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*Me and the handler of opponents agreed to one combined promo each for this match*

WE WILL BECOME MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AGAIN

Narrator:  Woo hoo! Sin City Wrestling Management has reinstated the Mixed Tag Team Division and the first Mixed Tag Team match in this new cycle pits Bill and Bea Barnhart against Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity. Bill and Bea made a promise that when Sin City Wrestling reinstates the Mixed Tag Team Division that they will again become the Mixed Tag Team Champions.

BILL AND BEA TAKE IRIS FOR A WALK IN IDLEWILD PARK

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, taking a walk in a park. We notice that it is Bill who is holding onto the leash that is attached to the harness or Iris. We are not sure which park they are in or where the park is located but we are sure Bill and Bea will inform us. Bill and Bea look up and see the camera person who is assigned to them and the camera person lets Bill and Bea know they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  We wish to thank Sin City Wrestling for providing a camera person to follow us around and broadcast what we are doing and to broadcast our comments leading up to our Mixed Tag Team match against Luna Vanity and Alexander Raven.

Bill:  As you can see I am the one holding onto the leash attached to the harness of Iris. She likes walking with Daddy Bill more than she does when Mommy Bea walks her.

Bea glares at Bill over that comment.

Bea:  Iris is just playing you Bill. She also enjoys when she walks alone with me. Iris knows not to show her loyalty and love to me.

Bill bursts out laughing at the comments of Bea.

Bill:  You know I am only teasing you Bea. I want to let the viewers know where we are at in this park. We are in Reno, Nevada, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 362 at the Reno Events Center and we are in Idlewild Park. I will give you more information on the park shortly. At Climax Control 362 me and Bea are in a Mixed Tag Team match where we face off against the Mixed Tag Team of Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity.

Bea:  Sin City Wrestling saw there was interest from the Roster to reinstate the Mixed Tag Team Division and they have scheduled Mixed Tag Team matches leading up to the final Mixed Tag Team match where the new Mixed Tag Team Champions will be crowned. Me and Bill were Mixed Tag Team Champions so this is not a new adventure for us. I assure you that we will become the next Mixed Tag Team Champions and hold the distinction of being two-time Mixed Tag Team Champions.

Bill:  You can tell that Bea is excited for this opportunity to obtain the Mixed Tag Team Championship again. To continue with my initial comments I already told you we are in Reno, Nevada, and we are taking Iris for a walk in Idlewild Park. This park is located about one mile from the Reno Events Center and about the same distance from the hotel we chose to stay at for Climax Control 362. This park is very nice with many things to do and it has two duck ponds which causes Iris to be stupid and try to chase the ducks. I assure you that Iris has as no chance of catching Ducks which is the same amount of chance Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity have of defeating us in our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

Bea:  When the camera person showed up we had already been walking for about thirty minutes in Idlewild Park so we will be returning shortly to our hotel room where we will relax and present the remainder of our comments for our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match from our hotel room.

We hear Ducks quacking and this causes Iris to do an impersonation of Dug the Dog from the movie UP by forgetting everything and focus on the Ducks. Of course Dug the Dog would do this when Squirrels ran by and he would yell out SQUIRREL!!! But in this case the poor little brain of Iris the English Bulldog can only scream out DUCKS!!! and she takes off in a full run to try to grab the Ducks but Bill has a firm grasp on her and she cannot escape his grasp.

Bill:  I think Iris is related to Dug the Dog from the movie UP! Har har har! If I had let go of the leash of Iris she would have charged those Ducks and with Iris being a chubby and clumsy English Bulldog she would have failed to catch them and she probably would have fallen face-first into the pond. Har har har!!! Iris you are a silly dog!

Iris takes offense at Daddy Bill calling her a silly dog so she glares as him and gives him a snort.

Iris:  *SNORT!!!*

Bea:  We will head back to our hotel now and continue our comments from there. The camera person has informed us that they have to cut their camera feed but they will call into the Network to continue broadcasting once they get set up in our hotel room. See you all in a bit.

BACK AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART

The camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark. About thirty minutes pass and when the camera person is set up and calls into the Network they begin live broadcasting again. We get a shot of Bill and Bea and Iris sitting on the couch and Bill and Bea continue their comments concerning their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

WE WILL BECOME THE NEXT SIN CITY WRESTLING MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

Bea:  We wish to thank you for staying with us while we present comments concerning our Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 362. We have numerous items we wish to present and we will start off with information concerning my history against Luna Vanity and Bill’s history against Alexander Raven as this information will help you understand all our other comments leading up to our match.

Bill:  Bea I want you to go first as my history with Alexander Raven is a bit longer to present.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. I do not have any history in the wrestling ring against Luna Vanity. However I feel the need to comment on something she did during one of my matches so you will better understand why I want to beat her ass big time. The incident happened during my match against Alexandra Callaway at Climax Control 358 on April 9, 2023. Although I defeated Alexandra Callaway by submission by using my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold my win was tainted by an unexpected appearance by Luna Vanity during my match. What happened is that Luna decided to come out of the backstage area and stand on the landing watching our match. I believe Luna might have had a feud going with Alexandra Callaway so her sudden appearance caused Alexandra Callaway to get distracted by Luna. She looked up at Luna Vanity on the entrance area landing and that’s when I took advantage of her distraction and used my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold on her for the win. Although my win was legal and valid the antics of Luna caused some of the fans and other wrestlers to doubt if I would have been able to defeat Alexandra Callaway on that day. Well, Luna, you are going to find out that my win over Alexandra Callaway was legitimate and that I will most likely turn your lights out with my Sleeper Hold to win our upcoming match. I will make you sorry you made an appearance during my match on that date!

We see Bill Barnhart and Iris the Bulldog roll their eyes at that last comment by Bea.

Bill:  Oh my! I feel sorry for Luna Vanity! When Bea gets ticked off there is always hell to pay! Trust me that both myself and Iris know well the wrath of Bea when we have ticked her off!

Bill and Iris glance at Bea and Bea is giving them the evil look and then Bea busts out in loud laughter.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The look on your faces is priceless!!! That’s the look I am expecting to get when I defeat Luna Vanity and we win the match against her and Alexander Raven.

Bill:  Now it is time for me to give my history against Alexander Raven. I had four matches which involved Alexander Raven. The first was on March 20, 2022, at Blaze of Glory X. I defeated Alexander Raven in a Thumbtacks match when I slammed him into a pile of thumbtacks. That put me 1-0 over Raven. Our next encounter was on July 10, 2022, at Summer XXXTreme X. That was a Four Way Roulette Championship match involving myself, Alexander Raven, Fin Whelan, and Miles Kasey. Fin and Miles were eliminated and the match came down to Raven and myself. I got eliminated by Alexander Raven and he retained the Roulette Championship. That evened up me and Raven at 1-1. The third match we had against each other was July 24, 2022, at Climax Control 336. It was also a Roulette Championship match against Raven and he pinned me to retain the Roulette Championship. That put me at 1-2 against Alexander Raven. The fourth match I had with Alexander Raven was on April 16, 2023 at Climax Control 359. It was a Dog Collar Match, which is one of my specialties, but it was Raven who got the win over me to put me at 1-3 against him.

Bea:  Stuff happens in the sport of Wrestling and nobody can win all the time. You will give Raven payback when we defeat him and Luna and move on in our quest to become Mixed Tax Team Champions again.

HOW BILL AND BEA BARNHART ARE THINKING AS THEY ENTER THIS MATCH

Bill:  For the benefit of Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity, and the people watching our presentation today, me and Bea will comment on various items that are factors in this Mixed Tag Team match. Bea I will allow you to start the comments.

Bea:  Me and Bill are, as we already mentioned, are former Mixed Tag Team Champions. We obtained the Mixed Tag Team Championship on on May 23, 2021, at Into The Void X when we faced the reigning Champions Teddy Warren and Kate Steel-Warren. We won the match, and the Mixed Tag Team Championship, when I pinned Kate Steel-Warren with a Crucifix Pin. Then we defended the Mixed Tag Team Championship against the team of Austin James Mercer and Tempest on June 6, 2021, at Climax Control 301. Unfortunately we lost the Mixed Tag Team Championship when Tempest pinned Me. Although it was a short Championship run for me and Bill we had fun and enjoyed being Mixed Tag Team Champions and we plan on earning the Mixed Tag Team Championship soon. Your turn Bill.

Bill:  Myself and Bea have mentioned, on many occasions, that most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are only focused on obtaining Championships. Although it is nice to be accomplished and obtain Championships that is not what being in the sport of Wrestling is about. You are getting paid to entertain and thrill the fans who pay a lot of money to come to our events, or pay to watch them on television, and you need to focus on what you are getting paid for. I have held the Roulette Championship twice and the Mixed Tag Team Championship once and Bea has held the Mixed Tag Team Championship as my tag partner. It seems that you all, week after week after week, can only focus on what we have not yet accomplished than for you to focus on all the things you fail to do to earn your paychecks and the support of the fans. Will I become Internet and World Champion one day? Of course! Will Bea become Internet Champion, Roulette Champion, and World Champion one day? Of course! When you only focus on obtaining Championships you lose your focus and fail to accomplish what you need to accomplish because you distracted yourself during those matches. Then if by some chance you obtain a Championship you again forget what you are here for and lose the Championship in a short period of time.

Bea:  I take crap talk from most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling simply because I haven’t obtained as many wins and Championships as they have. If any of you think that earning Championships is the only reason you are in the sport of wrestling then I suggest you get the hell out of the sport and take up some other line of work. I do not tolerate your smack talk, your insults, and your crude jokes, just because your own opinion of yourself is all you pay attention to. For you, Luna, I want to be the one to get the pin or submission on you to win our Mixed Tag Team match. That would not only prove I am better than you in the wrestling ring it will also prove that you are way less than you think you are.

Bill gives a thumbs up on Bea’s comment.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  I now wish to present comments for everyone in Sin City Wrestling, mostly those who have a way higher opinion of themselves than others have for them, to knock their arrogant asses down several pegs. Pay attention because I’m talking about nearly everyone on the Sin City Wrestling Roster. You want to know something? You can name any type of match in the history of the sport of Wrestling and I’ve been in that type of match and I won more than I lost. I equate it to the following. Some people will take a hike in the lowlands and come to a river, lake, or swamp and chicken out and turn around go another way. When asked why they did that they claim that there could be Alligators or Snakes in the water and they didn’t want to take a chance of getting hurt. What about ME you are asking? That’s a whole different story! When I come upon a river, lake, or swamp, in an area known to have Alligators and Snakes I will wade into the water to get to the other side. If the water is too deep to wade through then I will swim when the water is deeper. What if I am confronted by an Alligator or a Snake? I would attack them first and knock them out and when I got to the other side of the river or lake I would have a meal of Alligator and Snake then continue my trek. Simply put I am not afraid of anything or anyone on the planet! Same goes with my wrestling career. I’m not afraid of any type of opponent or any type of match or matches that have weapons involved. You don’t have to believe me now but after I whup the crap out of you then you will become a believer.

Bea:  So our thinking going into this Mixed Tag Team match, that will propel us forward toward the Mixed Tag Team Championship match, is that we are in this match to win it. . .we are not here to take prisoners. . .we are not here to lose the match. . .we are not here to have a tea party with you two. . .we are here to walk into the match. . .beat you two down. . .pin you or make you submit. . .and we walk away as the winners of this match. If you do not like that concept then please stay locked in your dressing room and do not even bother to come to the ring for our match.

Bill:  Damn Bea! You on the verbal ass kicking tour today!

Bea:  Yep! And if Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity show up and actually have the courage to step into the ring with us it will turn into me changing from giving them a verbal ass kicking to a physical one!

Bill:  Well there you have it. Me and Bea have spoken what needed to be spoken. Tune in on Sunday, May 28, 2023, for Climax Control 362 and watch me and Bea perform wrestling magic for you.

Bea informs the camera person that they are done with their comments for their upcoming match. The camera person calls into the Network asking them what they want them to do. They are told to cut their camera feed and after they do the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and our screen goes dark.



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Climax Control Archives / Sal Who?
« on: May 19, 2023, 06:33:18 PM »
SAL WHO? DOESN’T MATTER AS SAL DARIUS WON’T BE HEARD FROM AGAIN AFTER OUR MATCH

Narrator:  After Into The Void XII where Bill Barnhart was runner up in the Roulette Championship Ladder Match he now struts into Climax Control 361 to face off against Sal Darius. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, where he and Bea and their English Bulldog are staying during Climax Control 361.

The scene shifts to the Gold Coast Casino where Sin City Wrestling is holding their event Climax Control 361 where Bill Barnhart faces off against someone named Sal Darius. We see Bill and Bea in a restaurant in the venue and they’re sitting at a table having breakfast. Their English Bulldog, Iris, is not with them as she is not allowed in the restaurant so they left her in their hotel room and they will bring food for her when they are done today. The camera person attending to Bill Barnhart tells Bill and Bea they are going live broadcasting so Bill and Bea get ready to present comments for Bill’s match.

FUNDRAISING EVENT TO BENEFIT CHILDREN’S HEALTHCARE OF ATLANTA

Bill:  We arrived in Las Vegas the other day and I held one of our fundraising events where we raise money to donate to Children’s Healthcare Of Atlanta in Georgia. These fundraising events always pits me against Iris in various contests. Regardless of which of us wins the competition all the money raised is donated to Children’s Healthcare Of Atlanta. What me and Iris are really shooting for is the bragging rights over the other until the next fundraising event.

Bea:  The previously completed fundraising competitions between Bill and Iris included a Pizza Eating Contest which Bill won. Another fundraising competition between them was a Lasagna Eating Contest and Iris won that one. The next fundraising competition was a Farting Contest which Iris won. Although Bill is known for letting loose some of the most noxious farts known to mankind Iris out-did Daddy Bill on that day so she was one-up on Daddy Bill. This recent contest was a Burping Contest between Bill and Iris. Of course Iris wanted the win so she would be up on Daddy Bill 3-1 and Bill, of course, wanted to win this one to make it even at 2-2.

Bill and Bea pause to eat some of their food before continuing.

Bill:  Iris has, in the past, won a Burping Contest over me but let’s be honest here and let everyone know that I can let loose burps that can knock cars off the road, and trains off their tracks, and occasionally I have knocked small airplanes out of the sky. So when we started this recent Burping Contest I knew I was going to slam dunk Iris and walk away with the win which tied us as 2-2 so we will have to do a tie-breaker in the near future.

Bea:  We had great attendance from the fans when we held this Burping Contest between Bill and Iris. We held it in the parking lot to ensure when the two of them let loose with loud booming burps that they wouldn’t likely set off the sprinkler or fire alarm system inside the arena. How do we rate these burps? Good question. We have professionals in the area of sound and they have numerous microphones set up around where Bill and Iris drink huge amounts of various carbonated drinks then let go with their burps. The winner isn’t the one who lets out the loudest burp even though volume is one of the criteria. There are also factors involved in the judging including the duration of the burps and the smell emanating from Bill and Iris as they both end up drinking a large amount of carbonated drinks.

Bill and Bea continue eating more of their food and they are nearly done with their meal.

Bill:  Bea started the timer, which had a 15 minute time limit, and me and Iris took off downing various carbonated drinks. I went directly for some 2 Liter bottles Coke, 7-Up, and Doctor Pepper, while Iris decided to work on Seltzer Water, Mr. Pibb, and Lemon-Lime soda. Iris let out a few loud, but not very noxious, burps while I was able to let out some extremely loud and foul-smelling burps that had some of the people in attendance passing out. I saw that Iris was getting desperate and when she went for a bottle of Grapefruit soda I knew she had just lost the event to me. Iris desperately downed the entire 2 Liter bottle of Grapefruit soda and she ended up puking it all out instead of letting out a loud burp. Knowing I had the Burping Contest won I decided to celebrate by downing one last 2 Liter bottle of Doctor Pepper and I let out an extremely loud roaring and stinky burp that knocked a few people unconscious at the event and blew out a few car windows. All Iris could do was lower her head to the ground in a sign of submission and defeat.

Bea:  So with Bill’s win he tied Iris at 2-2 and we’ll be having a tie-breaker event in the near fugure to raise funds for Children’s Healthcare Of Atlanta. We don’t want to repeat the Pizza or Lasagna eating competition and we don’t want to repeat the farting or burping competition. We’ll try to come up with something that both Bill and Iris will feel comfortable with while at the same time making both of them nervous. I will let you know when I come up with something for them.

Bill and Bea finish their breakfast and then they ask their server to bring the breakfast items they ordered to bring to Iris in their room. The server brings the items for Iris to their table and Bea pays for the meals and then Bill and Bea stand up from the table and start walking to return to their hotel room.

SAL WHO? DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS AS SAL DARIUS WON’T BE HEARD FROM AGAIN AFTER OUR MATCH

Bill and Bea have returned to their hotel room along with the assigned camera person to present comments on Bill’s upcoming match and to present to the viewers what they say and do. As soon as they walk into the room and Iris smells the food they brought for her Iris gets so excited that she is barking and spinning around and bumping into the furniture. Bill and Bea place the food on the dining table as they try to calm Iris down. The camera person is getting all this action and we are sure the viewers are amused.

Bill:  Calm down Iris! Yes we have food for you from the restaurant but you need to relax and wait until we can get the food into your food dish for you to eat.

Bea:  Iris we brought you the same breakfast items we ate in the restaurant. As soon as I get items prepared for you then I will have you eat. I’m sure you will sleep it off after your meal which is fine with us as we need to have Daddy Bill air his comments for his upcoming match against Sal Darius.

Bill:  Sal who?

Bea:  Ha ha ha! Okay Iris here’s your food. . .enjoy! Now, Bill, we need to get your comments for your upcoming match aired. Are you ready to verbally kick ass on your opponent?

Bill:  I’m always ready to kick ass on opponents, both verbally and physically, so let’s do this!

While Iris hangs out in the Kitchen area eating her food Bill and Bea sit on the couch to present comments for Bill’s upcoming match against Sal Darius.

Bill:  Sal let me start with an introduction of what you’re facing when you step into the wrestling ring with me. You have heard the saying people use that they HAVE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT right? Well that’s the perfect definition of me. There isn’t anything in the sport of wrestling that I dealt with but wasn’t able to overcome. You can name any type of match, any type of weapons involved in those matches, and the violence that was inflicted upon me, and what violence I inflicted on opponents. The bottom line is that regardless of what opponents did to me, whether it was inside the ring, or attacks made on me outside of the ring, or on my way to the ring, or in my dressing room, I survived, I’m still here, and I’m still kicking ass! This Sunday it is your ass that is getting kicked by me!

Bea:  Look at what Bill endured recently. He got attacked during a match and yet he was ready to go when Management assigned him as Guest Referee for a Hardcore Rules Roulette Rules Match. The participants in that match had to use staple guns as the weapons required in that match. They decided it would be amusing to not only shoot their opponents with staples but they shot staples into Bill also. You would think attacking the assigned Referee in the match would be illegal but everyone let is slide without punishment.

Bill:  Even with those two matches and the attacks made on me I was assigned to a Four-Way Roulette Championship match at Into The Void XII for the vacated Roulette Championship. Before you start running your mouth and only make the comment that I did not win that match let me tell you, and everyone else watching, the entire story. The match consisted of Malachi, Peter Vaughn, Godly Ken Davison, and me. Who were the last two wrestlers on top of the ladder to remove the Roulette Championship off the hook for the win? Was one of those two wrestlers Ken Davison? No! Was one of those two wrestlers Malachi? No! The last two wrestlers trying to remove the Roulette Championship from the hook was Peter Vaughn and me. Did you even watch that match Sal? Did you take note that I had the other three wrestlers disabled and I climbed up the ladder and was at the top reaching up to try to grab onto the Roulette Championship to become a three-time Roulette Champion. Since the ladder was banged up during our match it wasn’t as stable as those of us in the match wanted it to be. As I was balancing myself at the top of the ladder so I could reach up and grab the Roulette Championship that delay allowed Peter Vaughn to climb the ladder and reach the level where I was located. He managed to knock me loose from the ladder then he grabbed the Roulette Championship and became Roulette Champion. I was NOT over-powered in that match and I kept going no matter what took place and it was just one of those things that happens in Ladder Matches and it wasn’t my night to become a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bea:  Well, Sal, there you have it! What did we give you? The truth. . .the whole truth. . .and nothing but the truth! Want to know what else is the truth. . .the whole truth. . .and nothing but the truth? Bill is going to destroy you so badly in your match that you are likely to go into retirement rather than remain in the sport of wrestling and continue getting hurt. Enjoy things while you can, Sal, as you won’t have much enjoyment remaining in your life after Bill disposes of you.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Sal I wish to close with comments that might help you realize what a horrible thing you received when you were assigned to this match against me at Climax Control 361. I will give you information on things that have happened to me while driving around the Lawrenceville, Georgia, area bringing Iris to various parks for walks. Many times while driving Iris to parks for walks there are moron drivers who are in a hurry, or just not paying attention, and I always have incidents where another driver tailgates me and nearly runs into the back of my Hyundai Santa Fe, or they swerve over the center line and nearly hit my SUV head-on. Fortunately I’m an extremely alert driver so I’m able to avoid being hit by other vehicles. Keeping alert and avoiding accidents while driving relates perfectly with my wrestling.

Bill grins into the camera.

Bill:  Using the incidents while I am driving I will let you know how they benefit me in the wrestling ring. Opponents try to hit me head-on but I’m able to avoid their attempted hits. Opponents try to blind-side me from the side or from behind but I feel them there and I’m able to counter what they attempt. You see, Sal, my opponents try so damn hard to attack me, especially when they think I’m not aware of where the are located, because they are not aware that I know where they are, and I quickly counter their pathetic attempts and slam dunk them. Try all you want to Sal. Try everything you think might work against me. All you will do is fail. I’m planning on beating you down so hard that you’ll go into retirement after our match. Don’t believe me Sal? You’ll believe me this Sunday when I soundly destroy you in our match.

Bill appears to be ready to inform the camera person that he is done with his comments for today but he stops to provide one additional closing comment.

Bill:  Sal one of my favorite shows on television was Futurama and my favorite character in Futurama was Bender the Robot. In closing I will have the Network put up a graphic of Bender the Robot uttering one of his classic catchphrases which is what I utter to you now, Sal, as my closing comment at you and that catchphrase is:  BITE MY SHINEY METAL ASS! See you on Sunday LOSER!!!

After Bill utters his closing comments for today the Network puts up the graphic of Bender the Robot from Futurama.


After the graphic has been on the screen long enough for viewers to fully take note of it the graphic goes off the screen and then the screen goes dark.





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THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS GOING MY WAY AND NOT A FOUR WAY

Narrator:  Bill, along with his wife Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, are in London for Into The Void XII. Bill said he is making his Roulette Championship match to be his way which means he is winning the match and becoming a three-time Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling.

MY WAY. . .NOT A FOUR WAY

The scene changes to the hotel room where Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, are staying during Into The Void XII, We see Bill and Iris sitting on the couch and we see Bea in the background going back and forth in the room taking care of some things.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. I wish to present comments on my Roulette Championship match at Into The Void XII which takes place this Sunday. There are four of us assigned to this match and the winner earns the Roulette Championship which was vacated by Goth. In addition to me being in the match the other wrestlers assigned to the match are Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godly Ken Davison. Wrestlers assigned to matches normally brag how great they are, or they rely on quoting previous history in the ring against their current opponents, or they just flat out talk smack because they have nothing useful to say. Before you get all uppity and denounce me for saying that about Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Kan Davison, let me stop you.

Bill stops talking for a few moments then he continues.

Bill:  What I did do was to list all the matches I’ve had with each of my three opponents and the outcomes of those matches. Then I went on to explain why I am coming into this Roulette Championship match to win it and walk away as a three-time Roulette Champion. That is not talking smack. That is not bragging. I simply told the truth while my opponents were in front of the camera spewing forth lies.

Bill pauses his comments so he can pet Iris who enjoys the petting then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  Our match is a four-way match and it is for the vacated Roulette Championship. I do not care where the Roulette Wheel lands or what type of match, or the rules, or lack of rules, that the spot stipulates for our match. The bottom line in our match is who can get the win first under the rules and stipulations of the match. Another thing most wrestlers do in multi-wrestler matches is they try to do too much, too soon, and that usually fails. In a multi-wrestler match like we are having on Sunday if you try to focus on everyone at the same time you most likely will fail. If you focus on one wrestler at a time and disable them you then leave yourself with less wrestlers to deal with.

IT COMES DOWN TO THIS

Bill:  I do not look at matches like this as ME against three other wrestlers at the same time. I look at matches like this as ME against one wrestler at a time where you go into your match and disable one opponent at a time until you have one left that you defeat for the win. It comes down to this. . .THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS GOING MY WAY AND NOT A FOUR WAY which means four wrestlers enter the ring as contenders and only I leave the match as the winner. See you three losers on Sunday!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts his camera feed and the Network returns to the programming normally scheduled for this time slot.




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Supercard Archives / Re: EILEY v BEA B ARNHART
« on: May 02, 2023, 02:01:29 PM »
THIS WILL BE A DEBUT LOSS FOR EILEY

Narrator:  Greetings from London! Bea Barnhart asked me to relay to Eiley, in my opening comments, that she will be taking a major loss to Bea in her debut match in Sin City Wrestling. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

The scene cuts to a shot of Bea Barnhart and it appears she is located in the backstage area of the Copper Box Arena. She is casually dressed in blue jeans, a white pullover shirt, and white sneakers. We notice a camera person standing in front of Bea with their camera focused on her.

THIS WILL BE A DEBUT LOSS FOR EILEY

Bea:  Good day to everyone. . .except for Eiley of course as she is a pathetic wannabe in the sport of wrestling. . .and thanks for tuning in as I have some comments I wish to make before Into The Void XII on Sunday.

Bea flashes a smile into the camera.

Bea:  This match is the debut match for Eiley in Sin City Wrestling. This match is also the debut loss for Eiley in Sin City Wrestling. Yes. . .it doesn’t get any more simple than that.

Bea lets out a laugh.

Bea:  Now, Eiley, I know you think your shit don’t stink but I know otherwise. Since your arrival in Sin City Wrestling I have heard comments from the other Bombshells that when you are in your dressing room taking a dump they watch in amusement as the ants and roaches in your dressing room pass out from the stench.

Bea busts out in laughter again.

Bea:  I do not care who it was who put in a good word for you to Management and begged them to hire you into Sin City Wrestling. It does not mater who it was, or what they said, but the way I see how things went down I am sure Management was hesitant at first until your friend begged them to hire you. Well so be it the deed is done now.

Bea gives a mean look into the camera.

Bea:  Eiley I will win our match and you will lose our match to me. I am not coming into our match just to pin you. I am coming into our match to dish out pain and make you submit to me. I have submission holds that will amuse the fans and will make you cower in fear. See you on Sunday!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and as Bea turns to walk down the hallway the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.




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I AM RECLAIMING THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill is at home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with Bea and Iris, and they are taking care of things before traveling to London for Into The Void XII. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene shifts to the home of Bill Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill and Bea and Iris returned to Lawrenceville to spend a week taking care of things around their house before traveling to London for Into The Void XII. The scene switches to the backyard at the home of Bill and Bea and we see Bill doing stuff like checking the plants, pulling weeds, and making sure the stinky farts of Iris don’t kill any of the plants or trees in the yard. As the camera pans around the backyard we get a quick glance of Bea who is also in the backyard with Bill and Iris. Bill looks into the camera and launches into his comments for his upcoming match.

Bill:  We returned from the current tour to spend a week at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We wanted to take care of some things instead of letting everything fall on the shoulders of our neighbor Andrew. Not a lot of things to fix which is a blessing but the house needs a general cleaning inside and out. When this week is up me and Bea and Iris will travel to London to be ready for Into The Void XII. Bea has a match against a new member on the Roster Eiley and I have been assigned in a Four Way Roulette Championship match against Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godly Ken Davison for a change to earn the Roulette Championship which was vacated by Goth recently.

WHAT MY OPPONENTS ARE LIKE

Bill:  I wish to present some items for you to help you understand how I see Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godley Ken Davison in our upcoming match. I will start with the history I have with each of them.

Bill pulls out a sheet of paper.

Bill:  I will start with you Malachi? No I am not starting with you for any other reason except your name comes first on the Card for Into The Void XII where our names are listed as participants in this match. Between us we have an interesting history in wrestling matches and I will run them down for everyone. Our first match was on July 6, 2020, at Climax Control 273. It was a Mixed Tag Team match and you and Bella Madison got the win in the match when Bella made Bea submit. The second match we had against each other was on August 29, 2021, at Climax Control 310. We ended up with a Draw due to both of us being counted out of the ring. Therefore there is no win or loss for either of us from that match. Our third match together was on April 2, 2023, at Climax Control 357 where you obtained a win over me by pinfall. That leaves it between me and you at you have one win, we both have one draw, and the Mixed Tag Team match, although it counts as a win for your Mixed Tag Team it was not a direct win by you over me with a pinfall or submission over me.

Bill waves the paper around.

Bill:  The next wrestler I will talk about is Peter Vaughn. We have no history in matches against each other as this match at Into The Void XII will be the first time we are in a match against each other.

Bill waves the paper in the air again.

Bill:  The other wrestler in our match is Godly Ken Davison. Our match was a Tag Team match where you and your tag team partner Mac Bane took on me and Senor Vinnie. Their team got the win when Mac Bane pinned me. Therefore, Ken, you do not have the win over me directly such as you getting the pin or submission on me as it was Mac who got that on me.

Bill balls up the sheet of paper and tosses it into a trash can.

Bill:  Do I fear any of you in this match? Nope! Do I feel we all have an equal chance of winning this match? Yep! Do I honestly believe I will win this match and become a three-time Roulette Champion? Yes I do!

Bill flashes a huge grin.

THE STRATEGY AND THE ANALOGY

Bill:  Perhaps the three of you are planning on using the strategy of wearing down a specific wrestler to the point where wear that wrestler out and then you can start wearing down the other two wrestlers until you gain an advantage. Just like when Bullwinkle Moose told Rocky the Flying Squirrel that he was going to pull a rabbit out of his hat in a magic trick that Rocky exclaimed BUT THAT TRICK NEVER WORKS so I say to you three THAT TRICK NEVER WORKS! So if that strategy fails the majority of the time why are you three wasting your time even thinking of doing that? What is my strategy you three are asking? That is an easy one to respond to. I am coming into our match to be very agile and quick to be all around the ring at all times while you three have your heads spinning trying to figure out where I went and where I will show up again. Having the three of you confused of where I will pop up next, and what attack I will perpetrate, will wear you down more than any amount of beating I could place upon you. Keep that mental image available and review it over and over and over again but still you three will not be able to keep up with me and I will win and walk away a three-time Roulette Champion!

Bill again shoots a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Recently I went to WalMart near our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to purchase a basic can opener since my previous broke. In WalMart there are so many aisles that none of the shoppers know where most of the items might be located. So I walked over to the Customer Service counter and asked the woman manning the Customer Service counter WHERE ARE CAN OPENERS LOCATED? She looked at me like I was an alien from another planet. She asked WHAT? and I again repeated WHERE ARE THE CAN OPENERS LOCATED? And she replied WHAT IS A CAN OPENER? Seriously she asked me that and then she asked what a can opener is for. I told her SAY YOU HAVE A CAN OF CORN OR SOUP AND IT DOES NOT HAVE A PULL-OFF TOP SO THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET THE INGREDIENTS OUT OF THE CAN IS TO CUT THE LID OF THE CAN OFF. At that point the woman goes OHHHHH…OKAY…THEY ARE ON THE BAKING AISLE WHICH IS AISLE 11. How in Hell does she work at WalMart and she doesn’t even know what a can opener is or which aisle it would be located on? I guess she must stomp on cans at her home to open them so she can get the ingredients out if she doesn’t know what a can opener is. And to think these WalMart employees want pay increases when they don’t even know what a can opener is.

Bill strikes a post that his opponents may not understand the analogy he is making.

Bill:  Apparently my opponents have no clue what I am talking about or what the analogy is about so I will try to clarify it for them. Just as you have a mid-40’s WalMart worker who doesn’t know what a simple can opener is and has no clue what are on the aisles in their store it is obvious that most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling don’t seem to know much about the sport of wrestling, and the moves and holds involved, and when they are asked by others a specific question they often respond with I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. Seriously? If you don’t know what people are talking about when they ask you a wrestling related question then why the hell are you in this sport? But you know what? I’m okay with opponents who are a bit on the mentally slow part of the spectrum as it just makes it easier for me to defeat them.

Bill shows a look on his face that indicates he has another item to tell us about.

Bill:  I had two different friends who claimed they had food allergies. One was Grant and the other was Steve. Grant claimed that he was allergic to eggs and that if he eats eggs either raw or cooked he will break out in a nasty rash. So one day I baked a cake at my home and put three eggs into the batter as the directions specified. After the cake was done and cooled I cut the cake and we both ate it. After one hour I told Grant there were three eggs in the cake batter so if he is really allergic to eggs how come after an hour he did not develop an allergic rash? Immediately upon hearing that I put three eggs into the cake batter Grant broke out in a rash. Hmmm. Then there was Steve. Although we always had oranges in our house Steve refused to eat them as he said he has an allergic reaction to oranges. When Steve was staying overnight at my house I saw him take a bottle of orange juice out of our refrigerator, poor himself a glass of orange juice, and drink it, but without any allergic reaction. I questioned him on it and he gave me some bullshit reason why eating oranges, or squeezing oranges to get the juice out, gave him an allergic reaction but drinking orange juice from a bottle or carton did not give the allergic reaction. I chalked it up to false claims by Grant and Steve.

Bill gives a questioning look into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  So Malachi. . .Peter. . .Ken. . .you three are going to claim you will not have an allergic reaction to my superior wrestling abilities and skills and yet when you step into the ring and the bell sounds I am sure I will watch you three immediately break out in a rash, hives, or sneezing and coughing, as you are standing in the direct blinding light coming from me who is the far superior wrestler in our match. Another item I want to present, and for me this is deciding factor in our match, is that there is no Roulette Champion to defeat to become the new Roulette Champion. There is no one person holding the Championship who is trying to do all they can retain the Championship. Nope. In our match it is the four of us trying to get the win in accordance with the rules and stipulations that the Roulette Wheel lands on for our match. The quicker one of us obtains the win in accordance with the rules and stipulations of our match the sooner this match is over and a new Roulette Champion is crowned. Before I end my comments for today let me rephrase the previous comment. The quicker that I<i/> win the match in accordance with the rules and stipulations of our match that is just sooner that I am crowned as the new Roulette Champion. If you three cannot comprehend what I just stated then you are damn sure dumber than I thought you were. See you on May 7, 2023, at Into The Void XII.

Bill tells the camera person he is finished with his comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: EILEY v BEA B ARNHART
« on: April 28, 2023, 09:01:45 AM »
AY YAI HAI FROM EILEY

Narrator:  Bea contacted me to let me know how thrilled she is to have a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling as her next victim. I will hold my comments for today at that and I will have the Network switch you over to Bea Barnhart for her direct comments on her match.

AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

When the Network switches to Bea Barnhart we are surprised to see Bea is at her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We see her husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, in the background so that means all three of them have returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, before traveling to London, England, for Into The Void XII. Bea is told by the camera person they are now live broadcasting so Bea looks into the camera to present her comments.

Bea:  As you see we returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of things around the house this week. We will travel to London, England, early next week to be ready for Into The Void XII. At that event I am facing a newcomer to Sin City Wrestler and her name is Eiley. I will comment on my opponent a bit later. Right now I’m checking things around the house and Bill is doing so also but most of his focus is on the front and back yards. When you travel for an extended time, as me and Bill and Iris have done the past several weeks, it is nice to come back and ensure everything is still in good working order and that there are no water leaks or other items needing to be repaired or replaced. When we do extended travel with Sin City Wrestling we ask our neighbor, Andrew, to keep watch on our home, and he has a key to check inside the house, so we are fine knowing our house is being checked. However since Andrew has his own home to take care of we like to give him a break by returning home as often as we can. Since Andrew refuses to accept money from us to compensate him for his time when we return to Lawrenceville, Georgia, we ask him to let us take him out to a nice restaurant for dinner and he accepts that offer.


Bill and Iris walk through the room on their way to the backyard. Before the two get out the patio door Bea hears a loud fart and the stench is awful.

Bea:  Bill was that you or Iris that just killed half our house plants?

Bill:  It was Iris not me!

Iris gives Daddy Bill a glaring look for him trying to blame her for his fart. Bea sides with Bill on this one and she knows the horrific smells Iris often lets loose.

Bea:  Iris we know it was you! Both of you get into the backyard and stop killing our plants!

Bea laughs and then she continues with her comments.

AY YAI YAI!!!

Bea:  For my opponent, Eiley, when the Card for Into the Void XII was announced I noticed your name and I thought to myself how your name would likely be pronounced. I looked it up on various sources on the Internet and the majority of the results said the way your name is spelled that the likely way to pronounce it would be AYL-IY OR AY-LEY-IY or something along those lines. After I reviewed those responses something came to me that I feel fits how you will be when you enter this match with me and I whup your ass and defeat you. That term is AY YAI YAI and it is classified as an expression of dismay or disappointment. Oh, yeah, I will make you scream AY YAI YAI over and over and over again as my beat down of you will cause you much dismay and disappointment!

Bea bursts out in loud laughter at the thought of Eiley screaming AY YAI YAI over and over again during their match as Bea beats her down.

Bea:  I’ve made a hell of a lot of my opponents yell out in pain from the punishment I dished out on them. I have put a lot of opponents out of a match, and some out of the sport of wrestling, with my submission holds. You are no different than the others I have put out of the way. You are just newer in Sin City Wrestling than they are and therefore you are not different. . .you are just new to the punishment I will dish out.

WHAT DOES EILEY REMIND BEA OF?

Bea:  Eiley what do you think you remind me of? You do not remind me of a great wrestler. You do not remind of anyone I should be afraid of. What you do remind me of are the people I have often had to deal with who were too damn stupid to know that they are stupid. Yeah you heard me correctly! When I tell those stupid people that they are stupid they often reply with the question “why are you calling me stupid? to which I reply SEE? YOU ARE SO DAMN STUPID THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU ARE STUPID!  Yep. . .that be you in nutshell Eiley.

Bea holds up one finger to indicate the first example she will present.

Bea:  The first example of someone you remind me of is the person who was walking their dog in the park while I was walking Iris in the park. The dog of that other person was pulling the owner so hard that the owner nearly fell face-first on the walking trail. What was Iris doing at this time? Letting me hold her leash which was attached to her collar and she was not pulling on the leash and she was not being aggressive towards the other dog. The owner of the other dog started yelling at me claiming that I was causing the problem when it was their dog causing the problem. They even yelled at me and said IF YOU HAD NOT BROUGHT YOUR ********* DOG TO THE PARK MY DOG WOULD BE WALKING AND ACTING PROPERLY!!!  I yelled WTF at the owner of the other dog since they were the ones misbehaving and acting stupid not me and Iris. Why did I tell you that incident Eiley? Because you are the one perpetrating wrongdoing and acting like an asshole not me. When you get inside the ring with me at Into The Void XII I will knock you down hard and teach you on not telling lies.

NON-DOG OWNERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DOGS WORK

Bea:  Eiley you remind me of dogs when they are puppies. They haven’t learned to be house broken when it comes to their peeing and pooping and requesting to go outside to do their potty things. When they are young they really do pee and poop all over the house and you have to thoroughly clean it up or else the smell gets overwhelming. Iris was quick to learn to ask to go outside to do her potty business. Why am I talking to you about training dogs to potty outside instead of in the house? Because you remind me of an untrained dog. You seem to want to go around and dropping your loads wherever you happen to be and then someone else has to come along and clean up after you. What you need is someone to whup your ass and beat some sense into you and I am the person who is going to whup your ass and beat some sense into you. I do not tolerate wimpy, pathetic, wanna-be girls who think they can hang with those of us who are many levels above them.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  What is the bottom line Eiley? From the information that was presented when you joined Sin City Wrestling it appears that someone well known in Sin City Wrestling mentioned you to Management and Management took their recommendation and hired you as a wrestler in the Federation. Just because you are a friend of a friend of a friend doesn’t mean shit against someone like me. I did not need any help from others to get noticed and hired in Sin City Wrestling. Now, Eiley, if you come into our match and cheat, obtain interference, or your friends attack me before or during our match to try to get you a cheap win over me, then you will have proven you are a worthless piece of shit. And if that interference or attacks gains you a win against me I will take my complaint to the top level in the Federation. I don’t need others to perpetrate backstage attacks on other wrestlers, or attacks on other wrestlers while they are on their way to the ring, or run-ins on matches to attack a wrestler. I play it clean and by the rules. Those who are cowards and have to continually purchase “insurance” to get a win for themselves or someone they are friends with are chickenshit cowards and everyone sees it but they themselves fail to see it.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Eiley I want a clean and by-the-rules match from you. The instant you deviate from a clean match, and one that adheres to the rules of our match, you open the door for me to take whatever action I need to in order to take you out. There can be no complaining from you if that happens. See you on Sunday, May 7, 2023, if you will still have the courage to show up for our match.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them to cut their camera feed and they will return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. They cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.



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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BE WALKING THE DOG THIS SUNDAY
« on: April 14, 2023, 07:25:24 AM »
I WILL WALK THE DOG ALEXANDER RAVEN IN A DOG COLLAR MATCH

Narrator:  Bill is familiar having wrestling matches against Alexander Raven as Bill lost the Roulette Championship to Alexander Raven then again lost his bid to regain the Roulette Championship. Going into this match one win and two losses against Raven Bill is determined to win this match and even the score. Bill told me a Dog Collar match is one of his favorites and he is positive he will get the win against Alexander Raven.

INCIDENT OF BILL AND IRIS DEALING WITH VIOLENT DOG AND IGNORANT DOG OWNER IN BETHESDA PARK IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene switches from that of the Narrator to Bill Barnhart in a location we are not familiar with. What we see is Bill and Iris walking along a trail that winds through trees and Bill obeys the laws concerning having your dog restrained on a leash. We watch and Bill and Iris walk along the trail and we see a man coming in the opposite direction and he has a Rottweiler that is not on a leash and the Rottweiler looks like he has a chip on his shoulder and it mad at the world. Bill shortens the amount of leash Iris has available to her and then Bill decides to stop himself and Iris and stand to the side so when the mam passes with his Rottweiler Bill can react if appropriately if the owner of the dog fails to put his Rottweiler on their leash. As the man and his Rottweiler approach Bill motions to the man to put a collar and leash on his Rottweiler but the arrogant man ignores Bill. As the man and his Rottweiler gets close to Bill and Iris the Rottweiler charges at Iris while snarling and growling and barking.

Bill:  Sir I need to request you put a collar and leash on your Rottweiler and he is being aggressive to my English Bulldog Iris. If you fail to comply with the Leash Laws in Gwinnett County Georgia and your Rottweiler attacks me and Iris then I will not be held accountable for any damage done to you or your dog by me and my dog Iris.

Man:  Who the hell do you think you are punk? I’m not going to put a collar and leash on my dog regardless of the laws in Gwinnett County Georgia! My dog is not aggressive and if you continue to be an asshole I will be the one to attack you.

Bill:  Since you refuse to obey the leash laws and your dog is aggressive I promise you I will do what needs to be done to protect myself and my dog Iris from you and your aggressive dog. Also you need to know that I always wear a body cam when I am walking Iris just in case I experience a situation like this. Now please get your dog under control and get the hell away from us!

The owner of the Rottweiler yells something in a language we do not understand and his Rottweiler charges towards Iris. Bill steps between Iris and the Rottweiler and the Rottweiler is being encouraged by his owner to attack them. We watch as Bill pulls out a sturdy steel chain from his pocket and as the Rottweiler, obeying his owner’s commands, charges at him and Iris. Bill maneuvers quickly and wraps the chain around the Rottweiler’s neck and cinches up to where the Rottweiler is rendered helpless. Iris runs up and growls and attempts to bite the Rottweiler but Bill tells Iris to back down and she does. The owner of the Rottweiler is pissed off at Bill for choking the hell out of his aggressive dog but the man backs down when Bill tells him he will also wrap the chain around his neck thereby choking him and his dog. The owner of the Rottweiler backs down as Bill calls 911 and informs Gwinnett Police where he is located in Bethesda Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and that he has control of a man and his out of control aggressive and vicious Rottweiler. It takes only a short time before Gwinnett Police show up and arrest the man with the Rottweiler and arrest his dog also. Bill and Iris continue their walk in Bethesda Park without further incident.

SCENE SHIFTS TO LOBBY OF THE HOTEL WHERE BILL, BEA, AND IRIS ARE STAYING WHICH IS NEAR THE CRAIG MACLEAN LEISURE CENTER

We see Bill and his English Bulldog Iris sitting on the couch in their hotel room. Bea is moving about off to the side taking care of putting things away in their hotel room. The camera person informs Bill they are live broadcasting and Bill begins commenting.

Bill:  Bea please come here and tell the viewers about your impressive victory over Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 358.

Bea walks in front of the camera.

Bea:  Me and Alexandra Calaway were going back and forth when Luna Vanity decided to make an appearance during our match. I guess Luna was scouting me and Alexandra out as possible contenders for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. Alexandra Callaway decided to act tough so she turned her back to me and glared at Luna. That gave me the opportunity to lock her into my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold for the win. For a wrestler who brags about her previous accomplishments in the sport of wrestling Alexandra proved she cannot stay focused in a match and it cost her a loss to me. You all saw what I accomplished and if you want some of me talk to Management and request a match against me.

Bill:  It was a great match Bea! Keep up the great work! I have a question for you. Since Luna Vanity showed up during your match with Alexandra Calaway does that mean you will be making an appearance at the match between Luna Vanity and Jessie Salco where Luna is defending the Roulette Championship?

Bea:  No I don’t do cheap stuff like Luna did. She’s well capable of defeating Jessie Salco and retaining the Roulette Championship. If Luna wants to talk to Management and ask them to put me up against her for the Roulette Championship I would not turn down the offer. Otherwise I will continue my wrestling and when Management wants to assign me to a Championship match then so be it.

Bill:  Thanks for those comments Bea.

Bea continues taking care of things in the background and off to the side.

Bill:  So, Alexander, you saw what happened with me and Iris when that moron dog owner with the Rottweiler failed to control his jerk dog. I ended up choking both of them out with a chain attached to a dog collar. And, yes, Alexander, we are going to be wearing dog collars for our match this Sunday and we will have a twenty food chain attached to our dog collars. And, yes, Alexander, we get to use the chain as a weapon as our match is Hardcore Rules. I hope Management will see their way to strapping studded dog collars around our necks to make this match even more interesting and exciting. For damn sure this is going to be a hell of a fun match for me and hell of a horrible match for you.

HISTORY BETWEEN BILL BARNHART AND ALEXANDER RAVEN

Bill:  Alexander many wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling call me a liar but I always tell the truth. Let me start with the truth of how we stand against each other in the wrestling ring. I defeated you on March 20, 2022, at Blaze of Glory X in a Thumbtacks match by slamming you into a pile of thumbtacks. You then defeated me on July 10, 2022 at Summer XXXTreme X and you retained the Roulette Championship. Then you defeated me again on July 24, 2022 at Climax Control 336 when you pinned me for the win. See? I told you I tell the truth. I am 1-2 against you and you are 2-1 against me. After our match this Sunday we will be even at 2-2 as I am going to win.

HOW MUCH FUN CAN A TWENTY FOOT CHAIN BETWEEN THE DOG COLLARS ON OUR NECKS BE?



Bill:  Hey, Alexander, do you have any clue how many Dog Collar matches I’ve had in my wrestling career? And to add to my comment a lot of those Dog Collar matches involved us wrestlers wearing a studded dog collar. I have to be honest with you that I’ve had so many Dog Collar matches over my career that I haven’t been able to keep track of the total number. Taking a guess I would say I’ve had around thirty to forty Dog Collar matches. I will be honest that I didn’t win every one of those matches but I damn sure won the majority of them. The reason I was assigned to so many Dog Collar matches is because I am Bill Barnhart, and my nickname if Bulldog due to me having an English Bulldog named Iris. The other wrestlers, and those in Management positions, felt it was appropriate to assign me to these matches to go along with my nickname. How about we play a little game eh?

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera and we see Bea walk over and get into camera range.

Bill:  For the sake of this game, Alexander, let me split my guess of wins I have obtained in all the Dog Collar matches I have been assigned to and make it thirty five. Of those thirty-five Dog Collar matches how many of them do you think I won by choking my opponent unconscious with the chain that was attached to the dog collars on our necks?

Bea:  I don’t know all of your Dog Collar matches that ended in that manner but I would guess ten.

Bill:  I believe ten would be about the right number of Dog Collar matches I have won in that manner. Now the next question for Alexander would be how many of my Dog Collar matches were ended when my opponent was still conscious but I busted them open with the chain attached to our dog collars and they quit the match due to major blood loss?

Bea:  I would guess for that question that five would be a reasonable guess.

Bill:  I also have not kept track of those specific numbers of wins by that manner but five sounds about right. So that gets fifteen of the thirty-five matches out of the way. Talking about submissions in my Dog Collar matches, that were not from knocking my opponents unconscious or busting them open to where they were bleeding profusely, of the remaining twenty matches how many of them were ended due to me getting my opponent to outright quit in the match, or made to submit by me, or they were pinned by me?

Bea:  I would say of the remaining twenty Dog Collar matches you have had that as many as fifteen of them you had opponents just give up and quit the match, or made to submit by you, or you pinned them.

Bill:  So that takes care of thirty of the thirty-five Dog Collar matches I have been involved in. Yes I estimate that thirty of those matches were wins for me and only five of those thirty-five matches did opponents get the win over me. I am damn proud of my record in Dog Collar matches.

Bea pulls out her cell phone and calls up the calculator app. She punches in that Bill had thirty-five Dog Collar matches and he won thirty of them. Bea shows her calculator to the camera and it shows that Bill has an eighty-five percent winning percentage when he is involved in Dog Collar matches. Bill and Bea HIGH FIVE each other before Bill launched into his closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS. . .THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE

Bill:   Eighty-five percent winning in Dog Collar matches! Woo Hoo! That means Alexander Raven is coming into this match at a huge disadvantage! How does it feel, Alex, to walk into a match with an eighty-five percent disadvantage? I am sure it makes you feel like crap but I do not give a damn how you feel about that. And to add to what I just said remember that I have two inches of height over you and fifteen pounds of weight. Maybe you feel that my extra fifteen pounds of weight will not be a factor in wearing you down then when my added weight drains your energy and you cannot function any longer in our match remember to eat your words and tell everyone how well your words taste.

Bill flashes a smile.

Bill:  Alexander we know that Management assigned us to the opening match, our Dog Collar match, to show the fans what Sin City Wrestling is about. They could have send a couple of Jobbers into a match to open Climax Control  359 but they decided to blow the minds of the fans with our Dog Collar match. I can see their reasoning in this decision. Many in this area where we are wrestling have never been to a live wrestling event and they knew that the two of us in our Dog Collar match. . .well ME anyway. . .would give the fans an amazing and brutal match. What you are likely to accomplish in our match will be, at best, about half what I am going to accomplish in our match.

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  Our match is not about wrestling by the rules. Our match is not about not violating the rules. Our match is not about going easy on your opponent. I mean, come on, Alexander, I could walk into our match and go easy on you but where is the fun for me in doing that? I could hold back and not bust you open and make you bleed by beating you with the chain attached to our dog collars but that’s not as shocking as your blood dripping down your body, onto the mat, and when I slap you around the ring your blood will fly into the faces of the fans and they will damn sure remember that. I could come into our match and just go for a pin on you for the win but that is boring for me and the fans. No, Alex, I am not going to go easy on you as I plan on beating you down, making you bleed, and making you beg the Referee to stop the match to end your pain. All your attempts to get out of the beating I have planned for you will fail. But, Alexander, I assure you that as brutal and vicious and unrelenting I will be in our Dog Collar match, while I am hurting you and making you bleed, that after you lose to me in our Dog Collar match, for the rest of your life whenever you are in the park taking a walk and someone there is walking their dog on a leash or chain attached to the collar around the neck of the dog you will have flashbacks of what I did to you in our match. Be ready for anything and everything from me in our match as I am not holding back.

Bill bursts out in very loud laughter and at that Bea steps up and informs the camera person they are done with broadcasting their comments on Bill’s upcoming match so the camera person calls into the Network and the Network tells them to cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.




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Climax Control Archives / I AM THE STORM BREAKER
« on: April 07, 2023, 09:02:55 PM »
CALMING THE STORM – I AM THE STORM BREAKER

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart before coming on the air and I will relate to you that Bea is in high spirits and confident going into her match at Climax Control 358. I won’t go into the specifics of how this match got scheduled but there was a change on this Card that led to this match up Bea has.

PRIOR HISTORY IN PREVIOUS FEDERATIONS MEANS NOTHING

The scene switches to see Bea Barnhart, along with her husband and Sin City Wrestler Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, walking around the area near their hotel room in Scotland. We notice the confident and energetic stride Bea has. We watch them walk around for a bit and Bill stops to control Iris when Iris sniffs heavily meaning she probably needs to do her business. After a time walking around they return to their hotel and take a seat in the patio area to present comments for Bea’s upcoming match, at Climax Control 358, where she faces Alexandra Calaway in a Standard Rules match. A server from the hotel restaurant comes to their table and they take their orders then they return to the restaurant to prepare their orders.

Bea:  Thanks for joining us today. We had a nice walk with Iris but I let Bill control Iris on her leash since she is Daddy’s Girl. Coming up on Sunday, April 9., 2023, is Sin City Wrestling’s Climax Control 358. When the Card for this event was initially released I was set to face off against a wrestler, who I will not mention their name as they don’t deserve recognition from me, and then the next thing I know she got removed from our match and now I am facing Alexandra Callaway. I will discuss Alexandra shortly but I will finish up my opening comments concerning why the opponent I was initially assigned to meet suddenly dropped off the planet.

Bill:  I want to hear what you have to say. This should be interesting.

Bea:  When the Card was announced I was set to face off against a wrestler who was ten inches taller than me and carried over eighty pounds of weight over me. Actually I was looking forward to this match as someone that tall and heavy often wear down quickly and I was looking forward to an easy win. She even seemed to try to get people to believe she was one of the most violent storms you could imagine. The way I look at wrestlers like that is they are cowards who have to try to put up blinds to keep people from seeing the truth. To be honest I have no clue why she was removed from the match and why Alexandra Callaway was put on the Card against me. I lean on the fact that the tall and heavy wrestler got cold feet and asked to be removed from the match to keep from taking a loss to me.

Bill:  That sounds likely that is what happened.

Bea:  Now I am facing Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 358 instead of the previously assigned opponent. Most likely Alexandra is coming into our match with the same attitude as others in that she believes she is the biggest, baddest, and most destructive, storm the world has ever seen. Sure seems to be a lot of wrestlers who borrow from the same play book. All the other wrestlers who refer themselves to storms need to know I am the STORM BREAKER! Where I have a problem with most wrestlers, especially with you Alexandra, is that they list all their accomplishments in other Federations as if that is supposed to intimidate their opponents. Listen up, Alexandra, what you accomplished in other Federations is nice to mention, as it probably gives you orgasms, but those previous accomplishments mean nothing as you are now in Sin City Wrestling. I don’t give a damn how many Championships and other accomplishments wrestlers have from other Wrestling Federations it is what they have done in Sin City Wrestling, where they now work, that is important.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea. Look at my long wrestling history. I’ve severed in several Wrestling Federations and overall I have earned Championships and been inducted into their Hall of Fame but I don’t list all of that stuff on my Bio Sheet. Regardless of what Championships, and other awards, I have earned in my previous Wrestling Federations, the only thing that matters is what I have accomplished, and am currently accomplishing, here in Sin City Wrestling. Also, Bea, could you provide the viewers how you and Alexandra Calaway measure up to each other?

Bea:  Both of us are five feet five inches tall and I am one hundred thirty pounds and Alexandra is five feet five inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. There is no height or weight advantage in our match. I will keep the action going hard and fast and I will obtain the win over Alexandra Calaway.

Bill:  That’s the way to go into all matches Bea.

CALMING THE STORM

The restaurant server comes to their table and delivers their food and drinks. Since they don’t need additional items at this time the server returns to the restaurant.

Bea:  The way Alexandra presents herself is truly in the style of Texas where people over-brag about everything only to find out they are full of shit with their bragging. The way Alexandra comes across is that she is like a hurricane the level of Katrina. I see Alexandra more along the lines of a small rain cloud that barely drops enough moisture to put spots on your car. Knowing that I’m facing yet another wannabe wrestler who thinks her shit don’t stink is just another day in the wrestling ring for me. I’ve dealt with enough wrestlers like Alexandra, all who seem to have been created with the same cookie cutter design, so I know she will be easy for me to eliminate.

MENTALLY DEFICIENT WRESTLERS ARE EASY PREY

Bea:  Often when me and Bill take Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, we run into situations where people in the park are doing things that proves they are idiots. I will give you two examples. Somebody parks their car in the parking lot of Sweetwater Park and it is raining and they stand outside their car in the parking lot for fifteen to thirty minutes talking on their cell phone while getting drenched from the rain. Then you have the other type of person where it's a really nice day and it is warm and sunny outside they park their car in the parking lot and then they sit inside their car for ten to thirty minutes talking on their cell phone sweating to death because they do not have the air conditioning on and they have the windows rolled up but they are too busy talking on their cell phone to know they are over-heating and damaging their health.

Bill:  Yes, Bea, there are many moron people out there.

Bea:  And I have one of those morons, Alexandra Calaway, in a match on April 9, 2023, at Climax Control 358. I would use the statement that she is dumber than a rock but I don’t wish to insult the rock by calling it dumb.

Bea and Bill burst out laughing and when they get their laughter under control Bea is ready to continue with her comments. However she pauses as the restaurant server comes to their table to ask if they need anything else. Bea informs them they are good and all they need in the check so they can pay when they are ready to leave. The restaurant server leaves the check on the table for them and then Bea continues with her comments.

MINDLESS. . .BRAINLESS. . .JUST PLAIN STUPID

Bea:  Alexandra you feel free to run your mouth all you want. You feel free to comment on your past accomplishments even though they have no value here in Sin City Wrestling. You are just another in a long line of brainless morons who think they are a gift to the sport of Wrestling. Alexandra you would, without a doubt, survive a zombie apocalypse. Why? Zombies eat brains to manage to continue their existence and since you are a brainless moron the Zombies will leave you alone. Now you may feel that is a good thing to have Zombies leave you along but I am telling you that you are still doomed. Since you are a brainless twit who is facing me who has a genius brain, that means with my wrestling abilities and superior brain capacity I will out maneuver, out think, and out wrestle you for the win in our match. My job in our match is to beat the hell out of you, beat what little sense you have left in your brain out of you, and pin you or make you submit for my win. You may think I am not capable of doing that but that is because you are trying to think when you have a non-working brain.

Bea gives a deep stern look into the camera before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  Now, Alexandra, please take a deep breath, sit down, relax, and let me tell you the facts and the truth. You remind me of another pathetic piece of shit braggart we used to have in Sin City Wrestling. She talked down to me and claimed she was a better wrestler than I am. Let me enlighten you so you have no excuse to claim you were not informed. This smart ass bitch of a wrestler had FOUR matches against me. Want to know the results of those four matches? I won all four matches against her and all by submission. She somehow managed to win the Bombshell Roulette Championship but since she defeated a pathetic champion at that time after she won the Bombshell Roulette Championship she lost it to someone else three weeks later. Yes, you heard me correctly, that she lost the Bombshell Roulette Championship three weeks after winning it. Want to know something Alexandra? She still continued to run her mouth about me and yet she was such a coward that she refused to accept a match against me again. How about that eh? Defeating her pathetic ass four times in four matches and all four wins by submission that mouthy bitch retired from wrestling and she hasn’t been heard from since.

Bea raises her fist and shakes her fist into the camera towards Alexandra Calaway.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  So, Alexandra, what is the bottom line here? The bottom line is that you can brag and boast about all the Championships you won in other Wrestling Federations but that is not relevant as you are in Sin City Wrestling. What you accomplish here is what is important. It doesn’t matter how many Championships and Awards you may have received elsewhere because until you accomplish things here your talk is cheap.

Bill:  Alexandra since Bea is talking about the bottom line let me give you my information. Do you see listed anywhere all my previous accomplishments in my previous Wrestling Federations? Nope! Why is that you might ask and that would be a good question. In a previous Wrestling Federation I held every Championship numerous times and I was a multiple-time Grand Slam achiever. When that Federation decided to close their doors I was asked by friends to join the Wrestling Federation they were working in. In a short period of time I earned numerous Championships including the World Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately for us in that Federation shortly after I obtained the World Heavyweight Championship they also closed their doors. I then got a call from Mark and Christian here in Sin City Wrestling and since I knew them from prior Wrestling Federations I accepted their offer and here I am. As I stated earlier there is no mention of the dozens of Championships and Awards I held in other Wrestling Federations as that is past history and I am in Sin City Wrestling where I feel my accomplishments here is what is important. Since I joined Sin City Wrestling I have held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Bea as my partner and I have held the Roulette Championship twice. So stop talking about your prior accomplishments as me and Bea don’t care to hear about any of your accomplishments until you have accomplishments here in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  So, Alexandra, the bottom line has many items for me to present such as I’ve had to put up with jerk assholes like you many times and one of the worst offenders took four losses to me in four matches and all by submission and then she left Sin City Wrestling and nobody knows where she is and frankly nobody cares where she is. Be ready for that to happen to you at my hands. I’ve wrestled against wrestlers of all heights and weights and all different wrestling styles and I have held my own with everyone. I will not only hold my own with you. . .I will own you! Do you think you intimidate me Alexandra? Proves you cannot think rationally. I do not fear anyone in the sport of wrestling least of all you. This match is going to be overly fun for me and I am going to be strutting out of the ring as the winner of our match. I already know when I defeat and humiliate you that you will run around in circles running your mouth and claiming I am not worthy to have obtained a win over you. Seriously? When I defeat you I will own you and you cannot escape my legacy against you just like the other mouthy loser who I defeated four times, in four matches, all by submission. Enjoy life and your wrestling career while you can leading up to our match because once I soundly defeat and humiliate you there will be little in your lift remaining for you to enjoy. See you on Sunday, April 9, 2023, at Climax Control 358.

Bea grabs the restaurant check and she and Bill stand up, along with Iris, and they walk to the register to pay for their meal. When done the three walk into the hotel elevator to return to their room.




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Climax Control Archives / I WON'T BACK DOWN FROM ANY OPPONENT
« on: March 31, 2023, 04:49:52 PM »
I WON’T BACK DOWN FROM ANY OPPONENT

OPENING COMMENTS BY NARRATOR

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart and her Tag Team partner Hitamashii did well in the Blast From The Past Tournament against Goth and Kim Pain but it was Goth who got the submission on Hitamashii for the win. Coming up at Climax Control 357 Bill Barnhart is facing off against Malachi in what will prove to be an exciting match that will end with a win by Bill Barnhart.

MEET AND GREET

The scene switches and we see Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Sin City Wrestling Wrestler Bea Barnhart who also serves as his Manager, and their English Bulldog Iris, inside the Garfield Sobers Gymnasium in Barbados. There are numerous activities going on in the Gymnasium and the one where Bill is located is what some would call a Meet And Greet area where fans can meet wrestlers and interact with them.

Bill:  I would like to open my comments by welcoming all our fans who came out to meet me and Bea and ask questions if they like. I would like to tell my wonderful and beautiful wife, Bea, that I’m proud of how you and Hitamashii did in your Blast From The Past Tournament match against Goth and Kim Pain. Although your team didn’t win the match you can hold your heads high for giving a great performance. Goth and Kim earned the win and I plan on supporting their team in the Blast From The Past Tournament. As for me I have a match against Malachi at Climax Control 357 on Sunday, April 2, 2023, which takes place in this Gymnasium. Rather than me jumping into comments for the education of Malachi I would like to ask the fans if they would like to ask questions concerning that match. Then after your questions are answered I can present my comments concerning my upcoming match.

Fan 1:  Mister Barnhart. . .

Bill:  . . .No need to be formal with me. Feel feel free to call me Bill.

Fan 1:  Okay. . .Bill. . .do you have history against Malachi in the wrestling ring?

Bill:  I had a feeling that question would come up so I wrote down the previous matches I’ve had with Malachi. At Climax Control 273 on July 6, 2020, me and Bea, as a Tag Team, lost to the Team of Malachi and Bella Madison who went by the tag team name of Sass and Bash. Bella made Bea submit for the win so although our team lost that Tag Team match I DID NOT lose to Malachi as I was not pinned or made to submit by him in that match.

Fan 1:  Is that the only match you’ve had against Malachi?

Bill:  I had another match against Malachi. It was at Climax Control 310 on August 29, 2021. That match ended as a Draw due to both of us getting counted out for being on the outside of the ring and unable to return inside the ring before the Referee’s ten count. Since it was a qualification match to see which of us would advance to the Internet Championship match at Violent Conduct VII, and the match ended as a Draw, both of us advanced to the Internet Championship match. Therefore in two previous matches where Malachi was in the match his Tag Team partner got the win over Bea and me and Malachi ended up in a Draw. Since neither of us has a Singles win over the other I plan on resolving that at Climax Control 357 when I easily defeat Malachi.

Fan 2:  I would like to ask both of you if you two are really okay with Iris dating Pete The Cactus.

Bill:  Yes I’m fine with Iris dating Pete The Cactus. Senor Vinnie is a good friend and we have worked hard to keep Pete and Iris in control of their urges. I am not saying Pete is easy to control but Iris is not the easiest to keep under control either. We simply need to stay on them to ensure that they know they are being watched and if they break the rules we break their dating.

Bea:  It helps that we are putting the scare into Iris and Pete. Telling Iris that if she screws up this dating thing with Pete they both will be banned from seeing each other again has worked wonders. Right Iris?

Iris looks up at Mommy Bea and lets out a snort and then she returns to sniffing around the Gymnasium floor.

Iris:  SNORT!!!

Suddenly the fans begin cheering and pointing at something behind Bill and Bea. When they look behind them they see Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus walking up to them. Bill and Bea didn’t know Vinnie and Pete were going to show up so it is a pleasant surprise. Bill and Bea are happy to see Senor Vinnie and of course Iris is thrilled to see Pete The Cactus. Vinnie joins Bill and Bea at the mic while Iris and Pete The Cactus chill out off to the side.

Bill:  Welcome Vinnie! Why didn’t you call and tell me you and Pete were going to make a visit?

Vinnie:  Nothing better than a surprise visit from your friends. And I knew that you wouldn’t have wanted me to spoil the surprise of having Pete The Cactus come with me to surprise Iris.

Bill:  Thanks for the surprise and thanks for bringing Pete. Look at those two. They just saw each other recently and they act as though they have missed each other for a long period of time.

Vinnie:  You know how it is Bill. Hard for a dog and a cactus to have logical thoughts as both are reactive.

Bea:  We miss seeing you in action in the wrestling ring. Are you planning to return to full-time active status soon?

Vinnie:  Yes but I’m waiting for the right time to make the decision on when I will return to active wrestling.

Bill and Bea and Vinnie have a nice chat while Pete The Cactus and Iris sit off to the side and cuddle and kiss. After a time Vinnie has to leave for an appointment and he excuses himself. As Vinnie and Pete leave we hear the fans cheer them on then Bill returns to addressing the fans.

Bill:  Anyone else with a question for us?

Fan 3:  I have a feeling Malachi will cheat, or obtain interference in your match, and try to steal the win from you. What do you think?

Bill:  Although I feel Malachi is a mentally deficient person I don’t think he is so damn stupid that he will cheat or obtain interference to cause him to lose the match by disqualification. If he is that stupid, and tries that crap, it is his loss to take. Also with Bea in my corner as my Manager, and many of our friends watching our match, I don’t believe illegal activity on the part of Malachi will occur.

Bill glances around where the fans are located.

Bill:  Does anyone else wish to ask questions to us? If not then I will transition into direct comments for our upcoming match.

None of the other fans have questions for Bill and Bea so Bill changes to directly addressing Malachi.

MALACHI MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Bill:  Well, Malachi, so nice to see your name got drawn to face me at Climax Control 357. This match is going to be like a nightmare for you as I am your worst nightmare. I want to start off with the obvious. You are giving up six inches of height and sixty pounds of weight to me. Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .you will try the same thing all the other puny wrestlers tried and that is to try to make the claim that giving up six inches of height and a lot of weight to me is nothing. Nothing? NOTHING you say? A major height and weight advantage is a whole lot of something my friend! Oh, wait, you’re not my friend! Har har har!  Listen up girly man you have yet to get a win over me except in a Mixed Tag Team match where your tag team partner got the win on Bea. The best you have been able to do is manage a Draw but that crap doesn’t apply to our upcoming match. Our match won’t last long enough for you to try to drag our match out to a Draw. I will not only soundly defeat you but I will humiliate you in the process. Deal with that punk as you have no other option than to deal with your upcoming humiliating loss to me!

Bill gives a mean look into the camera.

A SITUATION THAT FITS MALACHI

Bill:  Malachi let me tell you about the time I was called for Jury Duty in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When I checked in at the main desk our group was called to be interviewed as prospective Jurors for an upcoming case. All the prospective Jurors in our group entered the Courtroom where they may get interviewed by the Attorneys serving on the case to see if they will allow those prospective jurors to serve on the Jury or be dismissed. This Trial was a Criminal case and twelve of the prospective Jurors in my group were seated in the Jury Box while the rest of us who were not called to be interviewed at that time sat in the regular seats. The Defense Attorney stood up and pointed to one of the prospective Jurors and asked the man I WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK MY JOB AS DEFENSE ATTORNEY IS IN THIS CASE. The prospective Juror replied YOUR JOB IS TO PROVE YOUR CLIENT IS INNOCENT and immediately the Defense Attorney addressed the Judge and said I WANT THIS PERSON REMOVED FROM THIS TRIAL AS A JUROR! The prospective Juror complained and demanded to know why the Defense Attorney was removing him from the Jury. The Defense Attorney said IN ALL CRIMINAL COURT CASES THE DEFENDANT IS ALWAYS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY I DON’T HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS OF WITNESSES OR CALL WITNESSES TO TESTIFY. IN FACT ME AND MY CLIENT CAN SIT OFF IN A CORNER AND PLAY CARD GAMES DURING THE ENTIRE TRIAL AS THE ENTIRE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON THE PROSECUTION AS THE DEFENDANT IN A COURT TRIAL IS ALWAYS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. THE BURDEN OF PROOF OF GUILT IS 100 PERCENT ON THE PROSECUTION. THEREFORE SINCE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS. . .BYE!!! The prospective Juror was ejected from the Jury pool.

Bill flashes a huge grin then he laughs into the camera.

Bill:  Ha ha ha!!! Now why in the hell did I tell you that story Malachi? If you had a brain that worked you would know the answer but since your brain is obviously on vacation let me enlighten you. Just as that prospective Juror didn’t know how the Justice System works so you don’t know how the Wrestling System works concerning lame, weak, puny, and pathetic wrestlers like you going up against larger, heavier, more intelligent, and more capable wrestlers like me in a wrestling match. It works like this. I WIN. . .YOU LOSE. . . and that’s the end of your wrestling career when it comes to you versus me.

AVOIDING HAZARDS

Bill:  Malachi I’m very agile and I avoid situations that could cause damage because my reflexes are lightning quick and I am always aware of what is going on around me. Although I could give you dozens of situations where I would have been injured, but avoided it, I will give you a recent one that happened about three weeks ago. I was taking Iris to Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for a walk. I put her in my Hyundai Santa Fe and we drove to the park. When I came out of our housing development I went down Paden Drive to get to Lawrenceville Highway to get to Sweetwater Park. One section of Paden Drive has the drivers driving towards Lawrenceville Highway to start going downhill after they pass a recent housing development. The people driving up Paden Drive towards Cruse Road are coming up the hill. As I started to drive by the housing development, going the legal speed limit of 40 miles per hour, coming uphill in the opposite direction was an orange colored sedan on MY side of the road and they were fully over the double yellow line in the middle of the street. Fortunately my reactions are lightning quick, and my vision is superb, so that I hit the brakes on my Santa Fe, which has both a great braking system and an automatic anti-crash device installed, and I was able to quickly stop and the orange car managed to swerve back into their lane and in the process they missed hitting my vehicle and nearly crashed into the car they were trying to pass. How close did they come to hitting me head-on with their reckless driving? I estimate it was less than ten feet and ten feet isn’t a long distance with cars traveling at that speed with one of them coming head on at you.

Bill does a fist pump to show he was exceptionally quick to react to avoid a head-on collision from a reckless and incompetent driver.

Bill:  Why did I tell you this item Malachi? To prove that I have exceptionally fast responses, excellent vision, and the ability to take a nearly horrific and possibly deadly situation and turn it around in my favor. Yes, Malachi, I will do the same to you in our match. I will be countering your moves and holds before you have a chance to try to carry them out. You will lose to me so quickly that you won’t know what hit you. And, Malachi, you can say anything you want leading up to our match but all that you will say are lies. There’s a saying that goes HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING? and the answer is THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING! Well, Malachi, your lips are moving so that means you are lying. Lies are not going to get you a win in our match but your lying will earn you the loss.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Malachi I wish to begin my closing comments by giving you an incident that happened while me and Bea took Iris, our English Bulldog, to Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for a walk. Take in the entire story as what happened in the park that day as it relates to you. We started our walk from where we parked my Hyundai Santa Fe which is near the restrooms and the children’s play area. We walked up the hill, through the picnic tables area, then down past the back side of the children’s play area, then onto the main trail that goes through the trees which are behind the Pavilion. When we exited from the main trail from under the trees we were on the opposite side of the park from where the restrooms and children’s play area are located and the distance was around three hundred feet. As we started walking up the trail past the tennis courts and volleyball area we heard a car alarm go off. I looked across the park and saw a blue car parked two spaces from where I parked my Hyundai Santa Fe and that blue vehicle was the one with the car alarm going off and with the horn honking and lights flashing. I noticed the passenger door of the car was open and it appeared that someone was sitting in the passenger seat. After five minutes the car alarm went silent but one minute later it went off again. Yes the person was still sitting in the car with the car door open. They didn’t try to turn off the car alarm and nobody else came over to turn it off. This cycle repeated numerous times and both me and Bea are wondering how anyone can be that damn stupid. Finally after twenty to thirty minutes of the car alarm sounding, then resetting, then sounding again and again and again, a woman walks up from the children’s play area and clicks the remote for her car and turns the car alarm off. Now here’s the part that makes us shake our heads in disbelief. The car was parked near the restrooms and the restrooms are about thirty feet from the children’s play area. Since we were over three hundred feet away and heard the car alarm going off numerous times how in the hell didn’t the woman, who was the owner of the car, not hear it when she had her son in the children’s play area and was about thirty feet from the car? To add to her stupidity you have to take into account that at a distance of thirty feet she could have pulled out her remote, pointed it at her car, and disarmed the alarm but she didn’t do that. We are not sure if this should be classified as stupidity, or laziness, or both, but the incident damn sure made both the woman and her male passenger in her car look ignorant.

Bill looks wide-eyed into the camera then continues with his comments.

Bill:  Malachi I told you that incident with the two morons in Sweetwater Park with the car alarm issue for a very good reason. Just as they stood there, dumbfounded, why their car alarm was going off, but not having enough common sense to disarm the car by clicking the remote, so I see your dumbfounded look when you realize you have to enter the wrestling ring and take a beating from me. Just as the owner of the car in the park could have quickly disarmed the alarm and not make themselves look more stupid than they already made themselves look, they just added stupidity and incompetence on top of their stupidity and incompetence. Yeah, Malachi, I see you being as incompetent, or more incompetent, than those two morons in Sweetwater Park on that day. Simply stated your incompetence earns a win for me.

Bill grins into the camera.

Bill:  Malachi, I will close my air time now as I know your brain is totally fried as you try to process all the truth I have sent your way.  So, in closing, I want to present to you the words of the song, I WON’T BACK DOWN by Tom Petty. These lyrics are perfect to let you, and everyone else, know that I never back from from anyone or anything. The lyrics are:  I WON’T BACK DOWN. . .NO I WON’T BACK DOWN. . .THOUGH YOU STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL. . .I WON’T BACK DOWN. Malachi I hope you have fun in your life leading up to our match at Climax Control 357 because no matter what you attempt in our match I will always be one step ahead of you and I won’t back down. Your destruction at my hands is my pleasure. Enjoy your loss to me as I am damn sure going to enjoy my win over you!

Bea tells the camera person they are done with Bill’s comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.



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* Hitamashii used by permission of Handler *

MIXED FEELINGS FOR BLAST FROM THE PAST MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

NARRATOR OPENING COMMENTS

Narrator:  Welcome to my opening comments for Bea Barnhart’s mixed tag team match, with her partner Hitamashii, as they face off against the mixed tag team of Goth and Kim Pain, in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Bea told me she has mixed feelings about this Blast From The Past Tournament match but she didn’t give me specifics. I will leave my opening comments there to allow Bea to fill you in on everything else including why she has mixed feelings about this match.

AT BEA’S HOTEL IN KELOWNA BRITISH COLUMBIA

The scene cuts to the hotel where Bea Barnhart is staying during this tour in Canada, specifically in Kelowna, British Columbia, at Prospera Place. Their hotel room is nicer than what they normally obtain when they are in the United States but we were told that is because they wanted to enjoy the luxury of having an above-average hotel room. Although Bill is not wrestling at this event he and Iris accompanied Bea on this leg of the tour to provide support and to cheer her on in her Blast From The Past Match. When the camera person informs Bea they are ready to go to live broadcasting she asks Bill and Iris to step out of the room so that they don’t inadvertently walk into camera range or make noise that distracts the viewers. Bill and Iris move into the bedroom and close the door so they are not likely to interrupt Bea during her presentation of comments leading up to her Blast From The Past Tournament match against the team of Goth and Kim Pain.

Bea:  Thanks for tuning in to listen to my comments for Climax Control 356 where me and my tag team partner, Hitamashii, are facing off against the tag team of Goth and Kim Pain. I have mixed feelings for this match and I will get into those comments in a moment. First I wish to tell Hitamashii how thrilled I am that he was selected as my tag team partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. One reason is that Hitamashii is an exceptionally talented wrestler and he has held numerous Championships in Sin City Wrestling. Another reason is that we are both Asians with Hitamashii originally from Japan and I’m originally from The Philippines. Although there is a lot of Asian hate out there I know the majority of the fans support our team in the Tournament.

Bea claps her hands to show that the majority of the fans are cheering her team on in the Tournament.

Bea:  Next I wish to let everyone know why I applaud our team and feel we are well over the heads of Goth and Kim Pain. Although I can assume many Goth and Kim supporters are laughing at my comments they won’t be laughing when me and Hitamashii advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament while Goth and Kim Pain go home and cry into their pillows. Just to show you that I do my research here are some numbers for you all to consider. Although Goth is 6 feet 4 inches and 239 pounds and Hitamashii is 5 feet 8 inches and 192 pounds over the years Hitamashii has done exceptionally well against larger opponents. This Blast From The Past Match will not be any different than the other times when Hitamashii earned a victory over a taller and heavier opponent. But, you ask, what if you, Bea, are stuck in the ring against Kim Pain and it comes down to you or her getting the win to advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Great question and I have a great answer. I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 130 pounds in weight while Kim comes into this match at 5 feet 8 inches and 130 pounds. Having e inches of height over me is not an advantage. It just means that when I destroy I will prove, once again, that I’m the better wrestler in a match. If you don’t want to support me and Hitamashii that’s your choice to make. When we eliminate Goth and Kim from the Blast From The Past Tournament that leaves you without them for you to cheer for them.

A SHORT BREAK

We hear the bedroom door in the hotel room open and when the camera person swings their camera we see Bill has opened the door and is looking out to get Bea’s attention. The camera person returns the focus of their camera to Bea to get her reaction.

Bea:  Well, Bill, I know this must be something important so please tell me what you need so we can get it done and I can continue with my comments for my Blast From The Past Tournament match.

Bill:  Sorry to disturb you while you are presenting comments for your upcoming match but I was just informed that Senor Vinnie is bringing Pete the Cactus here to pick up Iris for a dinner date. Me and Vinnie want to act as their conscious during their dinner date so me and Iris need to come out of the bedroom so we can wait for Vinnie and Pete in the hallway outside our dressing room.

Bea:  Have a nice time. Also it is comforting to know that you and Vinnie will be keeping a close watch on Pete and Iris. Please call me before you start on your way back to our hotel room as I may not be done with my comments at that time. If that is the case I will let you know and you and Iris can wait in the hallway outside of our dressing room or down in the hotel lobby and I will call you when my presentation is done.

Bill:  Thanks Bea! Let’s get ready for your dinner date with Pete the Cactus!

Iris:  Woof! Bark! Snort! (translation:  Woo hoo! A dinner date with Pete the Cactus!)

OBSERVATIONS

Bea watches as Bill and Iris quietly exit their hotel room and walk into the hallway then they quietly close the hotel room door behind them. Bea lets out a sigh knowing Bill and Iris should be gone for at least one or two hours so she has time to present comments for her upcoming match without further interruptions.

Bea:  I’m sick of jerks in the business treating me like crap! I may not be the best wrestler in the wrestling world but I’m damn sure not at the bottom of the heap. During the Blast From The Past Tournament everyone will see how well I work with my partner Hitamashii and how well I take care of opponents. I feel our team has a good shot at winning the Tournament as Hitamashii is a team player. In previous Blast From The Past Tournaments both me and Bill were stuck with partners who worked against us instead of working for the benefit of our team. With Hitamashii on my team I know we have a great chance of winning this Tournament. This should be amusing because if you look at the pairings of the other teams you notice that most of them mix together like oil and water.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  People tend to believe that when they don’t like you, and when they hurl insulting and demeaning comments at you, that it affects you negatively as they feel they have made you feel poorly about yourself. As for me and Bill whether you like us or not doesn’t dictate how we feel about ourselves or how we perform in the wrestling ring. If you want to hate on us, especially since we are Asians, and you want to hurl stupid vile comments and insults our way then go for it. Whatever you attempt to do in talking down to us doesn’t dictate how we perform in the ring.

Bea rolls her eyes due to the fact that the level of Asian hate in the world is increasing and nobody gives a damn about the hate being spread around because those people don’t seem to care when racist and negative comments are thrown around when it concerns Asians. But when it concerns their ethnic background they feel that they need to complain about it. People need to understand that this situation is not a one-way street as traffic goes both directions.

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS

Bea: Let me be honest with you. I have to be honest because the majority of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are liars. I have held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with my husband Bill. Although to date that is the only Championship I’ve earned I am devastating in the ring. I am great with submissions and you can ask Violent Amelia Holt as she lost to me numerous times by submission. My partner, Hitamashii, worked in Sin City Underground and he held six Championships during his time there. As for Kim Pain all I got doing a search of her name under Championships was a blank screen. Well not a totally blank screen but a list of some off-the-wall Championships she claimed to have held in some obscure wrestling federations. As for Goth? I can’t say anything but good things about what Goth has accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. I was able to locate that he held Championships in Sin City Wrestling 10 times and there may be other Championships I didn’t see listed.

Bea gives a deep look and a smile into the camera.

Bea:  So what does all of that mean to me and Hitamashii? It means we are facing two opponents who, when combined, adds up to around one and a half opponents. Our team, on the other hand, adds up to two full blown opponents. The bottom line is me and Hitamashii will win and move on in the Blast From The Past Tournament while Goth and Kim will go home to stop the pain from their hurt pride.

PETE THE CACTUS AND IRIS RETURN FROM THEIR DINNER DATE

Bill calls Bea on her cell phone to let her know they are coming down the hallway to return to the hotel room. Bea excuses herself and opens the hotel room door for Bill, Vinnie, Pete the Cactus, and Iris enter the room. After Vinnie and Pete thank Bea for allowing Iris to go on a dinner with Pete they exit the hotel room and it comes down to Bea, Bill, and Iris.

Bea:  So. . .how did the dinner date go?

Bill:  Iris and Pete behaved and they had a great dinner date.

Iris smiles and spins around showing how happy she is on how her dinner date with Pete the Cactus went.

Bea:  Okay, Iris, time for you to get ready for bed. Daddy Bill will be in the bedroom shortly. You get ready for bed and he will be there with you soon.

Iris turns around and walks into the bedroom and she closes the bedroom door behind her. Bea then looks sternly into Bill’s eyes.

Bea:  Bill be honest with me. Did Iris and Pete really behave? They didn’t do anything sneaky? And they had a great time? Yes Pete and Iris behaved. No they didn’t do anything sneaky or illegal. And, yes, they had a great time. You can rest assured Pete and Iris don’t want to ruin their relationship so you can stop worrying. Now if you will excuse me I’m going to bed with Iris. Just let us know when you come to the bedroom after your presentation is over.

Bill walks to the bedroom and enters and he closes the door behind him. Bea is surprised that Pete and Iris behaved but she believes them.

CLOSING COMMENTS. . .MIXED FEELINGS

Bea:  As the Narrator mentioned in his opening comments I did call and talk to him and told him I have mixed feelings about this Blast From The Past Tournament match where me and my partner, Hitamashii, face off against the team of Goth and Kim Pain. To show you I’ve nothing to hide, and that it is my extreme pleasure to be teamed with Hitamashii in the Tournament, I will have Hitamashii on a call on my cell phone so you can hear my conversation with me.

Bea calls Hitamashii and they are now both live on their cell phones.

Bea:  Welcome to my camera time as I’m in the process of airing comments on our Blast From The Past Tournament match on Sunday, First I would like to state Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu for being my Tag Team Partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament.

Hitamashii:  Maraming salamat Bea! I see you studied a bit of the Japanese language. In response to your comment I want everyone to know that I thank you that you are my tag team partner for the Tournament.

Bea:  Wow! You have been learning some Tagalog! Thank you for thanking me for my comment in Tagalog. I will be honest with everyone that I am not fluent in Japanese as I am in Tagalog from the Philippines and English from the United States. I am just showing that I took the time to show that I do my research to give you a few phrases in Japanese. One of the reasons I am pleased to have you as my Tag Team partner is that Anata wa subarashī resurādesu as you are a great wrestler.

Hitamashii:  That’s a very nice comment that you feel I am a great wrestler Bea. I feel you are a great wrestler also and that makes us one of the teams with a great chance of winning the Tournament and I will also state my appreciation of your wrestling skills in Tagalog with Ikaw naman ay isang malaking mambubuno.

Bea:  I’m enjoying our back and forth using Japanese and Tagalog even though I am not fluent in Japanese. And in response to your last comment I will say Watashitachiha tōnamento ni kachimasu as I firmly believe we are going to win the Tournament.

Hitamashii:   I am also enjoying our back and forth in Japanese and Tagalog. It shows our respect and admiration of each other. Before I have to end our call I will state, in Tagalog, with  oo kami ay mananalo, which means, YES WE WILL WIN. I appreciate you calling me to have me involved in your comments on our upcoming match. Sorry to run off but I have an appointment to get to. Bye!

Bea:  Bye and thanks for being my Tag Team Partner.

Bea ends the call on her cell phone and then she looks into the camera to give her closing comments for today.

Bea:  In closing I wish to inform our opponents, Goth and Kim Pain, that I have mixed feelings about our match on Sunday. I’m sure you are wondering why I have mixed feelings about our match and that is something to make you wonder. The feelings I have start out with elation and bravery and the fact that I am proud to have Hitamashii as my Tag Team partner for the Blast From The Past Tournament. But I also feel sad, for you two, as one of you is a reasonably good and accomplished wrestler and I feel bad that we will send you home a loser in the Tournament, and the other one is an incompetent bitch of a wrestler who thinks her shit don’t stink so we feel overjoyed to teach her some manners and send her packing. To be honest I never feel bad when I defeat an opponent. To be honest I don’t care what happens to your two careers after me and Hitamashii defeat you and eliminate you from the Tournament. No matter how you feel or what you think the bottom line is that you two are losing to us and as we advance toward the finals in the Blast From The Past Tournament. But you two can still watch the remainder of the Tournament on television. I’m sorry that me and Hitamashii have to destroy your team’s dream in the Tournament but someone has to do it so it might as well be us. I finally have a partner in the Tournament who works well with me instead of the previous partners I had in the Blast From The Past Tournament who attacked me, their partner, more than they attacked our opponents. The world has their eyes on me and Hitamashii and they will not be disappointed by our performance. With that said I will see you two, Goth and Kim, this Sunday, at Climax Control 356, and we will eliminate you from the Blast From The Past Tournament. Never forget my tag line whish is HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT – I HIT HARDER!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and the camera person calls into the Network to ask them what they want him to do. They tell them to put their camera into a slow fade to black and they do so and the fade begins to take place. Once the camera shot fades entirely to black the Network cuts to programming regularly scheduled for this time slot.



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*Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus used by permission of Gerrit*

ANOTHER SAVIOR TO DESTROY

Narrator:  From my perspective it appears that something is going on where Bill Barnhart continues to be placed in matches facing off against Savior members. At Climax Control 355 it was Mac Bane and now for Blaze of Glory XI it is “CHRONIC” Chris Page. I will cut my comments at that and leave the rest of what needs to be said to Bill Barnhart.

INTERVIEW WITH ANTHONY AMEY

The scene opens at the Michelob Ultra Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. The camera person walks around the inside of the Arena and we take in the different areas of the arena their camera captures. The camera person comes to the area where the wrestling ring is set up for Sin City Wrestling’s Blaze Of Glory XI. They walk into the area and walk toward the wrestling ring. When they start getting closer to the wrestling ring they see Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting at the Announcer’s Table where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone call the action of the matches. When Bill and Bea see the camera person approaching they stand up and greet them then they sit down at the Announcer’s Table again. They wait for the camera person to get their equipment set up so they can comment into the cameras for our enjoyment.

Bill:  I wish to thank those who have tuned in to hear our comments on my upcoming match.

Bea:  We made arrangements with Anthony Amey, the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta as he wanted to present questions to us for those viewing today. We will now ask the Network to start the video call between us and Anthony Amey.

The image of Anthony Amey, who is at the WSB-TV Channel 2 Sports Department, comes on the screen.


Anthony Amey:  Hi Bill. Hi Bea. And hi to all the viewers today. Are you two ready for some fan-submitted questions from your fans in the Atlanta Georgia area?

Bill:  We’re always ready to address our fans.

Anthony Amey:  First question. Are you are at 100 percent to face off against Chris Page. You had a brutal match with Mac Bane and the fans wonder if you are ready to go in your upcoming match.

Bill:  I did address that situation last week during my comments on my upcoming match. All wrestlers get injuries and bruises during wrestling matches. I’ve been in the business for a long time and I’m more able to deal with bruises, cuts, and pain, taken in a match because I have a high tolerance for pain. For the benefit of the fans I assure them I’m ready to go and ready to defeat Chris Page.

Anthony Amey:  Okay. But you didn’t reference where you are on the overall healthy thing. Would you classify yourself as going into your match with Chris Page that you are at 100 percent, 90 percent, 75 percent, or something else?

Bill:  I don’t release information like that Anthony. Without giving a percentage on the level of healthy I am for my match with Chris Page I’ll leave it at I’m fully ready, able, and capable, or easily defeating Chris Page.

Anthony Amey:   Second question. Why are there times where you defeat a wrestler who everyone said was nearly impossible to defeat and other times you lose to a wrestler who is obviously of lower abilities than you in the ring?

Bill:  I think every wrestler asks themselves that question. Sometimes both wrestlers in a match are of equal abilities and either one could end up with the win. Sometimes one wrestler has great abilities while their opponent does not possess that level of abilities and yet the less capable wrestler earns the win. It is simply something that happens to all wrestlers. There’s no way to go into a match knowing which factor might get you the win or get you the loss. My suggestion is for all wrestlers to always go into their matches with a positive attitude that they will win and then give their best efforts. Whether they win or lose they need to accept that and move on.

Anthony Amey:  The final question from our viewers is why you and Bea have given permission for Iris and Pete The Cactus to continue with a serious relationship?

Bill:  It is a harmless relationship between Pete and Iris. And with Iris being fixed there’s no chance of babies resulting from their relationship. I have invited Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus to come to our hotel room after me and Bea are done with our comments here at the arena. I have a surprise for both Vinnie and Pete. Do you want to comment on this one Bea?

Bea:  Although at first me and Bill thought the relationship was rather strange we figured since we are friends with Senor Vinnie that we should allow Iris and Pete to date. As long as Iris doesn’t get hurt from the Spines of Pete we’re fine. And, yes, I know what Bill’s surprise is for Pete and Iris. This should be very interesting.

Anthony Amey:  Thanks for responding to these questions. This ends our video call and I wish you the best in your match against Chris Page.

Bill:  Thanks Anthony.

Bea:  Thanks Anthony.

HOW THINGS MEASURE UP

Bill:  Chris I wish to take some time to talk about how we measure up with each other. From what I’ve heard, from you anyway, my calculation is that over our wrestling careers we’ve held about the same number of Championships. I don’t wish to try to compare Championships we’ve held separating them by Division. Just accept that we have been equally successful in the sport of wrestling. The next thing is how we measure up physically. I’m 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds and you are listed at 6 feet four inches and 248 pounds. I also notice that while I’m 39 years of age you are 47 years of age which puts you 8 years older than me. I will take those 8 years being younger than you as an advantage. Now, Chris, before you start talking ignorantly, like most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling do, by making statements that I’m too old for the sport of wrestling and that I should retire, remember that when you make a comment like that you are proving your ignorance as you are 8 years older than I am.

Bea:  The Bombshells do that to me also Chris. I am only 31 years of age and yet half the Bombshells are older than I am. They talk crap about me being too old to be in the sport of wrestling while they are older than I am with a few of them old enough to be my mother.

Bill:  So, Grandpa Chris, have fun getting your ass kicked by me at Blaze Of Glory XI because I’m coming into this match to show everyone what the hell I’m about.

BEFORE AND AFTER AND RUNNING SCARED

Bill:  Chris you think you’re handsome and cute like a little puppy dog like the one in this graphic I will show you.


Bill:  Pretty much a good looking dog there eh Chris? But after I get done pounding on you, tossing you around the ring, slamming you to the mat, and several other things I will do to you this next graphic shows what you will look like after the damage I inflict on you in our match.


Bill bursts out in extremely loud laughter and the comparison photos he just showed to Chris Page. Bill finally gets his laughter under control.

Bill:  Sorry for the laughter Chris but you are an easy target and the things you say and do makes people burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

Bea:  Are you going to use the other example you showed me? The one about running scared?

Bill:  Of course Bea! Chris I’m sure you’re familiar with The Muppet Show. There is a character on the show named Professor Bunson Honeydew and his assistant is Beaker. Professor Honeydew comes up with a lot of concepts and inventions only to have most of them blow up I his face. The other thing Professor Honeydew does is to force his assistant, Beaker, to be his test subject for most of his experiments. The majority of Professor Honeydew’s experiments fail and often they blow up and cause damage to his Laboratory and to Beaker. Although Beaker has a very limited vocabulary which consists of MEEP MEEP MEEP when Professor Honeydew has failed experiments and Beaker gets injured we hear Beaker scream out the following. . .


Bill again goes into uncontrollable laughter and it takes him over one minute to recover from the laughter so he can continue with his comments.

Bea:  We are done with our presentation from the Michelob Ultra Arena. We will return to our hotel room and continue broadcasting from there. We invited Senor Vinnie and Pete the Cactus to visit with us as we have a surprise for Vinnie and Pete.

A DATE FOR PETE THE CACTUS AND IRIS

The camera person cuts their camera feed and after a short time they return online to live broadcast from Bill and Bea’s hotel room. We get a shot of Bill, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, sitting on the couch. There is a knock on the hotel room door and when Bea opens the door they are greeted by Senor Vinnie and Pete the Cactus. Bea escorts Vinnie and Pete The Cactus to join them on the couch.

Bea:  Welcome back. We returned to our hotel room after our presentation from the Michelob Ultra Arena. We invited Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus over for a visit.

Bill:  Me and Bea agreed that we wanted to present a nice gift to Pete and Iris since they are seriously dating again.

Vinnie:  A gift for Pete and Iris? Do I get a gift too?

Bea:  Vinnie you’re already a great gift. We’ll find something nice for you but this current situation is about Iris and Pete The Cactus.

Bill:  We decided to allow Pete The Cactus and Iris to continue with their serious dating again. The reason we invited you two to visit us at our hotel room is that we want to present Iris and Pete with a dinner date downstairs in the hotel at their restaurant. They can order whatever food and drinks they want and we will pay the bill for them.

Bea:  Are you okay with that Vinnie?

Vinnie:  I think those two will be okay on their own for a short time. Still wish you two had a gift for me also. But I can wait until you get me something.

Bea:  I hired a dog walker to come to escort Pete and Iris to the hotel restaurant. They will keep a close watch on them and they will also keep track of their spending.

There is a knock on the hotel room door. Bea answers the door and it is the dog walker. The dog walker is surprised that instead of just escorting a dog she will also be escorting a Cactus.

Bea:  Thank you for taking this assignment to supervise our English Bulldog Iris and Vinnie’s friend Pete The Cactus to the restaurant downstairs. Please ensure you keep a close watch on them and keep track of their cost for meals and drinks. If the two get rowdy or out of control, or for some other reason you feel you need to bring them back to our room, please do so.

The dog walker leaves with Pete and Iris to go to the restaurant. Bea closes the door and returns to sitting on the couch with Bill and Vinnie.

COMMENTS ON COMMENTS MADE

Bea:  I sure hope Iris and Pete behave. Don’t want them to freak out the dog walker.

Bill:  They will be fine. How much trouble could Pete The Cactus and Iris get into in around an hour timeframe?

Bill, Bea, and Vinnie look at each other and then the three burst out in laughter over the thought that Pete and Iris could actually stay out of trouble for more than five minutes.

Bill:  Vinnie while Pete and Iris are out on their data I am going to broadcast some comments for my upcoming match with Chris Page. Are you okay while I present comments for my match?

Vinnie:  Of course! It has been a long time since we did a joint presentation on a match. I’ve heard your comments up to this point in time and now to hear your comments live is a pleasure.

Bill:  I want to comment on two items Chris Page talked about and I’ll be as general in my comments as possible.

Bea:  I’m looking forward to your comments.

Vinnie:  Me too.

Bill:  Gee, Chris, I see that you’re assuming a lot based on your comments on our upcoming match. You know the saying goes that when you ASSUME something you just make an ASS out of U and ME. I love your baseless statements claiming that I challenged wrestlers like Mac Bane and Godly Ken Davison. Hmmm…shall we now have the truth presented to counter what you claimed? Since I stepped into Sin City Wrestling I only challenged three wrestlers. They are Fenris. . .Griffin Hawkins. . .and Casey Williams. Those are the three wrestlers I wanted to face off against in the ring as I considered  them as Dream Matches for me. I admit I lost to Fenris and Griffin Hawkins but nobody wins every match. To date Casey Williams has decided not to accept my open offer. So to clear the air publicly, and to show the world that you are a liar, I never asked for, or demanded, a match against Mac Bane or Ken Davison or you. I was assigned to those matches by Management and I wasn’t asked for my input by Management before they assigned me to those matches. Sorry to be hard on you Chris but lying is way low down on my list of detestable behavior items.

Bea:  Well stated Bill.

Vinnie:  Love the comments Bill.

Bill:  I have one more comment and this one concerns the attempted intimidation tried by Chris Page. Oh, Chris, I find it amusing that you commented that everyone has some sort of inner beast and that some people can control their inner beast while others cannot prevent the inner beast from coming out and hurting others. I have an inner demon that I’ve talked about numerous times. I guess you didn’t pay attention or you would have known that and would not have tried to intimidate me with your inner beast comment. My inner demon was inflamed when I was abused by Goth and some of the wrestlers on the roster of that Federation to the point that I could not control it and it would come out and cause me to severely injure my opponents. I was asked to get that inner demon under control or I would be fired from the Federation. I visited my family doctor, Doctor Kim, in Duluth, Georgia, and he worked with me on how to control the inner demon and prevent it from getting out unless I allow it to come out. Well, Chris, here’s the situation. I’m coming to our match not with the intention of releasing my inner demon to hurt you. I have the intention, in every match I’m assigned to, to keep the inner demon contained and under control. However if you want to test me, by bringing out the pathetic little thing you call your inner beast to try to damage me, then I’ll release my inner demon and destroy you. Never forget that I defeated my half-brother Chris Shipman who spent his entire lifetime trying to destroy me but I’m still here and nobody has heard from Chris Shipman for years. Never forget that I defeated Satan numerous times and the last time he challenged me for my soul I put the stipulation if he loses to me he can never challenge me for my soul again for eternity. If you think you’re more than what Chris Shipman and Satan tried to do to me then go for it. Whatever happens to you if you try is your fault. . .not mine.

Bea:  Wow!

Vinnie:  Double Wow!

DINNER DATE FOR PETE AND IRIS IS OVER

Bea’s cell phone rings. She has a concerned look on her face then ends the call.

Bea:  That was the dog walker. She said Pete and Iris got into a bit of trouble in the restaurant so she is bringing them back to our hotel room. They should be here quickly then we can evaluate what happened.

There is a knock n the door and when Bea opens the door the dog walker enters leading an obviously drunk Iris and Pete. Bea takes possession of Pete and Iris and then she pays the dog walker for her services and gives her a hefty tip. Bea drags Iris and Pete to stand in front of the couch and then Bea sits down on the couch. Both Pete and Iris look sad as they know they are about to get scolded.

Bea:  The dog walker told me that Pete and Iris had a great dinner date and there were no incidents concerning dinner. But then Pete and Iris walked over to the bar and started drinking alcoholic beverage. She said Pete was drinking Tequila while Iris was drinking Rum and Coke. After several drinks both of them were getting tipsy and when the dog walker tried to get them away from the bar they got attitudes and argued with her. When some of the other patrons tried to help Pete and Iris wanted to start a fight with them. That’s when the dog walker hurried to bring Iris and Pete back to our hotel room. Bill. . .Vinnie. . .do you want to discuss this with Pete and Iris before Vinnie takes Pete back to his room?

Bill:  *smells the breath of Iris* Well for sure you were drinking Rum and Coke. Iris you stepped outside the boundaries we set for you and Pete so you need to be punished. Please get into the bedroom and close the door after you enter the room. We will have a talk about this again tomorrow morning.

Iris turns and walks to the bedroom door but before entering the bedroom she gives a longing look to Pete The Cactus then she walks into the bedroom and closes the door.

Vinnie:  Pete! I’m disappointed in you! We trusted you to give Iris a great dinner date and not cause trouble then you get drunk on Tequila! Bill. . .Bea. . .I will bring Pete to our hotel room now. I will have a heart-to-heart, man-to-man. . .I mean man-to-Cactus. . .talk and straighten him out. I hope this incident won’t end the relationship between Pete and Iris.

Bill:  Their relationship is safe. I’m just disappointed the two of them over-stepped the boundaries we put on them.

Bea:  Rest easy Vinnie. These two are a “thing” and we’re not going to break up their relationship.

Senor Vinnie thanks Bill and Bea for being understanding and cool-headed over this incident. He then gives a stern look at Pete before grabbing his arm and dragging him out of their hotel room into the hallway. Pete protests to Vinnie but he realizes his protest is useless so he relaxed and gives into Vinnie bring him back to their hotel room.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Oh, Chris, you are amusing to say the least. In addition I feel you are a twit which means a silly foolish person. If you’ve paid attention since the time I came to Sin City Wrestling you would know that I am a fan of the group Pink Floyd. I enjoy their song ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL and I use the concept of that song at times to let my opponent know what I think of them. With that said here is the Bill Barnhart version of a section of lyrics from Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall that I call ANOTHER TWIT IN THE HALL.

I don’t need wrestling education. . .
As I’m the best wrestler in the nation. . .
Chris if you think you’ve got it all. . .
Then for damn sure you’re gonna fall. . .
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall. . .
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall.


Bill:  Have a great time leading up to our match. Once you step into the ring with me, and realize what a horrible mistake you made accepting this match against me, the great time you were having leading up to our match just turned into hell on Earth for you.

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes black.





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*Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus used by permission of Gerrit*

DOWN BUT NOT OUT

Narrator:  After a demanding and brutal match against Mac Bane for the World Heavyweight Championship Bill Barnhart came up a little short with Mac Bane winning the match and retaining the World Heavyweight Championship. Bill, unlike most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, isn’t a whining little bitch who cries and whines about the losses. Bill told me he saw the match as an amazing match and although he didn’t win he holds his head high and he congratulated Mac for his win.

DOWN BUT NOT OUT

The scene switches to Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is the town where Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris live. Today they are broadcasting from Alexander Park in Lawrenceville located off Scenic Highway. Alexander Park is a nice park with many things to do. There are two play areas for kids, over a mile of walking trails, there is a large dog park with one side for small dogs under 40 pounds and another for large dogs over 40 pounds. Iris doesn’t like the dog park since she doesn’t appreciate having the other dogs always wanting to sniff her butt. There is also a very nice Disc Golf course consisting of 18 holes and a very demanding layout. The camera person pans around Alexander Park and then when they are done giving the viewers a view of Alexander Park they come to rest on Bill, Bea, and Iris, where they are sitting in one of the small pavilion areas in the park. They let Bill and Bea know they are live broadcasting and they launch into their comments.

Bill:  Thank you for joining us today. We’re relaxing at Alexander Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is located 6 miles from our home in Lawrenceville. I wish Iris was more into the dog park but she gets testy when other dogs shove their noses between her legs to smell her butt and private parts. Iris doesn’t understand that’s how dogs communicate. Can’t expect an English Bulldog to have logical thought eh?

Bea:  I’m glad that the match between Mac and Bill went well. I know there were people who were claiming I was going to interfere in the match but I’ve already made it clear that their accusations are false. I was concerned when I saw Kat come to the match with Mac but she also stayed out of the match. When a match is fair, and without interference, it always makes for an enjoyable match.

Bill:  Bea would you like to comment on your team for the Blast From The Past Tournament?

Bea:  Of course I do. I didn’t do what other wrestlers were doing which is they wanted to get teamed with only certain wrestlers. All I hoped for was to have a talented and dedicated partner to work for our team. Both me and Bill have been in the Blast From The Past Tournament and each time we ended up with partners who were more interested in destroying our teams than to work for the benefit of our teams. When the drawing for Blast From The Past teams was in progress I got teamed with Hitamashii. I feel that with Hitamashii, who is a very talented and positive wrestler, that we have a great shot at winning the Blast From The Past. I know there are many of the other teams thinking we’re full of crap for thinking that but we are confident of our team’s ability to win the Tournament.

Bill:  At this time I would like to comment on my match with Mac Bane. I have people asking me questions concerning that match. They ask me if I’m sore, especially in my arm and shoulder, and of course I’m sore as the match was only a short time ago and it takes time to heal and recover from stuff like that. Nobody heals the next day in case you don’t know how things work. On top of that you need to know that in my wrestling career there have been numerous times where I’ve suffered serious injuries and the next week was placed in a wrestling match and I still performed amazingly well and won most of those after-injury matches. I have more respect for Mac now than I did before that match. Now please stop with the stupid questions. And if you’re not able to ask logical and intelligent questions then just shut the hell up!

CALL FROM SENOR VINNIE AND PETE THE CACTUS

Bill’s cell phone rings and Bill apologizes to the viewers and he states it must be important for Vinnie to call him while he is airing comments for his upcoming match.

Bill:  Vinnie! How are you and Pete The Cactus doing?

Vinnie:  I’m doing great! Pete is doing well but he sure misses his girlfriend Iris.

Bill:  We will get those two together again soon. They need to pick up where they left off with their dating. So what prompted you to call?

Vinnie:  Bill I know you are hurting physically from your loss to Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. Both of you got hurt during the match and it will take time for you and Mac to stop aching from the physical things of that match. I would like to offer you something that may help you recover quicker.

Bill:  What’s that?

Vinnie:  You know my friend, Lolita, who is the owner of the massage parlor you have visited with me several times. He also does Brazilian Wax Jobs and I am willing to treat you to several sessions of Lolita’s massages and Brazilian Wax Jobs. After all he thinks you are cute.

Bill:  What? I enjoy the massages but come on Vinnie! How in the hell is someone ripping the hair off your pubic area with a Brazilian Wax Job going to make someone forget about the pain inflicted during my wrestling match with Mac Bane? If anything the Brazilian Wax Job would cause more pain on me than Mac did. You remember Lolita did that for me once, as your request, and I ended up running down the street with a sheet wrapped around me because the pain was unbearable. Please tell Lolita that I appreciate his offer but I’ll skip the Brazilian Wax Job but I wouldn’t mind to have me and Bea visit him to get massages.

Bea:  Also, Vinnie, I don’t want Bill to do that Brazilian Wax Job thing again. Bill is hair and manly and to have hair removed from his pubic area and butt take away from his sexiness. I just love my hairy husband!

Vinnie:  Uh. . .okay. Where are you guys right now? It looks like you’re in a park.

Bill:  We’re broadcasting from Alexander Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Me and Bea and Iris is here.

Bill sets his camera on a table in the small pavilion and he and Bea and Iris get in the camera shot. Vinnie and Pete The Cactus do the same thing and they conduct a short video call for the benefit of Iris and Pete The Cactus. Pete and Iris have a very exciting and animated conversation and then it is time for Bill and Vinnie to end their call.

Bill:  I have to end the call now as I’m broadcasting comments for my match at Blaze Of Glory XI against Chris Page. Talk with you another time Vinnie.

Bill and Vinnie end their video call and Bill returns to commenting on his match against Chris Page.

EVERYONE IS DEMANDING A MATCH AGAINST BILL BARNHART

Bill:  So, Chris, you feel you are a gift from the gods to the sport of wrestling eh? Seems to me your ego is a bit too large and needs to be deflated, or to use a better term, burst, and who better to do that than me. I mean, come on Chris, you brag about having won many Championships but we can’t find information about those Championships. I’ve straight up told people the Championships I previously held but I also made it clear that all those Championships I earned in the past are just that. . .in the past. You want to think of yourself as tough and durable? We’ll see just how tough and durable you are when I destroy you at Blaze Of Glory XI. All I can say about your baseless bragging is WHAT THE F*CK!!!

Click the link below to play the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha8tNPmtDqk

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Damn! That Parrot got your number Chris! HAR HAR HAR!!!

Bea:  What are you laughing about Bill? I had to do something with Iris and I missed what you were talking about.

Bill:  Do you remember the video on YouTube of the Parrot that says WHAT THE F*CK?

Bea:  Yes.

Bill:  After my previous comments to Chris Page I had the Network put that video on the screen. I always laugh hard when I see that Parrot saying WHAT THE F*CK.

WHO WILL WIN AT BLAZE OF GLORY XI

Bill:  Chris I need to explain a few things for you. I’ll try to talk slowly and in short sentences so your brain won’t be overloaded and explode. You’re equating how well you expect to do against me in our upcoming match based on your previous performances, in various wrestling federations, but that doesn’t mean shit against me. Maybe in the other wrestling federations where they have pre-decided winners you ended up with enough wins to satisfy you. Sin City Wrestling isn’t one of those wrestling federations that has matches decided on who will win before the match is started. Nope. They rely on the talent, drive, and dedication of the wrestlers to decide the outcome of matches. I’ve never had a win in a match handed to me for not performing well. I’ve earned every win I have in my career. If you have over-confidence by trying to make believe I’m not a great wrestler and a tough challenge then you’re the one who has the wrong thoughts.

Bea:  Yeah, Bill, I’ve noticed a lot of the Bombshells under-estimate their opponents and their wrestling abilities while over-estimating their own wrestling abilities.

Bill:  I know you have been successful in the wrestling ring. Nobody is denying what you have accomplished in the past. But the past is gone and cannot be recovered. Only the future can be approached and taken by wrestlers like me who look positively into the future. If you want to live in the past so be it. I live in today, tomorrow, and into the future. I know what I’m capable of in the wrestling ring and I know what my abilities and talents are. Our match simply comes down to which of us has more trust in their wrestling abilities and talents. I know that person is me and it doesn’t matter what you think.

Bea:  Bill it is starting to get dark and we need to leave Alexander Park and return home so we can feed Iris and then we can have our dinner.

Bill:  Thanks for the heads up Bea. Well that’s all I have to comment on today. I’ll have more comments on my match against Chris Page when we get closer to the date for Blaze Of Glory XI. See you soon Chris. No that’s not a polite comment or greeting. It is a promise of a meeting with me at Blaze Of Glory XI that you don’t want me to keep.

The camera person prepares to shut down their camera feed but before they do so they call into the Network to let them know. The Network thanks them for the notification and very quickly the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and our screen
goes dark.





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Climax Control Archives / THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW
« on: February 24, 2023, 09:16:14 PM »
THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart before I came on screen to give my lead-in comments concerning Bill’s World Heavyweight Championship match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. Bill and Bea informed me they’ve had enough of the lies, insults, interference in matches, and cheating by opponents, and they said they are making it clear that the bullshit stops now. With that said I turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart, along with their English Bulldog Iris, at their hotel room located near the Reno Events Center were this edition of Climax Control is being held.

WORKING HARD TO RESOLVE SOMETHING

When the scene shifts from the Narrator to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart we watch as the camera pans the hotel room but there is no sign of Bill or Bea Barnhart. Iris, however, is curled up on the couch relaxing. Although this appears strange we have to assume there is a logical reason for this. As the camera person continues panning we start hearing voices coming from down the hallway. The camera person walks down the hallway and when they come to the bathroom door, which is closed, we hear the voices of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  Damn! This sucks! If the hotel management finds out what happened here they will be after us to pay for damages! We don’t have time for this as the camera person is supposed to be arriving shortly to air our comments for Climax Control 355.

Bea:  If the camera person shows up before we’re done they will have to wait. As for Management at the hotel they shouldn’t charge us for damages for doing something that is natural and honest. It’s not like we’re doing something illegal.

Bill:  You know how people are Bea. They think some things should only take place in the bedroom or kitchen and when something like this takes place in the bathroom they get all stupid and upset.

Bea:  To hell with what others think Bill! Just stick it inside and push and pull it so that we can have the pleasure of knowing this item has been taken care of!

Bill:  Are you sure Bea? You know that the camera person is supposed to be at our hotel room any moment and if they arrive and hear our noise it might get broadcast to the world.

Bea:  Just push and pull Bill! Yeah. . .oh yeah. . .OH YEAH. . .like that. . .like that. . .LIKE THAT. . .make the room rock!

We hear loud grunting, groaning, and moaning and we’re trying to figure out what’s going on in the bathroom with Bill and Bea but we know it isn’t right to make assumptions.

Bill:  *Grunt. . .groan. . .moan. . .whoop. . .breathing heavily* Oh yeah! Here we go Bea! We got it now! We just have to push and pull in and out and the situation will be over!

We hear more loud grunting, groaning, and moaning, then we hear a thud which sounds like Bill and Bea may have collapsed on the bathroom floor. There is an eerie silence and we’re wondering if the camera person will call hotel management to come and see what happened. However, just as the camera person pulls out their cell phone to call hotel management they hear the bathroom door unlock and they hear the hinges on the door squeak when Bill and Bea open the door. The camera person swings their camera around to see Bill and Bea exiting the bathroom and we notice both are covered in sweat. We also notice that Bill is holding a toilet plunger in his hand. When Bill and Bea see the camera person they begin to imagine what the camera person, and the viewers, must be thinking, especially with a toilet plunger involved.

Bill:  This is not what you think! Please allow me to explain. Before the camera person arrived I had to take a dump. I’m one of those guys who, when they need to take a serious dump, I get on the toilet and do my business. Well I did it better than I usually do and when I attempted to flush the toilet clogged. I tried again and the toilet was still clogged. I knew if I continued to flush the toilet it wouldn’t clear the clog and the toilet might overflow onto the bathroom floor.

Bea:  Bill called me to help him and the two of us took up the toilet plunger and we were trying to get the clog to drain. We tried then we realized we had to push and pull on the plunger harder. That was the noise and conversation you heard.

Bill:  I knew since we clogged the toilet if we called hotel management they would probably charge us for them to unclog the toilet so we decided to do it ourselves to prevent having to pay a service fee.

Bea:  If you’ll please excuse us for a moment me and Bill will go into the bedroom and get cleaned up and changed. We have a bathroom off the bedroom and the one here in the hallway that got clogged up is the second bathroom. Thanks.

Bill drops the toilet plunger on the bathroom floor and he follows Bea into the bedroom and closes the door behind him. After a short time the bedroom door opens and Bill and Bea come out and sit on the couch with Iris so they can present their comments for Climax Control 355.

THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

Bea:  I’d like to start our comments by telling you that we’re going to make the bullshit stop now. We’ve had enough bullshit against us and we’re putting an end to it. I demand to know why nobody gets removed from ringside, or suspended, when they physically attack someone during a match, or before a match, or they interfere in a match, but when I simply react to cheating opponents, and those associated with those opponents who interfere in matches, or help our opponents violate the rules, or they perpetrate attacks on me and Bill, that I’m always the one to get punished and removed from ringside while those committing the disgusting cheating acts, violating the rules, or attacking us, are allowed to remain at ringside. Go ahead and attempt to explain and validate that bullshit if you dare. Try as you might I flatly state that THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW!!!

With that comment Bea flips her middle finger into the camera.

Bea:  In one of Bill’s matches he got attacked while on his way to get into the ring. This happened before he got into the ring and, of course, well before the Referee had the Timekeeper ring the bell to officially start that match. The Referee did nothing concerning the attack on Bill which violated the rules. Nobody else in Sin City Wrestling did anything concerning the attack on Bill. Then the wrestler who perpetrated the attack tried to claim that attacking someone who is on their way to the ring for their match is okay and not a violation of the rules. Seriously? Seriously? SERIOUSLY???  If you all want to go that route then let’s go! Me and Bill can also attack our opponents who are on the way to their match since everyone else in Sin City Wrestling lets it slide when others do that to us. If you’re looking for a war you only have to look at me and Bill.

Bea looks at Bill and she lets him know it is his time to make comments.

Bill:  Well stated Bea! Thanks! I want to take you on a discussion concerning Super Heroes versus Villains. I’ve noticed something and I wonder how many others actually pay attention and notice the same things I notice. With most super heroes they either act alone or have one partner. With most villains they rarely act alone but hire a few, several, or dozens, of partners so they can gang up on the super heroes. I have to ask you to ask yourself this question. If they’re such great, powerful, and intelligent, villains why do they need all that help to take on and try to defeat a single super hero or one that has one partner? Hmmm.

Bill puts on his deep thought look then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  Let me take that concept as it relates to Sin City Wrestling and let’s see what we have. Bea has had many Bombshell wrestlers who have one or more partners to perpetrate attacks on her and others in Sin City Wrestling who don’t bow to them. Same goes for the Male wrestlers I have to put up with here in Sin City Wrestling. They talk a lot of tough talk but they still have to obtain help from one or more partners to perpetrate attacks on me and others. So, all of you who fit into that description of a pathetic piece of shit villain, why do you have to gang up on others when you think you’re unable to be defeated? Only cowards pull that bullshit by hiring friends to gang up on others and then they run around bragging how great they are as individuals. Talk is cheap and apparently you all spend overtime thinking up cheap talk.

Bill gives another stern look into the camera.

Bill:  The bottom line is changing with me and Bea and Vinnie. There are even a few wrestlers that I have made peace with and soon we will be teamed with, and support, them in their wrestling endeavors as they do in supporting ours. Since we know most of you who brag, but need lots of assistance to get the job done, are cowards who need that assistance, we have the advantage. If you attack us before our match officially starts then we’ll do that to you. If you continue to bitch, moan, and whine, to the Referee to get people, especially Managers, removed from ringside, then that will start happening to you and your Managers or Valets. What goes around. . .comes around.

This time Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  We notice that the majority of wrestlers who challenge me or Bea, claiming they can take us out one-on-one, nearly always have to have someone standing by to attack me or Bea, or to interfere in the match, or do something else with the purpose of screwing us out of our win in the match. Only cowards cannot get the job done on their own. I’m sorry that I have to be the one to cram the truth down your throats. We know you hate the truth about you and other wrestlers but we don’t give a damn what you hate! You started this bullshit and we’re putting an end to it!

MAKING A LIST OF THOSE WHO NEED TO BE TAKEN DOWN

Bea:  We’re making a list of those who have given us crap, insulted us, threatened us, either before or during our matches, and those people will be taken down. Since you’re the ones who issued threats we’re the ones who will counter those threats and take corrective action against you.

Bill:  Are we going to tell you which of you are on our list? HELL NO!!! Are we going to tell you what we’re going to do to take action against you to retaliate for your crap or put you out of the game? HELL NO!!! You’ll find out when it hits your face.

Bea:  Here’s the problem with other wrestlers. They believe by giving us crap, insulting us, and attacking us either during or before our matches, that they’re gaining an advantage. Now that shit would work against weak-minded morons and cowardly idiots but not against me and Bill. All you do by your cowardly attacks and insults is prove you ‘re the ones running scared. You have been exposed!

MAC BANE’S TIME TO BE UNDER THE MICROSCOPE

Bill:  Here’s some stuff for you Mac. Remember that Satan tried the same bullshit against me. Remember that for twenty years he tried to win my soul for eternity but he was unable to win my soul for eternity because I’m a genius and he’s a moron just like you are. In Satan’s twenty-first attempt I drew the line and gave him a final challenge. I told Satan he could pick the challenge and I’ll pick who the judges of the competition will be. Satan decided on a dance-off and you can imagine his surprise when I said I’ll pick one hundred of his demon minions to be the ones to vote on our dance contest. Satan was so excited as he thought he knew he had this competition in the bag along with earning soul for eternity. I guess even Satan, who lost to me twenty consecutive times, was still such a moron that he didn’t realize he was going to lose to me again and this time his loss stands for eternity. Oh how surprised Satan was when the final votes came in from his demon minions and he lost the dance off challenge and he had to go away from me for eternity and never challenge me for my soul again.

Bill winks into the camera.

Bill:  Mac let me remind you that my half-brother Chris Shipman promised to kill me and eliminate me off the face of the Earth. He tried everything he could think of and yet I’m still here, alive and well, and nobody knows where the hell Chris Shipman is. I’m still alive and nobody knows if Chris Shipman is even still alive. For damn sure, Mac, if Satan and my half-brother Chris Shipman couldn’t put me away then for you to think you can do it makes your remarks even more idiotic. Mac I will continue charging forward, full-speed ahead, and mow down everyone in my path whether or not they’re  holding a Championship or not. But if it is someone who is holding a Championship, like you are Mac, then I’ll defeat them and earn that Championship when I defeat them. You, and all the other jerks and assholes in Sin City Wrestling kept pushing at us and yet me and Bea held back as we’re not moronic idiotic assholes like you are. However, since you and all the others who who did shit to us think you’re justified in your behavior then we’re releasing the assholes within us and we don’t care who we hurt taking them out to the trash dumpster.

WHAT IS ALLOWED AND WHAT IS NOT ALLOWED

Bea:  Watch all the assholes who perpetrated backstage attacks, attacks on us while we were headed to the ring, or attacks on us before we got into the ring, and attacked us before our match officially started, and who had their thugs attack us start whining and complaining. I can’t wait to hear you all crying when the same stuff starts happening to you. It reminds me of one of my friends. She was married and she would yell and scream at her husband, insult him, demean him, scratch him and make his skin bleed, and threaten to kill him. All this time they were married her husband never lifted a hand to her. He realized he married a disgusting pathetic bitch of a coward so he tried to ignore her and her abuse. One day my friend was abusing her husband again and this time she landed punches to his head and face. Her husband immediately replied by punching her in the face. My friend was so shocked that she started crying and she blurted out: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT A WOMAN! and her husband replied YOU HIT ME FIRST SO THAT MEANS IT’S RETALIATION TIME! Guess what? My friend never hit her husband again after that incident. So to the many cowardly, chickenshit, idiots, here in Sin City Wrestling, who do this abusive crap to others, I warn you now that if you perpetrate that crap again you’ll be taken down and taken out! And don’t run around acting like you’re the victims when you’re the ones who have been perpetrating this crap for a long time!

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT AT CLIMAX CONTROL 355

Bill:  I’ll start our comments concerning what everyone, especially Mac Bane, can expect at Climax Control 355. First item. You all tried to state that due to the fact that me and Bea were not scheduled for a match at Climax Control 353 that we were running scared. Although all you cowards on the Sin City Wrestling roster tried to play it up that me and Bea were running scared and going into hiding the truth is that we were NOT scheduled by Management for a match for that event so we returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of some things to take advantage of the break of being off the card. LIE NUMBER ONE DESTROYED! The second item is that those same cowardly fools then tried to use the same argument when me and Bea were not assigned to a match at Climax Control 354. The rumors were running faster than someone taking a shit when they have a bad case of diarrhea. . .EWWWW!!! Well their bullshit rumors fell dead on the floor like all the other rumors these idiots spread around. For the education of you fools I was selected for Jury Duty in Gwinnett County and when you are scheduled for Jury Duty you must be available for the entire term of that assignment. For me that Jury Duty assignment was from Monday, February 13, 2023 to Friday February 17, 2023. LIE NUMBER TWO DESTROYED!  People even tried to claim that me and Bea won’t be at Climax Control 355. Here’s the truth. Now both of us are available for matches and you see Management has given me a shot at Mac Bane and the World Heavyweight Championship at Climax Control 355.  LIE NUMBER THREE DESTROYED!    So what can you expect from me Mac? A severe ass kicking. . .you lose the match. . .and I walk away as Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion to defend that Championship at Blaze Of Glory XI.

Bea:  What else can you fools expect at Climax Control 355? Expect me to be at ringside, in Bill’s corner, as his Manager, and there’s nothing you idiots can think up as a way to have me removed from ringside serving as Bill’s Manager. Your lies and your attempt to bribe the Referee assigned to this match will fail as I have done nothing wrong. Anyone who interferes in this match. . .anyone who cheats in this match. . .anyone who tries to bribe the Referee in this match. . .anyone who does anything remotely related to an attack on me or Bill. . .will be severely dealt with and you won’t enjoy the outcome unless you enjoy being admitted to an Intensive Care Unit.

Bill:  Damn Bea! You’re fired up more than I’ve seen you previously! If I was in the group of fools and idiots who want to try all that illegal crap to cheat me out of a win in this match I wouldn’t risk doing it and getting severely beat down and possibly sent to the hospital.

Bea:  That what they get if they mess with me and my man!

Bill:  Those jerks and fools should also realize that in addition to you watching things I have Senor Vinnie keeping an eye on things. There are two others in Sin City Wrestling who are watching out for our well-being but I will not mention who they are at this time. Should Mac feel the need to hire people to perpetrate illegal crap and attacks on us then he’ll quickly find out who the other two persons are.

Bea:  Oooooo! I love a mystery! Tell me who they are Bill!

Bill:  Nope! They will not be revealed unless Mac something, or someone who supports him pulls some crap. And if that happens, the the other two persons who are watching our backs will make an appearance and that’s when you, and everyone else, will find out who they are.

WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bill:  In the world of Accounting the Bottom Line is what amount you have remaining after you take into account Income minus expenditures. What is left is your bottom line. Everyone does this type of accounting even if all they do is balance their checkbook and bank account. An example might be that after payday your checking account has $1,000 in the account. For the sake of this example say the amount of your bills you have to pay from this payday is $900. At that point in time you bottom line is $100 in a positive balance. However when you also add into the equation for this payday of having expenses expenses for food and gas for your car you may find that you spent an additional $150 over what your total budget was and now your bottom line is negative $50. Yep. You’re in the hole and couldn’t cover your required expenses.

Bea:  For us the largest expenditure per month from our budget is food for Iris. Damn that Dog can eat a lot! Ha ha ha!

Iris perks up at hearing her name but when she realizes Mommy Bea is teasing her she lets out a snort and returns to her nap time.

Bill:  Mac let’s talk person to person, man to man, wrestler to wrestler. What I’ve seen of you in the sport of wrestling is that although you managed several wins, including earning Championships, you also are like every other wrestler who also has taken numerous losses. This is the case with most wrestlers and you are not an exception to taking losses. With that fresh in everyone’s mind let me tell you about my career in wrestling. Over my 20 years in the sport of wrestling I’ve earned a hell of a lot of wins and a hell of a lot of Championships. I don’t have the exact number of Championships I’ve earned over my career but the number of Championships is not the main objective. The main objective is to give your best performance at all times, obey the rules, and give the fans a great performance. That, Mac, I’ve done over and over and over again while most other wrestlers just act the jerk.

Bea:  When Bill worked in one wrestling federation where Goth was involved Bill won all the Championships available and most of those Championships several times over. Does the term Grand Slam mean something to you? At the time Bill left that wrestling federation he was a multi-time Grand Slam Achiever. Although there are a few people who claim Bill doesn’t have the right to call himself a Grand Slam Achiever due to a new Championship placed into play a few days before e left the Federation. The achievement of the Grand Slam is applied when a wrestler earns every Championship available at the time they earned the Grand Slam.

Bill:  So, Mac, I left that wrestling federation and went to another one where I had a few friends working there. That federation was great but when there came a time when those running the federation had issues on how to run that federation they ended up selling off what they had which caused that federation to close their doors. Fortunately several of those in the federation quickly created a new federation which I became a member of. I quickly earned several Championships. . .legally of course unlike others I know. . .and then I got a World Heavyweight Championship match. I was excited and I went into the match the challenger and walked away from the match as the newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion. Unfortunately, as it goes in a lot of wrestling federations, shortly after I legally earned the World Heavyweight Championship that Federation had disagreements in Management and closed their doors. I was their last World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Bill contacted Sin City Wrestling Management and they graciously asked Bill to join Sin City Wrestling. Bill did not hesitate to join. He knew Sin City Wrestling has some of the best wrestling talent on the planet and he knew the challenges would be there to conquer.

Bill:  The final thing I want you to know Mac is that during my time in Sin City Wrestling I never demanded a shot at a Championship. NEVER!!! as I allow Management to make those decisions. The only requests I made during my time in Sin City Wrestling is when I joined the Federation. I told Management I had three wrestlers I classify as a dream match with them. They were Fenris. . .Griffin Hawkins. . .and Casey Williams. Fenris and Hawkins agreed to the matches and I was thrilled and had an amazing time facing off against them. No I didn’t win those matches but the experience was a thrill. Casey seems to have reservations about facing me even though I told him he was on my dream match list. For the record Casey Williams was the first wrestler to have defeated me in my home town of Oakland, California, and our match was a Hardcore Rules Triple Threat match inside a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland International Airport. One day I hope Casey Williams will offer the dream match so we can go at each other one last time.

Bea:  Everyone needs to remember that all the Championships Bill earned in various wrestling federations were earned legally and  without violating the rules of the matches. Bill doesn’t need to cheat, or to hire interference, or to pay people to perpetrate attacks on his opponents like some of the others in Sin City Wrestling do.

Bill:  Here’s the deal Mac. If you come into our match and you end up winning the match. . .I will be the first person to shake your hand and congratulate you on a fair wrestling match and the fact that you won the match and retained the World Heavyweight Championship. I hope you will do the same in congratulating me on earning the World Heavyweight Championship legally from you as I don’t cheat or violate the rules in my matches. I do ask you, politely and nicely, to prepare yourself mentally that I will exit our match as the newly crowned World Heavyweight Championship as long as you go by the rules and there are no attacks perpetrated. I’m not stating that you cheated against me in the past because you have not. Just stating the saying that goes “desperate people do desperate things.”

Bea informs the camera person that she and Bill and Iris are going to the Reno Events Center to see how many wrestling fans are walking around near the arena even though Climax Control 355 is several days in the future. The camera person informs Bea that they will meet them in front of the Reno Events Center then he cuts his camera feed and the screen goes dark.

MEETING FANS WHETHER THEY ARE PRO BILL BARNHART OR NOT

A short time later the scene comes on our screen and the camera person is following Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, up and down the street in front of the Reno Events Center. It doesn’t take long for wrestling fans to realize they’re looking at Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, and they approach and ask if it is okay to talk with them.

Bill:  Of course it is okay for you, the fans, to talk with us. We’re not like a lot of the other wrestlers who don’t want to deal with the fans. Some of the other wrestlers feel they’ll get contaminated getting close to the fans so they avoid meeting them even though those fans who purchase tickets to wrestling events pay their salaries.

Fan 1:  You are right. Several times we’ve crossed paths with other wrestlers and they act like we are contaminated and will transfer it to them.

Bea:  I assure you we know the fans are the ones who make our contribution as wrestlers worth the expense, energy, and even the injuries some wrestlers sustain over their careers.

Fan 1:  Mind if I ask another question?

Bea:  Please ask.

Fan 1:  There are several other fans walking around outside the Reno Events Center as they are like me that they were hoping some of the Sin City Wrestling wrestlers would also mill around and we could experience a nice one-on-one conversation instead of hiding behind a barrier. Also is it okay for me and the other fans call you Bill, Bea, and Iris?

Bea:  That’s our names so of course it is okay. However if you ask Iris a question we’ll have to translate what she said to you.

Fan 2:  Bea I’m here with my friend who just spoke with you. I want to know if you feel the nonsense of people falsely accusing you of wrongdoing to get you removed from ringside as Bill’s Manager is finally over or do you feel it will continue for a time? I feel that it is pathetic for professional wrestlers to have to resort to petty behavior like that to try to remove the other wrestlers they are afraid of.

Bea:  My thoughts exactly. Bill would you also give a reply to the question from this fan?

Bill:  Unfortunately there’s no way to completely eliminate sneak attacks, backstage attacks, hiring others to interfere in matches, or wrestlers who violate the rules of their match or cheat. That’s the responsibility of Management and the Referee’s involved in the wrestling federations. All we can do as wrestlers it try to get the message across that we’re not going to tolerate their bad behavior any longer.

Fan 2:  Thanks for your answers.

Fan 3:  I’m not with the two previous fans who spoke with you. I’m a middle of the road fan. I don’t fully support you two in the sport of wrestling but I also find it difficult to support a lot of the other wrestlers who violate the rules most of the time. Bill can you give me a good reason why I should fully support you and not other wrestlers?

Bill:  And I thought you were going to give me a very difficult question to answer. The reasons fans should want to support me is that I obey the rules. I support the fans because wrestling federations and their wrestlers would not exist if not for the fans. I can’t change the thought process and bad behavior of other wrestlers but I do work hard to get the interference and violating the rules stuff eliminated.

Bea:  Me and Bill have the same thoughts on this. We can’t change all the wrestlers as some of them will cause themselves to self-destruct due to their behavior. Sometimes the best action is to take no action and just enjoy watching other wrestlers cause their own self-destruction. We have time to talk with one more fan.

Fan 1:  Sorry to get back in line but I really want to ask the final question. Bill I want to know if you were being serious that if Mac Bane doesn’t cheat, doesn’t violate the rules, doesn’t hire people to perpetrate attacks on you, and that he doesn’t allow anyone to interfere in the match, that if he wins without any violations or cheating that you will congratulate him on retaining the World Heavyweight Championship in front of all the fans and cameras in the Reno Events Center.

Bill:  Absolutely! I would do that. I Mac legally wins the match I will congratulate him on the win and his retaining the World Heavyweight Championship. But I also have to be honest in stating that I’ll win the match and earn the World Heavyweight Championship and I will be the one to enter Blaze Of Glory XI as the defending Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Thanks to all the fans who decided to come out and talk with us even though this meet-and-greet wasn’t pre-planned. We need to return to our hotel room now and we’ll return broadcasting our comments once we are in our hotel room. See all you fans at Climax Control 355!

Again the camera person turns off their camera and we have a pause in the broadcast until Bill, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, return to their hotel room. The camera person sets up quickly then they call into the Network to inform them his camera is on and he is ready to broadcast the closing comments by Bill and Bea Barnhart. The scene of Bill, Bea, and Iris, in their hotel room comes up on our screen.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  We’re hearing rumors flying around, mostly from people who claim they heard the comments, and we would like to comment on those rumors. We cannot verify the comments but knowing what we deal with all the time in Sin City Wrestling it wouldn’t surprise me if the these rumors are being spread by the anti-Bill Barnhart and anti-Bea Barnhart people in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill:  One of the things I’m hearing from others is that they want to know if I feel I honestly have what it takes to defeat Mac Bane for the World Heavyweight Championship. I assume they doubt I can defeat Mac since I failed in two previous attempts. I’m one of those people who try to learn from all experiences both in my wrestling career and in my daily dealings with the world. This is what I’ve learned serving in Sin City Wrestling where the competition is at a high level. If you review the history of World War II you’ll notice that the reality of the war in the Pacific theater is that the United States lost the majority of their battles. However I ask those spreading rumors to do something for me. Would you please review that history of World War II in the Pacific Theater and tell the world who won the overall war in the Pacific theater during World War II? Yes it was the United States who won the overall war in the Pacific Theater even though the Japanese won the majority of the battles. As wrestlers all of you should know that it doesn’t count for a damn thing if you win the majority of battles but lose the overall war. If you think I’m trying to deceive you go ask the Japanese, who won the majority of the battles in the Pacific Theater during World War II. Ask them if they feel that when they were winning more battles than the United States got them the overall win. No. They did not win the overall war even though they won most of their battles. They failed to win the overall war. I feel the same going into this match. Like the United States Military who suffered more losses than wins in the Pacific Theater of World War Two, but won the overall war, that I will also emerge victorious and I’ll will win the overall war and become the next Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion at Climax Control 355.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Since I’ve been accused of doing and saying things I didn’t do or say I want to clear the air. Mac we have been involved in four matches but two of them were Mixed Tag Team matches so I’m not going to talk about them. I’ll only talk about our two Singles matches. Our first match was October 11, 2020 at Climax Control 281. It was a Roulette Rules Hardcore Rules Dumpster Match where the winner was the wrestler who could stuff their opponent into a dumpster and close the lid. You did that and you won the match and, of course, no violation of the rules as it was Hardcore Rules. Our second match was September 18, 2022 at Climax Control 341. You won the match by pinfall. There was no cheating or violation of the rules in this match also. Both your wins over me were clean. I have commented numerous times that many of our opponents have cheated, violated the rules, or hired interference, but that has not been the case in our two Singles matches. And, Mac, just because you won two matches against me in Singles competition doesn’t mean you’ll experience a win over me again. Our upcoming match will turn out differently as you’ll see at Climax Control 355. It will be like the Japanese during World War II in the Pacific Theater winning the majority of their battles only to lose to the overall war to the United States.

Bea:  Some of the others in Sin City Wrestling seem to think they can intimidate me and Bill. I assure you nothing intimidates Bill and he never backs down from anything or anyone. . .ever. One of the songs that represents how Bill is as a wrestler, and in his personal life, is Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers song titled I WON’T BACK DOWN. I turn it over to Bill to present the lyrics.

Bill:  First of all I’m not a big fan of Tom Petty or his band. However I do love the lyrics of I WON’T BACK DOWN as it represents me perfectly. . .especially after I denominated Satan and defeated his sorry ass so that he can never challenge me for my soul again. The lyrics of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers’ song, I WON’T BACK DOWN are as follows. . .

Well, I won't back down
No I won't back down
You could stand me up at the gates of Hell
But I won't back down

No I'll stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground
And I won't back down


Bill:  Whether I win or lose this upcoming match against you Mac, to become Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, I will give my best performance. . .I will abide by the rules. . .I will not back down from you. . .and the end result will be a new World Heavyweight Champion crowned in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea informs the camera person that they have finished their comments concerning Bill’s World Heavyweight Championship match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them how they want to proceed and the Network tells them to cut their camera feed and they cut the camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


54
Climax Control Archives / DOUBLE THE FUN
« on: February 02, 2023, 10:50:57 AM »
DOUBLE THE FUN FOR ME AND VINNIE

Narrator:  Although Bill lost his match to Helluva Bottom Carter at Climax Control 351 he told me he has respect for Carter for not giving up in their match and keeping the action going. Now, at Climax Control 352, Bill once again teams with Senor Vinnie in a Tag Team match against the team of Mac Bane and Godly Ken Davison. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is in San Jose, California, to be ready for Climax Control 352 at the Provident Credit Union Event Center.

IN SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA, AT THEIR HOTEL NEAR THE PROVIDENT CREDIT UNION EVENT CENTER, WHERE BILL AND BEA BARNHART, AND THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG IRIS, ARE STAYING FOR CLIMAX CONTROL 352

The scene opens with a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, at The Westin San Jose hotel. The camera person informs them they are live broadcasting so Bill and Bea get ready to air their comments.

Bea:  Bill offered to let me go first with comments. The first item I wish to comment on is the fact that Helluva Bottom Carter violated the rules of the match by attacking Bill while Bill was on his way to the ring and before the bell rang to officially start the match. Did everyone notice that nobody called a foul for cheating on the part of Carter including inaction on the part of the Referee? But when I inadvertently tripped Carter while he was on his way toward the ring to get inside the ring I got removed from ringside where I was legally there serving at Bill’s Manager? Huh? If you all don’t see the bias going on against our side of the wrestling ring then you’re all damn stupid!

Bill:  I know you’re upset that officials at ringside always seem to see things you’re doing when they rarely sees to see things our opponents are doing. That’s part of the situation being a wrestler in this line of work. Just put it behind you, Bea, and move forward. But please keep this item in your mind. My match with Carter was a Grudge Match so that allows for the rules to be stretched without fear of disqualification.

Bea:  Yes, okay, you’re right Bill. It just ticks me off that the officials don’t call things fairly across the board. There was no need for me to be removed from ringside as I was doing my job as your Manager. You continue with your comments, Bill, and I’ll jump in with my comments if I feel the need.

Bill:  Thank you Bea. My opening comments are directed to Helluva Bottom Carter. Yes, viewers, I know that me and Senor Vinnie are facing Mac Bane and Ken Davison in a Tag Team match but Carter deserves to hear my comments. Now, Carter, I didn’t appreciate your attack on me while I was on my way to the ring but it happened, the Referee let it slide as our match was a Grudge Match, and we cannot change what happened. I know you realize that it was a move that some would say makes you look bad for doing it, but that’s behind us now. The fact that we went back and forth, with both of us having the advantage and being on the defense, during the match, I admire that you stayed focused and managed to get the win. We both performed well and you managed to counter my maneuver and that put me in the position for you to get the win. Thanks for giving me a great match and I wish you continued success in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  You just said what? You’re being nice to your opponent who attacked you during your entrance? You have way more patience than I do Bill.

Bill:  Although we haven’t had a talk about the future of our wrestling I assure you that I have things working that will benefit both of us and also Senor Vinnie. Be patient and watch as everything come together.

Bea:  Going to be an interesting match for you and Vinnie at Climax Control 352. I’ll be in your corner as your Manager and I have no intention of having false accusations thrown at me to try to get me removed from ringside again.

Bill:  All will turn out as it needs to be Bea. Trust me on that. I’ve had my say to Helluva Bottom Carter but I need to address Mac Bane and Ken Davison for our Tag Team match.

TIME FOR A SHORT BREAK

Bea informs the camera person that they will take a short break to get something to eat then they will return to airing their comments for their match at Climax Control 352. The camera person informs Bea the camera feed is off and that the Network is running advertisements until they return from their snack break.

THE BREAK IS OVER. . .TIME FOR SERIOUS TALK
Live  broadcasting the comments from Bill and Bea for Bill’s upcoming match.

Bill:  To start my comments for Climax Control 352 I wish to let everyone know that I have a nickname other than BULLDOG that I’ve used on occasion. That other nickname is BUG ZAPPER. Yes you heard me correctly that I sometimes refer to myself as Bill BUG ZAPPER Barnhart. Why? It is because I often have to face opponents who are as disgusting as having mosquitoes, flies, and other annoying insects and bugs flying around being annoying. I like to refer listeners to go watch a video of how a Bug Zapper works. You hang it up, plug it in, and when the annoying bugs and insects fly into the light they get zapped. ZZZZZ!!!  Oh, man, I love the sound of annoying insects and bugs getting zapped. The next opponents that me and Senor Vinnie are facing, Mac Bane and Ken Davison, are like those annoying bugs and insects that fly around bothering people and me and Vinnie are serving as bug zappers to neutralize them. Welcome to the wonderful world of Bill BUG ZAPPER Barnhart!

Bea:  Nice analogy Bill.

Bill:  Thanks. As everyone knows I’m one of the most honest and truthful wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and here I am being honest with everyone again. I’ve been involved in three matches against Mac Bane and I am 0-3 against him. However it should be noted that one of those losses was in the Blast From The Past Tournament. The two Singles matches Mac won the match fairly and that’s how the sport of wrestling goes. However, Mac, things will be different in our Tag Team match at Climax Control 352. As for you, Davison, we have yet to have a match against each other. Since this is the first time we will meet in a wrestling match I would like to inform you of your team’s upcoming loss to our team. No, Ken, I didn’t mumble my words. Flat out I informed you that your team is going to lose to our team. Deal with it as your team has no choice in this one. When this match is over I will be 1-3 against Mac and 1-0 against you.

Bea:  I’ll be watching closely to ensure that you two don’t cheat during the match and that nobody runs into the match and interferes. I plan on having a discussion with the Referee before the match to ensure they do their officiating duties correctly and that they eject the real problem causers instead of always trying to pin stuff on me.

INCOMING PHONE CALL

Bill’s cell phone rings and he apologizes for the interruption while he is commenting on his upcoming match but the call is from Senor Vinnie so he answers the call.

Bill:  Hi Vinnie! I’m in the middle of airing comments for our upcoming match so I put you on speaker so the viewers will also hear what you have to say.

Vinnie:  Before I make comments Pete the Cactus wanted to ask you if he could talk with Iris for a moment.

We see Iris perk up when she hears the name of Pete the Cactus and Iris runs over to Daddy Bill and Bill holds the phone up for Iris to talk with Pete the Cactus.

Pete the Cactus:  !!! !!!! !!! !! !!! (Great to see you Iris! Did you get the special poop bags I sent for your Daddy Bill to use when he takes you for potty break walks?)

Orange:  Woof! Bark! Snort! (Yes I did and they are wonderful! I love the imprints of cactus on the poop bags so every time I go out for a potty break I think of you.)

Bill:  I think that’s enough conversation for you two at this time. When we are all together in San Jose you two can talk all you want. So, Vinnie, what is your reason for calling?

Vinnie:  I wanted to let you know I’m pumped up for our Tag Team match and I want our team to win.

Bill:  However the match goes, Vinnie, that’s how I see it.

Vinnie:  Did you get the coupons for a free Brazilian Wax Job provided by my friend Lolita?

Bill:  Vinnie I’ve told you dozens of times I’m not doing a Brazilian Wax Job as I’m happy how I’m happy in that part of my body and I don’t want to endure the pain. Also I feel that your friend, Lolita, tends to be too “hands on” if you know what I mean. With all due respect he’s a really nice guy but I prefer not to have him fondle me.

Vinnie:  Okay, Bill, but remember those coupons for a Brazilian Wax Job by Lolita are good until the end of 2023. Let’s get ready for our match against Mac and Ken and kick their asses!

Bill:  That’s the plan Vinnie. Thanks for the call.

Bill ends the call with Vinnie. He looks over at Iris who has a sad look on her face and she’s whining because she wants to talk to Pete the Cactus again.

Bill:  Vinnie and Pete will be in San Jose soon and you can go on a dinner date with Pete the Cactus. Until then please relax and chill out.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Mac you talk a lot of shit and I guess you feel you are in a privileged status as you’ve held a lot of Championships in Sin City Wrestling. People like you tend to forget that along with the number of wins in your WIN column you also have a number of losses in your LOSS column. You haven’t won every match you’ve been involved in and nobody in this sport wins every match they are in. Having an inflated ego doesn’t mean you shit don’t stink. I hear the talk in the backstage area from the other wrestlers that when you go to the bathroom to take dump the stench is so horrible they call the police and fire department to come over as they believe there is a toxic spill in the building. Talk all the nonsense you usually talk about leading up to a match. Being over-confident is worse than being under-confident. Maybe you fail to see that concept now but soon you’ll realize you are chasing after invisible treasures. You have been informed and warned.

Bea:  Do you also have comments for Ken Davison?

Bill:  You are a joke in the sport of wrestling Ken. You have been lightly successful in the ring but most of the time it was due to someone doing something during the match to try to rig the match outcome in your favor and with that you emulate Mac. As I stated previously nobody wins all their matches in the sport of wrestling. Everyone takes losses also and that includes you. Be happy taking another loss to me and Vinnie at Climax Control 352.

Bea:  For sure if there is no cheating or interference for your opponents that you and Vinnie will win the match.

Bill:  For sure it will be double the fun beating Mac and Ken down.

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


55
Climax Control Archives / I NEVER TAKE A DIVE IN A MATCH
« on: January 27, 2023, 07:20:07 PM »
I NEVER TAKE A DIVE IN A MATCH

Narrator:  I don’t know how many of you watching today saw the match between Miles Kasey and Helluva Bottom Carter, when Miles Kasey was Roulette Champion, but the match took an odd turn which made it appear that Carter may have purposely taken the loss, or perhaps he was injured and felt that ending the match with a loss was a better choice than risking permanent injury, and it came across as there was a possibility that Carter took a dive. I’ve known Bill Barnhart for a long time and I assure you Bill has never taken a dive in a wrestling match. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for him to explain everything to you.

When the scene shifts from the Narrator we see that we have been taken to the home of Bill, Bea, and Iris Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person enters their home and they are escorted into the backyard where Bill, Bea, and Iris, are relaxing. Once the camera person gets set up, and they let Bill know they are live broadcasting, Bill begins his comments.

AT THE HOME OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE GEORGIA

Bill:  Thank you for joining us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We’ll be leaving soon to travel to Irvine, California for Climax Control 351. Although Irvine is far enough away from Los Angeles, to not be as dirty and corrupt as Los Angeles, the fact that Irvine is close to Los Angeles means that the migration of residents from the Los Angeles and Long Beach areas has brought the image of Irvine down several notches. For damn sure I wouldn’t want to live in Irvine. With me today at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, is my wife  and Manager Bea and our English Bulldog Iris. Before I launch into comments for Climax Control 351 I’d like to make comments concerning my match against Goth at Inception VI which was for the Roulette Championship which I held going into that match.

Bea:  I’d like to comment on your Roulette Championship match at Inception VI. The Roulette Wheel landed on Hardcore Rules, Submission Only, with no Disqualification, so we knew it would be a non-stop brutal match. Even though I was surprised that, at the moment the bell rang to start the match, Melissa tossed a pair of brass knuckles to Goth and he wasted no time using it on Bill. I had to admire her thinking ahead to be ready for whatever match rules and stipulations the Roulette Wheel landed on.

Bill:  I’ll be honest that I wasn’t expecting brass knuckles to be tossed into the ring but when the Roulette Wheel lands on that type of match all participants should expect the unexpected. Even though Goth got the first blow using the brass knuckles I never backed down because I never cower from opponents and I never willingly lose a match just to get the match over with. I kept up the pace of the match, blow for blow, including whacking Goth with the brass knuckles. Although we wore each other down the match came down to Goth getting me in position for a submission win. I had no place to maneuver so I had to submit or there was a chance of me sustaining damage that would take me longer to recover from. Even with the brutality of that match with Goth, and the fact that he earned the Roulette Championship from me, I’m doing very well and my family doctor, Doctor Kim, has given me full clearance to wrestle at Climax Control 351.

Bea:  Bill did you forget about the other comments you wanted to make to Goth and Melissa?

Bill:  Yes. I was looking forward to commenting on my upcoming match at Climax Control 351 so I forgot I wanted to comment to Goth and Melissa. Well, Goth, you stepped up and did what you said you would do which is to defeat me for the Roulette Championship. Leading up to our match you kept trying to explain how you were trying to better yourself and apologize to me for how you treated me, and abused me, in another wrestling federation. Of course I wasn’t willing to accept your apologies due to how much trouble we had between us in the other wrestling federation. When you came into our match at Inception VI you performed very well and you got the win. Due to the fact that you admit to your past mistakes, and how you treated me back in those days, I’ve gained respect for you. When the time comes that you and Melissa wish to sit down with me and Bea and have a talk please let me know and we’ll see where that goes.

APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING

Bea walks over to the barbeque grill and checks the food she’s cooking. Iris is sniffing around the backyard looking to see if the two cats that live next door a have been trespassing on her property. Bill takes a seat at the patio table to continue his comments.

Bill:  There are terms that refer to things that they are not what they seem to be, or that looks can be deceiving, and I’d like to give you an example. Say you have a family in your neighborhood that owns farm animals. Let’s say, for discussion purposes, that one of the animals such as a sheep, goat, pig, or something else, seems to have an injured leg or foot. The man goes to the animal and ties the animal up from behind and holds the animal tightly so he can inspect the animal’s leg and foot. You might expect the man to be closely behind the animal and he might grasp the animal around the animal’s body to keep it from thrashing around. The man is bending over the back of the animal to try to keep it still but he has to struggle because the animal doesn’t know what is going on and the animal is scared. Let’s say that one of the neighbors walks out of their house and they see the man behind the animal, and sees that he is bent forward over the back of the animal, and he’s struggling to keep his balance which causes him to thrust his hips. There’s a damn good chance the first thought the neighbor would likely be that the man is attempting to have sex with the animal. That’s one example of how, often, things are not what they seem and that looks can be deceiving. The man was not trying to rape the animal. . .he was trying to hold the animal still so he could check the animal’s possibly injured leg and foot.

Bea:  Now comes the part where you explain to Helluva Bottom Carter what led you to make a comment that you thought he might have lost his match to Miles Kasey either deliberately or perhaps due to an injury he sustained during the match.

Bill:  The first item I wish to mention, Carter, is that we had a match on August 21, 2022, at Climax Control 340, and you won the match by pinfall. I admit I took you lightly for that match and it cost me the win. Now we meet again and this time it appears you arranged for us to have a Grudge Match. Not sure how we ended up in a Grudge Match as I didn’t ask for that type of match. I guess you have a grudge with me as I surely don’t have a grudge against you. As I mentioned, and as Bea Mentioned, perhaps what took place in your match against Miles Kasey, was an example of those items where things are not the way they appeared to be and that sometimes things can appear deceiving. What I saw during your match against Miles Kasey was that you were dominating the match. I honestly thought you would easily win and was cheering for you to win. The next thing I saw was that you backed off what I consider as you being in position for the win and drop to the mat. Then when Miles went for the win you didn’t move or try to prevent taking the loss.

Bea:  Carter I hope you’ll end up giving everyone an explanation on what really happened in your match against Miles Kasey. I’m sure it will come out that you gave it your best shot and you were going for the win when Miles turned the match on you. As both myself and Bill mentioned it was probably one of those things that don’t always appear to be what they really are and that looks are often deceiving.

Bill:  I’ll give you credit to challenging me to a grudge match even though I have no grudge-related issued with you. Although I feel your anger and rage is mis-directed at me I’ll be at Climax Control 351 to give you the grudge match you desire. Just do a favor and don’t whine, bitch, moan, and complain, when I defeat you as it was you who demanded this grudge match. There’s another term that applies here and that term is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT.

WHO I AM AND WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH

Bill:  I want you to know who I am and what you are dealing with. After the previous wrestling federation that I was in with Goth closed their doors I walked away from that wrestling federation as a multi-time Champion, one of the best Hardcore Champions, and held the Grand Slam several times. I ended up in another wrestling federation before signing with Sin City Wrestling. In that Federation I held all the championships including the World Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately about a month into that Championship reign that wrestling federation closed their doors. That’s when I came here to Sin City Wrestling. Here in Sin City Wrestling I’ve held the Roulette Champion twice and the Mixed Tag Team Championship one time.

Bea:  We are honest that during our reign as Mixed Tag Team Champions we had a very short run. That happens sometimes and we accept the fact that we were defeated for that Championship shortly after earning it. In the sport of wrestling you accept what is. . .you deal with what is. . .you work hard to improve and work your way back up the ladder of success until you get a chance at a Championship again. The concept in the sport of wrestling isn’t to demand shots at Championships, then whine if you don’t get those shots, as you are not in a position to demand stuff. Take note that both myself and Bill have never once demanded a shot at a Championship here in Sin City Wrestling. But even without asking for shots at Championships both of us have been given numerous shots at various Championships. It isn’t a matter of what wrestlers think of themselves. . .what matters is what Management thinks of us. They decide our matches and wrestlers who demand shots at Championships without earning those shots give wrestlers a bad name.

Bill:  So, Carter, do you really know who and what you are dealing with in facing me in this upcoming match? I’ve never backed down from a challenge. I’ve never backed down from a treat. I’ve never cowered before any wrestler. . .ever! Have I experienced pain during matches in the sport of wrestling? Yes and so has everyone else including you. Have I experienced getting cut open and bleeding during a match? Yes and so has everyone else including you. Trust me, Carter, that I’ll not back down, or submit, or give up in a match, no matter what. I didn’t come this far in my wrestling career to be intimidated by a punk like you. You remind me of a tiny little Chihuahua dog with an attitude who runs up to a raging lunatic Pit Bull and starts the fight then gets their ass kicked to hell and back. If you come into our upcoming match with an attitude I’ll damn sure beat that attitude out of you. Be careful how to proceed to this match or you’ll regret your decision.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea checks the food on the barbeque. She takes the food and places it on plates and brings the food to the patio table. Both Bill and  Bea partake of the food and Iris runs over and starts begging for food but she has to wait until later to eat.

Bea:  Carter I know you’re likely to spread the same rumor about me that everyone else has tried to do. You’re likely to claim that the only reason I’m at ringside during Bill’s match is to interfere on his behalf in order to screw you out of this match. Maybe that’s just your pathetic paranoid self freaking out for no reason at all. I’m an officially licensed Manager and I serve as Manager in the corner of Bill and Senor Vinnie during their matches. I know you’re attempting to turn the fans against me and Bill but save your energy as you’re going to need every ounce of energy you can find to last more than five minutes with Bill in this match.

Bill:  Now, Carter, you do possess a very nice record in Sin City Wrestling and I’m not going to try to make it seem like you haven’t been successful. The problem you have is that I’m coming into our match at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds. You’re coming into our match at five feet nine inches and one hundred seventy-two pounds. You’re giving up seven inches of height and sixty-eight pounds of weight to me. My height and weight, and my many years of being successful in the sport of wrestling, will be the determining factors in why I defeat you at Climax Control 351. I want you to perform well so everyone will take notice that I straight up out-performed you in every category. When I get done with you they can send you back to the bottom of the ladder to start you working on climbing up that ladder until you start being able to earn decent matches again.

Bea:  And, Carter, if you attempt to cheat in the match, if you attempt to have your friends run in on the match to attack me or Bill, or if you violate the rules in any manner, we have people watching the match to end you and your thugs from trying to cheat for you. If you start the cheating and illegal tactics we will end it.

Bill:  In all honesty I’m a very nice person and wrestler who conforms to the rules of the matches I’m involved in. I normally don’t go off and brutally beat the crap out of opponents unless they start the cheating and perpetrate violence. What opponents start. . .I’ll finish. . .and my finish of their cheating ways is not what my opponents want to experience. So, Carter, I hope you’re proud of yourself for issuing a demand for a Grudge Match even though I feel your demand was misguided and a mistake you’ll have to endure. Then again you asked for it and you’re gonna get it. See you on Sunday, January 29, 2023, at the Bren Events Center in Irvine, California. I make the promise that you’ll walk into the ring for our match as an arrogant and brash punk of a wrestler and you’ll crawl out of the ring a broken and defeated wrestler. Have fun leading up to our match because I’m making damn sure you don’t have any fun in our match. . .only despair and defeat.

Bea informs the camera person that they are done with their comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 351. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them what they want them to do. They tell the camera person to cut their camera feed and when they do the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: BULLDOG (c) v GOTH - Roulette title
« on: January 13, 2023, 11:12:55 AM »
I’M THE ROULETTE CHAMPION AND GOTH ISN’T GOING TO CHANGE THAT FACT

Narrator:  Bill called me and we went over things he mentioned in his first round of comments for his Roulette Championship defense against Goth at Inception VI on January 15, 2023. It appears that not only Goth was furious over the comments Bill made, even though everything Bill said was the truth, it appears there are lot of people, both inside and outside the sport of wrestling, who feel Bill stepped over the line and that he should apologize to Goth. With that comment I turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, at the Stockton Arena in Stockton, California where Sin City Wrestling will be holding Inception VI.

Before the scene switches over to Bill and Bea Barnhart we see a clip from the classic movie THE WIZARD OF OZ. In this scene The Wicked Witch of the West has abducted Dorothy and locked her in her castle. Before the Wicked Witch of the West took off to chase after sole possession of the Ruby Slippers she places a large hourglass on the table then she informs Dorothy if she doesn’t give her the Ruby Slippers before the sand in the hourglass has all gone to the bottom of the hourglass then she will kill Dorothy and Toto and the three characters who are helping Dorothy. As Dorothy watches the sand trickling to the bottom of the hourglass she panics. In a move of desperation Dorothy turns the hourglass over to try to make it look like the sand has not totally run down to the bottom section of the hourglass. Dorothy didn’t realize that the Wicked Witch of the West sees everything and she confronted Dorothy for her actions and threatens to kill Dorothy.

We hear Bill Barnhart’s voice but we don’t see him at this time.

Bill:  Just as the Wicked Witch of the West has Dorothy Gale trapped and in her control so I have you, Goth, trapped and in my control. I’ve set the hourglass down on the table for all, and for you, to see the sands dropping into the bottom of the hourglass. When the last grain of sand has dropped you’re done and your wrestling career will be over. If you try to pull the same move Dorothy Gale tried, by turning the hourglass over to make it look like there was still sand in the top portion, then you’ll end up with me dishing out double the damage on you during our match than I initially planned on doing.

GOTH AND OTHERS DEMAND BILLTO ISSUE AN APOLOGY

The scene changes and we see the camera is focused on Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, at the Stockton Arena in Stockton, California, which is the location for Sin City Wrestling’s event Inception VI. Bill and Bea are sitting at the announcing table at ringside where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone provide commentary on the wrestling matches. Both Bill and Bea are casually dressed and Iris is sniffing around the ringside area but we’re not sure what she might be looking for. Maybe Iris is smelling a Rat especially if Goth has been around the ringside area recently and his scent still remains. The camera person informs Bill and Bea they’re now live broadcasting so the two look into the camera and start their comments for Bill’s upcoming match where he defends the Sin City Wrestling Roulette Championship against Goth.

Bill:  So the current rumor flying around is that Goth, and a bunch of other non-significant people, including those who are not involved in the sport of wrestling, are upset at my aggressive comments against Goth. They seem to be upset that a revealed the truth about what Goth did to me over the years I worked with him in another wrestling federation. They’re demanding I issue an apology to Goth for my comments and threats. Screw you all if you think I’ll ever apologize to Goth for my comments after I suffered abuse at his hands in another wrestling federation! Goth never apologized to me for the years of abuse he perpetrated on me so to Hell with him!

Bea:  I know you’re not a person who issues apologies, except under amazingly strict conditions, but you could give it a try.

Bill:  rolling his eyes Here’s my best possible apology to Goth and those who support him. *Ahem* Goth I’m sorry you’re an asshole! Goth I’m sorry you’re a jerk! Goth I’m sorry that you abused me in our other wrestling federation! Goth I’m sorry that you’re jealous that I’m a better wrestler than you. Goth I’m sorry that the fans like me more than they like you. Goth I’m sorry that you’re upset that I brought more fans to our other wrestling federation than you did! Goth I’m sorry I’m going to damage you so much in our upcoming match that you’ll probably retire from wrestling! Bill looks over at Bea How was that Bea?

Bea:  Uh. . .well. . .you did apologize. . .in your own way. . .so I’d say it was pretty good if you ask me. . .hard for anyone. . .even Goth. . .to argue with truthful statements like you just made.

Bill:  Good! I’m tired of trying to accommodate idiots like Goth and his fans! What these fools need is a sound education in what is right and what is wrong. I want to take some time to educate Goth, and everyone else, on the truth. Would the Network please put up on the screen the first graphic I sent you? Thanks.

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A graphic of a school classroom comes up on the screen. After the graphic is left on the screen for a long enough time for viewers to see it the Network removes the graphic and we return to Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  Welcome to my classroom Goth! Sit your ass down and pay attention to my lesson for today! You’re about to have a lesson in Bill Barnhart’s SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. I’m Professor Bill Barnhart and I’m the person who dishes out the hard knocks. Uh, Goth, why are you still standing when I told you to sit your ass down in one of the seats in the classroom? Thanks! Now pay attention as I’m only going to review the information once. If you don’t pay attention and fail the class that’s your fault not mine.

Bea:  Do you think you’re being a bit too hard on the student Goth?

Bill:  Hell no! I’m not being too hard on Goth! He’s in this class to learn from his past mistakes! If he doesn’t pay attention and fails the course he can’t come back to me and blame me for his failures! I can’t believe you even asked me that question!

Bill and Bea turn and look each other. After holding that pose for a bit of time both can no longer hold back their laughter and both burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

Bea:  HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

After Bill and Bea stop laughing and recover their breath they continue with comments on Bill’s upcoming match.

ONE SIZE FITS ALL

Bill:  Well, Goth, I’m glad that you were able to withstand my class today otherwise I would have had to discipline you for being a disruptive student. For damn sure you wouldn’t have wanted me to discipline you. I would have had to pound the daylights out of you with my first. Take a look at this, Goth, as my fist is ONE SIZE FITS ALL!

Bill shows his fist into the camera and the image shows up on the screen.

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Bill:  Goth you need to become familiar with my fist as this fist will be beating you to a pulp from the start of our match until the end. When I get done beating you with my fist and win our match you’ll have nightmares of my fist for months.

Bea:  Tell them about the reference comparing you to levels of storms.

STORMS COME IN MANY INTENSITIES AND THE BILL BARNHART STORM IS THE MOST POWERFUL ON PLANET EARTH

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Bill:   Goth take a look at this Storm Chart. Take notice that storms run a range from a Category of Tropical Depression (TP), Tropical Storm (TS), then it goes from Category of storms from Category 1 to Category 5 with the Category 5 storms having sustained winds of around 150 to 160 miles per hour with gusts higher than that. Goth I’m Hurricane Bill and I have sustained destruction power that goes beyond that of a Category 5 hurricane. You saw recently what a Hurricane can do to the State of Florida. I’m here to tell you that the amount of destruction and devastation I’ll inflict upon you will be double what Florida received from that hurricane. I hope you’re prepared for that level of storm because Hurricane Bill is ready to unleash the gates of Hell upon you this Sunday evening!

BILL IS READY TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH NAMED GOTH

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We see an image of a trash dumpster on our screen and after a short time they Network removes the graphic.

Bill:  Goth you’re the trash that needs to be taken out and I’m the trash company that takes you, the trash, and throws it in the dumpster. Then I attach the dumpster to the trash truck and haul it out to the city dump where I dump you out and bury you with the other trash.

As Bill is talking his cell phone rings. He looks at the Caller ID and sees the call is from his neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so Bill decides to take the call and puts it on speaker so we are able to hear the conversation.

Bill:  Hi Andrew. I took your call because I figured if you’re calling me it must be something important.

Andrew:  Thanks Bill. I called you because I wanted to share something with you that has something I feel works into your match against Goth.

Bill:  I need to let you know me and Bea are live broadcasting our comments concerning my match against Goth so if you don’t mind I placed your call on speaker so everyone viewing our presentation will be able to hear you. Is that okay?

Andrew:  Sure. Let me know when I can give you my comments.

Bill:  Let us have your comments.

Andrew  This happened when I was in my early 20’s. My father got remarried after my mother passed away and he met a woman named Nell. They ended up getting married which was fine with me. One day I was over their house for a visit and Nell’s granddaughter was staying at their house for a visit. Me and Nell’s daughter hit it off well. After Nell’s granddaughter left to return to her home Nell let me know something  about her granddaughter.

Bill:  This sounds interesting. Please please continue.

Andrew:  Nell told me her daughter and son-in-law hate the asshole her granddaughter was dating. They told Nell he was into drugs and he was in a gang and they wanted Nell to help convince her to dump that guy and date me instead. She was brainwashed  and bullied by this punk boyfriend and ended up marrying him. A year later she was pregnant with their daughter. After the baby was born, maybe when the baby was a few months old, her punk ass boyfriend, who was now her husband, took the baby at night then set their apartment on fire and Nell’s granddaughter died in the fire. Then the punk who murdered her refused to return the baby to the parents of Nell’s granddaughter, so her her parents initiated and a lawsuit to get custody of the baby. I never heard the outcome of that lawsuit. I had to tell someone this incident to get it off my chest and out of my mind.

Bill:  Wow! How come you never told me that before?

Andrew:  Hard to talk about it before. But now I wanted to let you and Bea know so I can clear it out of my memory.

Bill:  You mentioned  that this incident that happened to Nell’s granddaughter has information that might relate to my match against Goth. Can you explain what you meant by that?

Andrew:  I felt the granddaughter of Nell knew she was in a bad situation but she refused to listen to her parents, or to her grandmother Nell, to get out of the abusive relationship. Her stubborn attitude lead her to remain with the punk boyfriend and it ended in her demise. I’m a firm believer had she married me she would still be alive to this day.

Bill:  I’m still not understanding how that incident relates to my match with Goth.

Andrew:  Goth is also very stubborn as was Nell’s granddaughter. Her stubborn attitude caused her to deny the truth and remain with a drug dealer gang punk who ended up murdering her. I went through that incident with Nell’s granddaughter and I see similarities between her granddaughter and with Goth. As with Nell’s granddaughter denying the truth so it is with Goth that he refuses to acknowledge the truth and the warning signs. I feel him demanding this match with you will lead to his early retirement from the sport of wrestling. Then again, as it was with Nell’s granddaughter, we could only sit back and comment that she made the decision to do what she did so she ended up with something she didn’t want. So Goth kept demanding matches with you, now he has it, and he will end up with something he didn’t want.

Bill:  You know want Andrew? I’m a deep thinker, and I often see things others don’t see, but your comments on Nell’s granddaughter and her situation makes sense with how Goth will suffer a loss to me that is so devastating and humiliating that he’ll most likely retire from the sport of wrestling. It also shows that I did the right thing by turning my back on Goth in that other wrestling federation and taking back control of my life. Thanks for sharing that with us and I’m sorry for what you went through.

Andrew:  Thanks for listening. Letting that off my chest was good for me. I have to get off to other things now. Bye.

Andrew ends the call with Bill and we see Bill and Bea looking at each other over what Andrew told them about his relationship with Nell’s granddaughter.

Bill:  Wow! After those comments by our friend Andrew I can only tell Goth that he made a mistake demanding this match against me. Sorry, Goth, that I’ll be the one to end your wrestling career and send you into retirement like I did with my half-brother Chris Shipman. Since that is your destiny it might as well be me to send you packing to the retirement home to end our long feud. To use a Star Wars comparison, to tell you what you mean to m, and that I own you and your soul, you need to know that I am at the Darth Vader level and you’re at the Jar Jar Binks level. Let that image settle into your brain. Using one final Star Wars comparison remember when Darth Vader told Luke Skywalker that he’s his father? Using that concept I now state GOTH. . .I AM THE SIN CITY WRESTLING ROULETTE CHAMPION AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT!

COMMENTS ON WHAT GOTH SAID

Bill:  *sigh* The crap I have to put up with in the sport of wrestling with opponents always trying to make their lies look like the truth. Bea has the same problem with her opponents. Although Goth made some interesting comments his comments were constructed of 90 percent lies and 10 percent truth. That tells you all you need to know. Well, Goth, since your comments were mostly lies, and you told so many lies that I won’t address them all as I don’t have hours of air time available right now. I’ll just highlight a few of the comments you made, that were not true, and leave it to the fans to decide which of us is telling the truth and which of us is lying. Well, shit, we already know you’re the liar. Are you ready for me to expose you Goth? Whether you are ready or not let the exposure begin!

Bill holds one finger into the camera to indicate his first comments on exposing the lies of Goth.

Bill:  Goth I love it when opponents get in front of the camera to present their comments leading up to their match with me and what they do is make comments that proves what I said about them is the truth. I won’t go into specifics on everything you mentioned that wasn’t fully the truth as I don’t have several days worth of time to list every item you were trying to debunk against me. However I will go over a few of the items to prove I was telling the truth and you aren’t able to accept the truth. The first example is when I said you were not slacking and incompetent as owner of our previous wrestling federation then you get in front of the camera and admit you were slacking and incompetent as the owner of that wrestling federation and that you were falling behind on running the federation. You even presented a clip where I brought you the documents and signed contracts you asked for and you bitched me out and demanded to know what the hell I doing. When I reminded you that you asked me to bring you the documents and signed contracts of new wrestlers to that federation what did you do? You remembered that you did, in fact, ask me to bring those documents to you then you went OHHHHHH and then suddenly you remembered that I was doing what you asked me to do.

Bill holds two fingers into the camera to indicate his second example on exposing the lies of Goth.

Bill:  You stated you hated me because I dressed nicely, including my sneakers, even though the sound of the sneakers came across as a squeak. You berated me many times over my attire and shoes without ever giving me credit for my fashion sense and the fantastic work I did for you and our federation both as a wrestler and as your Assistant.

Bill holds three fingers into the camera to indicate his third example on exposing the lies of Goth.

Bill:  You always tried to come across that you liked my English Bulldog Iris. However you always treated Iris like she was the worst thing to happen to you since diarrhea and yet all Iris wanted to do was be friends with you and get petting from you. But, no, you had to insult and berate and insult Iris as every opportunity.

Bill holds four fingers into the camera to indicate his forth example on exposing the lies of Goth.

Bill:  The last item I’ll comment on is when you stated that you have been asking me to forgive you for all the abuse, threats, and insults, you place upon me. You keep asking why I don’t want to accept your apologies and forgive you for the horrible and constant abuse you subjected me to. What the f*ck??? Why would someone who was being deliberately abused by someone else forgive their abuser only to have them abuse them again? I did the right thing when I turned and walked away from you and resigned my position as Vice President of that wrestling federation. Maybe you feel guilty for all the abuse you sent my way but I’m not feeling guilty for quitting my position as your Vice President and returning to the ring as a full-time wrestler. You can try to put the guilt trip on me by using every dirty sneaky tactic you want but I resigned as your Vice President and walked away from your abuse with a clear conscience.

 CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  So, Goth, you asked why I asked for a match against you. The answer is just so damn simple that you cannot grasp the concept. In your twisted world you believe abusing others then demanding they apologize to you is the correct and right thing to do. In my world I don’t tolerate those who abuse others then demand apologies from those they abused. I will tell you something. After this grudge match you will not have to endure me asking for more grudge matches against me. You will not have to endure me telling the truth about what you did to me in our previous wrestling federation. Even if you came to me, dropped on your knees, and begged me to forgive you and maybe the two of us could work together to take on the others in Sin City Wrestling I will not fall for that as I cannot believe you are being sincere.

Bill sneers into the camera.

Bill: I want to comment that from the time our match for Inception VI was announced half the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who hate me and wish I would go into retirement are now standing behind me and against you. Sorry that it has to end this way Goth.

Bill snarls into the camera.

Bill:  Now we come upon Inception VI and whoever wins our match will have earned it. I don’t expect you to back down and run away from our match but I wouldn’t be shocked if you did. For damn sure you know I won’t back down from any match against any wrestler. Always remember I defeated Chris Shipman and Satan and you’re nowhere near their level of hatred and violence. But I do want to tell that that if you win. . .IF. . .then you can expect me to shake your hand and congratulate you on the win as that’s the type of wrestler I am. And if you win I’ll willingly hand you the Roulette Championship and thank you for a great match. What will be. . .will be. What it is. . .it is. No matter the results of our match I remain Bill Barnhart the issuer of truth.

Bill flashes a smile.

Bill:  I should feel sorry for you that I’m going to destroy you and send you into retirement but I don’t feel sorry for you at all. It will be my pleasure to take you out of wrestling permanently. It will be like our Military. They have missiles and drones that lock onto a target then they  dive into their target, the enemy, and destroy them. That’s me Goth. You are the target that needs to be destroyed and I’m the missile or drone that locks in on you and destroys you. My win over you will be the most decisive victory for me and the most horrifying loss to you. It will be like the College Football National Championship game between the University of Georgia Bulldogs and the Texas Christian University Horned Frogs that took place on Monday, January 9, 2023. The Georgia Bulldogs won 65 to 7 over the Horned Frogs. They set records that are not likely to be broken for a long time. This was the Bulldog’s second National Championship in a row. Yeah, Goth, that’s how badly I’m going to defeat you at Inception VI.

Bea:  Goth while your match is in progress and Bill is locked in on you as his target during the match I’m in Bill’s corner locked in on Melissa who serves as your Manager. At the first sign of Melissa trying to cheat and interfere in the match to help you get a cheap win I’ll be on her quicker than a heat-sinking missile and take her out of action. I’m not going to allow Melissa to attempt to cheat Bill out of his win. Of course, Melissa, if that happens then when you have your Grudge Match against Jessie Salco you’ll try to blame me for your loss to her. Trust me that any damage inflicted upon you during Goth’s match with Bill will be your fault if you violate the rules so there’s no room for you to accuse us of trying to sabotage your match with Jessie Salco.

Bill:  So, Goth, although I know you’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer I’m sure you have at least one ounce of common sense that is telling you to back out of this match or you’ll be severely hurt and consider permanent retirement from the sport of wrestling. If you decide not to listen to your conscience then don’t even try to whine about your loss to me. See you at Inception VI if you still have the courage to show up for our match.

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person who cuts his camera feed. Initially our screen goes dark but after a short delay the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.



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Supercard Archives / Re: BULLDOG (c) v GOTH - Roulette title
« on: January 03, 2023, 12:24:26 PM »
I’M STAYIN’ ALIVE AS ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  I had a talk with Bill Barnhart before I came on camera to give you lead-in comments concerning Bill’s match against Goth where Bill defends the Roulette Championship against him. When I asked Bill how he feels about this match, and how he feels he’ll fare in the match, he replied like the Bee Gees that he’s Stayin’ Alive. . .specifically he’s stayin’ alive as Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart so he can give you the full story.

The scene changes and takes us to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill and Bea are sitting on the couch In their living room while Iris is laid out on the floor in front of the couch. As the camera person is panning around the Barnhart’s living room we begin to hear the song STAYIN’ ALIVE by the Bee Gees begin to play.

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As soon as the music begins to play Bill jumps off the couch and begins strutting around the living room to the music. Bea is bobbing and swaying around and clapping at Bill’s performance to the song STAYIN’ ALIVE by the Bee Gees. Iris, however, seems more upset that the music playing, Bea clapping, and Daddy Bill dancing and strutting around the room, is disturbing her relaxation and sleep time. The music ends and Bill stops dancing and he returns to sitting on the couch next to Bea.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. As you know I’m defending MY Roulette Championship against Goth at Inception VI. That event takes place on January 15, 2023, in Stockton, California, at the Stockton Arena. The reason I opened my comments today with the song STAYIN’ ALIVE by the Bee Gees is that I’m staying alive as Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. My first reign as Roulette Champion was six months. This current reign has no expiration date and I plan on STAYIN’ ALIVE and successfully defending the Roulette Championship longer than I did the first time.

Bea:  I’ll be in Bill’s corner as his Manager and Senor Vinnie told me he’ll be in the backstage area to be ready to take action if Goth, Melissa, or anyone else associated with him, tries to interfere in the match to help Goth or if they try to attack Bill in an attempt to get Goth a cheap win.

Bill:  I need to add comments concerning the town of Stockton, California. As most of you know, if you have been paying attention, I was born in Oakland, California, and lived there until 2012 when me and Bea moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia which is in the Atlanta, Georgia, area. Even back in the 1980’s and 1990’s Stockton was known to be one of the top three gang and drug dealing areas of California. But now Stockton is the number one gang and drug dealing area in the State of California. Stockton is such a vile and disgusting place today that when people are driving and approach the area where Stockton is located they’ll take an alternative route to drive around Stockton even though that alternative route adds over 50 miles to their drive and more than an hour to the driving time. Even though I’m originally from Oakland, in the San Francisco Bay Area, I’m sure the fans in Stockton won’t give me a nice reception because I talk down their disgusting city. They can do what they want but their actions won’t change the fact that I’ll defeat Goth and retain my Roulette Championship.

CLIMAX CONTROL 350 RECAP

Bill:  Everyone saw what happened at Climax Control 350 on Sunday, December 11, 2022. Me and Bea were in a Mixed Tag Team match against Goth and Melissa. It was an interesting rough and tough match when the Roulette Wheel landed on Naughty or Nice and that caused our match to be a No Disqualification match. Bea ended up getting the win with a pinfall over Melissa so we walked away the winners that night and I’ll walk away the winner against Goth at Inception VI.

Bea:  Although comments flying around from the incompetent, ignorant, and idiotic people out there claim the only reason I got the pinfall on Melissa was that Jessie Salco ran in on the match, which was legal under No Disqualification rules, and she knocked Melissa unconscious for me to the get the pinfall victory. Let me make this clear so that even the dumbest of you watching today will be able to understand. Jessie Salco has been attacking me for over a year. Jessie hates me and wants to destroy me. We have a mutual hatred for each other. So, NO!!! I didn’t ask Jessie to run in on our match. She actually has more hatred toward Melissa than she does toward me so her actions were the result of her issues she has with Melissa and had nothing to do with me.

Bill:  The bottom line is we defeated Goth and Melissa at Climax Control 350 and I’ll defeat Goth and retain the Roulette Championship at Inception VI.

WHY AM I DETERMINED TO END THE WRESTLING CAREER OF GOTH?

Bill:  Although I went over a few of the reasons I want to end Goth’s wrestling career I still have people asking me why I want to end his career. Simply put if you had been abused, both physically and mentally, by someone like Goth you would want revenge also. Oh, yeah, the near electrocution of Goth I perpetrated on him during the end of the year awards ceremony for Most Shocking Incident was fun but I wasn’t allowed to end Goth’s career at that time. They stopped me from totally destroying Goth. Their actions makes me put on my impersonation of Ron Simmons as I state DAMN!!!

Bea:  Bill was tormented mentally by Goth who over-worked Bill and caused him to not perform well in the wrestling ring. Goth forced Bill to work day and night, with Bill barely getting enough time to sleep and train. Bill fell into the grip of Goth who was out of control as owner of that wrestling federation. Bill actually had to see a Doctor and that Doctor referred Bill to a Psychologist for therapy.

Bill:  Due to Goth’s abusing me around the clock I was in a state of depression. I was so tired and mentally abused by Goth, and weak from the lack of sleep, that I started hallucinating. These symptoms got so bad that I was imagining I hired a Manager to be at ringside for my matches. It turned out the so-called Manager I was talking to was a sock puppet. Don’t laugh as this was a serious situation during that time. For the sake of providing you with the information you need to know that Goth was a mean and pathetic asshole I’ll have the Network put up an image of the sock puppet Manager named Bill Sockhart.

The network puts up a graphic of Bill Sockhart for everyone to see.

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The graphic stays on the screen long enough for everyone to take into account what Bill went through while being terrorized by Goth in their other wrestling federation.

Bill:  Go ahead and laugh if you want to! I found nothing amusing about the crap Goth put me through back then.

Bea:  Bill quit working for Goth in the Front Office of that wrestling federation but he remained on the Roster as an active wrestler. After getting out from the mental abuse inflicted by Goth Bill was able to return to being one of the top wrestlers in that federation and he even earned the Grand Slam again.

Bill:  Goth has been using many reasons for his abuse of me that other wrestling federation. Instead of admitting he’s mean and evil and likes to abuse others Goth relied on excuses. One time it was the excuse of having the stress of owning and running a wrestling federation. Another time it was the excuse that something that happened to someone close to him tripped him into near insanity. Another time is the excuse was that he over-indulged in alcoholic beverages. It’s nice to have excuses to try to cover a bad attitude but I feel Goth took it too far and I’m unable to forgive him for what he did to me.

DESTROYING GOTH THIS TIME WILL BE EASIER THAN SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL

Bill:  There’s an saying that infers that something is easier than shooting fish in a barrel which is another way of saying something is exceptionally easy to accomplish. Let me show you a graphic of fish in a barrel then you put yourself and your friends around that barrel with the fish in it and shoot at them and you could be deaf, blind, and crippled, and still hit the fish with your shooting.

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Bill:  Goth you know I’ve been waiting for this time to come where I’ll finally, and totally, eliminate you from the wrestling world and I have that opportunity at Inception VI.  You can run from me but you can’t hide. You can send your thugs to take me out but remember I’m like the Pale Rider in the movie that every time you and your thugs think you have me taken out you find out I got away and I’m coming after you to take you out.

Bea:  Some of you may not know, as you’re new to Sin City Wrestling, but our Family Physician, Doctor Kim, at AG Family Medicine in Duluth, Georgia, helped Bill to be able to control his inner demon as Bill went through a period of time where, when his inner demon would be angered, it would come out, it would take over Bill, and many opponents got badly hurt. By the time Bill’s inner demon returned to being under control of Bill the damage was done. Fortunately many of Bill’s victims made a full recovery but sadly many had to retire from wrestling due to the damage inflicted upon them.

Bill:  Doctor Kim taught me how to keep that inner demon under my control. Even with that there were still times I wasn’t able to keep the demon inside of me and under my control and opponents got hurt. Goth you can rest assured that although I work hard to keep my inner demon inside of me and under control there are times I cannot control it. It makes it more difficult for me to control my inner demon when I detest you as much as I do. If you provoke me past the limits of my tolerance, and you get hurt by me and my inner demon, don’t cry about it after I win our match. If anything  you should be grateful you’re still alive and able to walk. Yes, Goth, defeating you in this match will be easier than shooting fish in a barrel.

I HAVE A TARGET ON MY BACK

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A graphic comes up on the screen and we see an image of a man with his back to us and he has a target on his back with an arrow stuck into the Bulls-eye. When the graphic comes off the screen we get a shot of Bill staring intently into the camera.

Bill:  I know I have a target on my back and I know others are trying to hit that target and defeat me. Goth I know you’re not surprised that I mentioned the target on my back as a Champion because you’ve held Championships in your wrestling career more than most other wrestlers have been able to do. Goth, now that I have the target on my back as Roulette Champion, you may have your arrows ready to hit the target on my back and defeat me for the Roulette Championship but you’ll fail. The hatred I have for you is ten times the hatred you have for me and I damn sure enjoy that 90 percent advantage over you. Shoot all your arrows Goth. Throw every move, maneuver, and hold you have in your body. Give it all you’ve got Goth. Even everything you’ve got thrown at me won’t be enough.

BILL AND GOTH PLAY CHESS

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Bill:  Wrestling matches are like a Chess game Goth. Let me tell you how our match, our Chess game if you will, is going to go. You and I are playing a Chess game called a wrestling match under Roulette Rules. Both of us don’t know what the Roulette Wheel will land on but for sure the Roulette Wheel won’t disappoint us. It will land on match rules and stipulations both of us must adhere to and abide by. You make many moves during our match and I do so also just like in a Chess game. Then you make a move you feel has this match, or Chess game if you will, won and you state CHECK! then you smile and stare me down as you think you’ve won the game. After your theatrics I make my move and I then yell into your face CHECKMATE!!! and when you look down you realize I have your King, meaning you of course, in a position where you cannot move any of your Chess pieces to get out of the Checkmate.

Bea:  Awwww!!! Poor little Gothy-Wothy lost to Bill Barnhart!

GOTH’S LOSS IS BILL’S GAIN

Bill:  Goth your loss to me in this Roulette Championship match is my gain. How is that you ask? I’m gonna tell you. Soundly defeating you, and likely putting you into retirement from the sport of wrestling, is my gain. And, Goth, it really is as simple as one. . .two. . .three. . .as follows. ONE. . .it eliminates you from my life. TWO. . .I get the ultimate revenge on you for the evil things you did to me when I worked as your Vice President in another wrestling federation. THREE. . .I get to continue proving to the world that I’m going to hold the Roulette Championship in Sin City Wrestling longer than I did the first time which was six months.

Bea:  And I get the pleasure of watching Melissa turn her back on Goth, return the engagement ring he gave her, and refuse to marry him. I love it when me and Bill motivate others to do the right thing.

Bill:  Goth this revenge I’ll inflict on you has been a long time coming. Now is my time to do to you what I did to Chris Shipman. Remember that my half-brother promised to the world that he would destroy me and my family and put me to death and piss on my grave for the rest of his life. So where the hell is Chris Shipman now? He vowed to take me out of existence for years and so far he has accomplished nothing but to not be seen again after the last time I took him on and defeated him. Goth do you honestly think you’re the baddest bad ass and the most vicious, vile, and evil, person in the world and that you can take me out? Remember that my half-brother, Chris Shipman, was ten times the bad ass as you think you are and he was one of the most vicious, vile, and evil, persons this world has ever known. But he’s gone and I’m still here! What the hell does that tell you Goth? If I was able to take out Chris Shipman who is ten times the as tough, bad, and evil, as you claim to be then that means you have no chance of taking me, the person who made Chris Shipman disappear off the face of the Earth, out of play! Let that sink in Goth!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Bill asked me to start our closing comments. Goth it will be an extreme pleasure to watch Bill destroy you and most likely force you into retirement from wrestling. As for you, Melissa, if you want to try to interfere in this match to try to distract the Referee so he won’t see Goth cheating you damn well better think again! You’ve done numerous items of interference in Goth’s matches but if you do the slightest thing to influence this match I’ll take you out and I assure you my taking you out will be extremely painful for you and it may end your wrestling career. Just stay in Goth’s corner and serve as his Manager instead of doing something that will likely end your wrestling career.

Bill:  My closing comments for you, Goth, is to reveal what else took place in our other wrestling federation. You lost the Electrified Steel Cage Match against Jason Perry. Although you’re likely to claim no memory of that match against Jason the fact remains that you had that match, Jason defeated you, and you were nearly electrocuted by him in that Electrified Steel Cage Match. I was able to defeat Jason Perry numerous times but you were not. Hmmm…that’s very revealing eh Goth? Then at the end of the year Awards Ceremony I presented the award for the Most Shocking Moment for that year and I shocked your ass in an electric chair and nearly sent you off into infinity. Remember that at Inception VI you’re facing the wrestler who was able to defeat Jason Perry and he was the wrestler who defeated you. Think hard on that Goth! You think you can defeat me, the wrestler who defeated Jason Perry when you lost to him? If you think that’s possible then I believe you have reached to the lowest level of intelligence and comprehension. Bring whatever you think you need to bring. Whatever  you decide to bring still won’t bring enough. This is MY Roulette Championship. . .not yours!!!

Bill and Bea both bust out in loud laughter then Bea tells the camera person they are done with their comments for this segment and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regular scheduled programming for this time slot.


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GOTH AND MELISSA WILL BE SHOCKED AT WHAT WE REVEAL

Narrator:  There’s a lot of history between Bill Barnhart and Goth but most people don’t know the details. Bill assured me he would reveal the truth so everyone will be informed and Goth will be shocked. Also this Mixed Tag Team match between the team of Bill and Bea Barnhart versus the team of Goth and Melissa has an added twist in that Goth is scheduled to face off against Bill Barnhart for the Roulette Championship at Inception VI in January 2023.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in the home of Bill’s half-sister who lives in Oakland, California, which is across the Bay from San Francisco. Bill and Bea are wrestling in a Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 350 at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco. The camera person assigned to Bill and Bea informs them they are going live broadcasting so Bill and Bea settle on the couch, while Iris lays down on the floor, and we listen intently.

Bill:  So, Bea, we’re facing off against Goth and Melissa in a Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 350. Since Sin City Wrestling doesn’t currently have an active Mixed Tag Team Division we were asked to do a combined comments session concerning our match and I’m okay with that.

Bea:  Yeah me too. Shouldn’t you tell the viewers who owns this house we’re broadcasting from in Oakland?

Bill:  The person who owns this house is my half-sister. My full sister is the one who passed away at a young age and due to the circumstances surrounding her passing at the hands of Chris Shipman but I try to avoid mentioning the specifics of her death. The only thing people need to know is that Chris Shipman was found guilty for her death and he was prosecuted so I leave it at that. Let me introduce you to my half-sister Starr. Could you please say a few words to our fans?

Starr is nervous as she is camera shy but she steps into camera view to honor Bill’s request.

Starr:  I’m shy and nervous being on camera so I’ll make this short. When I heard that my brother, Bill, and his wife, Bea, were going to wrestle in San Francisco I called them to ask them to stay with me until they’re done with their event in San Francisco. That’s longer than I care to be in front of the camera so I’m going to go out of camera range again.

Starr quickly walks out of camera range and the camera person returns to focusing on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  Bea since we’re required to do combined comments for our Tag Team match how do you want to break the tie between us to see who gets to comment first rather than both of us talking at the same time?

Bea:  That’s easy. I’ll ask the camera person to flip a coin and you get to call HEADS or TAILS while the coin is in the air. When it lands if it is showing what you called then you deliver your comments first and I’ll do my comments after you. If it doesn’t show what you called then I get to go first and you’ll get to present your comments when I’m done. Are you ready Bill?

Bill:  I’m always ready!

The camera person tosses the coin into the air. When the coin is in the air tumbling Bill shouts out HEADS and when the coin comes to a complete stop on the floor it is showing Heads so Bill gets to present his comments first with Bea commenting after Bill is done.

Bill:  HEADS!!! I get to comment first! Sorry Bea but you were the one who decided how we determine who comments first.

Bea:  Yes I did and yes the coin landed on Heads as you called it. Enjoy your time with your comments because I’m ready to jump in and have my say the moment you’re done with your comments.

HOW DO BILL AND GOTH MEASURE UP AGAINST EACH OTHER?

Bill:  Here in Sin City Wrestling I don’t have any history against Goth in the ring. This will be our first meeting in Sin City Wrestling where we wrestle against each other. I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds in weight. Goth comes into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 239 pounds. The only difference is that I carry one pound of weight more than Goth and and that doesn’t equate into an advantage. But, Goth, I want to let the viewers know that one of us does, in fact, have an advantage. . .a HUGE advantage. . .against the other but I’ll address that later in my comments.

Bill flashes a sinister grin into the camera.

Bill:  Goth are you familiar with the Clint Eastwood movie titled PALE RIDER? It is a movie about the Old West in a mining area near LaHood, California. The miners, who were not working for Coy LaHood who was the owner of the large mining company there, worked very hard to work the mines they legally owned but they were being terrorized by the owner of a mining company by the name of Coy LaHood. He would beat people, shoot at them, drag them around tied to the back of the horses his thugs were riding, and many other mean things to try to get them to quit mining and sell, or give, their mining land to him. Do some of these intimidation tactics sound familiar Goth? I’ll address the intimidation and threats thing concerning you later in my comments. For now let me continue with the story that took place in the movie Pale Rider.

Bill winks into the camera.

Bill:  Let me continue to enlighten you on what happened in the movie Pale Rider. The owner of the main mining company, Coy LaHood, sent his thugs to put hits on the miners to try to get them to quit and give or sell their mining claims to him. One day a Preacher, portrayed by Clint Eastwood, rode through town and he saw what Coy LaHood was doing to the people there. He was called Pale Rider which is a reference to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as the pale horse’s ghost rider (the person portrayed by Clint Eastwood in the movie) represents death.

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  So, Goth, do you want to know what happened? The Pale Rider would deliberately put himself in compromising positions only to have Coy LaHood’s thugs try to take him out only to get themselves taken out by the Pale Rider instead. How did the Pale Rider accomplish this you ask? In one incident the Pale Rider went into a saloon and sat at a table with his back to the entrance door. You should know that they always tell you never sit with your back to the door as you’re likely to get shot in the back. When Coy’s men saw Pale Rider sitting with his back to the door they snuck up to the saloon then barged in only to find the Pale Rider has disappeared. However the moment they turned around to walk out of the saloon the Pale Rider shot them dead. This type of thing happened over and over and over again and Coy’s thugs couldn’t figure out why they couldn’t take out the Pale Rider. The end of the story is that Coy LaHood lost his mining company and the miners he terrorized kept their mines and houses and property and lived happily ever after. So, Goth, in our match you represent Coy LaHood the thug and I represent the Pale Rider. Good luck trying to take me out!

WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN BILL AND GOTH TO CAUSE THIS HATRED?

Bill:  Now I know most of you who either never saw the movie PALE RIDER, or you have seen the movie but with your limited brain capacity you can’t remember what happened in the movie, are scratching your heads and going DUH! so let me present to you, and to my upcoming opponent, Goth, what happened between Goth as the owner and President of the wrestling federation, where he treated me like crap while I was serving as his Vice President.  Hope you’re ready to hear the truth that split up me and Goth because I’m going to give you the true version of what happened between us.

Bill holds up one finger into the camera.

Bill:  The first item is that I was one of the top wrestlers in Goth’s wrestling federation. After I earned the Grand Slam it was Goth who approached me to ask me to be on his Creative team and I accepted. Then he promoted me to be his personal assistant . Then then he promoted me to Vice President. So, you ask, with all those perks and promotions given to me by Goth why did I have an issue? Glad you asked.

Bill holds up two fingers into the camera.

Bill:  After serving as Goth’s Vice President he started overloading me by dumping his work on me. He wouldn’t let me go home, or train for my matches, until all the work he dumped on me was properly completed and filed away. I worked many days until after Midnight before I could leave work and return home. This took a horribly hard toll on me. It wasn’t just the work that wore me out. It was Goth’s continuous insults and him passing his work on me so he could go out and party all night while I did all the work of the Federation so he could get credit for my work. Also included in the drain on me was that Goth was very abusive and he mentally drained me to the point where my wrestling record suffered. It was so bad that I told Goth I’m quitting as his Vice President and Personal Assistant because of his abuse. After I quit working for him in the Front Office my winning record improved dramatically. At that point I told myself when the time comes I’ll get revenge on the jerk named Goth.

Bill holds up three fingers into the camera.

<font  color=yellow>Bill:  Later in that year Goth had a match against Jason Perry in an Electrified Steel Cage Match. I was excited to watch this match as I wanted to see Goth destroyed. During the match both Goth and Jason gave all they had to try to drive their opponent into the electrified steel cage to shock their opponent and win the match. Jason was the one who was able to slam Goth into the the electrified steel cage and Jason held Goth against the cage where Goth was thrashing around like a frog on speed. You’re probably asking why Jason didn’t also get shocked and that’s a great question. Before Jason slammed Goth into the electrified steel cage he donned a pair of heavy duty insulated anti-shock gloves. After determining that Goth could not get off the cage on his own, and he was getting electrocuted so he wasn’t able to say I QUIT to stop the electricity from pulsing through his body, the Referee called the match as a win by submission for Jason Perry.

Bill holds up four fingers into the camera.

Bill:  At the end of the year awards that match I just described won the award for Most Shocking Moment, and I asked to be given the privilege of presenting the award for the Most Shocking Moment to Jason and Goth. I had Goth and Jason join me on the landing. I asked Jason to wait for a moment while I talk with Goth and he agreed. I then asked Goth to sit in a very nice chair. I’m talking a very plush chair that would be at home in any King’s palace. I hope you get a good mental picture that the moment Goth’s arms laid down on the armrests I clicked a remote and metal clasps flipped up and trapped him to the chair along with metal clasps around his ankles. I asked Goth to apologize to me for being a jerk to me for years and he refused to apologize to me which included him spitting on me while he demanded I release him from the chair. I gave Goth a second chance to apologize to me and again he refused. So I flipped the switch and shocked the crap out of Goth. I turned off the electricity and gave him another chance to apologize to me and he refused again so once again I flipped the switch and shocked him. After several bouts of having the life nearly zapped out of him Goth finally apologized to me and I let him go from the chair.

Bill holds up five fingers into the camera.

Bill:  Okay I can make an educated guess that most of you watching demand to know why, if I electrocuted Goth to near death during that presentation, and Goth did grunt out an apology to me, why have I still been hanging on to the grudge when he apologized after I nearly electrocuted him? Well, by golly gee, that’s a great question and I’m here to give you the answer! Although Goth apologized to me on the day of that Awards Ceremony after he apologized to me, when he turned to walk back to his office, he muttered to me, soft enough so nobody else heard it, something like “YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN OVER ON ME TONIGHT BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH IN THIS FEUD! Well, Goth, you sealed your fate with that parting comment! You couldn’t just walk away and realize the mistakes you made by abusing me in that other wrestling federation! Now you have to face off against me this Sunday evening. Although this is not a Singles match of just you and me against each other, as this is a Mixed Tag Team, I’ll still beat you down, hurt you, and destroy you! I know you’ll try to take advantage of tagging out to Melissa to get away from my beatings but that only means Melissa will have to deal with Bea beating her down. What takes place in this match, Goth, is a result of your behavior in the other wrestling federation we were in. The beating you get from me in this match is your fault and it is due payment for what you did to me back then. Enjoy!

Bill indicates he’s done with his comments and he turns the camera time over to Bea.

BEA LAYS EVERYTHING OUT FOR MELISSA

Bea:  Hi Melissa! Are you enjoying the fact that the reason you’re involved in this match is because Goth was a mean and abusive jerk to Bill in a previous wrestling federation? Are you happy that Goth’s previous actions has caused you to be in the line of fire? Let me lay out some stuff for your enlightenment. Since Bill already went over the height and weight comparison between himself and Goth so I now present to the viewers our height and weight comparison. I come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds while you come in at 5 feet 9 inches and 130 pounds. The only difference we have is the height. But, Melissa, at 130 pounds and at 5 feet 9 inches you present along the line of Olive Oyl from the Popeye cartoons.

Bea laughs.

Bea:  Now, Melissa, I’m sure you must be familiar with anesthesia. When people undergo an operation the medical team usually used a general anesthesia, such as Midazolam or some other general Anesthesia, which puts the patient into a deep sleep and the anesthesia blocks the pain receptors of the patient so they don’t feel pain during the surgery. Oh how you’ll wish you were under general anesthesia when I beat the crap out of you during our match. I know what you’re thinking Melissa. You’re thinking that will not be an issue during our match because you have the option of tagging Goth into the match when the beating I’m giving you gets to be too much for you to handle. Although that is one of the legal options in a Mixed Tag Team match it doesn’t mean that Goth will want to tag back into the match so that Bill can continue beating down and destroying him.
Goth is likely to refuse to grant you request to tag out of the match and he may just let you to take the beating and lose the match to me so he can protect himself from injury and claim YOU lost the match to us instead of him. If that happens I’m sure you’ll probably decide to go from engaged to Goth to turning down the engagement and freeing yourself from a tag team partner who refused to assist you during our match.

Bea burst out in loud laughter.

Bea:   Let me present another item that needs to be discussed. It’s a thing called attitude. Some people have attitudes because they’re the greatest in their field of work, or in the sport they are in, or they carry a Genius level IQ which is usually listed at an IQ of 130 or higher. For your enlightenment, Melissa, let me run down some reasons me and Bill have justified attitudes. Bill has an attitude when it comes to wrestling because of what Goth did you him in that other wrestling federation. I have an attitude here in Sin City Wrestling because of all the backstabbing assholes in the Federation who falsely accused me of doing something I never did. Also, Melissa, Bill Carries an IQ of 130 which is Genius level and in the top five percent in the world. I’m listed with an IQ of 120 which is only one step down from Genius level. Bill is also working with me and he is working on perfecting other moves and holds for me to use in matches. Remember Bill’s version of the Camel Clutch? Yes, Melissa, Bill has trained me for weeks on that move and I would love to make your skinny Olive Oyl ass submit to me when I lock that hold on you!

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Another reason me and Bill have an attitude is that the drivers in our area of Atlanta, Georgia, are becoming more reckless and stupid and that makes us generate more attitude. I’m talking about other drivers running red lights, tailgating the car in front of them, reckless changing of lanes, and other stupid maneuvers. Recently we got into Bill’s Hyundai Santa Fe and took a drive to Lilburn, Georgia, which is the next town West of Lawrenceville. We were driving on Lawrenceville Highway which is U.S. Highway 29 here in the State of Georgia. Lawrenceville Highway has two lanes in each direction. Bill is driving and I’m in the passenger seat. We were in the left lane of the two lanes going toward Lilburn. We nearly got hit when the stupid driver in the lane to our right swerves to the left into our lane. Both of us had to slam on our brakes to avoid an accident. Both of us came to a stop in the middle of the Westbound lanes of Lawrenceville Highway. So here we are stopped in the middle of Lawrenceville Highway, with traffic backing up behind us, and both of us got out of our vehicles. And, Melissa, in the same manner that Goth refused to apologize to Bill back in that other wrestling federation so the two persons in the car that swerved into our lane and nearly hit us refused to apologize and tried to blame us for the near accident even though he was the one who served into our lane. Want to know what we yelled at them? Okay so you don’t  want to hear what we told the reckless driver but you’re going to hear it anyway! The reason we went off on this driver is that we all got out of our vehicles and this driver was being threatening to us and telling us he was going to hurt us. Bill yelled at the reckless driver: HEY! IF YOU’RE SO FRIGGIN’ STUPID THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO FRIGGIN’ DRIVE THEN STOP YOUR CAR, HAND OVER YOUR KEYS, SURRENDER YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE, AND TAKE UBER!!!  And, NO, Melissa, I didn’t make additional comments to the other driver at that time because I was laughing so hard at what Bill said to the other driver, and when the other driver and his passenger got scared and got in their car and drove off, that I couldn’t stop laughing. So, Melissa, when you and Goth turn out to be so damn stupid you don’t know how to wrestle me and Bill are going to tell you to turn in your wrestling license, surrender your wrestling attire, and go into retirement!

Bea begins laughing so hard that Bill slides over next to her and helps Bea overcome her laughing fit. Once Bea stops laughing both Bill and Bea announce they’re going to make joint closing comments concerning their upcoming match,

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Got your laughter under control now Bea?

Bea:  Yeah I think so. I’ll be fine.

Bill:  As with the crazy reckless driver so it is with crazy reckless wrestlers like Goth and Melissa. There’s a saying that states that some people have a screw loose meaning they’re not 100 percent there mentally, Goth. . .Melissa. . .while some people have screws loose. . .you two have screws missing.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! Now you got me laughing again! HA HA HA!!!

Bill:  Laugh all you want now if you wish. For damn sure after we soundly defeat Goth and Melissa both of us will be laughing all the way into the year 2023.

Bea:  I’m sure you two are familiar with the song SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN so I’d like to give you a few verses of my version of the song as we transition into the closing for our comments today for our match for Climax Control 350.


You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I’m telling you why
The Barnhart’s are coming to town

They’re making a list
And checking it twice
They know Goth and Melissa aren’t nice
The Barnhart’s are coming to town

They know when you are sleeping
They know when you’re awake
They know you two are idiots
And they know you two are fakes

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I’m telling you why
The Barnhart’s are coming to town
The Barnhart’s are coming to town!!!

Bill:  Well done Bea! I had no idea you were going to do a parody song of SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. It was one of my Christmas Gifts for you this year.

Bill:  Bea I want you to comment first on our final closing comments.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. Melissa your fate is in my hands. I’m going to make sure when Bill and Goth are in the ring that Goth won’t get the chance to tag you into the match so he won’t take the loss against Bill. However if you do manage to get tagged into the match then I’ll make sure you won’t get the opportunity to tag Goth into the match to save you from taking the loss to me.

Bill:  Goth my game plan is the same as Bea’s. I’m in this match to make sure that when Bea and Melissa are in the ring that Melissa won’t get the chance to tag you into the match to save her from taking the loss to Bea. But if by some miracle Melissa manages to get you legally tagged into the match I’ll make damn sure you’ll not have the opportunity to tag Melissa into the match to save you from taking the loss to me.

Bea:  I want to win because I want to win. But Bill you need to put the final touches on our comments by explaining why your destruction of Goth needs to be a reality in the way your destruction of your half-brother Chris Shipman put an end to that chapter of your life.

Bill:  As with my half-brother Chris Shipman so it is with you Goth. You know what I went through with Shipman. You know how he physically and emotional abused me and my family including Iris. You know that Chris Shipman vowed to kill me no matter what. But, Goth, that was many years ago. So where is Chris Shipman now? Once I put the final touches on his demise nobody has seen or heard from him. Nobody knows if he went off to another wrestling federation, or he went into hiding, or if he’s still alive. Yet even after all his threats to me I’m still alive and well and still kicking ass! Want to know something Goth? I don’t care if Shipman is in another part of the world, in another wrestling federation, or if he’s already dead and buried! The bottom line is that I destroyed Shipman, and I destroyed Satan, and you’re the next person I’ll destroy and put out of action and possibly into retirement. However I’m also likely to drive you into an Insane Asylum. I’m in this match to put you out of existence, out of my life, and out of the view of the fans! See you two at Climax Control 350 where you wrestle in my original home area, the San Francisco Bay Area, as I was born in Oakland, grew up in Oakland, and we only moved from Oakland, California, to the State of Georgia in 2012. This event is in my home area, where I was born and grew up, and I’ll take pride, and have total satisfaction, in destroying you in my original home town area!

Bea:  I want to remind you of your closing comments for your match to defend the Roulette Championship against Goth at Inception VI in January 2023.

Bill:  To be honest Goth may not be in a working physical condition after I destroy him at Climax Control 350 so if he can’t make it to our scheduled match at Inception VI then I would be defending the Roulette Championship against someone else. So here are my final final comments for today. I was saving the best for my last comments. Goth I’ve been an amazing Roulette Champion and this is my second reign as Roulette Champion. I have no desire to give up possession of the Roulette Championship until I’m ready to do so. Considering how badly I’m going to beat you down in our Mixed Tag Team match this Sunday I’m sure that even with you having several weeks to recover from the damage I inflict on you this Sunday at Climax Control 350 when inception VI comes around you’ll still be damaged goods and I’ll walk away from Inception VI as the still reigning Roulette Champion!

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their presentation and they ask the camera person to cut the video feed. The camera person calls into the Network to get permission to cut the video feed and they give them permission to do so. Initially our screen goes dark but then the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time.



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Climax Control Archives / WHAT? I'M WRESTLING CURIOUS GEORGE AGAIN?
« on: December 02, 2022, 10:32:20 AM »
WHAT? I’M WRESTLING CURIOUS GEORGE AGAIN?

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is assigned to wrestle against Georgie Robertson to open Climax Control 349. Although Bea lost their first confrontation Bea informed me that she’s winning this match against Georgie and possibly sending Georgie Robertson into permanent retirement.

FLASHBACK TO INCIDENT AT SUGARLOAF MILLS MALL IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

Bea:  I’m broadcasting from the Mechanics Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California where Climax Control 349 is being held. I wish to share a security camera video, with audio, of an incident that happened to me at Sugarloaf Mills Mall which is a short distance from our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. After you watch the video you’ll be returned to me in Bakersfield and  I’ll give follow-up comments.

The scene switches to the security video taken at Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville, Georgia. This is a shopping mall close to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville. This video of an incident involving Bea Barnhart was provided to Bea, upon her request to Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police, as she wanted to have evidence of what happened that day to present to the police, her Attorney, and to her fans of Sin City Wrestling. The video begins to play and we watch and listen intently.

In the security video we see Bea walking around in Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville, Georgia. While Bea is walking through the mall, and glancing into store windows to see if she wants to go into those stores, a group of six obviously air-headed valley girl wanna-be women walk out of one of the stores and bump hard into Bea. We watch as Bea stops and gives them a look which demands they apologize to her. When the air-headed women fail to apologize for their rude behavior, and bumping into her, Bea confronts them.

Bea:  Excuse me. Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!!! Are you all blind that you can’t see other shoppers and you bumped into me and then you don’t offer an apology? What the hell is your problem?

Women:  Oooooo! Look what we have here! A pathetic little Asian girl who wants to sass us high-class rich girls!

Bea:  Okay! So you’re air-headed and racists too. Not the first time I’ve had to deal with idiots like you! I hold my own with everyone! Too bad you “girls” can’t hold your tongue and you spew out sarcasm, hatred, and racism, and empty threats!

Women:  Oh, puh-leezeeeeeee!!! *rolling their eyes* We could take your pathetic little Asian ass out in a flash!

Bea:  Why do you think that? Is it because there’s one of me and six of you? Even when it is one of me against six of you I’m still more than you six combined could ever amount to! I’m a trained professional wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and you six aren’t even up to half the level I am! If you want to try me then let’s get it on!

Women:  *all laugh loudly which brings a large crowd of other shoppers to stop and watch to see what happens* You’re a stupid Asian slut and you can’t do a thing to us!

Bea:  You stupid f*cking whores! Oooo. . .just addressed half the Bombshell wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling with that comment! As for you six? SERIOUSLY the group of you are pathetic weak sluts and if you want to attempt to attack me you’re free to do so! Since you started this altercation the security cameras, other shoppers, and the half dozen Security Guards from the Mall, have taken note of your treatment of me and your threats! What’s your move now GIRLS?

The mean girls don’t like being talked down to from an Asian so they square off against Bea and they’re ready to make the attack on her. Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police are on the scene and when the mean girls see they are ready to take action against them if they attack Bea the mean girls back down physically but continue hurling threats of harm to Bea. Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police are keeping the six mean girls away from Bea even though Bea asks them to give her just five minutes to dispose of the six pieces of trash mean girls. Both Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police agree and they inform Bea and the six other women that security is still recording their actions. The six mean girls charge Bea and Bea quickly and easily disables them until the six are on the mall floor, moaning and groaning from their injuries, and Gwinnett County Police are taking them into custody to book them for starting a fight in the mall, communicating threats, and racism.

We return to Bea Barnhart in current time where Bea is ready to give follow-up comments concerning the video from Sugarloaf Mills Mall.

Bea:  Six so-called “mean” girls, talking trash, communicating threats to me as an Asian, and threatening bodily harm to me. What a joke! In less than five minutes I had all six of those means girls on the floor of the Mall crying and moaning from their injures. Yes the Gwinnett County Police charged all of them with communicating threats, racism, and causing a disruption of services in Sugarloaf Mills Mall. Did they charge me with any violations of the law? Nah! I’m untouchable.

Bea laughs loudly.

CAN WE TALK HONESTLY TO EACH OTHER?

Bea:  My next wrestling match is at Climax Control 349 on Sunday, December 4, 2022, We’re going to be in action at the Mechanics Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California. Thank gawd we’re not having to be in action in Stockton as Stockton has become the gang member capital of California. Well, Georgie, we get to have another match against each other. Our first match was at Climax Control 339 on August 14, 2022. You managed to get a pinfall over me for the win but that’s not going to happen at Climax Control 349. Georgie you need to know that I took you lightly in our first match because you’re a joke around the sport of wrestling. By taking you lightly you were able to get the pinfall on me. I commend you on what you accomplished that day but our upcoming match is a different day. . .a day I soundly defeat you and humiliate you in doing so.

Bea flashes a huge grin.

Bea:  Remember how I previously compared you to Curious George? Remember I told you I feel you’re a joke when it comes to the sport of wrestling? Well that was before our first match and, to be honest, I didn’t think you had what it takes to step through the ropes without tripping yourself up let alone perform adequately in a wrestling match. Since I took you lightly in our first match I took it easy on you. Yes I expected the win but I let it slip through my hands. Well, Curious Georgie, if you think that’s going to happen again in our upcoming match you’re seriously deceived. I won’t give you a chance to get the upper hand on me in our match. I won’t give you openings you can use against me. If you win for damn sure it will be classified as a miracle as there’s no way you’re going to defeat me as I’m not going to give you openings to take advantage of.

Bea snaps her fingers into the camera.

Bea:  So, Miss Georgie Robertson. . .Curious George. . .whatever people are calling you. . .be ready to lose as I’m ready to win! See you at Mechanics Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California, on Sunday, December 4, 2022, Well that’s if you still have the courage to show up for our match. And I almost forgot to tell you to say HI to The Man In The Yellow Hat!

Bea bursts out in laughter over her closing line and then she gives the cut sign to the camera person and they call into the Network and the Network switches over to programming normally scheduled for this time period.


60
MILES KASEY IS MILES AWAY FROM MY ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is the Main Event for Climax Control 348 with a defense of the Roulette Championship against Miles Kasey. For those of you who don’t know it was Miles Kasey who lost the Roulette Championship to Bill Barnhart at Climax Control 312 on October 3, 2021. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for him to present his comments and thoughts on this match.

THERE’S NO EXPIRATION DATE ON MY REIGN AS ROULETTE CHAMPION

The scene changes from the Narrator to Bill Barnhart who is sitting in the Starbuck’s Coffee location, at 800 West Olympic Boulevard, in Los Angeles, which is near the Microsoft Theater where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 348. The camera person assigned to Barnhart to air his comments is set up and he tells Bill they are live broadcasting. Bill sips his coffee then looks into the camera to begin his comments.

Bill:  Hi, Miles, how are you feeling today? You must be feeling like crap since I earned the Roulette Championship from you in October 2021. Finn Whelan then won the Roulette Championship from me on April 3, 2022, in a brutal 12-Stage match. When we ended up 6-6 they held a tie-breaker and Finn won. I have no issue with losing the Roulette Championship in that manner as both myself and Finn gave an amazing performance and Finn earned the Roulette Championship. Then in July 2022 at Summer XXXTreme X, we were involved in a Roulette Championship match with Alexander Raven holding the Roulette Championship. The first two wrestlers eliminated were Finn Whelan and you Miles. I was the third eliminated thereby giving Alexander Raven the win and he retained the Roulette Championship. Even in a multi-wrestler match you were still behind me as you got eliminated before I did.

Bill pauses his comments to sip his coffee. He gives a wink into the camera then continues with his comments.

THERE’S NO EXPIRATION DATE ON MY REIGN AS ROULETTE CHAMPION

Bill:  So, Miles, that’s the history we’ve had up to this point in time so now it is time to talk about the future we’ll have on Sunday, November 27, 2022, at Climax Control 348. Since you’re going to brag how easy it will be for you to defeat me for the Roulette Championship, even though you failed to regain it when you had the chance, let me give you a comment you can be guaranteed is truth:  THERE’S NO EXPIRATION DATE ON MY REIGN AS ROULETTE CHAMPION!!! You heard me correctly Miles. I didn’t mumble. I didn’t murmur. I didn’t stutter. Flat out and in your face you heard me correctly state that I don’t plan on giving up possession of the Roulette Championship and for damn sure I’m not giving up possession of it to you at Climax Control 348.

Bill pauses again to finish his coffee then he orders another one.

MILES IS DISRESPECTFUL

Bill:  Now, Miles, I’m sure you think your shit don’t stink but I assure you when you take a dump people don gas masks to keep from passing out from the stench. I know you’re going to hurl stupid, ignorant, rude, and disrespectful comments my way hoping that by doing so you can cause me to get distracted. Nah! Dumb shit like that doesn’t distract me! Hurl all the stupid, vile, and disrespectful comments you want in my direction. My bottom line doesn’t change regardless of what my opponent does, attempts to do, or threatens to do. I have a comment I’ll share with you so you can’t claim that I never told you. That comment is:  JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE JEALOUS THAT I’M A TWO-TIME ROULETTE CHAMPION DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DISRESPECT ME! Was that simple enough for you to understand? I hope so!

 The server at Starbuck’s brings Bill’s coffee to his table. Bill drinks a bit of the coffee before continuing with his comments.

SATAN COULDN’T DEFEAT ME SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN? IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL IF, OR WHEN, I LOSE THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP.

Bill:  Miles. . .Miles. . .Miles. . .You need to remember, and never forget, that Satan was defeated by me and he is banned for eternity from every challenging me for my soul again. Take into account if I accomplished that against Satan then what the hell makes you, and everyone else, think you’re better than Satan was against me?

Bill asks for a sandwich from the server and he gives them his order and they go to prepare the sandwich for him.

Bill:  My next comments not only apply to you, Miles, but to anyone else who feels they’re a bigger bad ass than I am. They may think they can defeat me but they need to remember that I just mentioned that for someone to defeat me it would be like a cold day in Hell. Since I own Satan, as I defeated him in a Contest he chose, and since Satan likes Hell warm, I like to keep Hell cold for his sorry ass. If you want to know about those cold days in Hell then go talk to Satan and he’ll tell you that when I shut off the heat in Hell, and everyone there is suffering during those cold days in Hell, and they are begging Satan to turn on the heat, but his only answer he can give them it he has no control over Hell any longer since Bill Barnhart defeated him and Bill now controls Hell. Go ask them! I dare you! I’ll wait while you ask them!

WHAT A ROULETTE CHAMPION SHOULD BE

Bill:  Miles I believe I’ve said enough for you to fully understand that you made a mistake signing this match with me for the Roulette Championship so I want to move on to other comments for your enlightenment and the enlightenment of everyone watching. My comments pertain to the concept of what a Roulette Champion should be.

The Starbuck’s server bring Bill’s sandwich to his table. Bill thanks them and he takes a bite of the sandwich before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  Please allow me to enlighten you on what a Roulette Champion should be. . .

A Roulette Champion should be ready for any match stipulation the Roulette wheel lands on .

A Roulette Champion should not be afraid of anything the Roulette wheel can land on to determine the type of match they are in.

A Roulette Champion should be able to adapt quickly after the Roulette wheel has determined the match stipulations. There’s no need for deep thought at that time. There’s no need for hesitation at that time. They have to be like Nike and JUST DO IT!

A Roulette Champion  should not fear any opponent.

A Roulette Champion should always be ready for anything.


Bill:  I could add more to that list but what I stated are the core elements of a Roulette Champion.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  I just turned 39 years of age on November 14, 2022. So many in Sin City Wrestling claim I’m too old to be wrestling and that I should retire. Some of you have even gone so far as to claim you would never support a wrestler of my age. Seriously? Are you really being serious with those comments? If you are serious with those comments then you are more f*cked up than I previously thought you were.

Bill eats half his sandwich and drinks half his coffee.

Bill:  So you assholes are trying to disrespect me because I just turned 39 years of age on November 14, 2022. You make comments such as I’m too old to wrestle, or the fans don’t want to see a person that old wrestle, and other idiotic comments. So let me enlighten you moronic hypocrites.

While you won’t support me for being 39 years of age you support and cheer wrestlers who are in their 60’s and older. You support some ass clown with a 1950’s porn star type of moustache who makes an appearance and then tries to make the crowd think he’s tough by ripping his flimsy tee-shirt off.

You cheer on wrestlers who wear makeup and are in their upper 50’s to mid-60’s.

You support and cheer a guy who tries to be looked at as a person who puts deceased people into their graves yet his is in his upper 50’s.

You even cheer for some goofball who is in his early 70’s and gets too winded just walking out of his dressing room that he can barely talk and what does come out of his mouth is mumbled, hoarse, and meaningless.

So if you support wrestlers in their 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s, then get the hell out of my face for my age of 39 years!

Bill finishes his sandwich and coffee and he is ready to return to his hotel.

Bill:  Say what you want about me. Make comments that you think I’m too old be be actively wrestling. Tell others that I suck. I honestly don’t care what you think or what you say because no matter what you say about me I tell the truth and you all look stupid. As for you Miles? Be ready for me to defeat you and you lose this match because I’m damn sure going to win this match and retain my Roulette Championship because I’m for damn sure ready to defeat you and walk away still the Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion! Good evening!

Bill signals the assigned camera person that he is finished with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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