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BILL BARNHART VERSUS CONNOR MURPHY VERSUS THE TROLL ROULETTE RULES MATCH
Narrator: Thanks to everyone who tuned in to listen to my opening comments concerning Bill Barnhart’s upcoming match at Climax Control 412 where he is involved in a Triple Threat match against Connor Murphy and The Troll. This should be good match to watch, and probably a rather amusing match to watch, when The Troll is involved in the match. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his upcoming match.
The camera shot switches from a shot of the Narrator who gives opening comments to the viewers to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room at a hotel that is fairly close to the Walter Pyramid in Long Beach, California. As the camera person pans around the room we catch glimpses of Bill and Bea Barnhart setting a few things up to get comfortable for this broadcast. When the two have the items set where they want them to be the two take a seat on the couch and they inform the camera person they are ready to go live broadcasting. After a few seconds the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are now live broadcasting.
Bill: I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to hear my comments leading up to my Triple Threat match with the winner earning a shot at the Roulette Championship at Inception VII. The winner of my upcoming match at Climax Control 412, ME OF COURSE, will then go on to Inception VII and earn the Roulette Championship for my third time.
Bea: I don’t mean to sound bitter or sour over you going after the Roulette Championship again but it is hard for me to not get the chances I feel I deserve to go after the Bombshell Roulette Championship.
Bill: Bea I have been in that situation dozens of times in numerous Wrestling Federations. That happens sometimes and when you next opportunity comes for you to challenge for the Roulette Championship I am sure you will win the Roulette Championship.
Bea: You are correct Bill. I am at your match at Climax Control 412 as your Manager.. I am not there to get involved in the match. I am there to ensure your opponents don’t violate the rules and the Referee didn’t catch them cheating. I need to keep these Referees in check as some of them are not the most competent in the business.
Bill: Be careful what you say and where you say it. Although I feel the same way you never know when one of those less-competent Referees might get assigned to one of your matches and then they might make calls against you that shouldn’t have been called.
Bea: Just remember I am at ringside to ensure you get a fair and unbiased Referee in your match.
Bill and Bea pause their comments with Bill walking over to the table and snagging a can of Classic Coke and Bea grabbing a wine glass and pouring herself some Red wine. When Bill and Bea have their drinks they return to the couch to continue their comments.
Bill: When the Card was posted for Climax Control 412 I was surprised to see that the two wrestlers I will be facing in this match are Connor Murphy and The Troll. I am also surprised that I have yet to have a wrestling match against Connor Murphy. I know little about him but I do know he is a good wrestler. But the Troll? Oh come on! Why The Troll got assigned to this match is beyond my level of comprehension. I guess Management wanted a bit of amusement in the match rather than having me, and Connor Murphy, and another good quality wrestler in the match.
Bea: I cannot remember the specific match that involved the Troll but I do remember some of what took place in that match. The Troll was bumbling around the ring during the match then some of the fans started throwing Snickers bars into the ring. I remember the Troll was not able to be effective in the match because instead of focusing on his opponent he dove onto the Snickers bars and devoured them and he was then incapacitated in the match and he lost.
Bill: I will not have any problem winning this match. The Troll is nothing more than an amusement factor and he gets worn out in a few minutes of being inside the wrestling ring. Slow and weak and obese is not what wins matches. As for Connor Murphy he is someone I respect and we are closer in weight and abilities so the match, for sure, will come down to me and Connor. I always state that if I have opponents who do not violate the rules and cheat, and if I have a Referee who actually knows how to pay attention and properly call a wrestling match then I will easily win.
Bea: You have defeated the Troll in two matches so we are positive that he is not going to be a factor in this match. As for Connor Murphy he will be a good opponent for you to go up against.
Bill: Bea something has been on my mind since the Climax Control 412 card was announced. In my Triple Threat Roulette Rules match against Connor Murphy and The Troll the announcement on the Card doesn’t state if the winner of the match, who will become a contender for the Roulette Championship, has to defeat only one of their two opponents or both of their opponents in the match. I guess we will find out when the announcement of the match and spin of the Roulette Wheel has been made. Regardless of what the Roulette Wheel lands on, and no matter if the winner of the match has to defeat both opponents, or only one opponent, to win the match.
Bea: Interesting. That is not something I thought about.
There is a knock on the hotel room door so Bill and Bea suspend their comments while Bill gets up and opens the door to see who is there. When Bill opens the door they see it is their friend Felix Hernandez so Bill invites him and he explains to Felix that he and Bea are currently airing comments for Bill’s match against Connor Murphy and The Troll with the winner getting a shot at the Roulette Championship at Inception VII.
Bill: We appreciate your visit but we are currently airing comments for my match against Connor Murphy and The Troll. Before I go into further comments I want to know how you feel after your match against Helluva Bottom Carter.
Felix: Carter in an outstanding wrestler and I knew going into that match that he is known for being put into situations by opponents that would lead people to believe that Carter was going to lose the match only to have him turn it around on his opponents. Carter got the win over me in the same manner he has against other wrestlers. I have no hard feelings about losing the match to a wrestler who is awesome.
Bea: Felix are you sure you never want to deal with the Briefcase or the Entity that controls the briefcase again?
Felix: Absolutely! I thought it would be fun to be selected by that Entity and have them work their magic to help me get out of losing situations. After numerous matches nothing happened to I am done with the Briefcase and all who are associated with it. By the way Bea what did you do to get rid of the Briefcase and the Entity that was controlling it?
Bea: Let’s just say that a forge that metal workers use came into play and the Briefcase is no more.
Felix: Thanks Bea. I need to take care of some things and I apologize for interrupting your broadcast. We will see each other around. Bye!
Felix Hernandez walks out of the hotel room to leave Bill and Bea to continue with their broadcast concerning Bill’s upcoming match for a shot at the Hardcore Championship.
Bea: I still believe Felix feels bad that he told me to destroy the briefcase and that he didn’t want me at ringside as his manager for his match against Helluva Bottom Carter. I told him that I am good and that when things calm down and he asks me to work as his Manager in his corner during matches that I will be there for him. We need to get back to commenting on your upcoming match against Connor Murphy and The Troll.
Bill: I am not sure how The Troll got assigned to this match. I guess Management felt the comedy factor of The Troll being assigned to this match was worth wasting a spot in the match to allow The Troll to again make a fool out of himself.
Bea: I still feel that with The Troll being slow and incompetent in the ring if you and Connor ignore him and just go after each other that would leave an opening for The Troll to do something you really don’t want him to do.
Bill: You mean like The Troll eating too much fatty and spicy food before the match and then blasting toxic farts onto me and Connor?
Bea: Yeah. . .something like that. . .ha ha ha!!!
Bill: You know I have a secret weapon I could use against The Troll to disable him.
Bea: Such as. . .???
Bill: Do you remember some time ago, where I was in a match against The Troll, that I tossed a large bag of Snickers candy into the area where the fans are seated and they started throwing Snickers bars into the ring? There were several bags of Snickers I tossed to the crowd and I estimate that there were probably fifty or sixty Snickers bars thrown into the ring at The Troll. It was hilarious to watch The Troll dive on top of the Snickers bars like a hungry animal who has had nothing to eat for weeks. If I arm the fans with bags of Snickers candy and they decide to launch the Snickers candy into the ring at The Troll I cannot be held accountable for what the fans do.
Bea: Now I remember that incident when you just mentioned it. It would cause the match to end up being between you and Connor.
Bill: I wouldn’t think it would totally eliminate The Troll so I did have something pop into my head that would make it work even more effectively.
Bea: Such as?
Bill: I get The Troll distracted by the Snickers bars and then I have total focus on beating down Connor Murphy. I figure once The Troll sees what I am doing he will waddle over and try to break it up so that I won’t get the win at that time.
Bea: And…?
Bill: Then I slam Murphy to the mat then before Connor can try to get up off the mat I drag The Troll over and body slam him on top of Murphy. That will not only knock the wind out of Connor but the weight of The Troll would prevent him from getting up off the mat.
Bea: Then what happens?
Bill: I jump on top of the pile and the Referee makes the pin count and I end up pinning both Connor Murphy and The Troll at the same time. I win. . .they lose. . .and I move on to the Roulette Championship match at Inception VII.
Bea: Now I have the full mental picture. Thanks.
Bill informs the camera person that he will make his closing comments at this time. Bill looks deep into the camera and begins his closing comments.
Bill: The Troll is as worthless as Monopoly money. As for Connor I don’t have a lot of information on him except that he’s been around for a time but I have no clue what he is about or what he thinks he is about. What Connor is going to be about is that he is about to lose to me. Connor goes home a loser and I move on to the next Roulette Championship match. And when I have the Roulette Championship Match at Inception VII I will emerge as a three-time Roulette Champion. Yes it really is as simple as that.
Bill give the CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes to black.