Chad: I guess we get to see the true nature of Valentina when… OH SHIT!
Valentina turns around and bashes Angel square in the jaw as Ryan Richards calls for the bell!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: I like her even better now! She took the Buyout, and then sucker punched the rich bitch!
Chad: As Angel lays in shock on the ground, Valentina climbs on top of her and begins punching the shit out of her! The fans are loving this!
Gena: Angel is trying to block her face, but Valentina slams her fists anywhere that she can make contact. Angel grabs hold of the bottom ropes for release, but Valentina is too heated right now to listen as Ry-Ry tries to call her off.
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Chad: Valentina is only seconds away from being disqualified when she finally steps off of Angel. Angel shouts out to Todd to make sure the check gets cancelled. Valentina shakes her head from side to side as she taunts Angel.
Gena: Bad Bitch Alert! Valentina waits for Angel to sit up in the corner as Richards gets between them. Angel sits there for a second, shooing Val away. This only infuriates Val as she dives past Ryan and begins pounding fist after fist!
Chad: She is making Angel pay now, and the fans can’t get enough of it. Angel finally rolls to the outside of the ring. She shouts at Valentina as she grabs her title from the timekeeper’s table. Todd begins to tend to her as she starts to walk toward the back.
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Gena: Nope! Val slides outside of the ring and blocks the exit ramp. Angel starts to walk around the opposite way, but Valentina begins chasing her! Angel screams as she rounds the corners, and Val is hot on her ass.
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Chad: Valentina rolls inside of the ring and cuts Angel off, and the count, startling the champ as she goes to swing her belt at her challenger!
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Gena: Val ducks it, and boots Angel in the gut. She goes to DDT her on top of the belt, but Angel shoves her back. Angel goes to dive into the crowd, but Val stops her, pulling her back. She Irish Whips her into the apron, hard!
Chad: Valentina rolls the champ to the inside. Angel rushes over to the opposite ropes to exit the ring, but as She is about to crawl through the middle ropes, Valentina leaps over the top rope with a Guillotine Leg Drop!
Gena: She is making the champ pay right now, and Val is stopping her from getting any offense! We got ourselves a new Underground Champion tonight. I’m calling it.
Chad: She climbs onto the top rope and nails a Shooting Stars Press, hooking the leg!
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Thr-KICKOUT!
Gena: Whaaaaaaat?!
Chad: Angel gets her leg up at the last possible second! Valentina is not happy about it as she climbs back to her feet. She darts across the ring and goes for a knee to the face, but Angel rolls out of the way.
Gena: Valentina trips up as Angel rolls her up into a pin, gripping the tights, straight outta Earl Lockyer’s playbook!
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Chad: Angel isn’t happy about it as she tells the senior official how to do his job. He signals two at her and she waves him off. As she gets up to her feet, she turns around just in time for Valentina to leap up for her V-Day (Continuous Whirlybird Head Scissors)!
Gena: Round and round and round she goes! Where she stops, only Valentina knows! Three, four, five, six rotations and she’s down on the mat, and out cold! Valentina drops down for the cover.
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Suddenly, the lights go out, and an eerie noise comes over the speakers. A drum beat kicks in slowly. A red light shines across the rampway as “Killpop” by Slipknot plays over the speakers. Then, a spotlight overtakes the ring, showing Valentina laid out cold in a pile of dirt and ashes, and Angel Kash draped over her.
Gena: What the…?
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner and STILL Underground Champion… Angel Kaaaaaaaashhhhhhh!!!
Chad: The lights are coming back up, but I don’t see any…
Gena: Look! It’s that’s weird bitch off of Twitter. Angel of Filth! She’s crawling out from under the ring!
Chad: She rolls inside of the ring as she stalks around Angel and Valentina. Chanelle Martinez-Blade and Melissa Ruin come rushing down to the ring, and Filth hisses at them, keeping them at bay!
Gena: She slowly drags Angel Kash out of the ring. As Kash shrieks as she’s coming to, Filth hands her the title and gives her a wicked smile, clapping for her. She takes a few steps back and begins bowing to Angel. Chanelle and Melissa join her, and they’re trying to figure out just what the f**k is going on here.
Chad: I’d like to know the same, but it looks like we are out of time for this weeks Sin City Underground’s Underground Episode 1. Tune in next week to get some answers!