A few weeks ago the unlikely team of Steve Ramone and Joshua Acquin defeated R.O.A.R. to win the SCW Tag Team Titles when Joshua pinned Jeremiah after the Nightmare and since then a new team has arisen to challenge Steve and Josh to the titles and since R.O.A.R. is still entitled to a rematch against Steve and Josh the bosses decided to kill two birds with one stone.
At Into The Void IV Steve and Josh will defend their tag team titles against not one but two teams, Danger Zone and R.O.A.R., in a Triple Threat Elimination Tag Team Match with the rulebook thrown out of one of the palace’s windows, this is a big challenge for Steve and Josh as R.O.A.R. are a formidable team and Danger Zone have a reputation for running rampant over several wrestling companies but can they win?
Driving around Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Friday the 26th of June 2015, 11:00am
Two days to go until my first defence, am I worried? Hell no!
Granted it won’t be an easy defence as I have to put up with not one but two teams challenging me and Josh in a Triple Threat No DQ Elimination Tag Team Match not to mention the fact that those teams are R.O.A.R. and Danger Zone, two very dangerous teams, one unproven in SCW but known for running rampant in other promotions and the other not only proven in SCW but former champions in their own rights, am I worried?
Hell no!
I’m the champion the fans deserve and as a result I will defend whatever title I have against all comers and I don’t care if it’s Danger Zone, R.O.A.R. Ego Cycle or whatever other teams crawl out of the woodwork because we will defeat them all and hold the titles until SCW closes (god forbid) and I’m ready for anything that they throw my way.
“So Steve, you want us to interfere with the match on Sunday?†Cyrus asked me as I drove the car, we were in the middle of sightseeing and as a result we were driving around this beautiful city trying to see as much of it as we could, like I said I was driving whilst Cyrus was in the passenger seat and Andreas was in the backseat.
“Is Christian’s gayness so off the charts that he makes Steven Magnet from the hundredth episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic look like the straightest man alive?†I asked as Andreas checked the news on his phone. “And yes, that is a yes! Though I’d like to think that such a thing should go without saying.â€
“Speaking of gay people.†Andreas chimed in as he leaned forward. “The US Supreme Court just legalized gay marriage in all fifty states!â€
“Seriously?†I asked and Andreas showed us the article on his phone, since I was driving I couldn’t pay too much attention to it but I got the jist of it from the headline. “It’s about fucking time! That said I can’t help but think that we’ll see another Mark controlled Climax Control in a few weeks because Christian decides to finally get married.â€
“Remind me, Roxi and Kiera are already married, right?†Cyrus asked and I nodded in response. “Anyone else that could be affected by that on the SCW roster?â€
“Jessie and her boyfriend are bi but they are getting married in August, kinda surprised that they didn’t try to get married at Bloodstock, I think Amy’s bi but after the Gabriel Aser fiasco she’s not really interested in dating.†I responded as I drove around. “That’s all the people I can think off unless Danger Zone are going to come out as a couple but I somehow doubt that.â€
“Yeah I don’t think that’s going to happen either.†Cyrus responded as “Crystal Mountain†by Death began to play through the CD player. “Come to think of it we should really plan out the Bloodstock weekend.â€
“We’ll do that when we get back.†I responded before noticing that the fuel was running low. “Did you happen to notice any gas stations whilst we were driving around?â€
“Yeah, we passed one a few minutes ago.†Cyrus responded before looking at the map. “Okay, take the next right, go straight on, take a left, another right and we’ll be there.†Cyrus added and I followed his instructions as he gave them, thankfully we were able to get to the gas station within a few minutes. “Okay, Steve paid the first time, I paid the second time, Andreas it’s your turn.â€
“I have my money ready.†Andreas responded before the two big men got out of the car, I however remained in the car and invited the cameraman into the car so that I could do my promo.
“Today is a historical day as gay marriage is now legal in all fifty states in America, now whilst I am happy for the gay people who live in America my match this Sunday will be just as historic as me and Josh will have our first defence of the SCW Tag Team Championships against Danger Zone and ROAR, is it historic because this is Danger Zone’s first SCW march? Hah! No! It’ll be historic because it’ll be the first of many title defences!â€
First up are the former champions.
“The Hot Potato Era of the Tag Team Division is over! ROAR was at the forefront of that era and we all saw how shitty they ended up being as champions during both of their reigns! Granted they aren’t as bad as Dying Breed who lost the titles to the Surf fucking Boys but they are still pretty bad and that fact will be proven this Sunday.â€
Next up is Danger Zone.
“Somebody cue up the Top Gun theme because next up is Danger Zone! And yes, I realize that they use the Danger Zone song as their theme song, honestly it was the most obvious theme choice in the history of wrestling and considering that wrestlers have been using themes since the 1980s that’s saying a lot! Anyway as far as I’m concerned Danger Zone are all talk and no action and you know what else? Kenny Loggins and Danger Zone fucking suck and I can’t wait to hear Children of Bodom vastly improve on it! Then again there’s only so much you can do with a stinking turd, just look at Dying Breed! This week I’ll prove that what I’m saying is the complete and honest truth when I kick Danger Zone’s ass back to the highway!â€
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Danger Zone and ROAR may have been worthy challengers on paper but in practice they aren’t even worthy of licking my boots! This Sunday will mark the beginning of the dominant reign of THE FEARLESS ONE STEVE RAMONE and Josh Acquin and people will realize just how big a joke the other teams were! You want to know why? Because I am “The Fearless One†Steve Ramone and I am the champion the fans deserve!â€
Cyrus and Andreas got back in the car after the cameraman left as the scene fades.