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Roleplay Boards => Archived Roleplays => Climax Control Archives => Topic started by: Andrew on April 10, 2026, 07:37:09 PM
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When an image comes on our television we see what appears to be the area where the wrestling ring is set up for the next edition of Climax Control by Sin City Wrestling. As the camera pans around the ringside area we see the table where Erik Lunam and Belinda Simone will be doing their commentary during the matches. Down a way from where Erik and Belinda will be located we see the place where the Timekeeper will be stationed. The arena area appears to be a decent size and we are sure we will have an amazing time watching this edition of Climax Control. As we are watching the television to see what else will be presented leading up to this edition of Climax Control we watch as Bea Barnhart walks into camera view and she stops and glares into the camera. We also notice that Bea is wearing her black dress that she often wears when serving as the Manager for her husband, Bill Barnhart, during his matches. Bea walks along the arena floor to a spot half way between two ring posts and she leans against the ring apron and glares into the camera.
Bea: Before I get into the deep, interesting, and demeaning, comments to address my next opponent, Victoria Lyons, I want to present other information, some to clear up all the bullsh*t that people are trying to spread around about me, and I also want to present the proof that makes all the lies they are spreading about me to go away in a puff of smoke. So sit down, wherever you are, and pay attention to what I say so there will be no room for misunderstanding.
Bea pulls out a medium size memo book and she opens it to the first page.
Bea: First I will address the accusations against me that have come to life again. It appears that having all the previous accusations debunked and my name cleared of any wrong-doing, wasn’t enough for the rest of the roster to deal with. The accusations that others in Sin City Wrestling perpetrated included the false accusations that while serving as the Manager for Bill and Senor Vinnie that in the bottle of spray “perfume” that I carried with me contained toxic perfume that I sprayed into the faces of the opponents of Bill and Vinnie to blur their vision. Lies. Nothing but lies from the cowards serving as wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. And, yes, one of the perpetrators of those lies was Victoria Lyons and her family members. I will talk about that more later but for now I will continue with my comments on other things.
Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.
Bea: As you see by looking at the camera shot you notice that Bill and Iris are not here at ringside with me. Yes the two of them are here in Staffordshire, United Kingdom, at the Alton Tower Resort for Climax Control where I will be facing Victoria Lyons. Since I am not a coward, like my current opponent, who needs to call for help from her family members and friends to take out an opponent, I take care of business in my matches by myself. Some of you watching my comments are probably screaming at your television screens because you believe the lies of the other wrestlers than to believe the truth that I speak. That is a personal problem you pathetic liars need to deal with. Oh well. Just remember that when I step into the ring with Victoria Lyons you need to pay attention so that you will know that I speak the truth. I will show up by myself, without Bill or Iris anywhere near ringside, while you will watch and see Victoria Lyons arrive at the ring with her thug family members to that they can cheat for Victoria and interfere in our match. Their loss at having to be cowards. I win without cheating so that places me in a coveted category of a true honest truly great wrestler who doesn’t have to cheat in order to earn a win.
Bea holds up a laptop computer with an image of her English Bulldog Iris.
Bea: As most of you know this is our English Bulldog Iris. I will show you this short video of Iris and how she reacted when I told her that I was facing off against Victoria Lyons, once again, in a wrestling match.
Bea presses the play button and the short video begins to play. In the video Bea looks at Iris and asks Iris what she thinks about Victoria Lyons. At the mention of the name of Victoria Lyons we see Iris begins gagging and she appears ready to puke. In the video Bea manages to maneuver Iris into the bathroom where Bea had previously lined the bathroom floor with potty pads for Iris. The moment Iris steps onto the potty pads she pukes then she squats and drops a fairly large pile of poop onto the potty pads. Bea cuts the video and returns to her comments live.
Bea: There you go! Proof that Iris cannot stomach pathetic and lying wrestlers like Victoria Lyons. But I move on to other comments for your benefit. So, Victoria, how does it feel to have to be facing me while you throw demeaning insults and lies in my direction? Did you honestly believe that throwing lies around about me will get you a win over me in our upcoming match and that it will also get you a win over the other Bombshells when you get into your match against the other Bombshells who qualified for a spot in the match to determine which one of you will be the next Sin City Wrestling World Bombshell Champion at the next SuperCard? Keep dreaming, Victoria, and I say that because all you have left in your wrestling career is to try to make yourself appear like a valid wrestler by lying about everyone else instead of telling the truth about your pathetic self. You are extremely pathetic that you always have to arrange for your family members, and friends, to interfere in your matches to get you cheap wins.
Bea stops her comments to burst out laughing as she knows she will easily defeat Victoria Lyons.
Bea: So, Victoria, I presented most of the information I wanted to present but there are still some comments I would like to end with today. You see, Victoria, although you talk a lot of smack the bottom line is that you are also not currently holding a Championship. Yes I know that I am also not currently holding a Championship but that will change after humiliate you by defeating you this Sunday. I would say that you are a very fortunate person that Management will not take away your spot for the Championship match you earned and then give it to me instead. They could do that if they wanted to but I know that they will not do that to you. However. . .another possibility is that after I defeat you this weekend that Management may decide to include me in the Championship match. Oh wouldn’t that be a great thing to watch when I get added to the Championship match and you are so upset over that decision that you will have a nervous breakdown. HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Bea continues laughing for a bit before she continues with her closing comments.
Bea: Well, Victoria, I went a bit light on you today so you should thank me for not exposing you to the world more than I already did. With that lead-in comment I will now lay down the facts so that they are staring you in the face everywhere you turn. I will ask you to pay attention to my closing comments, even though I know you have the attention span of a newborn baby who cannot comprehend anything. So, Victoria, if you are in a location where you can take a seat to hear what I have to say to, and about, you, then please sit down. If you are not fortunate to have a be in a location where you can take a seat then just stand there and pay attention to my comments. That is if your brain is capable of keeping you upright at the same time you are trying to comprehend my comments.
Bea bursts out in loud laughter then after a short time Bea regains her composure and she glares into the camera to continue addressing Victoria Lyons.
Bea: Victoria I am sure you believe that I am the wrestler who has the disadvantage in our match but I cannot blame you for hoping that I am the wrestler who is at a disadvantage in our match. However, before you dive into unknown territory and make a fool out of yourself, let me enlighten you. You honestly believe you are a Pit Bull dog who has the pleasure of facing off against a Chihuahua dog in a dog fight. You are going into that fight so damn over-confident that you will quickly lose to me. By the way, Victoria, have you ever watched a sanctioned dog fight? Probably not. But that is okay because I will let you in on how these dog fights often turn out. Most people believe that the dogs in these dog fights, usually they are Pit Bull dogs, are highly trained to fight opponents. Not so Victoria. They are being held captive and they are forced to get into the ring to fight the other dogs. After a several fights where the Pit Bull gets their ass kicked over and over again they finally figure out how to fight defensively and after a time they do win some matches against the other dogs. Since the Pit Bull dogs are used to being thrown into the pit to fight dogs of around the same size as they are they get extremely over-confident when a smaller dog is sent into the pit to challenge them. Once in a while you will find a smaller dog such as a Chihuahua or some type of mixed-breed dog, get tossed into the dog fighting ring and the match doesn’t get far before the smaller dog ends up winning the match and they leave the ring as the winner. How does that happen you are asking? Glad you asked Victoria. It is called over-confidence and in any sport, be it football, soccer, basketball, or something else, the over-confident team gets defeated because they are taking their opponents lightly. That, Victoria, is what you are doing coming into our match. You are so damn over-confident that you will make so many mistakes that you will be defeated by me. Enjoy your career in the spotlight because that spotlight is going to go dark after I defeat you.
Bea laughs loudly for a time then she continues with her comments.
Bea: Victoria I am going to remind you that I am coming into our match straight up and one-on-one against you. I do not have Bill or Iris or anyone else hanging around ringside to attack and cheat me out of the win against you. I don’t need others to help me get a win over a wrestler like you. If only I could call up all the mean girls over my lifetime who tried to take me out and beat me down. . .but I easily defeated them. . .you would be so shocked at what I did to those mean girls that you would run to Management and beg them to remove you in our match so that you will not have to suffer a beatdown from me that will humiliate you for months. But, alas, all those mean girls who felt I was an easy mark found out that the only marks they can recognize now are the bruises and cuts and humiliation they received at my hands.
Bea informs the camera person that she will make her closing comments then they can cut their camera feed.
Bea: So, Victoria, are you going to take your loss to me as a true professional or are you going to cry, whine, bitch, moan, and complain, for the rest of your life that I defeated you? I have no intention to allow myself to lose to you. I have no intention of letting you loose so that you can run away and try to hide from me. The intention I do have is to walk into the wrestling ring as a wrestling opponent and exit the winner of the match. If that is something you are unable to deal with then don’t even show up for our match because you will lose to me and you cannot change that outcome. See you on Sunday. . .well. . .if you still have enough courage to show up for our match. HAR HAR HAR!!! Damn, Victoria, you are pethetic.
Bea motions to the camera person that they can cut their camera feed and they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.