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Title: “Are you fucking kidding me?!”
Post by: Steve Ramone on April 27, 2017, 10:04:48 PM

 This past month has been rather interesting for Steve, opting not to compete in the Blast from the Past Tournament for the first time since his debut Steve would go on to lose the Roulette Championship to Ryan Keys in a Tuxedo Match in the Main Event of the first Climax Control since Blaze of Glory, Steve, off course, claimed that the match was rigged but he got a chance to put his money where his mouth is two weeks later when he would take on James Tuscini in a match where Ryan would serve as ref.

However that match would never happen as during the week Steve and Kaylee where involved in an accident where Kaylee bit down on Steve’s penis during a blowjob forcing him to miss that week’s Climax Control due to needing a hospital stay, despite several people, including the Metal and Punk Connection, thinking that Steve was either faking the injury or exaggerating it the injury was apparently legitimate as the bosses were handed a doctor’s note at that very Climax Control, the following week Steve would return to officiate a match between Ryan and James and he, off course, got up to his usual antics throughout the match which was ultimately won by James, later that night Mark dropped a bombshell when he announced that not only was former SCW Tag Team Champion Kris Halc getting a shot at Into the Void but Steve would face off against Kris at Climax Control 179 which he was medically cleared to compete in, that show was this week and was the go home show for Into the Void but can Steve finally reverse his fortunes?

Boston Brewery Tour, Boston MA
Thursday the 27th of April 2017, 18:00pm

Why am I out drinking just days before I’m scheduled to compete in a Roulette Rules match that also happens to be the opening contest of the last Climax Control before Into the Void? Because I fucking need a drink!

For those who have been living under a rock this past month has been hell for me! First I lost the Roulette Title to Ryan Keys again in my first defense, why? Because he’s Christian’s latest boy-toy, that’s why! Then again from what I’ve heard they are interested in signing some Samoan Wrestler who might replace Ryan as Christian’s boy-toy so that favoritism might not last much longer with any luck, anyway back on topic, two weeks later I was scheduled to compete against James Tuscini in a match where Ryan Keys was the ref and what happened?

You know what? I’ll show you what happened (and no, I’m not going to flash you, I’d like to avoid being arrested for indecent exposure thank you very much)!

*flashback*

It happened the Thursday morning and I had scheduled promo time for that evening, but since I had a few hours to go before that Kaylee decided (and I readily agreed) to have sex with me in my hotel room so I quickly kicked out Cyrus who was in the room playing Pokémon Go at the time.

“Anything good?” Andreas asked as he approached Cyrus, they were on the opposite end of the hallway from my hotel room and Cyrus shook his head.

“The hotel’s too far away from the nearest Pokestop and so far, all I’ve seen around here is the common stuff from both gens.” Cyrus responded with a frown on his face little knowing what was going to happen next. “I’m thinking we should go out into the city and see if we can have any luck, since it’s early morning traffic and all we should be okay to drive around.”

“And what about the lovebirds?” Andreas asked and Cyrus nodded knowing exactly who he meant.

“I’ll send Steve a text before we go but I think he’s going to be a little busy with Kaylee.” Cyrus responded as he folded his arms. “And as long as nothing goes wrong……...” Just as Cyrus said that they heard my high-pitched scream coming from the hotel room I shared with Kaylee. “Was that Steve?”

“Had to be, I’ve heard him attempt high pitched vocals at karaoke to know what he sounds like high pitched.” Andreas responded before frowning. “Aren’t we on the other side of the hallway from his room though?” Andreas asked and Cyrus’s eyes widened before they ran towards our room, before they could reach it the door opened and Kaylee emerged using the bedsheet to cover her naked body and looking a little flustered.

“Err, guys, you’re going to need to call an ambulance.” Kaylee said upon seeing them approach. “I was going down on Steve, everything was going well until…….” Kaylee trailed off before motioning to my naked form in a fetal position clutching my balls in pain.

“You bit him?!” Cyrus asked with a look of disbelief on his face. “Kaylee, your day job is to fuck people on camera, you must’ve sucked thousands of dicks in your time, hell the how did you forget the “no biting” rule?!” Cyrus asked before pausing. “And that is not a sentence I expected to say today, or ever.”

“I don’t know, it just happened!” Kaylee responded before grabbing the door with her free hand. “Look, just call for the damn ambulance and try to think of a way to explain this to Steve’s insurance company! In the meantime, I’m going to get dressed!” Kaylee added before slamming the door shut, it was well timed as well as Steve’s scream had woken up several other hotel guests, including some kids, and they were coming out to see what the noise was.

“Andreas, tell the guests who don’t have kids what happened, as for ones who have kids, tell them to cover their ears or something, I’ve got an ambulance to call.” Cyrus told the Swedish man who nodded before going over to the guests. “Miranda is going to laugh her ass off when I tell her about this, until I clarify that yes, it actually happened.” Cyrus muttered under his breath before walking off.

*end flashback*

So yeah, I ended up missing that week’s Climax Control and by extension my match, officially it was said that my match was rescheduled for this week’s Climax Control but “Card Subject to Change” is at the bottom of every card that gets posted so here I am, facing Kris Halc on this week’s Climax Control in a Roulette Rules Match and just to make my month even worse they added Kris to the match as an extra big “fuck you” to me!

I’m beginning to wonder just who I pissed off in a past life.

Obviously, I’ve recovered from the “mishap” with Kaylee and right now I’m using this brewery tour thing as an excuse take my mind off of things, the tour is just about over and we’re just chilling out at the moment.

“Steve, when you said that we should go on the brewery tour, I thought you were kidding.” Cyrus commented as he leaned forward on the bar we were at. “I know you’ve had a stressful month but couldn’t this wait until after Into the Void?”

“Considering that Into the Void will be the first show in the month of May? No, it couldn’t.” I responded before I took a sip from my drink, the tour was over and most of the guys on the tour had gone back to their hotels/homes but us? We just headed for the nearest bar. “Besides, the mid-west tour is ending at Into the Void so we won’t get another chance like this.”

“We could’ve gone to a bar back in Vegas.” Andreas pointed out with a smirk and I shook my head in response. “Not like the city is lacking in terms of bars.”

“It isn’t lacking in bars but finding a good metal bar is another problem entirely.” I responded and the others nodded in agreement. “Right now, my focus is on becoming the first four-time Roulette Champion in SCW history in front of my home city of Queens.”

“That reminds me, are Corey and Sarah going to the event?” Kaylee asked as she turned to me off course referring to my brother in law, former tag team partner and retired wrestler Corey Steele and my younger sister and retired wrestler Sarah, they aren’t that much younger than me but they retired for the same reasons, catastrophic injuries ending their careers at their peaks. “You haven’t mentioned them that much since Into the Void was announced as taking place in New York City.”

“You never asked.” I responded with a nod before taking another sip. “They called me on Skype after Into the Void was confirmed at be taking place in New York, they said that they had brought front row tickets the minute they went on sale.” I added before grinning a bit. “They also called me to tell me that I was going to be an uncle.”

“Wait, seriously?” Cyrus asked and I nodded before they gave me a congratulatory pat on the back. “Why didn’t you say so earlier?”

“They wanted to tell the family members themselves and wanted me to keep quiet about it until they posted about it on Social Media.” I responded before getting my IPhone out and looking for the post in question, once I found it I showed it to them showing them Sarah posting a pic of a UV scan of their baby. “Once I saw this post I know it was okay to start telling people.”

“Congrats man.” Cyrus added with a grin as I put my IPhone away. “So, do they know what gender their kid will have?”

“Sarah got pregnant in mid-March, didn’t confirm it until early April which was right before they called me.” I added as I turned to them. “In other words, too early to tell, Sarah’s hoping for a girl, Corey’s hoping for a boy, I’m just hoping that they want to be a wrestler when they grow up.”

“Either way, we’re happy for you, though I don’t think Sarah will be that willing to have me around the kid because of my profession.” Kaylee commented with a frown on my face. “I mean, Corey liked me well enough when we trained with him for Blaze of Glory but let’s face it, the only person who’s a worse role model for a kid, regardless of gender, than a pornstar is a prostitute.”

“We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it, namely when we arrive in New York next week as Corey’s letting us stay at his home.” I responded and they nodded in agreement, the rest of the night went by quietly and two hours later it was time to go. “You guys go on ahead, I’ve got a promo to do and I’m pretty sure that I’m in no shape to drive,”

“Yeah, you’re not, we’ll get the rental car ready.” Cyrus responded before the three of them exited the bar, the bar staff weren’t paying attention to me so I started my promo.

“This was supposed to be my month, I was supposed to hold onto the Roulette Title for a long time and end the trend of it being hot potatoed and what happened? Christian awarded Ryan Keys a shot for no other reason than “man crush”, I lost the title in a Tuxedo Match, I had to miss a Climax Control because my fiancé took a bite out of my dick and now that I’m finally cleared to wrestle again the bosses said, “screw Steve’s rematch clause, we’re adding two underserving jackasses to the match just because!”, said jackasses before James Tuscini and Kris Halc and to add further insult to injury I am facing Kris Halc in this week’s opening match which just so happens to be a Roulette Rules Match!”

Seriously, what have I done to the bosses?!

“Doesn’t matter anyway because I’m going to kick Kris’s ass so hard that he’ll have to sit out of the match and miss Into the Void! Kris, I don’t give a shit what stipulation the wheel stops on, it could stop on “evening gown match” for all I care because I am going to fucking destroy you in this match because according to Mark’s logic being a former tag team champion and showing up to work every week means that you deserve a Roulette Title Shot!”

The double standards are sickening.

“Now I don’t know if you know this about me and I don’t give a shit either way but I am also a former Tag Team Champion and I show up to work every week! The only reason I missed that one Climax Control was because I was in hospital but apparently that is enough reason for Mark to screw me over in terms of my rightful title shot but like I said, it doesn’t matter because I’m going to enjoy eliminating the competition one by one until I get my rightful rematch!”

It’s that simple.

“Kris, you are an undeserving challenger, James is an undeserving challenger, Ryan was an underserving challenger who got lucky with the god damn Roulette Wheel! I’m sure that whoever makes the names plaques for SCW’s title belts is sick of having to create new ones for the Men’s Roulette Title but I don’t give a shit because after I kick your ass Kris I am going to win back my title and I swear to god, if Christian finds some excuse to give Ryan another fucking chance then I am going to scream!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“I am going into the next Supercard with one goal in mind, leave my home city as the first four-time Roulette Champion and I’ll be damned if Kris Halc gets in my way! The fact that you are a former champion who shows up to work every week doesn’t make you a worthy challenger Kris, hard work does and I put in a lot of hard work in the lead up to Blaze of Glory to ensure that I would be the Roulette Champion again and at Into the Void I will repeat history but first I’m going to kick your ass, this message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless Champion” Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve!”

I left the bar as the scene fades.