good and that when things calm down and he asks me to work as his Manager in his corner during matches that I will be there for him. We need to get back to commenting on your upcoming match against Connor Murphy and The Troll.

Bill:  I am not sure how The Troll got assigned to this match. I guess Management felt the comedy factor of The Troll being assigned to this match was worth wasting a spot in the match to allow The Troll to again make a fool out of himself.

Bea:  I still feel that with The Troll being slow and incompetent in the ring if you and Connor ignore him and just go after each other that would leave an opening for The Troll to do something you really don’t want him to do.

Bill:  You mean like The Troll eating too much fatty and spicy food before the match and then blasting toxic farts onto me and Connor?

Bea:  Yeah. . .something like that. . .ha ha ha!!!

Bill:  You know I have a secret weapon I could use against The Troll to disable him.

Bea:  Such as. . .???

Bill:  Do you remember some time ago, where I was in a match against The Troll, that I tossed a large bag of Snickers candy into the area where the fans are seated and they started throwing Snickers bars into the ring? There were several bags of Snickers I tossed to the crowd and I estimate that there were probably fifty or sixty Snickers bars thrown into the ring at The Troll. It was hilarious to watch The Troll dive on top of the Snickers bars like a hungry animal who has had nothing to eat for weeks. If I arm the fans with bags of Snickers candy and they decide to launch the Snickers candy into the ring at The Troll I cannot be held accountable for what the fans do.

Bea:  Now I remember that incident when you just mentioned it. It would cause the match to end up being between you and Connor.

Bill:  I wouldn’t think it would totally eliminate The Troll so I did have something pop into my head that would make it work even more effectively.

Bea:  Such as?

Bill:  I get The Troll distracted by the Snickers bars and then I have total focus on beating down Connor Murphy. I figure once The Troll sees what I am doing he will waddle over and try to break it up so that I won’t get the win at that time.

Bea:  And…?

Bill:  Then I slam Murphy to the mat then before Connor can try to get up off the mat I drag The Troll over and body slam him on top of Murphy. That will not only knock the wind out of Connor but the weight of The Troll would prevent him from getting up off the mat.

Bea:  Then what happens?

Bill:  I jump on top of the pile and the Referee makes the pin count and I end up pinning both Connor Murphy and The Troll at the same time. I win. . .they lose. . .and I move on to the Roulette Championship match at Inception VII.

Bea:  Now I have the full mental picture. Thanks.

Bill informs the camera person that he will make his closing comments at this time. Bill looks deep into the camera and begins his closing comments.

Bill:  The Troll is as worthless as Monopoly money. As for Connor I don’t have a lot of information on him except that he’s been around for a time but I have no clue what he is about or what he thinks he is about. What Connor is going to be about is that he is about to lose to me. Connor goes home a loser and I move on to the next Roulette Championship match. And when I have the Roulette Championship Match at Inception VII I will emerge as a three-time Roulette Champion. Yes it really is as simple as that.

Bill give the CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes to black.


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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BECOME INTERNET CHAMPION AT CLIMAX CONTROL 411
« on: December 06, 2024, 08:37:06 PM »
FELIX HERNANDEZ WILL BECOME INTERNET CHAMPION AT CLIMAX CONTROL 411

Narrator:  Wow!!! Things have taken an interesting turn for Felix Hernandez. After his recent win over Kris Ryans we see that Management has placed Felix into a match against HELLUVA BOTTOM CARTER. But not just any match against Carter for a match with the Internet Championship on the line. If anyone doubts that Felix can achieve the win to become Internet Champion then make sure you watch Climax Control 411 so you can watch Felix Hernandez make history.

The camera shot switches away from the Narrator to a shot of Felix THE CAT Hernandez in a large lobby and we assume it is the lobby of the hotel where Hernandez is staying while working at Climax Control 411. We also notice that Bea Barnhart, who serves as the Manager for Felix, is standing next to him. When the camera pans around the lobby it becomes clear that Felix is at the Double Tree Hilton Hotel in Denver. Felix and the camera person take up most of the lobby area but there is room for other clients to pass by. The camera person informs Felix that they are now live broadcasting to the Network and that the Network will be showing the comments from Felix live.

Felix:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 411. If you are not yet aware of the match I am involved in it is an Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter and, yes, with the Internet Championship on the line. Before I go into comments directly related to this match, and how I ended up in this match, I wish to clarify several things.

Felix looks over at Bea.

Felix:  Bea I will no longer have the Magic Bag Of Tricks Briefcase with me and as of today I want no association with the Briefcase or the Entity associated with it. After what happened in my match against Kris Ryans I am turning my back on the Entity that controls the briefcase. Also, Bea, I have to ask you to stop coming to ringside to serve as my Manager for my matches until I am ready to have you do the Manger thing again for me. Until I get away from the Entity, and the briefcase, to where I know I will not be troubled by them again, I ask that you remain in the backstage area in case the Entity tries to get the briefcase involved in my matches. At that point you need to stop that from happening by any means possible.

Bea:  I understand Felix. We have discussed this numerous times and I am supporting you in your decision.

Felix:  Since that item is out of the way I would like to ask you to leave the lobby area so that I can conduct the remainder of my comments by myself. Please do not take that as a personal attack upon you. I simply want everyone watching this broadcast to pay attention to what I am doing and saying and to not have them focus on you or the damn briefcase.

Bea:  I would never think that you would turn your back on me Felix. Turning your back on the briefcase and the Entity associated with it I fully understand. I will be on my way now and whenever you need me for something give me a call and we will get together the create our strategy.

Bea turns and walks out of the Lobby area. The camera person returns to focusing on Felix as he launches into further comments concerning his upcoming Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter. Before making his comments Felix walks over to a table and picks up a can of Classic Coke, pops the top, takes drink, then he sets the can of Classic Coke on the table. Felix then looks into the camera and begins his comments.

Felix:  Most of you are aware that I had with me most of the time a stainless-steel briefcase called the Magic Bag of Tricks. I do not control and briefcase and I cannot open it as it is controlled by an Entity that latched onto me for some reason as I didn’t go looking for this Entity that controls the briefcase. Recently I had a match against Kris Ryans who is a damn tough competitor and I ended up winning the match. I am not exactly sure what happened in the match but when I reviewed the video of the match it appeared to me that I was getting ganged up on which is not allowed. From what transpired that evening I took it that Kris Ryans was trying to cheat me out of the win. I also assume that the Entity of the briefcase placed the briefcase in my hands and shoved me into Kris which caused me to knock him down enough for me to get the win. The next thing I know I am scheduled for a shot at the Internet Championship against Helluva Bottom Carter. With that out of the way my next comment is that I will no longer reach out for anything from the Entity of the briefcase. I want nothing more to do with them. I will not bring the briefcase to the ring. Bea, when acting as my Manager, will not be allowed to interact with the briefcase. It will be all me, with Bea overlooking my matches to ensure my opponents don’t cheat me out of wins, and the Entity and the briefcase is no more.

Felix walks to the table to drink more Classic Coke then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  I am fully aware that Helluva Bottom Carter is a great wrestler and that he finds ways to get into dominant positions against opponents for the win. With that said my goal is to be the one who maintains the advantage in this match so that I win the match and I walk away as the Internet Champion. I know what most of you are thinking as you think Helluva Bottom Carter cannot be defeated by me. I have no record against Helluva Bottom Carter so all he knows about me is what he has seen so far in my matches in Sin City Wrestling. When our match starts I assure you that Helluva Bottom Carter will immediately realize that I am going to win and earn the Internet Championship.

Felix picks up the can of Classic Coke. Felix finishes it then he walks over to a couch in the lobby area to continue his comments.

Felix:  Since I am new to Sin City Wrestling, and also new to most of the fans and others who watch Sin City Wrestling, I would like to give you an A to Z description of myself so please sit back, relax, and let me educate you who I am from A to Z,

A  I am AMAZING

B  I am BOLD

C  I am CAUTIOUS

D  I am DAMGING

E  I am ENERGETIC

F  I am FAST

G  I am GREAT

H  I am HELL

I  I am INTELLIGENT

J  I am JUST

K  I am KIND

L  I am a LION

M  I am MEAN

N  I am NICE

O  I am ORGANIZED

P  I am PERSONABLE

Q  I am QUICK

R  I am RAGING

S  I am SHOCKING

T  I am TERRIFYING

U  I am UNDERESTIMATED

V  I am VILE

W  I am WARRING

X  I am XCEPTIONAL

Y  I am YOUNG

Z  I am ZEALOUS

Felix:There you have it. I am all what I stated and more.

Felix informs the camera person that he will finish his comments from his hotel room so that the hotel can keep the Lobby area free of obstacles. The camera person tells the Network and they inform the camera person to move to the hotel room of Felix Hernandez to finish the broacast from there. When the camera person cuts their camera feed the screen goes dark.

A short time later the camera feed is reestablished and the shot we see from the camera person is a shot of the hotel room where Felix Hernandez is residing in Denver, Colorado. When the camera person informs Hernandez that they are again live broadcasting Felix picks up where he left off with his comments.

Felix:  Before I return to making direct comments for my Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter I pre-arranged for anyone who is watching to call in and ask me anything they want. I will take a few calls then I will return to discussing my upcoming Internet Championship match. The Network will put up the phone number you can call to talk with me or ask questions so let’s see how this goes.

Immediately the phone rings and Felix answers the call from the first caller.

Felix:  Hi and welcome to my call-in session. Could you describe yourself for the viewers?

Caller Number One:  My name is Mike and I am a wrestling fan. I don’t like you and I feel you are a pathetic cheater. I hope you lose big time to Helluva Bottom Carter! *bleep* you!

Felix:  Thank you for your comments. Just so you know attitudes are like assholes. Everyone has one but most people don’t care what others think. Your opinion of me doesn’t change my approach to wrestling and it doesn’t change the fact that I am going to win the match and become Internet Champion. Not everyone can get along. Thanks for your call.

The phone rings again and Felix answers the call.

Felix:  Welcome to my call-in session. Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

Caller Number Two:  My name is Rebecca and I am a huge fan of yours. Even though I am your fan I want to know why you hit Kris Ryans with your Stainless Steel briefcase during your match against him on November 3, 2024, at Climax Control 409 to win your match against him.

Felix:  Although you state that you are one of my fans I am curious why, if you watched that match, you think I whacked Kris Ryans with the Briefcase to win the match. I watched the replay of that match numerous times and it reveals that the Entity of the Briefcase was trying to do something with the briefcase during the match and I was not expecting that to happen. I dove at the Entity to try to stop them from swinging the briefcase but I wasn’t able to stop them in time. The briefcase hit Kris Ryans and when Kris hit the mat I took advantage of the situation by pinning him for the win. That is one of the reasons I am facing Helluva Bottom Carter at Climax Control 411 for the Internet Championship. Thanks for your call.

The phone rings again and Felix answers the call.

Felix:  I only have time for this last call. May I ask who I am speaking with?

Caller Number Three  My name is William and I am your biggest fan. I will be cheering for you to win the Internet Championship from Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix:  Hmmm. . .your voice sounds familiar. You are Bill Barnhart Right? This is classic eh?

Caller Number Three:  I wanted to wish you the best in your match against Helluva Bottom Carter. I am being honest that in two Singles matches I’ve had against Carter he won both of them. We both were also involved in three multi-wrestler matches and the team Carter was on also won those three matches. I will be watching as I want you to be able to do something I have not yet been able to accomplish against Carter.

Felix:  Thanks for the call and the words of encouragement Bill. I will do my best to enter the match as the challenger and exit the match as the newly crowned Internet Champion. Well that’s all the time I have to take phone calls. I will return to comments concerning my upcoming match against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix puts his phone away then he returns to gazing into the camera to continue with his comments concerning the Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix:  There is a misconception in every factor of life, and even more in the sport of wrestling, that the bigger you are the more successful you are compared to other wrestlers. I find it pathetic to see so many people believe that size is all that matters in the sport of Wrestling. When you take into consideration that many of the largest and strongest wrestlers in the sport of Wrestling have been legally defeated by smaller and lighter opponents my point is clear. There is a saying that goes IT IS NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN A FIGHT THAT IS THE DETERMINING FACTOR. . .IT IS THE SIZE OF THE ATTITUDE OF THE DOG IN A FIGHT THAT COUNTS.  Carter you are a great wrestler and you have proved it on many occasions. What I feel you are doing, though, is making a mistake in taking me lightly. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us. I come into our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds of weight. You, Carter, come into our match at 5 feet 9 inches and 171 pounds. Where you are making a mistake is that you are taking me lightly and failing to realize that you are going to lose the Internet Championship to me.

A huge smile comes across the face of Felix Hernandez before he continues with his comments.

Felix:  Carter. . .Carter…Carter. . .you take too much too literally and you end up getting into a rut by doing so. If you face an opponent and you win then in your future matches you automatically assume you will win again. That is a mistake. . .a HUGE mistake. I will explain it to you by using a fishing incident I had many years ago.

Another huge grin comes upon the face of Felix.

Felix: Carter I don’t go fishing these days but many years ago I went fishing at a lake that had a dam where the water cascaded over the dam and the water filled a large containment area that was about 50 feet wide and about 30 feet from the dam to the shore where I was standing while I was fishing. Just like with wrestlers like you who want to negatively critique everyone else, instead of being critical of your own abilities, there were some people fishing at the dam that day who felt they needed to be critical of what all the other people who were fishing were doing. In that containment area below the dam there were dozens of Carp in the containment area. Some were really small and others were the average size for Carp. There was no way for the Carp to get out of the containment area as they were unable to leap up and over the damn to return to the main lake and they were not able to get out of the containment area on the downward side of the containment area since there was a wall with a spillway there and the spillway was too high for the Carp to get over it and move on down the river.

Felix looks into the camera and gives a questioning look into the camera before continuing with his comments.

Felix:  Most of the other people fishing used bait such as worms and doughballs but I always did things differently than the others. I did, however, notice that nobody was catching any Carp that ware larger than their hand. So I did my standard routine when fishing for Carp and that was to bring a can of whole kernel corn and slide numerous kernels of corn on my hook. I did what people normally do to try to catch Carp which is to place a weight on the hook to make it on the bottom on the pone, lake, etc., asCarp are bottom feeders so sitting your bait and hook on the bottom usually results in a Carp sucking the bait and hook into their mouth and you reel them in.

Felix pauses for a moment then he continues commenting.

Felix:  At this particular lake, at the area below the damn where the people fishing, most of the people fishing were White, Black, or Asian. One of the Asians fishing came over and gave me a sarcastic look and then he asked me what I was using as bait. When I showed him the can of whole kernel corn that I was using as bait he laughed loudly and told me that I am an idiot for trying to catch Carp with whole kernel corn. I told him that bait is bait and Carp will eat anything. Then when I asked him if he caught any Carp that day he turned even more sarcastic, because he had not caught a single Carp yet that day, before he turned around to returned to his fishing line.

Felix shrugs his shoulders to show how he responded to the comments the Asian man said to him.

Felix:  I decided to reel my line in as it didn’t appear that any fish were taking the bait of whole kernel corn. Often the movement of the water causes bait to fall off the hook, regardless of what bait you are using, so it is always a good thing to reel in your line and check if the bait is still on the hook.  It was extremely hard for me to reel in my line so I assumed that my hook got snagged on a log and that is the reason it was hard to reel it in. When I finally reeled my line in enough to see if it was snagged on a log I saw the head of an extremely large Carp pop up to the surface. I tried to pull on my line to get the Carp onto the land where I was located but it was way too heavy and I didn’t want to break my line or my fishing pole. I asked other fishermen to assist me and many of them came over to help me get the Carp onto the land. And before you ask I will answer. Everyone but the sarcastic Asian man came to help me bring the Carp onto land. One of the fishermen who helped me bring the Carp onto the land measured the Carp and it came in between 5 and 6 feet in length and around 50 pounds of weight.

Felix laughs into the camera.

Felix:  Once the sarcastic Asian man realized that I managed to catch a Carp he walked over to where I was located and he was probably ready to demean me for catching a very small Carp. When this guy saw my huge Carp he silently turned around and walked away. I mumbled that I wonder where the sarcastic Asian guy went. One of the fishermen who helped me land the Carp commented that MAYBE HE WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY A CAN OF WHOLE KERNEL CORN!!!  We all had a great laugh over that comment.

Felix gives a look of being in deep thought then he return to gazing into the camera.

Felix:  Carter why do you think I mentioned this story of fishing for Carp? I presented this true story so that everyone who is watching my comments today, especially you, realize that you don’t have to be arrogant or sarcastic to accomplish things. You simply need to keep things simple and come out on top. That is how I de-throned that sarcastic Asian fisherman and that is how I will de-throne you as Internet Champion.

Felix informs the camera person that he will take a quick bathroom break and on his way back he will get a can of Coke to drink before he continues his comments for his upcoming Internet Championship match. After a short pause Felix returns to continue his comments.

Felix:  Carter I wish to add more comments concerning how to win when everyone else feels that you are losing the fight. What people need to observe is that it isn’t the amount of times you are knocked down during a match that is a factor. It is not how hard your opponent, or opponents, knock you down during a match that is a factor. What matters is how often you get up after getting hit hard and you continue in the match. The solution is that you always manage to get up after you get knocked down and that you never give up. That is how you prove that you are bold and brave. It proves you are in the game to win. It proves that your opponents are not as good as they claim they are because they are unable to take you out. Trust me on this Carter. No matter how many times you knock me down I will get back up every time. When the end of our match comes you will lose the match, and the Internet Championship, to me, because I never gave up in our match and I always got back up after getting knocked down.

Felix pauses his comments to take a drink of Coke then he gives a direct and stern glare into the camera.

Felix:  Carter the person who loses our match is not the person who gets knocked down the most amount of times during the match. The loser of our match will be the person who gets knocked down and refuses to get back up. The person who wins our match is not going to be the person who knocks down their opponent the most amount of times. It will be the person who knocks their opponent down to the point where their opponent is unable to get up again.

Felix does a fist pump into the camera.

Felix:  In closing I will give you additional items for you to think about. Carter here is the bottom line where I stand concerning our match. Unless you can knock me out to the point where you can pin me or I am unable to respond to a ten count from the Referee then you will lose the Internet Championship to me. If you are unable to damage me to the point where I cannot continue in our match then you are going to lose the Internet Championship to me. Carter I know you are an arrogant jerk and that you think you have what it takes to successfully defend the Internet Championship against me. However, Carter, I know that you do not have what it takes to successfully defend the Internet Championship against me. Please ensure that you are mentally ready to hand the Internet Championship to me because I AM GOING TO WIN OUR MATCH!!!

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person sets his camera to a slow fade to black while Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera while flexing and posing for the camera. When the camera is done fading to black the camera feet is turned off and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: SUPERSTAR HIGH STAKES RUMBLE
« on: November 19, 2024, 01:44:04 PM »
SUPERSTAR HIGH STAKES RUMBLE 2

Narrator:  Leading up to this point in time Bill Barnhart has made it clear that he is going to win the Superstar High Stakes Rumble. With that comment out of the way I will turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his upcoming match.

The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator who makes opening comments for Bill and Bea Barnhart, and for Felix Hernandez, to a shot of Bill Barnhart who is standing in front of the wrestling ring at the TCC Arena in Tucson, Arizona. Bill is casually dressed in faded blue jeans and a weathered white pullover shirt. When the assigned camera person informs Bill they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments concerning his upcoming Superstar High Stakes Rumble match and he holds up one finger into the camera.

Bill:  The first thing those of you who are watching my presentation notice is that I do not have Bea with me during this comments session. I decided to leave her out of my comments on my match so that she doesn’t have to endure the stupid, ignorant, degrading, and insulting, comments so many in Sin City Wrestling make about her. However I assure you that Bea, who is legally my Manager, and who is legally authorized to be at ringside for my matches, will be at ringside for the Superstar High Stakes Rumble.

Bill now holds up two fingers to indicate the second thing he will talk about.

Bill:  The next item I wish to discuss is how this Superstar High Stakes Rumble works in my favor. Everything about this match benefits me. Eliminating opponents by throwing them out of the wrestling ring onto the arena floor is something I thoroughly enjoy and I am damn good at it. None of the other wrestlers in this match can deal with me with how easily I will eliminate them from the match.

Bill holds three fingers into the camera this time.

Bill:  The third thing I wish to discuss is how easy it will be for me to toss the other wrestlers over the top ropes and onto the arena floor. I am big. I am powerful. And the most important feature is that I carry a very high IQ of 130. I think ahead and I out-think my opponents. I don’t wait until something already happened and then try to resolve the item. Most of the wrestlers involved in this match are not as intelligent and gifted as I am. Now am I saying that all of my opponents suck? Nope. I never  said that so don’t try to put words into my mouth. Several of the wrestlers in this match suck. Some of the wrestlers in this match are average. Some of the wrestlers in this match are good. But myself, and one or two of the other wrestler that I will not mention their names, are the three wrestlers in this match who have what it takes to win a match like this. Another thing to take into consideration as there is no way to know the final number of wrestlers who will be involved in the match. It seems like every day someone else gets a bug up their ass and they decided to ask to be included in this match. That’s fine with me as I love kicking the bugs out of the wrestlers who are arrogant.

Bill flashes four fingers into the camera to indicate the fourth thing he will discuss.

Bill:  Remember that the only way to get eliminated in this match is if one or more of the other wrestlers can toss you over the top rope and you land on the arena floor. Once you are thrown over the top ropes and any part of your body touches the arena floor you are eliminated and you must return to your dressing room. I am not the type of wrestler who can be easily tossed out of a wrestling ring to the arena floor and lose the match. I am, however, the type of wrestler who can easily eliminate the others in this match.

Bill holds all five fingers of his hand up for the camera to get a shot of.

Bill:  When I win this match. . .notice that I said WHEN I WIN THIS MATCH. . .not MAYBE I will win this match. . .not possibly I will win this match…I already have plans to challenge for the Roulette Championship. Why? Because I am a two-time Roulette Champion and I have my sights set on becoming a three-time Roulette Champion. And how does my history as a two-time Roulette Champion benefit me in this match? I am great at beating opponents down, in any way shape and form possible, and I am not going to allow a bunch of jerks prevent me from winning this match.

Bill stops talking for a moment then. . .

Bill:  I have said what I wanted to say. You can believe me or not as that is your decision to make. When I win this match I will shout out to all you unbelievers one of my favorite four-word phrases which is I TOLD YOU SO

Bill gives the cut sign to indicate he is finished with his presentation and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: SUPERSTAR HIGH STAKES RUMBLE
« on: November 13, 2024, 08:00:43 AM »
SUPERSTAR HIGH STAKES RUMBLE 1

Narrator:  I just got off a call with Bill Barnhart and he told me he was surprised that he is assigned to the Superstar High Stakes Rumble – Open Invitation match with the winner getting a shot at a Championship of their choice at Climax Control on December 22, 2024. Sometimes opportunities get dropped in your lap when you were not expecting them. With that said I will turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is in Tucson, Arizona.

The scene shifts and we get a shot by the camera person. They pan their camera around the hotel room where Bill and Bea area residing until High Stakes XIV is finished. Bill and Bea walk into camera view and sit down on the couch where the camera person places his camera to get a shot of the duo without having to move his camera. Bill is wearing faded blue jeans and a black tee shirt. Bea is wearing black slacks and a white shirt.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to listen to my comments leading up to my match at High Stakes XIV which is a Superstar High Stakes Rumble Open Invitation match. The winner of the match, ME of course, will get a choice what Championship I can challenge for at Climax Control on December 22, 2024. I can imagine the shocked looks on your faces wondering how I can be that damn confident I will win this match. The answer to your questions is because I am Bill Barnhart that’s why.

Bea:  As always I will be at ringside since I am Bill’s official Manager and I have the right to be at ringside when Bill wrestles.

Bill:  This is how the match is supposed to work. Two wrestlers will start the match. The way to elimination in this match is to be tossed over the top rope to the arena floor. There is an additional stipulation that if you get tossed out of the ring and land on the arena floor you are out of the match. . .PERIOD! None of the normal stipulations that both your feet need to touch the arena floor to be disqualified from the match. The other stipulation is that after the first two wrestlers start the match every two minutes after that another wrestler will be drawn and enter the ring.

Bea:  Bill is not a stranger when it comes to matches like this. Bill told me when he saw he was assigned to this match for High Stakes XIV that he is sure he will win this match and earn a shot at a Championship of his choice.

Bill:  Another thing I like about a match like this is that it is an easy type of match for me to win. I feel I have the advantage in this match and I will give you reasons why I feel that way. Currently the match participates include myself, Alex Jones, Eddie Lyons, Justin Smith, several others who have decided to join in on this match. I will not go into specific win-loss records I have against each of these wrestlers individually. I will, however, inform you that my total combined win-loss record against Alex Jones, Eddie Lyons, and Justin Smith comes to 4-3-0. That puts me ahead of those three in the win category. There is nothing the other wrestlers in this match can do to prevent me from winning. And there is nothing any other wrestler who decides to enter this match can do to prevent me from winning.

Bea:  That is an advantage for you Bill.

Bill:  Yes but there is something I apparently misinterpreted when the Card was posted. It said that others not currently assigned to the match can sign up and participate. The next thing I know is that Ben Jordan and Caleb Storms signed up for this match. I do not have Singles matches records with Ben Jordan but I have had Tag Team matches with him as one of the opponents. As for Caleb Storms I am even in the wins and losses department.

Bea:  I am sure the viewers would like to know why you feel having the advantage in this type of match.

Bill:  With the exception of Ben Jordan I can easily defeat the other wrestlers in this match. I would love the match to come down to myself and Ben to see who comes out the winner. And when I win this match I will ask to challenge for the Roulette Championship as I am a two-time Roulette Championship and I want to become a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bea:  So, Bill, do you have a way of putting all you have said into simple terms so that everyone, including your opponents, will understand what you mean?

Bill:  Of course! This match isn’t about who can last the longest to end up being the last person standing to win the match. This match isn’t about who is the largest, fastest, or the person with a larger variety of moves and holds to work with. There is no strategy involved in a match like this where you work on one wrestler at a time to eliminate them from the match. Since new wrestlers will arrive into the match every two minutes none of us know if we will face only one wrestler or ten or them at the same time. The concept of this match is to work on not getting eliminated and to eliminate others by tossing them over the top rope and out of the ring to the arena floor whenever the opportunity presents itself. Due to my long successful wrestling career, and being a two-time Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling, I have absolutely no doubt I will win this match.

Bea:  Well stated Bill. Our air time is coming to a close so is there anything else you want to say to the viewers before the camera feet is disconnected?

Bill:  In my match I will win and everyone else will lose. That’s all everyone needs to know.

After Bill states his closing comments the camera feed is cut and the screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I AM TEAMED WITH BILL BARNHART IN A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER
« on: November 08, 2024, 08:06:47 AM »
I AM TEAMED WITH BILL BARNHART IN A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER

Narrator:  I spoke with Felix Hernandez after the Card for Climax Control 410 was announced and on the card Bill Barnhart and Felix Hernandez are teamed together to take on Kevin Carter in a Handicap Match. Felix told me he doesn’t fully understand why Carter is being punished like this but he trusts Management in their decisions.

The scene changes to a camera shot the assigned camera person who has been assigned to air the comments of Felix THE CAT Hernandez. We see Felix casually dressed in blue jeans and a white pullover shirt. Felix looks into the camera and begins his comments for his upcoming match where he is teamed with Bill Barnhart to face off against Kevin Carter.

Felix: Let me clear the air on several items before I go into other comments related to my upcoming match at Climax Control 410. I am hearing rumors that people are accusing me of deliberately asking Bea Barnhart to interfere in my match against Kris Ryans so that I could get a cheap win over him. Before anyone else spews forth false accusations I need to make some items clear. I did not ask Bea to bring the Briefcase to my match against Kris so that I could use it as a weapon. I did not deliberately take advantage of the Referee being distracted to grab the briefcase and whack Kris Ryans with it. If you who are accusing me had any sense you would realize Bea is legally my Manager, in addition to being Bill Barnhart’s Manager, and she is legally able to be at ringside for our matches. Also for those of you who are claiming that I made an agreement with Bea for her to bring my Briefcase to the ring so that I could whack Kris with is I call your bullshit and I will remind you of the facts. The Briefcase is not controlled by me. The Briefcase is not controlled by Bea Barnhart. The Briefcase is not controlled by Bill Barnhart. The Briefcase is 100 percent controlled by the Entity that inhabits the Briefcase. Both myself and Bea have no clue how the match deteriorated to the level that it did but it happened and both myself and Bea had no control of the incident. Now with that truth out of the way I can get on to other items.

Felix pulls a small notebook pad out of his pocket and he opens it and starts reading from it.

Felix:  For those of you who are claiming that I rigged my match against Kris Ryans here is the truth. I went into that match with the expectation that I would likely lose. After the first few interactions with Kris even I was giving in to the concept that I would lose the match to Kris.

Felix turns to the next page in the notebook.

Felix:  I had no idea what happened in my match against Kris Ryans until the match was over, my hand was raised in victory over Kris, and I had returned to the dressing room and I watched a replay of our match. I am honest that when I saw the action Kris put on me, and that I was unable to counter most of what he gave to me, I could see why everyone expected me to lose the match. If you are intelligent enough to watch the entire video of our match then you will see that it was the Referee who allowed themself to be distracted to the point where Kris was able to return inside of the ring while I had possession of briefcase as Bea threw the briefcase into the ring when she thought Kris was going after her to harm her while she was on the arena floor. When Kris returned inside of the ring, but the Referee was still on the arena floor arguing with Bea, I was concerned that Kris would do something illegal, or use some sort of weapon to cause a violent major injury to me, that I did what anyone would have done in my position. I swung the briefcase and it hit Kris and knocked him out. Out of habit when an opponent is down on the mat I jumped on top of Kris and went for the pin. When the Referee realized a pin was taking place they returned inside the ring and made the count on the pin and I won the match by pinfall.

Felix turns to the next page in the notebook.

Felix:  The final item I will talk about is the match where myself and Bill Barnhart are a tag team entered in the match but our opponent, Kevin Carter, is a single opponent against us. Whereas me and Bill can tag in and out during the match as you do in a regular tag team match Kevin Carter is on his own. To be honest with everyone listening to my comments I firmly believe Carter is capable of taking on two wrestlers, even when those two wrestlers have to follow regular Tag Team rules, and winning the match. Of course myself and Bill are going to do all we can to win but however the match turns out then so be it.

Felix informs the camera person he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER. . .THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
« on: November 08, 2024, 08:03:41 AM »
A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER

Narrator: Well. . .Damn!!!. . .I don’t think anyone saw this match teaming Bill Barnhart with Felix Hernandez which places their opponent, Kevin Carter, in a Handicap Match against them. This should prove to be an amusing match for Bill and Felix but more like a nightmare for Kevin Carter.

When the scene shifts we are taken inside the Walkup Skydome in Flagstaff, Arizona, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 410. This is where Bill Barnhart is teamed with his friend Felix Hernandez as they take on Kevin Karter in a Handicap Match. After a short time Bill Barnhart walks into camera range and he stops and looks into the camera to present comments for this upcoming match. A moment later his friend Felix Hernandez steps into camera view.

Bill:  Well, Felix, could you tell me what in the world happened in your match against Kris Ryans at Climax Control 409? Everything kinda just kicked into overdrive and the next thing I know you are whacking Kris over the head with your Stainless Steel Briefcase.

Felix:  I will be honest with you and the viewers. The match was going well for Kris Ryans. Then the next thing I know Bea is running to the ring yelling something about the Entity that controls the Briefcase sent her down to the ring. That’s all I know about what happened.

Bill:  That’s it? I still want to know why you grabbed the briefcase and whacked Kris Ryans with it. Yeah you won the match but to be honest with the Referee distracted by activity outside of the ring. I guess the Referee when they turned around saw you pinning Kris and calls the match in your favor.

Felix:  The way things were going at ringside I thought that either Bea was getting attacked by people siding with Kris Ryans or that Kris was trying to attack Bea. Since there were different ways things were going I took the initiative to use the briefcase on Kris but it wasn’t to be malicious it was that I just wanted to match to end so that we would go our separate ways. Bill I would love to stay and chat with you more, especially while you are on camera, but I need to get to the location where I will be presenting my own comments. See you at Climax Control 410.

Bill:  One more thing for you to remember about our upcoming match Felix. This is not a tag team against a singles wrestler match. You and I are not allowed in the ring at the same time to take on Kevin Carter. If we are on the receiving end of the assault by Kevin then we have to tag out to the other to bring the fresh wrestler into the ring.

Bill and Felix part ways as Felix walks out of camera range to get to the location where he will air his comments. The camera person with Bill returns focusing their camera on Bill.

Bill:  So many people call me quirky but I have to tell you that Felix Hernandez is a very quirky person and wrestler. His best quality is that he gives all he has in every match whether he wins or loses.

While Bill is presenting his comments we see Bea Barnhart walk into camera view and she stands next to Bill while they are on camera.

Bill:  Nice to have you with me for the remainder of my comments for my upcoming match against Kevin Carter with my tag team partner Felix Hernandez.

Bea:  Sorry I showed up a bit later than I wanted to but on my way to the arena I couldn’t help stopping into a few stores to see what I might want to purchase.

Bill:  Bea I need to talk with you while we are on camera as I don’t want a repeat of what happened in the match Felix had against Kris Ryans. I don’t want you bringing the briefcase to ringside when you are in our corner as our Manager. You must leave the briefcase in our dressing room. That way if the briefcase magically appears at ringside and the Entity of the briefcase had a job for one of us to take care of then the incident is on the Entity and not on you or me or Felix.

Bea:  I will do what you said and honestly I hope the Entity does not get involved in your match but we have no control over that.

Bill looks intently into the camera.

Bill:  So let’s get some shit out of the way eh Carter. You think your shit don’t stink but I’ve heard the backstage chatter that when you are taking a dump in your dressing room the Toxic Control team has to show up to decontaminate the facility. But you won’t have to worry about that after our match because when me and Felix beat the shit out of you there won’t be anything left inside you to poop out. You can call me mean, cruel, disgusting, and other things if you want, but I am free to say what I want, when I want, and to who I want. You are not an exception to that rule.

Bea:  Damn Bill! I thought I was the one with the explosive attitude and who goes off on others. You just out-did me big time.

Bill:  Thanks Bea. Well that’s all I have to say concerning my match coming up this Sunday. Make sure you tune in to enjoy our match and watch me and Felix work our magic in the ring.

Bea gives a sign that they are done presenting comments for Bill’s next wrestling match. At that signal the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING A LEGEND IN KRIS RYANS
« on: November 01, 2024, 06:24:38 PM »
I AM FACING A LEGEND IN KRIS RYANS

Narrator:  I just got off a video call with Felix Hernandez who will be facing off against Kris Ryans who is currently the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship. Felix told me he is excited to have this match against a great superstar in Kris Ryans.

The scene changes to the hotel room of Felix THE CAT Hernandez. Felix walks into the living room area of the hotel room and takes a seat on the couch and he looks into the camera to begin his comments concerning his upcoming match against Kris Ryans.

Felix:  Welcome to my hotel room in Phoenix, Arizona. My hotel room is near the Global Credit Union Arena so I am short drive to the arena and back or I can walk there and back if I decide to do so. Before I go into comments on my upcoming match against Kris Ryans I would like to present some information on where I used to work as a wrestler and why recently I decided to come to work in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix excuses himself to walk into the Kitchen area where he brews a cup of coffee in his Keurig K-Cup brewer. When the coffee is done he grabs the cup of coffee and returns to the couch and continues his comments.

Felix:  When I signed up with Asylum Wrestling Alliance where Goth ran the Federation I knew I was with a good wrestling federation. After being there for a few years Goth decided to close the doors on Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Goth went off into other wrestling federations while I returned to Athens, Georgia, to do other things until I decided to return to the sport of wrestling. Several years ago I was contacted by Bill and Bea Barnhart and they told me they moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is about 40 to 45 miles between us. Bill asked me to talk with Sin City Wrestling Management to see if I wanted to join and after speaking with Management I joined and here I am.

Felix sips his coffee again then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  My first match in Sin City Wrestling was on June 26, 2024, I have had a total of six matches so far. My Singles matches record is 2-3-0 and my multi-wrestler match, which was a Triple Threat, put me at 0-1-0 in that category. Now I am sure a lot of you, including my next opponent Kris Ryans, are asking why I am plodding along here in Sin City Wrestling when I am overall with a record of 2-4-0 and that is a good question. Remember I stated that Asylum Wrestling Alliance was a good wrestling federation? I came to Sin City Wrestling even though I realized it was an outstanding wrestling federation. I do what I do and I work on different ways and means to get wins over opponents. You need to be patient in this line of work and not rush things.

Felix finishes his cup of coffee and he excuses himself to brew another cup of coffee. After a short time Felix returns to the couch with his new cup of coffee.

Felix:  I took my name from the cartoon Felix The Cat. I loved watching Felix do his thing with the Bag of Tricks and watching the crazy Professor stalk Felix to try to steal the Bag of Tricks from him. For those of you who don’t know Felix did not control the Bag of Tricks and he has no say what was in the Bag of Tricks. The Bag of Tricks was a magical and mystical thing and it always provided Felix The Cat the right item to use at the right time and that is why The Professor tried to steal it from Felix The Cat every chance he got. Although I mentioned this before I will mention it again. I do not control my briefcase which I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks. There is a magical entity that resides in the briefcase and I cannot open or close the briefcast and I have no say about what items are inside the briefcast at any given time. The only thing I can tell you is that the entity in the Briefcast has total control. They will open or close the briefcast when needed. They will provide me an item I need when I need it. So if anyone is trying to make the claim that I put weapons into the briefcase to draw them out when I want to use them I will call you an idiot as the Entity controls the briefcast. . .not me.

Felix drinks about half the coffee then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  As most of you know Bea Barnhart serves as my Manager in addition to serving as Bill’s Manager. Bea is not at ringside to interfere in matches or to cause problems. Bea is there as my Manager to ensure the Referee calls the match fairly, that my opponents do not hire interference to cheat me out of a win, and to ensure my opponents do not try to use illegal things as weapons to harm me during the match. As with me and the Briefcase so it is with Bea and the Briefcase. Bea cannot open or close the briefcast and she cannot withdraw an item, or place an item into the briefcase, without the permission of the Entity that controls the briefcast. Enough of the general comments for now but I had to inform everyone what the truth is about me and the briefcase.

Felix finishes his coffee and he excuses himself to run to the kitchen to place his coffee cup into the sink then Felix returns to the couch to continue with his comments.

Felix:  My next opponent is Kris Ryans. I am coming into our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds of weight. Kris comes into our match 6 feet in height and 185 pounds of weight. Having 20 pounds more weight than I do is not an advantage for Kris over me.  Kris is an accomplished wrestler and he has held numerous Championships including Internet Championship, Mixed Tag Team Championship, Roulette Championship two times, and Heavyweight Championship two times. I applaud anyone who can obtain a record like that.

Bill claps his hands in a gesture of appreciation for what Kris Ryans has accomplished in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix:  I took notice of a comment on the Climax Control 409 card where it states that Kris Ryans is scheduled to challenge Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship at High Stakes XIV. Here is how I see a twist in this situation. The match between Carter and Kris is already scheduled. But what if. . .I mean what IF…I mean a HUGE IF…I defeat Kris Ryans in our upcoming match. By defeat of Kris Ryans I mean a legal win and not a win accomplished by interference or cheating by me or on behalf of me? Oh, holy shit, that would make everyone in the wrestling world take notice! Obviously Sin City Wrestling Management would not run to Kris Ryans and tell him that since he lost to me he is being withdrawn from the match and that Felix Hernandez will face Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship. Nah! You know Management would not do that. But…and this is a huge BUT…they could declare that since I legally defeated Kris Ryans that the Internet Championship match at High Stakes XIV that I should be included in that match and it would become a Triple Threat match for the Internet Championship. If you do not believe that miracles happen then pay attention to my match with Kris Ryans at Climax Control 409 and when I win and what I stated would happen does happen then come back to me and apologize for not believing me.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  One last item of information for you Kris. Unlike the cartoon character Felix The Cat who had complete control of his magic bag of trick where he could conjure up the exact item he wanted I do not have control over my Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless Steel Briefcase. I have mentioned this many times but since some people don’t listen I will mention it again. There is an entity that resides in the briefcast and that entity has total control of the briefcase and the contents in the briefcase. Even if I wanted to open the briefcase I cannot because the entity controls it, not me. If the entity has opened the briefcase and I want to close the briefcase I cannot close it as the entity is in charge of the briefcase, not me. If I wanted to withdraw an item to use as a weapon, or return an item into the briefcase after using it, I cannot do that because the entity controls the briefcase, not me. Same goes for Bea and Bill. They are bystanders who cannot do anything with the briefcase as the entity controls everything. So, Kris, if the entity feels you are cheating and trying to steal the win from me and the entity opens the briefcase and throws Karma into your face then you have to deal with that as me and Bea have no control over the entity and what it does. That is all we know about the entity and the briefcase so that is all anyone else can know.

Felix looks sternly into the camera.

Felix:  Well, Kris, what in the hell are you thinking about when  you hear my comments and my presenting possible scenarios that could take place in our match? Are you over-confident that you can defeat me? Are you someone concerned that I will win our match and make you look not as good as you think you are? Or, perhaps, you are scared to think of having to be in a Triple Threat match for the Internet Championship that includes Helluva Bottom Carter and me? Hmmm??? Only you know what twisted and scared thoughts are going through your brain. I know what I am thinking. I know what I am capable of doing in the wrestling ring. I know who and what I am. See you at Climax Control 409. I sure hope you are ready for one hell of an exciting match because I am not coming into our match to lay down on the mat and allow you to pin me for a cheap win.

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them if they want them to cut their camera feed or if the Network will control it. The Network informs the camera person that they will control it by switching back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. There is a short time delay then the screen shifts to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING J2H FOR THE SECOND TIME
« on: October 25, 2024, 07:09:19 AM »
I AM FACING J2H FOR THE SECOND TIME

Narrator:  Today I am with Bill and Bea Barnhart as they bring up comments on Bill’s upcoming match against J2H at Climax Control 408. I will turn you over to them at their hotel room in Primm, Nevada.

The scene shifts to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart. Both are casually dressed in blue jeans and matching yellow tee shirts. The camera person notifies Bill and Bea they are now live broadcasting so the two launch into their comments concerning Bill’s match against J2H for Climax Control 408.

Bill:  Thanks for tuning in with us today. I have a match against J2H at Climax Control 408. Bea, who is my wife and Manager, will be at ringside serving as my Manager to ensure the match is called properly by the Referee and that no interference will happen in my match by people who want J2H to win without earning the win.

Bea:  I am in the opening match for Climax Control 408 against Prudence Pierce. Since we are the opening match I am damn sure going to put on a fantastic performance to ensure the entire Climax Control 408 is an amazing show as my performance will inspire all the other wrestlers to step up their game.

Bill:  You mentioned during your comments that you are hoping we could challenge for the Mixed Tag Team Championship again as we are former Mixed Tag Team Champions. Do you have any further comments on that subject?

Bea:  Our first run as Mixed Tag Team Championships didn’t last as long as were anticipated so I would like us to get back into that Division for a time so that we can prove to everyone that our first run as Mixed Tag Team Champions was not a fluke.

Bill:  Having a very short Championship run is never a fun thing to have on your record. We will see what Management does for us.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. Sorry I took some of your camera time.

Bill:  Not a problem Bea. We are a team. Now I would like to start my comments with my history against J2H in the wrestling ring. We have had one match against each other and that was at Climax Control 365 on June 18, 2023. J2H got the win over me by pinfall and I admire that he was able to achieve the win since I am 10 inches taller than him and 65 pounds heavier. That truly shows that J2H is an amazing wrestler and that his smaller size is not a disadvantage for him when facing larger opponents. Just because I come into my match against J2H at 0-1-0 doesn’t mean I exit my match at 0-2-0. I am in this match to win and exit at 1-1-0 against J2H.

Bea:  Well, Bill, there is only so much you can do as the wrestler assigned against J2H and there is only so much I can do as your Manager at ringside. You can rest assured that if anyone attempts interference, either to attack J2H to give you a cheap win, or to attack you so that you lose, I will be on the Referee’s back in a flash.

Bill:  The bottom line is what it is Bea. The bottom line when it comes to wrestling is that I never have a problem when a great wrestler gets the legal win over me. There is nothing to be ashamed about losing to a great wrestler. I will go into this match, as I do in every match, and that is with confidence and ability and however the match ends up then so be it. Let’s go out to a restaurant and have a nice dinner.

Bea:  Yeah!!!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts his camera feed and the scene goes to black.


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Climax Control Archives / TIME FOR ME TO BEAT DOWN PRUDENCE PIERCE
« on: October 25, 2024, 07:07:01 AM »
BEA 99 TIME TO BEAT DOWN PRUDENCE PIERCE

TIME TO BEAT DOWN PRUDENCE PIERCE

Narrator:  Bea is coming off a break to return to action in the wrestling ring at Climax Control 408 and her opponent is Prudence Pierce. This will be an interesting match and since it is the first match of Climax Control 408 this match will set the tone for the entire show.

The scene changes and we get a shot of Bea Barnhart walking around inside the Start Of The Desert Arena in Primm, Nevada. Bea is casually dressed in jeans and a black pullover top. Bea sees the camera person approach her and she invites them to walk with her while she presents comments leading up to her match against Prudence Pierce.

Bea:  I wish to thank those who are watching today while I present comments on my upcoming match against Prudence Pierce. First I would like to address my opponent Prudence. So, Prudence, it appears that you feel you are the THING everyone is looking for in a Bombshell wrestler. Apparently you think more highly of yourself than the other wrestlers and the fans think of you. Just because you think you are IT doesn’t mean everyone else thinks the same way as you do.

Bea continues walking down the hallway then she turns the corner and heads off down a different hallway.

Bea:  Prudence I would like to get the presentation of the obligatory information out of the way before I talk about other items. I come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds. You, Prudence, come into our match at 5 feet 3 inches and 112 pounds. Having 18 pounds of weight over you and 2 inches of height is not what anyone would call an ADVANTAGE but my wrestling abilities compared to your wrestling abilities puts me way higher than you in abilities in the wrestling ring. I will get into comments on that aspect of our match shortly.

Bea stops to look into one of the venues inside the arena.

Bea:  Prudence I would like to enlighten you as to what I am about when it comes to the sport of wrestling. I am what you call a Neutral alignment wrestler. That means if I have an opponent who wants a clean match so that both of us can highlight our wrestling skills then I am up for that. However that also means that if I have an opponent who wants a filthy dirty violate all the rules match then I am damn sure up for that.

Bea turns from the venue she was looking into and she continues walking around the Arena.

Bea:  Along with the more common wrestling holds and maneuvers I have some things I bring to the match that works in my favor especially in the area of making opponents submit. It is always more fun, and amusing, to make my opponents beg for the match to stop as I am inflicting severe pain upon them.

Bea arrives at the venue where the wrestling ring is set up for Climax Control 408. Bea walks up to the wrestling ring and she takes one trip around the ring before settling into one of the chairs at the table where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone provide comments on the wrestling matches.

Bea:  So, Prudence, are you ready to know what painful and devastating moves and holds I plan on using on you to make you submit to me? Some of my favorite punishing moves and submission holds include the following items. BEA BULLDOG where I bulldog you face first into the mat. THE PRETZEL Figure Four Leglock. And the other one is the SLEEPING PILL which is my sleeper hold. Now, Prudence, you can let out a sigh. . .you can roll your eyes and give me your mean girl stare. . .but you cannot overlook the fact that I have won many matches by wearing down my opponents then inflicting one of my punishing submission holds. If you think you are immune to what I can do to you as my opponent then you really are a air-headed moron.

Bea lets out a loud laugh.

Bea:  Prudence it isn’t just the fact that I enjoy making opponents submit rather than me just pinning them. The real enjoyment I get is when an opponent talks crap leading up to our match and then when I put one of my submission holds on them and they know they are going to lose to hear them begging and pleading for me to release them is. . .well. . .extremely amusing and satisfying to me. Make sure you have your voice ready to issue your submission to me. Ha ha ha!!!

Bea walks around the venue some more and then she arrives at the entrance of the venue and stops to look into the camera.

Bea:  Before I go I want Prudence, and everyone else in Sin City Wrestling, to know that me and Bill have been talking and we are hoping to be assigned to challenge for the Mixed Tag Team Championship as we are former Mixed Tag Team Champions. It would be fun to hold and defend that Championship again.

Bea smirks into the camera.

Bea:  That is all I needed to say today leading up to my match against you Prudence. I am returning to the hotel where me and Bill have a room as we both have matches at Climax Control 408. I will be with Bill when he presents his comments for his match against J2H as I will be at ringside as Bill’s Manager so I have comments to make during Bill’s presentation of his comments for his match. Bye!

Bea turns and walks down the sidewalk away from the camera person. When Bea is out of camera range the camera person cuts their feed and the scene goes dark.


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