Vs 
Underground Championship
Lumberjack Match
Jamie Staggs vs Mark Cross
The camera cuts back to ringside where we see HB Carter, Earl Lockyer, Stewart Mason, Father Gerald, Brother David, Mason and Jason Fox, Holly Wood, Dorian B, Shorty, Jerry Cann, and John Blade are all standing at ringside, forming a half crescent against the back end of the ring, and the crowd goes nuts.
Liam: The following contest is a Lumberjack Match for the SCU Underground Championship, and is scheduled for one fall!
The lights begin flashing. “Party Hard” by Andrew W.K. begins playing over the speakers when the words “Dumbass University” appears across the screen. Just then, a very familiar face comes running from behind the curtains, stomping and running in place as he stands on the edge of the ramp.
Liam: On his way to the ring, from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 205lb, he is the “Vale-dick-torian of Dumbass University” Jamie Staggs…
The crowd cheers as he points his arms out to both sides. He then brings them around to point down toward the ring. He charges down the ramp, slapping hands along the way. He then jumps and rolls inside of the ring under the bottom rope. He holds his arms out like an airplane and he runs around the ring before stopping and spinning.
Liam: Next, from Canterbury, England, standing at 6’1” and weighing in at 225lb, he is your SCU Underground Champion… Mark “The Dragon” Crrrrrrrrrosssssss!!!
The arena lights dim as the bassline to "Never Again" begins to rumble around the arena. As the guitar riff hits, so does the lights, revealing Mark "The Dragon" Cross standing, one fist aloft, at the top of the aisle. Receiving recognition from the crowd, he strides purposefully to ringside, taking a moment to survey the scene as he reaches the apron. He steps inside and hands the belt to the referee.
Suddenly, the lights go out and there is a buzzing noise as the tron flickers on, showing a GRIME Wrestling “Emergency Broadcast System” image. The crowd boos intensely.
"This is not a test. This is your WGN broadcast system announcing the commencement of the randomly Purge sanctioned by the WGN Broadcast Standards and Practices Tad Ezra. All SCU hardcore weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. All SCW, all SCU Staff and all of the non contracted wrestlers have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all injries including career ending, will be legal until the end of this WGN Program. Sin City securities, medical teams and all first responders will be unavailable until the end of this WGN program, when the Purge concludes. Blessed by our New Founding Fathers of GRIME Wrestling, a company reborn. May Tad have mercy on you all."
The sirens blare three times as we see various masks light up from within the crowd. Sea Green, Yellow, Blue, Silver, Red, Light Blue. They jump the barricade with Hitamashii, Lord Raab, Samuel McPherson, Eric Weaver, Abaddon, Jacob Johnson, and Javier Gonzalez. They all pour out, surrounding the SCU roster. Tad Ezra walks down the entryway in a GRIME t-shirt and tattered jeans, and a big smile on his face. He holds a hand up in the air until the last siren blares and then he lowers his hand into a fist and the lights return to normal.
Jamie and Cross look to one another in confusion, as do the members of the SCU roster at ringside. The members of GRIME begin hammering away with chains and bats at the SCU roster members. Tad shouts at the referee, who then calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: To quote Winter, “What the holy fucking shit” is going on right now? GRIME members are not concerned about who they are fighting. They are just swinging and causing mayhem, not acting like actual lumberjacks!
Gena: Even the two competitors inside of the ring don’t know what to make of it. They watch what is going on around them, even as SCU fights back. SCU fans out and picks up whatever they can find to attack back.
Chad: Meanwhile, Cross and Jamie look to each other with a nod as they meet up in the middle of the ring. They tie up with one another and Cross sends Jamie into the ropes. Jamie then jumps onto the second rope and jumps off with a kick to Cross’ stomach.
Gena: Silver and Red toss Dorian B and Shorty inside of the ring. Silver picks up Shorty and throws him at Jamie, who catches him. Red throws a right hook that knocks Dorian down to the mat.
Chad: Blue comes inside and bashes Jamie over the back with a chain. The referee raises his arm to call for the bell, but Tad shouts out.
Tad: DID YOU NOT HEAR THE ANNOUNCEMENT?!? KEEP IT GOING!!!
Gena: Apparently disqualifications are out the window right now. Jamie is down on the mat, clutching onto his back as Red turns around and hits an Uppercut on Mark Cross, dropping him. Red then places Cross over Jamie and the referee counts.
One!
Two!
Chad: But Silver doesn’t like this too much, and he pulls Jamie out from under. Blue and Silver bicker as they pull Jamie around with force. He tries to get away, but then they both land a Headbutt that puts him down.
Gena: Father Gerald and Brother David sneak inside of the ring and they bash Red on both sides of the head with The Good Book. They continue to bash him with it until Silver and Blue turn to them and chase them out of the ring.
Chad: Mark Cross stirs and crawls over toward Jamie. Instead of pinning Jamie, he gives Jamie a shake and he starts to move a little. They head outside of the ring to assist their SCU brethren.
Gena: We find… Hey, what the… *static*
Filth: We may not be able to hit you assholes, but we sure as shit can stop your sufferable commentary from taking place.
Esther: Yeah, your voices are putting everyone to sleep. It’s time we got fucking raw and talked about how Holly Wood is knocked the fuck out on the ground while Hitamashii beats her with his rightful Television Championship belt.
Filth: Or how Eric Weaver and Light Blue are beating the shit out of John Blade and Jerry Cann, and The Monstimals are choking out the Fox Brothers with their chains. I’ve never seen that color blue before, filthies…
Esther: Jamie Staggs and Mark Cross are trying as hard as they can to even out the odds, but my future hubby Red, and Blue, Silver, and Sea Green are beating the shit out of them as we speak.
Filth: Earl and Stewart are trying to help even the odds, but Earl has a match on the main show with all of the beautiful people, so he might want to think twice about fucking with the GRIME.
Esther: Yeah. Some people can fight and then get fucking married later tonight. Us filthy, gritty, GRIMEy motherfuckers. I love you Red baby!!!
Filth: How sweet. It is almost enough to make me vomit all over Gena’s leftovers here. But I won’t.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: The match has been thrown out due to both participants being physically unable to compete. Therefore, still your Underground Champion… Mark “The Dragon” Cross!
Esther: Well, it’s about fucking time. I need to go make myself look sluttier for Red.
Filth: And I want to get this party really started backstage. Later, filthies.
*Static*
Filth and Esther drop their microphones and walk off stage and toward the back as the fighting continues out at ringside. Red drags Jamie up the ramp by the leg to follow behind Esther. He disappears behind the curtains as Yellow and Sea Green stand on top of the announcer’s table, pumping their arms and shouting out at the audience.
Backstage, we see Angel of Filth and Sister Esther walking toward the locker room. Esther picks up a bat and carries it by her side, scraping it against the wall as she moves along. Filth snorts and spits as she walks by the catering table.
Esther: Thank you for getting me this baseball bat as a wedding gift. I fucking hate sports, but you taught me that there are so many better uses for sports equipment.
Filth: You ain’t seen nothing yet, my filthy. Watch this.
Filth pushes open the door to the women’s locker room for SCU and Black, Orange, Green, Crimson, Purple, and Grey rush in before Esther and Filth. There is a sudden sound of alarm when they walk in to join in on the beating.
Inside of the locker room, Kandy Kaine finds herself brutalized by chains as she screams on the ground. Debbi and Stacy Ruin rush over to try to help, but Orange, Crimson, Green, and Grey turn their attention to them, taking them down. Filth walks over and grabs a handful of Kandy’s brightly colored hair and yanks her up to look at Esther.
Filth: We got you a present. Your first injury, filthy. What do you want to break?
Esther: Her head! Her head!
Filth: Slow down, sweetheart. You don’t want to kill her. You just want to make sure she can’t wrestle ever again. Go for the spine.
She and the rest of GRIME hold Kandy up as she screams out for help. Esther winds up her bat as Kandy goes to crying. Esther nearly makes contact when Filth pulls Kandy away.
Filth: Wait a minute. Today is your special day, filthy. You want the head? You got it…
Filth flings Kandy down to the ground and sits on her back. Esther giggles and then swings the bat at Kandy’s head, but then she stops. She thinks for a second.
Esther: No, no… You’re right. What good is it if she can’t fucking remember this beating? I’ll just make sure she never walks again.
Filth: You sadistic little bitch, you…
The masked members help stretch Kandy out as she cries and begs for mercy.
Kandy: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!!
Esther swings the bat down several hard times as Kandy screeches in pain. After hearing a pop, Filth licks her lips wickedly as black seeps down her chin. Esther gives her a kiss on the cheek and they hug.
Esther: Best… wedding… gift… evvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Filth: Ladies, do something about these two, would you?
Filth motions toward Debbi and Stacy down on the ground as they leave the locker room area. Out of the corner of our eyes, we see Angel Kash and Nobility hiding in a corner, watching as the violence spreads back through the halls. Dorian is thrown and he rolls over the top of an equipment box by Light Blue, smacking hard against a wall. Silver slams a light post down over Jerry Cann, who was likely trying to save Kandy from the attack. Sparks fly as Jerry holds onto his back. Esther sees Red pulling a suit over a nearly lifeless Jamie Staggs.
Red: I’m thinking my Best Man is almost ready, зайка. Should I clean up the blood from his face or no?
Esther shakes her head and then jumps into Red’s arms. They begin making out amidst all of the chaos, such as Abaddon and Hitamashii trading punches with one another… despite being on the same side of the fight?
Kingingiseisha “Hitamashii” Shirasu is seen backstage holding his SCU TV Title on his shoulder with his managers Johan Svennson and Giovanna Teixeira to discuss his upcoming match for the GRIME World Nightmare Championship.
Hitamashii-Seeing that I lost the coveted SCU TV Title over a month ago, I purposely didn’t show my face at SCU shows. Not because I was ashamed to lose to Mz Holly Wood. It was due to me wanting to get my next plan of attack in place, and now that I have a plan, it is time for me to put it into action.
Hitamashii smiles as he continues talking about facing fellow GRIME member Javier Gonzalez, Lord Raab and GRIME member BLUE.
Hitamashii-I haven’t had much luck in matches with Javier, but the other 2 in the match, I know I can beat them easily. I have no doubt that this steel cage match will prove to be a catalyst for Javier and myself, that whomever emerges from this match the victor will go on to do great things and showcase what makes GRIME as great as we are, despite them costing me the TV Title. I am bound to get a title once again.
Hitamashii cackles and he, with his managers in tow, decide to go into the locker room to gets ready for his match against Javier, Raab and GRIME member BLUE as the scene fades to black.




Vs




Hardcore Tag Team Championship 4 on 4
Warriors Brawl Match (Elimination Chamber match)
The Good Shepherds vs GRIME (Yellow, Orange, Grey, and Eric Weaver)
Liam: The following contest is a Warrior’s Brawl Match and is for the Hardcore… *ahem* Heavenly... Tag Team Championships! One competitor from each side will start the battle. Every two minutes, one of the chamber doors will open to let out a member of the opposite side, alternating between GRIME and the Good Shepherds, until all competitors have been released from the pods. The last team with members remaining will be crowned the champions!
The lights flash around as we see that Grey, Mother Mavis, Orange, Virginia Mae Putnam, Eric Weaver, and Father Gerald are standing inside of pods as “Spirit In the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum plays across the speakers. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction. Then, the spotlights flash upon Yellow and Brother David inside of the ring.
Liam: Starting things off for the challengers, GRIME member Yellow!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yellow leans down and puts his hands on his knees as he glares at Brother David through the eye holes of his mask.
Liam: And representing the champions, The Good Shepherds, from Tulsa, OK he is… Brother David!!!
A solidly mixed reaction, but overwhelming nonetheless, echoes throughout the arena as David holds up The Good Book in his hands. He sets it on the corner as he jogs in place, ready to start the match.
*Clank! Clank! Clank!*
Gena: Yellow and Brother David start things off as Yellow charges Brother David. He ducks under a tie up attempt, bouncing off the ropes until coming up to Brother David.
Chad: He jumps up for a Tornado DDT but David puts him down with a Single Arm Side Slam, diving on top to hook the leg.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Gena: Too soon. David rips Yellow off the mat and send him into the corner where he rocks him with a Spear. David stares right at Orange as he rubs one arm against the throat of Yellow, choking him.
Chad: Orange bangs on the plexiglass and threatens David, but this only feeds David’s anger. He finally stops and hits a Superkick that drops Yellow to the mat.
Gena: David learned his lesson as he doesn’t attempt the pin. Instead, he stomps violently on Yellow. Once he’s satisfied, he drops his knees on Yellow’s chest. He bounces up and falls back down with another Knee Drop, hooking the leg right after.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Chad: David gets more aggressive when he picks Yellow up from the mat and flings him into the ropes. David lifts him up for a Back Body Drop, but Yellow comes down with the Tornado DDT he was looking for earlier!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
BUZZ
Gena: The door opens up for Orange and she comes charging out with her chain swinging. She begins whacking David across the back with it as Yellow pulls a chain out next. They grab David and together, they pull him over to the corner in front of Mavis.
Chad: Mavis is shouting as they tie the chains around David’s arms and post him up against the glass. They lock him in with padlocks and Orange begins clubbing wickedly across David’s back.
Gena: Yellow picks up speed and jumps up to the top rope and nails an elevated Shining Wizard as Mavis pounds on the plexiglass, screeching. David falls down to one knee, unable to hold onto his head despite trying.
Chad: Yellow takes a step back along with Orange and they watch David struggle, seeming to take joy in it for a minute. They then continue stomping away at David while stopping only to taunt Mavis to work her up.
Gena: It’s right about that time and Orange and Yellow know it. They begin looking to the rest of the pods in suspense, watching their backs. The lights flash and the count begins.
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Buzz
Chad: Virginia Mae Putnam rushes out of her pod and she jumps on Orange’s back and begins hammering away angrily as she screams her head off. She tries to pull Orange’s hood back, but Yellow pulls Ginny off and slams her onto the mat.
Gena: It’s still a disadvantage for The Good Shepherds with David tied up in the corner. Orange mounts Ginny and throws hits at her, precise and powerful. Ginny holds onto her face as she tries again for the mask with the other hand.
Chad: Orange grabs Ginny’s hand and begins slamming it against the ground as her mask falls off. But Orange keeps her face hidden by looking down. After the third slam, Ginny releases the mask and Orange grabs it and puts it back on.
Gena: Yellow stands back and lets Orange handle Ginny. Orange lifts Ginny from the mat and sends her into the corner to collide with David, sending him face first into Mavis’ pod window.
Chad: They roll Ginny up and Yellow helps Orange to maintain the leverage.
One!
Two!
Three!
Liam: Virginia Mae Putnam has been eliminated!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
BUZZ
Gena: Eric Weaver rushes out of his pod and he begins jabbing away at David’s kidneys. Orange works David’s knees. Yellow stands on the second rope and he hits rapid kicks to the back of David’s head.
Chad: Grey cheers her fellow GRIME members on while Gerald and Mavis pound on the plexiglass. Right now seems like the perfect time to remind people to be careful what they wish for, and GRIME knows it.
Gena: Eric pulls a chain out of his pants pocket and wraps it around David’s neck, choking him out. It seems like they are hoping for medical stoppage to eliminate Brother David from this matchup.
Chad: Well they are definitely on their way to accomplishing that. David is beaten down and not much else can save him right now. He’s not even really fighting back at this point, and he is busted open across the back.
Gena: Out of the corner of our eyes, we see Andrew Borg crouched down beside the structure with a bag over his shoulders. He looks up and over, but maintains his secrecy as he looks up to see the lights flashing.
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
BUZZ
Chad: Father Gerald practically breaks down the door as he enters the fray. He picks Yellow up and Body Slams him to the mat. As Eric comes at him, he catches a Big Boot. Orange picks up Eric’s chain and swings it at Gerald, but Gerald catches it around his forearm.
Gena: He winces but yanks the chain from Orange. Orange steps to the side as Eric and Yellow converge on him, swinging away at him. Gerald breaks free from them and hits them with the chain, knocking them down to the ground.
Chad: Andrew Borg reaches into his bag and pulls out a pair of bolt cutters and slides them right over to David. David struggles, trying to work them up the pod. Meanwhile, Gerald bashes Yellow with the chain and knocks Eric down a few times with it as well.
Gena: Orange lunges in, but Gerald swings the chain, narrowly missing her. He steps to the side and pulls Yellow outside of the ring and onto the platform. He nails the Ray of Light (Diamond Cutter)! He dodges Eric’s hit upon re-entering the ring.
Chad: He hits the Ray of Light on Eric across the top rope! He drops down to pin Eric!
One!
Two!
Gena: Orange is ready to break it up when she hears the sound of chain links snapping. David breaks free from the corner and works up just enough energy to wrap his arms around her in a Full Nelson!
Three!
Liam: Eric Weaver has been eliminated!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Chad: Grey makes her way into the ring now and she drops a chain from each arm of her hooded jacket when she approaches the ring. She gives David one solid smack across the back of the head.
Gena: Gerald watches carefully as she comes after him next. Her and Orange close in on him as he backs away carefully. Eventually, dodging a strike, he finds himself in the corner and he catches a few shots to the face. Orange falls down to one knee on top of Brother David.
One!
Two!
Three!
Liam: Brother David Shepherd has been eliminated!
Chad: Gerald finds himself well outnumbered, even with Yellow down and out on the ground. He tries to block most of the chain hits, but to no avail. He finds himself busted open over the eye in the process.
Gena: He slips out of the ropes, causing one of the chains to wrap around the top rope. Gerald uses the chain and yanks Grey so hard that she flies face first into one of the empty pods. He takes her chain and places it around her arms and he ties her to the corner now.
Chad: No padlock, but she can’t seem to go anywhere right now. Gerald begins backing Orange up around the ring as he swings the other chain round and round. She finds herself in the corner, but she instantly dives out as the lights flash once again!
5!
4!
31
2!
1!
BUZZ
Gena: And Mother Mavis is inside of the ring. She grabs Orange and smashes her into the pod. She follows behind and closes the door as she begins choking Orange and gripping at the mask. She can’t get hold of it, so she goes for the next best thing!
Chad: She begins throttling her head up and down, bashing the back of her head against the steel platform! She then picks Orange up and sends her face first into the plexiglass, with repeated Forearm Smashes to the back of her head as she goes!
Gena: Gerald sizes up Yellow as he comes to his feet. Gerald goes for another Ray of Light, but Yellow jumps on his back and brings him down with a Falling Backbreaker, holding on for a chokehold!
Chad: Mavis sees this and she tries to get out of the pod, but Orange grabs the back of her hair and begins smashing her face into the glass. Mavis slumps down as Gerald raises his arm and begins frantically tapping out!
Liam: Father Gerald Shepherd has been eliminated!
Chad: One Shepherd and three members of GRIME are left! Orange drags Mother Mavis out of the pod for a cover, but Mavis rolls her up after playing possum as Gerald lays on top of Yellow!
One!
Two!
Three!
Liam: Orange has been eliminated!
Gena: Mavis walks over to Yellow and kneels down on top of him as Gerald refuses to leave the structure just yet, helping to hold Yellow down!
One!
Two!
Three!
Liam: Yellow has been eliminated!
Chad: Security helps to lead Father Gerald out of the structure, but the damage has been done! And just like that, both sides are even! Mother Mavis doesn’t have time to celebrate as Grey is able to undo the chains.
Gena: Grey uses them to smack against Mother Mavis! She then wraps them around her throat and falls back into a choke with the chains! But Mavis bridges into a pin!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Chad: Mavis gets out of the hold, and flings the chains across the ring. Grey pushes Mavis off as Mavis holds onto her throat. Grey comes after Mavis, but Mavis ducks a Clothesline. She kicks Grey in the stomach and goes for a DDT, but Grey rushes her into the corner!
Gena: Grey hits several Shoulderbutts before backing up and looking for a Spear. But Mother Mavis moves out of the way and the grabs Grey by the hood and flings her into the ring post and pod! She picks Grey up for the Salvation Slam (Glam Slam)!
Chad: She gives Grey a few good shakes before attempting to land it. However, Grey rolls through and keeps this match going when she locks Mavis into an Armbar! Mavis shouts as she shakes her head.
Gena: After a moment, she is able to twist around just enough to get to a seated position. However, Grey does not let go. Mavis tries to get up, but Grey slams the arm down, keeping the hold locked on.
Chad: Mavis grabs onto the ropes to help her stand up, and she repeatedly elbows Grey in the stomach. She drops her with a DDT. She then lifts Grey up and lands the Salvation Slam! She rolls Grey over for the cover!
One!
Two!
Three!
*Clank! Clank! Clank!*
Liam: Grey has been eliminated! Therefore, STILL your SCU Hardc… Heavenly Tag Team Champions… The Good Shepherds!!!
Mavis can’t believe it as “Spirit In the Sky” plays over the speakers. She accepts the belts as Gerald and Ginny rush back inside of the ring, with David limping behind. They hug onto Mavis as a white light shines down upon them. Ginny and Mavis hold the belts as Gerald reaches into his back pocket and places a copy of The Good Book on top of Grey. But, after thinking about it, he shakes his head and takes it back. This is when Red, Sea Green, Blue, Silver, Crimson, Orange, Grey, Sister Esther, Hitamashii charge inside of the ring. They brutally beat down The Good Shepherds. Sister Esther picks up the Good Book and holds it up in the air, opened half way before she lights the corners of the book. It goes up in flames as she drops it next to her former church members. GRIME continues to stomp away at The Shepherds until security shows up. They know better than to fight them, so GRIME holds their hands up and Esther and Hitamashii laugh and cackle respectively as they back away toward the exit of the structure.
Vs
Vs
Vs 
GRIME World Nightmare Championship
Steel Cage Match
Javier Gonzalez vs Hitamishii vs Lord Raab vs vs Blue
The ringside area is a mess with trash and broken debris from all of the fighting that’s gone on at ringside. However, most of the riff raff has spilled to the backstage area. The only ones that remain at ringside are Celeste North, Valentina, Crimson, Green, Yellow, Sea Green, Light Blue, Jamie Staggs, and Jason Fox. Crimson and Valentina are trading punches, and Val is not faring well. Celeste and Green are staying even as they go around the ringside area. Jamie and Jason are down on the ground, getting occasionally stomped as Sea Green and Yellow are sharing bottles of cheap whiskey together. They stop as the Warrior’s Den has finished being converted into a cage. Atomic Tangerine comes down to ringside to test the cage door before Blue, Hitamashii, Lord Raab, and Javi come out from the crowd. They enter the cage one at a time, getting the crowd pumped up, despite their booing. Atomic holds up the World Nightmare Championship as Liam introduces the competitors.
Liam: The following Steel Cage Match is for the GRIME World Nightmare Championship! In order to win, one must pin or submit one of their opponents inside of the cage, or exit the cage with both feet landing on the ground! And your fighters, representing GRIME, we have Blue, Hitamashii, Lord Raab, and your champion, Javier Gonzalez!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The competitors shake out their shoulders, crack their knuckles, and do whatever posturing they want before the makeshift bell rings.
*CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!*
Gena: We got fights going on all outside of the cage as Lord Raab and Javier begin trading punches. Not a smart move on the part of the champion to go after the Monster.
Chad: Hitamashii bounces off the ropes and jumps at Blue, but Blue lifts him up into a Back Body Drop. Hitamashii grabs on and lands a devastating Tornado DDT!
Gena: Raab grabs onto the back of Javi’s head and smashes it into the side of the cage. This only serves to make Raab angry as he turns around and does the same to Javi.
Chad: He then grinds Javi’s face against the cage, instantly busting him open. Seeing red, literally, Javi turns around and kicks Raab in the gut and drops him with a DDT.
Gena: Javi stomps on Raab a few times before walking over toward the cage door. He waves it as GRIME Referee Atomic Tangerine shouts at him and flips him off, banging his bat against the door.
Chad: Javi shouts back and flips her off as he starts to climb the cage. However, Hitamashii is quick to grab the back of Javi’s head and smash him into the cage door he’s climbing up.
Gena: Javi’s head bounces off, and then he instantly begins grating Hitamashii’s head against the side of the cage, cutting open his forehead too.
Chad: Lord Raab is getting to his feet when Blue comes up behind and lets a steel pipe drop from his sleeve. He cracks it across the side of Lord Raab with a sickening thud!
Gena: Blue drops the pipe to the mat as Light Blue and Crimson begin working together outside of the cage to wrap barbed wire around a wooden table. They then carry it over to the door and Atomic opens up the door and helps them to slide it inside!
Crowd: *POP!*
Chad: Hitamashii hits an elbow to the side of Javi and then bounces off of the ropes, landing a Pele Kick. Javi falls back against the cage wall. Hitamashii picks up the table and charges at Javi.
Gena: Javi moves out of the way at the last second as the fans groan. He clubs Hitamashii against the back a few times as we see Yellow climbing the side of cage along with Sea Green. They begin throwing bottles inside of the ring.
Chad: Seven bottles and 4 of them break upon impact. Raab picks Blue up into a Spinebuster on top of the broken glass, and the crowd’s bloodlust is satiated now.
Gena: Raab grabs Javi from behind and brings him back into a German Suplex to the glass. She turns to look at the carnage in front of him, which gives Hitamashii just enough time to pick up a bottle and smash it over the back of Lord Raab’s head!
Chad: Hitamashii cackles as Raab turns around, looking for a Throat Thrust, but Hitamashii ducks behind him and drops to his knees, hitting a Low Blow.
Gena: Hitamashii then comes off the ropes and hits a knee to the side of Raab’s head. He then rushes over to the cage to climb up it. He scales it as quickly as possible.
Chad: Hitamashii makes it about six paces up the cage before Blue finishes setting up the barbed wire table. He climbs up and brings Hitamashii down and through the table!
Crowd: FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Gena: Blue and Hitamashii sit still over the broken table and barbed wire mess as Javi gets up and looks at the situation. He begins to climb the cage!
Chad: He tries to move fast, but with no luck. He trips up a bit, but holds on tight to regain his footing. He gets another pace up the cage.
Gena: But Lord Raab is right there! Javi kicks at his face as he climbs up another step. Raab begins climbing too. He gets several paces up to get just about even with Javi.
Chad: Javi punches Raab, but Raab bounces Javi’s head off of the post between them. Javi drops a step, but holds on tight.
Gena: Raab hits him once more, but Javi hits several hard punches to the stomach of Raab, dropping him a step now. He holds on, but he is more limp now.
Chad: Javi punches at Raab’s head as he loses a pace. Javi climbs up one pace, but Raab grabs onto his throat and tosses him off of the side of the cage and right on top of the broken glass!
Gena: Hitamashii runs up the cage, his back torn up from the barbed wire. He and Raab trade punches, but Hitamashii’s speed is his advantage and he nails several hits.
Chad: Blue climbs up and pulls Raab down, and he does a Superman Punch! Blue climbs up and catches up to Hitamashii, whose blood covered hands are slipping now.
Gena: He kicks Blue in the face, but Blue grabs his legs and trips him up so that he falls, chin first onto the top rope and bounces back! Blue ascends the side of the cage!
Chad: Raab sees Blue nearing the top with no time, so he walks over to the cage door and kicks it open with all of his might. He climbs out as Blue reaches the top of the cage and rolls over.
Gena: Raab approaches the opening and begins climbing out. He and Blue are neck and neck! Raab steps down just as Blue drops to save the match! Who got it?!
*CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!*
Liam: Your winner and new World Nightmare Champion… … … LORD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Blue walks over to Lord Raab and smashes him over the back of the head with a trash can lid. Raab turns around and clocks him with the World Nightmare Championship. “Monster” plays over the speakers as Raab holds the belt up high in the air. He looks back at the destruction inside of the ring as he walks away.
Vs
Vs
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GRIME World Nightmare Championship
Steel Cage Match
Angel of Filth vs Green vs Crimson vs Black
Liam Gagnon is seen at ringside where Red and Sister Esther approach him through the crowd from behind. He is about to introduce the next match when Red pulls the microphone out of Liam’s hand and tosses it over his head to Esther. Esther giggles and holds it out to Liam. Liam goes to take it, and Esther throws it over to Red. As Liam turns to try to get the microphone back, Esther pants him to show off his tighty whities in all of their glory. The crowd can’t help but laugh as Liam holds his hands in front of him. He begins rushing off toward the stage as Red holds the microphone to his lips.
Red: It is my distinct pleasure to introduce to you my future wife. In just minutes, we will join together in wedded matrimony and I become US citizen. Because we love each other so much.
Red’s Russian accent echoes through the speakers as the fans boo. Red raises a fist into the air to reveal a boxing glove. Esther pulls his arm down and tucks her hand within the glove. She bats her eyelashes at Red and asks for the microphone with her free hand. The audience boos even louder and Esther growls.
Esther: Look here you little bitches! This is my special day and I refuse to let some swamp people from Tampa, Florida ruin it! We are just minutes from the main My Bloody Valentine show and I just wanted to ask everyone to hear one last proclamation of love.
The audience throws their trash over the two, but it doesn’t seem to phase them. Esther looks up into Red’s eyes, past the glowing lights of his mask. He stares down into hers.
Esther: I want to let you know just how much you changed my life. You believed in me when no one else did. You saw something in me that I was told was the cause of inner demons for my whole life. Any emotion was caused by something other than me. I was controlled by forces beyond me. I was the most talented Shepherd, the first to be a champion, but I wasn’t good enough to return to the division and take my belt back from that little bitch Kelly Torres. Not until I met you. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you in wedded bliss.
Red nods his head once and lets what Esther said soak in. A few members of the audience can’t help but succumb to the emotional testimony of Esther as they wipe at their eyes. Red holds his free hand out to take the microphone.
Red: And I have to admit to you, Sister Esther. I never felt close to anyone before in this life of mine. Do not misunderstand. I made the sex with many, many women in my life. There are children out there who might be mine. Many of them. I enjoy making the sex. But when I open your legs, it is like I am staring right into heaven. Beam of white light flashes like when any Shepherd enters room. But this light is much brighter and I feel I can look God right in eye when I am railing you. I enjoy this much and I want to do it for much, much longer зайкa. Maybe rest of life because I have estate to protect but no right in US court to do this until tonight. Take my hand and do not let go for at least two years.
Esther reaches up and wipes a tear from her eye. She sniffles and then leans up and kisses the red glowing mouth of the mask. He picks her up and forces her on top of the timekeepers table, knocking the bell to the ground.
Ding!
As they make out, Light Blue walks over and takes the microphone to announce the Pre-Show Main Event.
Light Blue: The following Steel Cage Match is for the GRIME World Nightmare Championship! You already know the rules so I will not repeat them for you dumbasses. Let’s introduce Black, Crimson, Green, and your motherfucking champion… Angel of Filth!!!
Light Blue points to the stage as Angel of Filth leads Crimson, Green, and Black down the ramp. Blue stands up and throws the door open and cheers on the competitors as they each enter the ring. Referee Atomic Tangerine goes to close the door, but Filth shakes her head. She points around the ring and gives an order. Blue and Light Blue assist Atomic Tangerine as they pull the barbed wire casket from the corner and then slide it inside of the ring through the door. Atomic Tangerine then chains the door shut and locks it while Sea Green picks up the trash can and pounds it to start the match.
Clank! Clank! Clank!*
Gena: Filth flings open the casket lid to reveal the barbed wire, covered in the blood of Tim Staggs. Crimson stares at it for a minute while Black charges at Green.
Chad: Green misses the counter as she tries to grab onto Black’s arm. Black hits an impressive Japanese Arm Drag before coming back to her feet.
Gena: Green reaches back and pulls a piece of glass from her back and she goes to swing it at Black, but Black does a Matrix Evasion.
Chad: Green turns around and catches Black with a Right Hook. Black stumbles back into the cage wall. Green comes forward with body shots, but Black is able to step aside after taking a few.
Gena: Black slides behind Green and puts on a Waist Lock. She brings her back into a German Suplex.
Chad: Meanwhile, Filth and Crimson exchange blows with one another. I’m not sure why, but that casket triggered Crimson. Crimson grabs Filth by the hair and pulls her in, leaping up for a Tornado DDT.
Gena: Filth is able to convert it into a modified Sidewalk Slam on Crimson, right onto the casket, denting it upon impact. Filth then sits back in the corner and watches as Crimson holds onto her back.
Chad: Black turns away from Green to see Filth standing there, and she charges Filth, and they erupt into a brawl in the corner. Black is able to set Filth on the second rope, and the two fall off when Black nails a Superplex onto the broken glass.
Gena: Is Filth smiling right now? She is! Even as she leans up and begins picking pieces of glass out of her back. Black bounces off of the ropes and nails a Bulldog to Filth, again, on the glass!
Crowd: *POP!!!*
Chad: It seems like the fans aren’t minding GRIME right now. Not when they are delivering this kind of pain and punishment to each other. Black picks glass off of her knees and throws it down on the ground.
Gena: Crimson comes up behind Black and rolls her up from behind, closing her inside of the casket. She wraps a chain through the handles and closes it with a padlock. Black thrashes around inside, even with that barbed wire lining!
Chad: Green comes up behind Crimson and smashes her across the back with a chain. Crimson turns around and hits a Discus Clothesline to Green and sends her to the ground. Crimson mounts green.
Gena: Crimson punches down into the broken glass, jamming it into their own knuckles through the gloves and then begins hitting shots to the side of Green’s head! The crowd almost can’t believe it.
Chad: What’s this? Grey is crawling up the side of the cage now, and Orange is right behind her. They are carrying bags on their backs. Grey shakes out her bag and allows various weapons to fall inside of the ring.
Gena: Is that a staple gun? And a drill? And meat hooks? Hammers? This just got even more interesting. Orange empties a bag out into the ring of what looks like dirt? Why throw dirt into the ring?
Chad: A better question is… why is this dirt moving? Wait, is that…? Cameraman, move in closer on that… It’s… it’s scorpions!!! We have live scorpions crawling around the ring! Filth picks one up from the mat and puts it inside of her mouth!
Gena: And she’s gloating about it. She opens her mouth to show nothing in it but the leftover bits of exoskeleton in her teeth. I think I’m going to be sick.
Chad: The scorpions spread out across the ring as Green pushes Crimson off of her. Green sees the scorpions and begins trying to back away from them. She finds herself backed up against the cage.
Gena: She looks down and picks up the staple gun. She begins shooting it at the scorpions! This match has turned into a genocide of scorpions instead of an actual match…
Chad: Green starts to scale the cage wall as Purple is right there, shaking the side of the cage. Green tries to stay on, but Grey and Orange follow suit and begin shaking the cage. Purple climbs up and nails a Shoulderbutt into Green, knocking her down.
Gena: And the scorpions climb on top. Filth dives on top of Green and hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Gena: Nothing like scorpions crawling on you to make you kick out. Is a repurposed tag title really worth all of this? Or is this a demonstration?
Chad: Obviously a demonstration. GRIME truly is grindhouse wrestling at it’s best. Oh, Crimson picks up the meat hooks and scoops them under Filth’s top. She and Green lift Filth up and hang her from the side of the cage!
Gena: Filth is trying to steady herself to get off when Crimson picks up the staple gun and shoots Filth a few times in the stomach. Fuck, I hope the kids are already in bed, or that they went to get popcorn.
Chad: Yeah, none of us expected this. Filth has a sick smile on her face as she hangs loosely from the cage wall now. Crimson turns around and gives a staple to the face of Green, and Green falls back, holding onto their face!
Gena: Crimson climbs on top of Green for the pin, right as Black breaks out of the casket. Her outfit is tattered and torn, and we see scratches all over her body as she knees Crimson across the side of the head.
Chad: She is tripped up by Green as Filth begins struggling again. She watches as the scorpions go on the defense, stinging at the ladies on the ground and she screeches with delight, if there’s such a thing?
Gena: Apparently so. Filth finds her footing and she begins climbing up to the top of the cage, even as Purple, Grey, and Orange shake the cage wall. Filth shouts down at them to keep going. She steadies herself on top and leaps off with…
Chad: Defibrillator (Coup de gras)! Defibrillator to Green! She hooks the leg as Black and Crimson try to fight off the scorpions!
One!
Two!
Three!
*Clank! Clank! Clank!*
Light Blue: Here is your winner and STILL GRIME World Nightmare Champion… Angel of Filth!!!
The crowd shouts out in bloodlust as others are sick to their stomachs. The cage rises up as Filth stands up to hold the belt high in the air as a few scorpions drop off of her, and others crawl up her legs and torso. She turns around to show off her battle scars as the ring crew comes out in full force to begin cleaning up the debris. Filth licks her lips as she admires the devastation GRIME has caused tonight. The stained mat, the broken glass, the staples in her stomach, and the torn fabric tangled in barbed wire. Then, the lights go black as the sirens blare once more.
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