On Camera
Phoenix Arizona
The cameras come into focus and as he does we are treated to the sight of Teddy Warren. He seems to be in a makeup chair of some sorts as various women are working on his nice and beautiful makeup job. They put his sparkly outfit in front of him and on a table they have his high heeled shoes. He can’t help but chuckle and put his feet up as some other women are feeding him chocolate cherries. He smiles as he slowly begins to speak.
“Greetings to all of my beautiful Teddy Bears that are watching this promo, just in case you might have forgotten I am the one and only Teddy Warren and I just want to say from the bottom of my heart that it feels amazing to be here right now. Do you know how great and amazing it feels to be in front of all you right now?! I mean you all should be thrilled that I took time out of my busy schedule to grace you with a promo. I could be doing far better things right now like getting a precious massage from Ruby, or having Emerald take me on the ride of a lifetime. Yet you all get to hear me speak and that speaks volumes to how I feel about you all. Obviously you are somewhat important and it should be a blessing to hear from the mouth of the CHOSEN ONE! I am the CHOSEN ONE and to be more precise I am Christian Underwood’s CHOSEN ONE! I know he is playing hard to get but he knows that when I appeared on television or started to get booked on the shows that the ratings instantly went upwards. Wannabes like the J2Hs of the world and so many others could say they had the talent and all of that jazz but do you honestly I give a fuck about the wrestling aspect of the business. I honestly couldn’t give a shit…”
Teddy smiles as he continues to get groomed by his women.
“That might be an unpopular opinion as everyone fights and lives for this business. After all that is what everything is about! Everybody is all about trying to grind their bodies filled with the disgusting sweat among other things against each other but that’s so beneath me. All of my true wrestling comes when I wrestle with Ruby and Emerald every night. That is what I call wrestling so I am sorry to burst your bubbles but that’s what I have always been about. You think a face like this deserves to get ruined?! You think I want to ruin a nail by stepping into that ring. Oh no BOO BOO that’s not how it works especially when involving yours truly. A long time ago in a company sometime in the 90s a man entered into wrestling with the intention of capturing the world of Country Music. That was his entire platform and why can’t my entire platform be that I wish to enter SCW to further my life as a Hair Metal Band specialist as I put my lipstick and eye liner on, and showcase as a true beautiful specimen in wrestling. That’s all I really want but nobody sees things like I do. I now get placed into this fatal four way match and the company is really expecting me to do something about it…”
Teddy just rolls his eyes as he shakes his head in disgust.
“Like hell to the no what does the company have to prove by putting me in a match like this?! I don’t need three people ganging up on yours truly to prove a point. I am so much better than that, and not only do you put me in a situation such as this but you have to add in three of the biggest nobodies while doing so. Like for example you give me the likes of Goth…Like HELL NO! In my eyes he is a scrub, and a big one at that… You all should know what happened when the two of us fought one another. Some would say I got my ass kicked but at the end of the day a disqualification means that I walked away with a win, and that means I beat Goth which adds up to the fact that I am better than him. I have always been better but no one believed in it. I don’t need to get ran down on Twitter to know that I am indeed better. I am the biggest star this company has to offer and people like Goth are a thing of the past. He hasn’t done anything relevant in since I can remember so maybe it’s time to hang it up. Maybe you need to fade away and let the world focus on of that of yours truly…”
Teddy smiles in return as he nods his head and continues to speak.
“You know it’s hard being me… I really don’t know what I am going to do with myself sometimes but I guess by being the best is always a great start. I bet Goth wants to get his career going again but he needs to get through me first and beating me won’t be an easy task especially considering I am the most talked about thing that has hit this company in a very long time…”
Teddy continues to grin as he takes a long deep breath and continues to speak.
“I guess with Goth out of the way that brings us to Joshua Acquin next. You know it really is a damn shame. Joshua how long have you been in this company?! I am being completely honest now. You have been here for a while and yet I don’t see where you have grown. I don’t see where you have gotten better and I don’t see a point where we are actually supposed to take you seriously. It must suck having to be thrown in these matches where you are fighting for an opportunity and yet you don’t do anything with it. it seems you always find your way to this and yet it never ends up in a positive way for you. You flat out suck just like your LFL team does! One of your biggest mistakes is having my wife as the captain of your team. She can’t throw the ball I don’t even know where she got off thinking she was good enough to be a quarter back. She just isn’t good enough and she is leading your team to a downward spiral but I guess that is what you are accustomed to seeing as you still haven’t figure out the concept of what it means to win. It’s just business as usual for you right?!”
Teddy shakes his head as he speaks again.
“You should feel disgusted. You are a walking waste of space, and in my eyes you haven’t really amounted to anything. Not now and certainly it doesn’t seem like you will ever become anything. You are just taking up a roster space. A space that could be used by someone much better. Until you figure out why you suck so much I don’t see you going anywhere. You will continuously be at the bottom and be forced to watch people like me rise to the top…”
Teddy nods his head as he puts up one single finger.
“Last but not least that brings me to the likes of Malachi… First and foremost I just want to thank you for being in this match. It’s good to see that there is somebody who is much smaller than me in this match. I don’t have any respect for you, and I have no qualms in beating you to prove a necessary point. You have been in this company for about a month now and you have shown some small signs of hope but what are you really going to accomplish?! Especially when you are finally going to be in the ring with someone much superior to you. I think I am going to humble yo and prove you don’t belong in the same ring with me. a man with family issues colour me not impressed by any means. It’s about time I end this charade, this charade of putting me In a match that isn’t worth my skills or my talents. I deserve much more. You don’t treat the chosen one with such disdain by putting him in a ring with those he is clearly more superior than. You give me the talent I deserve to face. You give me the likes of the Ty Wests, the Fenris, and of course the Alex Jones. This just isn’t my scene, and I plan to rock out. I am unique, I am the diamond in the rough, I am a Gem Stone who nobody has a shine like me. This is your boy Teddy Warren signing out…”
With that Teddy waves be gone to the camera man and it is on this image where he goes back to being pampered by his women, and we fade out on that image.
Off Camera
Ak-Chin Pavilion, Phoenix Arizona
Teddy couldn’t believe it as he watched his wife’s band make a mockery of him on the stage. He left the crowd as they all were booing him. Kate’s performance of “I Ran” was a total mockery to him and he wasn’t going to stand for it as he went right back into his dressing room. Teddy was presented with a very huge room. There were women just about everywhere but there was one blonde that he needed to speak with. One blonde who controlled everything about his life and it was that of his business manager the COO of Rose Productions herself Chloe Martin. Teddy stormed to the blonde as he started to speak his mind.
“Chloe you and I need to have a little chat… You promised me the entire world baby! You told me that this was going to be MY sHOW! You told me that this whole concert competition thing was rigged and it was meant to showcase me as the front man of a band. How can people take me seriously if you have Devilition out on that stage trying to demoralize my very character! I am a hard-working man! I am a class act. I worked hard to be the bread winner for my family and I am not going to let some pint sized runt with a spoiled brat complex humiliate me in what was supposed to be MY NIGHT!”
Teddy was fuming as she looked into the eyes of the Chosen One. She snapped her fingers and as soon as she did Ruby and Emerald quickly walked over to Teddy and started to massage him. Chloe nodded her head as she started to speak.
“Look seeing Kate and her band here caught me by surprise just as much as it did with you. It surely must be the job of the Circle Television Network. They don’t want to see our company achieve anything especially after the war that Brittany had with Kenzi in UGWC. It would be like them to be so petty to ruin what was a perfectly planned evening. Nothing changes though you think Devilition even has a chance of beating you in this little rock competition?! It’s rigged… It’s always been rigged just like I told you from the beginning. This is our publicity and I worked too fucking hard pulling strings to watch one of my biggest creations falter to a woman who can’t decide if she is better off being married to you or chasing girls elsewhere. I know this whole marriage issue might be hard for you but I am on your side in all of this!”
Chloe smirks as she continues to speak.
“I know she has wronged you and yet she still tries to find a way to portray herself as the good person. The world doesn’t revolve on that of Kate Steele. It revolves around you Teddy. A world that will see you as the Gem Stone, a world where you are the Chosen One and nothing else matters! For far too long you have been suppressed by those around you. Forced to be nothing more than a drummer when I know you have so much more talent than that, you are front man worthy, and tonight I have a very special surprise just for you…”
Chloe smiles as wide as she possibly can and Teddy just seems befuddled as she looks back into her eyes.
“And how could it possibly get any better because things seem to be in bad shape right now…”
“Well as you know Teddy your band was mostly a three man act, with you on the vocals, Emerald on the guitar and Ruby on the bass guitar but I got you the perfect drummer. A woman who you can mold into doing what you want. After all she is a great drummer in her own right but who wants to be great when she can be taking tips from that of the best which is you of course. Let me introduce you to the fourth member of your band and the fourth gem stone I give to you Sapphire…”
Teddy turns around and as soon as he does he is met with yet another gorgeous blonde. She is wearing her hair in pig tails and she has a massive chest. She kisses Teddy as Ruby and Emerald continue to massage him in ways he never even imagined before. He can’t help but chuckle as he looks at Chloe.
“Damn girl you really know of the best ways to make me feel good don’t you?! Seriously you are amazing in every single way. You are always there for me and I don’t know where I would be without such an amazing manager…”
“I can think of quite a few places but right now you need to go out there and win… Show everybody what Rose Productions brings to the table and why CTN is a company of the past…”
Teddy smiles as he looks back at Chloe.
“Well are things are as easy as you say they are then I really don’t need to try all that hard. I think I know of a perfect song to put the nail in the coffin of Kate Steele and to make her and Deviliton go away…”
“Oh and what song would that be?!”
“The song that I will dedicate personally to that of my jealous wife, Bon Jovi’s Livin on a Prayer of course. It just doesn’t get any bigger than that, and she needs to be Livin on a Prayer if she thinks she has what it takes to dethrone me in this competition. She wasn’t going to win this competition anyway but i might as well seal the deal and make lite work of her…”
“Good that’s what I want to hear from my Crown Jewel. You go do what you do best and show to the world why she nor Griffin even matter…”
Teddy smiles as he runs his fingers through his hair but then there is a knock on the door. The door opens up as it’s one the committee members from the Hair Metal Concert Competition Fest.
“Excuse me is Miss Martin here…”
“Yes what’s going on?!”
The man hands a check back to Miss Martin as he shrugs his shoulders.
“I am sorry but the committee just can’t take this check…”
“WHY NOT?! WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS!!! We were going to put this pathetic pavilion on the map!”
“Sorry but the representative from CTN paid us even more to have a fair competition and this competition has never been swayed before in the past. We are going to keep it fair so if your band wants to win you better be ready to earn it…”
Teddy shakes his head.
“Fine it’s not like it mattered anyway… Because I am the Crown Jewel and that’s what I do… I go out there and deliver now if you would excuse me… The Gem Stones have a show to rock out, and nobody will shine like we do… Where’s my make up kit because it’s time to get ready!”
With that all three of the blondes quickly hug on Teddy as he leaves the room with a huge smirk on his face.
“It’s time to end this charade of CTN once and for all!”
Is all he can say as we slowly fade out on this image.
