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A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS WILL BE FUN!!!
Narrator: At Climax Control 400 Bea and Bill Barnhart are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Candy and Despayre. Adding to the match is the fact that this is a Candyland Match. The basic concept of this Candyland Match is that it is classified as a HARDCORE match which consists of weapons such as pillows, stuffed animals, pool noodles, squirt guns, water balloons, inflatable hammers, and other items that fit that description. With my opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is relaxing in the hotel where she and Bill are staying for Climax Control 400.
The camera shot switches from the Narrator to the hotel room which is located near where the Kia Forum is located in Inglewood, California. When the camera person focuses on Bea in her hotel room we see that she is along as her husband Bill is not currently in the room. When the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting Bea launches into her comments for her Mixed Tag Team Candyland match at Climax Control 400.
GENERAL COMMENTS
Bea: Welcome to the hotel room where me and Bill are staying during Climax Control 400. It is near the Kia Forum in Inglewood, California. Bill is out having a conversation with our friend, and fellow wrestler, Felix THE CAT Hernandez. Once Bill is done having the conversation with Felix he said he will arrange for air time to give his comments on our next wrestling match. Before I launch into comments concerning our Mixed Tag Team Candyland match at Climax Control 400 I have several comments to make that will put things in perspective for everyone.
Bea holds one finger up to indicate her first comment.
Bea:The “average” price for a hotel room like the one Bill and I have, which is close to the Kia Forum is around $150 per day. There are cheaper hotels further away from the Kia Forum but they are in fairly crappy and crime infested areas. If you want a hotel room closer to the Kia Forum it will cost you $300 and up. Hotels near sporting events venues in the Atlanta area a bit more reasonable. The average price for a hotel room close to the State Farm Arena where the Atlanta Hawks play is around $130 per day and if you are not concerned about having to travel a longer distance to get from your hotel to the State Farm Arena the cost for a hotel room that is nice is around $125. Way less costly than being in California.
Bea holds up two fingers to indicate her second comments.
Bea: I want to mention gasoline prices for cars comparing California with Georgia. In California the current cost of a gallon of Regular gasoline is from $4.75 to $5.00 per gallon. However in our State of Georgia the current cost of a gallon of Regular gasoline is from $3.45 to $3.50 per gallon. That means for every gallon of Regular gas you purchase while in the State of Georgia you save $1.30 to $1.50 per gallon of Regular gas over the high price of the same gasoline in California. Think about that if you are capable of logical thinking. If you purchase 10 gallons of regular gas in California you will end up paying from $13.00 to $15.00 more for the same amount of gas that you purchase in Georgia. Now you know why me and Bill moved from California to Georgia.
Bea is done giving a comparison between the costs of living in California compared to the cost of living in Georgia. Now Bea moves on to comments about her upcoming match Candyland Match.
COMMENTS ON CANDYLAND HARDCORE RULES MATCH
Bea: Sometimes I feel that our opponents in wrestling matches are missing most of their brain cells. This applies to Candy. Now me and Bill are involved in a CANDYLAND HARDCORE MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH against Candy and Despayre. The stupidest thing about this match is that the so-called “weapons” available for this so-called “hardcore” match consist of items such as pillows, stuffed animals, pool noodles, squirt guns, water balloons, inflatable hammers, and other items that fit into that warped description.
Bea shakes her head side to side to indicate how silly the rules of this match are.
Bea: Candy doesn’t stand a chance of taking me out when the two of us are in the ring. Unless Candy cheats, or hires someone to interfere in our match, or they come up with some other way of cheating me and Bill out of a win, then Candy’s team is going to lose. Let’s take a look at my win-loss record against Candy so you all know what the hell is really going on here.
Bea presents a sheet of paper where she begins to read the information on the sheet.
Bea: I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds while Candy comes into this match at 5 feet 6 inches and 125 pounds. Since there is no height or weight advantage with either of us what, then, is the advantage that I have over Candy?
Bea rattles the paper around then she continues providing information that is on the paper.
Bea: I’ve had three wrestling matches with Candy. The first was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII. I lost the Ladder Match for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. The next match we had against each other was June 20, 2021, at Climax Control 303 where I defeated Candy AND Char Kwan when I pinned both of them at the same time. The third match I had against Candy I also won. That match was on September 25, 2022 at Climax Control 342. In that match I defeated Candy by Submission by using my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold. And the final tally of wins and losses between myself and Candy? Bea with TWO wins over Candy and Candy with only ONE win over me.
Bea crumples the paper into a ball and tosses it across the room.
Bea: Awwww!!! Poor little Candy got her ass handed to her two times in three matches by me. I can hear Candy crying, moaning, complaining, when she realizes that I soundly defeated her twice in three matches.