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Results / SCU Underground Ep. 48 (Results)
« on: January 24, 2020, 06:15:37 AM »Vs
Singles Match - SCU TV Championship
John Blade vs Mz Holly Wood
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the SCU Television Championship!!! First… From Boston, MA standing at 6’1 and weighing in at 251lb, he is… John Martinez-Blaaaaaaaaaaade!!!
John Blade’s music begins to play as he walks out on stage. He talks to the camera man and bounces a little. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and runs straight down towards the ring. He bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and hands his Chain to the ref to begin to fight.
"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty.
Liam: On her way to the ring, from Hollywood, CA standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 165lb, she is... Mz Holly Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!
She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for her opponent.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Blade gets the crowd going as Holly props herself up in the corner, admiring what she’s seeing in front of her. She claps her hands along with the fans.
Gena: Blade then turns his attention to Holly and waves his hand in front of his face. Holly saunters over to Blade before sticking her fingers between his, opening them.
Chad: I think that was Holly’s way of saying “Oh I see you just fine, henny.” She then runs her finger down Blade’s chest. Blade is a married man, Holly!
Gena: Blade ties up with Holly, and Holly returns the favor. Blade backs her up against the corner and she holds onto the ropes, putting her legs up in the air for Blade.
Chad: We’re seeing a lot of homoeroticism and I can’t say that I’m upset about it. Not one bit. Blade, however, grabs Holly’s legs and tries to pull her out of the corner.
Gena: But Holly will not let go. Blade tries hard to pull her off, grabbing onto her waist as he tries to pull her off again, but finds himself pounding Holly. He grunts angrily as he continues.
Chad: He’s really enjoying this, isn’t he? Holly groans too, selling it as the groans turn to loud moans. Holly bites at her bottom lip to stifle her moans. Her eyes flutter back.
Gena: I’d love to be Holly Wood right now. Blade finally gets Holly to let go, lifting her up into a Powerbomb position. Holly grabs onto his ear and grinds on Blade’s face.
Chad: And Blade drops her to the mat. I hope that was worth it, Holly. Now you just got dropped by The Face That Runs The Camp, “Big Match” John Blade, mothafucka…
Gena: Blade rolls Holly backward, then tucks her head between his legs and lifts her up for a second Powerbomb. This time, he holds onto the legs and locks in a pin.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Chad: Holly gets a shoulder up at the count of two. She rolls back and stumbles off of the ropes. She pushes Blade onto his back and hits a Falling Headbutt right between his legs.
Gena: Blade holds onto the back of Holly’s head as she moves it around wildly. His eyes bug out as he tries to remove her head, but she’s got a taste of Little John, and she wants more.
Chad: Blade finally pushes Holly back, and he struggles to get to his feet. He shakes his head from side to side as Holly uses her thumb to wipe at the corners of her lips.
Gena: Blade charges at Holly to lift her up, but Holly slides down his back and does a Victory Roll Pin!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Chad: Blade gets his shoulder up. He rolls back and gets to his feet at the same times as Holly. Blade Irish Whips Holly across the ring.
Gena: As Holly comes back, she tries to leap up for a Tornado DDT, but Blade hits a Sidewalk Slam to Holly, and it rocks the ring! That could be the end of her TV title run!
Chad: Blade waves his hand in front of his face as he stomps around the ring. He then drops down over Holly and makes the cover.
One!
Two!
Three!NO!Kickout!
Gena: Holly gets a shoulder up and Blade can’t believe it. He stares out across the ring and out into the crowd.
Chad: He lifts Holly up and Holly charges him unexpectedly into the corner. She then jumps up and nails a Hurricanrana! She climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Sashay Away (Shining Star Press)! She hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner and STILL SCU Television Champion… Mz Holly Wood!!!
“Hollywood” by Collective Soul plays over the speakers as Holly accepts her belt. She holds it up high in the air and celebrates her win as she walks around the ring, soaking in the cheers.
Holly: Happy Birthday DJ!!! This one’s for you, baby!
Holly says this right into the camera as she blows him a kiss. She then waves the belt around and the camera goes elsewhere.
We go backstage as we see the Pride Tag Team Champions handing the titles over to SCU GM Gianni. Gianni takes the titles and heads off towards ringside. We see Gemma walk in on the shot standing next to Sarah, Dahlia, and Earl.
Gemma: Hey guys. I’m so glad to see the Pride Tag Team Championships out of the case and back out in contention.
Gemma does a rare smile, and it is fueled by pride. She brings the microphone closer to her mouth again.
Gemma: So I wanted to ask you guys a few questions, what with the news of Winter Elemental being absent, and Stewart sitting the match out now. And with the addition of GRIME to the match, it is nothing at all as you prepared for. You guys prepared for a battle royal, ending with the last two teams in a Ladder Match. What are your thoughts? How prepared are you guys for these new challenges?
Earl: We’re always prepared Gemma, Dahlia and I we know how to adapt to changing match situations, and personally I’m looking forward to laying a little hurt on those GRIME scumbags.
Dahlia: Bloody, right, those GRIME wankers need a royal arse kicking, and if they think they’ll walk out with the Pride tag team stupid, they’ll be bloody disappointed.
Gemma: Damn right they will. We already know who the most dominant Pride Tag Team Champions are, and will always be. This is all about reclaiming the glory for the tag team division. GRIME tried to take that away, and they’ve failed. Now, GRIME is their own organization with seemingly endless members. Are there two aside from Javier and Filth that you are hoping to face?
Sarah: The Three Way will take on any GRIME members on that roster. I can name them all but what do I even call half of them…
The Three Way pauses and look as Le Coven enters the camera shot.
Celeste: A Misty’s Battle Royal for the very titles you two held longer than anyone. The titles that have seen a lot of action. Now six teams try to make it to the ladder portion of the match. You know, I think it doesn’t matter what members of GRIME they fight.. Le Coven believes that The Three Way are going to show everyone why they’re the greatest Pride Tag Team Champions ever.
Gemma: Coming from the Underground Champion herself. That’s quite a compliment.
Sarah:We appreciate the compliment Ms. North.
Celeste: It’s my pleasure. I just want to make sure that you know that if there’s any funny business with those GRIME assholes, we will be standing by to help neutralize them, along with a bunch of others. This nonsense has got to stop.
Celeste nods her head as she’s talking, letting them know just how serious she is.
Celeste: Trust me. I’m down for the cause.
Earl: Yeah we all need to ban together to stop these GRIME scumbags from taking over SCU.
Celeste: That’s the only way we’re going to get past these ingrates. Right, Jen?
Gemma moves the microphone over to Jenifer.
Jenifer: …
Jenifer and Celeste get attacked from behind by GRIME masked members. Dahlia and Earl grab two of the members. The third wearing a Purple mask nails Jenifer in the back of the head with a chain wrapped around her hand. Purple swings her arm around as Celeste gets her hand up to block it.
Dahlia starts choking out Blue as Earl hits a right then a left punch to Silver. Celeste keeps her hands up as Purple releases some of the chain. She swings it around to hit Dahlia in her arms to break the choke hold.
Purple swings the chain and hits Earl in the forearm. Dahlia and Earl takes strikes to the face and body by Blue and Silver. More masked members run down the hall as Celeste grabs the mask of Purple and tries to unmasked them. The other GRIME members arrive making the attacking 7 on 4.
Two fight off Earl as two others fight with Dahlia. The other three attack Celeste as two hold her arms while Purple nails Celeste in the jaw with her chained up fist. Celeste gets knocked out and thrown on top of Jenifer.
The GRIME members all start taking off running as we see many of the SCU stars running towards them.
The cameras go backstage, just outside of the Staggs Birthday Bash. Dev Khatri is standing by with Torielle Jackson. Despite the noise coming from within the cafeteria, and a glass of punch in Torielle’s hand, Dev proceeds with the interview.
Dev: Hi. I’m here with Torielle Jackson, and…
Torielle: I just wanted to say “Happy Birthday DJ!” Auntie Tee-Tee hopes you don’t let the nonsense ruin your special day!
Dev: Yeah, Happy Birthday, birthday boy!
Crowd: *POP!*
Torielle waves happily at the screen before the cheers die down and Dev gets serious.
Dev: So, Torielle, the last few weeks have been pretty interesting to say the least. We’ve seen a lot of back and forth between you and Chanelle, and Angel Kash and Melissa Ruin. Angel and Melissa have shown over time that they have each other’s backs, and that they aren’t afraid to get dirty.
Torielle holds a hand up, respectfully, to stop Dev in his tracks. He purses his lips to stop himself.
Torielle: I might be “The Classy One” but that don’t mean I won’t get dirty when some messy girls be showin’ they asses. I’m classy, not a punk.
Dev: Be that as it may, you and Chanelle have not been on the same page for… well… years now. Twice now, you have had each other’s backs, but twice now, Chanelle has left without so much as talking to you.
Torielle: People don’t like admitting when they wrong. It’s gone take time for her to come around and see how important it is that we reunite as a team. As Azz n’ Class. As…
Before Torielle can say another word, Mz Holly Wood leaves the cafeteria and passes by Dev. She looks over at Torielle and then over to Dev.
Holly: I don’t mean to photobomb this interview, but as your reigning TV Champion, I feel like I need to take a moment to speak on a cause that is very near and dear to my heart.
Torielle looks almost confused, and almost offended. Holly turns to her and gives her a reassuring look.
Holly: I am an ass woman. I love ass. I think about ass all day, and all night. Ass makes the world go round. But I am not about to sit here and preach about all ass. Because I love me some Azz. But an Azz is only and Azz, when it’s mixed with some Class. And how boring is Class, when it ain’t behind a great Azz?
Crowd: *POP!*
Holly: Resurrecting 2014 is a thing, and what would 2014 be without Azz n’ Class?
Holly turns her head cockeyed and she leaves the question hanging in the air. She then looks to Torielle.
Holly: Everybody say love…
Torielle: Amen, sister. Amen.
Torielle and Holly share a hug, that almost seems to perplex Dev. However, it seems to have been some kind of secret communication, because Chanelle approaches the shot. She looks at both ladies with an intense look in her eye. She swaggers over to Torielle, giving Holly the sign to leave. When Holly does, Chanelle surprises Torielle with a hug that gets the crowd going even louder!
Chanelle: C’mon girl. Azz needs Class right about now. Let’s go on out there and do the damn thing.
Torielle: Trust!
After releasing the hug, Chanelle and Torielle walk toward the curtains.
Vs
Singles Match
Chanelle Martinez vs Angel Kash
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!
“Bubble Butt (Remix)" by Major Lazer (feat. Tyga, Mystic, Bruno Mars, 2Chainz) begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position.
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Liam: And next, from The Hamptons, NY, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 125lb, she is “The Trillion Dollar Princess”... Angel Kaaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh!!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Chanelle charges across the ring at Angel, but Angel ducks outside of the ring. Melissa checks on her and the two talk to one another. However, Torielle comes over and grabs Melissa and tosses her into the barricade.
Gena: Chanelle hits a Baseball Slide to Angel and then slides outside of the ring. She grabs Angel and tosses her back inside of the ring. She picks Angel up and goes for a Snap Suplex, but Angel pushes her away and then hits an eye poke.
Chad: Angel slaps Chanelle across the face and then knees her in the gut. As Chanelle leans over, Angel hits an elbow across the back of her head. Angel then clubs Chanelle repeatedly, knocking her down to the mat.
Gena: Melissa and Torielle continue to fight on the outside of the ring. On the inside, Angel bangs Chanelle’s head against the mat repeatedly. She wants to teach Chanelle a lesson with this match!
Chad: Melissa slams Torielle into the ringpost and then bashes her head on the ring steps in sync with Angel inside of the ring. She loses herself in the rhythm, not noticing that Chanelle has grabbed onto Angel’s head, ripping her down to the mat.
Gena: Chanelle climbs on top of Angel and begins punching and slapping her with a vengeance! The crowd cheers along with each strike, growing in anticipation until Chanelle wraps her hands around Angel’s throat!
Crowd: CHOKE THE BITCH OUT! *Clap* CHOKE THE BITCH OUT! *Clap* CHOKE THE BITCH OUT! *Clap*
Chad: *Drumming to the beat of the crowd’s chant* The crowd in this gymnasium is back in it as Chanelle gets counted by the referee to stop.
1!
2!
3!
4!
LET HER GO!
Gena: Upon the warning, Chanelle lets go of Angel’s throat and steps off of her. She holds her hands up in surrender, but continues to trash talk Angel.
Chanelle: What’s the matter, Angel Fish? You can dish it out, but you can’t take it?
Chad: Angel crawls over to the corner, holding on to her throat. She pulls herself up on the second rope, but Chanelle comes up behind her and begins slapping the back of her head, taunting her still.
Chanelle: You think you too good for me, baby? Where you at now without me? Huh?
Gena: Angel turns around and slaps Chanelle across the face with everything she’s got. Chanelle stumbles back a step, and Angel tries to get up, but Chanelle kicks her in the stomach, doubling her over into the corner.
Chad: Chanelle rushes backward a little and then moves in for the Ridin’ Yo Face (Bronco Buster)! Melissa jumps up on the apron, ready to strike Chanelle, but Chanelle steps back just in time.
Gena: Melissa doesn’t care, and she steps inside of the ring. Chanelle backs up, holding her hands up in surrender, but Melissa rears back for a slap.
Chad: But Torielle gets inside of the ring and grabs her arm, spinning her around and nailing the Classy Bomb (Double Powerbomb, releasing the Bridge Pin)! Chanelle falls down next to Melissa, talking trash in her face as Torielle cups her hand around her mouth.
Gena: Torielle howls in delight as Chanelle belittles Melissa. However, Angel comes up behind and brings Torielle back with a devastating Kash Flow (Codebreaker)! She then rolls Torielle out of the ring.
Chad: She pulls Chanelle up by the back of the head and whips her by her hair into the ropes! As Chanelle comes off, Angel lifts her up for a Back Body Drop! But Chanelle lands on her feet. She turns around and wraps her arms around Angel for Azz Backwards (Bridging Belly-To-Back Suplex)!!! She goes for the cover!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner… Chanelle Martinez!!!
Torielle comes slowly gets off of the mat to hear “Bubble Butt” playing over the speakers. It seems to give her a bit of energy as she pulls herself inside of the ring. She stands up and then holds Chanelle’s hand up victoriously. As they turn around, Melissa nails them with a steel chair, knocking them down to the mat. The crowd boos loudly as Melissa throws the chair down. She checks on Angel and helps her up before yelling back at the crowd. She assists Angel to the ropes to leave the ring.
We go backstage to see Tatsu inside of the Three Way’s locker room. Earl and Dahlia are seen in the background watching Tatsu as she talks to Stewart Mason.
Tatsu: You and Winter-Dragon have match tonight but Winter still not here. I worried, Winter not pick up phone. I got voicemail every time, phone not even ringing…
Stewart: Maybe her phone is dead. I’m sure she’s on her way and should be here any minute.
Tatsu: I check flights, no flights from her place in Canada to Florida for rest of night.
Stewart: Well…
Tatsu: I team with Stewart, I take Winter place, I no from Canada like Winter-Dragon but I got pride too. I am Kawaii Dragon too!
Stewart: Thanks but you know what, I think I’ll sit this one out. Winter was looking forward to this. I know my buds here, Earl and Dahlia, would rather get Winter and I in a two on two match.
Tatsu: Okay, I lose match for you anyways, to worried about Winter-san.
Stewart: I wouldn’t worry about Winter. She’s fine and will call you when she can. As for us losing. I don’t know, I think you and I could give the Three Way a run for their money.
Tatsu: Yes, Three Way would go down!
Tatsu turns to look at Earl and Dahlia as they chuckle at the idea.
Tatsu: Hey it could happen!
The camera cut as Tatsu smiles at the Pride tag Team Champions.
Vs
Inferno Tables Match
Mickey Carroll vs Samuel McPherson
Liam: The following contest is an Inferno Tables match, introducing first.
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson comes through the curtain with Henry Losak behind him and they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans.
Liam: Coming down the isle, being accompanied by Henry Losak, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he is Samuel McPherson!
Samuel steps over the top rope while Henry goes through the middle rope. Samuel does a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring and Samuel stands in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Liam: And his opponent.
The opening of "Amazing Grace" by Dropkick Murphys plays as Mickey pushes through the curtains. He pulls the cigarette out of his mouth and drops it on the ground, quickly putting it out as he marches back and forth across the stage.
Liam: Coming to the ring, from London, England, standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 190lb, he is "Sin City's Resident Shithead"... Mickey Carrrrrrrrrrrrolllllllllllll!!!
He looks from side to side, nodding his head at the cheers before pointing out into the audience, starting an powerful "Oi! Oi! Oi!" chant that really gets the crowd pumped. He dashes straight down the ramp where he leaps up and onto the ring apron. He paces back and forth, stomping along to the beat of the music before climbing inside. He looks up at the ceiling and then signals the trinity, kissing his fingers and then pointing up as he waits for the match to start.
The referee looks at both men and calls for the bell!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: This is gonna be a hell of a brawl.
Gena: Yeah, and Mickey's wasting no time going right after Samuel, firing heavy right hands in to the top of Samuel's head. But Samuel isn't wasting time either as he fires back a hard right of his own, sending Mickey against the ropes. Mickey stumbles back towards Samuel, but Samuel wraps his hands around his throat and lifts Mickey in the air, just holding him there before throwing him across the ring.
Chad: Mickey's head bounced hard off the canvas there. Mickey tries to get to his feet but Samuel moves in, lifting Mickey up and putting him in a gut wrench position and drops Mickey gut first against his knee.
Gena: Samuel looks outside the ring at the tables waiting for him and moves towards the ropes. Samuel points to a table and Henry Losak moves towards the one Samuel points out and tries to lift it, sliding it under the bottom rope.
Chad: But Mickey's on his feet behind Samuel. Samuel turns around, only to be met with a headbutt! Samuel stumbles in to the corner but Mickey charges at him, jumping in air with an elbow strike, catching Samuel between the eyes. Samuel stays in the corner and Mickey climbs the ropes and starts to bounce elbow after elbow on to of the big man's head.
Gena: Mickey is not letting up as he jumps off the ropes and pulls Samuel with him. Mickey hooks his head in front face lock and lifts him up with an implant DDT, dropping Samuel on to the crown of his head! Mickey walks towards the table slid in the ring by Henry and looks to pick it up and put it in the corner, but as he does, Samuel spins him around and catches him with a big uppercut.
Chad: The tide has changed as Samuel grabs Mickey and puts him in a powerbomb position, lining himself up with the table and runs towards it, but Mickey slides off Samuel's back and grabs his head as he does, dropping him down with a neckbreaker.
Gena: Both men laying on the canvas but both are starting to stir. Mickey gets to his feet first and waits for Samuel to get to his feet.
Chad: Samuel is bent over and Mickey charges him and connects with a knee strike to the forehead, knocking Samuel back to the canvas before stomping on his chest. Mickey picks Samuel up and whips him in to the corner. Mickey lifts Samuel on the top rope and climbs. Mickey wraps Samuel off and lifts him off the top rope with a superplex!
Gena: Both men crashed hard to the canvas there! Mickey starts to crawl towards the ropes, using the ropes pull himself up to his feet and looks at the table in the corner. Mickey moves towards it and pulls it from the corner before laying it flat in the ring. Before he can set it up, Samuel charges at him and hits him in the back of the head with a thunderous clothesline, knocking Mickey down!
Chad: Samuel looks down at the table and reaches down, lifting up the legs and flipping it over and putting his weight on it to check. He turns around and pulls Mickey to his feet and wraps a hand around his throat but Mickey kicks him in the knee before firing heavy shots at Samuel, forcing him to break his hold. Mickey jumps up and nail him with a step up enziguri.
Gena: Samuel hits the canvas hard and holds the back of his head and rolls on to his back. Mickey picks up Samuel's legs, looking for a submission but Samuel kicks Mickey away. Mickey bounces back off the ropes and Samuel picks him up with a flapjack, Mickey crashing to the canvas hard.
Chad: Samuel's indicating to Henry to enter the ring. What's that in his hand? That's lighter fuel. Henry is covering the whole table!
Gena: And there goes the match! We got a BBQ going people, someone bring the beers!
Chad: The table is on fire as Mickey gets back to his feet. Samuel wraps his hands around Mickey throat and lifts him in the air, choke slamming him through the flaming table!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner, Samuel McPherson
“Monster I Have Become” starts to play, but just about ten seconds in, the music cuts out. A spotlight shines on the rampway to see the original Teal masked GRIME member, Rory Rockefeller standing there with his mask lowered under his chin, and his hooded jacket clinging to him. He has a microphone in hand as he looks down at Sam.
Rory: Ey, Sam! Do I got your attention, bro?
Sam walks over to the ropes, letting Rory know that he does, whether he likes the results or not. Rory holds a hand up.
Rory: Whoa now. I come in peace, big guy. GRIME is a unit. It only works as long as all of the parts work together. Our head, Angel of Filth, says that the Monstimals are our type of scum. The right kind of people to be running around with us. Some hardcore motherfuckers who deserve to be treated with respect for the art of hardcore that you two have perfected. And if it wasn’t for the No-Good Shepherds buttfucking you guys out of yor Hardcore Tag Team Championships, you guys would still be running around with those belts. Not the lame ass Heavenly Championship wearing bible thumpers.
Crowd: *BOOOOO!*
Rory: Who are you telling? Those Mobley rejects aren’t good enough to spit shine my boots.
Sam glares up the ramp at Rory, who is clearly wasting his time. Sam swings one leg over the top rope, causing Rory to speed things up.
Rory: Whoa there, big guy. I mean nothing but respect to you and Lord Raab, and Henry Losak. Angel of Filth just wanted me to let you three know that you belong among like minded people in GRIME. You guys have an official invite. Now, enjoy your victory.
Rory drops the microphone and kicks it to the side. He gives Sam one final look before leaving. “Monster I Have Become” plays over the speakers once more as Sam swings the other leg over the top rope. He stands there for a minute, as if he were thinking things over. He then drops down and starts to march up the ramp with Henry at his side.
We go backstage to see Jerry Cann and Kandy Kaine with reporter Dev.
Dev: Looks like Stewart is now out of thid main event. I have also been told that two wrestlers from GRIME will be on the match.
Jerry: Won’t matter, when Kandy and I become champions, we’ll set the div on fire. For now, baby steps. We need to win this match for everything to work out. I seen a different side of Kandy this past week.
Jerry stops and looks over at Kandy.
Jerry: We’re going for those Pride titles. You guys been warned. This Kandy is mad and ready to lash out on every single one of you. I for one can’t wait for everyone to see what we can do.
Kandy: Yes, we’re the next best thing and next champions. Don’t take my word for it, just watch what happens tonight.
Main Event
Mistys’ Battle Royal - Pride Tag Team Championships
G.R.I.M.E. Vs Team GO Vs Good Shepherds Vs Killer Kandies Vs The Nobodies Vs The Three Way (Returning Pride Tag Champions)
The lights flash across the ring as we see several wrestlers inside of the ring. Team GO, The Nobodies, Killer Kandies, and Brother David and Sister Virginia. They are settled into their corners of the ring as we see Blue and Purple masked GRIME wrestlers coming from the crowd to take an empty corner. The crowd switches from cheers to booing them loudly. However, the mode changes back when “Menage Et Trois” by Paloma Ford plays over the speakers. Earl Lockyer comes out onto the stage, with Dahlia and Sarah on each side of him. The crowd erupts when they show off the returning Pride Tag Team Championship belts.
Liam: The following Main Event Contest is a Misty’s Battle Royal, and is for the Pride Tag Team Championships! A team is eliminated when one member of said team goes over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. When two teams are left standing, the match will become a Ladder Match! Please welcome the participants… GRIME… Team GO… The Good Shepherds… Killer Kandies… The Nobodies… and The Three Way!!!
Sarah and Dahlia wrap an arm around Earl and then kiss his cheeks. After pausing for a minute, they turn and walk down the rampway. Earl and Dahlia slide inside of the ring. They approach Referee Ryan Richards and hand over the Pride Tag Team Championship belts. He latches them onto the line, and the line rises up above the ring. Lights flash on the belts and the excitement grows. The lights return to normal and Ryan calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: All hell breaks loose as everyone inside of the ring goes at it. Blue and Purple take it to Jerry and Kandy. Alexis and Tim struggle against Ari and Carter. Dahlia has Ginny in a Side Headlock, while Earl and David trade punches.
Chad: Earl goes to send David over the top rope, but David reverses it and Clothesline’s Earl over the top rope! Earl holds on and David begins hammering away at Earl’s arm, trying to get him eliminated.
Gena: Blue sends Jerry into the ropes, while Kandy sends Purple right into Brother David, making him stop his attack on Earl. Purple spits through her mask at David. Ginny grabs Purple by the hood and throws her over the ropes next to Earl.
Chad: Ginny then screeches as she dives at Purple, but Purple moves. Alexis ducks under a kick from Ari, and she rams a shoulder into Ginny. Once she is stunned, Alexis picks Ginny up on her back and Tim leaps over Carter to Clothesline David.
Gena: David goes over just as Alexis dumps Ginny to the outside!
Liam: The Good Shepherds have been eliminated!
Crowd: *POP!*
Gena: The Good Shepherds stomp around angrily, but referees Ryan Richards, Dylan Roberts, Jade Pham, and Constance Salazaar block them from re-entering the ring. Meanwhile, Ariana dumps Kandy over the top ropes!
Chad: Kandy refuses to let go of the ropes, even as Ari kicks away at her. Carter is going back and forth with Tim, who doesn’t see the predicament Kandy is in. Ari then begins striking elbows to Kandy, trying to eliminate her.
Gena: Dahlia helps Earl back into the ring. The bruises from the earlier attack are well formed on their arms, and Earl might have landed wrong on his left knee! This could be disastrous for the last Pride Tag Team Champions.
Chad: Purple climbs inside of the ring and smashes her fists to the back of the first ever TV Champion, Dahlia. Earl sees Blue coming after him, and immediately, he puts up a Big Boot, catching Blue right in the face.
Gena: Dahlia spins around and hammers Purple in the face. She then picks Purple up for an Atomic Drop! Meanwhile, Alexis tries to help Ari eliminate Kandy as they both lay kicks to her midsection and her legs. Kandy drops down, but catches the middle ropes, tangling herself in them.
Chad: Carter flips Tim over his back and then drops down with a Stink Face, riding Tim’s ginger stache! Once he is satisfied, he tips Alexis over the top rope, and I swear he’s telling Alexis that he’s claimed Tim now…
Gena: Ari goes to kick Kandy once more, but Jerry comes up behind her and brings her over with a Release Suplex, but Ari escapes it and rolls to a stop. She kips up and goes for a Clothesline on Jerry, but he ducks and so she nails a hard kick right to Kandy’s face, and she falls down!
Liam: Killer Kandies has been eliminated!
Chad: They definitely held out for that one. Jerry looks pissed off as he walks past Ari and Carter, who stop to wave at him as he exits the ring. The two friends high five one another until Tim rolls Carter back, and Alexis chops Ari across the chest, re-entering the ring!
Gena: Dahlia charges across the ring and hits a Back Elbow to a cornered Purple. Purple lets out a guttural groan as she falls down to the ground. Dahlia kicks Purple in the face, hard. Blue and Earl are trading hard punches, but Blue gets a shot right to the arm!
Chad: Earl holds onto his arm, and Blue lifts Earl up into a Bear Hug, swinging Earl around violently. Dahlia picks Purple up and hits a Body Slam. She then turns to Blue and begins nailing shots to his back and sides.
Gena: Dahlia is a heavy hitter, and she is getting to Blue, but at the same time, Blue refuses to let go. That is, until Earl hits a Bell Clap to Blue, causing him to have to. Earl lifts Blue up onto his shoulders, hitting a Running Powerslam to Blue.
Chad: Ariana and Alexis are trading blows while Carter Irish Whips Tim into the ropes. Tim comes back, and ducks a Back Body Drop. He bounces off of the ropes again and Carter Leapfrogs over him.
Gena: As Tim comes back, Carter catches him in a Headscissors, but he goes Whirlybird with it, going round and round, and round and round! He finally takes Tim down to the mat, and then he stops and poses in a Playboy style!
Chad: Ari hammers Alexis into the corner. As Alexis settles in, Ari goes back and then rushes forward with a Spear. She sees that Dahlia and Earl have found their way onto the apron, struggling with Blue and Purple, who are trying to Vertical Suplex them back inside.
Gena: Ari whistles and her and Carter stop what they’re doing and rush across the ring. They time it perfectly for when Earl and Dahlia try to lift their opponents up, and they assist, giving them a boost to go up and over to the gymnasium floor!
Liam: GRIME has been eliminated!!!
Crowd: *MEGA POP!*
Chad: Three teams remain! One more before this turns into a Ladder Match! Ari and Carter high five again before extending their hands to Dahlia and Earl to help them back inside. However, Tim and Alexis are quick to pick them up and dump them outside, ignoring The Three Way as they do it.
Liam: Team GO has been eliminated!
Gena: The ladder match portion of the match is beginning,and Dahlia and Earl waste no time in dropping down to grab the ladder! Tim and Alexis slide out of the ring to grab a second ladder, and both teams meet back in the ring, each wielding!
Chad: They hold their ladders up, Earl and Dahlia going up high as The Nobodies aim for the midsection. Tim and Earl twist, each blocking the strike, causing Alexis and Dahlia to miss entirely. Alexis brings her end in and strikes Dahlia’s knees.
Gena: Earl goes for Tim’s head, but Tim ducks. He drops the ladder and tackles Earl to the mat. Alexis picks her end up and rams it into Dahlia’s gut, causing her to drop the ladder. She sets the ladder on top of Dahlia and goes for a Lionsault off the second rope!
Chad: But Dahlia moves, and Alexis gets nothing but ladder! Alexis holds onto her back as Dahlia moves in on her, clubbing her in hard, calculated bursts. She then hits a Curbstomp to Alexis and places the ladder on her back.
Gena: Dahlia then stomps on the ladder in the same calculated manner. She then picks the ladder up and sets it up. Meanwhile, Tim has Earl on the mat, hitting rapid Headbutts to the decorated tag champ.
Chad: Tim’s eyes roll, and he stops for a second. He picks up Earl’s head by the hair and begins hammering away until he sees Dahlia starting to climb the ladder. He drops Earl and begins climbing after her. His speed advantage sees him at the top first.
Gena: He starts unbuckling the belts, but before he gets them fully unclasped, Dahlia begins punching at his face. He tries to avoid it, but with no luck. He balances himself with his hands and then he grabs onto Dahlia’s head and hits her with a Headbutt right between the eyes.
Chad: She falters, but does not fall down. Tim steadies himself and then hits a high kick, causing Dahlia to fall down a couple steps. Tim sees this, and then he hits a Knee Strike that sends her tumbling down to the mat! The Nobodies have this!
Gena: Tim reaches back up, but then he feels an excruciating pain in his knee. He drops down and holds his knee when we see Brother David holding The Good Book in his hand. He clobbers Tim with the book as Ginny has Alexis held down on the mat in an Inverted Surfboard Stretch, forced to watch Tim getting smacked around with the Good Book!
Chad: David then hits the Ray of Light (Diamond Cutter) right on top of the ladder! He stomps around, shouting at Tim as Alexis tries to find a way to break free. Earl climbs the ladder and fumbles around before taking the belts down and the bell rings!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners, remaining the Pride Tag Team Champions… The Three Way!!!
“Menage Et Trois” plays over the speakers, but Earl wastes no time in climbing down the ladder. He checks on Dahlia, who nods and he cracks Brother David over the head with the Pride titles! Ginny immediately lets Alexis go and rolls out of the ring. She reaches inside to grab Brother David and pulls him out of harm’s way. Dahlia and Earl check on Tim and Alexis, though Tim is out cold. Medics come down the ramp as the show goes off the air.