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Roleplay Boards => Climax Control Roleplays => Topic started by: cyriddle on June 12, 2026, 09:37:12 PM
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“Wenches and wankers, we are gathered here today to acknowledge the vows of Bill and Bea Barnhart. Best friends, lovers, spouses, and partners in certain death.”
The distorted picture we are introduced with becomes clear. Standing at an altar is Cyrus Riddle, donning an all black suit with purple pocket square, with black Italian loafers, and what appears to be a bible in his hand.
“If two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?”
Cy closes the book and places it down at a podium in front of him.
“Let’s take that apart, shall we. Bill and Bea, I’m a very hospitable man. In fact, I’m practically a savior in my own right. I afford opportunities to those, both worthy and unworthy, and in doing so, I test their resolve. Brayden Williams failed his opportunity. I wanted to feel something special from him. I wanted to see what he could do. But, he just couldn’t sort himself out enough to come close to victory, and I was forced to ensure he gave up before his oxygen depleted. And now, I’m going to formally afford you two an opportunity.”
Riddle takes a deep breath while closing his eyes.
“I’m giving the both of you the opportunity to seal the vows you dedicated to one another and keep each other warm in the afterlife. This is a very exclusive and premier opportunity that Kat and I are offering. To go willingly would be luxurious for the two of you. To resist, that would force our hands and it would just be a lot of extra paperwork, formality, and mess to clean. Quite frankly, I don’t think that our resident quality assurance custodian, Jasper, would appreciate the magnitude of that decision if it were to be the path you choose to walk down. I understand that you feel empowered and as if you are untouchable because you stood before your deity and professed your undying devotion to one another. I understand that you feel you have this match in the palm of your hand, and that winning is almost a guarantee because you are a true team.But, let me explain something to you…”
Riddle leans on the podium, lowering his tone to slightly above a whisper.
“Your bond doesn’t stretch as far back as the one between Kat and I. You haven’t seen the amount of ups, downs, anger, bliss, lost, and found that Kat and I have battled alongside one another through. From exes to personal demons, we have seen the most disgusting and most amazing aspects of one another, and still we choose one another over the world because at least we understand that one another won’t fail us like the world has.”
“So what this is that we have now, is a preparation match. Kat is securing her position over Bea as a formidable foe who has the number, and I am tasked with making an example out of Bill before I become the Internet Champion. This entire match is just pageantry to catapult the Sadistic Siblings into the next sphere of success in SCW. Can’t you see, Bill and Bea? Or are you blind and hopelessly optimistic that the world will turn in your favor? Because til death do you part isn’t just a vow to one another anymore, it’s an inevitability when stepping to Kat Jones and Cyrus Riddle.”
(this is dreadful and I'm sorry, but my power has been due to a storm and this is all I could muster)