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ANOTHER TRIPLE THREAT CHALLENGE TO QUALIFY FOR A SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE NEAR FUTURE
Narrator: Bea has another chance to qualify for a shot at the Roulette Championship down the way. Bea told me that she is not going to let this opportunity slip through her hands.
The camera person has his camera focused on Bea Barnhart and they give her the signal that they are now live broadcasting. We are not sure of the exact location where Bea is broadcasting from but perhaps she might let us know where she is. Bea smiles into the camera, then she sits down on a chair, and launches into her comments leading up to her Roulette Rules Triple Threat match where the winner of the match gets into the Roulette Championship Match in the near future.
Bea: Thank you for joining me while I present my comments for my upcoming match against Harper Mason and Alicia Lukas. I know you want to know where I am located and I will let you know that I decided to broadcast my comments from the broadcast studio located at the Reno Events Center where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax control 414. I will start by presenting our statistics so everyone knows what is going on for the match. I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds. Harper Mason comes into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 125 pounds. Then we have Alicia Lukas coming into the match at 5 feet 8 inches and 150 pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for us in this match. Therefore the match winner, ME of course, will be the wrestler who is more intelligent, more agile, and more aggressive, than both Alicia and Harper.
Bea grins into the camera while pointing to herself to let the viewers know that she is going to be the winner of this match.
Bea: For the record I am 1-1 against Harper Mason and I have no match history against Alicia Lukas. Yeah, I know, even I am surprised that I have been actively wrestling in Sin City Wrestling since January 5, 2020. Sometimes that is how the bookings go. Although Alicia has been able to avoid facing me in the ring prior to this match she now cannot figure a way to avoid facing me now the match is officially booked. I guess Alicia could claim she is not feeling well and beg Management to release her from her obligation to wrestle in our match but I don’t see her as that huge of a coward to pull that bullshit on us.
Bea rolls her eyes at the possibility that Alicia Lukas might be scared enough to find some stupid excuse to try to get out of participating in this match against me and Harper Mason.
Bea: For those of you who have not been paying attention I carry a Genius level I.Q. of 130. I did some general calculations I came up that the combined I.Q. of Harper and Alicia come to less than the 130 I.Q. I carry by myself. That just makes my winning this match easier as I can out-think the two of them combined and they would never know what hit them. I equate them with two low-mentality country hicks that don’t know shit.
Bea holds a thumbs up in front of the camera before continuing with her comments.
Bea: Let me tell you a story of two low mentality country hicks and the story has reference to the low mentality of Harper and Alicia. These two low mentality hicks were walking down the sidewalk one day. They both saw something on the sidewalk but they didn’t know what it was. The first low-mentality hick commented I WONDER WHAT THAT IS and the second low-mentality hick replied with I DON’T KNOW SO WE NEED TO TEST IT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. The first low mentality hick dropped to her knees and grabbed a handful of the item on the sidewalk. She squeezed it in her hand and commented WELL IT FEELS LIKE DOG SHIT TO ME. Then the other low mentality hick got down on her knees and got her face right next to the stuff on the sidewalk and took a deep breath and she nearly puked. She then commented WELL YOU SAID IT FEELS LIKE DOG SHIT…AND I JUST SMELLED IT AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOG SHIT. The two low mentality hicks both picked up a bunch of this shit in their hands and both tasted the shit they picked up and they nearly puked all over the sidewalk. The first low mentality hick said: IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT…IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT…AND FOR DAMN SURE IT TASTES LIKE SHIT to which the second low mentality hick said: YES IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT…SMELLS LIKE SHIT…AND TASTES LIKE SHIT…GOOD THING WE DIDN’T STEP IN IT!!! Then the two low mentality hicks, with hands and mouths smelling like poop walked off down the sidewalk no wiser due to the incident they just had.
The camera gets a shot of Bea as she is laughing to hard that she dropped to the floor and she is rolling around trying to catch her breath and continue with her comments on her upcoming match. Finally Bea regains her composure then she stands up and takes a chair in front of the camera.
Bea: I told you that story about the two hicks and the dog shit on the sidewalk as I felt the story was a fantastic representation of the two wrestlers I am facing in Harper Mason and Alicia Lukas. I will take a short break to get something to drink then I will continue with my comments to enlighten you on why I am going to win this match.
Bea holds up one finger.
Bea: Reason number one why I will win this match and then go on to earn the Roulette Championship is that I have a genius level IQ.
Bea holds up two fingers.
Bea: Reason number two is that I have done well in wrestling, especially in Hardcore Rules matches, and my upcoming match against Harper Mason and Alicia Lukas will be an easy match for me.
Bea holds up three fingers.
Bea: With the combined IQ’s of Alicia and Harper only coming up to half what my I.Q. is that is a solid sign that I will easily defeat them then move on to become Roulette Champion.
Bea stands up and looks deeply into the camera.
Bea: Thank you all for tuning in to listen to my comments on my next match. Watch me work my magic on the evening of January 12, 2025.
Bea finishes her comments on her upcoming match and the camera person cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.