Post by: The Jersey Devil Diva on May 17, 2013, 08:17:41 PM
“No wonder the audiences for the late-night talk shows are growing. Who can get to sleep after hearing the 11 PM news?”
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The scene opens on the beautiful city of San Fransisco. The long night had settled in, and we soon see the streets lighting up from the numerous street lamps that lined the streets and the bright lights of the tall buildings that were in the city. The trolley's had stopped running for the night, but crowds of people still moved about, heading off to the local bars, or to take in a movie at one of the many theaters that littered the city. The camera soon pans in to one of the many Starbucks around the city, and we see Joanne and her boys waiting at the counter on her order.
Joanne: It feels good to be back in the game. I mean for two weeks I was stuck in that hospital.
Rude: Yeah, but it was good to see them all again wasn't it?
Joanne: For you and Reno maybe. Considerin' you and those two doctors had a lot in common.
Reno: You mean Turk and JD? They're pretty cool guys.
Joanne just sighs, as she leans against the counter. They were busy, but knew it didn't take that long to make her order. An older gentleman approaches the counter, and starts to push his way to the front. He nearly knocks Joanne over, as he make it to the counter.
Man: Excuse me I'm in a hurry here.
Rude looks at him and shakes his head. Rude moves Joanne to the side, and steps between the man and the counter.
Rude: I see, but we were here first. So you better wait your damn turn.
Man: Does it look like I care?
The man turns around, and Rude just taps him on the shoulder. When the man turns back around, Rude hits him a hard headbutt and sends the man to the floor.
Rude: DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!!!
Joanne just sighs as the young Bartista hands her a frappe. Joanne pays for it, and they head out the door, as EMT's rush inside to tend to the man that had been hit in the head. She sighs, and looks around and sees nothing but pizza places, and other alternatives to the fast food craze.
Joanne: I wish there was a Speedy's here. I mean there's nothin' out here by health nuts...
Reno: I know. What is with the people out here? I mean California Pizza isn't real. It has spinach on it.
Scarpaci: And that damn green crap they put on everythin'. That's just sick!
Rude: Guacamole. There has to be somewhere to go...
They look around at the different places that lined the streets, and sigh. And that's when they saw it. The golden arches were like a beacon in the night and they all looked at each other knowing that it was the only place they could go and get something half way decent for the night. They start down the street as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens on one of the local Mcdonalds where we see Joanne and the boys coming through the door. The ones behind the counter look stunned as the rest of the customers within just stare as they pass. They reach the counter, and Joanne smiles at the young woman standing there.
Young woman: Welcome to Mcdonalds, how may I help you?
Reno steps up, and takes a deep breath.
Reno: Let me handle this. All right, 30 big macs, 30, wait no 40 double quarter pounders with cheese, 100 chicken mcnuggets... You know what make them all value meals, and large size each one.
The young girl behind the counter just nods, and starts to take the order. One of the guys behind the counter takes out his phone and takes a picture, before starting and Joanne just smiles.
Young man: I know who you are! You're the fuckin' Jersey Devil Diva! Dude I saw that match you were in a couple of weeks ago, and it was off the hook! I don't know how you managed to come of that.
Joanne: Thanks. I have a match this week that's goin' to be just as bad. Hardcore match...
Reno: Joanne do you want anything?
Joanne: 3 big macs, large fries, shake, 40 chicken mcnuggets, and a chocolate shake.
The young woman continues with the order, and Joanne turns away after paying and leans against the counter. Her match was just days away, and it wasn't going to be an easy one. She had caught the promos that Laura and Amy had done and she wasn't to impressed with her team mates from Team Erik. Laura had said very little and Amy could be a problem.
Joanne: Laura, Amy my dear team mates from Team Erik, neither one of you have said very much, and that worries me. I want you two to be ready for the ass kickin' of a life time when we are in that ring, but most of all I want you two to be ready for anythin' that I can throw at you. I know we are all on the same team and everythin' but only one of us can come out of this. I will do everythin' and anythin' to win this match, and I do mean anythin'. After my match against Karina I thought I was done for the night, but no, there was that major brawl and I wasn't goin' to pass that up for anythin'. Sure I've had one to many blows to the head, but you know what it just makes me stronger with each time it happens.
The people in the restaurant look at her with a strange look as she continues and starts to pace back and forth. A few start to take pictures while others start to get up and leave.
Joanne: Cyn, I haven't heard anythin' from you yet, and I have to say from what I heard about you and seen I am not impressed with you. So what if you won a few thin's in your career, so have I! I'm not one to brag, but I've won at least 3 world titles, and managed to hold onto them for a long while. Tell me how far are you willin' to go in this match? Are you willin' to sink to my level and do whatever it takes to win this or will you stay on the good route and do the right thin'?
The order starts to come over the counter, and Reno hands Joanne a shake. She takes a sip and pops the cherry in her mouth. She smiles and pulls out the stem handing it to Reno. As he looks down he sees that it has been tied in a knot. Reno looks at her and she winks before going back to her spiel.
Joanne: I don't know what is goin' to happen in this match nor will it be one that anyone will forget anytime soon. I want this match just to be as bloody as the against Karina, but of course I'll be the only one left standin' when all is said and done. We are the Mafioso; and we get paid to kick your ass. See you soon ladies.
The rest of the order finally comes over the counter, and some of the staff help them outside with it. There is a black limo waiting for them, and they hop inside. Joanne hops in and the others follow behind, as the staff helps them load everything inside. The last bag is put in, and the car soon drives away, as the scene fades to black.