Pinky: Yeah me too. By the way congratulations on your well-earned victory over Rage. That guy is one of the toughest wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling.
James: I’m not gonna brag about that victory though. I know I was able to catch Rage off-guard for the split-second I needed to but I have to be honest that match could have easily gone the other way. Rage, like many others in Sin City Wrestling, seem to feel that other wrestlers are worthless and pathetic and that they don’t amount to anything unless they can defeat them. I’m already somebody in Sin City Wrestling as a two-time Roulette Champion and the 3rd longest-reigning Roulette Champion. I hold my head high knowing I always perform the best I can in every match. Unlike most on the wrestlers on the Roster I don’t need to defeat any specific wrestler to validate myself. I’m self-validated.
James receives a call. He answers his cell phone and places it on speaker so there’s no confusion on who he’s talking to and what they’re talking about.
James: Dmitri! How you doing? Sorry you got cheated out of your win over Lord Raab for the Internet Championship by J2H but your match proved two things. One is that you had Lord Raab defeated and you should be the Internet Champion right now and the other is that J2H is obviously afraid of you otherwise he wouldn’t have resorted to cheating you out of a well-deserved win.
Dmitri: Not a problem. I’ve overcome the likes of Ekaterina, and many other things which happened in my life, so having to deal with a chickenshit coward of a World Champion is easy. The other thing we have to overcome is the fact that the Bad Boys feel they can play mind games with others in Sin City Wrestling with their three-person Tag Team thing. They honestly believe if their opponents don’t know which two of the three will come to the ring as their opponents that it will throw their opponents off-balance. I don’t care which of the two of the three show up they will lose to us.
James: What we need to watch out for, and that’s why we have Pinky at ringside, is that regardless of which two of the three Bad Boys show up for our match you can rest assured the third member will do all he can to interfere in our match to cost us the win. Pinky is there to do whatever is necessary to stop them from doing that. Without interference the Bad Boys are helpless.
Dmitri: Supposedly the Bad Boys are classified as the Number One Contenders for the Tag Team Championship. With our win over them this Sunday we catapult Unholy Alliance back into Number One Contendership. However even if we get cheated out of our win by these cowards we will be fine, we will overcome, and we will continue to challenge them. If they keep up with rule breaking and interference eventually Management will have to assign them to face off against us in a match where there is no interference. If that’s what it takes to overcome their cheating ways so be it. I also wish to congratulate Pinky on getting a hit in a real baseball game.
Pinky: Thanks Dmitri! I’m surprised I got a hit also since it has been 50 years since I played any baseball. Just shows that I may be old but this old Full-Blooded Sicilian Italian can still get the job done. I promise you it doesn’t matter which of the Bad Boys doesn’t perform in this Tag Team match on Sunday. If they are the odd-man out and they try to interfere in your match they will get f*cked up by me.
Dmitri: Thanks for being on our side Pinky. James I have to run off and take care of some things. We have this Tag Team match already won. Bye!
The call between James and Dmitri ends and James returns to discussion recent events and his upcoming match against the Bad Boys.
James: Everyone in Sin City Wrestling has the same lame comments about myself and Dmitri as Unholy Alliance. Their worn out comments include things such as a Vampire and a Human cannot work well together. They try to imply that since one drinks blood and one drinks wine and beer there is no common ground. They even go so far as to try to claim that we don’t work well together as a Tag Team and that we have both been the reason we lost some of our Tag Team matches.
Pinky: Why has Unholy Alliance lost a few of the Tag Team matches? Cheating by opponents. Interference on behalf of opponents. Opponents who are getting their sorry asses kicked and they have to resort to continually throwing James and Dmitri out of the ring to force a Double Disqualification. Here’s my promise. There will be no cheating or interference in this match Sunday evening. As I’ve told you many times I may be 64 years old, which makes you think I’m easy to get over on, but if you assume that then you assume wrong. One 64 year old Full-Blooded Sicilian Italian is more than a match for anyone in Sin City Wrestling even if it ends up me having to deal with all three of the three stooges named Giani, Mickey, and Dax. If you think my can of Whup Ass is empty I dare you to push me so you can see what happens. You don’t want to end up humiliated on national television when I kick all three of your asses at once.
James: What I find amusing is how others continue to claim that me and Dmitri are not able to work well together. Some have compared us to how oil and water don’t mix. I assure you we have more in common than most Tag Teams have. Do we do the in-fighting and blaming the other for the losses like the Halc brothers did? Do we brag and boast how great we are and then everyone watches us trip over our boot laces like they see when they watch The Elders? So you want to say we are like oil and water and we don’t mix? Look at who we’re facing this Sunday. Bad Boys? Bad at wrestling you mean! They get sent up against the weakest Tag Teams in the Federation and then they claim how great they are. When you have to face a tag team as talented and successful as Unholy Alliance your outlook on things changes quickly. Using the oil and water don’t mix analogy I equate Bad Boys to a bucket containing oil, water, and shit. None of those mix together which is how the Bad Boys malfunction as a Tag Team.
Pinky: Watch our match this Sunday. After the match is over you need to ask some questions. Did the Bad Boys cheat during the match? Did the Bad Boys have to use interference to equal out the match for them against Unholy Alliance? Did the Bad Boys realize they were in way over their heads and do something that caused the match to end in a Disqualification? If any, or all, of those questions are answered with YES then we have the fact that the Bad Boys are only bad when it comes to wrestling abilities and not bad in the definition of being good at wrestling. You want to see a bad ass Tag Team? You only need to look at Unholy Alliance!
James: Let me make this clear. Distraction cost Rage his match against me. Leading up to that match he was spewing forth doubt about himself and his ability to win matches or retain a Title Belt. During our match he allowed himself to become distracted and I took advantage of that distraction. Rage was a tough opponent, there’s no denying that, but I proved to be tougher and smarter. Now Unholy Alliance faces two of the three following wrestlers in the team called Bad Boys. Dax Beckett, Mickey Carroll, or Giani Di Luca. Which two will it be? Doesn’t matter which two decide to serve as the sacrifice to the Tag Team gods. They know they are in a tough match. They know they have yet to face a Tag Team as successful and talented as Unholy Alliance. They know they are about to lose their Number One Contendership to us. I love it when we’ve already won the match before the bell rings to officially start the match. I love it when we know how cowardly and fear-laden our opponents are. I love it when we are so intimidating that our opponents start babbling incoherently like three people who just suffered a stroke. For you three I tell you do deal with it. Deal with Unholy Alliance as we are the future of the Tag Team Division in Sin City Wrestling.
James picks up a bottle of champagne from the table. He shakes it up and then he pops the cork. Champagne sprays all over James, Uncle Pinky, and their dressing room, as the two laugh uncontrollably at the upcoming win by Unholy Alliance over Bad Boys at Climax Control 181.