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ME AND BEA HAVE THE ADVANTAGE IN OUR MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH
Narrator: Bill and Bea Barnhart have the advantage in their Mixed Tag Team Match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway with the winner obtaining a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship on September 1, 2024, Brussels, Belgium. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart.
OPENING COMMENTS – BILL HAS A VIDEO CALL WITH FELIX HERNANDE
When the scene changes to a shot of Bill Barnhart we see Bill in the hotel room that he and Bea are staying in near the Ariake Arena in Tokyo, Japan, as the assigned camera person is already set up and they are broadcasting Bill’s comments for the Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 401. After Bill finishes with his comments he will go off-camera and Bea will come on-camera to present her comments on their Mixed Tag Team match. Bill looks into the camera and flashes a smile to the viewers.
Bill: Before I launch into comments concerning the Mixed Tag Team match where myself and Bea take on the Mixed Tag Team of Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 401 I will have a video call with our friend and fellow Sin City Wrestling wrestler Felix Hernandez. Felix did not travel to Tokyo, Japan, with us as he had something to take care of in Athens, Georgia. Felix said he will be at the next Sin City Wrestling event.
Bill opens his laptop computer and he logs into Zoom to have a video call with Felix Hernandez. It takes a bit of time for the connection to be fully active but the video call is live.
Bill: Hi Felix! How are things in Athens, Georgia?
Felix: Hot and humid and the damn Cicadas are buzzing so loud, both day and night, that a person can’t even hear themself think. Oh well before Summer came around we were told that this year was going to be a bumper crop of Cicadas coming out and mating so there’s nothing we can do about them except to wait until mating season is over and they did off.
Bill: Were you able to stop by our house to check on Iris and to make sure our friend and neighbor, Andrew, was there taking care of Iris?
Felix: Yes I did. Andrew is doing fine and I know he loves taking care of Iris. When Iris saw me she got so excited that she squatted down and peed on the carpet in your living room. I told Andrew that I will pay for him to have a carpet cleaning service clean the carpet.
Bill: Yep! That’s Iris when she gets excited! You didn’t have to pay to have the carpet cleaned. It wasn’t your fault Iris got over-excited and peed on the carpet. Have you seen the Card for Climax Control 401 yet?
Felix: Yes I did and I see you and Bea are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway with the winner getting a hot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship on September 1, 2024. I wish you and Bea the best of luck.
Bill: There is no luck involved in me and Bea winning this match. It is time for me to end this video call with you so I can present my official comments for that match to everyone watching. Please turn on your television and listen to my comments, and the comments Bea makes, and it will clear to you, and everyone else watching, why me and Bea are going to win this match and earn a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship.
Bill and Felix end their Zoom video call and he returns to focusing into the camera to address the viewers and both Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway concerning their upcoming match.
WHAT IS THE TAG TEAM RECORS FOR BILL AND BEA?
Bill pulls out a sheet of paper and he begins reading from it.
Bill: I will start comments on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway by presenting the Tag Team records for myself and Bea. I am currently 8 wins, 18 losses, and zero draws in Tag Team matches. Bea is currently 4 wins, 15 losses, and zero draws in Tag Team matches. The reason I have more Tag Team matches than Bea is that Bea became an active wrestler after I had already served in Sin City Wrestling for many years. The information I just gave you concerning the Tag Team records of myself and Bea is for ALL Tag Team matches both myself and Bea have been involved in so please understand those are the records for myself in Bes in ALL Tag Team matches.
HOW HAVE ME AND BEA FARED AGAINST MILES KASEY AND ALEXANDRA CALAWAY?
Bill: Bea’s win-loss record against Alexandra Calaway is 2 wins and 2 loses and no draws. My win-loss record against Miles Kasey is 3 wins, no losses, and no draws. That means Bea is 50-50 percent against Alexandra while I am 100 percent to zero percent in wins over Miles. So when you combine the wins and losses Bea has against Alexandra to my wins and losses against Miles it comes to a combined 5-2-0 record. That means our team has a winning percentage of 71 percent.
Bill laughs loudly before continuing with his comments.
Bill: Oh, man, what wrestler who is involved in a Singles match, Tag Team match, or a Mixed Tag Team match, wouldn’t be overjoyed to have a 72 percent chance of winning this match? Did you get that clearly? OUR TEAM HAS A 72 PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNING OVER MILES KASEY AND ALEXANDRA CALAWAY!!! On their side of this match Milex and Alexandra have 28 percent chance of winning but they do have a 72 percent chance of losing. I sure do love being on our side in this match.
HOW CONFIDENT AM I AND BEA GOING INTO THIS MATCH?
Bill: Please grab a snack and a drink and sit back and relax while I inform you on how confident me and Bea are going into our Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway. Have you ever played the card came of Poker? There are only so many combinations you can get to make a hand that might win you a bet. The concept in a Poker game is to obtain what you believe is the best hand that others cannot defeat and then you bet all you have and walk away the rich winner. The highest hand in the game of Poker is the Royal Flush.
Bill pulls out the cards that represent a Royal Flush and he holds the cards up to the camera where they give the viewers of the winning Royal Flush hand.
Bill: Well boys and girls, men and women, Miles and Alexandra, me and Bea are positive that what we bring to this match is the equivalent of holding a Royal Flush in a Poker game. You two can try to discard cards and get other cards to replace the ones you tosses away but it it will never be enough for you two to overcome our Royal Flush. Me and Bea are so confident we are going to win that we will bet all we’ve got and you would not be able to match our bet. The only two options at that point is to concede the game to us or we bankrupt you. Choose wisely. . .but it honestly doesn’t matter because no matter what you two do. . .you will lose to me and Bea.
Bill grins a huge grin into the camera.