Bill: The best case scenario is to put your opponent’s King in check to where no matter where the King moves it is still in check. That’s called a CHECKMATE as your opponent has no moves left while their King is in check. I’m the brilliant Chess player and you’re the novice who’ll make mistake after mistake after mistake until you have lost more than fifty percent of your wrestling abilities, which is the same as losing a majority of your Chess pieces, while I still have the majority of mine. Simple stated: CHECKMATE! You lose!
Bea picks up the Chess board and Chess pieces and places them in a box. She excuses herself and she calls Iris to join her as she returns the Chess equipment to the other room. Once Bea and Iris are out of sight Bill continue with his comments.
Bill: Well, Austin, it won’t be long before we step into the wrestling ring, I defeat you, and I’m crowned as Sin City Wrestling’s Internet Champion. I know what you’re thinking and that is you will try to make the bogus claim that you are the greatest wrestler around and there’s no way I can defeat you. You are likely to make the claim of defeating a few of the top name wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who other wrestlers were not able to defeat. You are free to make that claim, Austin, but I counter your claim with the statement that EVEN A BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS AN ACORN OCCASIONALLY. The fact that you got a few lucky wins over other wrestlers doesn’t mean you’ll get a lucky win over me.
There is a commotion from the other room and when Bill looks over, and the cameraman focuses his camera in that direction, we see Bea Barnhart and their English Bulldog Iris, run out of the other room, into the main area of the hotel room, and both are dressed as Cheerleaders and both have pom poms to go with their outfits.
Bill: Uh, Bea, what in the world are you two doing? I know you always think I do odd things and now you and Iris are coming on camera as Cheerleaders?
Bea: We’re here as Cheerleaders to cheer you on in your match against Austin James Mercer for the Internet Championship. And, no, you don’t get to stop us from our Cheerleader performance. Ready to do this Iris?
Iris: Woof!
Bea and Iris start dancing and jumping around and waving their pom poms while Bea gives the cheer.
TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT!
WHO WILL BILL ANIHILATE?
AUSTIN JAMES MERCER!
AUSTIN JAMES MERCER!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Bea: Well?
Bill: And to think I get teased for some of the stuff I do and say. Thanks for the cheer. Now please get changed back to normal.
Bea: Okay. But don’t be surprised if I show up as Manager for your match against Mercer for the Internet Championship dressed as a Cheerleader and so does Iris.
Bea and Iris run into the other room and quickly change back to normal attire and return into the main area of the hotel room and take seats on the couch with Bill. We notice when Bea returned into the room she was holding a small piece of paper in her hand.
Bill: Whatcha got in your hand Bea? Your congratulations speech you’ll give after I defeat Austin James Mercer and become the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion?
Bea: Nope! It is a prescription I’m giving to Mercer for his match with you. It not only contains the ingredient BILL BARNHART it also gives the side effects of having a match against you. Want to know what the side effects are?
Bill: Sure. This should be amusing.
Bea begins reading the side effects on the prescription.
Bea: Warning. Having a match against Bill Barnhart may contain some, or all, of the following side effects. Black eyes, bleeding mouth, cuts, scratches, bruises, concussion, and possibly dislocated or broken body parts. Accept this prescription by stepping in the ring against Bill Barnhart cautiously, make sure your medical insurance is current, and consult with your Doctor before stepping into the ring.
Bill: Just when I thought I’ve heard everything. Speaking of hearing everything I’d like to direct some comments to Austin James Mercer. Austin I find it extremely amusing and revealing when an opponent cannot think of anything intelligent to say to me, or about me, so they result to calling me names like kids do in Elementary School. They would call the kid with glasses FOUR EYES. They would call the short kid an ELF or DWARF. They would call the not-so-good-looking kids ugly and that they look like a Troll. The other insults were even more pathetic. You know the ones like YOUR MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS or YOUR MOTHER HAS A MUSTACHE. So here’s the deal Austin. Are you honestly that pathetic, and that scared knowing I’ll defeat you for the Internet Championship, that all you can do is stand before the camera and hurl lame insults at me? I stood before the camera, with my comments aired to millions of viewers, and I talked about my wrestling career, my abilities in the wrestling ring, and how I stood up to not only my half-brother Chris Shipman but to Satan also. The only reason I talked you down is that you don’t deserve to have others talk you up.
Bea: Well stated Bill.
Bill: Well, Austin, I’ve run down everything I needed to run down leading up to our match. Very early in my wrestling career I worked a short time in a Mexican wrestling federation. As you know most wrestlers in Mexico wear a mask as they don’t see wrestling as an honorable sport as we do in the United States. One of the benefits of wearing a mask, other than hiding your true identity from your family and friends while wrestling, is that you can hide a lot of the facial features that usually indicate you are in fear or pain or both. But your eyes are showing through the mask and one thing humans cannot do is hide the fear their eyes show. I quickly learned to know how my opponents were doing by reading their eyes. Watch you spew forth your nonsense leading up to our match I could read the fear and hesitation in your eyes. When any wrestler enters a match with only a small percentage of hesitation and doubt they have lost the match before the match starts. Never once in my wrestling career have I come into a match where I had doubt on my mind and our match is no different. Your time as Internet Champion is over on Sunday, June 7, 2020, at Into the Void IX. Have a nice day Mercer! Ha ha ha!!!
Bea informs the cameraman this presentation is done. The cameraman calls into the Network to let them know this information. They ask him to wait until they give him the signal to cut his camera feed and he waits. After a short time they tell him to cut his camera feed and he does and our screen goes black.