The mere fact that SCW had been around this long could be considered an achievement considering the size of the promotion, however SCW had done it, it had reached its 100th episode of Climax Control and they were celebrating in grand fashion.

How grand? Try bringing back big name stars of both the Bombshell and Male Divisions of the past, sticking them in the same ring and hosting not one but two Battle Royals as the Main Event! The Bombshell Battle Royal consisted of the following names, Kittie, Brandi Shotze, Emma Rose, Faith, Cookie S’Mores, Karina Koji, the Tattooed Goddesses and Lizzie Smalls whilst the Male Battle Royal has the star attraction of this promo, featuring names like Max Burke, Casey Williams, Jamie Staggs, Ben Jordan, Aleksei Koji, Goth, Ethan Brody, Jordan Williams and the man himself “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy, Matthew hasn’t been seen since his short lived yet popular segment known as Matthew Kennedy News ended with Lizzie Short’s contract but by all reports he has amassed a small fortune for himself in the months since his last appearance but can Matthew win?

Matthew’s private jet, somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean
November 27th, 2014, 11:00am

Absence makes the heart grow yonder, doesn’t it?

I haven’t been seen on SCW TV since the Matthew Kennedy News Segment that got hijacked by Gabriel towards the end and ever since I have been asked why? Why did Lizzie Short’s SCW tenure end up being so, well, short? Why did the Matthew Kennedy News segments end so abruptly? What have I done since then aside from the fact that I attended Bloodstock also known as my British Festival of Choice?

I will answer each question in time.

What you do need to know is this, wrestling is no longer necessary to me, I use old injuries as an excuse whenever it is brought up but the truth this those injuries healed months ago, simply put I am a self-made man, my wrestling school back in England has paid for itself because many aspiring wrestlers see my old matches and go “I want that man to train me”.

It’s not just the school either, wise investments, saving money, in short, it has all added up.

“Matthew, I don’t know how else to put it.” Marty said as he took a sip from his drink. “You have been training non-stop for one Battle Royal that was barely announced a week ago and you’re treating it a lot differently from your past “one night only” matches, if I didn’t know any better I’d say that this is your comeback.” He added and I took a deep breath.

“Marty, I will be thirty this spring and I am a self-made millionaire.” I started with a sigh before glancing over at Lizzie Short, or should that be Lizzie Kennedy. “I am married to a gorgeous twenty two year old former gymnast turned wrestler, the things she can do in the bedroom would make most porn stars jealous.” I added as I took a sip. “And I don’t mean the bastardization of the word that the Mean Girls use.”

“Don’t hold back darling.” Lizzie chimed in with a big smirk on her face. “Why don’t you just go ahead and thoroughly explain our sexual exploits for the whole world to see and hear.” She added before pointing to the camera.

“If I were to do that, we may as well turn this promo into our sextape.” I responded as I shook my head. “And I am not letting the promo for my comeback match deteriorate to that point.”

“I guess you’re….” Lizzie trailed off as hit her, Marty quickly got it too and he ended up spitting the contents of his drink out. “Did I hear that right?”

“Indeed you did.” I responded as I took a deep breath. “It is time I came out with the truth, I have been waiting for an opportunity like this to come my way and when Christian called me about the alumni Battle Royal I knew it was the time.” I said as I took another sip, “Starting this Sunday, the 30th of November, I am returning to wrestling.”

“You can’t be serious?” Lizzie asked as she looked at me long and hard. “Matthew, do I even need to say how unnecessary this is? We’re flying in your own bloody private jet!”

“And there are all the times you’ve been asked to return to SCW only to turn them down citing injuries.” Marty added as he recovered from the shock. “Where you even injured at all?”

“When I retired, yes, yes I was.” I said as I leaned back. “According to my doctor if I had continued to wrestle from Summer XXXTreme II onwards it is highly likely that I wouldn’t be able to walk by the time I was thirty five, as much as I hate to admit it, my body was breaking down.” I added before shaking my head. “But I refused to let my body defeat me, whilst you were French kissing Jessie Salco and buying Shane Viagra I was training around the clock, at times the pain was unbearable but as a result I am in the best condition of my life, I no longer have to fear being unable to walk by the age of thirty five and most importantly, I am a new man.”

“As if the bloody plane wasn’t obvious enough.” Lizzie sighed before looking out the window. “Any idea when we are landing in Vegas? I lost track of time but we must’ve been flying for at least two hours by now.”

“Indeed, it shouldn’t take too much longer.” I added before closing my eyes. “Marty, Lizzie, I need time to conduct my promo, you know what to do.”

“Yeah, we know.” They responded with a nod before going to a different part of the aircraft, now that I am alone it is time to do something that I haven’t done in over a year.

“This time last year I never thought that I’d wrestle again, let alone sit in front of a camera and conduct a promo for one simple reason, I was told by a doctor that if I had continued I would’ve been paralyzed by the age of thirty five, to put that in perspective I am twenty nine years old, not only that but I am turning thirty this spring, I believe it goes without saying that this was a terrifying reality for me.”

I said as I looked to the side.

“It left me a bitter man for one reason, I never won the top title, I have one SCW Title Reign to my name and that title reign didn’t even last past the second title defense all thanks to two men that I am facing in the Alumni Battle Royal, Aleksei Koji and Casey Williams, and I have to be perfectly blunt here, they are the only ones that I am going to focus on, the rest will each by cancelled one by one.”

And I start with Casey.

“Casey, you were my first real feud in SCW and one of the best feuds I gave have ever had and yet I cannot help but draw parallels between us in how our careers ended, both forced out of wrestling by forces far beyond our control, both running very successful wrestling schools and our protégés failed to make an impact but the major difference is that Lizzie was not only my only protégé to join SCW but she simply wasn’t ready, I would like to add that since then I have gotten married to Lizzie and I couldn’t be happier, you had two and two miserable failures at that, I always knew I was the better wrestler but it’s apparent that I am the better teacher as well.”

Next up is Aleksei.

“Aleksei, I have never forgotten the fact that your mere presence in my second and last Roulette Title defense cost me the title, nor have I forgiven it, I will savor the moment when I eliminate you from the Battle Royal and there is nothing you can do to stop me.”

Before I wrap things up…..

“There have been three questions about my departure from SCW and I’ve already answered one, why did I leave? Injuries, why did the Matthew Kennedy news segments end when Lizzie Short’s contract ended? Simply put I felt that there was no way that I could top the final one and besides, when Lizzie left myself, the Skar Brothers and Marty followed suit, what have I done since then? Look around you, this jet is my own personal private jet do you need it spelt out? Through wise investments, my school and saving my money I have become a self-made millionaire.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“And yet, I hear the wrestling ring calling my name for one purpose, my wrestling comeback, and I am gladly answering it! Why? It’s obvious that I don’t need wrestling anymore! I am independently wealthy off course! It’s simply because I can, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and everyone else in the alumni battle royal is about to be cancelled!”

Marty and Lizzie returned as the scene fades.

 Lizzie may have been eliminated early from this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament, not to mention attacked by her tag team partner “Big Money” Jimmy Ringo, but she was back in action at the third annual Blaze of Glory where she was taking on another Bombshell who was eliminated early from this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament Emma Rose, can Lizzie finally get her first win in SCW?

Matthew’s training school, London, England
March 19th, 2014, 15:00pm

Some people are just asking to get their ass handed to them on a silver platter with their severed dick as the garnish, encase you can’t tell I’m talking about “Big Money” jimmy Ringo.

Yes I’m still mad about that and my reasons are the same as the FoShan Bombshells, namely Jimmy’s attack put me out of action and my work visa expired a couple of weeks after the match, fortunately we were able to get it renewed in time for Blaze of Glory III and we celebrated by going to an Overkill concert with the Salcos (and Shane) last week, so in other words things should be fine right?

Nope, because I still don’t have a win in SCW to my name!

Fortunately I can fix that at BOG3 where I take on the New Zealander Bombshell Emma Rose in singles competition, nothing’s on the line officially but I guess you could say that winning this match is a matter of pride for me and to prove a point to Matthew, that I was a worthy investment for things other than my body and how good I am in bed.

Not that Marty will ever find out but still!

“Okay, that’s enough for today.” Matthew commented as he checked the time on his watch, I had been having a practice match against another female wrestler who was similar in size and stature to Emma Rose and whilst it was more competitive than the match between me and that girl from Hemel Hempstead whose name I’ve forgotten I was still in control before he called for a time out, we left the ring and whilst the other students headed home I stayed with Marty and Matthew since they told me that they wanted a chat. “Good form out there Lizzie.”

“There’s a but coming, isn’t there?” I sighed in response to his compliment, I’ve known him long enough to practically be able to read his thoughts at this point and I knew the look he was giving me all too well.

“If there’s one bad thing about your status as my protégé it’s the fact that you know me to well.” Matthew sighed in response. “But you’re going to have to step up my game if you want to start winning.”

“I step up my game for every match I compete in.” I responded as I rolled my eyes. “The only reason I didn’t make it farther into Blast from the Past II is because Jimmy’s a fucking moron who didn’t realize the caliber of talent that he was teamed up with otherwise we’d be in the finals!”

“That is true.” Matthew admitted as he shook his head. “But even with that in mind you haven’t won once since your debut and no I don’t count that open challenge you did.”

“Neither did you when you first arrived in SCW.” I pointed out and Matthew frowned when he heard that. “Then you beat Hawkes, won the Roulette Title and had that legendary feud with Casey.”

“Point taken now we just have to find the female equivalent to Hawkes.” Matthew responded and I thought for a few minutes.

“What about Delia?” Marty asked and Matthew shook his head.

“They may both be obnoxious spoilt brats but Hawkes was actually likeable for a time, no I can’t believe I just said that either and whenever he won it was usually by some sort of fluke as opposed to cheating which is the only thing Delia is good at.” Matthew responded and I laughed at that. “Just look at how he won a chance at the Roulette Title!”

“I’m pretty sure hell had a snowstorm that day and another when he actually won the title.” I responded with a grin. “By the way, how are you two after your little encounter with Gabriel?”

“Nothing but cheap tricks and mind games, I still can’t figure out how he managed to project an astral form of his into the newsroom.” Matthew responded as he shook his head. “Initially we thought it was a projector but then we remembered that projections can’t talk!”

“You know what I think?” Marty finally chimed in.

“That you want to fuck me and every other Bombshell on the roster?” I asked and Marty shook his head.

“No! Well, yes but that’s not what I meant!” Marty responded with a frown. “We should approach Steve and offer to train him for a match against Gabriel he invaded our set so we may as well help!”

“That may be the first good idea you’ve ever had in the forty something years that you’ve been alive let alone a sports agent!” Matthew responded as he clapped his hands together. “And if he actually wins then imagine the press the school would get? We’d need to find a bigger building if that happened.”

“You’d better get the offer to Steve fast before either Spike or Casey approach him with the same idea.” I responded and they nodded in agreement before walking off, to be honest I’ve been looking for an excuse to get away from them for promo purposes but I didn’t want to say it out loud but now that I am alone I can start on this promo.

“I haven’t been in action since my first, and only, Blast from the Past Tournament match and I have a good reason for that.” I sighed as I took a sip from a water bottle. “Why? A combination of recovering from Jimmy’s attack and complicated legal bullshit that has since been resolved, that’s why! And on top of that my first match back is against another woman who was eliminated early in the Blast from the Past Tournament Emma Rose!”

This will be good.

“I know how good you are in the ring Emma so I’ll cut to the chase! I’ve been in this company since September and guess how many wins I’ve accumulated since my debut? If you answered none then congrats! You’ve been watching SCW for the past few months! However I have no intention of letting this trend continue and after I finally get a win I’ll set my sites on getting gold around my waist next!”

Don’t care which title, as long as I win it!

“Emma, you’re good in the ring but I’m better! I guess you could call me the best wrestler to not have a single win to her name in this company! But at Blaze of Glory that will change because I will win this match and finally get things going in the right direction for me and show why Matthew’s choice to train me as his protégé was a wise one!”

It’s that simple!

“I’d make a cricket joke about this match essentially being England vs. New Zealand but I won’t! Why? Because that would be too easy and honestly, who the hell watches cricket anymore? Anyone who’s either rich or snobby or a fan of cricket may not answer that question! Anyway at Blaze of Glory III my losing streak ends and my winning streak begins!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Emma, you may look at me as overhyped but at Blaze of Glory III I will prove that I more than live up to my hype when I beat you! I don’t have much to add besides that so I’ll end by saying this! My losing streak has gone on for two long and it ends at Blaze of Glory III! Emma you had better prepare yourself because The Future is Here as the Prodigal Daughter has returned!”

I went off to find Marty and Matthew as the scene fades.

 The end of the year was closing in and, with one less Climax Control to go before the holidays officially began, many wrestlers in SCW were looking to get their hands on titles as an early Christmas present to themselves.

That went double for SCW’s ever competitive Bombshell Division as there was a Fatal Four Way Match on that show which was to determine the next challenger for the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship currently held by Amy Marshall who won it a couple of weeks prior to December 2 Dismember II from Mercedes Vargas who, coincidentally, was one of the Bombshells competing in the match, who else was competing? Another former Bombshell Roulette Champion Joanne Canelli and two rookie Bombshells who were very impressive in the ring, former ACW star Traci Paterson and “The Prodigy” Lizzie Short, now that Matthew was back serving as Lizzie’s “executive consultant” and “The Lord of SCW” Lizzie had another man in her corner, can she win?

Lizzie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
December 17th, 2013, 11:00am

Well, it’s that time of year again.

Supermarkets back home in England are playing the same damn Christmas songs on repeat, everyone’s getting ready for Christmas, everyone’s doing their Christmas Shopping, though due to my schedule I had to do it all online and have it delivered to my home in Watford where my father is waiting for the deliveries and making sure that they are delivered with no fuss, in general everyone’s getting ready for the holidays.

Everyone who either A: isn’t on the SCW roster or B: on the SCW roster but not on the last card of the year that is.

I have mixed feelings going into the match at Climax Control this Sunday, on one hand I have a chance to get some gold around my waist even if I have to wait until the new year for me to get that chance, on the other hand I scheduled a flight back home for this week under the impression that last week’s Climax Control was the last of the year, it wasn’t until Matthew’s Christmas message that we learned the truth and it’s too late for me to cancel my flight.

For those keeping score at home, I will be flying to England on Friday and two days later I’ll be flying back to compete in this match, I swear to god if I get jet-lag because of this I will strangle Mark Ward with my thong!

Then again, that might turn him on.

I know what you’re going to ask so I’m just going to get this out of the way before you ask, no I don’t know what happened to Matthew in the three months between his last SCW appearance and December 2 Dismember II, all we know is that Matthew called us up out of the blue on the eve of the event, explained the situation and told us to meet him at the airport which we did, it wasn’t until we arrived at the Newark Pavilion that he started calling himself The Lord and we ran with it.

This is going to look great on my résumé isn’t it? “my mentor went crazy in three months and started calling himself The Lord”, if I had known that this was going to happen I would’ve either flown to America and trained under Spike Staggs instead or continued my Olympic training, either way I’d be in a better position.

“Is he gone?” I asked Marty as he entered the room, he nodded and I sighed in relief. “Marty, you were in contact with Matthew the most since I signed my SCW contract, do you have any idea what happened to him?”

“Lizzie, if I knew that I would’ve told you by now.” Marty responded as he shook his head. “Truth is he broke off contact from me shortly after you booked the Bloodstock tickets and I was just as surprised as you where that he contacted me.”

“So wait, who where you calling in England?” I asked and Marty sighed.

“Matthew’s lawyers and apparently he dropped the lawsuit against SCW the night after your official debut.” Marty responded and that just confused me even more. “When I asked why they said that Matthew realized that there wasn’t that strong a case.”

“Not that strong a case? Mark Ward fired him and hired me in his place because of my ass and if that’s not a strong case for wrongful termination and sexual discrimination then I’m the Pope!” I pointed out and Marty sighed. “Have you tried talking to Matthew?”

“I did and he just evaded my questions!” Marty responded with a grunt as he shook his head. “The Skars are just as clueless, granted they were never that bright to begin with but still!”

“Look, we’ll try to figure out just what the hell is wrong with Matthew another time but I don’t need this just before a big match!” I responded and Marty nodded in agreement.

“I agree wholeheartedly though I’m beginning to think the fact that he’s only held one title in SCW and that was a little under two years ago may have something to do with it.” Marty responded and I shook my head; I didn’t want to believe it but the Burnside debacle, Team SCW vs. Team Erick, the return of Burnside, his unsuccessful attempt to win the Heavyweight title, the attack on Mark Ward last year, how long has he been going crazy exactly? “You’re competing for a shot at a title and coincidentally it’s the Bombshell equivalent of the only title Matthew has won in this company.”

“I know that, I saw the card as soon as it was posted on SCW’s website.” I responded with a grunt of annoyance. “Any other time I would’ve welcomed a possible title shot but there’s just one problem, it’s the week before Christmas and we have that flight scheduled.”

“Not anymore, I was able to get our tickets cancelled.” Marty responded and I sighed in relief. “It was a bit touch and go but I was able to book us another flight this time next week.”

“Flying home on Christmas Eve?” I asked and Marty nodded, great, as if going through TSA wasn’t annoying enough already! “I’ll take it, especially compared to the alternative.”

“Sorry Lizzie but those were the only tickets I could book, fortunately they are First Class Seats, you and Matthew may be flying home on Christmas Eve but you’ll be doing it in style!” Marty responded and I grinned liking the sound of that. “Anyway I think that’s everything, I’ve got to book Matthew’s Bloodstock ticket.”

“Sure.” I responded and Marty went to leave, then it hit me. “What was that about Matthew’s Bloodstock Ticket?”

“He insisted on going with us once he saw that Saxon where playing.” Marty responded and I just shook my head, he may actually fit in at a metal festival. “He wants a Weekend ticket as well.” Marty added before leaving the room, now that I’m alone, exasperated but alone, I decided to start on my promo for the match!

“It’s the week before Christmas and most people are getting everything sorted out, from the tree to the tree decorations and in my case winning my next match! This week on the final SCW show of 2013 I am one of four Bombshells competing for a chance at the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship including the former champion Mercedes, Joanne Canelli and Traci Paterson I think it’s only fair that I start with the woman who lost the title to Amy in the first place!”

This will be good.

“Mercedes, what can I say? You’ve beaten Amy numerous times in other feds but when that feud comes over to SCW can you get the job done? Nope! That tells me one thing, either you are losing your touch or Amy got lucky, twice! For me that former option seems the most likely and that can only mean one thing for you, you will be defeated in this match!”

Next up is Joanne.

“Another former champion and someone I’ve competed against before is up next in the form of Joanne! The last time we met was in the final Bombshell Match to feature Raynin of The Fallen and, well, we both know what happened after that match! Joanne this week will not be a repeat of that match because I refuse to let myself get distracted!”

Last but not least is Traci.

“I would say that I saved the best for last but I’d be lying, I actually saved the worst for last or, as far as I’m concerned, the least interesting Bombshell in this match, Traci Paterson, what exactly have you done to earn your place in this match? Nothing unless we’re not counting Mark Ward’s bedroom! I don’t have much to say to you besides that except that I am going to win!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up!

“Three Bombshells stand in my path of winning my first ever match and my first ever title in this company! Not only will I win this match I will win it in convincing fashion as I move towards the New Year which as far as I’m concerned will be my year because The Future is Here and The Prodigal Daughter has arrived!”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 Lizzie may have lost the Battle Royal at High Stakes III but she made a good impression in the process, to the point where, three weeks later, she was booked in her Climax Control debut match in a Fatal Four Way Match between former ACW Vixens Ruby and Angela Fallon and the always dangerous Syrian Bombshell Parand Ara who hasn’t exactly done much since her feud against Vixen last Summer, can Lizzie win her first official match?

Roy’s Flamingo, Las Vegas, Nevada
November 1st, 2013, 17:00pm

Blind dates can be fun…..when said date isn’t late that is!

That’s pretty much why I’m at this restaurant in Las Vegas, basically when I moved in to the area a couple of weeks before High Stakes III I signed up to a dating site after seeing how happy Jessie is with her boyfriend, and before you ask that threesome I had with her and Shane was a one off thing (as fun as it was for the three of us), so I went on the prowl in the weeks leading up to High Stakes III, granted being in the Caribbean did limit my opportunities for dates outside of SCW and Jessie’s already taken so that’s why it’s taken me so long.

Anyway that’s not why you’re here, if it was then this would be one of those idiotic dating shows that are on every other channel back in the UK, no you’re here because I have my official Climax Control debut coming up and it’s against Ruby, Angela Fallon and Parand “stick up her ass” Ara, yeah encase you can’t tell I don’t exactly have a high opinion off her.

Why? More on that later in the promo because I have good news and bad news, good news is that I see someone approaching my table that isn’t one of the waiters, bad news? It’s Marty.

“Marty, I swear to god if your my blind date I’m jumping out the second story window.” I grunted once he got close enough and this wasn’t exactly helped by the fact that he had sat down in front of me.

“Why would I waste my time with blind dates when I can instead just hire hookers?” Marty asked and I just shook my head in disgust, how Matthew put up with this sleezeball I’ll never know. “Anyway that’s not why I’m here.”

“If you’re here to make him sign a mountain of waivers just so he’d consent to you filming a sex tape I’ll throw you out of the second story window.” I responded as I took a sip from my drink, once Marty shook his head I sighed in resignation. “Okay, what the hell do you want? I thought I told you and the descendants of the Three Stooges to stay at home?”

“Well for starters, I booked the Bloodstock tickets!” Marty responded and I grinned, I had all but promised him a blowjob if he brought the tickets for all of us after Megadeth where confirmed, something I learned via Jessie’s promo last week. “Second, your date’s stuck in traffic and I don’t know how long he’ll be, you know how busy these cities can get!”

“Marty, I grew up in Watford, a medium sized town in Hertfordshire, England.” I answered with a frown on my face. “How would I know anything about city life? Yes, I did go to London when I was training to be a gymnast and by extension training to be a wrestler under Matthew, get your head out of the gutter…” I warned him once I saw the look on Marty’s face.

“Yeah, but I’d say that it worked out for the best.” Marty answered with a grin and I frowned.

“Little fact Marty, before I met you and Matthew I was a shoe in to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.” I answered and Marty winced. “My trainer wouldn’t let me train for both so I had to choose between the Olympics and following my life-long dream, I think it’s obvious what I went for but that’s beside the point.”

“Err, ma’am….” I looked up and saw the waiter that was serving me. “Is this gentlemen your date? And are you ready to order?”

“No, to both questions.” I answered and the waiter nodded. “Actually….” I trailed off before whispering in his ear, he nodded and turned to Marty.

“Sir, she has just offered to pay for anything you order as long as it doesn’t cost more than fifty dollars.” The waiter told him and Marty grinned at that. “Can I get you something to drink?”

“Water for now, I’ll go find my own seat soon.” Marty told him and he nodded before walking off, once he left he turned to me. “You didn’t need to do that.”

“Marty, it’s a half hour drive back home and I can tell that you haven’t eaten yet.” I pointed out with an annoyed sigh. “Just be sure to pay me back at a later date and we’ll call it even.”

“Good point, well I’m off to find me a place to sit.” Marty said before standing up and walking off, I almost did my promo from inside the restaurant but I realized that the noise level would make that impractical so I headed outside for a bit, once I was outside I started my promo. “My efforts at High Stakes III where futile but it’s obvious that I turned some heads in Mark’s office, and not because of my ass either, this week I’m fighting three other Bombshells in a Fatal Four Way match that will be sure to test my skill, first up on the chopping block is Parand.”

Yep, I’m starting with this bitch.

“Obviously we haven’t fought before but I’ve seen your matches Parand, your nothing but a damn rotten coward who hides behind her religion to disguise that fact, the fact that you were beaten by Jessie Salco, Vixen and the team of Misty and Odette Ryder pretty much cements that fact, you know what else Parand? This match will just extend your loss record after you lose to me!”

Next up is Angela.

“Angela, the only woman in this match who I faced before and that was coincidentally my debut match, not only that but despite being a last minute entrant in the match you survived until the end where you were eliminated by Vixen to win the match, no such luck here Angela, we all know what you are capable off now and I’ll use that knowledge to beat you!”

Last but not least is Ruby.

“That just leaves the odd woman out, Ruby, I never got a chance to watch ACW when it was still active but from what I understand you didn’t even get to have your debut match in that fed either so in a way this is your debut match as well, I’ll be on hand to make sure that it is a very unsuccessful debut because I don’t intend to lose this match at all!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Ruby, Angela, Parand, there may be nothing on the line in this match but that won’t stop me from winning this match! You three had better prepare yourselves ladies because the Future is here and The Prodigal Daughter has arrived!”

I entered the restaurant in time for the waiter to tell me that my date had (finally) arrived as the scene fades.

 Title: You call yourself a god? I shall dethrone you!

Since the Team Erick debacle ended Matthew Kennedy hasn’t been in action but at Summer XXXTreme II that was going to change, he was taking on the extremely dangerous Jericho Hill in single’s competition, Jericho was a man who fancied himself as a god and coupled with the egos off Matthew and Marty this could be an explosive situation, can Matthew win?

On board the Royal Monarch Cruise Liner, the open seas
August 15th, 2013, 11:00am

Erick Staggs may have failed and he may be the personal lapdog of Christian Underwood and Mark Ward but that doesn’t matter to me.

I may have joined Team Erick out of hatred for Mark and Christian but no matter who I align with, no matter who I turn against I will always have one goal and one goal only in mind, that goal is the SCW Heavyweight Championship, I may have failed once but I intend to fix that mistake once and for all!

And if anyone gets in my way they will pay!

Jericho Hill is my next opponent and he fancies himself as a god, all I can say is that I have never believed in god and I’m not going to start now! Besides this so called god has been on a losing streak as off late and I will be another wrestler who will defeat him!

“Matthew, I got your drink for you.” I looked up and saw Marty with two alcoholic drinks in his hands, I took one with a nod of thanks and Marty took a sip. “Remember what happened at the last Summer XXXTreme?”

“You mean the part where I lost my chance at the Roulette Championship due to the incompetence off Bruce Evans or the part where Jason Burnside returned after weeks of absence due to his kidnapping of Laura Williams?” I asked and Marty gulped. “Before you even think about answering either of those questions I’d rather not talk about them and if you value your job you won’t even mention them!”

“Yeah, let’s change the subject!” Marty responded rather quickly. “I was talking about the sunbathing bombshells anyway!”

“I’d ask if that’s all you talk about but that’s like asking Jessie Salco if she listens to heavy metal.” I responded as I shook my head. “I’m surprised she went to Bloodstock and participated in the circle pits and walls of death when she has a huge match herself.”

“She’s a tough chick; hot too, shame about the boyfriend though.” Marty answered before getting a call on his cell-phone and walking off to answer it, the reception is terrible on the ship so I know that I’ll have a few minutes to myself which means promo time!

“Summer XXXTreme has turned into quite the summer time tradition for SCW and I once again find myself competing in a match during the event, however unlike last year I am not competing for a championship, rather I am competing in a single’s match against Jericho Hill as I rise to the top of SCW’s food chain, Jericho Hill is nothing more than a stepping stone with a god complex!”

It’s that simple.

“If Jericho Hill was truly a god, why would he need to wrestle? And if we go with the answer “because he wants too” why is he on a losing streak recently? Do you have an answer to that question Jericho? Off course not, if you could then you’d be capable of rational thought! The fact of the matter is Jericho is that you’re an insane joke of a wrestler!”

And I will have the last laugh!

“To put it as simply as I can, Jericho does not belong in a wrestling ring, he belongs in a mental asylum but then again I can think of several other wrestlers who match that description so I don’t think I need any further elaboration on that particular subject, the fact of the matter is that you are an insane stepping stone on my road to greatness Jericho and I will defeat you!”

I got out my IPod and started playing “God Is Dead” by Black Sabbath.

“I believe this song describes our current situation, you believe yourself to be a god but you dreams will soon be dead at my hands! I have far grander plans then merely beating you Jericho and you will soon fall victim to my superior wrestling skills! Enjoy your wrestling career whilst it lasts Jericho because I will put an end to it!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Jericho, you probably wonder why I didn’t do a promo last week, it’s simple, you are not someone who I can take seriously and I will prove that you are a joke and that I can and will defeat you! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Jericho Hill is about to be cancelled!”

Marty returned to me as the scene fades.

 As a result of last week’s attack on Thatcher Rex by Kain Thatcher is taking time off and the Roulette Title is now vacated, however the new Roulette Champion will be decided at the upcoming Into The Void II Supercard taking place in San Diego, California, the opponents remained the same besides Thatcher’s removal from the match, can Matthew win the title again?

Matthew’s hotel room, San Diego, California
June 15th, 2013, 11:00am

Announce that you are taking over SCW and no one bats an eye, announce that SCW will be on the line at the next Supercard and everyone loses their minds!

That is the general gist of the end of the last Climax Control before Into the Void II, how else can I really describe it? Whilst I am confident that Team Erick will prevail I may need to go into business for myself and that’s going to start the moment that I win the SCW Roulette Championship, in a way I have to thank Kain, his attack on Thatcher Rex last week has made my job much easier.

And that’s not counting the mystery opponent.

For simplicity’s sake I will be ignoring the mystery opponent, the reasons are very simple as I don’t know who it is and it could be anyone in the company, maybe even the wrestling industry, and I have no way to adequately promo against him without repeating myself which is not something that I am planning on doing!

“Hello, Earth to Matthew!” Marty called out to me as he waved his hand in front of my face, I looked up and saw Marty and the Skar Bros standing next to me whilst the US version of the “I laugh at idiots and the show host” show, otherwise known as the Jeremy Kyle show, plays on the TV, I quickly turned off the TV and turned to them. “Oh thank god, I thought you actually liked that show!”

“I do but merely to laugh at the idiots.” I responded before motioning to a semi-empty can of beer. “I’ve even started a drinking contest.”

“Do I even want to know the rules?” Marty asked before shaking his head. “Fuck it! Tell me anyway.”

“Take a shot every-time Jeremy acts like a pompous asshole, take several shots for each bleeped out swear word, drink a whole can of beer when someone fails the lie detector test…..” I trailed off as I listed the rules.

“Is that an elaborate ruse to kill off the world’s population?” Marty asked as I continued to list the rules for the drinking game.

“If it was I’d post it on my website with a DVD of Jeremy Kyle show episodes downloaded from YouTube and send it out to the world.” I responded and Marty looked at me funny. “And I haven’t been on my laptop all day, go ahead, feel free to check it.” I told Marty and he did so.

“Okay, you haven’t updated it all day, you win, your correct.” Marty admitted before walking over. “Anyway, what were you thinking about?”

“Besides how likely alcohol poisoning would be if I continued the Jeremy Kyle Show Drinking Contest?” I asked before shaking my head. “I’ll give you one guess and only one guess; it has to do with the SCW Roulette Championship.”

“Your match at Into the Void II, I’d like to say that I’m surprised but that’s the biggest lie since Justin Bieber was told that she was a boy.” Marty responded as he shook his head. “Kain we know what to expect from but the mystery opponent is, well, a mystery.”

“And that’s why I’ll be treating this match as if it was a rematch from Climax Control.” I told him as I leaned back. “With the mystery opponent there’s too many variables, it could be Casey, it could be Spike, it could be Jessie Salco pulling double duty for all I bloody care!” I added and Marty looked at me funny. “That woman’s faced men before; she did represent SCW in the Super J Cup Tournament a few months ago,”

“Good point.” Marty agreed with a nod. “Well I’m off to get breakfast; I know you had it earlier so I’ll see you later.”  Marty said before leaving for the hotel room with the Skar Bros, now that I had some time to myself I turned to the camera.

“Into the Void II will mark the end of many eras, the end of Thatcher’s reign as Roulette Champion, the end of Jason Burnside’s career and the end of SCW under the regime of Mark Ward and Christian Underwood, it’s been a long time coming, if SCW was a publically traded company the investors would’ve forced Mark and Christian to step down long ago, but in the meantime I have a title to win officially.”

I said as I held up the title.

“We all know how this saga started, with Christian and Mark’s inability to hire competent staff members, but this saga will end with Erick Staggs as the new head of SCW and me as the official SCW Roulette Champion! For the sake of simplicity I will only address Kain in this promo because the mystery opponent has too many variables attached to it, so let’s get started, shall we?”

This will be quick.

“Kain, you did beat me last week on Climax Control but you beat me in a glorified MMA match, not a true sport! We have yet to prove who out of the two of us is the superior athlete but I have a little secret, I already know who the superior athlete is, it’s me! You got one lucky shot with that damn discuss punch but that won’t happen at Into the Void II!”

Why?

“The reason is very simple, unlike a vast majority of professional wrestlers I learn from my mistakes in the ring and that match is one giant mistake that I will rectify at Into the Void II! The outcome of our match couldn’t be any simpler, no matter what the stipulation, no matter what you throw at my, no matter what happens I will leave San Diego, California as a two time SCW Roulette Champion!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Kain, mystery opponent, there can only be one winner of this match and ironically it’s the man that’s currently holding the SCW Roulette Championship! A title that I should’ve won when I originally challenged Thatcher Rex for it after I won that Number 1 Contenders Match! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Kain and the mystery opponent, whoever it is, is about to be cancelled.”

I went to my laptop to plan something for next week as the scene fades.

 Matthew lost his chance at the Roulette Championship under controversial circumstances as the referee didn’t see his foot on the ropes, whether or not the referee will be punished for this is anyone’s guess and with Burnside’s recent return the pressure was on Matthew.

On top of all that Matthew was teaming up with Casey Williams to take on Goth and Brother Grimm for the SCW Tag Team Titles, can Matthew win despite the bounty on the heads of Team Erick?

Walking the streets of San Diego, California
May 23rd, 2013, 15:00pm

First that idiotic referee costs me the Roulette Championship then Mark Ward puts that damn bounty on the members of Team Erick then Jason Burnside pretty much admitted that I helped him get acquitted, at any moment I am expecting a cartoonish anvil to fall on my head.

But I digress, the bounty is easily manageable, I have two of the best bodyguards money can buy at my side and if they (somehow) fail I’m a damn good wrestler to boot so either way I will be protected and that goes double for the SCW Tag Team Championship Match this Sunday at Climax Control, if nothing else this should be a piece off…..

I’d continue but two men are attacking me at the moment.

“Get these bloody idiots off me!” I shouted at the Skar Bros who quickly charged in, Al speared the first one to attack and started putting the boots to him whilst Zach took the other out of his boots with a clothesline, Marty helped me to my feet and I pointed to the Skar Bros. “Put these idiots in the hospital, we need to send a message that no two idiotic wrestling fans will EVER take down a member of Team Erick!”

“Matthew, are you serious!? Think of the lawsuits!” Marty protested and I ignored him, Al forced the first idiot to his feet and threw him through a store window whilst Zach slammed the other’s head into a car door repeatedly. “Matthew, seriously just listen to me! My lawyer isn’t this good!”

“It’s called Self Defense.” I responded as I turned to my manager. “These idiots attacked me first because of that damn bounty Mark Ward placed on our heads and now they will pay the consequences, I won’t be pressing charges because ten thousand dollars is a damn good prize in today’s ecomany but this will make any future attackers think twice!”

“Well, if you say so! Let’s just get out of here before the cops show up!” Marty said as he pointed out several people calling the cops, we quickly walked off as I shook off the attack. “So what do we do now Matthew?”

“We head back to the hotel room, the cops will show up there eventually and I need to clear my head.” I responded as I turned to them. “The hotel’s a twenty minute walk from here. This will give us a chance to talk business.”

“I’m guessing by “business” you mean the Tag Title Match?” Marty asked and I nodded without hesitation. “Well you were great rivals with Casey so logic dictates that you’ll be just as good, if not better, as tag team partners.”

“Marty just think about it for a second, if logic applied to professional wrestling my SCW career would’ve ended the moment I attacked those two morons during my feud with Casey due to me being arrested on two counts of assault among other things!” I responded with a frown. “Besides that there’s also one other factor and I think we all know who that is,”

“Burnside……” Marty trailed off as he shuddered. “Look I get why you brought him in in the first place but couldn’t you have gone with someone less psychotic?!”

“First off, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down. For god’s sake The bloody Ultimate Warrior is more mentally sound than Jason!” I responded as we made our way to the hotel. “Second I had to make that choice at the last minute and my brother owed me a favor, a favor that destroyed his career and led to his suicide but a favor non-the-less!”

“Yeah I guess that……wait, you never mentioned that part!” Marty realized once the weight of my statement hit him.

“Would you talk freely about that fact that your mistake led to your own brother’s suicide?” I asked with an annoyed grunt. “My other siblings refuse to even acknowledge my existence! Pretty much the only person who has forgiven me is my father as he understands that I did what I had to do! And don’t bother with your damn pity! You’d just be wasting your time!”

“Err, you know what? Let’s go on ahead and let Matthew catch up.” Marty suggested to the Skar Bros. who nodded without hesitation before going into the hotel room, now that I have some time to myself I decided to address my next opponents.

“I bet you feel real clever don’t you Mark? Putting a ten thousand dollar bounty on the heads of every member of Team Erick in an attempt to take us down.” I said before shaking my head. “In reality you’re a bloody idiot who’s lost without Christian! If Christian was still around he’d tell you that the bounty was a stupid idea because it makes the Team Erick members much more dangerous! We’ve practically become cornered wild animals, we will fight until we are dead or free or this trap or in this case just free of the bounty, with that said I have the tag titles to win!”

And win them I shall, I’m starting with Goth!

“One year ago who would’ve thought that I’d ever team up with Casey Williams much less for the SCW Tag Team Championship? Certainly not me but things have a funny way of working themselves out, don’t they? Goth the last time we met in the ring was just before I decided to go after the SCW Heavyweight Championship, a title that I’m still owed a rematch for because Nick Jones can’t win a match without those idiots at his side! That was several months ago and I can assure you that history won’t repeat itself, keep those titles warm for us as they are coming to Team Erick!”

Next up is Brother Grimm.

“And as for Brother Grimm, I don’t care about this idiot either way, am I supposed to be impressed that you put Daniel Tyler out to pasture in your debut? Justin Bieber could beat that idiot and even then you attacked him after a Mixed Tag Match against two Semi-Finalists in the Blast from the Past Tournament! How you two beat Blood Omen I’ll never know but I do know this! Those titles are coming home with us and more importantly to Team Erick!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“All I can really say is this, Goth, Brother Grimm, your time as Tag Team Champions is on Life-Support and me and Casey Williams will be the ones to pull the plug! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and the title reign of Goth and Brother Grimm is about to be cancelled by order of Erick Staggs.”

I entered the hotel as the scene fades.

 It was time for the NWA’s annual Lord of the Ring event which was being held from the Birthplace of SCW Las Vegas, Nevada so naturally there were several members of SCW competing in the event including “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy, the other competitors? Fellow Team Erick members Misty and Ace Baldwin where also representing SCW alongside Angel The Malignant, DJ and El Locon from RVW, Duke Ata Tupoi, Canadian Crippler and Ethan Brody from ACW, Spectre, Derek Parks and Sean Jackson from the soon to be deceased BACW and Magnum Randal. Vixen and Chris Xtreme where representing the NWA as a whole, can Mathew win?

Matthew’s hotel room, San Francisco, California
May 15th, 2013, 11:00am

This has not been a good week for me.

Through my assistance Team Erick once again asserted dominance over the idiots in Team SCW but a spanner has been thrown into the works, a massive spanner by the name of Jason Burnside and what’s worse is that we don’t know his motivations, and as for why that psychopath is out of prison……I refuse to answer that.

However I will be answering questions that relate to two things, the upcoming Lord of the Ring event being held by the NWA which I, off course, am participating in alongside Misty and Ace Baldwin and my Roulette Title Match against Thatcher Rex of Team SCW, I guess my officiating in last week’s Roulette Rules Mixed Tag Match that featured Rex brought the match forward, for now I wish to focus on the Lord of the Ring match for two reasons, that promo will take significantly longer so it is best that I get it out of the way as soon as possible and it will leave me to do my next promo tomorrow.

“Look, I’m sorry you lost your son but you can’t hold us responsible for the failings of the criminal justice system!” I heard Marty yell down the phone for the fifth time since Climax Control, you know that old saying “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”? As far as we’re concerned that’s total bollocks! At least as far as the Burnside situation is concerned, Marty eventually hanged up and grunted in annoyance. “Remind me again, why did you hire Burnside?”

“I needed someone who could match Casey’s strength and at the time I thought that bringing in someone with no wrestling experience and teaching him some basic wrestling moves would be my best option.” I responded as I folded my arms. “Instead the whole debacle nearly killed my career and killed my brother’s career and now that he’s back we need to be extra vigilant.”

“Do we even know whose side this guy’s on?” Al chimed in and I shook my head.

“Based on his actions I assumed that he was on Team SCW’s side but he didn’t stop once to check on Thatcher or Faith, all he seemed to care about was causing as much chaos as possible.” I responded as I turned to them. “That is exactly what SCW doesn’t need right now, more chaos to fuel the fire between Team SCW and Team Erick.”

“I thought he was in jail anyway, can’t we just report him to the authorities?” Zach asked and we turned to him.

“I told you before, we will remain silent about that until the time is right, right now the last thing we need is dissension in Team Erick’s ranks!” I responded and the Skar Bros quickly took that as their cue to be quiet.

“Even though you’re facing fellow Team Erick members Misty and Ace Baldwin in the Lord of the Ring match.” Marty pointed out and I just stared at him. “So I’m assuming that you’ll just hope that the three of you will stay professional?”

“We’ll have too if we want Team SCW to win.” I responded as I pinched the bridge of my nose in annoyance. “Speaking of the match, I have a promo to do and I trust the three of you know what that means.”

“Yep, it’s time for us to leave!” Marty said before he stood up and led himself and the Skar Bros out of the room and closed the door behind them, once I knew that I had some time to myself I turned to the camera ready for my promo.

“One ring, fifteen competitors, five teams, one winner, it is that time of year again where wrestlers from all over the NWA compete in the Lord of the Ring match and I am proud to represent Team Erick in this match alongside Misty and Ace Baldwin, my encounters with Misty have been limited since I debuted in SCW and the last time an associate of mine met Ace Baldwin he ended up costing Ace the match, I can only hope that the three of us can set that aside and secure a win in this match.

And now I will explain some technical details about this promo.

“And as for the promo order for this match it will be simple, I will address each team in alphabetical order and move onto the next team after I’ve addressed all three members of one team and for obvious reasons I’ll be leaving Team SCW out of it, naturally I am starting with Team ACW, some may call them the underdogs for having three unproven wrestlers in it, I disagree.”

First up is my old ally Ata.

“Ata Tupoi, a man who I hold in high regard and someone who’s been used as a mercenary of sorts in SCW, it’s a shame that you never signed on to represent us as we would’ve been sure to crush all opposition in our way but I guess you had to choose your home federation, that was your first and last mistake as you are facing the three best wrestlers that SCW has to offer and rest assured, you will lose!”

Next up is Canadian Crippler.

“Crippler, I tried to watch your promo for material for material but all I got was irrelevant nonsense! I think that fact paints a perfect picture of how seriously your taking this match and rest assured that will be your downfall! You obviously have no idea who you’re dealing with because otherwise you’d be seeing this match in a different light, this will be another easy victory for Team Erick.”

Next up is Ethan Brody.

“Ethan Brody never heard of you so I assume that you are a newcomer to ACW and by extension the Alliance, I don’t think a more accurate picture of how desperate ACW is could be painted by a Renascence Artist! Needless to say ACW’s participation in this match was over before it even began and I, Misty and Ace Baldwin will see to it personally!”

Next up is Team BACW and Spectre.

“I often describe the members of SCW trying to keep the old Christian/Mark regime going as servicemen trying desperately to fix a sinking ship even as it’s descending into the water, needless to say that ship will soon be joined by BACW and unless it’s members find new homes elsewhere in the Alliance they will be joining the ship, Spectre, we have never met personally but you did successfully defend your title against Goth and for that I commend you, however if I was challenging for the title I can guarantee you that there would’ve been a new champion crowned that night and I will prove it in the ring!”

Next up is Derek Parks.

“Two companies in a row have sent in complete unknowns, I guess that shows just how desperate a company BACW is! Derek you will be better off just pulling out of the match and saving yourself the humiliation at Team SCW’s hands, you do not realize who you are up against but you will find out very, very soon and by then it will be far too late!”

Next up is Sean Jackson.

“Finally, someone I’m familiar with, Sean Jackson! And I can see already that you do not like your partners in crime! Too bad for you, I respect Misty and Ace Baldwin and most importantly we are on the same page! You three on the other hand are a car wreck waiting to happen, we all know that the result will be ugly but we won’t be able to turn away from the carnage! Enjoy your brief time in the match Team BACW!”

Next up is Team NWA and Vixen.

“Up until now I’ve been addressing my opponents in the order that they were announced in, that will have to change for Team NWA for one reason and one reason alone, Vixen is on Team NWA! A member of Team SCW is on the opposing team from Team SCW which is filled with Team Erick Members, I’m sure I don’t have to remind you how badly this will end for her! Vixen, you should’ve left the sinking ship when you could love because now you will lose at our hands!”

Next up is Magnum Randall.

“Magnum, do you remember the last time we were in a ring together? I do, more specifically I remember pinning you for the three count! This may be a different match with different rules but history has a habit of repeating it’s self doesn’t it? And I can assure you that history will repeat itself in the Lord of the Ring match!”

Next up is Chris Xtreme.

“As for Chris, I barely remember this idiot from last year’s King of the Deathmatch tournament though the fact that I was eliminated in the first round doesn’t help at all! Chris you are just another wrestler blocking Team SCW’s path to greatness but I assure you that that will all change when the bell has rung and Team SCW is declared the victors.”

Last but not least are Team RVW and Angel.

“I was tempted to ignore Team RVW completely they are an upstart company in this alliance that took advantage of PRA’s closure after all! But then I saw who was representing the company! Angel the Malignant! Whilst we have never met I do know that you have faced the lovely Jessie Salco in the Super J Tournament earlier this year, how did that end?” I asked before playing the end of the match on the TV. “That’s right, you lost by pinfall and as I said before history will repeat itself!”

Next up is DJ.

“Ah yes, DJ, another wrestler who lost to a Bombshell in the Super J Cup Tournament, only this time he has his chance at avenging the loss! Unfortunately we won’t let that happen! This match may be every man and woman for themselves but we won’t be stopped either way! I hope you enjoy being tossed over the top rope DJ because that’s exactly where you are going!”

Last but not least is El Locon.

“I couldn’t care less about El Locon, he is yet another unknown to me and I will make sure that he is eliminated swiftly! There’s no other way for this to go, like I said RVW is an upstart company in the NWA and its choice of wrestlers really shows that fact and with the assistance off Misty and Ace Baldwin Team SCW will be victorious.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up!

“Team SCW will be unstoppable in this match! We will work together like a well-oiled machine and anyone who gets in our way will be swiftly thrown over the top rope! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and on behalf of Team SCW I would like to say that Team ACW, BACW, NWA and RVW are about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

 Due to his feud with Mark Ward and by extension his stable Supremacy it had been several months since Matthew Kennedy’s last title shot, that changes at the next Supercard where he is competing for a title, good news right?

Nope, at least in his eyes, he is back to competing for the SCW Roulette Championship as he is one of four men who was competing for a shot at Thatcher Rex’s SCW Roulette Championship, Thatcher himself had a hell of a defense ahead of him as he was taking on “Duke” Ata Tupoi, an old ally of Matthew’s, whilst Matthew’s opponents where his old rival and fellow Team Erick teammate Casey Williams, the returning Tommy Staggs and a man who had recently defeated Argento, can Matthew win and get back in the title picture?

Matthew’s hotel room, Brasilia, Brazil
April 18th, 2013, 11:00am

I swear to god, Mark Ward stuck me in this match just to spite me.

When I stated months ago that I was done with the SCW Roulette Division I bloody well meant it! My talents where being wasted in that division and I wanted to focus on the SCW Heavyweight Title, a championship that I’ve only had one shot at and I was screwed out of that shot! So what did they decide to do? Give me the title shot I deserve? No, they stuck me in a division that I said I was done with.

And people wonder why me and my associates joined Team Erick in the first place.

At the moment I am pinching the bridge of my nose in annoyance because Marty is yelling down the phone to Erick due to his failure a few weeks back, yes, my teammates haven’t exactly let him forget that he failed in his first task as a Team Erick member, fortunately he has just hung up and plops down on the sofa next to me.

“Ugh, you screw up one time and the whole world doesn’t let you forget it!” Marty muttered under his breath catching my attention.

“You screwed up by costing Ace Baldwin his match against Jordan Williams a few weeks ago.” I pointed out with a frown, “Now Ace Baldwin refuses to have any part of me despite the fact that we are on the same team and Team Erick cannot afford to have any failures this early in the operation!”

“So you’ll be cheering for Amanda against Jessie right?” Al asked and I turned to him. “I mean I know what Jessie said in her promo but…..”

“If I can be frank I can’t stand Amanda, she is annoying, dishonest and, pardon my French, an all-around bitch.” I grunted in annoyance. “Thus I will be cheering for Jessie instead, frankly, though I will never admit this to her face, I find the fact that she’s still a stable person, to a degree, despite everything that’s happened in her life somewhat inspiring.”

“Matthew has a girlfriend…..” Marty trailed off when he noticed my glare.

“I had a girlfriend once, she used to be my manager.” I answered as my eyes narrowed. “She died in a car crash after the WRF closed.”

“And this conservation just got awkward……” Marty said with a nervous gulp. “How about we change the subject…..and I have a perfect one! How about we talk about your match at Hostile Takeover?”

“Ah yes, that makes me feel so much better.” I responded as I rolled my eyes. “Talking about a match where I have to take on a fellow Team Erick teammate, even if he is my former rival Casey Williams, the forgotten Staggs brother and an idiot who I’ve already beaten, do I even need to say that it’s for a title that’s beneath me?!”

“Well…….yes, there is that……” Marty said with another nervous gulp. “But look at it this way, even if it’s for the SCW Roulette Championship, a title you feuded with Casey over for months, and you’ll still be in a title picture!”

“I should be in the SCW Heavyweight Title Picture, not this gimmick title picture!” I answered and Marty gulped.

“Well maybe you can revive your old feud with Williams?” Marty suggested and I turned to him. “Hell maybe you can bring back Burnside.”

“Marty, the day that I bring back Jason Burnside is the day that I get a sex change and I start competing for the SCW Bombshell Title as “Prime Time” Michelle Kennedy!” I answered with a scowl. “Leave me be! I have a promo to conduct and you’re getting on my nerves.”

“Say no more!” Marty responded before leaving the room with the Skar Brothers, I let out a sigh of relief once the door closed before I started my promo.

“My last title shot was months ago when I challenged Nick Jones for the SCW Heavyweight Championship, since then I have been too caught up in my feud with Nick and the other members of Supremacy, which thankfully have finally dissolved, to focus on winning any titles, now that the Team Erick/Team SCW Feud is in full swing I am back in the title picture……competing for a title that is beneath me!”

This is like sending the Roman Army against the Iceni Tribe of Ancient Briton.

“If this isn’t a ploy by Christian and Mark to protect Spike Staggs then I will be surprised but alas, if I must compete in this match then I will, three other men serve as my opponents, fellow Team Erick Member and my former rival Casey Williams, the Staggs brother who people want to forget Tommy Staggs and an idiot who I know I can beat, Argento, this is practically insulting to me and my talents!”

May as well get this over with, first up is Casey.

“Williams, in preparation for this promo I realized one thing, we never officially ended our feud in the ring, you had that match against Burnside and we agreed to end it outside of the ring peacefully so that we could move on with our lives, I guess you can call this the final nail in the coffin for our feud, the match that finally ends it.”

And off course I will win.

“I suppose if you want to compare this to something then look no further than the third Punic War between Rome and Carthage, officially it ended when Scippio ordered Carthage burnt to the ground, the ground salted and the survivors enslaved but it wasn’t until nineteen eighty five, over a thousand years later, that a peace treaty was signed, whilst it’s not as an extreme an example as that Williams in a way our feud is like that War, it ended with Burnside’s defeat, arrest and Laura’s rescue but we never ended it in the ring, at Hostile Takeover I shall rectify that, you may have won all of our matches but I will win the war.”

Next up is Tommy Staggs.

“When I faced Jamie Staggs during the Blast from the Past Tournament I called him the talentless Staggs brother and whilst I still maintain that Spike should’ve washed his hands off of that punk long ago it appears that I forgot about the third Staggs Brother, Tommy Staggs, is it any wonder why Spike is the only Staggs brother to do anything of note? Jamie is a bumbling idiot whose unborn child I fear for every day and Tommy…..”

Well, just look at this idiot!

“I never thought I’d say this but he makes those idiots who walk around yelling “Swag” and “YOLO” look dignified! This may be his return match but I assure you that as soon as I’m done with him he will regret ever deciding to return to the ring! I can only hope that Erick Staggs realizes that Spike Staggs is his only son worthy of that title and that he fires these idiots once he’s in charge! As for me I’ll gladly put Tommy back on the inactive wrestlers list.”

And last but not least Argento.

“And that brings me to my third and final opponent, Argento, a man who I faced several weeks ago after my manager screwed up trying to cost Jordan Williams his match against Ace Baldwin! I beat him that time and I am sure that I can do it again! In fact there is only one thing that I regret about that match several weeks ago.”

You want to know what that is?

“And that is simple, the fact that he never took my advice and left the sinking ship that is SCW under Christian Underwood and Mark Ward, instead he continues to “fight the right cause” without realizing that what he thinks is the right cause is a lost one, there’s only one right cause in this feud Argento and that is Erick Staggs cause, if you can’t see that than I will have no choice but to beat some sense into you!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Casey, Tommy, Argento, I have very different opinions about all three of you but one fact remains, the fact that I will return to America with a future shot at the SCW Roulette Championship, I may have said that it is beneath me but if it gets me back in the title hunt for the first time since my Heavyweight Championship attempt then so be it, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Casey Williams, Argento and Tommy Staggs are about to be cancelled.”

I went to get Marty and the Skar Bros as the scene fades.

 Blaze of Glory II was drawing near and with it came the stacked card from top to bottom, every match on the card had the potential to be great and in certain cases there was bad blood brewing between the participants but none more so than “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Supremacy’s Nick Jones, a feud that started over the SCW Heavyweight Championship and has evolved into a much more personal feud.

It’s now been a week since Matthew’s promo and Nick Jones has made his voice heard making it clear that he still thinks that Matthew’s way out of league, however as anyone without Nick’s ego can see, in other words everyone else on the planet, Matthew was cheated out of his victories both times, first time by outside interference and the second time by just plain old cheating, can Matthew win the war?

Matthew’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
February 28th, 2013, 11:00am

A week between promos gives one a chance to reflect on things, don’t you think?

I have seen Nick Jones’s promo and honestly, it’s more of his usual nonsense, he’ll never own up to the fact that he can’t beat me cleanly and he always makes excuses for himself whenever it’s brought up and this time is no different, so what am I reflecting on you may ask? It’s a very simple question with a very simple answer, my matches with Nick Jones!

I do know what transpired in those matches, no amount of nonsense spewing from the mouths of Nick Jones and Mark Ward can change that, but if I am to defeat Nick Jones and put this nonsense behind me I am going to have to look back on our past matches with a critical eye, I must analyze every mistake I made, every move we made and most importantly the finishes to the matches and what better way to do that than to rewatch them?

That is exactly what I am doing right now, I am sitting in my hotel room watching my previous matches against Nick Jones, not a single word has been uttered since I started watching these matches and I am currently watching my second match against Nick Jones which reinforced the fact that he can’t beat me without resorting to cheating, it’s as clear as day to me and everyone not named nor aligned with Nick Jones.

“Man, the boss has been watching those matches for two hours now!” Zach commented as he folded his arms. “He hasn’t even left to eat breakfast!”

“Can ya blame him?” Al pointed out as he shook his head. “This match with Nick Jones marks the end of the war between them as far as he’s concerned and he needs to be ready for anything.”

“What did I tell you about being completely silent throughout this process?” I asked bluntly and the two bodyguards quickly shut up. “Ah, to hell with it, the match is over!” I grunted before turning off the TV. “Where is Marty?!”

“Right here Matthew.” Marty called out from his laptop that was perched on a coffee table with a chair on it. “Just going over the last details of our plan going into Blaze of Glory II, Casper hasn’t been seen since last week’s match so we may need a replacement.”

“What have I told you about revealing plans on camera?” I asked and Marty quickly shut up. “As for Casper we’ll cross that bridge when the time comes but for now there’s only one man who should be on our minds!”

“Nick Jones?” Al asked and I nodded impatiently. “Did you see his promo last week?”

“No, I spent the wee hours of the morning watching school girl porn, what the bloody hell do you think I’ve been doing?!” I asked bluntly and the two bodyguards put their hands up defensively. “All of you leave; now, I have an idiot to address!”

“You heard the boss.” Al responded and Zach shrugged his shoulders before they went to leave the room. “At least now we can grab some breakfast!”

“Matthew, are you sure? We both know how riled up Nick Jones can get you!” Marty asked me and I turned to him with a frown on my face.

“I am the only reason your employed with this company and your second guessing me?” I asked and Marty shook his head. “So why are you questioning me?”

“Good point, I’d better get going!” Marty agreed before leaving the room. “You’ll join us for breakfast?”

“Soon as I am finished with my promo yes.” I responded and Marty left the room, now that I had some time to myself, at last, I turned to the camera. “Another week has passed and I am one step closer to my ultimate goal, winning the SCW Heavyweight Championship, Nick Jones? You are nothing but a fork in the road on my path to that goal!”

There, I said it.

“You may be trying to get a book deal going but me? I’ve actually been preparing for my match! There’s a reason that I left my promo until today and that reason is that I have been at the local gym working out as hard as I can in preparation for this match and on the non-physical side of things I have been taking a trip down memory lane by watching our last matches together!”

I know what you’re thinking, why?

“I know what you’re going to say in response to this Nick, to see how badly I can beat you, correct? Wrong, an intelligent man like myself knows what to do when taking a trip down memory lane and in my case I was looking at the matches with a critical eye, every mistake I made I analyzed, every move I made I analyzed, I even analyzed the endings to the matches as closely as I could, why? I did it so that I can be ready!”

And no, not ready for my defeat!

“This match, it won’t be a wrestling match, it’ll be an all-out brawl between myself and Nick Jones, two men who despise each other but for me this is a means to an end, the end of this rivalry that has distracted me from my true goal, the SCW Heavyweight Championship, every time I hear words come out of Nick Jones’s mouth all I hear is excuse after excuse, after Blaze of Glory the excuses stop and I’ll gladly welcome the idiots you drag around with you with open arms.”

Why?

“Because then I can out them out of their misery one by one! Your so called Entrouge are nothing but pests and the sooner that Christian comes to his senses and fires the lot of them the better! Once I’m done with them I will focus on you and I’ll watch as you beg for mercy before I hit you with the Prime Time Special and end the match the way that our first match should’ve ended only this time your idiots won’t save you!”

No one will save you.

“I said last week that justice will prevail when we meet in the ring for this match and your comments have done nothing but reinforce that belief, you are nothing but an idiot and an egomaniac and I will gladly put your career out of SCW’s misery, after all, if the SCW Heavyweight Championship was yours then why did you fail to win it back from Spike Staggs when you had your rematch?”

We all know the answer to that.

“It’s because your nothing but a miserable failure and your downward spiral began when you lost to Spike Staggs, since then you have been nowhere near the Main Event much less the SCW Heavyweight Championship and as far as I’m concerned you will never be that close to winning it back again! In fact this match will be by catapult to the top of the food chain and from there I will win the SCW Heavyweight Title.”

But what about you, what will you do?

“As far as I’m concerned you can start challenging Hawkes for the SCW Roulette Championship for all I care because the further you are from me the happier I am, you may think that such a title is bellow you but really, your time in the spotlight died the moment you lost the SCW Heavyweight Championship to Spike Staggs, it has been the feud with me that has kept it on life support!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“It has been a long journey for the both of us to reach this point Nick but this week at Blaze of Glory II we will come to the end of that road and begin anew, I intend to end the war with you at Blaze of Glory Nick and like I said last week, justice will prevail, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Nick Jones is about to be cancelled.”

I left my hotel room as the scene fades.