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BEN & JAMIE v RAAB & SAMUEL
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:57:00 PM »
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BEN & JAMIE v RAAB & SAMUEL
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2016, 01:08:36 PM »
 Climax Control. - 27th March

Ben Jordan returns backstage after missing out on the World Heavyweight championship. He walks through the curtain and down a few metal steps, moving away from the entrance to the ramp. A backstage assistant runs towards him, handing him a towel.


Ben: Cheers darling.

The woman smiles and walks away as Ben mops the sweat from his forehead and runs it through his hair. He starts to walk towards the locker room, walking past Christian Underwood, who gives him a nod and a thumbs up. Ben sees a dressing room with Sam Marlowe's name on it. Ben knocks his knuckles on the door, but hearing no answer, he puts his hand on the handle. He pushes down but the door doesn't open. Ben rubs the towel through his head looking confused but Pussy Willow walks past him.

Pussy: Ben, if you're looking for Sam, she left a while ago.

Ben turns around, looking at Pussy and wiping the sweat from his head.

Ben: During my match?

Pussy: Before your match. She didn't look happy Ben, she looked a bit odd when she walked past me and to the car park area.

A frown passes on Ben's face as he looks at Pussy.

Ben: Cheers love. I'll give her a bell when I get back to me pit.

Ben walks past Pussy and past two more doors before opening the third door. He walks in to a big open dressing room and towards a locked. He opens up the locker and pulls out a bag. He quickly unzips it and pulls out a phone. Ben quickly unlocks the main screen and scrolls through numbers and hits one. He moves the phone to his ear but no one answers. He hits the end call button and puts it back in his bag.

Ben: Weird, will give her a bell a bit later...

Ben sits on a bench, running the towel through his hair.

Ben: Bloody strange she missed my match, must kick her in the arse for that later, I coulda become a World champ and she'd have missed it.

Ben sniffs deeply, smelling round his shoulder area and lifts his arm.

Ben: I don't half pen and ink right now, what does that kid use on his hair? One headlock and I've gone to the land of coconuts.

Ben stands up and walks towards the shower as the scene cuts.




March 28th - 8am

A tired Ben Jordan stumbles across the kitchen of a hotel suit, looking towards a kettle. He quickly switches the button on it. The camera moves down to see Ben just wearing just boxers. You know you wanna see 'em,, don't ya....

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Ben looks down at his boxers and back to the camera with a wink.


Ben: Visual aides are always fun

Ben turns away before he let's out a huge yawn. He moves along towards the kitchen counter and along to where his phone is charging.

Ben: Right after all those missed calls, and texts I went that redhead, she's gotta have replied to one.

Ben picks up his phone, running his thumb along it to unlock the screen, seeing no missed calls or messages from Sam. He scratches the side of his head as the kettle boils.

Ben: Ok, this is getting a little weird. It can only mean one thing Benny boy, we must put on the old Sherlock hat and find Sam Marlowe!

Ben moves to the door, opening it up to the hotel hallway, but stops and turns around, putting a finger in the air.

Ben: Right after I get dressed!

Ben charges off to the bedroom as the scene fades.




The scene starts again outside a house, set in front of the bright blue Las Vegas skies. A two building grey Vegas home, one building house, one building garage sits behind a small green with solitary tree planted in the middle of the green. A slanted high roof covers both buildings and a cement pathway leads to the front door. To the left side of the front door, a side door leading in to the back garden is seen. Ben Jordan stands in front of the camera, on the sidewalk, dressed in blue jeans and a white shirt (comedy boxers now covered - Sorry Jamie!). He strolls towards the door, and knocks, waiting patiently for some kind of movement but nothing happens behind the door. Ben moves to the side door, jumping up and holding on and looking over the top of the fence.


Ben: Come on, where are ya?

Ben looks around but can see nothing happening in the garden. He drops down, his feet touching the floor once more, when an elderly woman approaches him.

Elderly Woman: What are you doing young man? I should call the police.

Ben turns around, looking at the much smaller woman.

Ben: Don't need to call the old bill love. I'm looking for the woman who lives here, Sam Marlowe.

Elderly Woman: What do you want with her? Are you a stalker?

Ben lets out a sigh.

Ben: I hear that a lot but no, I'm not a stalker, I'm a friend of hers. I work with her, and she's gone way too quiet to me. I usually speak to her every day, but nothing mate, nothing since Sunday. Just upped and left work and I haven't seen her or heard from her since.

Elderly Woman: She looked perfectly fine this morning.

Ben: You saw her this morning.

The woman looks at Ben with lowered eyebrows.

Elderly Woman: Obviously. That's what I said. I thought I was going deaf young man, but it must be catching.

Ben: Oi! Nothing wrong with me lug holes, they're working alright. Did she say where she was going?

Elderly Woman: Why should I tell you? You might be a stalker and just acting like you're not. I've seen movies, you know?

Ben:  Yeah, clearly a lot of them, but I'm one of the good guys. I'm just worried about my friend, that's all.

The woman looks Ben up and down.

Elderly Woman: Hmmmm, ok, she said she was spending the day at the mall.

Ben: Thank you, you're a star!

Ben quickly turns away and walks towards the sidewalk again, shaking his head.

Ben: She's got me running around like a greyhound with the shits....




Las Vegas Mall.

Ben stands in the crowd, looking around at people moving from store to store. He looks through the crowd, his head moving from face to face as he searches for Sam Marlowe.


Ben: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

His yell causes people to stop and stare but he moves through the crowd, looking at faces as he moves through the people.

Ben: This is gonna take forever to find her in this crowd. Ladies and gentlemen, has anyone here seen Sam Marlowe? The wrestler, she's here today, has anyone seen her at all?

The crowd hustle past Ben, continuing with everything they had planned for the day. A frown crosses Ben's face as his head darts from person to person. He looks to the stores, walking past and peering in to windows before moving on to the next one.

Ben: I'm gonna need some serious help here, because this ain't going too bloody well.

Ben stops outside a store, looking up at it.

Ben: And this could be the perfect place to get that help.

Ben strolls in to the store, the camera waiting outside, but focuses on a sign in the window with the words "T-shirts printed here".

Not too long later...

Ben strolls out of the store, a wide grin on his face. He opens his jacket and points down to the shirt.


Ben: So, whatcha think?

The camera moves down to show...

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Ben grins at the camera as it moves back up to his face.


Ben: Now that should help. I mean if no bugger here likes making eye contact and forever looking down, hopefully, they'll see this instead.

Ben strolls through the mall, holding his jacket wide open and people look down at his shirt. Ben draws a strange look from a passing woman.

Ben: I'm showing off the shirt love, not flashing me bangers at ya. Have you seen this girl?

The woman shakes her head and walks past Ben, causing him to frown. He continues to walk through the crowd as people look at the shirt and shake their heads at Ben.

Ben: Well this ain't working much either. Need to raise the anti.

Ben looks at bench with no one on it and moves towards it. He climbs on the bench and looks around the crowd.

Ben: Ladies and gents, can I have your attention please?

A crowd gather around Ben as a security officer looks on from a distance. Ben holds his jacket open.

Ben: I'm looking for this woman on my shirt here. Has anyone seen her here today?

A young boy at the front of the crowd speaks.

Young Boy: I saw her at the food court. She gave me her autograph, she's my favourite wrestler ever.

Ben jumps off the bench and looks at the young boy.

Ben: Thank you so much little man. Just because you've helped me out and you like wrestling. I got something for ya.

Ben reaches in to his jacket pocket and pulls out two tickets.

Ben: These are two tickets to the SCW Show on Sunday in Phoenix, Arizona. Take these for you and someone you want to bring. You get someone to tweet me on Twitter and I'll make sure you get there.

The boys face lights up as he grips his mothers hand.

Ben: I gotta go now, but I will see you on Sunday and you can come hang out with me and Sam if I can find her.

Ben winks at the boy and moves away, quickly followed by a security guard, moving through the crowds to the food court area. His eyes look around the crowd for Sam but she is nowhere to be seen. Ben looks at a free table.

Ben: Well it worked the first time I guess.

Ben moves towards the table and jumps up on to it holding his jacket open and addressing the crowd.

Ben: Ladies and gents, sorry to interrupt your meal, but I'm looking for this woman. It's important I find her.

The time, the security guard moves in before anyone can answer Ben.

Security Guard: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step off the table.

Ben: Why?

Security Guard: Because it's not safe. So step off the table before I remove you from it, and call the police.

Ben: Listen mate, manners cost bugger all, if you would have said please, I might have done it. I've been threatened with the old bill once today, and I'm pretty sure I might get me hat trick by the end of the day.

Security Guard: Sir.

Ben: Don't sir me pal, I'm tired, I'm cranky, this woman hasn't been heard from in days, why don't you actually help me out here and go look on ya cameras or something.

Not too far away stepping out of a store, Sam Marlowe sees Ben on the table. She stops dead in her tracks watching what's going on.

Security Guard: I'm not gonna ask you again.

Ben: Then don't, let me find my friend and piss off!

Sam's eyes widen as she hears the usually calm Ben, talk louder and quickly moves in his direction. She stands behind him, calling him.

Sam: Ben, what are you doing up there.

Ben turns around, looking at Sam.

Ben: I was looking for you. Did a bear eat ya phone or something?

Sam looks at the security guard.

Sam: Don't worry, I got it from here.

The security guard doesn't say a word as Ben jumps off the table and to the floor.

Ben: Where the bloody hell have you been? I've called, I've texted, I sent a carrier pigeon, I sent a carrier raven in case the pigeon got lost, I sent smoke signals and I even used a Morse code machine and not heard a thing from ya.

Sam: I just needed some time alone after Sunday.

Ben: A message woulda been spot on to stop me and everyone else worrying. No buggers heard from you in days.

Sam: I felt I let Rage down so I just wanted to leave.

Ben: Coulda at least told me that. There was me out there in the ring, by the time I got back, you'd done a Gabriel disappearing act.

Sam: I just needed to get away.

Ben: And get away you will. Tomorrow, what are ya doing?

Sam stands silently for a few seconds.

Sam: Why?

Ben: Because on me way over here, I got a call. I need to go to New York to film something with Jamie, wanna come see it? Trust me, you won't regret this one.

Did Sam turn up? What is Ben going on about? Guess you'll see a bit later!




Production people move around in a backstage area, a crowd can be heard the other side of a thin stage wall. The camera turns around to see Ben Jordan leaning against the wall.

Ben: Alright people, how ya doing today?

Ben pauses for a few seconds, as if to listen.

Ben: Blinding. Right people, here's the story right now. This is an odd place to be standing here cutting a promo about a match I'm having a week tomorrow, but here's the deal. Right now, I am in New York with Jamie Dean, and we're about to appear on a show. Now you can probably hear the people behind there.

Ben points to the wall behind him.

Ben: They're all ready and raring to go, but I've been too busy to do this up until now. What show you ask? Don't worry, you'll find out soon, you'll actually get to see it, well part one at least before you might have a bit of a wait. This is blinding to blow off a little steam, cause next week, you probs won't be hearing from me cause it's training, training, training for that huge match against Lord Raab and future Samuel Raab?

Ben shrugs his shoulders.

Ben: I dunno what way they're gonna do it and I doubt I'll be invited to the wedding anyways, but I think we should just call them The Raab's for now, whatcha think?

Ben turns his ear to the camera as if to listen again.

Ben: Now Raab's, I gotta say thank you to the one who's clearly the dominant one, Lord Raab. First off, thank you. Weird thing to say to the oppo, I know, but thank you for actually having the passion to want to take a division and set it on fire. Respect for that, because everyone else seems to see this division as poison rather than something worthy of working their nuts off for. The birds division has it right with Team Hero, The Nobodies, The Angel Clan and The Fallen. We got us, so it's down to us to put on a blinding advertisement for this division and what it can become, we got the chance to do that, so I hope to god that we can.

Ben gives a thumbs up to the camera.

Ben: However Raab, there is a couple of things I take issue to, number one, attacking women, it's just not cricket mate, it's just not on. Number two, I'm gonna take a guess at this as if to look in to the future, that you will take everything I say today and try and use it against me, also not cool, come up with ya own stuff!

Ben firmly points a finger at the camera with a smile.

Ben: I have an issue or two with ya for trying to attack Sam Marlowe, cheers Rage for the save there, but Sam's a great friend of mine mate and one hand on her, and we'd have been meeting a lot sooner than Sunday. It's a bloody shame that you don't like the fans cheering ya for a while, because you fail to see the benefit to it all. These people out there, they pay to see us lot, which means we get paid and our place of work and our weird dysfunctional family all get to stay together. Them cheering you can drive you on and push you to be better. When ya knocked on ya jacksy after a twenty minute hell of a match and ya running out of reasons to get back on ya feet. That roar from the crowd, the people calling for you, little kids begging for you to get back to ya feet, they give you the reason to stand up and fight on. They can be the difference between fading and not being bothered to get back to your feet and having one last push for glory.

Ben nods slowly.

Ben: It's what drives me a bit mate and the thing is, if you put me down, the people you don't want cheering for you are gonna cheer for me to push me up to my feet and it's gonna keep me coming at ya. I know you're coming out of this aggressive, I know you're full of talent, and if your self control could match your talent, you'd be unstoppable, you'd be ripping people to bits and what not, but that little lack of self control could cost ya mate, and that's where I plan on taking advantage. I gotta get my belts back somehow.

Ben straightens his shirt collar.

Ben: Thing is, I can see Samuel levelling you out in the ring and keeping you calmer, because I think you feel like you gotta protect him a bit, but he's a big lad, he can take care of himself. He's been in a few rucks here, and this could be the start of the rise of Samuel. You don't have to worry about him. This will be a brilliant learning curve for ya Samuel.

Ben scratches his neck.

Ben: You've been here for a while and not had as many matches as you'd have liked because solo stuff ain't your thing, you need Lord Raab with ya, but Raab had his own thing to do, you coulda had a match or two to build ya experience, which would have come in proper handy at Blaze of Glory V. Let me explain why. I've been in a few big matches in me life, where I've won title after title in ACW at huge events, I mean proper massive. The last title I won there was the big boy, over a year after I started there, and walking in to that match, I was proper tanking it. I was the dude who had two titles in ACW at the same time for a year, and I walk in to the biggest match of me life and I was tanking it. Me 'aris was all over the place. Wasn't pretty at all.

Ben frowns.

Ben: Really wasn't pretty, but am I right in thinking this is the biggest match of your career Samuel? Mostly because it's at SCW biggest show of the year, because the championships are vacant and you are a three count away from history. Your poor April will be going like good un, Raab won't be able to go near your bottle for a long time. You gotta be nervy there pal and I don't blame ya. The eyes of the world will be on you, people will be watching everything you do.

Ben waves his finger at the camera.

Ben: Question is, with the lack of experience, are you gonna be able to handle all that pressure on ya? The hundreds of thousands of eyes on ya, watching every step you make, you gonna be ok mate?

Ben looks to the ceiling and back to the camera.

Ben: Show of hands, how many of ya said "Yaaarp" in Samuel's voice.

Ben moves his finger around as if he's counting people.

Ben: I reckon more than a few of ya did. Look on the bright side Samuel, at least ya over in that sense, but I really really want my tag titles back. Since I vacated them, I've missed them and want those bad boys back.

Ben runs his hand over his lips.

Ben: Like really want them back and I had  options on who to have has my partner to help me out. I got offered a partner by so many that I would have to carry to the titles again, and then I looked at Jamie Dean, who didn't want a free ride, he wanted to be equal with me, and I know he's picked the strangest team name he possibly could have, but the passion he has for wrestling, and for helping out a friend out shadows the fact that he slaps me on the arse more than any man should. We both want the same things, the SCW Tag Team championships and I think the lack of control from you Raab, the lack of experience from you Samuel, might just push things in Jamie and I's favour. We live in hope but either way, let's show SCW what tag teams can do.

A man walks up to Ben, holding up five fingers. Ben nods towards the man.

Ben: Right, that's me out, cause it's show time. Keep watching, you lovely people will love this. Raab, Samuel, I'll see ya both at Blaze of Glory V.

Ben salutes the camera.

Ben: Laters people.

The camera fades.




A stage area is seen in a theatre type setting, and people gather around the stage and on balconies around the surrounding area. On one side of the stage is a small bar and three bar stools, on the other side is a DJ booth standing up high. The back wall has three words lit up that will tell you today's location. The words lit up... "Lip Sync Battle". The lights in the arena drops down and a female voiceover is head.

Voiceover: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the stage the host of Lip Sync Battle, the RnB star of the century with more grammys than you can count, his momma said knock you out, welcome LL Cool J!

The crowd burst in to cheers as LL Cool J walks on to the stage, a microphone in hand and raising his free arm to the crowd. As the crowd quiet down, LL Cool J starts to speak.

LL Cool J: Yo yo yo! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle. I'm your host LL Cool J and we have the battle of the ring warriors here for you tonight!

The crowd cheer loudly.

LL Cool J: These guys kick ass for a living, so fighting over a belt is nothing new to these two warriors, but before we get started, we need our co commentator, welcome out my girl, the lovely Chrissy Teigan!

The crowd cheer as Chrissy Teigan runs on to the stage, wearing a low cut and short white dress. She runs along the front of the stage, high fiving the crowd in the front row before moving up behind the DJ desk. LL looks towards her.

LL Cool J: Looking good Chrissy, how ya feeling tonight?

Chrissy: Excited! Have you seen what we have backstage? It's all muscles and baby oil!

The crowd laugh as LL turns away with a smile.

LL Cool J: We've had much worse backstage.

Chrissy: Oh this isn't bad!

LL Cool J: Tonight's winner will be going home with the Lip Sync Battle championship belt!

The camera focuses on the championship belt on the DJ's booth as Chrissy points to it.

LL Cool J: So let's get on with tonight's show. Let's bring out our first ring warrior ready to lip sync for his life tonight. He is a former multi time champion throw ACW and SCW, he flown in all the way from Las Vegas at a moments notice, just to be here in New York with you tonight! They call him the Cockney King, born on the shores of England, welcome SCW Superstar, Ben Jordan!

The crowd scream wildly as the door in the middle of the stage opens up and Ben Jordan stands there wearing beige pants and a white buttoned up, short sleeved shirt and a wide smile on his face. He raises both arms in the air as the crowd cheer him on. He walks down the stage to LL Cool J, the men shaking hands and hugging. Ben turns to the crowd, moving to the front and raises his arms, causing a louder cheer before returning to LL.

LL Cool J: And his opponent, also from the hard hitting world of professional wrestling, he is known for being over the top, he is known for being one of the most flamboyant men to enter the ring. Also called a king, but we can't say what kind on this show, welcome to the stage Jaaaaaaaaamie Dean!

Jamie steps out from behind his own door atop the stage and like his competition, he is greeted with fanfare of cheers and applause from the audience. Jamie is wearing a royal purple button up shirt, black slacks and urban style sneakers to match. With a playful look on his face, he practically bounds over to LL Cool J and wraps the man in a very enthusiastic embrace, and before letting go, catches the host by surprise wit a pat on the backside. Jamie then turns around to the fans who are laughing at his antics and he beckons them for louder cheers with his hands.

LL Cool J: That hug was tight Jamie.

Jamie: No one likes half assing things when ya have an ass like that.

LL's eyes widen as he covers his mouth at the smiling Jamie, he quickly turns to Ben.

LL Cool J: So Ben, welcome to the show, we hear you're a big fan.

Ben: Massive fan of the show and your work, and of course Chrissy over there.

Ben smiles towards Chrissy who winks at Ben.

Ben: Been watching since day one and always wanted to get on here and show the people what I can do. Been training proper hard at it before I even knew I would be on the show, so looking forward to it.

LL Cool J: Well we'll see a little later how you got ready for this one. We see you've brought some support with you today.

Ben: That's right, I got SCW Bombshell champion Sam Marlowe in the crowd for a whole lot of support.

The camera turns to a smiling Sam Marlowe in the first row as the crowd cheer. Sam waves towards the stage.

LL Cool J: Bringing out the big guns to win the votes tonight Ben.

Ben smiles and nods. LL turns to Jamie.

LL Cool J: What about you Jamie? What made you want to be here today?

Jamie: Schnaaps, mostly.

LL Cool J, the audience and yes, even Ben, laugh at that one. Jamie smiles and holds his hand up.

Jamie: Seriously, I enjoy the show. Love seeing what everyone comes up with and are willing to do to earn a vote.

Jamie looks into the camera.

Jamie: I'm talking to YOU Channing Tatum!

Jamie then turns back to LL and shrugs impishly.

Jamie: And hey! When have I not been totally willing to make a complete ass of myself?

The audience cheers and Ben points at Jamie as if confirming this in a joking manner.

Jamie: And for the record, Ben here isn't the only one who brought his own personal cheering section. My busty, er, bestie, and SCW Hall of Famer, Amy Marshall!

Jamie points to the audience where a closeup shot of Amy Marshall in the front row. She smirks in good humor and waves to Jamie.

LL Cool J: That's cool, that's cool. Right, earlier today, these two arm wrestled to see who would be going first and it went on for hours.

Chrissy: I know, I was getting hot and sweaty myself watching that!

The crowd, LL Cool J, Jamie and Ben laugh at this comment before LL continues.

LL Cool J: Jamie won but used a feather to do so and that's cheating around here, so Ben get's to go first. Jamie, if you'd take a seat in our VIP area up there.

LL points towards the bar stool and Jamie walks towards them and sits on the middle seat of three. LL speaks to Ben.

LL Cool J: Alright Ben, the stage is yours, what are you bringing to us today?

Ben: Well I gotta stay true to me British roots a bit here and start with a bang, so we're gonna amp it up and let you all Pour Some Sugar On Me!

The crowd burst in to cheers.

LL Cool J: Coming at ya all the way from London, England, this is Ben Jordan with Pour Some Sugar On Me!

The crowd start cheering again as LL moves towards where Jamie Dean is seated, taking a seat next to him. Jamie puts his hand on LL's leg, but he quickly moves it away from his leg. Ben moves to the middle of the stage and raises the microphone in the air. The crowd quiet down and the music kicks in, causing Ben to pull the mic down quick.

"Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!"

The music intro plays and Ben struts to the front of the stage, his legs slightly apart and one up in the air and microphone at his lips as he syncs through the first verse.

"Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up"

Ben starts to walk up and down the stage for the next lyrics, putting his hand down to the fans to high five as he walks along the stage, before straightening up for the first line of the chorus.

"Pour some sugar on me"

Ben holds the microphone out to the crowd for the next line of "In the name of love" before pulling the mic back to his lips to continue syncing the rest of the chorus. He gets to the next break of the song and runs his hand down the side of his face.

"I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah"

The guitar break kicks in and Ben moves to the middle of the stage and puts his hand on the middle of his shirt. He grips either side before ripping the shirt open and exposing his upper body. LL Cool J's face turns to surprise, his eyes wide, while Jamie nods in approval. Ben winks towards Jamie causing him to fan his face, before walking to the end of the stage, lip syncing the next verse as he runs along the stage to the other end. He moves to the middle of the stage in time for the next verse and drops to his knees in front of a laughing Sam Marlowe.

"You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeah
Give a little more"

He runs his hand up his body as he lip syncs that verse, causing the crowd to cheer and reach out to him. He puts his hand out to the crowd before springing to his feet. He moves towards Jamie Dean and LL Cool J as he syncs the next lines.

"Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up"

Ben runs his fingers through his hair in front of Jamie, pulling his head backwards before running his hand down his bare chest and abs. Jamie reaches out to Ben but Ben slaps his hand away. Ben moves towards the center of the stage.

"I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah"

Ben raises his arms as the music stops, causing roars of cheers from the crowd. LL Cool J stands up and walks towards Ben, clapping. He gets next to Ben and waits for the crowd to die down a little before talking.

LL Cool J: That looked like you was having fun.

Ben: Fun? I wanna do it again mate! That was brilliant. Thank you all, you guys are blinding!

The crowd cheer as Ben waves towards them. LL turns towards Chrissy as she stands fanning herself with her hand.

LL Cool J: Chrissy, what do you think of Ben's performance?

Chrissy: Just wow... I have to other words for those abs!

Ben doubles over smiling before giving Chrissy a thumbs up. LL turns towards Jamie.

LL Cool J: What was your thoughts Jamie?

Jamie is leaning back on the bar stool, fanning himself with eyes closed.

Jamie: Oh I am going to be dreaming about that for weeks!

He peeks one eye open and corrects himself.

Jamie: Make that months.

Ben: I shoulda expected that.

Ben grins at Jamie as LL Cool J points towards the bar.

LL Cool J: Your turn to hit the VIP area Ben as it's now Jamie's time to shine.

Ben walks towards the bar stools and Jamie walks past him, slapping Ben on the rear as he walks past. Ben sits down at the seat as Jamie joins LL Cool J on the center of the stage.

LL Cool J: Well those are pretty big shoes to fill Jamie.

Jamie: Well you know what they say about men with big feet.

Jamie turns to Ben and blows a kiss, as Ben just shakes his head at Jamie and the crowd laugh.

LL Cool J: Yeah I've heard it once or twice cause I got big feet.

Jamie: I bet you have!

LL forces back a laugh as he looks at Jamie.

LL Cool J: Jamie, what are you gonna do to top Ben's performance?

Jamie turns to look at Ben and starts to say something and Ben shouts from his seat.

Ben: Oi! This is a family show!

The audience laughs and Jamie turns back to LL and sighs.

Jamie: He really gets me! Anyway, I'm going to do for this show what I do every time I step inside of the ring; bring ... SexyBack!

The audience cheers!

Jamie moves to the middle of the stage, his back to the crowd as the intro to Justin Timberlake's SexyBack starts to play. He starts to lift his shoulders in time with the music before spinning around as the lyrics kick in.

"I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act"

Jamie slowly walks towards the front of the stage, his eyes focused and steps methodical as he runs his hand down his front but quickly turns to his side.

"I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack."

As soon as the first line kicks in Jamie starts to twerk directly in front of Amy Marshall and the crowd goes wild. He spins to face the front of the crowd and puts his hand on the back of his head.

"Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave"

Jamie starts to grind his hips slowly, causing a head shake from Ben, wide eyes from LL and Chrissy pokes her tongue out, panting for breath.

"I'll let you whip me if I misbehave"

Jamie spins around at that point, smacks his own rear ended before crouch and curving his body forward and straitening up, leaving his rear out before standing completely straight up.

"Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're twerking with"

Jamie obliges the song lyrics and turns his back to the crowd, standing in front of Amy Marshall, he crouches low to the ground and starts to twerk, causing Chrissy to pant more from the DJ stage. Jamie moves flat on the floor, sliding on his stomach towards Ben, his hand reached out.

"Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it"

He looks in Ben's eyes as he lip syncs the next part perfect, putting his hand on Ben leg and springing to his feet. He turns his back to Ben, bending over slightly. Jamie moves to the middle of the stage and drops to his knees 'riding' the floor.

"I'm bringing sexy back!"

Jamie raises his hand as the crowd explodes in to wild cheers as the music stops. He stands up and cups his ear to the crowd, causing more cheers. LL Cool J approaches him.

LL Cool J: Wow! Just wow! How do you think that went Jamie?

Jamie:  Listen to them!

Jamie cups his ear again and waves his hand, causing the crowd to cheer louder.

LL Cool J: Ben, what did you think of that?

Ben: I thought you said you was bringing SexyBack?

Jamie turns around, shaking his rear at Ben.

Ben: I hate to admit it, but that was scary good.

LL Cool J: And Chrissy, what did you think of Jamie's moves?

Chrissy looks mesmerized by Jamie after his performance.

Chrissy: Why are all the good ones gay?

Jamie: I think it's Gods cosmic joke for that whole apple thing. You know, forbidden fruit and all that?

The crowd burst in to laughter as SexyBack starts to play in the background.

LL Cool J: Time for a break over here, but when we return, we're gonna see how both Ben and Jamie got ready for tonight's show, plus we're gonna see what both of them have up their sleeve to wow you with and we will crown a Lip Sync Battle champion. Don't go anywhere!

The camera focuses on the title belt on Chrissy's DJ booth before going to a commercial break.

That was pretty fun, wasn't it? I thought so, bet ya can't wait till next week to see part two, live from Jamie's promo.... Want a clue about what's in store? Me too!
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BEN & JAMIE v RAAB & SAMUEL
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2016, 11:02:52 PM »
 OOC: For the first time since I brought Samuel here, I finally got around on doing two scenes for him as a character development thing I've been working on in another fed I had Samuel and Raab in and I thought to bring that here what he's been up to since the loss of the tag team title match against The Nobodies. I will do Lord Raab's next week.






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Last day of the stamina course. Las Vegas, Nevada. Monday 7th March.

Recently over the past few months, there's been another side of the camp that's very unknown when it comes to a certain man who hasn't appeared much if at all on camera since the loss of the tag titles against The Bodies team who were around back then. A man who's married to Markus Raab known as Samuel McPherson. Henry placed him on the course because he needed to work a lot on his stamina to stop him from being tired so much during matches. It was never a good thing for Samuel to get worn out or anything to lose matches a bit.

He knew his lack of experience has a knock on effect on the team sometimes and there was one way of improving on that was not only to do more wrestling, but to do a lot more of his stamina training. All day everyday since the camp that he's been doing a lot of running both outside and in the gym and Henry's having to consistently push Samuel so hard to do some of the drills everyone else on the camp is doing and sometimes, Samuel has been stopping to drink a lot and been told to carry on.

Samuel knew at the same time when he was in trouble, he thought of his husband who he wishes could watch him half of the time, but at the same time, Markus had things to deal with when it came to the wrestling business side of things and it was a good thing Henry was around to help Samuel out to encourage him to push himself and as soon as he sees Samuel stopping on running on the field, Henry shouts at him.

Henry Losak: β€œCome on Samuel, push harder. You want to be a better wrestler, don't you?”

As soon as the word wrestler came into play, he suddenly starts running a lot faster on the pitch and it was a lot of improvement that's been gained in the course throughout the months. There was times where they had breakfast, lunch, dinner and a brief breaks for a bit of rest, but there's been nothing, but pushing their boundaries across and each one of the people who are training had their own encouragement person from the camp itself, but because Henry could easily talk to Samuel, he didn't need one.

So Samuel continues running outside on a very large pitch and the trainer was looking over him and he sees Henry standing there to keep an eye on Samuel so he wouldn't back down. The trainer oversees everything with each one of his trainees on the camp that it was in a way a bit of a weight loss programme too, but it was mainly lack of stamina was the problem and the trainer has seen quite a bit of progress with Samuel as he speaks to Henry.

Trainer: β€œYour boy has improved a lot since he came here.”

Henry Losak: β€œHe has indeed. He just wants to be better at wrestling as I've said to you and making his husband Markus very proud.”

Trainer: β€œWow, that's amazing he's married to another guy. Damn, I didn't know that about him.”

Henry Losak: β€œYes and they are actually very happy together or they soon will be once Markus gets out of doing his counselling sessions hence the reason why I'm away a lot on Fridays so Markus gets all the help he needs.”

Trainer: β€œInteresting. Yes Samuel seems to be well on form and doing as much as he can to improve on this vital weakness in him. His weight unlike the others wasn't really a concern for us, but rather his stamina was very lacking.”

Henry nodded in agreement as he still sees Samuel pushing forward with the running outside and the trainer had seen enough in a good way of course as he shouts at Samuel.

Trainer: β€œSamuel, you can stop now. I'm impressed of what I've seen here. Come and get something to eat buddy.”

Samuel runs straight towards the gym enclosure as he feels very happy to have stopped since he felt it was very boring to do running sprints both in and out of the gym all the time, but he knew at the same time, it was worth it as he just wanted nothing, but to improve and Samuel wasn't like Markus who goes for it and pushes himself every day and night non stop which in a way was very sensible.

When it came to interaction with other people, Samuel unlike Markus really does listen to what people say and even respond to them as he interacts with them very well, considering he couldn't talk because of his autism, but it didn't mean Samuel couldn't do things on his own because he very well much can, even things that Markus can't do on his own as he sits down and listens to the talk going on about general stuff with sports which has been the main topic throughout the entire time they've been here as one of the trainees asks a question to Samuel.

Trainee: β€œHow does it feel to be a wrestler dude?”

Samuel had his thumbs up to the guy who's there to lose weight and also improve on his stamina as Henry does interrupt and speak about it.

Henry Losak: β€œWell you see, being a wrestler to Samuel really has helped him discover himself a bit more, making names around the business and he's of course having way too much time off from wrestling in SCW so he was placed on this camp mainly because of his stamina. You must be in the best conditioning you can for the sport. He's very strong and powerful, but it's that factor that lacks him along with the experience too.”

Trainee: β€œExperience?”

Henry Losak: β€œYes and I know it's weird for Samuel to start quite late to be a wrestler, but being in a team with Markus is all he really wants to do. He's not ready to wrestle by himself yet due to the lack of experience hence why he wrestles alongside Markus so he can gain it from him and the business in general.”

Everyone was eating very healthy food with pasta and salad as it was very healthy balanced diet with some chicken in the pasta as well. Both Henry and Samuel are enjoying the time they've been having here and even gained a few numbers or two to keep in contact while Markus goes out to do some Amateur MMA fights. The trainer seems happy to see Samuel interacting with everyone, although wondered why Samuel couldn't speak as he speaks on their behalf.

Trainer: β€œI know it might seem rude if Samuel can only respond to yes or no, but the reason for that is because he's got autism that limits his ability to speak at all. He loves to interact with you all because it's a way for him to learn about the world. As you can see, he's very outgoing kind of guy and he's someone who's here not to lose weight like some of you are, but as Henry said earlier why he's here.”

Samuel smiles as he high fives everyone near him on the table as he felt such at home and happy to be apart of the family which sadly was ending today and the trainer speaks.

Trainer: β€œAll of you have come such a long way since you've been here and I hope all of you that've lost weight won't ever go back to your old ways and for those for stamina improvement will achieve whatever you want to do with your lives whether if it's to run in the Olympics, cycling all across town or even winning titles in wrestling. All of you are very special to me and it's sad your time has come to an end today because I'd never get the chance to see all of you as a group again, but when it comes to meeting you all individually, I will still be doing that to keep track of not going back to being overweight or wanting to hear updates about your progresses to achieve a goal to do what you want to do.”

The whole table including Samuel cheered as they toast each other with their glasses and drink some quality water as the trainer looks at each one of his now former students and he speaks with a bit of tear down on his eye.

Trainer: β€œAs I said before that I treat each one of you the same regardless of whatever problems or how different you are. All of you belong to be here and I've never met such a bunch of hard workers for a long time I've had a group and all of you are it. I want all of you to eat up and get yourselves home safely because our time here is done for good and you can always come back here to visit and even use the gym equipment if needed in your own time as well. I'll see you all soon hopefully.”

Everyone finished eating half an hour later as they all grab their things from their own apartment beds they've had to sleep in for the last few months to head on home and Henry pats Samuel on the back while grabbing his and Samuel's things and he sees Samuel excited mainly to see his husband for once as Henry speaks.

Henry Losak: β€œYeah, I see you are so excited to see Markus, but I have to tell you that he's going to be very busy soon as little does he know that he's got an interview and a trial coming up to do some amateur boxing so please don't worry and we'll get you back in wrestling again which is something Markus said to me on the phone the other day. He said he wants to wrestle with you again.”

Samuel places his thumb up towards Henry as they started to walk straight out of the building and while they walked to their headquarters, Henry speaks again.

Henry Losak: β€œI know you and Markus have been down ever since the loss of winning the tag team titles, but things are going to change and I think those changes are coming sooner rather than later. I think Markus needs a lot more quali...............”

Samuel points to himself on him wanting it too and Henry speaks again.

Henry Losak: β€œYes you too after that amount of hard work you've done. It's all worth it and you are more than ready to wrestle whoever it is you will face next with Markus. Now go to your apartment and wait up for him there as you deserve a good old long rest from the stamina camp you've been through.”

Samuel McPherson: β€œYaarrp.”

They walk across the streets at one in the afternoon, being proud of Samuel on achieving his goals to gaining a lot of stamina for the wrestling business as he goes straight into the apartment and goes upstairs to take everything, but his shorts off as he climbs into bed and sleeps, even while waiting for Markus to come to bed with him as he does a few minutes later.

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Tag team training day. Las Vegas, Nevada. Monday 4th April.

It was all happy days in the camp, especially Samuel has been told to do some tag team training with Lord Raab today, even without Samuel knowing a damn clue as to why they are doing tag team training they needed to become The Monstimals they are. Most people have forgotten about them still being under that name, but their fighting styles of the monster and animal in the ring, ripping apart their opponents Jack and Timothy who are a very well known team in the independent circuit of wrestling.

There's a bit of a clear space going on with the gym as there's gonna be another ring placed there with workers setting something up on the other side of the gym, but it didn't look anything like a wrestling ring at all, but for now both Markus and Samuel are fighting brutality and viciously against Jack and Timothy and Markus sees his husband gaining a lot of improvement in his stamina area that he was very weak on.

Most of all, it's Samuel more than Markus himself doing most of the work in the match, showing to Markus how bad he wanted to wrestle in the ring and even Samuel sees his husband happy because of something he may hasn't said yet as they doing a lot of double teaming work with Samuel doing a lot of one on one training some of the week to get rid of the rust, but he's with Markus and they are doing a lot of moves like double chokeslam, assisted piledriver, Double Suplex and Powerbomb/Neckbreaker combination which most of them seem to be their favourite tag team moves they do together.

But the other team haven't been people easy to beat either as they've gotten Samuel in some moves as well, even a suplex which they lifted him like there was no problems at all. There was a lot more training to be done as a team of The Monstimals and they are also making their opponents bleed in the ring, at least in Markus's mind showing how bad he wanted to be a tag team champion and they caught Jack as Samuel grabs hold of Jack's neck and lifts him up for the chokeslam which Markus catches Jack on his back to catch his knees on Jack's back to plant him down on the mat as Samuel chokes out Timothy in the ring.

Markus and Samuel got out of the ring and of course do their usual thing of sitting down and having a bottle of water to drink as Markus looks straight at Samuel as he sees Samuel looking very confused as to what's going on as Henry's been far too busy to deal with paperwork and even Markus wonders with the other ring being set up and he speaks to Samuel.

Lord Raab: β€œI know what you are wondering what the whole tag team training along with you getting rid of ring rust is about over the past few days and well, I don't think Henry has told you why, has he?”

Samuel McPherson: β€œNaarrp.”

Lord Raab: β€œThe reason for this and we'll be doing more tag team wrestling during the week is because we are going to face against Ben Jordan and Jamie Dean for the tag team titles. Of course you've been relaxing and been away on camp to not know about this, but me and Ben had a deal to compete in the tag division to make it great again.”

Samuel points to think it might've been Markus's idea of the tag match happening and Markus speaks.

Markus Lord Raab: β€œYes Samuel, it was my decision as well as I did call any team out to face me and you for the tag titles because of course, we aren't like Connor or Travis getting free title shots for something they've done jackshit for. We want to earn the titles and Ben honestly said that me and you have earned that right. So now you know why we've been training as a tag team along with getting rid of ring rust for you.”

Samuel McPherson: β€œYaarrp.”

Lord Raab: β€œAll throughout the week, we'll get straight back to doing more training as a team together if things don't get caught up with my Amateur MMA title defence which I told Henry to hold the matches off for now because this is important and we need to get you a title to you're name and you will be a ruthless animal I know you can bring into the ring and you need to bring in this case. Now Ben Jordan has been around for quite sometime, even winning the tag team belts from The Nobodies, but he doesn't seem to show that potential to be a tag champion at all.”

Samuel nods towards him as Markus quickly takes a sip from his water bottle before he places the cap on and speaks again.

Lord Raab: β€œHe doesn't have much experience in the ring compared to me at least, but he did capture the tag titles. Jamie Dean I don't really know much if anything about because he's not been wrestling for a very long time, longer than you've not been in the ring and I'm gonna find out all I can about him as I'm sure Henry will do the same too. Are you ready to go for the tag belts and win them?”

Samuel McPherson: β€œYaarrp.”

Lord Raab: β€œGood to hear and I think we can call this a day from training since me and you have been training throughout the whole day here and since Henry told me we haven't spent much time together which I agree we haven't, lets go to the apartment and spend time together.”

Samuel jumped straight up as Markus held Samuel's left hand and they walk straight out of the gym together and they close the door in the apartment to spend well deserved quality time together after training so much in the gym and it was important for them to have couple time as the scene goes to fade, pretty much guessing what they've been doing.

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Tag team title shot round two ustream.com by Henry Losak.

β€œIt's about time my other client gets another chance to be a tag team champion with his husband, but of course Lord Raab was right in what he says on not having enough teams so who could blame him for not being completely focused on the tag titles? I certainly couldn't especially the garbage James is doing around here with the title he holds is ridiculous, but thanks to Ben Jordan who wanted to put the titles on the line and not vacate them, it caught his attention and Samuel only found out on Monday about the upcoming match.

Needless to say that he's looking forward to getting back inside of an SCW ring because ever since the loss to The Nobodies in the tag title match, Samuel has been pushing himself to the limits as nobody knows apart from Lord Raab that he went to a stamina course to improve on his biggest weakness in the match and that's how far he's come and everyone around the world will see that improvement from Samuel.

The thing we have here is Ben Jordan who was the tag team champion with Simon Jones. I know Lord Raab got pissed off with that, but I don't honestly blame him until you came around and said you was willing to place the belts on the line which I have to thank you for as well because otherwise, Samuel would still be sitting around doing nothing and I know deep down in both Raab's hearts that they want the tag titles more than Lord Raab wants the Internet title, although he will not give up achieving it in the near future.

But it's interesting how you wanted to continue with the title around your waist, not knowing what would've happened if you won the Heavyweight title? I know you didn't, but it would've caused Lord Raab to be in a rage even more. Samuel on the other hand had no idea what's been going on around SCW because he's been on a stamina course. I think Samuel and Markus really respect you for doing what you did on giving them a shot and it's kind of you to do so.

I know you'll be speaking all posh to us because you being a Brit and all, but you know you don't have to claim yourself that if you didn't want to. I mean all this time of defeating Travis Nathaniel Andrews to not really prove anything other than kicking his ass over and over again, winning the tag belts was the only achievement you've done to date. I also know you've defeated Steve Ramone too, but the problem with all of those opponents I've mentioned is Lord Raab's already beaten them and Samuel's already beaten Travis too.

Sure Samuel's win was in a tag match, but he doesn't have any interest going on his own path because he's not experienced enough to do so, especially he still makes mistakes in the ring, but it's about learning everything there is to know. I may not be like Markus to trash you like anything because you've done and said nothing really bad to Samuel at least, but you really can't blame for Markus to be in pissed off mood.

Samuel actually has felt the same as well, but for a different reason of not being placed in enough matches which people say it's our fault for not doing so, but how can that be when he's barely promoted these days in SCW? He's destroyed all the wrestlers single handedly in the practice training match with other guys and beat them very hard and bad to let all the pure frustration out. Samuel just couldn't help to let the animal instinct out of him. He's just ready to return inside of that ring and hurt people like yourself and you're tag team partner in this match Jamie Dean.

All I can say to the guy is welcome back and I know for one thing we do respect, the knowledge of possibly know that Samuel and Markus share the same views about gay love which is why it would be history in the making in terms of that if these guys win, but that's for another day of course because you seem like a very characteristic and funny guy from reading about you and we also heard about the match you've had against Sean Jackson too. Impressive stuff, more than Ben over there.

But you are in the same boat as Samuel, not wrestling for such a long time, even longer than Samuel who's not been in the ring just for a few months, while it's almost been a few years for you. I believe the last match you've had was back in 2014 against Sean Jackson way before Lord Raab was here so who knows if you suffer from any sort of ring rust or not and I personally won't speak much about you because I obviously don't know much about you apart from being addicted to sex and people, but it's not like there's much wrestling addiction in you're blood at all.

I just question the type of people like you being in this business on why you are here? I don't know if you've changed since then, but it doesn't look good to The Monstimals if you only care about that. I mean I'm sure you've got a lot of skills if you could compete against Sean Jackson who again Lord Raab's defeated in the past as well while he was around that pussy who left the company because he didn't win the SCW title just like Ethan as well who thanks to him left Markus to be in a state of rage.

But believe me Ben and Jamie, I'm trying to work with him on that as he's getting counselling for it along with the women hitting and hating as he has gone way too far now hence what I said last week, but Samuel here has no problems interacting with people. In fact, I've never seen him happier being in the stamina camp to talk to people, feeling like he can actually be himself and I know he'd do the same with you both after the match as well. That's just how he is, but he would never do it before the match though because he's just like Markus, focusing on beating his opponents down on the ground and having the mindset to be destructive towards their opponents all over the ring.

That's what this Animal can do and you both better watch out for an improvement on his wrestling skills and also the amount of speed he has too because he's gonna come out on fire and bringing everything there is to this level of wrestling and The Monstimals along with bringing the tag team division on the male side of things back to where it belongs, cream of the crop which is something James doesn't understand saying the Heavyweight title is the most important title when actually, the tag team titles are because no offense to single wrestlers out there, but anybody can win a singles title.

Because Lord Raab has won plenty of them, but the tag titles seems to be even harder for him to win because working as a team to win titles seems to be a very difficult thing for him to do and it took him far too long to find a partner that is Samuel. Samuel is the only person now he trusts throughout the entire wrestling world. I think tag titles should have more competition than it currently has and that's why Ben, Jamie, Samuel and Markus are gonna put the tag titles right back on the market.

Right back on making the titles worth something worth while and show you idiots what a real team is made of. Unfortunately with Lord Raab's time in the ring, it's only going to affect you boys worse than it would because of the lack of time Jamie Dean's had in the ring and it's only gonna cost you Ben to recapture the tag team titles and change the landscape of this division and most of all Samuel and especially Lord Raab will make history quite a bit in the SCW record books which we know what ones would be broken.

But they've got to get the job done in the ring first by using all of their brute force and passion they have for the tag belts they desire and have done since the last loss in the tag division they had, but that's only been one loss since then as a team and they will be well back on track, especially how I see the amount of work both Markus and Samuel have done here and they will be tag team champions by leaving Jamie and Ben destroyed and beaten very viciously from both of my clients in the ring.

Samuel or Markus will pin one of you for the three count or even break you're bones enough to force either one of you to tap out because Lord Raab's passion and desire is really bad right now as it was proved on the last show and Samuel's is too believe me when you look into these eyes of the animal, you can easily tell he wants to pound and rip you both into pieces with these heavy handed hands and crush you both like a bunch of bugs you are. This animal will show the world how much he'd die to wrestle in the ring right now and he will prove it tomorrow night as you'll prepare yourselves to be destroyed by The Monstimals power.”
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2016, 10:30:32 PM »
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Training/Announcement about amateur boxing career. Las Vegas, Nevada. Tuesday 5th April.

Yet again like yesterday, both Lord Raab and Samuel are training again in the ring, but this time it lasted more than two hours, the tag team practice match was going way over two hours. It was at least eight hours of work that's going on and over the past few hours since he got here to see workers setting up another ring, Raab wondered what was going on if it was to do with him getting amateur boxing time or a ring for Samuel to give him some extra time in the ring to practice a few moves.

Who knows as they thought to mix it up with having a hardcore tag team match, the match that both Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson are kings of after having their first win a few weeks ago in that sort of style and although Raab was also a hardcore champion in another company, he's always got time in the world to wrestle, even with the MMA and possibly a boxing deal, he didn't care because focusing to become a tag team champion was well on his mind now.

They blasted both Anthony and Ian with steel chairs and even barb wire that's all over the ring and even some light bulbs that both Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson used on both Anthony and Ian as their backs are all cut and blooded up from the damage they've done towards them Lord Raab knew he had to go to counselling on Thursday instead of Friday because of travel reasons, but that was then and this is now.

As Samuel and Raab have done over fourteen hours of pure hard tag team wrestling and there's certainly no give to Raab on training, but the others were suffering, even Samuel a little bit as they done a lot of double team moves. When it comes to title matches, Lord Raab has always learned to be fully prepared for any match lies ahead of him whether it's gym work or wrestling or even a bit of both.

They continue to do a lot of double team moves until Henry who oversees the workers doing a ring set up and having some boxers in the ring training out as something could be happening in the works for Raab. He continued wrestling though as Henry smiles to see both of his guys doing a ton of team work of assisted piledrivers, Powerbomb/Neckbreaker combination, Powerbomb/double knee backbreaker combination and a double suplex before they do their finishing move which some say is the most dangerous double team move in wrestling, The Monstimals kill where Samuel grabs Anthony by the throat and before he places him down on the ground, Raab goes behind, placing his knees on the back of the opponent, placing his hands on the opponent's shoulders before he plants him down on the mat.

Henry Losak: β€œOK Raab, we need to have a one on one chat about something you've may have noticed already. Samuel, continue doing wrestling with Ian for a few more minutes before you call it a day. Very proud of the work being done here over the last few days, especially today.”

Raab agrees as he gets out of the wrestling ring and walks with Henry to go somewhere as you see Ian and Samuel continuing to do a bit more wrestling. Raab and Henry were going to be placed in a small meeting room where there's one small table with a couple of chairs as Henry opens the door to turn the lights on before Raab comes in to sit down while Henry also comes to sit down as well as he looks at Raab, but Raab already gets to the head of things.

Lord Raab: β€œWhat the fuck is going on in that gym? I work with Samuel with training to do moves and then all I hear is those fucking workers placing some sort of another ring, making a lot of drilling noises. We don't need another ring.”

Henry Losak: β€œI know and that's exactly the reason why I brought you to aside today because yes, you do already have a wrestling ring and think it's silly to have two rings, but it's not because the ring you train in isn't the same as the ring they are setting up on the other side of the gym. There's a reason for this. You know the boxing trial you had a few Sunday's ago?”

Lord Raab: β€œYes.”

Henry Losak: β€œWell the boxing coach got back to me with that on Sunday and said you are officially going to be doing some amateur boxing matches as well. He really liked your aggressive boxing style and how hard you actually punch people. He spotted you while you was fighting in the amateur MMA division and saw the pure raw aggression that he said amateur boxing needed. The other guy you sparred with they also hired as well.”

Raab nods as it was now clear as day to him what was going on in the gym and it was certainly good news other than the tag team title match he really needed to hear and he speaks again.

Lord Raab: β€œI'm so glad because I honestly thought I was wasting my damn time, but glad to be an amateur boxer because they wanted someone with raw aggression. It's all a kid can ever dream of to be in three violent sports. Also the reason why I'm training my ass off with Samuel is not only to help Samuel gain skills, but also the desire of how bad I want to be a triple crown champion in SCW.”

Henry Losak: β€œYes so I'm aware and I'm really am glad to see that because I expect you and Samuel except on Thursday where you have to do counselling, to do this every single day for the same amount of hours, especially wi..................”

Lord Raab: β€œYes Ben Jordan seemed to be glad that I was interested in fighting against him for the tag titles. I mean I said what I said for my reasons of chasing for the Internet belt, but this is better because actually, I found out I want the tag team titles more than wanting the internet title and it seems like things are only going up. Haven't heard a great deal with Jamie Dean though.”

Henry nods as he did carry around a folder for Raab to do a lot of researching on Jamie Dean as of course other than the appearance they made on Climax Control, he hasn't heard of Jamie, let alone seeing him in the ring and he slides down the folder to Raab and looks at a few things or two about him and is pretty interested and speaks.

Lord Raab: β€œOh, I see. A lot of stuff to read about the guy. Seems to be quite a funny guy too, but as much as I don't have much bad things to say to them, I will not be a nice guy all the way though and will hurt them just as much as Samuel will just for us to show the seriousness in both of our eyes to have The Monstimals become the tag team champions we was meant to have a long time ago.”

Henry Losak: β€œYes he does. Anyway I want you to rest up for more fourteen hours tag team training tomorrow and spend a bit of time with Samuel. There's something about that I want to tell you that you need to spend time with Samuel every mornings. I know you want to do training a lot, but you and Samuel barely spent time together which in a way is my fault. Do you get what I mean?”

Lord Raab: β€œYes I do and I agree we should spend time together in the mornings. I do love Samuel with all of my heart and feel like each time we you know what I mean, we get that much closer together. He's getting better lets just say that.”

Henry of course didn't really want to know, but it was good that Raab is beginning to feel a lot for Samuel and shows he's starting to learn something from the counselling sessions that he's beginning to be confident on letting himself go a bit and Henry speaks.

Henry Losak: β€œGlad to hear it. Now go back to your apartment and get some sleep.”

Raab nods as he felt it was important to spend time with Samuel sometimes as he goes down the stairs and feels really happy with his life on being a title contender for the tag team titles to do it with Samuel and then now becoming a star of the amateur boxing ranks which most kids dream of doing three different types of fighting sports and Raab gets to take part in all three of them.

Of course that's not on his mind as the tag titles is and the opponents as well as he goes into the apartment and sees Samuel already laying asleep on the sofa as Raab smiles as he picks Samuel up and places him on his shoulders as he goes up the stairs and places him on his bed and decides to take everything off and steps into bed with Samuel, kissing him everywhere before he goes to sleep with his head on Samuel's chest to hear the heartbeats.

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Counselling day again. Las Vegas Nevada. Thursday 7th April.

Today was different when it came to the situation in hand as Steven wants to witness in front of his own eyes what kind of things Raab would do to a woman if he was to be approached now and it seems like when it comes to that, there's no arguing, no abuse nothing of a kind other than Raab being silent, hiding away from the woman, but when the woman of her early mid forties touched Raab, he screamed in fear because of feeling uncomfortable with her as she tries to talk to him as she speaks.

Woman: β€œCome on Raab, I'm not gonna hurt or do anything bad.”

Lord Raab: β€œJust go away.”

Steven Qivers: β€œNo Raab, you can't say that to her. Look, I brought her here to see what kind of reaction you'd get, but please try to be polite about it. I know you are scared, but we are here to help you remember?”

Lord Raab: Alright fine I will for fuck sake.”

Raab stands up in a bit of a temper as he moves farther and farther away from her, not wanting to be touched or anything and Steven sees the problem that Raab really doesn't want any touching contact with her. The woman's name is Pippa and she kinda fancied Raab, but of course was aware that he's married to Samuel and Raab sighs, not willing to do this as he speaks.

Lord Raab: β€œI don't want to do this. I got a big match coming up and yet, I'm here having to be comfortable with this?”

Steven Qivers: β€œBut Raab, you can't improve until you do and I know this is scary, but please try to understand Pippa and see the benefits of this. That's including in the locker room in wrestling as well.”

Raab just went quiet all of a sudden as he sits back down and all he could do was just watch as she's dancing all over the room and Raab couldn't even look as he turns to face the wall as Steven walks over to him and convinces Raab to look at her as he speaks.

Steven Qivers: β€œShe's not going to hurt you Raab. Please learn to overcome your fears and look at her straight instead of being angry which I give you credit so far that you haven't gotten angry and hit her. Maybe we are going somewhere with this.”

He was right as Raab hasn't said or done anything bad to the woman so far and he just looks at her, not knowing what to say which for Steven is understandable as Raab didn't know what to say or do as a matter of fact and Steven does a sign for her to talk to him and she speaks.

Pippa: β€œRaab, I know about your tag team title match against Ben Jordan and Jamie Dean. Tell me if you are ready to talk, what do you think of your opponents for the match?”

Raab wasn't sure if he was going to answer because of the fear on his face, but he looks on the floor, thinking in his head what he should do to respond or not and he gulps and he know if he could do damage to her that Steven would beat him for it as they've had plenty of fights in the past and he speaks.

Lord Raab: β€œUm, I don't know what to say here Steven.”

Steven Qivers: β€œSay what's on your mind. Treat her as any other men you talk to. Come on, speak say something.”

Lord Raab: β€œUm well OK. I think um they should be destroyed and punished to the ground with my own fists to kick, punch and destroy them to dust, strike into the fear of both Ben and Jamie who aren't a real team compared to me and Samuel.”

Pippa: β€œInteresting and what does the tag team title match mean to you and Samuel?”

Lord Raab: β€œUm they'd mean the world to us both, especially me where um I'd be triple crown where the only belt I'd have to win if I win on Sunday is the Internet title and Samuel having his first title.”

Pippa got at least something out of Raab as it was because of wrestling, but Steven feels it could be down to Raab's lack of confidence on talking about anything else, but it was a start since it was pretty new to him on having a woman share the same room with him and he didn't really like it. He hated it actually and the face and body expressions say it all. He was so very nervous, feeling the fact he couldn't be himself is what destroyed his mind in the long run as she had a smile on her face and speaks.

Pippa: β€œOh Raab, it's so nice to hear you speak. I think we are getting progress somewhere here Steven. I heard the reason why you are afraid of people like me and it's fine, I understand how hard it is to overcome that barrier of that nasty assault you had. I won't go into that, but tell me do you use wrestling to get your anger out?”

Lord Raab: β€œYes I do to make myself feel good on hurting people, sending them straight to a hospital which is exactly what I'm gonna do to Ben even if I have nothing against him and Jamie Dean. I don't care, I just want to hold all the fu..... titles in the company.”

Steven smiled as he saw Raab stopped himself when he was swearing to a lady and it was that pure passion he had for wrestling and winning the tag team titles and he speaks.

Steven Qivers: β€œWell done for stopping yourself when you felt like you was going to swear. Thank you for coming Pippa, our time is done as I want to talk more to Raab alone.”

Pippa nods as she decides to leave Raab, not saying a word to him as Raab breaths heavily knowing the fear of the woman gone from out of his sight and Steven hears Raab feeling like he was tired, but it was panic breathing he's doing and he speaks.

Steven Qivers: β€œJust relax. I know that was a very tough excise for you to do and I'm glad that you completed that without getting angry, without hitting her and using verbal abuse towards her. I think you need to be more confident though when a woman approaches you and talk things outside of wrestling, but it's a start.”

Lord Raab: β€œWhat do you expect me to talk about? Fighting is the only thing I care about for gods sake. I don't talk to a woman about my life with Samuel now, do I? Also how can I not ignore the match against Ben and Jamie for the tag titles when that's the only thing on my mind to talk about.”

Steven Qivers: β€œI never said it was a bad thing as I agree that you should be focus on that and I'm proud of you because you and Samuel as Ben said deserve this shot, but I also agree that you do need to learn to control you.......................”

Lord Raab: β€œNo I won't because I needed to get things in the open that fucking day that I was sick to death of. Every title I wanted was vacant and yes I may have lost a friend, but it shows how selfish these wrestlers are. If I hold the tag team titles, I wouldn't retire, I'd hold them with Samuel until we lose them. That's the power The Monstimals, Ben and Jamie will provide and bring the tag division back on the fucking map.”

Steven writes down everything Raab said, even if it was nothing to do with the counselling session and more to do with Raab's career, it was still something and more writing about his intense emotions and the woman excise Steven provided for him and they are pretty much done for the day, except one thing Steven has to remind Lord Raab about.

Steven Qivers: β€œRemember that I said two weeks ago that you go into the woman's locker room and try to understand them? I want you to do that please, but of course whenever you are ready to try and speak to a woman like almost today, but with a bit more about yourself asides from wrestling of course. You can leave and great progress in the counselling session today.”

Raab finally stands up as he walks towards the door without saying a word like Steven expected from Raab and he closes the door as Raab went straight outside to smoke on a cigarette while he walks straight back to the apartment where Henry and Samuel have already packed their things, including Raab's clothes before they set off to travel all the way to Phoenix Arizona, one of the most hottest places in America.

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A future Triple Crown champion on the horizon ustream.com shoot.

β€œThank Christ that for once although I really hated to do it that I get a shot of a title I need to have one more title complete to achieve all belts before I leave this place. I hated the fact I had to be a bitch on asking and demanding title shots because it made me lazy as fuck to not go and earn it myself. Thank god that Ben Jordan said he felt me and Samuel earned the shot for the tag team belts considering we've only had the tag title shot loss in The Monstimals name. Now just because Goth has gone, doesn't mean we aren't sticking to the name. I mean after all, I was the one who came up with the idea before Goth was apart of the team.

Yep we'll move on don't worry and it's very sad that I haven't really thought what to say to the pair of you because honestly, you've not done a thing wrong to me, especially you Ben who granted me my wish and not go for those stupid titles other people wanted, especially not the joke of the Heavyweight title. You know, I laugh on hearing people say that J2H is the best Heavyweight champion ever when it's far from the truth, more like being the biggest joke a heavyweight champion has ever had because the only people he's faced for that belt are wrestlers that lack talent except you of course Ben, but his challengers for the belt are a complete joke and he might be a fighting champion, but his lack of real competition challengers along with getting people to ask and demand a title shot against him instead of making people earn their shots for the Heavyweight title makes him a weak and the most pathetic champion I've ever seen in SCW.

Even Drake Green proved to be a better champion than him who faced real talent for the belt. You are a shit champion and it's a lot of bullshit that you say oh I do open challenges because you aren't scared. Actually you are scared of real threats who are worthy for your belt. I don't want your belt because I've held it before and it makes no sense to go after a belt I've won in the past.

Unlike the other two worthless jokes you are facing at the PPV, I earn title shots the hard way and you are worthless as a champion too. You aren't worth it and I'm not afraid of you at all James. You aren't anything to be feared of, especially you treat that belt like a piece of crap, demolishing the real history the belt had with people earning their shit to win titles. Also you aren't known for being a great champion to appear on camera every time. Only fucking stupid people do that shit proving nothing more than attention seekers who steal camera time from others. It's an ego boost.

Sorry getting back to business because you guys do have talent more than that idiot does because to tell you the truth Ben, you are a threat because you have the titles I've wanted ever since the loss to the Bodies and that talent is right there in the ring because I believe apart from the tournament which by the way is an insult you lost in and that joke and an embarrassment of a champion J2H, you've not lost in other matches which is so impressive and I mean that from the heart dude.

I honestly see us in the ring more than Samuel with you and Jamie with me because we've proven to being able to hang with some of the top wrestlers in SCW and you've indeed defeated two people that me and Samuel failed to do with Simon Jones who in history will go down as the biggest pussy champion in history. I don't understand why any champion retires before losing the belt to someone. It shows that Simon wouldn't be able to handle me and Samuel who'd beat the living shit out of him.

That's the only problem we have between us is you let that happen. You didn't stop to say, hey we'll defend the tag titles against The Monstimals because of their heart and passion for those belts. I wouldn't retire after I've completed my last belt, I retire after I've lost the belt because at least then people can remember me performing to my potential than running away like a bitch, having no memory of the last match I had as a champion.

Yes you went to say I was in a hump over because of champions vacating titles I actually want to win? Damn fucking straight I was because I wasn't interested in belts I've won in the past as I've said because it makes no god damn sense. Do you know how many hours a day me and Samuel have been training together for this match? Fourteen hours a day and that's because our heart and dedication is in this match which well I don't think you have Ben.

But yes of course me and Samuel along with you and Jamie are here to shape up the tag team division again which in the male division we needed to do and after all, I did challenge every male wrestler to team up to face me and Samuel and I'm glad you had the balls to do that because you don't run away from challenges, but me and Samuel are known to be the best hardcore tag team ever in wrestling history.

Think about it, name me one hardcore tag team that's better than us? Exactly so there's that factor and honestly wish it was a hardcore tag team match because it gives me and Samuel excitement to compete, but of course this is just good enough for the pair of us, but next time we face for the titles, we'll make this a hardcore match to prove ourselves worthy of that name. Yes I'm aware you had problems with me attacking women and it's because of my past dude that I just can't get along with them, but that's going to change pretty soon when I can find a woman to chat to in the SCW locker rooms.

Das ist fΓΌr einen anderen Tag, weil mein Fokus mehr auf Sie an dieser Stelle ist, und ich werde ΓΌber Jamie Dean in der Minute sprechen, aber Sie den Hype fΓΌr unser Spiel sehen? Es ist viel, und wer kann jemand schuld, mein Tag-Partner eine enorme Menge an Ausdauertraining in den letzten Wochen getan hat, unter BerΓΌcksichtigung, weil er ein viel besserer Ringer werden will, und wusste, dass seine Ausdauer die eine Sache war, die ihn in jedem Spiel fehlt, aber glauben, wenn ich trainiert Tag habe in und mit ihm, er hat eine Menge verbessert hat und sogar nahm ein paar neue Moves oder zwei als gut.

Das ist, wo Jamie Dean in kommt, weil Sie sehen, ich finde ihn ganz ein lustiger Kerl zu sein, und hat sogar einige der Großen der SCW wie Sean Jackson gegenüber, die mit zahlreichen Begegnungen hatte und er scheint, wie er wirklich weit gehen kânnte mit seinem Wrestling-Talent und jemand, der auch eine Bedrohung ist, weil wir keine Ahnung, was er tun kann, da ich nie alt habe beobachtet SCW übereinstimmt, bevor ich kam, aber wir wissen, dass er ein Tag TitelanwÀrter in der Vergangenheit gewesen ist.

Aber die Frage ist, wie viel Ring Rost hat er leiden? Denn von meiner ZΓ€hlung, hat er nicht vor in Aktion seit dem Sean Jackson Spiel zwei Jahren nicht mehr gesehen worden. Das ist die einzige Sache, die Sie dieses Spiel Ben kosten wΓΌrde. Ich bin sicher, dass Sie zwei viel zusammen trainiert haben, so Jamie loswerden viel Ring Rost bekommen kann, um die gefΓ€hrlichsten Tag-Team in der Geschichte zu stellen bereit sein, aber ich bezweifle es ernst und sehen mehr Jamie und Samuel in den Ring zusammen. Samuel wurde auch nicht in Aktion gesehen, aber er hat auch viel Training im Ringen getan wieder aus dem Ausdauer Lager seit kommen.

Samuel wie mich so freut sich die Chance, das Paar von euch im Spiel zu Gesicht, und ich habe auch gehΓΆrt, Jamie ist Homosexuell zu, die offensichtlich ein Bonus, weil er wissen sollte, dass ich und Samuel miteinander verheiratet sind. Das, was ich hΓΆrte, ist Jamie kein Fan von SchlΓ€gern im Wrestling-Business ist, ja Jamie, ich lese ΓΌber Sie, dass, aber Sie sind so nicht bewusst, was mir und Samuel genau sind und vielleicht noch schlimmer als sein schikaniert. Wir mΓΆchten denken, dass wir eine Reihe von GefΓ€ngnis SchlΓ€ger sind die Gegner brutalisieren und sie verlassen, bis sie nicht einmal mehr stehen kann.

>>>>>>Subtitle captions on ustream.com>>>>>> [That's for another day because my focus is more on you at this point and I will talk about Jamie Dean in the minute, but do you see the hype for our match? It's a lot and who can blame anybody, considering my tag partner has done a massive amount of stamina training over the past few weeks because he wants to become a much better wrestler and knew his stamina was the one thing that lacks him in each match, but believe when I've trained day in and out with him, he's improved a lot and even picked up a few new moves or two as well.

That's where Jamie Dean comes in because you see, I find him to be quite a funny guy and even has faced some of the greats of SCW like Sean Jackson who has had numerous of encounters with and he seems like he could go really far with his wrestling talent and someone who also is a threat because we have no idea what he can do since I've never watched old SCW matches before I came in, but we know that he's been a tag title contender in the past.

But the question is how much ring rust does he suffer from? Because from my count, he hasn't been seen in action since that Sean Jackson match two years ago. That's the only thing that would cost you this match Ben. I'm sure you two have been training a lot together so Jamie can get rid of a lot of ring rust to be prepared to face the most dangerous tag team in history, but I seriously doubt it and see more Jamie and Samuel in the ring together. Samuel has also not been seen in action, but he's done a lot of training in wrestling as well since coming back from the stamina camp.

Samuel like me is so looking forward the chance to face the pair of you in the match and I also heard Jamie is gay too which obviously is a bonus because he should know that me and Samuel are married to each other. The thing I heard is Jamie is not a fan of bullies in the wrestling business, yes Jamie, I read that about you, but you are so unaware of what me and Samuel exactly are and maybe even worse than being bullies. We'd like to think we are a bunch of prison thugs who brutalise opponents and leave them until they can't even stand any more.]

Oh yeah just because I've been nicer to you guys than you'd expect that you wouldn't know that me and Samuel will hurt you boys right? Because that's what we always do and if we weren't, we wouldn't be a monster or an animal in the ring. I also know that the only reason Ben has got as far as he has is because of the lack of competition he's faced as well, especially his rivalry with Travis Nathaniel Andrews was a joke. Anybody can beat that joke in the ring.

The thing is that I look forward to the competition you boys will bring to me and Samuel, but it's mine and Samuel's time for the tag team titles because we want and need them more badly than you two out there. I will not be as pissed off any more when I'll be the triple crown champion in SCW and that's the only reason why I'm still here to achieve that goal of the grand slam champion like the other greats, but I have to have Samuel to do it.

Samuel may only compete in tag matches, but that's only because he's not ready yet for the singles competition, but he will be one day. He needs a lot of work with his skills. He will always be with me and we'll always be The Monstimals who strike fear and heart into our opponents. We will be extremely aggressive and making you boys suffer in so much pain, even though it's not deserved that it'll get the job done nicely with one of you either being pinned by me or Samuel or a submission to make one of you fuckers scream in so much pain that you'd feel the hell I've gone through all the years I've had.

All of this ends tomorrow as I look forward to the great challenge that is The Excellence of Sexecution which is a weird ass name by the way to not only have me and Samuel win those tag team belts we've craved for since we got here, but also making people pay very close attention of the tag team division again, bringing back the competition SCW needs for their tag division that needs some men to team up once again. We'll even make history of being the best tag team match ever, but with the lack of ring time Jamie Dean has, it's only going to play in mine and Samuel's favour of winning the match. Tomorrow night you will prepare yourselves to be demolished by The Monstimals, your new tag team champions.”

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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2016, 10:49:24 PM »
 September 14 - 2014 - Desert Sun Stadium - Yuma, Arizona

The match against "The Mental Rapist" Sean Jackson had just ended prematurely, as Jamie Dean had taken a bad fall from the ring apron to the ringside floor, landing on his shoulder. Forced to make a judgement call on Dean's behalf, referee Drew Patton had called for the bell and awarded the decision to Jackson in lieu of Jamie's injury.

Jamie was helped backstage carefully by the paramedics, wheeling him carefully on the gurney to the first aid station where he could be examined more carefully and thoroughly. Jamie had wanted to walk back under his own power but the pain in his shoulder was severe and the head paramedic was having none of it. A simple touch to the injured area sent spasms of pain through Jamie's upper body like a shockwave and that was all the woman needed to see before she dispatched him to the nearest hospital. A concerned Christian Underwood and Amy Marshall watching on while Jamie's friend and guest for the event, Justin Halliwell, climbed into the back of the ambulance to ride along with him.

Yuma Regional Medical Center

Jamie reclined uncomfortably on the hospital bed with the back propped up to offer him what little comfort he was able to endure to soothe whatever happened to his shoulder following that bad fall. Justin sat on the lone chair in the room at Jamie's bedside, watching and waiting for any sign of the doctor.

Jamie: Well, one good thing about coming here straight from the show and not having time to change?

Justin: Hm? What's that?

Jamie glanced down at the gaudy hospital gown that he had been coerced into donning for his examination.

Jamie: Didn't have to get undressed to put this god forsaken thing on.

Justin snorted back a laugh and shook his head.

Justin: You were already mostly undressed when you got here with those cut little trunks. What would have been the point?

Jamie: To get me naked of course.

Jamie then cringed at a jolt of pain that he felt, then peeked through his near clenched eyes to spot a concerned Justin looking on. This gave the amorous Jamie a devil of an idea and he smiled.

Jamie: You know so long as I'm mostly undressed and if you REALLY want to make me feel better...?

Justin looked at him for a moment, not understanding, until the figurative light bulb above his head flickered to life. Justin blinked and looked from Jamie to the closed hospital door and back again.

Justin: Jamie, we're in the middle of a busy hospital!

Jamie frowned.

Jamie: So what? We were in the middle of Griffith Park that one time and we did a LOT more then than what I was thinking now...

Justin: Okay, okay! Point taken!

He laughed, and slowly stood up from his chair. Justin crept towards the door to the room and opened it just a slight crack before he peered out into the hall and saw barely a wisp of another person, staff or patient. He closed it once again and then turned back to face his 'friend with Benefits'. Always up for a bit of adventure ... see what we did there? "Always up?" Good one, huh? ..  anyway, Justin moved over to the bedside and just started to reach under Jamie's hospital gown when the door opened and Catherine Watts, stepped inside -- and halted as Justin and Jamie were caught in the act, moments before said "act" actually happened.

His cheeks flushed on his tanned skin, Justin slowly pulled his hand from where it had been and he turned around, clearing his throat.

Justin: Oh like we're the first to ever try that.

And he stepped aside and sat back down as Jamie fought whether to succumb to the laughter bubbling under the pain he also felt the desire to vent against. The doctor just kept a close eye on Justin before she made her way to the panel on the wall opposite of Jamie's bed with the X-Ray in her hand.

Doctor Watts: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that, considering what Mister Dean here has been through.

Jamie: What exactly have I been through?

Doctor Watts: Well, that's what I'm here to explain.

The doctor set the X-Ray up on the light panel and turned it on, illuminating the print and she started to point out towards the screen while describing what she had.

Doctor Watts: That fall you took did more damage than we initially thought. You DO have a separated shoulder, just like we suspected...

Jamie: But....?

Doctor Watts: But .. you see this area right here?

She used the tip of an ink pen to indicate a portion of the X-Ray where there was a shadowed line against the bone in the picture.

Doctor Watts: You fractured the bone in your shoulder, and did a pretty good job of doing it too.

She turned to give Jamie a serious stare.

Doctor Watts: I'm afraid that we're going to have to perform corrective surgery.

Jamie closed his eyes and exhaled sharply, as Justin turned his head to look on him.




"Yeah. That's what happened to me almost two years ago that took me out of Sin City Wrestling. Yeah, I know. I could have explained at any time to the people who have been asking about me since my 'disappearance,' but anyone who really knows me knows that I prefer to keep at least some parts of my private life just that; private. Plus, I wasn't happy that this injury allowed that bastard Sean Jackson to walk away with a win over me. I had hoped to make a fast recovery and be back to correct that, but alas a few complications set in during that year and a half I was gone, chief among them a staph infection I developed in my shoulder that had to be treated extensively."

"So after that, I just decided to hang up my plans to come back for the time being and just recover. I had money saved. I still had offers to film at Can-Am (and did!), and AKBAR still supported me with offers to dance and tend the bar when I was able. So all was well, right?"

"Wrong. I missed wrestling. I missed the travel and hanging out with Amy Marshall. That there was an angel in my life who helped me when I felt down, and was behind Justin who kicked my ass to do the rehab that I didn't want to do. Say what you will about her hard edged, punk rock exterior but Amy has a heart in her, just don't tell her I said that. I understand she is trying to maintain an image, after all."

"Then there was someone else who checked in on me from time to time to make sure I was getting better, and who was egging me on to come back. Ben Jordan. I admit I didn't know him all that well at the time. Backstage I teased and flirted with him as was to be expected of me -- I had an image to maintain myself, after all. The man is a god! And, a genuinely nice guy. pretty god damn rare of a thing to be in this world, let alone this business. Most in wrestling are asshole dick heads who are only out for number one. Ben would watch his own back, true, but at the same time he would keep an eye out for those around him as well. He lets me tease and flirt, it's not like he could stop me, but he doesn't get offended and he doesn't try and make me quit it."

"So that first phone call to check on my recovery took me by surprise, and after that we just started talking regularly online and on the phone, and even started hanging out. hell, if it hadn't been for me, that place of his in Cuba would still be as empty as a school in summer. Then when all was said and done, Ben started asking me about when I was going to return to SCW."

"I told him the thoughts were there, that it was just a matter of timing. Plus, I admit I was paranoid about having my shoulder hurt again, or getting injured in some other way. I admit I know when you wrestle, that's just part of the job; risking an injury, but it was the first time I had ever been hurt like that and I wasn't anxious to go through that again. Ben understood, as did Amy and that new babe Ben was being chummy with, Sam Marlowe. Ben and Amy talked me through the fear, and I told them that when and if I was ready to return, the first thing that I wanted was a rematch against Sean Jackson."

"Then lo and behold, the candy ass pussy went and quit because he didn't win the world title. Well boo hoo hoo! I took time off and almost retired but that was because of an injury, not because I was throwing a childish fit because I didn't win a match that I thought I should have."

"So, that motivation flushed down the john, I just decided to wait for another opening to peak my interest, and that's when Ben called me and told me the Tag Team titles were vacant again, and he was in need of a partner..."




Before the taping of Lip Sync Battle...

It was still relatively early in the day here in the city so nice, they named it twice. It had not yet hit the noon hour, but Jamie was never one for wasting a day -- unless he was recovering from one of his hard hitting drinking binges he partook in with Amy Marshall, not so often as he would like. He had been up this morning since seven, and had tried getting in touch with Ben who was also staying in New York, having arrived the day before.

The cab pulled up outside of the Park Central Hotel, one of NYC's most "fashionable" hotels where it was crafted from a 1920's tower. After coming to a stop and a moment's pause, the rear passenger door opened and out climbed Jamie Dean, who so recently surprised the fandom of Sin City Wrestling with a return that nobody saw coming, save for himself (obviously) and one Ben Jordan. Jamie leaned back towards the front passenger side door and held out a couple of tens and offered them to the driver.

Jamie: Thank you.

Turning back to the hotel, he looked it over and puckered his lips for a low whistle, obviously impressed with the digs. Jamie himself was staying at the Pod 39 hotel, not as up to par with this establishment, but was still pleasant in architecture and atmosphere -- and cheaper.

True, Jamie was by no means poor. He wasn't rich by any means of the word, but he was comfortable. Thing is, he had been forced to dip into his savings during his injury period, and that was not something he was fond of having to do. Thus, he chose to go a cheaper route on a place to stay while in New York, all the better to save a little in funds. Ben himself had offered to give Jamie a hand (pun not intended) and get him a better place to stay, here in this same hotel, but Jamie had declined the gracious offer. Ever since he had first moved out on his own at the age of nineteen, he had accepted help from no one if he could help it. He never accepted money. He simply wanted to make his own way in the world, and pay his own way.

Ben had understood.

Entering the Park Central Hotel, Jamie made his way immediately for the front desk and leaned against it as he waited for the clerk behind to finish her current affair with the two guests checking out, and when it was his turn, he flashed the woman a brilliant smile.

Jamie: Can you please contact Ben Jordan's room and tell him Jamie Dean is here?

Clerk: Jamie Dean? Just a moment, sir.

The clerk logged onto her computer, and after some digging into Ben's reservation, saw that Jamie's name was on the list of allowed contacts. Many of the hotels in NYC took the privacy and protection of their guests very seriously. Satisfied, she picked up the phone to dial the room, and after a moments pause, she spoke...

Clerk: Mister Jordan? Yes, this is the front desk. A Mister Jamie Dean is in the lobby for you. ... Alright, thank you. I'll tell him.

She then hung up and turned to Jamie.

Clerk: He's been waiting for you. He said he'll be down in a few minutes.

Jamie winked in answer and turned to take a seat on the cushioned sofa that rested against the far wall...

A few minutes -- ha! It was more like thirty when Jamie looked up and saw the man himself approaching from across the lobby where the doors were that led to the elevators and thus, the hotel's rooms. Jamie stood up and walked over to meet Ben...

Jamie: As a Cockney might say, bloody hell! I was starting to think you were holding out on me. Could give a guy thoughts he was being avoided.

Ben, who looked a tad worse for wear after having a few at the club last night, rubbed at his cheek and shook his head at the chiding of which he was on the receiving end.

Ben: Oy, gimme a break, will ya? Hadn't planned getting up yet and then been on the Al Capone for the past hour with Sam.

Jamie: Well, you're up now. So c'mon. Let's get moving.

Ben frowned.

Ben: Get moving ... for what? Rehearsals ain't until this afternoon.

Jamie: Which is why if we're going to have at least SOME fun while we're here in New York, might as well get an early start.

Jamie clapped Ben on the arm, ushering him around and toward the door.

Jamie: So get your chaps or whatever you call those pants you use to cover that cute backside of yours and we're going to have a Jamie Dean Day in New York!

That being said, Ben put on the brakes and brought Jamie to a stop. Ben shook his head with a single eyebrow arched toward the hairline.

Ben: I am NOT going to spend the day in a male strip club, even if you do buy me a few Jackie Chans!

Jamie stared at Ben for a moment before he broke into a wide smile.

Jamie: I don't think I am ever going to get used to whatever the hell that was supposed to mean, but you're just going to have to trust me.

A wary Ben finally allowed himself to be escorted toward the lobby exit, Jamie prattling on...

Jamie: First I thought we should grab some classic New York lunch...




Ben: You know, when you said we were going to grab some lunch, this wasn't exactly what I thought you meant.

Ben was, of course, referring to the fact that rather than one of NYC's finer restaurants, the two had found themselves near Central Park and one of the city's well known attractions; the hot dog vendors. Jamie just smiled for a moment at Ben before fishing out his wallet as they approached the cart.

Jamie: We can eat at those fancy places any time wherever we go on tour. When in New York, you HAVE to chow down at these carts. New York is famous for these dogs! Especially the Sonoran dogs.

Ben frowned.

Ben: Sonoran..? That doesn't sound promising.

Jamie: A hot dog wrapped in bacon doesn't sound promising?

That brought a light in Ben's facial expression and he stepped up.

Ben: Godforsaken! Well why didn't you say that in the first place?

Jamie paused for a moment, then shrugged.

Jamie: I understood maybe half of that.

Jamie turned back to the vendor and held up four fingers.

Jamie: Four Sonorans, please.

As the vendor made to fill the order, Jamie fished into his skin tight jeans to pull out his wallet (a monumental feat on its own). he opened it when a picture inside was caught by a small gust of wind and blew out. Jamie cried out sharply, but Ben's fast reflexes allowed him to snatch the picture in midair, preventing it from blowing away and getting lost. Ben then went to hand it back to Jamie's grateful hand, when the image caught his attention and he took a look at it.

Ben: Hunh. Who's the ginger, mate?

Ben was referring to the woman in the picture, posed beside an absolutely 'beaming' Jamie Dean who had a smile on his face that lit up the photo itself.

Ben: She looks familiar.

Jamie took the picture into his hand and replied, fitting it back into his wallet.

Jamie: It's Chrissy Amphlett, you know? From the Divinyls?

Ben nodded.

Ben: That's right! Been awhile, but thought I seen her somewhere. You knew the bird?

Jamie shook his head.

Jamie: No, not really. Just practically worship the ground she walked on. She was in California a few years back, and was at the same restaurant I was on a date at. I about fainted when I saw her.

"Holy shit..."

Jamie exclaimed from the booth he was seated at with his date at the time, in the quaint little restaurant known simply as Celia's.

Derek: What is it?

Jamie: That's Chrissy Amphlett! At that table!

Derek: What? Are you sure?

His date turned around and right at another table, just a couple of tables further away, sat the redheaded goddess as Jamie would call her, the lead singer of the Australian pop/rock band, the Divinyls. She was seated with another woman and a man, having dinner and chatting amongst themselves. Derek turned around to Jamie with an eager look on his face.

Derek: Well, what are you waiting for!? Go say hi! Introduce yourself! Something!

Jamie could only look forlorn and shake his head.

Jamie: No... I can't interrupt her meal. She's with friends and... and ...

Derek: Jamie, if you let this chance pass, you're going to regret it! What are the chances of you ever running into her again?

His date's logic made sense, and it was enough to prod Jamie into slowly standing up to do as suggested, but before he could even consider it, he sat back down again. Jamie Dean, the young man who starred in wrestling porn and was as outspoken as the best of them, literally afraid to go over and speak to a woman he was such a huge fan of.

Jamie: I can't.

His shoulders sagged, Jamie went back to his meal, but he continued to sneak peeks at this redheaded diva from afar, wishing so badly he had the balls to go over and simply speak to her. At some point, his date had excused himself to use the restroom, but Jamie was so hung up in his private thoughts, he didn't notice Derek pass the hostess a note, along with a twenty to give a certain someone said note.

The evening passed slowly, agonizingly so for Jamie. He watched from the corner of his eye as Chrissy and her companions stood up at their table to make their exit, and his heart sunk. They were leaving, and Derek was right; he'd never see her again most likely. He went back to his meal when he felt someone tap him on the shoulder.

Imagine his surprise when he looked up and the smiling Chrissy Amphlett was leaning over him, her hands on the back of the booth and his table. She spoke with her distinct Australian accent...

Chrissy: You know, you could give a girl a complex, just sitting there and not coming over to say hello.

Jamie just stared at her, his mouth open but no words coming out yet...

Ben laughed.

Ben: Jamie Dean speechless, and because of a bird!

Jamie: Not a 'bird' a goddess, and if you had been there, she would have had the same effect on you as well!

Ben just nodded, playing along with the fact as the vendor passed the two their Sonorans and the SCW Superstars started to walk the paths of the famed Central Park, so as to enjoy the food and the pleasant atmosphere.

Ben: So she really does it for you, eh?

Jamie just nodded, a sad smile on his face.

Jamie: Most guys like me hero worship women like Bette Midler or Cher, but me? Chrissy Amphlett all the way. Loved her since the first time I heard that song "I Touch Myself", and just followed her wherever and whenever I could on the radio and TV. magazine articles, you name it.

He sighed, pausing to take a bite of his food and he went on.

Jamie: I was so god damn heart broken when she announced she had breast cancer a few years back. You know, I thought 'Why her?' But then I was pretty certain that she'd beat it. Other women have, so why not her?

Finishing his first of the Sonorans (I guess they were better than he expected), Ben turned to his buddy and said the obvious.

Ben: She didn't, did she?

Jamie shook his head, the sadness in his eyes.

Jamie: She couldn't. She suffered from multiple sclerosis at the same time she had the cancer, and it rendered her unable to receive radiation treatment or chemotherapy.

He shook his head.

Jamie: It just wasn't fair. She had no choice, literally. All she could do was wait to die. I mean, she fought it.

Jamie looked at Ben with a smile, but Ben could see the tears being fought back from the sad memory of a loss to the musical community, one that Jamie took to heart.

Jamie: She fought hard. She -- she just didn't win.

Ben: That's the thing about life mate. There's loads of people out there that move on to the next life and a million people don't care. Even people close to them don't overly care. Back home, people say old so and so died, they get a that's terrible reply and forget about it before they even get to the bar again. The fact that she moved so many people shows she lived a good life. Something to be celebrated.

Jamie could only nod, silently agreeing with Ben's assessment of his emotional reaction to the death of this woman. They continued walking Beneath the large trees on the path of the park and Ben spoke up once again, hoping to draw Jamie from out of this sudden funk he had moved himself in.

Ben: So what were we talking about before ... you know.

Jamie: The homoerotic subtext of the sport of professional wrestling.

Okay, so apparently Ben had been more successful in his attempt than he had intended to become. Ben stopped, and turned to Jamie who also drew to a brief halt in their trek.

Ben: Okay, not sure where that came from but pretty certain that's not what we were talking about. And what the bloody hell is that supposed to mean, anyway?

Jamie: Face facts, Ben. Professional wrestling itself is homoerotic! Look at it this way... a bunch of half naked, sweaty, pumped up and good looking guys, rolling around on the mat in their tiny outfits, putting each other in strange holds and positions. I mean, have you ever stopped to think where exactly your hand was the last time you threw a body slam?

Ben paused midway to another bite of his 'dog,' seemingly doing just that as Jamie simply watched for when he caught on to what he was inferring.

Ben: .... I'm never slammin' anyone ever again.




"You know, when Ben called me to find out if I'd be interested in teaming with him for this match, I have to admit I never thought that for once, I wouldn't be the proverbial 'odd man out', but that would end up being Ben himself. The only straight guy in a match filled with gay guys, every straight man's biggest wet dream, am I right? Only this time out, I'm given pause to wonder."

"I've kept watch on SCW since the time I was hurt, right up until now, and when I found out Lord Raab was gay, I imagine I was as surprised as everybody else probably was. I never would have known, and still couldn't tell except for those pretty tacky bathroom scenes and such. I mean, really? Even I wouldn't sink so low, and thought sex in public restrooms went out in the 1990's with George Michael, but here we are, and here I am!"

"The one thing I've been dying to find out from Raab is; why the mask? Is he scarred or something under there, and if not, why hide who he is? I say, take off the mask and embrace his inner monster, but then again, he might be the total opposite of ol' BJ and myself and be the sort that could turn Medusa to stone with just one look. Of course, there's the flip side of the theory and belief that maybe, deep down, Raab is shamed of who he is and what he does. So he goes out into public wearing a mask, all the safer and nobody else the wiser. I've known a lot of guys that batted for my team who were self loathing and ashamed of who they were for the ills that society placed on their shoulders, but never did they go out into public, refusing to show their faces. But you do, Raab, and I have to honestly wonder why that is."

"You step out with full bravado and confidence in your abilities, even going so far as to refer to yourself as a monster. Seriously? A monster in my mind in the world of wrestling would be around seven feet tall and weigh over three hundred pounds, but not you! This monster is average at best where size is concerned, so I'm going to have to hazard a guess that the monster more refers to your attitude and preference for actual brawling in place of wrestling. Fine, we'll go with that! Brawlers in this business are a dime a dozen, but truly athletic individuals are the true stars that shine through the clouds at night, and you're looking at the two brightest stars in the sky. Ben Jordan and yours truly."

"It's probably a good thing that you are wearing that mask Raab, because things aren't going to go so well where you're concerned in this match, and the simple fact that this is my first match back in almost two years is only going to make the win sweeter for me, and more humiliating for you. I'm not stupid enough to think I can put up my fists and match you in a brawl, but when it comes to wrestling, I can and will take you to the mat and ride you like a bitch in heat."




And we return from the commercial break!

"Well, that's what we're calling it! Oh I bet you've been looking forward to this week, am I right? You already saw what Ben and I brought to the table on the stage, but trust me when I say you haven't seen anything yet! And where I'm concerned, that is saying something!"

The camera shot drew across the studio audience on this the second half of Lip Synch Battle, where the people were cheering with hands held high over their heads, giving applause to what they've seen so far and enjoyed, and most certainly what was soon to come.

Ben Jordan was now seen seated on one of the two bar stools at the edge of the stage, with LL Cool J seated beside him on the second stool with his microphone in hand.

LL Cool J: Welcome back to Lip Synch Battle where it's tag team partner against tag team partner, Ben Jordan right here against the man he hopes to win World Tag Team gold with this coming Sunday, Jamie Dean! Things go9t so hot and heavy that Chrissy over there had to take a break to go get something cool to drink!

The camera cut to the DJ booth to show the aforementioned Chrissy holding up a glass of ice water for all to see while holding a portable fan in her free hand, keeping cool.

The audience cheered as LL turns to Ben and smiled.

LL Cool J: Now Ben my man, your tag team partner Jamie is up first for this second half. He really brought it in the first part, and he's upping the ante here right now! Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, hoping to win his first of two championship belts over the week -- Jamie Dean!

The audience cheered as onto the stage danced Jamie, and Ben, LL and Chrissy all lit up with smiles and laughter as the flamboyant Superstar was dressed as a female Arabian belly dancer, complete with the chestnut colored wig and exotic makeup around his eyes, and the costume itself was royal purple and gold sequined and beaded halter top, coined belt, golden edge skirt, detailed head band, and veil.

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Jamie:That's right, pleased to meet you
I still won't tell you my name
Don't you believe in mystery?
Don't you wanna play my game?

Jamie danced right over to LL and Ben, his arms extended and holding out the veil while moving his hips in tune to the beat of the song, while his lips mimicked the words to the song itself while he danced.

Jamie:I'm lookin' for a man to love me
Like I never been loved before
I'm lookin' for a man that'll do it anywhere
Even on a limousine floor 'cause

Jamie danced back up against a wide eyed LL and with hands propped on his knees, jiggled and twerked his backside as Ben clapped his hands and almost fell from his chair, laughing in full enjoyment at the antics of his friend and partner! Chrissy clapped her hands together, laughing as well as the audience cheered him on at the expense of poor LL!

Jamie:Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy
My own little nasty world
Tonight, don't you wanna come with me
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

Jamie danced around behind the men, his hips and groin never stopping the dancing movement. He whipped the silken veil around Ben's shoulders from behind and reeled him up against him, dancing in place while moving up and down against Mister Jordan's back. Ben's face flushed red but he never stopped having a good time, such was the type of guy he was.

Jamie:Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy
My own little nasty world
Tonight, don't you wanna come with me
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

Jamie then draped the veil around Ben's shoulders and left it, as he danced around to the forefront of the stage where the audience was and spun in circles, the billowing folds of his skirt whirling about as the crowd cheered and Chrissy clapped. Ben had now stood and was dancing himself to the beat of Jamie's song.

Jamie:That's right, it's been a long time
Since I had a man that did it real good
If you ain't scared, take it out
I'll do it like a real live nasty girl should

At these lyrics, Jamie turned back and waggled his fingers towards Ben, beckoning him over to him while hip dropping but the good natured Cockney King just held his hands up and shook his head 'no' with a smile.

Jamie:Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy
My own little nasty world
Tonight, don't you wanna come with me
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

Amy Marshall then found Jamie straddling her lap and giving her an exotic lap dance for all to see, and her face was lit with laughter and fun as the crowd cheered along! She even reached into her pocket and slipped a dollar pill into his belt!

Jamie:Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy
My own little nasty world
Tonight, don't you wanna come with me
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

Jamie danced back up onto the stage and first thing, Ben was right over and he stuffed a dollar himself into Jamie's belt as well before hurrying back and taking his seat beside LL!

Jamie:Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy
My own little nasty world
Tonight, don't you wanna come with me
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

Jamie held his arms out, moving his shoulders from side to side in accordance with his hip movements, then twirled in a circle and finished with a bow, arms extended behind him! The audience cheered, as did Ben himself, Chrissy and LL who made his way over to Jamie!

LL Cool J: And if anyone has any doubts that this guy likes a little flare, well then they're not questioning things any more! Chrissy, what did you think?

Chrissy:I want to know how that man learned to move that backside of his like that!

Jamie started to answer when LL held a hand up and spoke up.

LL Cool J: Trust me, something tells me that you DON'T want an answer to that question!

Jamie and the audience laughed and LL put an arm on his shoulder.

LL Cool J: Buddy, there's flamboyant and then there's you and Nasty Girl! How you managed to do that song as a belly dance routine and do it DAMN WELL ... what did you think?

Jamie pointed at his clothes.

Jamie:Can I keep this outfit? I have a date next week.

The audience, Ben, Chrissy and LL laughed as Jamie looked around and shrugged as if to say.. 'what?' LL then turned to Ben.

LL Cool J: Ben, you must have something to say about your buddy's performance!

Ben bows his head, slowly shaking it with his hand on the back of his neck. He looks up.

Ben:I think he's just let out the worst kept secret in the world here, because we all knew Jamie Dean was a nasty girl.

A wide smile crosses Ben's face as the audience cheer.

Ben:I don't think words have been invented for that one, but mate, that was brilliant. Creepiest veil dance ever, but still

Ben jets two thumbs up towards Jamie, holding his stomach and holding back a laugh.

LL Cool J: And with that, we're taking a break then we're going to see what Ben can come up with to hopefully walk away with that championship belt!

The camera focused on the Lip Synch Battle Championship on the DJ booth with Chrissy as the show faded to a commercial break.




"I have to hand it to Samuel McPherson. When he first came onto the scene, he wasn't exactly taken very seriously. People looked at his image with that weird mouth mask and his propensity for sounding like he was about to yak every time he spoke... whatever it was that he was speaking, but lo and behold, he'd gotten an impressive win or two under his belt during his stay here. Chief amongst those wins was being the man who scored a victory over none other than Drake Green! Pretty big for an unproven commodity at the time. His second match and he beats a multi-time World Champion. Considering it took Lord Raab so much longer to accomplish the same, it kind of makes Raab pale by comparison to the dullard, doesn't it?"

"That's why I'd have to say out of the two, Sammy there is the one to keep a close watch on, as he has that momentum on his side. He's able to steal a win where its least expected, but the key to besting that strategy is to simply disarm him. Part of me wants to simply rip that fugly mouth piece off of him, but then I thought to myself; why go that route, Jamie? You're better than that! It might have some sort of medical value on one hand, but on the other, it might be something kinky between just the two of them. Hell, I'd had a rubber ball tied in my own mouth more times than I can ... okay before I lose any credibility here, I'll just move on."

"Sammy is a threat, it's true. Whether he's as much a threat as Raab is yet a question to be answered as Raab has had a much larger piece of the pie (pun intended) where title reigns and lofty wins are concerned. The one thing I have noticed however is the simple truth that Samuel is reliant on Raab, so if Ben and I want to disarm Samuel, all we have to do is take Raab out of the equation. That is the entire point of tag team wrestling, isn't it?"

"Isolate, then eliminate."

"The whole divide and conquer strategy is behind every great success story in tag team wrestling, and as Ben has stated on social media time and again, he and I are planning to bring back the glory days of tag team competition. And we are going to do it at the expense of Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson."

"With these leopard trunks and tanned flesh, that tag team gold is going to look almost as good around my waist as a good pair of muscular legs."

"That's right!"




The camera returned to a closeup shot of LL seated on the bar stool beside Jamie who was still in his belly dancer costume and an eager smile on his face.

LL Cool J: We are BACK with this special Sin City Wrestling edition of Lip Synch Battle, the new wav! Jamie, for someone up against this level of challenge, you've got a smile on that face!

Jamie:I can't help it! I'm looking forward to this! Ben wouldn't even give me a clue what he was going to do!

LL Cool J: Well we won't put you through any more torture, then! Here's the Cockney King -- Ben Jordan!

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As the music kicks off, two panel doors on opposite sides of the stage open and stepping through are Austin Powers look-a-likes, each one carrying a negligee clad 'fem bot'. Jamie's eyes open wide as does his mouth the moment he hears the music!

Ben:I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me

The crowd roared in applause and cheers as Ben steps up onto the stage, resembling Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls, complete with long, red wig, a black tank top covered by a black, leather jacket and matching leather pants with the British flag on his backside, and high heeled boots.

Ben:I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

Two more Austin Powers emerge on the sides of the stage and take Ben by the hands, escorting him down the steps and he walks towards Jamie who remains transfixed on his friend and tag team partner!

Ben:I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

Ben ran his hands up and down the front of his body.

Ben:Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Ben turned towards one of the Austin Powers and jetted a hip out towards him, causing him to clutch at his chest and stumble back and collapse to the stage.

Ben:You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine

Ben held his arms over his head and bounced his backside toward the fem bot, causing her to spasm out of control and she too fell to the stage.

Ben:When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

Ben placed his hands on his hips and slowly moved in a stationary circle, while grinding his hips. LL's eyes got big and Jamie grabbed his shoulder while fanning himself and pretending to swoon.

Ben:I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me

Ben pulled his leather jacket wide open and whipped it off and tossed it to the stage while backing up toward Jamie and practically perched himself in the lap of the amorous one.

Ben:A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

He hopped off of Jamie's lap, much to his disappointment, and danced across the stage to a fem bot, turned his back to her and slid down her body, causing her too to collapse! Ben then turned and pointed to the last Austin escort.

Ben:I want you
I don't want anybody else

Against the backdrop of the stage, the large screen came to life to air the antics of Austin Powers dancing for the enjoyment of the fembots.

Ben:When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

That Austin too jerked as if he lost all bodily control and fell to the stage, causing more laughter and enjoyment from those watching this all-new side of Ben Jordan!

Ben:I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

Ben swung his hips off to one side, and then the other as he made his way to the pole set up on the edge of the stage and he swung a leg around it and spun in a wide circle.

Ben:Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

Ben clasped both hands above his head and moved his hips ala Candice Michelle and Jamie practically had LL in a headlock to steady himself, grabbing at his heart!

Ben:I touch myself
I touch myself

Ben puckered his lips with eyes closed, running his hands along his body. He turned to Chrissy and licked the tips of both forefingers and ran them across his nipples, in a taunting and teasing manner, much to the screaming pleasure of Jamie the audience!

Ben:I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

The music stopped and the crowd exploded as the two remaining Austin Powers stood at Ben's sides and he took their arms and posed as the fans on the stage whipped the red wig's hair around, his tanned skin glistening until he finally lost his calm composure! Ben too started laughing as Jamie himself stood up to applaud what Ben just did!

LL joined Ben on the stage as the two Austins made their exit, and LL finally started laughing and he clapped a hearty hand on Ben's back.

LL Cool J: Ben Jordan, all I can say is that you my man, have guts!

Ben leaned toward the microphone in LL's hand and all he could say was...

Ben:Channing Tatum, eat yer heart out!

Cheers! Jamie's eyes and mouth remained wide open and Ben took LL's microphone for a brief moment.

Ben:Hey mate, close yer mouth! Yer not on a date!

LL and the fans laughed openly at Ben's wit and Jamie clamped his mouth shut and started struggling not to laugh outwardly.

LL Cool J: Chrissy looks a little disgruntled over there. Hey Chrissy! What's up?

Chrissy:I have that same outfit and he looks better in it than I do!

The fans cheered as Ben just held his arms out and nodded with a smile.

LL Cool J: Ben, I have to ask, man. Who talked you into this and why!

Ben:Well a little birdie told me that my opponent was a big fan of the song, and I couldn't resist... Plus I always wondered what I'd look like as a redhead.

LL turned to Jamie.

LL Cool J: Jamie, what do you have to say about the lengths your friend just went through to win this competition?

Jamie:You didn't shave for this, did you?

The crowd and Ben both laughed until Ben replied.

Ben:You'll bloody well never find out, will ya?

More laughter from the audience, as well as LL and Chrissy as Jamie joins Ben at the forefront of the stage.

LL Cool J: And we'll be right back where we will crown this special edition champion of Lip Synch Battle!




There was a video montage of clips from both Ben as well as Jamie where they were rehearsing their numbers, and chatting with LL.




LL Cool J: And we are BACK!

The audience cheered as the smiling faces of Ben Jordan and Jamie Dean waved out to them and then put up their 'dukes' with one another over this 'fierce' competition.

LL Cool J: We are back with Jamie Dean and Ben Jordan, and after seeing what these two were willing to do to beat one another on this stage, there is NO DOUBT in my mind that we are looking at the NEXT World Tag Team Champions!

Ben salutes Jamie who air pumps his fist to egg the cheering crowd on.

LL Cool J: But tonight, only one of these men can walk away as Lip Sync Battle Champion, and tonight we decided that we just had to present the belt to the man who showed the most guts, in our opinions. Chrissy, the belt please?

Chrissy walks over with the LSB belt in her arms and hands it to LL.

LL Cool J: The winner, and being crowned the Lip Sync Battle Champion -- Ben JORDAN!

The audience cheered as Jamie leaned back, faking disappointment, with his hands over his face in a dramatic pose! Chrissy hands the belt to Ben who holds it up as his partner clapped his hands, thoroughly happy for him! Ben slapped the belt over his shoulder and walked over to Jamie and grabbed him in a friendly hug before separating and raising his arm into the air as well for the fans' enjoyment!

The scene slowly closed as Jamie helped Ben fit the belt around his waist and then he stepped back to the side of the stage, still applauding and allowing Ben to bask in his win as the Cockney King walked to the edge of the stage, slapping hands with the fans as the show came to a close.
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