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Roleplay Boards => Archived Roleplays => Climax Control Archives => Topic started by: Chris Shipman on February 08, 2017, 09:31:34 AM
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The scene opens to a shot of Chris Shipman and Father Williams being escorted out of a building by a number of security guards. Shipman is irate about something and Father Williams is trying to get him to calm down by speaking from a scripture. After the guards get the two men to the curb they retreat back into the building.
Shipman: LET’S RIOT. HASHTAG NOT MY BOSS.
Father Williams looks defeated as the two men begin walking away from the building.
Shipman: How can people be complaining about what I did at Climax Control? It is an internet show. Do they not realize what is on there? Hell, Mr. Hands was way worse than anything I ever did. I would say the two girls one cup series, but I find myself strangely aroused and jerking it every time I watch it. Or Octomom’s porno, that was twenty eight minutes of my life I will not get back…twice.
Shipman laughs as the father looks disgusted.
Father Williams: Enough with the games though. You need to focus on this week.
Shipman: How can I focus? I got everyone’s panties twisted in a bunch after last week, I get to look forward to another date with Despayre possibly if he accepts, and on top of that, we get to go to Irvine, California. Actually I don’t know why that excites me.
FW: Well how about the fact you are in a title match against Ryan Keys.
Shipman: What is there to be excited about? Yes Roulette is my game but the wheel hasn’t been kind to me ever since I came back to the SCW. Look at last time. I swear Vince Russo came up with that match concept. Four men fighting a tightrope, you were eliminated if you were thrown off, makes no fucking sense. Add to the fact that James Tuscini won the match just makes it that much more bitter of a pill.
FW: That may be the case but this time it is one on one. You don’t need to worry about what other superstars are doing in that ring.
Shipman: True enough Pa-dree.
The two men hail for a cab. Once in, they instruct to drive them to a hotel. After several moments the re-emerge from the hotel with their luggage and get the cab to take them to the airport. Shipman continues to converse with Father Williams in the back of the cab.
Shipman: What can I say about Ryan Keys though? The only other time I had him in that ring one on one was way back at Climax Control 150. Yes he got the win that night but he didn’t walk away with it. I was the one left standing and I will not allow him to hit me with another Master Keys. He may think he is big and bad now that he has a championship and I have a lot more losses than I do wins but when the day is over it is all about statement making and I sure as hell make them. Ryan will have buckets upon buckets of confidence going into this match and he will think he has my number, as I will him. The only difference is that roulette wheel benefits me more than anyone. Yes I got shitty luck last time but this time my luck will be so much better. How did the website put it… challenger’s advantage? If that doesn’t paint a beautiful Bob Ross picture for Ryan than I don’t know what will.
FW: I wouldn’t count your chickens before they hatch. This isn’t some rookie you are going in there against.
Shipman: Oh Pa-dree, how you have so much to learn about what divine powers I truly have. Ever since I first appeared on the wrestling scene I have been known for hardcore, ultra-violent, appalling matches. I have dueled with chainsaws inside a cage, dove of ladders into piles of barbed wire, hell I even tazered a dog. I even went as far as to crush my half-brothers hand with a sledgehammer. No matter the rules me and Ryan get at Climax Control, I have the advantage. Do you know why? It is because I am the only man that has the balls to go that one step further, to go that extra mile to secure a win. Whether it be hardcore, submission, cell, cage, dog kennel from hell, even a bra and panties match, I will win, and I will show this company and all of the fans what a true Roulette champion is. Yes I have been pinned many times since I returned and even tapped for the first time in my life. I will not stay down unless they reach into my chest and rip out my heart. Even than I will still spit in their face and flip them off with my last dying breathe.
FW: Are you asking for my opponents to save you?
Shipman: Save me? They are the ones that need saving. Everywhere you look there is sin and corruption. Lord help us, I saw a documentary on Netflix about children born while the mothers were in prison. Explained raising the baby behind bars and all that jazz, than explained how the mother and child had to live in a separate cell block because the other female inmates might try to kill the baby. I had to double check I wasn’t watching Animal Planet or something.
FW: What does that have to do with your opponents? Last time I checked you don’t fight bombshells.
Shipman: All depends what lines you read between. My point is people like Ryan Keys are not pure. SCW should really consider that when they want someone representing the company. Though my past is tarnished with me fulfilling the deeds of the Greater Powers, I am the purest of the pure in their eyes therefore the perfect superstar to represent SCW. It isn’t about appeasing fans or sponsors, that is just greed, a cardinal sin. It is about appeasing the greater powers, and in their eyes I am the only one capable of casting the first stone.
The car slows down as it approaches the airport. Shipman and Father Williams look on as there is a small group of fans and local media trying to talk to wrestlers as they enter the airport. As Shipman and Father Williams leave the cab with their luggage, the crowd disperses with no one wanting to talk to them, leaving a clear path into the airport.
Shipman: As I was saying though. Read between the lines. Am I on the men’s roster or the bombshell?
FW: Obviously men’s.
Shipman: Do I wrestle men or women?
FW: Men.
Shipman: See that is the problem in today’s world. It is something that we all have to come to terms with is that you can no longer assume gender. Though Ryan Keys is registered male, I never seen him in a shower so I couldn’t tell you what kind of plumbing he has. Hell even in a newspaper from Canada today, I saw the sweetest looking 6 year old girl, or so I thought. Boy. And looking at some of those bombshells like Twisted Sister or even Mercedes Vargas, you can never tell. Some transgenders are just so convincing looking. If that wasn’t the case than Thailand would lose their lady-boy business.
Shipman chuckles as Father Williams shakes his head in disgust.
Shipman: Ryan thinks he can out fight me in a no rules environment. He thinks he will walk out of Climax Control with that little belt on his shoulder? He will not. He will endure unimaginable pain. He will learn the meaning of suffer in silence when I beat his ass all over Irvine. They say a mother will always love her child. Unfortunately that will not be true when I am finished with Ryan. He will be so mutilated and disfigured that not even the greatest plastic surgeons will be able to save him. His only hope in life is if Maury Povich does those freak episodes again. Ryan will be man with no face next to Shawn, boy with balls on chin. He will talk the talk. He will try and walk through my domain but I will be the victor, and I will be the next SCW Roulette champion, and if Despayre tries anything, well maybe I will have to find some way to hurt him even more. I hear Angel has a new girlfriend.
Father Williams looks over at Shipman uncomfortably.
FW: What are you thinking?
Shipman just laughs as he walks into airport security as the scene fades to black.