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IT IS AN HONOR AND PLEASURE TO FACE AN ACCOMPLISHED WRESTLER BUT. . .
Narrator: Bea Barnhart is back in action and this time she is facing a wrestler with a very long line of success in the sport of wrestling. However with the success also comes the failures.
The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart. We assume the location is somewhere in Sam’s Town where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 287 but until Bea informs us that is only a guess. Bea is sitting at a table is what appears to be a coffee shop inside Sam’s Town.
Bea: Hi and thanks for joining me today. I decided to stop at this coffee shop in Sam’s Town to enjoy some coffee while I present comments for my upcoming match against Mercedes Vargas as Climax Control 287. Mercedes you have an impressive list of accomplishments in the sport of wrestling and I’m not going to try to tarnish your accomplishments as they are valid and in the record books. However, Mercedes, along with your accomplishments you also have many failures. From what I’ve seen lately you’ve been on a bit of a losing streak. I have to be honest and let you know that I would enjoy handing you a loss and putting you out of action as that will boosts me in the rankings. December 13, 2020, is the day your losing streak gets one loss longer as I’m going to win and set myself as the future of the Bombshell Division in Sin City Wrestling.
Bea sips her coffee before continuing her comments.
Bea: There’s a saying that goes IF SOMEONE GETS OVER ON YOU ONCE SHAME ON THEM. IF THEY GET OVER ON YOU TWICE SHAME ON YOU. We lost to Kris and Mikah, The Black Sheep, twice in Mixed Tag Team matches so shame on us. Laugh all you want Mercedes if you think it is amusing that me and Bill lost those two matches. The fact we give everything we have for all our matches, even the ones we end up losing, means more than bragging about past accomplishments. I mean, come on Mercedes, you are one of those wrestlers who gets on camera, tells everyone you never lose, then you go out and lose the match. You are one of those wrestlers who can only see the matches you’ve won but you are blind to the matches you’ve lost. That’s okay Mercedes because you’ll forever remember the loss I’m going to hand you at Climax Control 287. You obviously think I’m blind and haven’t noticed who you’ve lost to recently and not all of those opponents could be classified at top-notch, top of the line, superior in talent, etc., but still you lost to them. Either your age is catching up to you or you rely so heavily on your past accomplishments that you fail to perform well in the current time.
Bea looks at her watch.
Bea: You’ll have to excuse me for a short time. I have to get to the other side of Sam’s Town as they have a room set up as a Comedy Club and it is Amateur Hour where non-professional comedians like me can get up on stage and present a few jokes. Thanks for understanding.
There is a break of about 15 minutes which allows Bea time to get from the coffee shop to the area set up as a Comedy Club. Bea takes a seat to wait to be called to perform.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND COMEDY TO ENJOY IT
Bea: Want to know something? Waiting to be called and then to go up on stage and present a few comedy things is more intimidating than stepping into a wrestling ring. Bill is way better at comedy skits than I am but I’ll give it my best shot.
The Emcee of the Comedy Club Amateur Hour steps up to the mic on the stage.
Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for coming to this Comedy Club for our Amateur Hour where only amateurs will be called up on the stage to present three items which can be three comedy skits or three one-liners or a combination of both. Remember these are raw amateur comedians so please give them your support.
The Emcee reaches into a large glass bowl and pulls out a name.
Emcee: Bea Barnhart you are our first amateur contestant in our Amateur Hour competition. Please come up on stage and give us your best.
Bea is surprised she was called first but she also knows that going first in a competition puts the pressure on the contestants that follow her. When Bea arrives at the mic she introduces herself before launching into her comedy thing.
Bea: My name is Bea Barnhart and I’m married to Sin City Wrestling wrestler Bill Barnhart. I serve as Bill’s Manager for his wrestling matches and I’m also an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. On Sunday, December 13, 2020, I face off against Mercedes Vargas in a wrestling match at Climax Control 287 which takes place here at Sam’s Town.
Bea takes a deep breath and goes into her comedy routine.
Bea: What do you call a fairway short shot golf club that belongs to a wrestler named Kurt? AN ANGLE IRON!
About half the crowd laughs as they are wrestling fans but the other half, apparently knowing little of nothing about wrestling, don’t get the joke.
Bea: A blind man walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog on a leash. He stops and picks the dog up by the leash and swings the seeing-eye dog around over his head. The store Manager walks over and asks MAY I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING SIR? and the blind man says NOPE. I’M JUST LOOKING AROUND.
This time two-thirds of the crowd laughs at the joke.
Bea: Where does the Star Wars character Chewbacca order his supplies? From Chewy.com
On Bea’s final joke 100 percent of the crowd laughs and applaud her performance.
Bea: Thank you very much for allowing me to participate in this Amateur Hour comedy thing.
Bea returns to her seat and listens to the other presenters. When the last person finishes their comedy things the Emcee reads off the winner of the event.
Emcee: It is hard to do stand-up comedy when you are a professional but can you imagine how it feels when you are amateurs like our presenters tonight? It was a tough decision to select one person we felt was above the rest and we selected Bea Barnhart. Please come up and receive your reward.
Bea walks up on the stage and the Emcee presents Bea with $100 cash and a voucher for the Casino where she can play unlimited games in the Casino for one hour at no cost to herself and she gets to keep all the winnings but all the losses are paid by the voucher. Bea steps up to the mic.
Bea: Wow! I knew my material was good but everyone in this competition had to also know there could only be one winner. That’s how my wrestling match against Mercedes Vargas will go on Sunday. She has more experience in the wrestling ring than I do but when you look at a highly successful wrestler like Mercedes do a death spiral down into the dirt with numerous losses in matches recently you understand why I’ll win this match and set myself up as a top wrestler in Sin City Wrestling.
Bea steps down from the stage and walks out of the room where she meets up with her husband Bill Barnhart in the hallway.
Bill: How did your Amateur Hour comedy thing go?
Bea: Better than your Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 286.
Bill: Good one Bea! Look I can’t be upset at Brother David Shepherd winning the Roulette Championship. We all gave it our best and he came down on the mat with the Championship in his hands. He wrestled the match fully within the rules of the match so there’s nothing I can do but congratulate him on the win.
Bea: I hope Mercedes has the courage to congratulate me on my win over her on Sunday. I won the amateur comedy thing by the way.
Bill: So you won the comedy thing? What did you win?
Bea: I won $100 cash and a voucher that allows me into the casino in Sam’s Town for a full hour to play any of the games I want. I suffer no losses as they are included in the voucher. All the winnings I get during casino play I get to keep.
Bill: Oooooo! Give me the casino voucher so I can play for free for an hour!
Bea: Nope! Mine! See you later at our hotel room. I have a casino to visit.
The two enjoy a hearty laugh and then they part with Bea heading for the casino and Bill headed in the opposite direction.
* SHORT BREAK *
* AFTER THE BREAK *
BEA HAS A TALK WITH IRIS
This scene opens with Bill, Bea, and Iris, relaxing in their hotel room. They are watching Animal Planet since that is the favorite program of Iris. They look up to see the cameraman giving them the signal to indicate they are live broadcasting.
Bea: Iris come here please.
Iris waddles over thinking Mommy Bea is going to give her food but Bea isn’t giving Iris food this time around. This, of course, disappoints the ever-hungry Iris.
Bea: Sorry, Iris, but this isn’t about food. I need to talk to you because I’m getting concerned about you dating Senor Vinnie’s friend Pete the Cactus.
Iris perks up when she hears the name of Pete the Cactus.
Bea: Recently Pete was rude to Senor Vinnie and I’m worried Pete may get ruse and abusive to you.
Bill: Whoa! Let’s stop that line of thought right now! That’s not what happened Bea. Senor Vinnie was stressing and he was hallucinating. Pete didn’t do anything bad to Vinnie as he was actually trying to lend emotional support but Vinnie thought Pete went off the deep end of the psychological pool. Therefore Pete won’t do anything bad to Iris. As protective of Iris as I am that should tell you I’m not going to misinterpret the recent interaction between Senor Vinnie and Pete.
Bea: I wish you had told me that before I made a public comment against Pete the Cactus. If you’re watching Pete I’m sorry I misunderstood what happened. Forget about our conversation Iris. You can continue dating Pete but at the first sign that he’s abusing you and you two are cut off from seeing each other.
Iris seems annoyed that Mommy Bea interrupted her favorite Animal Planet program to make false accusations against her boyfriend Pete the Cactus and even more annoyed that after the conversation Mommy Bea didn’t give her any snacks. Iris returns in front of the television to finish watching her program.
SAY ALL THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS YOU WANT. . .ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
Bea laughs at the attitude of Iris but she realizes that the doggy brain of Iris is limited in comprehension abilities.
Bea: I’m sick of other wrestlers claiming I have no talent. I came from being a raw green rookie to where I’m at today which is holding my own in the Bombshell and Mixed Tag Team Divisions. Nearly everyone in the sport of wrestling started as a raw green rookie and gained experience to where they were successful. That is unless they were born into a well-known wrestling family, and usually their family members were also the Promoters or Management of those federations, so they skewed the results of matches to benefit their raw green rookie no-talent family members.
Iris pauses watching Animal Planet to see if Mommy Bea has food for her yet. Not seeing any food Iris lets out a snort before returning to watching Animal Planet.
Bea: Mercedes you fit perfectly into the mold of the wrestlers who disrespect me since I’m fairly new to the sport of wrestling. You laugh and mock those of us who give all we have in every match. Whether I win or lose a match I stand proud that I performed well. Never once have you heard me falsely brag that I’ve never lost a match. What about you Mercedes? It seems, to me anyone, that whenever you get in front of the camera to talk about an upcoming match you claim you never lose wrestling matches. Although I don’t know your career Win-Loss record I know since I’ve been in Sin City Wrestling you’ve managed to lose a lot of matches you should have won. Don’t come into our match at Climax Control 287 and claim you have never lost matches because all that does is make you a liar.
Bea pauses and quietly goes into the kitchen area and returns with a bowl of food for Iris. She sets it down next to Iris and when Iris smells the food she shoves her face into the bowl to enjoy the snacks.
Bea: Mercedes you cannot go over all my matches and claim that I performed poorly in any of them. In every match I performed at my best and came close to winning. Yes I know that close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades but at least I can stand proud that I performed at my best in every match I’ve been in. Unlike you who claims to be the undefeated queen of wrestling, then you lose a match or two or three, I go into every match, perform at my best, and whether I obtain a win or a loss I stand proud of my performance. I hope you have in your vocabulary the following words: BEA CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WIN OVER ME TONINGHT! because if you were to win I would congratulate you. See you on Sunday. Be ready for the fight of your career! And trust me that the beating you’ll receive at my hands will transform you from a Mercedes to a Yugo!
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Bea informs the cameraman she is done with her comments and he cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.