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Climax Control Archives / One Night Only.
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:05:50 PM »
 The mere fact that SCW had been around this long could be considered an achievement considering the size of the promotion, however SCW had done it, it had reached its 100th episode of Climax Control and they were celebrating in grand fashion.

How grand? Try bringing back big name stars of both the Bombshell and Male Divisions of the past, sticking them in the same ring and hosting not one but two Battle Royals as the Main Event! The Bombshell Battle Royal consisted of the following names, Kittie, Brandi Shotze, Emma Rose, Faith, Cookie S’Mores, Karina Koji, the Tattooed Goddesses and Lizzie Smalls whilst the Male Battle Royal has the star attraction of this promo, featuring names like Max Burke, Casey Williams, Jamie Staggs, Ben Jordan, Aleksei Koji, Goth, Ethan Brody, Jordan Williams and the man himself “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy, Matthew hasn’t been seen since his short lived yet popular segment known as Matthew Kennedy News ended with Lizzie Short’s contract but by all reports he has amassed a small fortune for himself in the months since his last appearance but can Matthew win?

Matthew’s private jet, somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean
November 27th, 2014, 11:00am

Absence makes the heart grow yonder, doesn’t it?

I haven’t been seen on SCW TV since the Matthew Kennedy News Segment that got hijacked by Gabriel towards the end and ever since I have been asked why? Why did Lizzie Short’s SCW tenure end up being so, well, short? Why did the Matthew Kennedy News segments end so abruptly? What have I done since then aside from the fact that I attended Bloodstock also known as my British Festival of Choice?

I will answer each question in time.

What you do need to know is this, wrestling is no longer necessary to me, I use old injuries as an excuse whenever it is brought up but the truth this those injuries healed months ago, simply put I am a self-made man, my wrestling school back in England has paid for itself because many aspiring wrestlers see my old matches and go “I want that man to train me”.

It’s not just the school either, wise investments, saving money, in short, it has all added up.

“Matthew, I don’t know how else to put it.” Marty said as he took a sip from his drink. “You have been training non-stop for one Battle Royal that was barely announced a week ago and you’re treating it a lot differently from your past “one night only” matches, if I didn’t know any better I’d say that this is your comeback.” He added and I took a deep breath.

“Marty, I will be thirty this spring and I am a self-made millionaire.” I started with a sigh before glancing over at Lizzie Short, or should that be Lizzie Kennedy. “I am married to a gorgeous twenty two year old former gymnast turned wrestler, the things she can do in the bedroom would make most porn stars jealous.” I added as I took a sip. “And I don’t mean the bastardization of the word that the Mean Girls use.”

“Don’t hold back darling.” Lizzie chimed in with a big smirk on her face. “Why don’t you just go ahead and thoroughly explain our sexual exploits for the whole world to see and hear.” She added before pointing to the camera.

“If I were to do that, we may as well turn this promo into our sextape.” I responded as I shook my head. “And I am not letting the promo for my comeback match deteriorate to that point.”

“I guess you’re….” Lizzie trailed off as hit her, Marty quickly got it too and he ended up spitting the contents of his drink out. “Did I hear that right?”

“Indeed you did.” I responded as I took a deep breath. “It is time I came out with the truth, I have been waiting for an opportunity like this to come my way and when Christian called me about the alumni Battle Royal I knew it was the time.” I said as I took another sip, “Starting this Sunday, the 30th of November, I am returning to wrestling.”

“You can’t be serious?” Lizzie asked as she looked at me long and hard. “Matthew, do I even need to say how unnecessary this is? We’re flying in your own bloody private jet!”

“And there are all the times you’ve been asked to return to SCW only to turn them down citing injuries.” Marty added as he recovered from the shock. “Where you even injured at all?”

“When I retired, yes, yes I was.” I said as I leaned back. “According to my doctor if I had continued to wrestle from Summer XXXTreme II onwards it is highly likely that I wouldn’t be able to walk by the time I was thirty five, as much as I hate to admit it, my body was breaking down.” I added before shaking my head. “But I refused to let my body defeat me, whilst you were French kissing Jessie Salco and buying Shane Viagra I was training around the clock, at times the pain was unbearable but as a result I am in the best condition of my life, I no longer have to fear being unable to walk by the age of thirty five and most importantly, I am a new man.”

“As if the bloody plane wasn’t obvious enough.” Lizzie sighed before looking out the window. “Any idea when we are landing in Vegas? I lost track of time but we must’ve been flying for at least two hours by now.”

“Indeed, it shouldn’t take too much longer.” I added before closing my eyes. “Marty, Lizzie, I need time to conduct my promo, you know what to do.”

“Yeah, we know.” They responded with a nod before going to a different part of the aircraft, now that I am alone it is time to do something that I haven’t done in over a year.

“This time last year I never thought that I’d wrestle again, let alone sit in front of a camera and conduct a promo for one simple reason, I was told by a doctor that if I had continued I would’ve been paralyzed by the age of thirty five, to put that in perspective I am twenty nine years old, not only that but I am turning thirty this spring, I believe it goes without saying that this was a terrifying reality for me.”

I said as I looked to the side.

“It left me a bitter man for one reason, I never won the top title, I have one SCW Title Reign to my name and that title reign didn’t even last past the second title defense all thanks to two men that I am facing in the Alumni Battle Royal, Aleksei Koji and Casey Williams, and I have to be perfectly blunt here, they are the only ones that I am going to focus on, the rest will each by cancelled one by one.”

And I start with Casey.

“Casey, you were my first real feud in SCW and one of the best feuds I gave have ever had and yet I cannot help but draw parallels between us in how our careers ended, both forced out of wrestling by forces far beyond our control, both running very successful wrestling schools and our protégés failed to make an impact but the major difference is that Lizzie was not only my only protégé to join SCW but she simply wasn’t ready, I would like to add that since then I have gotten married to Lizzie and I couldn’t be happier, you had two and two miserable failures at that, I always knew I was the better wrestler but it’s apparent that I am the better teacher as well.”

Next up is Aleksei.

“Aleksei, I have never forgotten the fact that your mere presence in my second and last Roulette Title defense cost me the title, nor have I forgiven it, I will savor the moment when I eliminate you from the Battle Royal and there is nothing you can do to stop me.”

Before I wrap things up…..

“There have been three questions about my departure from SCW and I’ve already answered one, why did I leave? Injuries, why did the Matthew Kennedy news segments end when Lizzie Short’s contract ended? Simply put I felt that there was no way that I could top the final one and besides, when Lizzie left myself, the Skar Brothers and Marty followed suit, what have I done since then? Look around you, this jet is my own personal private jet do you need it spelt out? Through wise investments, my school and saving my money I have become a self-made millionaire.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“And yet, I hear the wrestling ring calling my name for one purpose, my wrestling comeback, and I am gladly answering it! Why? It’s obvious that I don’t need wrestling anymore! I am independently wealthy off course! It’s simply because I can, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and everyone else in the alumni battle royal is about to be cancelled!”

Marty and Lizzie returned as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / This will be fun!
« on: April 18, 2014, 10:22:50 PM »
 The second Climax Control of the African Tour was two days away and the Bombshells competing in the opening match where firing off promos left and right including the returning Bombshell Becky “Ragdoll” Jones and the new ones like Electra had joined in the fray among others and now it was “The Prodigy” Lizzie Short’s turn to talk trash about the opponents but can she finally win a match?

Lizzie’s hotel room, Cairo, Egypt
April 18th, 2014, 18:00pm

This match has just become more than just about winning my first match and title in the same night!

Granted that’s a pretty major part of my motivation going into the Battle Royal at Climax Control but I now have some extra motivation going into it, namely prove my doubters wrong, what brought this on you ask?

Look no further than the Bombshell that will face the winner of the Battle Royal!

That’s right, Amy Marshall, her comments about me being uninteresting and all that hit close to home especially since I’m Matthew’s protégé so I’ve been working out when I can for as long as possible and when I wasn’t doing that I was watching tapes of my old matches, from my brief time in this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament to my match against Emma Rose at Blaze of Glory III.

And it was around that time that I realized that I was doing all that on the night of the promo deadline and I hadn’t sent in a promo yet, yeah, panic set in pretty quickly and Marty called for an SCW cameracrew to come down and tape my promo as soon as possible.

So where’s Matthew in all this?

That’s the thing, Matthew hasn’t been seen in a couple of weeks, he had plans for a Blaze of Glory III edition of MKN where he’d interview Delia Darling but those plans fell through and according to Marty he was told that Matthew wouldn’t be attending the African tour due to some family emergency back home in England.

Yeah, I don’t know what that’s about either as MKN was proving to be a success and the African crowds would be looking forward to it not to mention the guests that he has lined up.

“So, any word from Matthew?” I asked as I entered the hotel room and Marty shook his head.

“If he comes back from London to attend a Climax Control I’ll be the first to know.” Marty responded as he shook his head. “But obviously he hasn’t and since this week’s Climax Control is two days away I don’t think he’ll be able to fly out to Egypt just like that!”

“I wouldn’t expect him to but still.” I responded as I shook my head. “MKN was going great and he has a lot more guests to go through, why is he delaying it for two months?”

“Your guess is as good as mine.” Marty responded as he shook his head. “Look if there was a family matter that he couldn’t ignore he would’ve told me at least some details so that you’d be in the know but he didn’t and you’re not.”

“Try to get in the know then.” I responded as I folded my arms. “Marty I need a favor, you co-run the wrestling school with Matthew so you have to have some contacts in the English Wrestling Scene.”

“I do and so does Matthew.” Marty responded as he shook his head. “What’s your point?”

“Contact them and ask if they heard anything from Matthew regarding what he’s up to.” I responded as I shook my head. “If he’s telling the truth then I’ll earn the title of biggest bitch ever but I get the feeling that he’s been hiding something since his return.”

“I’ll see what I can do but don’t expect an answer before Climax Control.” Marty responded as he shook his head. “Speaking of Climax Control you have a promo to do and I have some phone calls to make.” Marty added before leaving the room, now that I was alone I got started on my promo.

“SCW started its African Tour last week and the show was a success, can this week’s Climax Control live up to its high standards? I don’t care to be honest! There’s only one thing that I care about at the moment and that’s this, winning the match and proving Amy Marshall wrong, she says that I’m not a threat, I’ll use this to prove why I’m a threat!”

It’s that simple.

“Unlike Jessie I won’t be addressing everyone in the match, instead I’ll focus on the Bombshells that I’m familiar with and leave this little message to the remaining Bombshells, get in my way and you’ll find yourself flying over the top rope and too the floor because no matter who gets in my way I’ll find a way to win it!”

And I’ll start with Jessie!

“Jessie, I know you have your problems with Odette and her betrayal, trust me I’m just as pissed about it as you are and I didn’t even know her that well! That said if you think that you can just go through me and the other Bombshells in this match then you’re dead wrong! In fact it’s likely that you’ll be eliminated by someone because Odette interferes!”

Next up is Emma.

“As for Emma, you may have beaten me at Blaze of Glory but I’ll be damned if I’m about to let you repeat history against me! This is my chance to avenge my defeat against you at Blaze of Glory III and get a title out of it as well! All you can look forward to in this match is your elimination at either my hands or someone else’s!”

Next up is Karina.

“Karina, I know you’ve just returned last month but if you think that your status as a returning Bombshell means that you’re going to have an easy time in this match then think again! That title may as well have my name on it already because I’m not going to let anyone in this match stop me from winning the match and the title!”

And last but not least, Amy!

“Amy, you didn’t think that I was going to ignore you, did you? No, I wasn’t because you’re the Bombshell that the winner of the Battle Royal will face for the vacated SCW Bombshell Roulette Title, in other words you’re the Bombshell that I’m going to face in the Main Event and you’re the Bombshell that I’m going to defeat for my first title in this company!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“My main motivation in this match is simple prove my enemies wrong by winning the match and the title! The other Bombshells have their own agendas but out of all of them I have the most talent and the most drive to see it through to the end! Sorry ladies but The Future is Here because the Prodigal Daughter has her sights on championship gold!”

I left to check up on Marty as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / The champions are already decided!
« on: February 11, 2014, 09:46:48 PM »
 The second Blast from the Past Tournament had officially begun and it was kicking off this week on Climax Control where there were four matches taking place, today we are focusing on one of those matches as “The Prodigy” Lizzie Short was teaming up with “Real Money” Jimmy Ringo to take on the team of Simon Jones and Brandi Shotze, Lizzie’s mentor Matthew Kennedy competed in the last Blast from the Past Tournament where he teamed with Danica Jones a team that lasted until the second round where they were eliminated by the eventual winners of the tournament Odette Ryder and Jordan Williams, can Lizzie do better than her mentor?

Matthew’s wrestling school, London, England
February 11th, 2014, 11:00am

Your probably wondering why I’m in England right now and not in America like the rest of the SCW Roster, its simple really, Matthew’s training me!

Get your minds out of the gutter, training isn’t a buzzword for sex……outside of the bedroom anyway…..

The reason why he’s training me is simple, I’m competing in this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament and he wants me to do better than he did in last year’s tournament where he only made it to the Quarter Finals before being eliminated by the team who would eventually win the tournament Jordan Williams and Odette Ryder, I’m already confident that my team’s going to win based on my first round opponents namely Brandi Shotze and Simon Jones.

The fact that I’m facing the man who retired my mentor’s longtime rival Casey Williams is not lost on me!

At the moment I’ve been spending the last few minutes toying with one of Matthew’s youngest female students, an eighteen year old girl from Hemel Hempstead called Melissa, she only joined the school recently and as a result is pretty green in the ring and honestly I could’ve finished the match off earlier but Matthew instructed me to drag it out a bit so I’m including all my usual spots from the flirting to the kissing to my wrestling moves.

“Okay Lizzie, that’s enough take it home.” Matthew called out from the ringside area and I nodded before bringing her to her feet and nailing the Future Shot Superkick, I pinned her with a foot on her chest and Marty, who volunteered to be the ref, applied the count. “You show that aggression in your Blast from the Past matches and you’ll win the Tournament for sure.”

“I didn’t need to humiliate a rookie to know that Matthew.” I responded as Marty passed me a water bottle which I took a sip from. “Look at who I’m teaming up with in the tournament for Christ’s Sake!”

“Yes, “Big Money” Jimmy Ringo is very talented and has been climbing the SCW Ranks very quickly.” Matthew responded with a nod. “But you’re facing a former Bombshell Tag Team Champion and the man who retired Casey Williams two weeks ago at My Bloody Valentine you will need this training if you are to succeed.”

“Matthew, I was at My Bloody Valentine, I saw the match between Casey Williams and Simon Jones!” I responded as I stepped out of the ring and Melissa was helped out by the other trainees. “I know what to expect from those guys and I know I can win!”

“I thought the same going into my Quarter Final match and my opponents went on to win the tournament!” Matthew pointed out and I frowned realizing he had a point. “Take a break for now, the rest of my students need to use the ring anyway!” Matthew instructed and I nodded before taking a seat at ringside whilst two male students entered the ring.

“If he really wanted to prepare me for the match he would’ve taken two male students and have the two of them as our tag team partners.” I sighed to myself as I took another sip from my water bottle Melissa seemed to be okay following the match so it was good to know that I hadn’t injured her during the course of the match though I would’ve preferred to end it after five minutes instead of ten, still I guess it’s a good learning experience for her, seeing that Marty was trying to chat up the other female students, par for the course in other words, I decided to start on my promo.

“After weeks of waiting the highly anticipated second annual Blast from the Past Tournament has begun and this year we’re honoring the late, great Mae Young and Lou Thesz, but as much as I respect those legends I have a job to do and as far as Matthew’s concerned that job is winning the Blast from the Past Tournament and making up for his mistakes last year, as far as I’m concerned the fact that I’m teaming up with “Big Money” Jimmy Ringo and taking on Simon Jones and Brandi Shotze in my first match of the tournament pretty much makes that an inevitability.”

And I’m starting with Simon.

“You’d think that I’d be focusing on Brandi since the males can’t take on the Bombshells and vice versa, I’m not, Matthew made the mistake of only focusing on his male opponent last year and look at what happened to him! Instead I’ll be addressing both opponents equally as if intergender matches where allowed and I’m starting with Simon!”

From now that is!

“Simon, the reason I’m addressing you first instead of the person who I can actually take on is simple, you retired my mentor’s longtime rival Casey Williams at My Bloody Valentine two weeks ago and if my team can eliminate the man who was responsible for Casey’s retirement then we’ll be all set for the rest of the tournament! You may be a talented wrestler but your facing two up and comers in the wrestling business so it’s not looking great for you or Brandi!”

Speaking of Brandi, she’s next!

“And speaking of the retirement home, look at who came out of the retirement home ready to kick some ass! Admittedly by the time I had arrived in the company you were long gone Brandi but your achievements in the ring speak for their selves! However whilst you are a former SCW Bombshell Tag Team Champion you have one thing that I don’t have!”

I mean besides obesity.

“You have ring rust! You haven’t stepped into an SCW ring in months and I’ve been an active competitor in SCW ever since my arrival on the scene! As far as I’m concerned that will be your team’s downfall in this match! Simon may not have it but you definitely do and by the end of the night the young, fresh and hungry team of Lizzie Short and Jimmy Ringo will stand tall whilst the team of Simon Jones and Brandi Shotze will lay defeated!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up!

“It’s true that you two have the experience edge over the two of us but in the end that won’t matter! Me and Jimmy want to advance our careers whilst Brandi is just here to steal the spotlight from young wrestlers like us and Simon’s just unlucky enough to be teamed up with her but in the end you two are in for a Future Shock because The Future is Here in the form of The Prodigal Daughter “The Prodigy” Lizzie Short and “Big Money” Jimmy Ringo!”

I left the training school as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / This is my early Christmas present to me!
« on: December 17, 2013, 09:42:12 PM »
 The end of the year was closing in and, with one less Climax Control to go before the holidays officially began, many wrestlers in SCW were looking to get their hands on titles as an early Christmas present to themselves.

That went double for SCW’s ever competitive Bombshell Division as there was a Fatal Four Way Match on that show which was to determine the next challenger for the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship currently held by Amy Marshall who won it a couple of weeks prior to December 2 Dismember II from Mercedes Vargas who, coincidentally, was one of the Bombshells competing in the match, who else was competing? Another former Bombshell Roulette Champion Joanne Canelli and two rookie Bombshells who were very impressive in the ring, former ACW star Traci Paterson and “The Prodigy” Lizzie Short, now that Matthew was back serving as Lizzie’s “executive consultant” and “The Lord of SCW” Lizzie had another man in her corner, can she win?

Lizzie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
December 17th, 2013, 11:00am

Well, it’s that time of year again.

Supermarkets back home in England are playing the same damn Christmas songs on repeat, everyone’s getting ready for Christmas, everyone’s doing their Christmas Shopping, though due to my schedule I had to do it all online and have it delivered to my home in Watford where my father is waiting for the deliveries and making sure that they are delivered with no fuss, in general everyone’s getting ready for the holidays.

Everyone who either A: isn’t on the SCW roster or B: on the SCW roster but not on the last card of the year that is.

I have mixed feelings going into the match at Climax Control this Sunday, on one hand I have a chance to get some gold around my waist even if I have to wait until the new year for me to get that chance, on the other hand I scheduled a flight back home for this week under the impression that last week’s Climax Control was the last of the year, it wasn’t until Matthew’s Christmas message that we learned the truth and it’s too late for me to cancel my flight.

For those keeping score at home, I will be flying to England on Friday and two days later I’ll be flying back to compete in this match, I swear to god if I get jet-lag because of this I will strangle Mark Ward with my thong!

Then again, that might turn him on.

I know what you’re going to ask so I’m just going to get this out of the way before you ask, no I don’t know what happened to Matthew in the three months between his last SCW appearance and December 2 Dismember II, all we know is that Matthew called us up out of the blue on the eve of the event, explained the situation and told us to meet him at the airport which we did, it wasn’t until we arrived at the Newark Pavilion that he started calling himself The Lord and we ran with it.

This is going to look great on my résumé isn’t it? “my mentor went crazy in three months and started calling himself The Lord”, if I had known that this was going to happen I would’ve either flown to America and trained under Spike Staggs instead or continued my Olympic training, either way I’d be in a better position.

“Is he gone?” I asked Marty as he entered the room, he nodded and I sighed in relief. “Marty, you were in contact with Matthew the most since I signed my SCW contract, do you have any idea what happened to him?”

“Lizzie, if I knew that I would’ve told you by now.” Marty responded as he shook his head. “Truth is he broke off contact from me shortly after you booked the Bloodstock tickets and I was just as surprised as you where that he contacted me.”

“So wait, who where you calling in England?” I asked and Marty sighed.

“Matthew’s lawyers and apparently he dropped the lawsuit against SCW the night after your official debut.” Marty responded and that just confused me even more. “When I asked why they said that Matthew realized that there wasn’t that strong a case.”

“Not that strong a case? Mark Ward fired him and hired me in his place because of my ass and if that’s not a strong case for wrongful termination and sexual discrimination then I’m the Pope!” I pointed out and Marty sighed. “Have you tried talking to Matthew?”

“I did and he just evaded my questions!” Marty responded with a grunt as he shook his head. “The Skars are just as clueless, granted they were never that bright to begin with but still!”

“Look, we’ll try to figure out just what the hell is wrong with Matthew another time but I don’t need this just before a big match!” I responded and Marty nodded in agreement.

“I agree wholeheartedly though I’m beginning to think the fact that he’s only held one title in SCW and that was a little under two years ago may have something to do with it.” Marty responded and I shook my head; I didn’t want to believe it but the Burnside debacle, Team SCW vs. Team Erick, the return of Burnside, his unsuccessful attempt to win the Heavyweight title, the attack on Mark Ward last year, how long has he been going crazy exactly? “You’re competing for a shot at a title and coincidentally it’s the Bombshell equivalent of the only title Matthew has won in this company.”

“I know that, I saw the card as soon as it was posted on SCW’s website.” I responded with a grunt of annoyance. “Any other time I would’ve welcomed a possible title shot but there’s just one problem, it’s the week before Christmas and we have that flight scheduled.”

“Not anymore, I was able to get our tickets cancelled.” Marty responded and I sighed in relief. “It was a bit touch and go but I was able to book us another flight this time next week.”

“Flying home on Christmas Eve?” I asked and Marty nodded, great, as if going through TSA wasn’t annoying enough already! “I’ll take it, especially compared to the alternative.”

“Sorry Lizzie but those were the only tickets I could book, fortunately they are First Class Seats, you and Matthew may be flying home on Christmas Eve but you’ll be doing it in style!” Marty responded and I grinned liking the sound of that. “Anyway I think that’s everything, I’ve got to book Matthew’s Bloodstock ticket.”

“Sure.” I responded and Marty went to leave, then it hit me. “What was that about Matthew’s Bloodstock Ticket?”

“He insisted on going with us once he saw that Saxon where playing.” Marty responded and I just shook my head, he may actually fit in at a metal festival. “He wants a Weekend ticket as well.” Marty added before leaving the room, now that I’m alone, exasperated but alone, I decided to start on my promo for the match!

“It’s the week before Christmas and most people are getting everything sorted out, from the tree to the tree decorations and in my case winning my next match! This week on the final SCW show of 2013 I am one of four Bombshells competing for a chance at the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship including the former champion Mercedes, Joanne Canelli and Traci Paterson I think it’s only fair that I start with the woman who lost the title to Amy in the first place!”

This will be good.

“Mercedes, what can I say? You’ve beaten Amy numerous times in other feds but when that feud comes over to SCW can you get the job done? Nope! That tells me one thing, either you are losing your touch or Amy got lucky, twice! For me that former option seems the most likely and that can only mean one thing for you, you will be defeated in this match!”

Next up is Joanne.

“Another former champion and someone I’ve competed against before is up next in the form of Joanne! The last time we met was in the final Bombshell Match to feature Raynin of The Fallen and, well, we both know what happened after that match! Joanne this week will not be a repeat of that match because I refuse to let myself get distracted!”

Last but not least is Traci.

“I would say that I saved the best for last but I’d be lying, I actually saved the worst for last or, as far as I’m concerned, the least interesting Bombshell in this match, Traci Paterson, what exactly have you done to earn your place in this match? Nothing unless we’re not counting Mark Ward’s bedroom! I don’t have much to say to you besides that except that I am going to win!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up!

“Three Bombshells stand in my path of winning my first ever match and my first ever title in this company! Not only will I win this match I will win it in convincing fashion as I move towards the New Year which as far as I’m concerned will be my year because The Future is Here and The Prodigal Daughter has arrived!”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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 Lizzie lost the fatal four way match after Ruby pinned Amanda with the Maximum Overdrive whilst Lizzie and Parand where brawling on the outside, however Lizzie wasn’t done being in action as one week later she was in an even bigger match.

How big? She was teaming with “The Fallen”, Raynin and the reigning Bombshell Champion Gothika, to take on former Bombshell Champion Roxi Johnson, “The Jersey Devil Diva” Joanne Canelli and SCW’s only Bombshell from New Zealand Emma Rose in a six person tag team match with possible implications for later matches but can Lizzie and The Fallen win?

Lizzie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
November 8th, 2013, 11:00am

Well, that was a bust.

Not only was my blind date a total bore to the point where I’d prefer dating Jason Adams over him but I lost my Fatal Four Way match against Parand, Amanda and Ruby (though I wasn’t involved in the decision thanks to Parand) and I have yet another loss on my record as a result.

But with any luck that’ll change with my match this Sunday.

This week I’m teaming with The Fallen to take on Roxi Johnson, Joanne Canelli and Emma Rose in a six person tag team match and I think that I’ll be unstoppable with The Fallen on my side even if the other team features two former champions and Emma Rose, in a way it’s kind of a mirror match as I’m teaming with two champions as well yet I have yet to hold a title yet in SCW.

That’ll change soon but first I have to get this match out of the way!

“Hey Lizzie, got a minute?” I looked up and saw Marty with what looked like a line-up for something. “I know you want to go to Bloodstock but maybe you can go to a bigger one instead?”

“What, you mean like Download?” I asked and Marty nodded. “Download’s the one you have in mind and they just announced their headliners?”

“And special guests for the headliners.” Marty added and I raised an eyebrow. “On Friday Avenged Sevenfold are playing with Rob Zombie as their Special Guest.”

“That’s not bad….” I trailed off with a wince, ask any UK based metalhead and they’ll tell you that Download’s announcements usually got worse after the headliners announced with a few exceptions, usually those exceptions are on the smaller stages.

“On Saturday Linkin Park will be playing Hybrid Theory in full with Fall Out Boy as their Special Guest….” Marty trailed off and I looked at him as if he had just grown a second head that was speaking in tongues. “Yes, that is really what they said.”

“Oh for fuck’s sake.” I grunted as I messaged my temple. “Hybrid Theory is a good gateway album into the more experimental side of metal as far as I’m concerned but Fall Out Boy? They’ve never been good!” I grunted as I glared at him. “The last announcement had better not be Aerosmith.”

“Actually it is.” Marty responded and yep, that settles it, I don’t give a flying fuck who their Special Guest is because I’m not going. “And After Bridge is their Special Guest.” Marty added and I paused.

“They should’ve just scrapped Aerosmith and had After Bridge headline.” I grunted as I shook my head. “Marty, if you even think about booking tickets to that festival I’ll kick you in the balls so hard that they’ll retreat into your stomach.”

“But…..but…..Dying Fetus is rumored to be playing.” Marty pleaded but, as much as I like Dying Fetus, there was no swaying me.

“Ugh, I need a good Bloodstock announcement to wash out that taste.” I grunted in annoyance and just then the door opened and Zach entered with a grin on his face, I had put him and Al in charge of keeping an eye out for Bloodstock announcements since Marty booked my tickets last week. “Zach, you had better have good news for me.”

“Bloodstock has announced that Evil Scarecrow….” Who? “Crowbar…..” Okay that’s pretty good. “Obituary…..” Holy shit, there’s only one other announcement that’ll stop me from French Kissing him right now. “And Children of Bodom are playing at their festival!” And I French kissed him.

“Lucky bastard….” Marty grunted under his breath as I broke the kiss. “So I guess Download’s out of the question?” Marty asked and I nodded without hesitation.

“Yeah and don’t try to get me to go to any other UK festival.” I responded and Marty nodded with a gulp. “Do the Salcos know?”

“Al e-mailed them about ten minutes ago, Jake answered with a link to that “For When Something Good Happens” ESults video with the caption “pretty much our reaction”.” Zach answered and I raised an eyebrow at that. “Yes, it’s the same vid with the audio that could double for porno audio.”

“I knew Jessie loved metal but damn!” I answered with a slight laugh. “Well thanks for that, I needed a lift for my spirits after what Marty just told me and as a result I’ll talk to Matthew about giving you boys a pay raise and a reduction for Marty.”

“HEY!” Marty protested but I ignored him and Zach grinned.

“Well you could repay me in the bedroom as well….” Zach trailed off and I paused, looked him over and grinned.

“You know what? Give me until after my promo and if you’re any good we’ll start dating.” I told him and I could’ve sworn I heard Marty’s jaw hit the floor when he heard that, alongside the sound of the Skar Bros. high fiving. “Well Marty, feel free to take your blue balls into the other room, I’ll make sure Al finds some porno for you to jerk off too.” I told him and Marty reluctantly left the room, now that I’m alone I started on my promo. “I’m not going to waste any time here, this week I’m in a huge six person tag team match and I’m teaming with The Fallen, together we can’t lose but I still have to do this!”

First up is the former champion.

“Roxi, Roxi, Roxi, you were holding that Bombshell Championship for so long that it was almost like a hostage situation! But alas you finally lost it to one of my partners in this six person tag team match and obviously your attention will be on her! Big mistake as far as I’m concerned because whilst you may be SCW’s resident superhero not even you can fight off me and Raynin!”

Next up is her partner from last week Emma.

“For the second week in a row Emma Rose and Roxi Johnson are teaming up, you’d think that they were going after the Bombshell Tag Titles! You may have had a relatively easy win last week Emma but this match will be anything but easy for you! On a side note, first opponent to make a joke about how easy it is to get me to spread my legs will get hurt, badly, as for you Emma, you’re not as notable as your partners and you’ll be defeated all the same!”

Last but not least is Joanne.

“And that leads me to the wildcard on the opposing team Joanne Canelli The Jersey Devil Diva, correct me if I’m wrong, oh wait, I’m not wrong, it was on TV for fuck’s sake, anyway the bottom line is you took the fall for your team last week and you are being forced to team with the team that defeated you last week, it doesn’t exactly take a genius to figure out that there’s bad blood in the water and me and The Fallen are sharks that smelled the blood!”

It’s that simple.

“You girls may not like it but the truth is that you can’t ask for a better trio of Bombshells in this company! You have the experience of The Fallen coupled with my many talents in the ring and you know what that equals? An unstoppable team, we’ll be a well-oiled machine, no innuendo intended, and you free will be fighting us and a civil war amongst your ranks, that only means one thing and that’s my team walking out the winners.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Emma, Roxi and Joanne is an all-out brawl waiting to happen, me and The Fallen complement each other’s styles so well you’d think I was the fourth member of The Fallen! If you can’t get the subtle hints then here are the facts, the Future is here and the Prodigal Daughter is teaming up with The Fallen, we can’t lose!”

I left the room as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / A foursome? How fun!
« on: November 01, 2013, 08:17:57 PM »
 Lizzie may have lost the Battle Royal at High Stakes III but she made a good impression in the process, to the point where, three weeks later, she was booked in her Climax Control debut match in a Fatal Four Way Match between former ACW Vixens Ruby and Angela Fallon and the always dangerous Syrian Bombshell Parand Ara who hasn’t exactly done much since her feud against Vixen last Summer, can Lizzie win her first official match?

Roy’s Flamingo, Las Vegas, Nevada
November 1st, 2013, 17:00pm

Blind dates can be fun…..when said date isn’t late that is!

That’s pretty much why I’m at this restaurant in Las Vegas, basically when I moved in to the area a couple of weeks before High Stakes III I signed up to a dating site after seeing how happy Jessie is with her boyfriend, and before you ask that threesome I had with her and Shane was a one off thing (as fun as it was for the three of us), so I went on the prowl in the weeks leading up to High Stakes III, granted being in the Caribbean did limit my opportunities for dates outside of SCW and Jessie’s already taken so that’s why it’s taken me so long.

Anyway that’s not why you’re here, if it was then this would be one of those idiotic dating shows that are on every other channel back in the UK, no you’re here because I have my official Climax Control debut coming up and it’s against Ruby, Angela Fallon and Parand “stick up her ass” Ara, yeah encase you can’t tell I don’t exactly have a high opinion off her.

Why? More on that later in the promo because I have good news and bad news, good news is that I see someone approaching my table that isn’t one of the waiters, bad news? It’s Marty.

“Marty, I swear to god if your my blind date I’m jumping out the second story window.” I grunted once he got close enough and this wasn’t exactly helped by the fact that he had sat down in front of me.

“Why would I waste my time with blind dates when I can instead just hire hookers?” Marty asked and I just shook my head in disgust, how Matthew put up with this sleezeball I’ll never know. “Anyway that’s not why I’m here.”

“If you’re here to make him sign a mountain of waivers just so he’d consent to you filming a sex tape I’ll throw you out of the second story window.” I responded as I took a sip from my drink, once Marty shook his head I sighed in resignation. “Okay, what the hell do you want? I thought I told you and the descendants of the Three Stooges to stay at home?”

“Well for starters, I booked the Bloodstock tickets!” Marty responded and I grinned, I had all but promised him a blowjob if he brought the tickets for all of us after Megadeth where confirmed, something I learned via Jessie’s promo last week. “Second, your date’s stuck in traffic and I don’t know how long he’ll be, you know how busy these cities can get!”

“Marty, I grew up in Watford, a medium sized town in Hertfordshire, England.” I answered with a frown on my face. “How would I know anything about city life? Yes, I did go to London when I was training to be a gymnast and by extension training to be a wrestler under Matthew, get your head out of the gutter…” I warned him once I saw the look on Marty’s face.

“Yeah, but I’d say that it worked out for the best.” Marty answered with a grin and I frowned.

“Little fact Marty, before I met you and Matthew I was a shoe in to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.” I answered and Marty winced. “My trainer wouldn’t let me train for both so I had to choose between the Olympics and following my life-long dream, I think it’s obvious what I went for but that’s beside the point.”

“Err, ma’am….” I looked up and saw the waiter that was serving me. “Is this gentlemen your date? And are you ready to order?”

“No, to both questions.” I answered and the waiter nodded. “Actually….” I trailed off before whispering in his ear, he nodded and turned to Marty.

“Sir, she has just offered to pay for anything you order as long as it doesn’t cost more than fifty dollars.” The waiter told him and Marty grinned at that. “Can I get you something to drink?”

“Water for now, I’ll go find my own seat soon.” Marty told him and he nodded before walking off, once he left he turned to me. “You didn’t need to do that.”

“Marty, it’s a half hour drive back home and I can tell that you haven’t eaten yet.” I pointed out with an annoyed sigh. “Just be sure to pay me back at a later date and we’ll call it even.”

“Good point, well I’m off to find me a place to sit.” Marty said before standing up and walking off, I almost did my promo from inside the restaurant but I realized that the noise level would make that impractical so I headed outside for a bit, once I was outside I started my promo. “My efforts at High Stakes III where futile but it’s obvious that I turned some heads in Mark’s office, and not because of my ass either, this week I’m fighting three other Bombshells in a Fatal Four Way match that will be sure to test my skill, first up on the chopping block is Parand.”

Yep, I’m starting with this bitch.

“Obviously we haven’t fought before but I’ve seen your matches Parand, your nothing but a damn rotten coward who hides behind her religion to disguise that fact, the fact that you were beaten by Jessie Salco, Vixen and the team of Misty and Odette Ryder pretty much cements that fact, you know what else Parand? This match will just extend your loss record after you lose to me!”

Next up is Angela.

“Angela, the only woman in this match who I faced before and that was coincidentally my debut match, not only that but despite being a last minute entrant in the match you survived until the end where you were eliminated by Vixen to win the match, no such luck here Angela, we all know what you are capable off now and I’ll use that knowledge to beat you!”

Last but not least is Ruby.

“That just leaves the odd woman out, Ruby, I never got a chance to watch ACW when it was still active but from what I understand you didn’t even get to have your debut match in that fed either so in a way this is your debut match as well, I’ll be on hand to make sure that it is a very unsuccessful debut because I don’t intend to lose this match at all!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Ruby, Angela, Parand, there may be nothing on the line in this match but that won’t stop me from winning this match! You three had better prepare yourselves ladies because the Future is here and The Prodigal Daughter has arrived!”

I entered the restaurant in time for the waiter to tell me that my date had (finally) arrived as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / This Title’s rightfully mine
« on: June 05, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »
 It’s surprising that Matthew can find the time to even think about championships given everything that’s happened recently but in between the bounties on the heads of every Team Erick member and Jason Burnside he has found something to keep him occupied, the SCW Roulette Championship a title that he stole during Thatcher Rex’s Roulette Rules match against Giani Da Luca.

Last week on Climax Control it was announced that Matthew Kennedy was one of three challengers in the Roulette Rules Roulette Championship match at Into the Void II alongside Kain and a mystery opponent that would undoubtedly be revealed at the event, but first Matthew was taking on Kain in a Roulette Rules match, can Matthew win?

Matthew’s hotel room, Santa Barbara, California
June 5th 2013, 11:00am

“Okay Matthew, at what point did you decide that stealing the Roulette Championship would be a good idea?” Marty asked and I pinched the bridge of my nose in annoyance, Christ just how long did he wait to actually ask me that?!

Then again I’ve been busy preparing her my match against Kain at Climax Control this Sunday night, as far as I’m concerned the match at Into The Void II is a formality because I was cheated out of the Roulette Championship at Climax Control two weeks ago and this title is rightfully mine, I don’t care if it has Thatcher’s name on it but the fact is that the referee that reffed the match is an incompetent ref and should’ve seen my foot on the rope.

As for the match against Kaine I look forward to it because he is definitely a talented wrestler but I know I can beat him! I don’t care if it’s a clean victory or otherwise I will win this match and ride the momentum into the Supercard Into The Void II! The fact that Kain is one of my opponents at the PPV just helps me with that!

“I thought that the moment I was screwed out of the title!” I told them as I folded my arms. “You were there! You saw how that idiotic referee screwed me over! This title is rightfully mine and the match at Into the Void II is merely a formality as far as I’m concerned.”

“Yeah I know what you mean and hopefully Drew will be the ref for the match at Into the Void II but you’re running a lot of risks lately.” Marty said as he folded his arms. “First you have The Skar Bros attack those fans and put them in the hospital, forcing them to miss Into the Void II by the way, and now this! Why don’t you just go ahead and kidnap a female Team Erick member whilst you’re at it!”

“Did you just compare me to Burnside?!” I asked in a low voice and I could’ve sworn that Marty’s eyes were about to pop out of his head when it hit him.

“No! I was just…..” Marty trailed off and I shook my head.

“Let me make one thing clear!” I said as I stood up. “I did those things because I needed to! Those idiots would’ve just been the beginning without that message and how many people have attacked me since then?!”

“Err……no one……” Al answered and I nodded.

“Exactly!” I responded before holding up the title. “This title is rightfully mine, but that little idiot screwed me over! The moment that Mark Ward is gone from this company and Team Erick fires that idiot the better! That will be all I will be doing that skirts that line between legal and illegal.” I added as I glared at them. “You three had better leave! If you hurry you can get downstairs in time for Breakfast!”

“Err; yeah that’s a great idea!” Marty quickly agreed before leading them out of the room and to the restaurant, now that I have some time to myself I started to address my opponent.

“Let me make one thing clear before I begin!” I said before holding up the title. “It doesn’t matter whose name is on the belt this title is rightfully mine! I was screwed out of this title when I faced Thatcher for the title several weeks ago and the match at Into the Void is nothing more than a formality for me because I will officially win this title! And when I beat one of my opponents in that title match this Sunday at Climax Control I will have all the momentum I need to win it!”

Why yes, it is that simple.

“Kain, your talents as a wrestler are wasted in Team SCW, if you had joined Team Erick when you had the chance but I guess old loyalties die hard, me on the other hand? I realized how big an idiot Christian Underwood is and how corrupt Mark Ward is long ago and the sooner that the members of Team SCW realize that they are defending a sinking ship is the moment when Erick Staggs leads this company to a bright and prosperous future!”

Christian and Mark may as well get ready to start flipping burgers!

“You all saw my rivalry with Mark Ward during the first few months of the year and you know how much I detest that man! Not only is he corrupt but he’s an idiot! Putting a ten thousand dollar bounty on our heads won’t stop us from doing what is right and Kain doesn’t seem to realize that what we do is for the good of the company, it’s his loss in the end but don’t come crying to me when you get tired of the constant beatings.”

And that won’t take long either.

“The truth of the matter is the Team SCW, no matter what it does, is fighting a losing battle, why do you think that I joined Team Erick at the earliest opportunity? Kain is easily the most talented wrestler on Team SCW’s roster which is why it saddens me that I have to teach him a lesson that he won’t forget, a lesson in Team Erick supremacy!”

Be warned, there will be tests after the lesson!

“Do I have to spell it out for you Kain? You’re fighting a lost cause by defending Team SCW! You may say otherwise but look at the facts! No one knows where Christian is and the Team SCW members get beaten down week after week after week! The fact that it was Team Erick that had a defector before Team SCW shocks me to no end but I guess Amy Marshall is just as idiotic as the rest of you!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“I’ll keep this short and sweet which is appropriate since SCW will be short-lived if Mark and Christian continue to run the company into the ground! Kain, you have two options, defect or get lost in the shuffle! Either way when I win this match I will use the momentum gained from this win and ride it all the way to Into The Void II, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Kain is about to be cancelled!”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / A bounty? You think a bounty scares me?
« on: May 23, 2013, 10:11:27 PM »
 Matthew lost his chance at the Roulette Championship under controversial circumstances as the referee didn’t see his foot on the ropes, whether or not the referee will be punished for this is anyone’s guess and with Burnside’s recent return the pressure was on Matthew.

On top of all that Matthew was teaming up with Casey Williams to take on Goth and Brother Grimm for the SCW Tag Team Titles, can Matthew win despite the bounty on the heads of Team Erick?

Walking the streets of San Diego, California
May 23rd, 2013, 15:00pm

First that idiotic referee costs me the Roulette Championship then Mark Ward puts that damn bounty on the members of Team Erick then Jason Burnside pretty much admitted that I helped him get acquitted, at any moment I am expecting a cartoonish anvil to fall on my head.

But I digress, the bounty is easily manageable, I have two of the best bodyguards money can buy at my side and if they (somehow) fail I’m a damn good wrestler to boot so either way I will be protected and that goes double for the SCW Tag Team Championship Match this Sunday at Climax Control, if nothing else this should be a piece off…..

I’d continue but two men are attacking me at the moment.

“Get these bloody idiots off me!” I shouted at the Skar Bros who quickly charged in, Al speared the first one to attack and started putting the boots to him whilst Zach took the other out of his boots with a clothesline, Marty helped me to my feet and I pointed to the Skar Bros. “Put these idiots in the hospital, we need to send a message that no two idiotic wrestling fans will EVER take down a member of Team Erick!”

“Matthew, are you serious!? Think of the lawsuits!” Marty protested and I ignored him, Al forced the first idiot to his feet and threw him through a store window whilst Zach slammed the other’s head into a car door repeatedly. “Matthew, seriously just listen to me! My lawyer isn’t this good!”

“It’s called Self Defense.” I responded as I turned to my manager. “These idiots attacked me first because of that damn bounty Mark Ward placed on our heads and now they will pay the consequences, I won’t be pressing charges because ten thousand dollars is a damn good prize in today’s ecomany but this will make any future attackers think twice!”

“Well, if you say so! Let’s just get out of here before the cops show up!” Marty said as he pointed out several people calling the cops, we quickly walked off as I shook off the attack. “So what do we do now Matthew?”

“We head back to the hotel room, the cops will show up there eventually and I need to clear my head.” I responded as I turned to them. “The hotel’s a twenty minute walk from here. This will give us a chance to talk business.”

“I’m guessing by “business” you mean the Tag Title Match?” Marty asked and I nodded without hesitation. “Well you were great rivals with Casey so logic dictates that you’ll be just as good, if not better, as tag team partners.”

“Marty just think about it for a second, if logic applied to professional wrestling my SCW career would’ve ended the moment I attacked those two morons during my feud with Casey due to me being arrested on two counts of assault among other things!” I responded with a frown. “Besides that there’s also one other factor and I think we all know who that is,”

“Burnside……” Marty trailed off as he shuddered. “Look I get why you brought him in in the first place but couldn’t you have gone with someone less psychotic?!”

“First off, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down. For god’s sake The bloody Ultimate Warrior is more mentally sound than Jason!” I responded as we made our way to the hotel. “Second I had to make that choice at the last minute and my brother owed me a favor, a favor that destroyed his career and led to his suicide but a favor non-the-less!”

“Yeah I guess that……wait, you never mentioned that part!” Marty realized once the weight of my statement hit him.

“Would you talk freely about that fact that your mistake led to your own brother’s suicide?” I asked with an annoyed grunt. “My other siblings refuse to even acknowledge my existence! Pretty much the only person who has forgiven me is my father as he understands that I did what I had to do! And don’t bother with your damn pity! You’d just be wasting your time!”

“Err, you know what? Let’s go on ahead and let Matthew catch up.” Marty suggested to the Skar Bros. who nodded without hesitation before going into the hotel room, now that I have some time to myself I decided to address my next opponents.

“I bet you feel real clever don’t you Mark? Putting a ten thousand dollar bounty on the heads of every member of Team Erick in an attempt to take us down.” I said before shaking my head. “In reality you’re a bloody idiot who’s lost without Christian! If Christian was still around he’d tell you that the bounty was a stupid idea because it makes the Team Erick members much more dangerous! We’ve practically become cornered wild animals, we will fight until we are dead or free or this trap or in this case just free of the bounty, with that said I have the tag titles to win!”

And win them I shall, I’m starting with Goth!

“One year ago who would’ve thought that I’d ever team up with Casey Williams much less for the SCW Tag Team Championship? Certainly not me but things have a funny way of working themselves out, don’t they? Goth the last time we met in the ring was just before I decided to go after the SCW Heavyweight Championship, a title that I’m still owed a rematch for because Nick Jones can’t win a match without those idiots at his side! That was several months ago and I can assure you that history won’t repeat itself, keep those titles warm for us as they are coming to Team Erick!”

Next up is Brother Grimm.

“And as for Brother Grimm, I don’t care about this idiot either way, am I supposed to be impressed that you put Daniel Tyler out to pasture in your debut? Justin Bieber could beat that idiot and even then you attacked him after a Mixed Tag Match against two Semi-Finalists in the Blast from the Past Tournament! How you two beat Blood Omen I’ll never know but I do know this! Those titles are coming home with us and more importantly to Team Erick!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“All I can really say is this, Goth, Brother Grimm, your time as Tag Team Champions is on Life-Support and me and Casey Williams will be the ones to pull the plug! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and the title reign of Goth and Brother Grimm is about to be cancelled by order of Erick Staggs.”

I entered the hotel as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / The title comes to Team Erick.
« on: May 17, 2013, 09:18:55 PM »
 As detailed in the promo he did for LOTR Jason Burnside was back and Matthew was refusing to elaborate on the situation and with his upcoming title match against Thatcher Rex this Sunday at Climax Control he already had enough things on his mind!

Seasons Restaurant, San Francisco, California
May 16th, 2013, 5:00pm

Well, this has been a stressful week, the only good thing that’s happened is the fact that with my assistance Team Erick has secured another victory over Team SCW but with Jason Burnside’s return and his motivations unclear there is a lot on my mind, and that’s not including the Main Event.

I have seen Thatcher’s promo and I’m not impressed, he thinks that he can judge my skill despite never wrestling me before? He’s in for a nasty surprise if he’s expecting an easy match against me because for him this match will be anything but easy, but me on the other hand? It may well be the easiest match of my wrestling career.

I’ll elaborate on that in a moment but for now I will set the scene for you, due to the stressful week I’ve had Marty has booked us a table at a restaurant in the city and whilst I would rather be preparing for my match against Thatcher Rex I will admit that this is something I need right now, the Skar Bros are at the same table as us and they are talking amongst themselves whilst we wait for our meals.

“They are certainly taking their bloody time preparing our meals.” I grunted as I glanced around the restaurant. “I wanted my steak medium rare, it can’t honestly take this long to cook it!”

“Well there is the fact that it’s a busy place.” Marty pointed out and as much as I wanted to admit it he had a point, I’m honestly surprised that he was able to book a table for four in the first place. “Well, that and the fact that they’re preparing our meals as well.”

“The food had better be worth it.” I said as I took a sip from my drink. “You know what else will be worth it? Beating Thatcher Rex and finally winning back the SCW Roulette Championship. “I added as I set down my drink. “Ever since Casey beat me for the title I have not been able to win it back.”

“Yeah, I know, and then there was your little trip to the Heavyweight Division that led to you joining Team Erick in the first place.” Marty added and I frowned. “What? It’s true.”

“Marty, even if I had won the SCW Heavyweight Title that night I would’ve found an excuse to join Team Erick.” I responded as I took another sip. “Whether it be Christian’s incompetency or Mark’s corruption I would’ve joined Team Erick regardless.” I added with a frown. “But on the other hand the straw that broke the camel’s back was the fact that I never got my rightful second chance at the Heavyweight Title, instead I’m back chasing the Roulette Championship!”

“Well now that Erick’s the majority owner maybe you should petition him for that second chance.” Marty suggested as he took a sip from his drink. “You know if you lose the shot at Thatcher.”

“I won’t lose but I’ll still take it into consideration.” I responded before noticing a familiar scene on the TV in the restaurant, namely Jason Burnside’s return, I frowned before calling over one of the waiters. “Turn that bloody thing off!” I said as I pointed to the TV.

“I’m sorry sir but other people are……” He trailed off as I stuck several hundred bills into his front pocket and sat back down.

“Anyone asks I gave you an early tip.” I told him and the waiter nodded. “Also can you check on our food?”

“I will do sir.” The waiter nodded before walking off, seconds later the TV went off and despite several complaints the waiter went back to doing his job but not before going into the kitchen to check on our food, Marty turned to me with a frown.

“Matthew, this whole Burnside situation has everyone on edge, especially Erick since we don’t know if he’s on anyone’s side.” Marty said as he took another sip. “But turning off the TV because it was showing a rerun of last week’s Climax Control?”

“I have enough things on my mind without having to be reminded of that.” I responded before standing up. “I’m going out for some fresh air, have the waiter call for me if the food arrives whilst I’m outside!”

“Got it, see you when you get back.” Marty responded and I walked out of the restaurant and into the street, things where pretty quiet (for a city) which let me know that I could conduct my promo for the match against Thatcher without much interruption.

“One year ago I won the SCW Roulette Championship from Bo Dreamwolf, after one successful defense of the title against Bobby Cage I lost the title to Casey Williams and since then I have not tasted single’s gold, that changes this week when I face Thatcher Rex for the SCW Roulette Championship in the Main Event of Climax Control, I have seen your promo Thatcher and to be honest I’m not impressed.”

Not at all, winning the title will be easy!

“For starters, you called me unworthy of holding the SCW Roulette Championship when you defeated James Huntington Hawkes the III for the title? That little brat is one of the biggest fluke champions in recent history! The only reason he beat Goth in the first place was because his bodyguard attacked him! And keep in mind, he’s my teammate and I’m being this critical of him, why yes I do hate the spoiled brat that much!”

He’s almost as annoying as the Jersey Shore Reject that’s also on my side!

“Not only that but it’s obvious that you’ve never watched one of my matches, if you had then you’d realize that there is more to me than just brains! I am the best wrestler on not only the Team Erick side but the entire SCW Roster! The fact that the two idiots you defend never gave me a second chance at a championship that I was cheated out of should tell you everything you need to know!”

If Thatcher was smart he’d jump ship.

“It’s a pity that Team SCW if full off talented wrestlers who don’t realize that Erick Staggs is the only man capable of taking this company to the next level but I digress! Thatcher you may model yourself after the T-Rex dinosaur but like that creature your title reign will soon go extinct! It’s that simple really, the only thing you have to be proud off is the fact that you beat a fluke champion who is no longer an active wrestler to win the title! Needless to say when I win the title I will have something to be proud off as well as the fact that I have brought the SCW Roulette Championship to Team Erick where it belongs!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Thatcher, you’re a man who lives in the past and I don’t just mean your obsession with dinosaurs! You think that your title reign is something to be proud off when in reality you’re only the champion because of who you beat! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Thatcher Rex and his Roulette Championship reign are about to be cancelled.”

“Excuse me sir.” I turned around and saw the waiter standing behind me. “Your food’s done and it’s waiting for you at the table.”

“Thank you.” I said as I entered the restaurant only for the waiter to call out to me.

“Also someone left this for you, big guy, face concealed by hood.” The waiter said before handing over the note, I read it and frowned.

“Always watching, you’ll never know when I’ll strike next, signed JB.” I read the note outloud before crumbling it up and throwing it into the bin, I looked around the restaurant for Burnside but when I couldn’t see him I returned to my table as the scene fades.

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Character Building Roleplays / I am the true lord of the ring.
« on: May 15, 2013, 08:58:36 PM »
 It was time for the NWA’s annual Lord of the Ring event which was being held from the Birthplace of SCW Las Vegas, Nevada so naturally there were several members of SCW competing in the event including “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy, the other competitors? Fellow Team Erick members Misty and Ace Baldwin where also representing SCW alongside Angel The Malignant, DJ and El Locon from RVW, Duke Ata Tupoi, Canadian Crippler and Ethan Brody from ACW, Spectre, Derek Parks and Sean Jackson from the soon to be deceased BACW and Magnum Randal. Vixen and Chris Xtreme where representing the NWA as a whole, can Mathew win?

Matthew’s hotel room, San Francisco, California
May 15th, 2013, 11:00am

This has not been a good week for me.

Through my assistance Team Erick once again asserted dominance over the idiots in Team SCW but a spanner has been thrown into the works, a massive spanner by the name of Jason Burnside and what’s worse is that we don’t know his motivations, and as for why that psychopath is out of prison……I refuse to answer that.

However I will be answering questions that relate to two things, the upcoming Lord of the Ring event being held by the NWA which I, off course, am participating in alongside Misty and Ace Baldwin and my Roulette Title Match against Thatcher Rex of Team SCW, I guess my officiating in last week’s Roulette Rules Mixed Tag Match that featured Rex brought the match forward, for now I wish to focus on the Lord of the Ring match for two reasons, that promo will take significantly longer so it is best that I get it out of the way as soon as possible and it will leave me to do my next promo tomorrow.

“Look, I’m sorry you lost your son but you can’t hold us responsible for the failings of the criminal justice system!” I heard Marty yell down the phone for the fifth time since Climax Control, you know that old saying “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”? As far as we’re concerned that’s total bollocks! At least as far as the Burnside situation is concerned, Marty eventually hanged up and grunted in annoyance. “Remind me again, why did you hire Burnside?”

“I needed someone who could match Casey’s strength and at the time I thought that bringing in someone with no wrestling experience and teaching him some basic wrestling moves would be my best option.” I responded as I folded my arms. “Instead the whole debacle nearly killed my career and killed my brother’s career and now that he’s back we need to be extra vigilant.”

“Do we even know whose side this guy’s on?” Al chimed in and I shook my head.

“Based on his actions I assumed that he was on Team SCW’s side but he didn’t stop once to check on Thatcher or Faith, all he seemed to care about was causing as much chaos as possible.” I responded as I turned to them. “That is exactly what SCW doesn’t need right now, more chaos to fuel the fire between Team SCW and Team Erick.”

“I thought he was in jail anyway, can’t we just report him to the authorities?” Zach asked and we turned to him.

“I told you before, we will remain silent about that until the time is right, right now the last thing we need is dissension in Team Erick’s ranks!” I responded and the Skar Bros quickly took that as their cue to be quiet.

“Even though you’re facing fellow Team Erick members Misty and Ace Baldwin in the Lord of the Ring match.” Marty pointed out and I just stared at him. “So I’m assuming that you’ll just hope that the three of you will stay professional?”

“We’ll have too if we want Team SCW to win.” I responded as I pinched the bridge of my nose in annoyance. “Speaking of the match, I have a promo to do and I trust the three of you know what that means.”

“Yep, it’s time for us to leave!” Marty said before he stood up and led himself and the Skar Bros out of the room and closed the door behind them, once I knew that I had some time to myself I turned to the camera ready for my promo.

“One ring, fifteen competitors, five teams, one winner, it is that time of year again where wrestlers from all over the NWA compete in the Lord of the Ring match and I am proud to represent Team Erick in this match alongside Misty and Ace Baldwin, my encounters with Misty have been limited since I debuted in SCW and the last time an associate of mine met Ace Baldwin he ended up costing Ace the match, I can only hope that the three of us can set that aside and secure a win in this match.

And now I will explain some technical details about this promo.

“And as for the promo order for this match it will be simple, I will address each team in alphabetical order and move onto the next team after I’ve addressed all three members of one team and for obvious reasons I’ll be leaving Team SCW out of it, naturally I am starting with Team ACW, some may call them the underdogs for having three unproven wrestlers in it, I disagree.”

First up is my old ally Ata.

“Ata Tupoi, a man who I hold in high regard and someone who’s been used as a mercenary of sorts in SCW, it’s a shame that you never signed on to represent us as we would’ve been sure to crush all opposition in our way but I guess you had to choose your home federation, that was your first and last mistake as you are facing the three best wrestlers that SCW has to offer and rest assured, you will lose!”

Next up is Canadian Crippler.

“Crippler, I tried to watch your promo for material for material but all I got was irrelevant nonsense! I think that fact paints a perfect picture of how seriously your taking this match and rest assured that will be your downfall! You obviously have no idea who you’re dealing with because otherwise you’d be seeing this match in a different light, this will be another easy victory for Team Erick.”

Next up is Ethan Brody.

“Ethan Brody never heard of you so I assume that you are a newcomer to ACW and by extension the Alliance, I don’t think a more accurate picture of how desperate ACW is could be painted by a Renascence Artist! Needless to say ACW’s participation in this match was over before it even began and I, Misty and Ace Baldwin will see to it personally!”

Next up is Team BACW and Spectre.

“I often describe the members of SCW trying to keep the old Christian/Mark regime going as servicemen trying desperately to fix a sinking ship even as it’s descending into the water, needless to say that ship will soon be joined by BACW and unless it’s members find new homes elsewhere in the Alliance they will be joining the ship, Spectre, we have never met personally but you did successfully defend your title against Goth and for that I commend you, however if I was challenging for the title I can guarantee you that there would’ve been a new champion crowned that night and I will prove it in the ring!”

Next up is Derek Parks.

“Two companies in a row have sent in complete unknowns, I guess that shows just how desperate a company BACW is! Derek you will be better off just pulling out of the match and saving yourself the humiliation at Team SCW’s hands, you do not realize who you are up against but you will find out very, very soon and by then it will be far too late!”

Next up is Sean Jackson.

“Finally, someone I’m familiar with, Sean Jackson! And I can see already that you do not like your partners in crime! Too bad for you, I respect Misty and Ace Baldwin and most importantly we are on the same page! You three on the other hand are a car wreck waiting to happen, we all know that the result will be ugly but we won’t be able to turn away from the carnage! Enjoy your brief time in the match Team BACW!”

Next up is Team NWA and Vixen.

“Up until now I’ve been addressing my opponents in the order that they were announced in, that will have to change for Team NWA for one reason and one reason alone, Vixen is on Team NWA! A member of Team SCW is on the opposing team from Team SCW which is filled with Team Erick Members, I’m sure I don’t have to remind you how badly this will end for her! Vixen, you should’ve left the sinking ship when you could love because now you will lose at our hands!”

Next up is Magnum Randall.

“Magnum, do you remember the last time we were in a ring together? I do, more specifically I remember pinning you for the three count! This may be a different match with different rules but history has a habit of repeating it’s self doesn’t it? And I can assure you that history will repeat itself in the Lord of the Ring match!”

Next up is Chris Xtreme.

“As for Chris, I barely remember this idiot from last year’s King of the Deathmatch tournament though the fact that I was eliminated in the first round doesn’t help at all! Chris you are just another wrestler blocking Team SCW’s path to greatness but I assure you that that will all change when the bell has rung and Team SCW is declared the victors.”

Last but not least are Team RVW and Angel.

“I was tempted to ignore Team RVW completely they are an upstart company in this alliance that took advantage of PRA’s closure after all! But then I saw who was representing the company! Angel the Malignant! Whilst we have never met I do know that you have faced the lovely Jessie Salco in the Super J Tournament earlier this year, how did that end?” I asked before playing the end of the match on the TV. “That’s right, you lost by pinfall and as I said before history will repeat itself!”

Next up is DJ.

“Ah yes, DJ, another wrestler who lost to a Bombshell in the Super J Cup Tournament, only this time he has his chance at avenging the loss! Unfortunately we won’t let that happen! This match may be every man and woman for themselves but we won’t be stopped either way! I hope you enjoy being tossed over the top rope DJ because that’s exactly where you are going!”

Last but not least is El Locon.

“I couldn’t care less about El Locon, he is yet another unknown to me and I will make sure that he is eliminated swiftly! There’s no other way for this to go, like I said RVW is an upstart company in the NWA and its choice of wrestlers really shows that fact and with the assistance off Misty and Ace Baldwin Team SCW will be victorious.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up!

“Team SCW will be unstoppable in this match! We will work together like a well-oiled machine and anyone who gets in our way will be swiftly thrown over the top rope! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and on behalf of Team SCW I would like to say that Team ACW, BACW, NWA and RVW are about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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Supercard Archives / Regardless the title’s mine!
« on: April 26, 2013, 09:27:56 PM »
 The next SCW Supercard Hostile Takeover was drawing near and with it came several matches that fans where eagerly anticipating, such as the Roulette Title Number 1 Contendership match between Tommy Argento, Casey Williams, Tommy Staggs and the focus of this promo Matthew Kennedy, can Matthew win?

Matthew’s hotel room
April 26th, 2013, 11:00am

The title is within my grasp, I can practically smell it.

I may need to go through three other men, including fellow Team Erick teammate Casey Williams but that is a minor issue at best and a major annoyance at worse, Williams may have beaten me before but I am a much better wrestler than I was back than and as a result I will win this match, Argento and Staggs are hardly worth my time and effort, I could say the same for this match in general but I guess I’ll have to make do.

We are expecting a call from Erick Staggs any moment now and as a result we have left the phone on speakerphone for convenience, needless to say Marty was getting impatient. “Ugh, when the hell is he going to call us? It’s been an hour!”

“Erick is a busy man and it’s the last Friday before the Hostile Takeover Supercard, Erick is bound to be ten times as busy.” I pointed out with a grunt. “It’ll probably have something to do with my match at Hostile Takeover.”

“That seems likely but I’d rather not think about it.” Marty grunted in annoyance. “The other team members are still pissed at me for that incident.”

“With good reason.” I answered simply before pinching the bridge of my nose in annoyance. “If there’s nothing else I have a promo to do, however I require the three of you to be present throughout the promo encase they do call us.”

“Don’t need to tell me twice.” Marty said as he made himself comfortable as did the Skar Bros, safe in the knowledge that they would remain silent I started my promo.

“Hostile Takeover may well be the most anticipated Supercard since Blaze of Glory II and given the level of talent involved in this match one can hardly blame the fans for that.” I started with a frown. “But they don’t concern me, there is only one thing that concerns me and that is the match between myself, Casey Williams, Argento and Tommy Staggs, I will start with Argento for my own reasons.”

I said as I folded my arms.

“One defeat at my hands wasn’t enough for you Argento, if it was you wouldn’t have signed on for the match in the first place, however if I must defeat you again in this match then so be it, I am the greatest wrestler in this company to have never held the SCW Heavyweight Title and if I have to prove it by once again winning the SCW Roulette Championship then so be it!”

Next up is Staggs.

“I’ve said it once but it bears repeating, the only Staggs brother worth a damn in the wrestling business is Spike Staggs, his brothers may as well be flipping burgers at McDonalds for all I care! Tommy is easily the worst wrestler of the three and I look forward to defeating Tommy Staggs and proving just that, if Spike had any sense he would’ve cut off all ties from his brothers long ago but alas, he doesn’t.”

Next up is Casey Williams.

“Ah yes, Williams, the other man in this match who I have faced before and I am facing again this week! Casey this is the long awaited closure to the feud that started between us and kickstarted my career forming me into the man you see today! I intend to end this feud one way and one way only, with me having won the match and put this long, running joke of a feud out of its misery!”

I heard the phone go off and I decided to wrap things up.

“Gentlemen, there can only be one winner and one Number One Contender to the SCW Roulette Championship and that man will be me! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Casey Williams, Argento and Tommy Staggs are about to be cancelled.” I said before answering the phone. “Staggs, what is it that you wanted to talk about?” I asked but was met only with silence. “Staggs?”

“Hello Matthew.” A voice that I haven’t heard in a year rang out, a voice that caused all color to drain from Marty’s face, the Skar Bros to tense up and my face to wash over with anger.

“Burnside……” I trailed off as the scene fades.

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Supercard Archives / I thought I made it clear that I was done?
« on: April 18, 2013, 07:29:36 PM »
 Due to his feud with Mark Ward and by extension his stable Supremacy it had been several months since Matthew Kennedy’s last title shot, that changes at the next Supercard where he is competing for a title, good news right?

Nope, at least in his eyes, he is back to competing for the SCW Roulette Championship as he is one of four men who was competing for a shot at Thatcher Rex’s SCW Roulette Championship, Thatcher himself had a hell of a defense ahead of him as he was taking on “Duke” Ata Tupoi, an old ally of Matthew’s, whilst Matthew’s opponents where his old rival and fellow Team Erick teammate Casey Williams, the returning Tommy Staggs and a man who had recently defeated Argento, can Matthew win and get back in the title picture?

Matthew’s hotel room, Brasilia, Brazil
April 18th, 2013, 11:00am

I swear to god, Mark Ward stuck me in this match just to spite me.

When I stated months ago that I was done with the SCW Roulette Division I bloody well meant it! My talents where being wasted in that division and I wanted to focus on the SCW Heavyweight Title, a championship that I’ve only had one shot at and I was screwed out of that shot! So what did they decide to do? Give me the title shot I deserve? No, they stuck me in a division that I said I was done with.

And people wonder why me and my associates joined Team Erick in the first place.

At the moment I am pinching the bridge of my nose in annoyance because Marty is yelling down the phone to Erick due to his failure a few weeks back, yes, my teammates haven’t exactly let him forget that he failed in his first task as a Team Erick member, fortunately he has just hung up and plops down on the sofa next to me.

“Ugh, you screw up one time and the whole world doesn’t let you forget it!” Marty muttered under his breath catching my attention.

“You screwed up by costing Ace Baldwin his match against Jordan Williams a few weeks ago.” I pointed out with a frown, “Now Ace Baldwin refuses to have any part of me despite the fact that we are on the same team and Team Erick cannot afford to have any failures this early in the operation!”

“So you’ll be cheering for Amanda against Jessie right?” Al asked and I turned to him. “I mean I know what Jessie said in her promo but…..”

“If I can be frank I can’t stand Amanda, she is annoying, dishonest and, pardon my French, an all-around bitch.” I grunted in annoyance. “Thus I will be cheering for Jessie instead, frankly, though I will never admit this to her face, I find the fact that she’s still a stable person, to a degree, despite everything that’s happened in her life somewhat inspiring.”

“Matthew has a girlfriend…..” Marty trailed off when he noticed my glare.

“I had a girlfriend once, she used to be my manager.” I answered as my eyes narrowed. “She died in a car crash after the WRF closed.”

“And this conservation just got awkward……” Marty said with a nervous gulp. “How about we change the subject…..and I have a perfect one! How about we talk about your match at Hostile Takeover?”

“Ah yes, that makes me feel so much better.” I responded as I rolled my eyes. “Talking about a match where I have to take on a fellow Team Erick teammate, even if he is my former rival Casey Williams, the forgotten Staggs brother and an idiot who I’ve already beaten, do I even need to say that it’s for a title that’s beneath me?!”

“Well…….yes, there is that……” Marty said with another nervous gulp. “But look at it this way, even if it’s for the SCW Roulette Championship, a title you feuded with Casey over for months, and you’ll still be in a title picture!”

“I should be in the SCW Heavyweight Title Picture, not this gimmick title picture!” I answered and Marty gulped.

“Well maybe you can revive your old feud with Williams?” Marty suggested and I turned to him. “Hell maybe you can bring back Burnside.”

“Marty, the day that I bring back Jason Burnside is the day that I get a sex change and I start competing for the SCW Bombshell Title as “Prime Time” Michelle Kennedy!” I answered with a scowl. “Leave me be! I have a promo to conduct and you’re getting on my nerves.”

“Say no more!” Marty responded before leaving the room with the Skar Brothers, I let out a sigh of relief once the door closed before I started my promo.

“My last title shot was months ago when I challenged Nick Jones for the SCW Heavyweight Championship, since then I have been too caught up in my feud with Nick and the other members of Supremacy, which thankfully have finally dissolved, to focus on winning any titles, now that the Team Erick/Team SCW Feud is in full swing I am back in the title picture……competing for a title that is beneath me!”

This is like sending the Roman Army against the Iceni Tribe of Ancient Briton.

“If this isn’t a ploy by Christian and Mark to protect Spike Staggs then I will be surprised but alas, if I must compete in this match then I will, three other men serve as my opponents, fellow Team Erick Member and my former rival Casey Williams, the Staggs brother who people want to forget Tommy Staggs and an idiot who I know I can beat, Argento, this is practically insulting to me and my talents!”

May as well get this over with, first up is Casey.

“Williams, in preparation for this promo I realized one thing, we never officially ended our feud in the ring, you had that match against Burnside and we agreed to end it outside of the ring peacefully so that we could move on with our lives, I guess you can call this the final nail in the coffin for our feud, the match that finally ends it.”

And off course I will win.

“I suppose if you want to compare this to something then look no further than the third Punic War between Rome and Carthage, officially it ended when Scippio ordered Carthage burnt to the ground, the ground salted and the survivors enslaved but it wasn’t until nineteen eighty five, over a thousand years later, that a peace treaty was signed, whilst it’s not as an extreme an example as that Williams in a way our feud is like that War, it ended with Burnside’s defeat, arrest and Laura’s rescue but we never ended it in the ring, at Hostile Takeover I shall rectify that, you may have won all of our matches but I will win the war.”

Next up is Tommy Staggs.

“When I faced Jamie Staggs during the Blast from the Past Tournament I called him the talentless Staggs brother and whilst I still maintain that Spike should’ve washed his hands off of that punk long ago it appears that I forgot about the third Staggs Brother, Tommy Staggs, is it any wonder why Spike is the only Staggs brother to do anything of note? Jamie is a bumbling idiot whose unborn child I fear for every day and Tommy…..”

Well, just look at this idiot!

“I never thought I’d say this but he makes those idiots who walk around yelling “Swag” and “YOLO” look dignified! This may be his return match but I assure you that as soon as I’m done with him he will regret ever deciding to return to the ring! I can only hope that Erick Staggs realizes that Spike Staggs is his only son worthy of that title and that he fires these idiots once he’s in charge! As for me I’ll gladly put Tommy back on the inactive wrestlers list.”

And last but not least Argento.

“And that brings me to my third and final opponent, Argento, a man who I faced several weeks ago after my manager screwed up trying to cost Jordan Williams his match against Ace Baldwin! I beat him that time and I am sure that I can do it again! In fact there is only one thing that I regret about that match several weeks ago.”

You want to know what that is?

“And that is simple, the fact that he never took my advice and left the sinking ship that is SCW under Christian Underwood and Mark Ward, instead he continues to “fight the right cause” without realizing that what he thinks is the right cause is a lost one, there’s only one right cause in this feud Argento and that is Erick Staggs cause, if you can’t see that than I will have no choice but to beat some sense into you!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Casey, Tommy, Argento, I have very different opinions about all three of you but one fact remains, the fact that I will return to America with a future shot at the SCW Roulette Championship, I may have said that it is beneath me but if it gets me back in the title hunt for the first time since my Heavyweight Championship attempt then so be it, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Casey Williams, Argento and Tommy Staggs are about to be cancelled.”

I went to get Marty and the Skar Bros as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / You had one job…..
« on: April 03, 2013, 07:12:00 PM »
 Matthew wasn’t in action last week but Marty did make his presence felt when he accidentally cost Team Erick Teammate “Amazing” Ace Baldwin his match against Jordan Williams, now it was up to Matthew to make up for it!

And he had an opportunity to do just that! He was taking on Argento in a Single’s match that Matthew pretty much had to win to get back in Team Erick’s good graces, can he win?

Matthew’s hotel room, Santiago, Chile
April 3, 2013, 11:00am

There are times when failure cannot and will not be tolerated, and the events surrounding Ace Baldwin’s match against Jordan Williams last week on Climax Control definitely count.

I left Marty with precise instructions, cost Jordan Williams the match in any way that he saw fit and I expected to come back to the tour and be greeted with news of Marty’s success, only to learn that he has not only failed but barely escaped Jordan Williams’ wrath.

To say that I am not happy is like saying that Gay Marriage is not a hot debate,

“Oh come on Matthew!” Marty pleaded with me as I paced back and forth inside our hotel room, the Skar Brothers where standing by with their hands behind their backs. “I made one mistake, so what if it cost him the match?”

“So what?” I asked Marty as I turned around. “I gave you instructions to do whatever you deemed necessary to cost Jordan the match, instead Ace lost the match and I now have Erick and Ace livid at you and by extension me!” I said and to be blunt I was fuming at this point. “And you have the nerve to say “so what”?”

“Okay, I admit I fucked up!” Marty grunted as he put his hands up defensively. “But it’s Ace’s fault! He went for his finisher in a position where he could clearly see the porno mag…..”

“First off, as beautiful as Odette Ryder is I don’t care how you got the mag I want it destroyed!” I interrupted him and Marty went to protest. “Destroy it or your fired as my manager!” I added and Marty gulped before nodding. “Second, did you even consult Ace before the match?”

“Well…..no…….I was doing research on the members of Team SCW and……” Marty trailed off and I smirked under the impression that he was doing work.

“He was looking at Lesbian Porn sir.” That is until Al decided to chime in.

“Al! I told you not to tell Matthew that!” Marty yelled at the bodyguard who simply folded his arms.

“You wasted valuable time just so you could masturbate to attractive women having sex with each other?!” I said with venom in my voice and all color drained from Marty’s face.

“Well…..technically it involved a group of Japanese school girls, a goat and a tentacle monster…….I’m not helping my case am I?” Marty responded and I pinched the bridge of my nose in annoyance. “Oh look at the time! I’d better go downstairs and grab some breakfast, you guys coming?” Marty asked the Skar brothers but he didn’t give them a chance to answer before leaving the room as quickly as he could, the brothers just shrugged their shoulders before leaving the room, now that I have some time to myself I guess it’s time I address the situation and my match with Argento.

“I make no excuses regarding anything I do, unlike some of my allies I’m actually honest about the fact that I cheat to win or cost my enemies a match, yes I am looking at you Amanda Cortez and Necra Octavian Kaine, and that is no different when it comes to a certain incident that happened on the last addition of Climax Control where my manager cost Ace Baldwin his match, my only saving grace is that I beat Argento this week on Climax Control.”

And trust me; I intend to do just that!

“Myself and Argento have one thing in common, we are both former Roulette Champions who didn’t get to enjoy long title reigns but that is where the similarities end! I realized when Erick Staggs started this revolution that the chances of anyone enjoying a lengthy reign who aren’t close allies of Christian and Mark are very slim as Ms. Jessie Salco found out two weeks ago, she’s a smart girl and I’m sure that if it weren’t for her rivalry with Amanda she would’ve realized that and joined our cause, who knows? Maybe she’d be the one defending the SCW Bombshell Roulette Title against Faith”

But alas that isn’t the case.

“What does this have to do with Argento? Because I hope that he is smart enough to realize this himself, aligning with someone as corrupt as Mark Ward and as idiotic as Christian is nothing short of a disaster waiting to happen and if Argento is smart he’ll join the cause and support for the current bosses will whittle down until it’s non-existent!”

But what if he isn’t smart enough?

“Not everyone on this planet is a genius, that’s a cold hard fact of life, but even then some people are smart enough to see the writing on the wall, and in the possibility of Argento not being smart enough then maybe, just maybe, I can beat some sense into the so-called Italian Stallion, can’t be that hard! After all, he hasn’t stated who he’s aligned with yet.”

Then again not everyone did that right away!

“If Ace Baldwin tries to make life difficult for me in this match then I will be ready for him, as I am ready for anything that Argento throws at me! But if he is professional enough to set aside his rage and assist me in this match then there won’t be any problems will there? I’ll defeat Argento with ease, Ace will realize that it was a mistake and I will be back in Erick’s good graces, and to be on the good side of the soon to be sole owner of Sin City Wrestling is a very profitable position to be in!”

Mark and Christian on the other hand…..

“To be blunt trusting someone like Erick Staggs in the first place was Mark and Christian’s first mistake, not realizing that he was forming a revolution from right under their noses was their second mistake, their third? Recruiting men and women who are either too caught up in their own rivalries to see the light and join the revolution or idiots who think that they can do no wrong, Argento, I hope for your sake that you realize that as potential alliance with the current owners can only end in the end of your career in SCW and if it is up to me to end it then I will!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Argento, you may be a former Roulette Champion like me but unlike you I was actually able to defend the title one time before I lost it! To be quite frank I don’t care who you align with, join the revolution and you will be a valuable ally, join the resistance and be trampled underfoot by the new regime, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy on behalf of the future boss of SCW Erick Staggs, Argento is about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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Supercard Archives / Justice will prevail!
« on: February 28, 2013, 05:18:32 PM »
 Blaze of Glory II was drawing near and with it came the stacked card from top to bottom, every match on the card had the potential to be great and in certain cases there was bad blood brewing between the participants but none more so than “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Supremacy’s Nick Jones, a feud that started over the SCW Heavyweight Championship and has evolved into a much more personal feud.

It’s now been a week since Matthew’s promo and Nick Jones has made his voice heard making it clear that he still thinks that Matthew’s way out of league, however as anyone without Nick’s ego can see, in other words everyone else on the planet, Matthew was cheated out of his victories both times, first time by outside interference and the second time by just plain old cheating, can Matthew win the war?

Matthew’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
February 28th, 2013, 11:00am

A week between promos gives one a chance to reflect on things, don’t you think?

I have seen Nick Jones’s promo and honestly, it’s more of his usual nonsense, he’ll never own up to the fact that he can’t beat me cleanly and he always makes excuses for himself whenever it’s brought up and this time is no different, so what am I reflecting on you may ask? It’s a very simple question with a very simple answer, my matches with Nick Jones!

I do know what transpired in those matches, no amount of nonsense spewing from the mouths of Nick Jones and Mark Ward can change that, but if I am to defeat Nick Jones and put this nonsense behind me I am going to have to look back on our past matches with a critical eye, I must analyze every mistake I made, every move we made and most importantly the finishes to the matches and what better way to do that than to rewatch them?

That is exactly what I am doing right now, I am sitting in my hotel room watching my previous matches against Nick Jones, not a single word has been uttered since I started watching these matches and I am currently watching my second match against Nick Jones which reinforced the fact that he can’t beat me without resorting to cheating, it’s as clear as day to me and everyone not named nor aligned with Nick Jones.

“Man, the boss has been watching those matches for two hours now!” Zach commented as he folded his arms. “He hasn’t even left to eat breakfast!”

“Can ya blame him?” Al pointed out as he shook his head. “This match with Nick Jones marks the end of the war between them as far as he’s concerned and he needs to be ready for anything.”

“What did I tell you about being completely silent throughout this process?” I asked bluntly and the two bodyguards quickly shut up. “Ah, to hell with it, the match is over!” I grunted before turning off the TV. “Where is Marty?!”

“Right here Matthew.” Marty called out from his laptop that was perched on a coffee table with a chair on it. “Just going over the last details of our plan going into Blaze of Glory II, Casper hasn’t been seen since last week’s match so we may need a replacement.”

“What have I told you about revealing plans on camera?” I asked and Marty quickly shut up. “As for Casper we’ll cross that bridge when the time comes but for now there’s only one man who should be on our minds!”

“Nick Jones?” Al asked and I nodded impatiently. “Did you see his promo last week?”

“No, I spent the wee hours of the morning watching school girl porn, what the bloody hell do you think I’ve been doing?!” I asked bluntly and the two bodyguards put their hands up defensively. “All of you leave; now, I have an idiot to address!”

“You heard the boss.” Al responded and Zach shrugged his shoulders before they went to leave the room. “At least now we can grab some breakfast!”

“Matthew, are you sure? We both know how riled up Nick Jones can get you!” Marty asked me and I turned to him with a frown on my face.

“I am the only reason your employed with this company and your second guessing me?” I asked and Marty shook his head. “So why are you questioning me?”

“Good point, I’d better get going!” Marty agreed before leaving the room. “You’ll join us for breakfast?”

“Soon as I am finished with my promo yes.” I responded and Marty left the room, now that I had some time to myself, at last, I turned to the camera. “Another week has passed and I am one step closer to my ultimate goal, winning the SCW Heavyweight Championship, Nick Jones? You are nothing but a fork in the road on my path to that goal!”

There, I said it.

“You may be trying to get a book deal going but me? I’ve actually been preparing for my match! There’s a reason that I left my promo until today and that reason is that I have been at the local gym working out as hard as I can in preparation for this match and on the non-physical side of things I have been taking a trip down memory lane by watching our last matches together!”

I know what you’re thinking, why?

“I know what you’re going to say in response to this Nick, to see how badly I can beat you, correct? Wrong, an intelligent man like myself knows what to do when taking a trip down memory lane and in my case I was looking at the matches with a critical eye, every mistake I made I analyzed, every move I made I analyzed, I even analyzed the endings to the matches as closely as I could, why? I did it so that I can be ready!”

And no, not ready for my defeat!

“This match, it won’t be a wrestling match, it’ll be an all-out brawl between myself and Nick Jones, two men who despise each other but for me this is a means to an end, the end of this rivalry that has distracted me from my true goal, the SCW Heavyweight Championship, every time I hear words come out of Nick Jones’s mouth all I hear is excuse after excuse, after Blaze of Glory the excuses stop and I’ll gladly welcome the idiots you drag around with you with open arms.”

Why?

“Because then I can out them out of their misery one by one! Your so called Entrouge are nothing but pests and the sooner that Christian comes to his senses and fires the lot of them the better! Once I’m done with them I will focus on you and I’ll watch as you beg for mercy before I hit you with the Prime Time Special and end the match the way that our first match should’ve ended only this time your idiots won’t save you!”

No one will save you.

“I said last week that justice will prevail when we meet in the ring for this match and your comments have done nothing but reinforce that belief, you are nothing but an idiot and an egomaniac and I will gladly put your career out of SCW’s misery, after all, if the SCW Heavyweight Championship was yours then why did you fail to win it back from Spike Staggs when you had your rematch?”

We all know the answer to that.

“It’s because your nothing but a miserable failure and your downward spiral began when you lost to Spike Staggs, since then you have been nowhere near the Main Event much less the SCW Heavyweight Championship and as far as I’m concerned you will never be that close to winning it back again! In fact this match will be by catapult to the top of the food chain and from there I will win the SCW Heavyweight Title.”

But what about you, what will you do?

“As far as I’m concerned you can start challenging Hawkes for the SCW Roulette Championship for all I care because the further you are from me the happier I am, you may think that such a title is bellow you but really, your time in the spotlight died the moment you lost the SCW Heavyweight Championship to Spike Staggs, it has been the feud with me that has kept it on life support!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“It has been a long journey for the both of us to reach this point Nick but this week at Blaze of Glory II we will come to the end of that road and begin anew, I intend to end the war with you at Blaze of Glory Nick and like I said last week, justice will prevail, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Nick Jones is about to be cancelled.”

I left my hotel room as the scene fades.

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Supercard Archives / At last!
« on: February 21, 2013, 09:45:49 PM »
 The match that Matthew had been waiting for since his first, and to date last, SCW Heavyweight Championship shot was upon him, Matthew was facing Nick Jones in a match that pretty much guaranteed that no-one could interfere, a Steel Cage Match, can Matthew win and finally focus on the title that started his war against Mark Ward?

Matthew’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
February 21st, 2013, 5:00pm

Encase you’re wondering why I didn’t get around to requesting promo time sooner, well now you know, myself, Marty and the most attractive prostitutes that the Skar Bros could find had been celebrating my inevitable victory over Nick Jones because after all, he’s nothing without those morons that he drags around with him.

But still, all good things must come to an end and we only had enough cash to hire the prostitutes for three days, three days well spent I might add, and at the moment we were cleaning up the mess left by our celebrations, and by that I mean the Skar Bros are cleaning up whilst me and Marty where relaxing, the room was a mess before but it was improving.

“Hey boss, aren’t you going to chip in and help us?” Zach asked as he finished tidying up and I turned to the bodyguard.

“I won’t be requiring your services at Blaze of Glory due to the stipulation that Christian put in place working both ways.” I responded with a frown. “I am paying the two of you double to do this to make up for that.”

“Won’t you get paid until after Blaze of Glory though?” Al pointed out as he folded his arms. “The least you could’ve done would’ve been to let us fuck the girls!”

“I paid you to find those women, nothing more, nothing less!” I responded and the two bodyguards frowned. “Don’t like it? Then go back to that backwater indy promotion I found you two in!” I added and the two brothers shared a look before storming out of the room.

“Matthew, are you sure that’s wise?” Marty asked once the brothers left. “Do we really want to risk another Burnside situation? If it weren’t for him basically bragging about the fact that he had framed us for having a part in Laura’s kidnapping my career would’ve been deader than a dinosaur who listens to disco!”

“First off, we agreed never to speak off that incident again!” I pointed out and Marty shook his head in response. “Second, where the bloody hell did that analogy come from?!”

“Honestly, I don’t know.” Marty admitted as he scratched his head in confusion.

“And third, I wouldn’t worry about them, Burnside was a thug and his actions destroyed my brother’s career and caused the worst few months of my wrestling career!” I pointed out and Marty frowned when he realized that I had a point. “The Skar Bros may be idiots but they at least know what they are doing in the ring!”

“Yeah, they know what they are doing for two guys who are greener than grass!” Marty grunted as he folded his arms.

“Besides, Burnside’s jump off the slippery slope was caused by two things, Casey’s attack on him, his feelings of betrayal and the fact that I brought you into the company shortly after the attack.” I pointed out and Marty frowned once he realized that I had a point. “None of that has happened to the Skar Bros and that won’t happen to them.”

“Never underestimate the power of idiots, who only care about money Matthew, I learned that back when I managed Jason Stevens in the Asylum Wrestling Alliance!” Marty pointed out and I frowned once I realized that he had a point. “If our plan for Blaze of Glory is going to work we need them on our side!”

“Don’t you think I know that?” I asked with a frown. “Keep them placated for now, take them to a strip club if you have too, I know you have a lot of money in your account.”

“But that just leaves one question, what about you Matthew? What are you going to do?” Marty asked and I motioned to the cameracrew. “Ah, right, better go find them, call me when you’re done!” Marty said before standing up and leaving the room, once I knew that I had some time alone I turned to the camera.

“Justice can be a slow process, especially if you live in a system as corrupt as SCW is, sure Christian does some good but for every smart decision he makes Mark does two things that piss off the wrestlers and, as much as I hate to say it, the fans! But alas, my patience has paid off! Christian finally put his foot down and booked myself and Nick Jones in a match where it’s guaranteed that no-one can interfere, a steel cage match!”

You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this!

“In another reality maybe, just maybe, Nick Jones and myself would be close allies but no, he had to go and ruin that by not only cheating to win our first match but aligning himself with the egomaniacal co-owner of SCW Mark Ward, in this match Nick alliances count for nothing! I finally have you all to myself and believe me when I say that I shall relish in every moment of your defeat!”

And that, unfortunately, won’t take very long.

“I know from our second match that you can’t win a match without cheating, our first match? If it weren’t for your idiotic cronies, our second match? You beat me by cheating despite my promise that I would end my crusade against Mark Ward if you beat me cleanly and thus you proved how big a moron you are! How Mark Ward hasn’t fired you at this point is beyond my comprehension!”

Oh right, because you’re a has-been…….I mean legend!

“Nick, you have been claiming ever since our match that you beat me cleanly despite all evidence to the contrary, I may have cheated to win in the past but at the very least I was bloody honest about it! You on the other hand can’t go five minutes without kissing your own ass! I will put an end to that nonsense at Blaze of Glory when I beat you decisively and focus on the title that started this whole mess, the SCW Heavyweight Championship!”

Are you really surprised that winning that title has been my goal all along? No? Good! Wrestling fans are smarter than I thought!

“Sure, you’ll say that Jordan Williams and Tom Dudely will stop me, once Tom comes back from suspension at least, but the way I see it is this! You are the centerpiece of Mark Ward’s stable of has-beens and once you fall everyone else will follow one by one until the only thing separating myself from the SCW Heavyweight Title is Spike Staggs!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Justice is a fickle thing Nick, for every good thing it does it screws over at least ten people, this match will be one instance where justice will be served! My name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Nick Jones is about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / This is too perfect for words.
« on: February 07, 2013, 08:51:54 PM »
 Whilst Matthew wasn’t in action last week he was featured in an attack by Nick Jones and Mark Ward, needless to say Matthew wasn’t about to take that lying down.

But first he had his second round match in the Blast from the Past Mixed Tag Team Tournament where he and Danica Jones where teaming up to take on NXT member Odette Ryder and Supremacy member Jordan Williams two people that he has an obvious history with, can Matthew win and move on to the next round?

Matthew’s hotel room, Edgewater Hotel, Laughlin, Nevada
February 7th, 2013, 11:00am

“Great, the one time I get to be close to Odette Ryder and you’re facing her team!” Marty grunted as he folded his arms. “Seriously, first Mark Ward won’t give you a match and now he puts you in this match? Fucking cock……”

“Shut it!” I cut him off catching Marty by surprise. “I have no patience for your lusting for anyone on the SCW Bombshell Roster at the moment, Mark Ward is a coward and if our plan goes as planned he will be dealt with, for now we can only focus on advancing.”

“So what’s the plan boss?” Zack asked as we turned to him.

“Do you honestly believe that I’d talk about such plans on camera? I’d be a fool to even consider it!” I pointed out and Zack quickly shut up. “For now I shall focus on the Blast from the Past Tournament and advancing to the Semi-Finals of this pointless thing.”

“Pointless? I know you hate Mark but I’m pretty sure Christian won’t like you calling it that.” Al pointed out and I shook my head.

“There’s no prize for this tournament, SCW doesn’t have a Mixed Tag Title as far as I know and I doubt that Christian wants to create one and most importantly three matches have ended due to the interference of one of the participant’s rivals and one ended in DQ due to Tom Dudely being an idiot!” I pointed out with a frown. “Needless to say I think we can expect Misty to show up again!”

“Actually I think she’ll be busy focusing on her rematch with Jessie at the Super J Cup Tournament.” Marty pointed out and I frowned once I realized that he had a point. “Not like it matters, you’ll still beat them!”

“That’s exactly right! Now leave me be, I have a promo to do.” I instructed them and the three of them left the room, once they had closed the door I turned to the camera. “Mark Ward, do you honestly think that just because you said no means this is over? You couldn’t be further from the truth, I said that I would wage a war of attrition two weeks ago if you refused and I fully intend to do just that!”

I said with a grin.

“In fact if there’s one thing I regret it’s the fact that Tom’s idiocy may as well have ended his SCW Career, otherwise Christian putting him on Indefinite Suspension wouldn’t have been necessary, but still that means that I only need to focus on putting two men on the shelf before I focus on you! They’re names are Jordan Williams and Nick Jones and as luck would have it Jordan’s my next opponent!”

I said as I folded my arms.

“I will be applying the same rule I used in my match against Jamie Staggs and Fantasia, namely I will only focus on the male half of the team, as lovely as Odette Ryder is, Jordan, I’m willing to bet that Mark will give you one very simple instruction for you to follow in this match, it would have to be in order for an idiot like you to follow it, what is that instruction you may ask?”

Are you really asking me that?

“Finish what I started” and no, I’m not psychic nor will I ever claim to be, why am I predicting the future then? Because Mark Ward is a predictable, cowardly, idiot who wouldn’t know a real fight if it slammed a sledgehammer into his genitals! I will get my match with Mark Ward, mark my words, but in the meantime I shall focus on eliminating Mark Ward’s stable of idiots, once again I want to thank Christian for making my job easier.”

How much easier? I could do this in my sleep!

“Simply put Jordan, you’re a pawn and a shadow of your former self, I will win this match one way or another and there’s nothing that you nor Odette Ryder can say or do about it, in her case it’s literal since if she tried to attack me the two of you would be disqualified from the match and Christian’s precious, pointless tournament will be tarnished once again!”

And no one will give a fuck!

“Mark will want you to finish what he started but in reality there’s only one person with unfinished business that will be resolved in this match and that’s mine! Jordan may be Mark Ward’s puppet but I will personally snip at each string with a pair of scissors until only one remains, then I will let Jordan dangle from it, let him contemplate his fate, before I finally put him out of his, and my, misery. “

What’s that? That’s too dark?

“I can already see the complaints about me threatening to kill Jordan but that’s not what I meant, the only thing I intend to kill is his worthless career and once I’m done with that idiot I shall shift my focus to Nick Jones and finally to Mark Ward when I know for a fact that there is no one for him to hide behind I will strike the finishing blow and put an end to this nonsense.”

And nothing of value will be lost.

“This is getting to the point where I’m starting to repeat myself so I will try to end this promo as soon as I can, you may say otherwise Jordan but the truth is your Mark Ward’s pawn and your truly pathetic, one I win this match and put you out of commission I will focus on my true goal, winning the SCW Heavyweight Title and if I have to reduce Mark Ward to a behind the scenes role then so be it!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up!

“Jordan, this match won’t last long, sure the Bombshells will drag things out that’s pretty much a guarantee but I will see to it that you will never see the inside of a ring again, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Jordan Williams’s career is about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / …..what?!
« on: January 23, 2013, 08:48:20 PM »
 It was the start of SCW’s Blast from the Past Mixed Tag Team Tournament and there were four teams competing on the upcoming addition of Climax Control, among them where the match between Jamie Staggs and Fantasia and “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Danica Jones, which one of these mismatched teams can win?

Matthew’s hotel room, Reno, Nevada
January 23rd, 2013, 11:00am

“So, you’re in the opening round of the Mixed Tag Tourny?” Marty asked me and I rolled my eyes, I had tried to keep this a secret from Marty for one very good reason. “And they didn’t team you up with Odette Ryder, Vixen, Jessie Salco or any of the other good looking Bombshells?!” And there’s the reason right there!

“Marty, the teams where picked at random, I was half expecting Hawkes to be teamed up with Jessie Salco when I heard the announcement.” I responded as I rolled my eyes. “Second I think there’s a very good reason why we weren’t teamed up with any of the Bombshells you just mentioned, you’d spend most of the time trying to sleep with them!” I added and Marty went to say something but stopped himself.

“You win this round Matthew.” Marty said before pausing. “No pun intended.” Marty added as he looked at the card. “So you’re teaming up with this Danica Jones chick to take on Jamie Staggs and Fantasia.”

“Yes, I get to face the Staggs brother who was voted most likely to become a drug addict in high school!” I responded with a grunt. “As for Fantasia, I know about as much about her as you do about respecting women.”

“Hey! I know how to respect women, if by respect you mean stare at the naked pictures of Bombshells that have been posted on the internet.” Marty said before standing up. “Well, I’m off to grab breakfast see you in a bit.”

“Thank god.” I muttered under my breath before realizing something. “What was that about naked pictures?!”

“Oh, well, you see…..” Marty trailed off as he started sweating bullets. “Hey look, Odette Ryder is making out with Jessie Salco!” Marty added before running off.

“Why would he run from something like that?” Al blinked in confusion and I shook my head.

“It’s because he’s an idiot and sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen!” I responded with a grunt of annoyance. “Hello, SCW Universe, it’s been an interesting couple of weeks since my attack on that idiot that runs the company and apparently his punishment is to put me in a Mixed Tag Team Tournament thus proving that all of Mark’s thinking power goes towards his penis!

I said before shaking my head.

“I swear, if Mark Ward and Marty McFarge ever collaborated for an extended period of time the entire Bombshell Roster would quit!” I added before sighing. “As for my so called opponents I am facing Jamie Staggs of NXT and Fantasia, normally I would focus on both opponents but since this is a mixed tag team match and the rules explicitly state that the men fight the men and the women I will solely focus on Jamie!”

This won’t take long.

“I have had various interactions with Spike Staggs and Erick though the latter is more to do with his job in Human Resources, based on that and Jamie’s promo this week I can safely say that Jamie is the Black Sheep of the Staggs as he lacks the intelligence and the talent of his brothers! I personally weep for humanity for the day that Jamie’s offspring is born and that I can only hope that his mother has enough sense to keep that idiot as far away from his child as possible!”

Really, it’s for the child’s wellbeing!

“As for your line about traitors, don’t kid yourself, the alliance between myself and NXT was unofficial and strenuous at best, we all knew it was never going to last, not even the idiots in the Party Horde could deny that! My goal ever since my ill-fated attempt to win the SCW Heavyweight Championship several months ago has always been to rectify that mistake and win the title for myself.”

I said with a broad grin.

“Do I have to spell it out for you? My alliance with NXT was nothing but a means to an end and I will take great pleasure in making an example out of you Jamie, an example to your brother that you are nothing but a failure and an example to your wife that you are not fit to be a father! Then again if the constant comments about you cheating on her with the Bombshells that are still active don’t clue her in then she’s just as idiotic as you!”

In that case the child is a lost cause.

“Jamie, you won’t stand a chance against me and I’m sure that Fantasia won’t stand a chance against my partner either! This match will be as easy to win as it is to count the number of Bombshells that Marty McFarge has slept with, when I’m done with you maybe Spike will come to his senses and fire you from NXT, the group will be much stronger for it!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Jamie, Fantasia, I may not know much about my tag team partner but my talent alone will carry this team all the way to the finals! As for you Jamie, you will be a prime example of for every great wrestler a family produces, there’s at least one who’s only getting recognition because of his surname and in the case of the Staggs you’re the leach, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Jamie Staggs is about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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Supercard Archives / First these idiots and then Spike!
« on: January 10, 2013, 09:51:55 PM »
  SCW’s first show and Supercard of the year was just a few days away and things where heating up between the competing athletes especially those competing in the main event such as Matthew Kennedy who has his own agenda going into the stable wars, who will win?

Matthew’s hotel room
January 10th, 2013, 11:00am

“Are they still out there?” I asked as I saw Marty looking out the window, the local press had been trying to get interviews with the participants in the Main Event and they have had no luck with me, not only that but I intend to keep it that way.

“Yep, I’m guessing we’re eating in the hotel again?” Marty asked and I looked at him as if he had just asked if Mark Ward wasn’t an egotistical prick. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

“Hey boss, it’s promo time.” Zach called out to me as he led the cameramen into the hotel room. “I’m guessing this’ll be a short one?”

“Well, let’s see, most of my opponents haven’t shown up and I couldn’t give a rats ass about any of them, especially since I have my own plans once this charade is over, Marty, Zachery, Albert, you are dismissed until my promo is done.” I told them and Marty wasted no time in leaving the room with the two brothers behind him.

“So, err, what do you want to talk about?” The cameraman asked and I shook my head.

“I’m going to cut straight to the point because the less time I spend talking about the idiots in Mark Ward’s stable the less brain cells I lose.” Better get started. “Tom, Nick and Jordan, your days as a collective unit are over starting this Sunday at New Year Rising and trust me when I say that the year of 2013 will only go down for all of you from here.”

And I’m starting with Nick.

“Nick Jones, the man whose actions started this whole chain of events, why don’t we start with the fact that we both know that I should’ve won the SCW Heavyweight Championship months ago rather than be stuck teaming up with the champion to deal with a common enemy but trust me, I’ll rectify this mistake this Sunday by defeating you in this match!”

Next up is Jordan.

“Jordan, you could’ve avoided this, I didn’t have any issues with you until you teamed up with Nick Jones when Mark created his idiotic little group it was the moment that you crossed the line from someone I couldn’t care less about to someone who is my enemy! And believe me Jordan, when I defeat you in this match you will regret every second you spent as Mark’s personal lapdog.”

Next up is Tom.

“As for Tom, you were nothing but a scapegoat in my campaign against Mark Ward and his stable and you will continue to be just that when I eliminate you in this match, you may be a legend but the only thing you’ve done of note recently is unleashed that idiot Wyatt Peterson on the wrestling world, I congratulate you for kicking him to the curb but that’s all I’m praising you for, well except for the speed of which I’ll eliminate you in.”

And as for Goth…..

“Goth may be a legend but as far as I’m concerned he may as well be the Brooklyn Brawler in this match! I do plan on getting you back for the loss I suffered to you months ago Goth but that’s it as far as my interest in you is concerned, in fact as far as I’m concerned the only reason you’re in the match is because Mark is too much of a coward to get into the ring himself!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Goth, Mark Ward’s stable, this will be my year and I will start by eliminating the has-beens that continue to pollute the roster! After this I’ll focus on the Heavyweight Title again but in the meantime, Goth, Mark Ward’s Stable, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and you are about to be cancelled by the next SCW Heavyweight champion!”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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Supercard Archives / It begins.
« on: January 03, 2013, 04:10:17 PM »
 The new year and SCW’s first Supercard of 2013 was upon us and the Main Event was one for the ages as Matthew was teaming up with NXT members Spike Staggs, Casey Williams and Aleksei Koji to take on the members off Mark Ward’s stable Tom Dudely, Nick Jones, Jordan Williams and former Roulette Champion Goth in what was essentially a War Games Match, can Matthew lead the team to victory?

Matthew’s Hotel Room, San Diego, California
January 3, 2013, 11:00am

“Well, it’s finally happened, Hell’s frozen Over.” Marty said with a shrug as he entered the room. “You are teaming up with Spike Staggs and Casey Williams, if you had told me that this would happen when you originally brought me in to this company I’d STILL be laughing my ass off!” Marty added and I shook my head.

“This match is nothing but a means to an end.” I responded as I folded my arms. “Once I eliminate everyone in Mark Ward’s stable I’ll…..actually I won’t say that in front of the camera, I’m not stupid.”

“Tell me after the promo then!” Marty responded before he realized something. “What about Zach and Al? This match will be in a cage, they won’t be able to interfere on your behalf, at least not as easily as they did for your NWA Cruiserweight Title match.”

“Yes and we all saw how well THAT went.” I grunted as I leaned forward. “I have an idea but I don’t like discussing it in front of the camera like I said, once the promo’s over I’ll tell you the plan in full.”

“Why are you so secretive?!” Marty grunted in annoyance before shaking his head. “You know what? Forget it! I’m going downstairs for breakfast!” Marty said before standing up and leaving the room, now that I had some time to myself I’ll start addressing my opponents.

“The New Year is here and with it comes many new things, however there is one thing that won’t continue past the month of January and that is Mark Ward’s ego trip off a stable.” I started as I leaned back. “Nick Jones, Jordan Williams, Tom Dudely, three men who I have attacked in my crusade against Mark’s stable and Goth, a man who I have faced before, my tag team partners? Casey Williams, Spike Staggs and Aleksei Koji, I will start with the man who started my crusade against Mark Ward in the first place Nick Jones but trust me, I’ll get to the others soon enough.”

This will be quick.

“A few weeks ago I gave Nick Jones an ultimatum, beat me cleanly and I will end my crusade against Mark Ward and his stable, rather predictably you denied the request and got a tainted victory over me, well Nick I can assure you that I won’t give the same ultimatum twice, the ultimatum I gave is out the window and so is the only chance Mark Ward had of ending my crusade.”

I really shouldn’t be surprised.

“You had your chance to put an end to my crusade and save Mark from any further headaches but no, you screwed that up and I will make you pay dearly for that in the match! Quite frankly I’m surprised Mark Ward didn’t fire you from the stable for your big mistake but I guess Mark Ward is as stupid as the company he keeps and when I’m done with you at the Supercard you will wish that that had happened!”

Next up is Tom Dudely.

“Ah yes, Tom, Nick Jones may have been the man to start my crusade but you are the first victim off it, when I attacked you a few weeks ago thus inadvertently canceling your match against Casey Williams I did it to send a message to Mark and the rest of the stable that I was not a man to be messed with, unfortunately for you they did not heed my warnings and now you have to face me again.”

I said before shaking my head.

“Not only that but your former protégé Wyatt Peterson is now in NXT so that’s two screw-ups you’ve made since my attack on you, you did not heed my warnings and you didn’t think to eliminate the man who you taught everything you know before turning on him before he could align himself with your enemies, I didn’t think it was possible but you are even dumber than Mark Ward and your idiocy will cost you dearly.”

Next up is Jordan.

“Ah yes, Jordan Williams, one of the men that Zachery and Albert attacked when they debuted, last time we met in the ring was under similar circumstances as I was teaming with an unlikely partner in Rage to take on you and Nick Jones and once Rage abandoned me like the coward he is the two of you and Tom descended like vultures.”

Not this time.

“I guess the shoe’s on the other foot thanks to my attack on you and Nick Jones, in the end this match can be traced back to my attack on Tom Dudely and my subsequent strikes against Mark Ward’s stable as they have all had one goal in mind, divide and conquer, and with the rules of this match that strategy can and will be implemented to its fullest potential.”

It’s as simple as that.

“I may be teaming with Casey Williams, Spike Staggs and Aleksei Koji, three men who I would have never even dreamed of teaming up with last year during my feud against Casey Williams, but I guess when it comes to war you go with the army you have and I happen to have a damn good army on my side, as for Goth, well he’s the only member of the opposing team that I don’t have a problem with but I’ll address him all the same.”

This will be quick.

“I say that because me and Goth have only fought once and that was for my last attempt at the SCW Roulette Championship before I moved on to the Heavyweight Division, honestly I would’ve preferred it if Christian had forced Mark Ward to come out of retirement for this match instead so that I could come full circle but I guess I’ll make do.”

I said before shaking my head.

Goth don’t think that I think any less of you because you are not a priority target, I know how dangerous you are and how dangerous it would be for me to overlook you in this match, I am not stupid, I know full well what you are capable off and what your abilities are, needless to say I will enjoy taking you out so that I can focus on my real targets.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Around this time of year everyone continues the silly tradition of New Year’s Resolutions, well mine is the same as last year’s, win the SCW Heavyweight Championship and that will start in this match, first I take out Mark Ward’s stable and Goth and then I focus on Spike Staggs, in the meantime my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Mark Ward’s stable and Goth are about to be cancelled.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

20
Climax Control Archives / Justice Will Prevail
« on: December 14, 2012, 10:54:19 PM »
 This week a match that Matthew has been waiting for will finally happen as Matthew takes on Nick Jones in a singles match, Nick has claimed that despite all evidence to the contrary Matthew’s claims that Nick cheated to win are fraudulent, can Matthew win?

Matthew’s hotel room, San Jose, California
December 14, 2012, 6:00pm

“Matthew, the cameracrew are here.” Marty called out and I turned to him with a frown on my face. “And yes, it’s the SCW cameracrew!”

“Good, at least your good for something.” I muttered under my breath and Marty let the SCW Cameracrew in without hesitation. “It’s a good thing you got here when you did, my moron off an opponent needs to be put in his place.”

“Normally I’d object to you calling your opponent a moron but in this case I’ll side with you.” Marty said as he shook his head. “He was kissing his own ass so much you’d think he practiced Yoga!”

“That statement is so hypocritical you may as well change your name to Mark Ward.” I grunted in annoyance as the cameracrew took up their positions. “Marty at this point I’d shoo you out of the room but I know you want to address Nick as well.”

“Say no more.” Marty said before walking over to me and sitting down next to me. “What about the Skar Brothers?”

“They can stay.” I responded and the brothers shrugged and resumed what they were doing, namely leaning against the wall. “Nick Jones, you are a bloody idiot, you are so moronic that I’m surprised that you’re not running around wearing a helmet normally worn my mentally challenged people, why the bloody hell haven’t you been committed yet!?”

In short, I don’t think Nick is very intelligent.

“YOU ARE SAYING THAT THERE WAS NO BLOODY CONTROVERSY IN OUR LAST MATCH?! Anyone with half a brain cell who watched that match…..oh wait, you have half a brain-cell and yet you can’t process that information, anyone who is smarter than Nick Jones knows that you can’t beat me without the assistance of those idiots you drag around and yet you claim that I’m making excuses.”

Sometimes I wonder why I signed up for this company.

“If anyone is making excuses it’s you! You know you can’t beat me, everyone knows that if it weren’t for those idiots you drag around then Spike Staggs wouldn’t be the current holder of the SCW World Heavyweight Championship on account of the fact that it would be around my waist because I won it! But no, you proved yourself once again to be the most pathetic champion in SCW History! And yes that includes Hawkes!”

“Matthew, may I say my piece?” Marty asked and I frowned.

“Fine, try not to make an idiot out of yourself for once.” I responded before standing up and walking off camera, Marty ignored my last comment and frowned.

“I don’t normally do this, at all, in fact I normally take a backseat to Matthew and let him handle this promo business, but I have to side with Matthew because of the truly idiotic nature off Nick’s comments, for starters I never contacted the Skar Brothers, Matthew did, and second if you think for one second that you beat Matthew fair and square you are a delusional moron!”

Marty said before shaking his head.

“Not only that but as far as I’m concerned you should’ve retired long ago, every time you step in front of the camera for a promo you make an idiot out of yourself, every time you step into the ring and fight you have to rely on wrestling’s answer to Dumb and Dumber in order to help you win and nine times out of ten they can’t even do a good job of that! I’m done for now and I’m going to let my client take over for the rest of the promo!”

Good, back to business, I sat back down next to Marty who leaned back in his chair obviously happy with himself.

“You know what? I have an ultimatum for Nick Jones; give your cronies the night off, and tell Mark to stay out of your business, say the same thing to your stablemates whilst you’re at it, why? It’s simple, because if you can beat me without any interference or beat me cleanly for that matter, I will stop my crusade against Mark Ward’s stable.”

Yes, you heard me correctly.

“I will focus entirely on winning the SCW Heavyweight Title from Spike Staggs, hell I may go back to the Roulette Division because I’m pretty bloody sure that even Marty can beat the current champion! Do you get the point Nick? If you can beat me fairly than you will eliminate the biggest threat to Mark Ward’s stable in SCW, there is no bluff for you to call, I am not lying, I am many things and a man off my word is one of them!”

But off course, Nick Jones is too much of a moron for that to happen.

“Does that mean that I expect you to do that? If I did then I wouldn’t have spent the opening lines of this promo pointing out how much of an idiot you are! Instead you will try to beat me with the assistance of your cronies and I will continue my crusade, who knows? Maybe Mark Ward will realize how big a mistake he’s made aligning himself with Nick Jones in the first place and fire you from his stable and the company!”

And I also doubt that that will happen.

“And should your cronies try anything, the Skar Brothers will deal with them as easily as they dealt with you last week on Climax Control.” I said as the brothers smirked cockily before cracking their fists. “You know how strong they are and you know what they are capable off, if your cronies where smart, well for starters they would’ve stopped hanging out with you long ago, then they wouldn’t even attempt to assist you in this match!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Nick, this match will end the way our first match should’ve ended, with me getting the three count and winning the match, it’s a pity that you lost the SCW Heavyweight Championship because if you still held it and the title was on the line then I would’ve been able to rectify all the wrongs that happened in our original match, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Nick Jones’s cancelation is long overdue.”

I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.

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