SCW’S latest Supercard Into The Void was a few days away and to say that tensions where high between Casey Williams and Matthew Kennedy would be an understatement, in fact their rivalry had spilled over into their promos for the NWA’S upcoming King of Deathmatch tournament, but with Into The Void getting closer things where bound to heat up.
PrYde event, Las Vegas, Nevada
June 12, 2012, 11:000pm
I go from a cheap, disgraceful hardcore fed…..to this.
Why am I at an event for a promotion whose talent pool I borrowed from to find victims to Jason? Mind games to Casey; make him think I’m going to attack the competitors in the main event, and what do you know? One of those competitors just happens to be Tony Andrews, yes, that Tony Andrews.
At the moment I’m watching a much larger opponent slam his opponent through the matt repeatedly, unfortunately for the opponent the winner of the match has the same amount of wrestling talent as the chair I’m sitting on, in short none at all. Regardless SCW’S cameramen have found me and I shall attempt to conduct a promo from here, wish me luck.
MK: It’s just typical isn’t it? SCW’s holding a Supercard this Sunday and all the local federations are trying to take advantage of poor wrestling fans who can’t afford a ticket to a much superior product, which reminds me Williams, does this logo look familiar too you?
The cameraman pans over to the cheap looking ring apron where we see the logo for PrYde, the camera pans back to me and I smirk.
MK: It’s the same pathetic excuse for a promotion that your little buddies Sam and Tony wrestle for and what do you know? Tony just happens to be wrestling in the main event against “Too Sweet” Scott Francis for the PrYde World Championship, the mere fact that they consider their top title worthy of the status of World Championship is as laughable as the prospect of you beating me.
The bell rings and, predictably, the big guy has won with one of the worst Chokeslams I’ve ever seen, yes even worse than the one Undertaker tried to hit on Hulk Hogan.
MK: Or for that matter the winner of that match ever having anything closely resembling a respectable wrestling career, if Sam and Tony are the best cruiserweights this promotion has to offer than I shudder to think of who the worst cruiserweights are, now onto the question that I am sure that hamster in the spinning wheel where your brain should be is asking itself, why am I here?
As I say this the next two competitors make their way to the ring, oh joy it’s the same women/pornstars I saw wrestle at EHR several days ago.
MK: It’s simple really, it’s mind games, and will I attack Tony and Scott after tonight’s Main Event? Will they attack me? How many more porn videos will those sluts in the ring reenact tonight? All those questions I’m sure is running through the hamster’s mind! And yes I’m aware that the last comment has earned me dirty looks from parents but honestly if they knew what those “ladies” do for a side job then they’d agree with me but I digress.
I thought this country celebrated freedom of speech?
MK: Williams, this Sunday I will take back my title, it’s a simple fact! In this match we don’t have Aleksei Koji to get in our way and as far as I’m concerned once I win my title he’ll never get a title shot for as long as I hold it, and I intend to hold onto that title for a very, very long time.
The bell rings and I look up seeing that Tina has pinned Ivana with a very suggestive pin, seriously this is making Maryse’s pins look suitable for children, she climbs out of the ring and slaps hands with the young fans in the audience, me on the other hand she merely glares at remembering my comments from her last appearance.
MK: Kid, if I were you, and thank god I’m not, I would was that hand as soon as possible; you don’t know who’s penis it has caressed for perverts on the internet!
The mother of the child gasps and the father gets in my face.
MK: Look you yank, not only can I kick your ass in a straight up fight but if you assault me I will be pressing charges, in short sit back down and enjoy the rest of the show if you know what’s good for you!
The father comes to his senses and backs down, the family leaves soon afterwards and I shake my head.
MK: Good, one less overprotective pair of parents for me to put up with! What else is there to talk about in regards to you Williams? I have already covered the fact that if it weren’t for Koji’s involvement I would still be the SCW Roulette Champion, the fact that my mind is the most dangerous mind in wrestling, what else can I us against you?
As I say this “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” by Drowning Pool hits the speakers and Tony comes out for the main event, he spots me in the crowd as soon as he enters the ring and yells some threats at me.
MK: If you want a piece of me mate, take your best shot! Just remember that if you attack first and I fight back I won’t lose my rematch!
I shouted back at him and Tony considers it for a moment before deciding to focus on the match, what is he? I mean he has to be the hundredth independent circuit wrestler to use that bloody song as an entrance theme?!
MK: I suppose there is that, whether or not I’ll use Tony as a message to you for our match this Sunday but honestly? It’s pretty tempting for me to just go ahead and attack him! Christian and Mark aren’t stupid! They won’t cancel such a big match so close to the surpercard, would they?
To use a tired old phrase, that’s the million dollar question, before I could say anything else “Give Me Everything Tonight” by Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo and some broad who barely as two lines in the bloody song hits the speakers and “Too Sweet” Scott Francis comes out, he’s your typical looking indy wrestler, long hair, baggy pants, the works, complete with awful entrance music.
MK: What the bloody hell does this song have to do with wrestling? I haven’t heard a more inappropriate wrestling theme song than the Mounty’s theme music.
Great, now I have THAT song stuck in my head, regardless what follows is a fairly standard cruiserweight match with all the standards spots ending with a roll up from Scott who used the tights, I guess he’s supposed to be the heel of this match but you could never guess by his moveset, regardless Tony storms off backstage and, in another spot I okayed with the promoter, I hop over the rail, take the mic from the frankly awful ring announcer and hop onto the apron.
MK: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and I have something to say, for those who are too cheap to afford SCW’S Into The Void event be glad because then you won’t have to endure the thorough thrashing of Casey Williams by yours truly! And Williams, rest assured that I am coming for my title! My name….
I never get a chance to finish as Scott spins me around and drags me into the ring to the delight of the crowd, I get to my feet but he hits me with a pair of armdrags and whips me of the ropes looking for a dropkick, I see it coming however and stop at the ropes just as Scott leaps for the Dropkick sending him crashing to the matt, taking advantage of that and the fact that this now counts as self-defense I force Scott to his feet and hit him with the Prime Time Special.
MK: As I was saying, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Casey Williams is about to be cancelled!
I leave via the crowd just as Tony comes rushing down to the ring having just seen the attack, I am long gone by the time he hits the ring however and the scene fades with the image of Scott’s unconscious body.
