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Title: I WILL SING A SONG OF VICTORY OVER SONG
Post by: Andrew on August 30, 2024, 05:01:33 PM

I WILL SING A SONG OF VICTORY OVER SONG

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air and I have to tell you Bea is fired up and ready to beat down Song. Speaking of songs...oh never mind...I will keep my opinion to myself and let Bea comment as she sees fit.

After the Narrator has finished with his opening comments the scene shifts to the hotel room where Bea and Bill are staying for Climax Control 403. The hotel it not far from the ING Arena so Bea and Bill have a short walk to get to the arena. The assigned camera person pans around the hotel room and they stop panning when Bea walks into the room to get before the camera to air her comments on her match against Song. Bea informs the camera person that she will sit on the couch in the hotel room while presenting her comments for her upcoming match. Once Bea is seated the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  It is interesting that my opponent’s name is SONG. That leaves a lot open for me to talk about things related to songs. Before I do that I will present general information.

Bea brings out a small piece of paper which she holds in her hands and she looks at the paper and comments on the information on the paper.

Bea:  The first item I want to get out of the way is how me and Song measure up against each other. I am five feet five inches in height and I am one hundred thirty pounds in weight. Song is also five feet five inches in height but she is listed as one hundred twenty pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match.

Bea glances into the camera then back at the paper in her hand.

Bea:  There is no match history between myself and Song. However after our match at Climax Control 403 I will be 1-0 against Song and Song will be 0-1 against me.

Bea again glances at the paper then back into the camera.

Bea:  The last item I will talk about is that it appears the main concept of Song’s wrestling is Martial Arts. With the exception of a few moves and blows that are specific to Martial Arts normally in a Professional Wrestling match the wrestlers use wrestling moves, maneuvers, and holds, and often the Martial Arts moves, maneuvers, and holds, are not allowed under the rules in Wrestling. However the final decision on what is, or is not, allowed in our match lands with the Referee who will be assigned to our match.

Bea pauses her comments for a moment to grab a drink. She quickly runs into the Kitchen area of the hotel room then she returns to the couch with a Classic Coke can in her hand.

Bea:  Song. . .I see your information states you are from China. Did you know that I am originally from the Philippines but I immigrated to the United States when me and Bill got married. All over the world there seems to be a lot of Asian hate especially against Asians from the Philippines. I assume the hatred comes from the fact that most people from the Philippines, especially the Filipinas, are beautiful, intelligent, and extremely well educated. Taking note of the feuds that the Philippines has had with China, especially the dispute with China when they came over and claimed ownership of an island off the coast of the Philippines that has been a long-standing property belonging to the Philippines, that gives me the impression you are probably one of those who are jealous of me and hate me because I am beautiful, intelligent, and a great wrestler. To bad it has to be like that. All your jealousy is going to get you is to be defeated by me.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  Oh, Song, I know you cannot help but be jealous of me. I am beautiful. I am extremely intelligent and I carry a 130 I.Q. which is Genius level. I don’t know if you watched wrestling matches from Sin City Wrestling around the time I started wrestling here, which was January 2020, but if you did watch then you know what I accomplished. If you did not watch then I will tell you what I did to the majority of my opponents. I made many of my opponents submit to my submission holds. There was one wrestler, but I will not glorify her by stating her name, lost to me five times and four of those were by submission. If you think I cannot do that to you then you just damn sure are not thinking.

Bea snarls into the camera.

Bea:  There is one nice thing that came out of China. . .NO NOT YOU SONG. . .and that item is fine bone China in the form of plates and other items. So, Song, you may think you are high and mighty and of superb quality as with the items made of bone China. Let me tell you that although bone China items are nice looking they are also extremely fragile. Say you are setting your table with bone China dishes and one of the dishes slips out of your hand and lands on the floor it will easily break into so many pieced that you are not able to put them back together again. That description I just gave you is what I am going to do to you Song. I will slam dunk you and you will break like fragile bone China.

(https://luxurybonechina.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/broken-plates.jpg)

Bea:  There is no grabbing a glue bottle and trying to blue the pieces back together. All you can do with broken bone China, and a broke Song the wrestler, is to grab a dustpan and a broom, sweep up the broken pieces, and throw them into the trash. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

Bea takes time to recover from her loud laughing.

Bea:  Song if you think you can intimidate me and make me back down you are wrong. There is a song by Tom Petty titled I WON’T BACK DOWN and that song applies to me and my wrestling as I never back down from my opponents. The lyrics go WELL I WON’T BACK DOWN. NO I WON’T BACK DOWN. YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL. BUT I WON’T BACK DOWN. And since I am on the subject of music let me give you another comparison. One of the worst singers in the history of the world is, without a doubt, Yoko Ono. Nobody can stand to listen to her horrible screeching and mumbling for more than five seconds. Well, Song, when I am beating you down and making you submit to me you will be making horrible noises that will equal the horrible singing of Yoko Ono.

Bea laughs loudly again.

Bea:  I hope you give me your best in our match Song. I would hate for you to lose to me and they claim that my win was a fluke because you did not try very well against me. Please enjoy yourself leading up to our match because there will be no enjoyment for you after I soundly defeat and destroy you.

Bea tells the camera person she is done with her comments for her upcoming match and the camera person cuts their feed and our screen goes dark.