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Roleplay Boards => Archived Roleplays => Climax Control Archives => Topic started by: Andrew on May 29, 2026, 08:05:34 PM
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The scene opens today with a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, along with their English Bulldog Iris, at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Both Bill and Bea are coming off losses in the wrestling ring but stuff like that comes and goes for all the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. The camera person is set up with their camera equipment to broadcast the comments from Bill with his next match which is against Ryan Keys in a Non-Title Roulette Rules match at Climax Control 458. From what we have been hearing if Bill can get the win over Ryan then Bill is likely to be added to the Roulette Championship Match in the near future where Bill would have another chance to earn the Roulette Championship for his third time. Bill and Bea, along with their English Bulldog Iris, sit on the couch in their living room. We listen in on comments from Bill and Bea.
Bill: Welcome to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Since I flew home from the last Climax Control event, while Bea stayed on tour to take on Bella Madison, now Bea is home after her loss to Bella. So the two of us, along with our English Bulldog Iris, are spending time checking on things around our house before we take off to Indianapolis, Indiana, for Climax Control 458.
Bea: I gave my best shot at Bella Madison but she had more to give than I did for that match. I congratulate Bella on her win and for continued success in the wrestling ring.
Bill: That leaves the two of us to have a match or two before the SuperCard. We will both do the best we can and we are hoping that both of us obtain a win.
Bea: Me and Iris will be at ringside for your match against Ryan Keys. I see some interesting information that may be in your favor. Rather than me presenting that information I would like to have you say what you need to say about that match coming up.
Bill: My first time winning the Roulette Championship was on October 3, 2021 and I then lost the Roulette Championship on April 3, 2022. That was a reign of six months which is not an easy task in that Division. My second time winning the Roulette Championship was on October 30, 2022 and I then lost the Roulette Championship on January 15, 2023 for a run of 2 months. That is a current total time as Roulette Champion of 8 months. Unfortunately from 2023 to 2026 I have not had the good fortune is earning the Roulette Championship again. As long as Management keeps giving me opportunities the Roulette Championship will be in my control again.
Bea: We both already know that you being able to defeat Ryan Keys, but you would not earn the Roulette Championship as your match is a non-Title match, a win over Keys could, possibly, get you included in the Roulette Championship Match as a contender at the next SuperCard.
Bill: However this match turns out it is not my position to demand to be included in the next Roulette Championship match as that is a Management Decision. Whatever Management decides is fine with me.
Bea asks the camera person if they could accompany her, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, to Sweetwater Park, which is a short distance from their home as they want to take Iris for a potty break walk before returning to their home to allow Bill to continue with his comments for his match against Ryan Keys at Climax Control 458. The camera person indicates they would love to follow them to the park and air the video so they cut their camera feed until they arrive at Sweetwater Park.
Less than 10 minutes later Bill, Bea, Iris, and the assigned camera person arrive at Sweetwater Park. They all get out of the car and the camera person, using his camera with a charged battery, start their walk with Bill, Bea, Iris, and the camera person. The camera person informs Bill and Bea when they have their camera broadcasting and the three begin their walk around Sweetwater Park.
Bill: Well, Ryan, I have a question for you. Maybe you might think my question is a stupid one but I feel it is a great question to ask an opponent in the sport of wrestling. You recently earned the Roulette Championship but you received major damage and you are far from being 100 percent healed to face off against a wrestler of my caliber. and then you got yourself assigned to a Non-Title Roulette Rules match against me. What in the Hell you were you thinking? Or maybe the question should be WHY WERE YOU NOT THINKING but I guess arrogance takes the lead over common sense.
Bea: Ryan I have a question for you concerning why you got assigned to this match against Bill. Why didn’t you just tell Management that you will pass on being assigned to matches until the SuperCard arrives because at that event you will be defending the Roulette Championship and you should know that being at 100 percent puts you in a better position than being damaged goods. Oh well I can’t get into your head to find out the twisted reason you asked for this match against Bill.
Bill: I will assure you of something before I go into other comments concerning our match. That something is that since YOU wanted this match, even though it is a Non-Title match, you can, and will, receive additional damage than what you already have, and I will be the one to give you that additional damage. Then guess what Ryan? I guess it is insensitive of me to ask you this question as I am sure you have no clue how to answer it. When I defeat you at Climax Control this weekend I will make sure that Management rewards me for my win by adding me to the Roulette Championship match for out match when the SuperCard is announced. And, Ryan, your loss to me this weekend, and at the SuperCard will be on your head and not mine.
Iris suddenly stops and glares at the Squirrels that are running around in the park looking for acorns and other items to eat. Iris growls and snarls at them but Bea maintains a firm grip on the leash of Iris as Sweetwater Park has strict rules and one of them is that your pets need to be on a leash at all times. When Iris attempts to run after the Squirrels that are close to her Bea cinches up on the leash and Iris is forced to stop and Bea reprimands Iris for being a jerk. Bea looks into the camera to apologize to the persons who are watching this broadcast.
Bea: To the viewers I apologize for the actions of Iris. Although she is a large dog you need to understand that her brain is about the size of a normal size walnut which limits her comprehension skills. Hmmm…someone having a brain about the size of a normal size walnut…has limited brain power. . .and their comprehension skills suck. WOW!!! Gee, Ryan, I just adequately described you to the viewers in one sentence. HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Bill: Bea we need to push Iris to poop so we can return to our home. Our neighbor, Andrew, asked to come over to talk with us and I also wish to thank him for taking care of Iris during those times we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling and we are not able to take Iris with us so Andrew takes care of her.
Bea encourages Iris to finish her poop break and after a few minutes Iris is done. After cleaning up Iris the four of them (Bea, Bill, Iris, and the camera person) get into their vehicle and return to their home. Waiting for them at their house is their neighbor, Andrew, who takes are of Iris when Bill and Bea are not able to take Iris with them to Sin City Wrestling events. Bill, Bea, Andrew, and Bea, enter their home with the camera person keeping their camera focused on them. When they are all inside the living room the camera person sets up their camera so they can get a shot of Bill, Bea, Iris, and Andrew and he lets them know he is broadcasting now.
Bea: I would like to thank you, Andrew, for always offering to take care of Iris on those times we are not able to take Iris with us to a Sin City Wrestling event.
Andrew: No thanks needed. I love being Uncle Andy to Iris. We get along great.
Bill: We appreciate all you do for us. I have been hearing rumors that maybe you have a few edits to some of your stand-up comedy skits so if you would like to present some of the items to get our feedback please do so.
Andrew thanks Bill for the offer even though he feels he is intruding on their personal family life. However with Bill and Bea encouraging him Andrew agrees to present a few new items for his stand-up comedy routine.
Andrew: Some of the items I will present include items I have used before but maybe I have added some tweaks. There is no need to give feedback as I am just tossing things out to see how they sound to others.
Bea: Go for it Andrew!
Bill: Give us a good items to make us laugh.
Andrew: In Disney cartoons GOOFY is a dog and PLUTO is also a dog. So why, if Goofy if a dog, does he walk upright and he can talk but PLUTO who is also a dog, walks on all four legs and he can only bark?
Bea: I have wondered about that also.
Bill: That’s how cartoons go. I guess the creators don’t expect viewers to ask questions like that.
Andrew: On the subject of Disney cartoons how come Donald Duck wears a shirt but he does not wear pants and Mickey Mouse wears pants but not a shirt?
Bea: Same type of concept as other cartoons I guess.
Andrew: I was relaxing recently and stuff concerning items around our homes that are not sexual in nature but they sound like they are. Examples would include comments as follows where you would be you blurting out I HAVE A BIGGER UNIT THAN YOU DO when you are referring to your air conditioning unit but your guests think you are making sexual comments. Another possibility is going to the Home Depot store to pick up some fertilizer which is mostly Cow poop and you blurt out that your load of poop is huge and makes great fertilizer. That is all I wanted to present to you two. I may them in future stand-up skits or I may not.
Bea: I like the material. Use if it you like it…don’t use it if you feel it won’t work.
Bill: I feel the same way are Bea. When you are on stage doing your stand-up comedy routine just have fun whether the audience laughs or not.
Andrew: Thanks for allowing me to tell you some of my new material and thank you for allowing me to take care of Iris during those times she cannot travel with you to Sin City Wrestling events. I have to go now. Thanks for tolerating me.
Andrew excuses himself and he exits the house of Bill and Bea to return to his home which is a few houses down on the same street where Bill and Bea live. Bill and Bea return to looking into the camera while Iris relaxes next to them on the couch in their living room.
Bea: Bill are you ready for your closing comments on your upcoming match?
Bill: I am always ready for everything including my upcoming matches and facing off against whoever is assigned against me for the match.
Bea: With that said go for it Bill.
I have my computer on the website for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta. The current sports broadcaster is Zach Klein. Hi, Zach, so nice to be on the broadcast with you since I represent our State of Georgia.
Zach: Thank you for asking me to give you air time and to give me the opportunity to ask some questions.
Bill: Ask away Zach.
Zach: I understand that Ryan Keys is a great competitor so I need to know how you are so confident you will defeat him in your upcoming match?
Bill: Everyone has their good days in the wrestling ring and everyone suffers with bad days in the wrestling ring. With Ryan coming off an injury, while I am at 100 percent, Ryan is at a huge disadvantage against me. I am confident I will win this match and hopefully that win will place me in the next Roulette Championship match.
Zach: Do you think Ryan Keys will cheat in your match, or arrange for outside interference, in a way to get a cheap win over you?
Bill: To be honest with you Zach I don’t view Ryan Keys like that. He is an extremely talented wrestler and he doesn’t need to cheat to get a win. However with his current injuries, with me having no injuries, going into this match I am sure I will get the win.
Zach: Sorry that I will have to cut our time short as I am about to go online to present the sports information to our viewers. Is there anything you wish to say before I cut our feed and I go off to do my presentation?
Bill: Nope! Thanks for your time. We appreciate you representing our State of Georgia and I appreciate you supporting me in Sin City Wrestling.
Zach Klein cuts his connection with Bill and Bill returns to looking into the camera that has been assigned to him by Sin City Wrestling.
Bill: Ryan I admire your abilities in the wrestling ring. I admire the numerous Championships you have held in Sin City Wrestling. Although you are coming into our match coming off an injury I know you are still a force to reckon with. I do not take you lightly as I know what you are capable of. My goal in our match is to get the win over you and then, hopefully, Sin City Wrestling Management will include me as a participate in the next Roulette Championship match where I have a shot at becoming a three-time Roulette Champion. Best to you Ryan.
Bill is done with his comments for his upcoming match over the weekend. Bea informs the assigned camera person that they can cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.