[J Mont cracks his neck and looks as if he is ready to belt a note of some sort.]
Old SCW had a farm
U O U O U O U O
And on their farm he had some bitches
U O U O U O U O
With a bitch ass Godly here
And a overrated Courtney there
Here a bitch, there a bitch
Everyone here is a bunch of bitches except Zoey
Old SCW had a farm
U O U O U O U O
[J Mont takes a bow to absolutely no one except that squirrel that ran by looking for a nut.]
[J Mont starts to walk towards the court and has flashbacks of all the money he hustled people out. If you think Woody Harrelson in White Men Can't Jump had a jump shot, you ain't seen nothing until you see J Mont’s. A shot as pure as Ray Allen’s. You could call him Jesus Montuori or Joe Shuttlesworth. Now standing in the center of the court, he looks at one end and then turns his attention to the other.]
[As J Mont admires a lot of the art work, he remembers when he used to add to the collection in the hood.]
[J Mont chuckles a little thinking about Casey inside a Chevy Spark.]
J Mont: But, when I signed up, Kat Jones filled me in a little bit about the tournament and how it worked. She also warned me of some of the talent that is involved. I just shrugged it off to be honest and told her, “Just let me know when I have a match and we will win.” And she just shook her head at me, but I think she is coming around now on how I wanna act and do things. But, I'm not a dummy. I did my due diligence on the people that were selected to take part in this tournament. Like I said, I was raised by great parents and said to always know about your surroundings and who you are with. And right now, that applies to Ken and Courtney. I don't have to worry about Zoey, she is going to hold her end of the bargain.
[Just as J Mont was getting into a deep thought, he is interrupted by a local New York City Bum. And this is not just any kind of bum. He has on the new Air Jordans, a pair of jeans with a thousand rips on them. A Wu Tang Clan tee shirt and a plain white hat that he is wearing backwards.]
Bum: You got a few dollars on you?
J Mont: The only time you will ever see me with dollar bills is at the Velvet Rabbit making it rain and keeping Candice in business.
Bum: Well then, do you have a hundred dollar bill on you?
J Mont: That’s a stupid question. That is all I carry on me.
Bum: Can I have a couple? I needed to get a room and some food, and i got nowhere to turn.
J Mont: If you can answer me 2 questions, I will give you some cash.
Bum: Deal!
J Mont: Name me one wrestler whose head looks like a giant milk dud?
[The bum is really thinking about this.]
Bum: That Ken guy who thinks he is God.
J Mont: Oh shit…..you got it right.
Bum: I watch a lot of PPV’s through the bar windows, just like I know you are one of the best wrestlers of all time. I know who you are, J Mont. That’s why I came over here because I knew you would help a brother out being from here and all.
J Mont: Appreciate the love but you need to get this answer right next or else.
[The bum is feeling the pressure right now.]
J Mont: What did Courtney Pierce win in 2018?
Bum: Oh man, I was high as a kite that year. In and out of rehab. This is gonna be tough.
J Mont: You're better off guessing then not saying anything.
Bum: She won her battle with herpes?
[J Mont busts out laughing and pulls 500 bucks out of his pocket.]
J Mont: That's not the right answer but one of the funniest things I heard this week. Take this money and knock yourself out.
[The bum looks pumped up now. Looks like it's going to be a great night at the Motel 6 with prostitutes, liquor and cocaine. He runs off like he is one of those happy people in that image when Happy Gilmore had happy visions.]
J Mont: I need to say that when she gets into the ring. She wont have any idea what i am talking about but i'll be laughing. And honestly, I don't know much about Courtney and dont care to. She is just in my way and I will let Zoey dispose of. This is not 2018. This is 2023. You are not coming back here and trying to regain any glory or titles. You are going to be sent packing by us and your journey ends here. You can talk and gloat all about 2018, but what you won is nothing compared to other events that happened that same year. The Golden State killer was apprehended after 30 years. The wildfires of California happened. The Royal Wedding. Hurricane Michael hit. Donald Trump’s second year in office. The Eagles won the Super Bowl. US Women's Hockey won its first gold medal. UMBC upset the number one seed Virginia in March Madness. So much happened in 2018, no one gives two shits that you won this event. Your name means shit. You mean shit. You are shit. And we are going to prove that when the bell sounds.
[But knowing he cannot lay his hands on Courtney, he has to leave all that up to Zoey which means there is one man across that ring for J Mont to demolish. That man is a CCPE member but he has yet to introduce himself to J Mont, one of the ORIGINAL members of the CCPE. But i guess the best way to learn about J Mont is to get knocked the fuck out so you will never forget the name.]
J Mont: You might be a year older than me Ken, but that doesn't make you wiser than me. When it comes to mind games, you are looking at the best in the business. You can go around and pretend your all GODLY and all, but its a fuckin joke. You don't have arms or biceps like me. All I see is two string beans hanging from your shoulders. Then you call those quads and legs? More like legs that belong on a heating wrack at Walmart for 5.99 for the pair. If you want to see Godly, look no further than me. And let's not forget the ABS that I have and that you dream of. You see Ken, you have been going around for a long time in the business with this Godly name, but I never heard of you until Chris Page brought you on board and really didn't care. Then I saw your name in the tournament and knew I needed to introduce myself to you in the only way I know how.
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J Mont: It’s not the most pleasant introduction for you, but it surely is one that you will remember. I may even send you back to Baltimore on a one way ticket, but hey, the good part is you get to catch some Ravens games and have the so-called best crab cakes around. And when I think of Maryland, your name never registers to me. I think about the Chesapeake Bay, the blue crabs, and real athletes like Michael Phelps and Babe Ruth. You're just someone using that city and state to get some recognition. But you will get all the recognition you need when we step into that ring. Anytime J Mont has a match, the flashes of photography are going off 24/7. The press is everywhere. The paparazzi are everywhere. I'm that guy Ken. You can sit there and try to outsmart but me you're just gonna fail like Zach Morris did with his midterms. And the father of the year award for 2023 is already in the books because there is no one better than me when it comes to Baby G and doing everything for my daughter. I will apologize now if I ruin your weekend and time in this event, and it may even give you a BAD ATTITUDE but suck it up.
[J Mont walks off the court and starts to head back to the main road where he is parked. Every step he takes is a reminder of just how far he has come in his life from his childhood days until this very day. He was always doing well for himself and on the right path, and the icing on the cake for J Mont was Mia and their daughter Baby G.]
J Mont: I'm not a young buck anymore Ken, but that doesnt mean I won't throw down and put it all on the line. But, I'm just smarter about how I do things now. I pick and choose my spots. Wait for the right time and execute the plan. And the nice guy I am, I will give your fair warning. Your back is going to be a prime target for me. I know you had a bad injury back in the day, no pun intended and it's never been the same. You can do all the rehabbing and working out, but all it takes is one good shot and it's over. You will join the list of Tiger Woods, Peyton Manning and Harrison Ford to name a few who had a serious back surgery. Your time is coming and you can thank me for when there is a trivia question in a game.
Question: Who caused Ken Davison to get back surgery and end his career?
Answer: J MONTJ Mont: Another idea Ken to help yourself out would be to wear a mask and hide your face. Maybe then people will forget it's you in the ring getting your ass kicked from pillar to pillar. I know you won't be making the luchador proud, but hey, not many people can say they survived J Mont in that ring either. Oh wait, are you getting nervous Ken? Wondering how I know all of this about you. Like I told you, I did study a little because I'm going to be living rent free in your head and the best way to do it is to make sure you realize I know your every move or thought. You can try to go left, I'll make you go right. You can try to punch me, I'll block it. You can try to run me over, and you will fall down. Point is, anything you try against me is just gonna be a failure. From your luchador moves to your striking moves. Nothing is going to stop me from advancing and showing my partner I'm the best thing that has happened to her.
[As he gets closer to the street, you can hear the traffic flying by on the roads. Good ol New York City drivers just speeding by.]
J Mont: You may think you're at the top of the SCW and wrestling world Ken, but I'm going to make sure that you FALL FROM GRACE and get DESTROYED. And as you lay there, I'm going to flip you the middle finger and not a tiger. Not even the HANDS OF GOD can save you this time. Everyone here in the SCW is gonna have their JAWS DROP because J Mont and Zoey are taking over. Consider it a Hostile Takeover if you may.
YOU EVER HEAR OF THE 8TH CIRCLE OF HELL?
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J Mont: Because anything that Ken can do, I will do better and one up. He brags about the 7th Circle of Hell. But he is the one that is going to bleed and bleed until it's all over with. Ken started this dance and fire by entering this match and joining the CCPE without a proper introduction. And just like the SCW, he is going to learn just who the fuck i am. And Courtney, I haven't forgotten about you either. I'm just not concerned about you like I thought earlier. Zoey is going to show you just who the next Bombshell Champion and Future of the SCW Womans side is. And just like how I'm being treated here, that's how I feel about you. I thought I was facing the actress from Bad Kids Go To Hell and the TV series Dallas until Kat had to explain who you were.
[J Mont sees his 2023 Mercedes G Wagon on the side of the road and yes, that's his everyday driver that he leaves in New York so he has something to drive when he comes back to visit. But before he gets into his vehicle, he takes one more look back at the court from a distance.]
J Mont: I will make New York Proud and get to the Final Four with this win. You can sit back and think back to 1983 as being the best Final Four in college hoops with NC State, Georgia, Louisville and Houston. But that will be nothing compared to when me and Zoey get there for the SCW in their Blast from the Past. Ken and Courtney, welcome to your worst nightmare. And sorry that when this is all settled, you are just gonna be past news while the team of J Mont and Zoey is the Now and Present. And i swear to god Christian Underwood, if you fuck up my name for the FINAL FOUR, you do not want to know what happens to you. Just watch what i do to Ken this week and take notes because i will make sure that your back is just as bad as i leave his. Shots fired? NOPE! That is a promise. 2 broken backs is better than 1. Dare to try me?
[J Mont hops into his G Wagon and takes off. He definitely didn't put a seat belt on or check anything. He took off like a bat in hell, but he has a lot to do before he travels to Scotland. Next stop…..The Final Four.]
“They Hate me because they Can't Beat me.”
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